rt r ( I ? UCH , OH MY BACK" N'EURALGiA. GTITCT'ES , LAMENESS , CRAMP TWINGES. TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP ALL BRUISES , SPRAINS , A WRENCH OR TWIST TH IS SOVEREIGN REMEDY TH EY CAN'T RESIST PRICE 25c AND 50c Grandfather's Cure for Constipation REAT medictns , the Snv/bucfc. Two hours a day sawing \vood vriil keep anyone' : : B or c 1 s regular. No need of pills. Cathartics , Castor f .1 , nor "Physic , " if you'll only work the "f * v/- buck regularly. * * * Exercise Is Nature's Cure for Constipa tion and , -a Tea-Mite vra8 will do , if you hai"t got c. wood-pile. Lwt. if yu will take your Exercise in an Eary C .air , there's only one way to do that , be * - ; - . there's only one kind of Artificial Ei-rcice for the Bowels and its name is : ' " 'CAiCARETS. Cascarets are the only means to exsrcirs the Bowel Muscles without vrcrk. * * They don't Purge , Gripe , nor "upset your Stomach. " because they don't act like "Phyucs. " "They dcn't flush out your Bowels and Intestinss with a costly waste of Digestive Jii.ce. as Salts , Castor Oil. Calomel , Jalap , or Aperient Wat en clways do. K j Cascarets strengthen and stimulate the Bowel Muscles , that line the Food passages and that tighten up when food izuc1r them , thus driving the food to its fru- . A Cascarct acts on your Bowel Inuscles r.if you had just sawed a cord of wood , or w < t ' . -d ten nutes. C -carels move the Food Natural' ; . * , d j Tti.ig it without waste of tomorrow's Ci tf.c Juice. * * * The thn ! , flat. Tea-Cent Bos is made 1- . ' t your Vest packet , or "My Lady's" F _ ? . Druggists ! 0 Cents a Box. _ rry it constantly with you and take a C : . -ret whenever you suspect you need cue LC very careful to get the genuine r-- : only by the Sterling Remedy Comp - p -Jid never sold in bulk. Every tab- i * - . . . .pSa f.A ' i _ " < ' O V * . " r" ! . { i& & S D T ° ConTlnOO , a37 n u im \ 5 woman that P.ix- - * tine AnUscptlc will improve her her.lth and do all we claim for it TVe will ter absoluielj- free & large trial of 1'axtmovith book of lustruc- i sr.d g-ntrre testimonials Send and a ress on a postal card. cleans * " ? and htrals m a c o u : m e in - brane af- ir n is , ? icn n s-ii catarrh , ppl c c ' ir. . ' and inflammation caused by ftinl- t..i- t.ls ; sore fs , sore throat and L. > utL , fcy dirtt In .1 treatmpnt Its cur- : T-e fKjwer over t.ie e i.-uublfs is extra- - i iivy and g1\es Imm-diate reli * f. * iu uiands of wumm are using and reo , -i wni.uit ? it e ery day CO cents at t -i tsorlny mail. Remember , how evpr , 17 COSTS TOU > CT11LN < ; TOTUY1T. K. PAXTOr * CO. . lie ton. S'.in cf Seautyjsa Joy J c "ver. T. Felix Oouraud's O .o. i.rl Beautifior. Taa. Pirple , l-.cctie * . MJVtti _ 1' . . . * , I , ttDi ! - . ar d tie- . . . . . ri * > n. It yyy iiuetood t e test &j * ' ft 6 yen-s. ai-d u Lanr ess e _ . le pr'.e. 7 n.'i of 6.u. ar ran e. Dr. I * A. re c-i u t > a / of tL.h - - - ta ( a i mi' : "As yoi 'a < s will use tl n. I recora- a - ! " * Pre.-w * - 't1 * 1 a < tirr-fti ! < r V11 3 . , - Mjr . * > r s e ty il drecr is awl I ar7 - L "lLKaGiPri27 &sl 3 5 S'M8 tori ? T" ] New and Liberol Reguisfions IN Western Canada HEW DISTRICTS JW Ojisa for SsilfenierJ * -e of tv la"dr In th * g-sln hjvs recsy ' s t e U f ' ze t. n-.unt unoerthe Rev.r'i Hoi-iei e. i . . f Ci aot. Thousands < f 1mss 1 -s. ' = of - - . * } t'e nwaraiiabJe. Ths r.-rw rt . t . n.ij ii ; o-Hr ftr nry to1- * nada by pr-xy. I - /t'u'i y "otKiiny tn tha Li tdSt T3 h./o w -R f ' Awymer borof afarvnyiruy r" . : . ' " ? ry c rerr-.s < nber tf tbe farr.ily who ' "u ' -d to k entry tor L-nseii or he-re ' / nar now Ni na befo-s the Age" ! or Sub- tot'haD s . j-thy f-rcxy Uncertain nnd-tio"- ! . by * t ' r-Mh = r. son. c ughtr , brother c.sis - "ART ewm suiobcrtU Kcticn o : Lares m Xai.aH .1 w the Jto.th-A'est Proviuccs , r 4 Ju.d 26. cat reserved , may be horr.e- id v v any T rsoc tlic scls head of a f amriy. ef ar.e. to tae e x < rtoS sct. a , of tCDacres.raoreorIc'J. " case wL'J be CIO 00. Churchrs. ' 3 co-.vea * . " . healti.y cJ.Vr Liw- . Grain crowing si d .1 ' 19 Whra to Looac. tp iy sc or H. T. ilo'm - . - > i Jackso-i _ and