JHE I. M. KICE Editor and Proprietor. MARK ZARII Foreman. Entered at tbe postollice at Vu'entim * . Cherry county , Nebr. . as Second IJiUbri M. liter. TERMS : Subscription $1.00 per year in advance ; $1.50 when not paid in advance. Display Advertising 1 inch single column loc per issue or $6..00 a year. Local Notices , Obituaries , Lodge Resolutions and Socials for revenue uer line per issue. Brands , li inches$4.00 per year in advance : additional space So.OO per ear ; engraved blocks extra $1.00 each. 10 per cent additional to above rates ii over 6 months in arrears. Partfes living outside Cherry county are requested to pay in advance. Notices of losses of stock free to brand advertisers. THURSDAY , DECEMBER 12 , 1907. "Marse Henry" Conies Home. ( \Vorld-Herald. ) The greatest and most delight ful of all the great and delightful Kentucky colonels , Henry \Vat- terson of the Locisville Courier- Journal , has returned , again , to the Bryan fold. We are always glad to see him back. His setting forth is ever an omen of intcrost- ing times ahead , and his coming home as surely marks the joyous beginning of a season of demo cratic harmony and , brotherly love. \ 'Colonel Watterson returns this time , full panoplied in shining i democratic habiliments , astride a i noble charger of sable hue , and ! bearing on the crupper behind him , tight clasping his ample waist , the Star-Eyed Goddess of Reform. And he proposes to de vote dark horse and goddess as well as himself to the faithful ser vice of "the man from Nebraska" henceforth till after the next elec tion ! Welcome home , Marse Henry , welcome home ! Never was such a happy family as democracy will be , now that the erring prodigal has returned. There have been other wandering but well-loved sons of democracy , and they , too , are coming home on the heels of their brilliant and distinguished leader. In the democratic house hold -there is room for all. After the feasting and the rejoicing the hosts of the party of Jeli'erson and Jackson and Tilden and Bryan will be ready to take the field once more , with every gap filled , pre senting a solid and united front to the enemy such as has not been seen since the day we quit electing democratic presidents. Colonel Watterson's homecoming ing message will commend itself , for its sound good sense , to other democrats who , like he , have wandered afield. He yields none of his differences with Mr. Bryan , but for the nonce he is ready to forget them for the " sak'e of the ideas on which they both agree. Mr. Bryan , he says , will surely be the next democratic candidate. "Personally , he asserts , Mr. Bry an is wholjy agreeable and accept able , " and then he goes on to give this sensible democratic advice , which the World-Herald i - com- i mends to all democrats every- i where : t "It cannot be denied that Mr. i Bryan has made a steadfast light , that he is a clean , typical American ! can , that his following is compact j and enthusiastic and that even I among the masses of the republi cans he is well considered and well j liked , all of which may besetdown as so many political assets at a time when the public mind is sn unfixed and variable , party lines and discipline so loose , and the popular mood and tense so im pressionable. " 'The winter which is upon us holds out few encouragements to the lowly and the poor. The "stringency" through which we have been passing may bo fairly described asaiichman's "panic. " It has chiefly affected the great corporations , the banks arid the trusts. The whole strength und all the resources of the govern ment have been put forth to res cue the party in power from dis aster. The administration has only saved itself by subterfuge and evasion. The president's popu larity has been stretched to its utmost tension. What will hap pen if the banking and business flurry is succeeded by a yet worse depression among tbe work people it is not hard to conceive , and , if the season of plenty which we have enjoyed yields to the period ical season of famine long over due the excess of confidence of the republicans will give place to mourning. "In 1S92 , the Homestead mots transferred the labor unions bod- SDecial Sale offer for the Holiday Season , COMMENCING SATURDAY. A large stock of pianos and organs