j. M. 5a'"LcIiUn ! , hot i.o. Dakota AuilwirroJ Oovom > ror.TO HICO cow HHTYTBLE. N Found Jt V/jis Not Xcccsaa. to Trn 'j Her Up. "The Porto Rico cow. " said the man who had I icon stationed on the island as a soldier for two years , "Is as hum ble n looking animal as one ever came across. I never saw one hook o" kicker or display the least temper , uor did I ever liml any one else who had. The first time 1 ever saw one milked was a matter of greatest surprise. When a boy had driven her up to the shed , where she stood chewing her cud and switching her tail , tht ; owner brought out a rope and tied her head fast to a post. Then a second rope made her front legs fast. A third did for her hind legs : } i\d a fourth went around her body. She wa.s tniFsed up until she could hardly wink an eye. " 'What on earth is all that for ? " I asked the man. " 'I am going to millc her. senor , ' . he replied. ' " 'And do you tie her up that way twice a day , taking half au hour each time ? ' ( " 'Always , senor. ' ' "But she doesn't look to me like a kicking cow. ' " ' I do not 'Perhaps she is not. know. ' "I cast oil all the ropes , " said the ex-soldier , "and then took the pail from him and ait down and milked. The cow stood as quiet as a monument. Dur ing the performance a score or more of men and women had gathered around , and when it was over I said : - " 'There , now. But why tie your cows up to be milkedV " 'Santa Maria ! ' gasped an old man , as he looked around on the crowd and crossed himself. 'If we are not to tie our cows up to be milked , how long will it be before these Yankees will be toll ing us that it is not necessary to keep our eggs four weeks before eatiug ? ' " 'I ruileM that Ivill. Op-e ot" the mosr dangerous of trades , "according to the Pilgrim , "is the coverIng - Ing of toy animals \vith skin , chamois leather being used , for iustaace , for the elephants , calfskin for the h'orse , and goatskin for the camels. This covering must of course fit without a \\riukle to look natural , so the wood en model is first dipped into glue , then sprinkled with chalk dust ; then the skin Is put on. The chalk is so fine that It nils the air and is drawn into the throat and lungs. A year of this I sort of work often results in death. Another very injurious toy is the rub- tier balloon. The fumes and solvents used in reducing sheet rubber to the necessary thinness while retaining it. trength and the dyeing of the bril liant yellows , greens and purple are most of them poisonous. I One -Alore Variation. The car had reached Goethe street. " ( lortie ! " vocif'rated the conductor. "How vulfnh ' " sniffed little Miss Prim. "Evorj hotly knows the name is Gertrude. " Chi "isro Tribune. Positively cured by tJiese JLittle Pills. They also relleyo Dis tress from Dyspepsia. In- clJgestloa and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem edy for Dizziness , Nausea , Drowsiness. Bad Taste in the Mouth , Ccated Tongas. Pain In the Side. TORPID LIVER. They Purely "Vegetable. Bear TTlfc : -Simile Signature $ IVER $ PILLS. &Q59 REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. | Can't be cur.cd by drugsx you know that. But it can be p < jr- manentlj relieved by our home-made rcmeriv. Used for vears without u failure. Costs $ > ? : losts a life time. FREE booklet. THE HOME REMEDY CO. , 7 iCYClOS&U Ollifr I SOLD SCCRC o u ? COURTS. ry ( Lai IJitier' V 'er Stolca Oi t > n Up r reiiirljJrur IMot. Secret s'iinice cnera lives are working 111 Chicago to ( ioteraiitte io v ! uit extent govonnueufc secrets in recent cases oC national importance have been sold by Miss Etta McLean and , Alexander B. Gordee , who were held in 5,000 bonds to the grand jury on charges of con spiracy and tiie theft of papers in the John li. Walsh case. Discovery of papers relating to the Standard Oil trial in the room of Miss McLean has led to the suspicion that she and her confederate may hare dis closed government plans not only In the Walsh case , hut in the cases against the Standard Oil , the Chicago and Al ton railway , and the school book com bine. bine.Hiss Hiss McLean's position as stenographer - ; rapher in District Attorney