are now oil the way. Xow is your time. A call will convince you of the special values. Violins , Mandolins , Banjos , Guitars , Cases , Strings , etc. , and a special selection of of all the latest and most popular pieces. Be sure you hear ' 'The Wedding of the Winds" on i - Every piano and organ in this stock we want to sell before Christmas. Call and see us , and for tuning and repairs call on C. M. Pfenderson , our tuner. THE BENNE1 GEO. A. COEBIN , Agent. Opposite Chicr > House Valentine Nebr. ily from one party to the other , triumphantly electing Mr. Cleve land , who up to that time had no chance whatever of election. "The practical and sensible thing for democrats to do now is to close ranks and keep step to the drum-beats of desting which announce the third coming of the man from Nebraska. It is idle further to dispute his leardership. If he wins , all will be forgiven ; if he loses , may the Lord have mercy upon him. The Courier- Journal has in the past had no re serves and has done its duty as it saw it. As to the future , casting never a lingering look behind , it will do its hornswaggledest 'Angels can do no more. ' " The Dahlmau democracy club held their first annual banquet Saturday night in Omaha at the auditorium in honor of W. J. Bryan. Nearly 6,000 people were in attendance and cheered heartiiy and enthusiastical ly speeches and toasts thru- out the evening * . It was the biggest banquet ever given in the state and nothing like it has before been seen in the history of Nebraska de mocracy. T h e Sunday World-Herald adds : It was not only the biggest ban quet ever given in the state , but it saw among its enthused and demonstrative auditors republi cans to the number of more than a thousand. It furnished prompt corroboration of the statement of Mr. Bryan , when he said , "I am having some remarkable banquets. Last night in a city of 15,000 people ple , there were 690 guests who sat at the table at § 2 a plate , and over 100 of them were republicans. " Last night at the tables were seated 1,212 democrats who par took of the "dollar dinner. " And democrats they were last night , every one of them , both in feeling and in manifestation of approval , fiough there were many who have been labelled republicans from their earliest memory. . So it was through the boxes and through the packed galleries , re publicans elbowing with demo crats , and all feeling exceedingly twin-like. There were hundreds of ladies in the audience , republi can , too , if you please , and they were fired with same enthusiasm that pervaded every nook and corner of the vast auditorium. Politicians there were of all parties , but it was not a gathering of the kind to which they had been accustomed. More than one of them was led to comment that it was not like the old kind of a demonstration , but that it "seemed somehow more like a gathering of the real people. " His Profession. lu the midst of our tea drinking in the little Parisian restaurant , says Miss Bet ha ui-Ed wards in an aecount of * Home Life In France , " a gentlc- maniy individual wearing a tall hat and frock eoat entered and. after a short colloquy with the young master , passed out. "You would never guess that gentle man's errand. " Marcel said , smiling , as he reseated himself at the tea table. "lie looked to me like a rather dis tinguished customer. ' ' I replied. "Some government functionary on half payer or an owner of bonds. " Marcel smiled again. "That well dressed gentleman , then , supplies us Aviih toothpicks , which his wife makes at home , lie calls once a month and takes our orders. I dare say he and his wife between them make from -VO to J8 a week and con trive to keep up appearances on that sum. It is an instance of what one calls 'gilded po\erty."f Not" Too 'Crazy. Jones , the tailor , is informed that one of his clients has suddenly gone Insane. "Oil , the poor fellow ! But he'll pay my bill at least , won't he ? " "Oh , he isn't quite insane enough ] for that. " Paris Journal. Answered. "Where shall the weary find rest ? " exclaimed Ilev. Dr. Fourthly , with dramatic emphasis. A short saore from the pew occupied by Deiicou llardesty was the Oulj' re sponse. Chicago" Tribune. The test of political institutions is the condition of the country whose for tunes tiiby regulate. BbacolisfifelU. Terrapin. I Terrapin begin flying about the mid- flle of May and hatch in about thirty days. The female terrapin scratches n hole in the sand with her fore paws , flcposits her eggs , from thirteen to nineteen , in it and then covers them up and leaves the heat of the sun on the sand to hatch out the young terra pins. They are not much bigger when hatched than a man's thumb nail and arc as soft as dough. They crawl nrouud pretty lively and begin to hunt for their food , consisting of small lish , crabs , etc. The Orst summer they are Quite small , and about the first to the middle of November thogo into their winter quarters. These" consist of some soft mudhole .in the marsh oren on the bottom of some stream. Ilere they sleep until about the middle of April or later , when they come out and nre of quite respectable size , say four Inches in breadth. The next year they are six inches and the third seven inches in breadth. It is undoubtedly while the terrapin slumbers in the mud that he acquires the peculiar qualities for which we admirehim. . It is the only flesh known which ouo can crush In his mouth with his tongue without the aid of his teeth. The oth er animals run about , sleeping only at night The terrapin sleeps night and day for six or seven mouths of the year and takes his night naps , too , for the balance of the year. Baltimore Sim. j Fan Portrait of Grieg. Here is at > vivid a picture of Grieg the man as any that has yet been drawn. A corresioncicnt who saw the noted Scaudanavian composer when he re ceived his honorary degree at Cam bridge , in England , in 1S9J , makes it for the Manchester Guardian : "It was a sad and a strong face that we saw , one might almost have said a grim face , but that there was nothing of hardness in it , a face which must have inspired both respect and affection in ! all who met him. Yet as the little , old looking man stood there in the red and yellow gown of a doctor of music there was something incongruous about his appearance , the head , en circled wiMi long , straight , white hair , appearing above the still stifCer. straighter lines of gaudy brocaded silk , which descended to the ground in the form of a regular cone , and the simile of one visitor , who remarked that they made him look just like a penwiper , was irresistibly accurate. " Beer Capacity of a Munich Porter. An English family touring in Ba varia called at the world famous ELof- brauhaus , the pride of Munich , writes our correspondent. To the waitress serving them the head ot the family In a matter of fact way simply held up his live fingers. To the family's astonishment , the \vaitress came back Avith five quart pots filled to the brim Avith beer. The visitors bravely strug gled with the beer , but managed to dispose o ? only about a qu-irt betAveen them. Knowing that it Avould be con sidered an insult to leave beer , they called a porter and ordered him to finish it. In less time than it takes to relate it the Bavarian accomplished the task. Wiping his mustache , he demanded sixpence for the "job" and. haA'ing obtained the money , instantly ordered and emptied yet another quart pot. London Mail. A Waiter's Amazing Wail. The waiter spoke indignantly. "Men go about. " he said , "complain ing of being mistook for Avaiters. but it is on the other foot really that the shoe rests. Uo waiters are the real complainants in these cat-es of mistak en identity. Our kicks are sincere. The others' ring false. For at dances and balls and such like crushes many a young man makes money by being mistook for a waiter. IIo\v does he make money ? Why. he is tipped , and all them tips he pockets , never think ing of handing them over to their rightful owners. At every big affair we count on a loss of 3 per cent through the dishonest adA-antage that impecunious young swells take of be ing mistook for Avaiters. " Philadel phia Bulletin. Ohio's Pioneer Town. Marietta was founded in the spring SI of 17SS by NCAV Englanders. chief among them being General Kufus 1'ut- man of Massachusetts , Samuel lloldeu Parsons of Connecticut and James M. Vanillin of Rhode Island. The town Avas named after the unfortunate J Marie Autionettc. U. S. Weather Bureau Import lor week Ending 5 > ec. 11. Dailj mean