Sims' office / fice , which she hold since April , gave her ample opportunity to obtain copies s. the most valuable papers in all these cases. The fact that Gordee , her sweet heart , was able to live in idleness , din ing at expensive restaurants for the past six months has made it apparent he had some secret source of income. While the government ofiicials feel confident they havfi unearthed a far- reaching conspiracy , ihey have yet io learn its magnitude or to what extent its operations have injured government proi-x-cutions. In the prosecution of the Standard Oil. the Alton. : nul the book combine it was apparent at every turn that the defendants knew in advance the government's amoves , no matter how secretly planned. The arrest of the couple , it is believed , has solved this enigma. Uy the will of the late Robert A" . Car son oC Philadelphia , his fortune , amount- ins ti > Sr , r OO.ftOO , w 51 , after the death of his \vMo\v. be devoted to t'le establish ment of : i college for orphan idrK simi lar to the Girard foliege for orphan boys. Gil-aril- , lie'ievok-.ice was Tarpon's inspir ation. anl in thus disposing of iiis fortune Mr. r.t-vm took satisfaction in the thoiijr'iL that no man would livu in idle ness : u a gentleman of leisure on the Carson wealth. The coll-- ? thus provided for will be known as the Caivou College , and will be erected on his estate in Moats > . 'iery county , near Philadelphia. Itvul non-secrariau in rharaetor , al though < . l-riryaipu will be allowed to talk wit'.S. : X' limits of fundamental Clms- tian prliTi' les. Two iiHve cities have joined in tin popular chorus against the secret fraterni. ties ! ni the public high schools namely V\s'i i. , on I > . C. and Denver Colo. In the ivraior city Stipt. Chaurellor lioM- that t > j "presence of secret societies < ? the * : - , ! ! of a decaying or very youns civiiiAit'on. " r.cfl thai where th proper spirit prc\ails there is a "loj'.ilty to th-i . " In Denver. Mrs. -eho.l : > s a whole. M.irsaret T. True , president of the Boii\l of Education , is leading the opposition .11 Chairman of the committee appo'nlfnl to investigate the matter. She jays : "Tin * board feels that the existence of these' OLie'.iis ib an injustice to all the pupils , ; is it creates false ideas of .social statin ind v ionrs those children who becomu > utcasts through not being admitted to Uio oeietios. * ' Trouble Is reported at Sumrall , Miss. , jrowing out of the opposition on the part if the natives to Italian children attend- ,11- the v.hite public schools. The en. .Icavor to shut the Italians out besjan -oaie weeks ago. The State superintend- Mit of educaUon and the Attorney Gen eral were appealed to and they derided that the constitution provided for \vhit" i and ueiu-oe.s and d.d not catalogue Ital ians as a separate race. One of the lead crs of the Italians who insisted on th < rights of his people was taken beyond tlm town liaiits , soundly thrashed and ordere- ' to desist in his efforts to got Italian < -'nl ! ren into the white schools. The .vti- ita'bn sentiment is strong in Missis , ippi and one of the candidate for ( 'ox nor made it the chief plank in his plat "crm. Discontent with the public school sys tem has crystallized into si war cry fo ? p 'uir > or'ioo d schools , says the Literar.i D ! -t. and this war cry is raised by th - * enemies of the puldi , n : , ( K and not the , -hcols. uho believe that concentration luii rent-hod a limit in schools as well a-i in other depaitmeuts of civic activity llos'oa has had the subject brought to its attention by observing that over : j- ( ) 000 of its children , or over one-third of its school "population , are attending pil- vate rhools. A writer in the' Bos.1 : > : > Transcript ays there is among parents a growing dread of the big public school where little children are herded togeth i > y the hundreds They are afraid o it lii.vM-aHy , mentally and morally. Yea : after year these public schools have been growing bigzcr antl bigzcr. until sit pres ent it is common in the larger cities to see from 2,000 to 3.000 little tots crowded ogether into the same building , which is in