temperature 36 ° . Normal 27 ° . Highest 61 ° ; lowest 17 ° . Precipitation .00 of an inch. Total precipitation to date 15.72 F inches. E ; The average for 19 years for the Same period is 21.10 inches. NOTICE. Parties wanting wiring done or needing repairs to their light ser rice will please phone No. 9 or aotify the office b.y noon and their O ] ivants will be promptly attended ; o. Grain or feed order should ilso be placed at office to insure prompt delivery. I Anyone noticing street arcs not g n working order will confer a ? aver by notifying us. V ; 6tf S. F. GILMAX. * AT , E a - The only genuine and absolutely § Y reliable substitute for tea and coffee is * MX * w-i the new food beverage gives life , health , vigor , joy , SS comfort and beauty , and is highly recommended | for nerve endurance , and building up the constitu tion. It is a pleasant beverage and contains great nutritive and invigorating qualities. Has the re freshing properties of fine tea , the nourishment of the best cocoas , a tonic and recuperative force posS - S sessed by neither , and can be used in all cases h where tea and coffee are prohibited. fcCptf8 * . > = * s * Eggo's Fruit Salt is a great health reviver. , A laxative and thirst quencher. Effervescent and jj so delicious to drink that a child likes it. Has all [ | the properties of a Sedlitz Powder and more , and | is recommended in all cases of indigestion , consti- \ y pation and headache. Removes impurities from the I blood and can be used freely without causing injury I 1 * Manufactured by H Vv ! ' IU * WW + & > OMAHA , U. S. A. i \ The above preparations may be had from all i & Grocery and Drug Stores. a 2S SI 2SaS2SE2SSSSaE v S psj Q 3 h 1116 " 8 fuiB LspGl § * uoOIci * W ublic opinion is unerring , public confidence sel- * clom misplaced. The true worth of every business Concern to the community in which it operates is fixed by its clientele the , value-giving power of ev ery commercial institution may be determined by the amount of patronage it receives. The people have unmistakably proclaimed their confidence in and its methods , by bestowing upon it a far greater patronage than that accorded any other place in Valentine , Where the major portion of the fair , the impartial , discriminating public buys its Liquor and Beer , must be a good place for You , the in dividual , to trade. Visit The Stock Exchange when you need anything in our line. i . F. A. MELTENDORFF The Loup Valley Ilereford Ranch. Brownite , Nebr So'clier Creek Tol- tim His 17th IC'iOoO. : i son of Columbus mil. a half brother of tbe $10.000 U' ani- piou n .le , a n d .Prince Boutidel 131- 693 at head of herd. I will have no bulls for sale until 100S , having old all of 1'jOG bull calves. C. II. FAULJIABEB , F. PORATH Iliejje , Siebr. Tubular wells and windmills , me up by Telephone. S. D. DEBOLT. Barber STATE BANK BUILDING Mrst-class Shop in Every Respect au de Quinine Hair Tonic. GoMea Star Rair Tonic , Herpicide and Coko's Dandniff Cure. ry Pompeian Face Massage Cream 1. S. LOCK WOOD Handles the SHARPLESS CREAM SEPARATOR , I'LOUFv , GRAIN AND HAY. pposite Postotlie. Phone 71. ) e Laval Cream FOK SALE UY , a 1 en tine A 'Li ebraska . - - H. DAILEY , Dentist. Office over the grocery deparment of T. C. Hornby's store. Will be in Rosebud agency July 3rd , Oct. 2nd and Jan. 1 , 1904. J. W. McDANIEL , COUKTY SURVEYOR Valentine - ffebr. All work will be given prompt and careful attention. 3IcetInsM at the 31. E Clinrc-h Every Sunday. MORNING SERVIPES- Sunday School begins at 10:00 o'clock. Preaching1 11:00 ' JuniorLeaeue ' 2:30 p m EVENING SKUVlUE- < - Epwonh League begins at 6:30 o'clock. , . Preaching * -:3g KEV. C. E. CoxxEr , ! . , Pastor For Ag nts-An Opportunity "THE OLO WORLD AND ! rs WAYS' ' Bv William Jennings Bryan. NOW READY FOR SOLI' ITORS 576 Imperial Octavo Pajres , 251 Su perb Engravings from Photographs taken bv Col Bryan Recounts his trip around the world and his visits to all nations Trie jrreatext book of travel The mo1 " , - ? , , ' h ° ' 'k" oi"lhi > l Generation. 2oUOO called tor in 90 U'riffe ulor S'fmplf r P ° rt * * firM 80 agrnt * em ployed. flie people buv it ea < rerh. 1 he ayent-s harvest. OU I'FIT FREE Send fifty cents to cover cost of mailing and handling- . THE niGHI'SOX PUB. CO JLouisj