consequence just so much furthei from the homes of many. Machine meth ods , under such circumstances , become inedible , and it is difficult to give any 'rind of elasticity to such a system , and the writer believes that the growth of , he private schools marks a revolt agaius : ; hi.j kind of public school , lie thinks the remedy will be the development of1 jcighhorhood schools under central su pervision. The limit of pay for grade teachers in Minneapolis has been raised from $ SQi ! o $1000 after a lively campaign in which committee of citizens took part , the loird of Tax Levy appropriating the necessary . .mount. The National Academy of Design of New York has decided to separate the : ien and women art chsse- . Heretofore , with the exception of thosa devoted to vork from living models , the classes have * HH'ii mixed. The management has the inpres-ion that flirtations have distracted dm attention of the students froir vrork. . I Wet a Slniii uf to The conductor ot the L'ullman car nad for some time had his ej'e on the i man \vho seemed to he lisliins for an excuse to speak to the lady across the aisle. The passcuscr tinaiij- left his seat and took one heside her , nnd when they had conversed for a few minutes J the lady seemed to be protesting , and the conductor's opportunity had come. He stepped forward and said : "Madam , if this man is < * orcing his attentions upon you he must resume his own seat. " "He is riot exactly a stranger to me , " Bhe admitted. "But you seemed to be annoyed , madam. " "I am .not exactly annoyed , but I wish he wouldn't talk to me. " "I am simply arguing a cusc , " ex plained the man. "Yes , but there is nothing to argue. We have been married and divorced twice , and now I've married another man , and we can't be married again until he dies. Give it up , Jimmy give it up and go back to your seat. " Chicago - cage Xews. Barred Fake Call. The second day after the new maid came the mistress had company. Just before the callers arrived the rnaid said , confidentially : "Shall I go out and telephone to you while they are here ? " "Telephone ? " exclaimed the mis tress. "What on earth should you tele phone to me about ? " "Oh , anything , " responded the maid. "I always did it at the last place I worked and the place before that The ladies wanted me to. It gave the im pression that thcj were very popular and were overrun with engagements. " But the mistress , remembering many suspicious telephone calls that had in- tcrrupted the conversation' when slh ? herself had been calling , declined to purchase popularity on those terms. Chicago Inter Ocean. Scarcely Uj > to It. "Hard a-lee ! " roared the skipper of the yacht , for the third or fourth time. "What do jou keep yelling 'hardly' at tue for ? " bellowed the amateur wheels man. "I'm doiiiij the be t I can. " Chicago cage Tribune. TIED TO A UaaMe to Hlove About on Account of ICitlney Trou Ic > . Mrs. Anna Beebe , River and Monroe streets. .Anoka , Minn. , says : "I had to sit in a chair 'lay after day unable to move about on ac count of rheumatic pains in my back , hips and logs. I was short of breath and andd had tl izzy spoils : tnd bearing down pains and the kidney secretions wore much disordered. 1 thought I would not live long , but since using Doan's Kidney Pills I am a different woman , can do my own work and have no fear of these troubles returning. " Sold by all dealers. HO cents a bo\ . Foster-Milburn Co. . Buffalo , N. Y. By "Wirelew. The President stood at the bow of the steamer , looking down at the turbid , boil ing waters of the great river. "Doesn't it suggest something to you , "Mr. President ? " asked one of the Gov ernors , in an undertone. "Suggest something ? " said the chief executive in a loud lone , as is his wont when anybody tries to be confidential. "Suggest something ? How ? WbutV" "It's it's running. " ( In a still louder tone ) "Well , uh\ not ? Why shouldn't it run ? " "See the parallel , Mr. President ? A great many of the people think " ( Louder yet ) "Xo , I don't see any parallel. Ever do any fishing in this riv er , Governor ? It i-'n't much for black bass or mountain trout , but you can catch some \\haliiig big catfish. " Subsequent remark by the Governor to one of the other Governors : "Blame him , I can't make out whether his 'no' still holds or not ! " Chicago Tribune. BAEY'S ECZEI A GBEW WOESE. uiicl I > oelor.s Couli ! Not Re lieve Him H-it Cnticuri \v me dies : i Speedy. Ferijji : eiit Cure. "Eczema , appeared when our babj- was three months .old. We applied to several doctors and hospitals , each of \vhicli gave us something different , every lime , but nothing brought relief. At .last , one of our friends recommend ed to us Guticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment A few days afterwards im- provconcnt could be noted.Since tlien we have used nothing but CTiticur.i Soap and Cuticura Ointment , and now the ibaby is six months old and is quite cured. All that we used was one cake of Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Ointment , costing in all $1.23. C. F. Kara , IV13 East 05th Street , New York , March 30 , 190G. " Between Friends. Nan Did you notice how dreadfully that piano needed tuning ? Fan Why , no , dear ; I thought it har monized perfectly with your voice. Hides , Pelts and Wool. To get full alue , ship to the old reliable N. W. -Tide and Pur Co. , Minneapolis , Minn. Superior Animal. Girl with the Gibson Girl Neck The tirs that odious Mrs. Nookuin gives her oin Ilave you noticed the absurd fuss he makes over that sore-eyed poodle dog ? Girl with the Julia Marlowe Dimple PS. but that i.sn't the worst of it. She First , that almost every operation. in our hospitals , performed upon women , becomes necessary because of neglect of such symptoms as Backache , Irregularities , Displace ments , Pain in the Side , Dragging Sensations , Dizziness and Sleepless ness Second , that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , made from native roots and herbs , has cured more cases of female iiis than any other one medicine known It reg ulates , strengthens and restores women's health and is invaluable in preparing women for child-birth and during- the period of Change of Life. Third , the great volume of Tinsolicited and grateful testimonials on file at the Finkham Laboratory at Lynn. Mass , many of which are from time to time being published by special permission , give absolute evi dence of the value of Lydia , E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Mrs. Pinkham's advice. Lydia E. Ptakham's Vegetable Compound For i Dragg j flaramation and expels Tumors at an early stage. ' Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to write Mrs. Pinkham , Lynn. Mass , foradvice. She is the Mrs. Pinkhaniwho & has been advising- sick women free of harge for more than twenty years , and before that slio ousted rrr other-in-law , Lydia E. I'ink- ham in advising. Thus she is especially w < ll qualified to gaide sick p women back to health. Y.'rite today , don't wait until too late. NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER THE SCIENTIFIC AiD MODERM EXTEFiNAL COUNTER-IRRITANT. T4 < < rsiT"i aoc''t" i > anci pSiCufiH'aSciillC , EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT TAKEN i DIRECTLY I ! ' COMSS KE2P A TUBE HANDY A QUICK. , SURE. SA E AND ALV/AYS READY CURE FOR PAIN PRICE ISc. IN COLLAPSIBLE TUBES MADE O PURE TIN AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. OR BY MAIL ON RECEIPT OF ISc. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster , and will not blister the most delicate sKin. The pain-allaying and curative qualities cf the article are wonderful. It v/iil stop the toothache at once , and relieve Head ache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external counterirritant - irritant known , also as an external remedy for pains in the chest and stomach and all Rheumatic , Neuralgic and Gouty complaints. A trial v/ill prove what , we claim for it. and it will be found to be invaluable in the household sjid for children. Once used no family v/ill be without it. Many people say "it is' the bast of all your preparations. " Accept no prepa-ation of vaseline unless the same carries our label , as otherwise it is not genuine. 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