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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 26, 1907)
"i ? | | | f if Running "Miss Mabel , " beijan tlic youns man , trhose rhinwabbled a little in spite o him. "I hardly know how to say it , but [ feel ns if the time had come or perhaps I should have said that I am impelled to 'there is a moment in every man's ca reer , you know , when lie is no longer I flare say you have not been expecting any thing of the kind , but the fact is and I am in a position now that wai'rants me in offering which is the reason why 1 have bcsitatcd , till now because there are KO many things ( o be in short , the diffi culties in tlie way have been " f "Mr. Packard , " interrupted the young woman , with a smile of on con raiment , "will . .1ju itlca.se try to run your trains of thought oq tlj block system ? " Imperceptible Speed. "Do your street cars run on Sun- flay ? " inquired the girl from Boston. "Not so you'd notice it , " replied the Philadelphia girl. Cleveland Plaiii Dealer. There Is more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put to gether , and until the last few years was. iupposcd to he Incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies , and by con stantly falling to cure with local treatment , pronounced It Incurable. Science has prov en catarrh to be a constitutional disease and thcrofore requires constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure , manufactured by F. .7. Cheney & Co. . Toledo. Ohio. Is til" only constitutional cure on the market It Is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a tea poonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case \ It fails to cure. Send for circulars and tes timonials. I t Address P. .7. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. Sold bv DrujIsts , 7. f. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. In a Christmas Crowd. Sir Thomas Lipton had been compli- ' men ted by a New York reporter on the cup for fishing boats that he had just offered. "I ought to offer a cup , " said the genial Briton , "to the retail shopkeeper who does the biggest Christmas trade. The size of your Christmas trade amaze ? me its size , and the dexterity with which it is handled. "I hoard the other day of a great Christinas bargain sale in Quincy. To one of the bargain counters a man was rash enough to venture. He struggled heroically a little while among the press , then , with a loud cry , he sank. " 'Help I help ! ' he shouted from the floor. 'Help ! help ! My leg is broken. ' "The clerk , dexterous In the handling of Christmas crowds , got him up at once. " 'And you'll find our Christmas splints and crutches , sir , ' he said , 'on the third floor back , fifth aisle to the left. ' " Dama&rcs vs. Repairs. In a trolley accident in New England an Irishman was badly hurt. The next lay a lawyer called on him and asked if he intended to sue the company for .damages. "Damages ? " said Pat , looking feebly over his bandages. "Sure , I have thiin already. I'd loike to sue the railway : lor repairs , ser , av ye'll take the case. " Youth's Companion. to th Under IVew Rules. "I don't know much about your Con as gressman's official record , but I hear he's a finished parliamentarian. ' * "He is now , you bet ! He was married prwi to Miss Strongmind a few days ago. " wi be PUTS THE "GINGER" IN. ne , The Kind of Food Used by Athletes 6a A former college athlete , one of tin . long distance runners , began to lose hiq ca power of endurance. His experiencq with -a change in food is interesting. "While I was in training on thg "I track athletic team , my daily 'jogs' be it t came a task , until after I was put oil . in Grape-Nuts food for two meals a daj * . to After using the Food for two weeks I pe felt like a new man. My digestion wag bn perfect , nerves steady and I was full ed of energy. tii [ / "I trained -for the mile and the hall ca mile runs ( those events which requim no so much endurance ) and then the lonr | . mi daily 'jogs , ' which before had becij such a task , were clipped off with ease. ' cl clev I won both events. ev "The Grape-Nuts food put me in per. is feet condition and gave me my 'gin. ger/ Not only was my physical condi tion made perfect , and my weight in. creased , but my mind was made cleaj pr and vigorous so that I could get out th my studies in about half the time for * merly required. Vow most all of thq ca University men use Grape-Nuts , for ha they have learned its value , ' but I thinly mi my testimony will not be'amiss and St may perhaps help some one to learn rlJ bow the best results can be obtained. " he There's a reason for the effect of a Grape-Nuts food on the human body ge and brain. The certain elements in de wheat and barley are selected with ge special reference to their power for re la building' the brain and nerve centers. ge The product is then carefully nnd sci nc entifically prepared so as to make it easy of digestion. The physical and mental results are so apparent after CO ' two or three weeks' use as to produce a profound impression. Read "The th Road to Wellvllle , " l'-a pkgs. "There's ge a reason , " he j i { ! OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS 1 MURDEROUS AMERICAN RAILROADS. DUBTlfesS American railroads will take ex ception to the figures compiled by a Ger man railroad official , which show that American roads are more deadly than any others in the world. Statistics do lie , in spite of the proverb , but there is no gain saying the fact that in the single fiscal year of 1902 876,500 persons were injured in the United States , of whom 00,000 were employes , and 9,800 were killed , of whom 3,000 were employes. These figures , compared with others for foreign coun tries , show that In the United States forty times as many were injured as In Russia , twenty-two times as many as In Italy , twenty times as many as in England , eight times as many as in Belgium , four times as many as in Switz erland , and twice as many as in Germany. > ut France Injures fewer passengers than any country in the world. However American railroads may explain these facts , It is certain that railroading in the United States is unnecessarily - . necessarily perilous to passengers as well as to employ es. We shall no attempt to say what measures shouldx be taken to increase the security of railroad employes , but as to the security of passengers it is a different matter. The block signal system has been proved to be almost an absolute guaranty of safety , but it is in use on-only a very small part of the railroads of the country , and even so it has been shown of late that it has been disregarded by railroad officials with great sub sequent loss of life , But if It were universally installed and made to be observed railroad accidents would soon become very few and many thousands of lives would be saved. Des Moines News. i PROSPERITY AND THE SURPLUS. HE national government closed the fiscal year on June 30 , with a surplus of receipts over expenditures amounting to nearly nine ty million dollars a larger surplus than has been obtained for several years. The receipts from customs and from in ternal revenue taxes have been unusually large , indicating that an unusual amount of imported goods has been consumed during the year , and that the demand for those articles on which an internal revenue tax is levied has been great. These are signs of pros perity , of the existence of ready money , which the people are spending freely. On the other hand , the problem of a large surplus is perplexing. When there is a deficit , the necessity of economy is impressed on every Congressman ; but if there are many millions of unappropriated money in the treasury , every Representative wishes to have some of it set aside for improvements in his district , the officers of the navy urge larger appropriations for warships , and the army officers propose an extension of the coast de fenses. ! It is likely that bills will be introduced in Congress next winter appropriating ten times the amount of the surplus. They will come from Democrats as well as from Republicans. The Democrats are likely to intro duce , also , bills intended to reduce taxation in such a way as to bring the revenues and exuenditures more nearly to an equality. However desirab'j ' the passage of such bills may be , it is not easy uuder the present financial system to draft a satisfactory plan. Instead of making appropriations and then levy ing a tax to meet "Who is your unfailing friend with he fat memorandum book ? " inquired be cashier. "Who told you he was my friend ? " sked the bill clerk. "I inferred it from your joyous ex- ression when you saw him sitting in rait for you on the bench. ' ' "If your references hadn't been any etter than your inferences are you'd ever have got the job you're holding , " aid the bill clerk. "Is he a protege of yours ? " asked the ashier. MA how much ? " "I beg your pardon , " said tbe cashier. I should have said protegy. Don't get , eh ? Is he some worthy young man i whose career you are interested and o whom youextend assistance of a ecuniary nature ? I don't wish to pry , ut I saw you hand him what appear- d to be a two spot Charity is a beau- ful thing the rarest gem in virtue's asket very rare in a young man. I otlee he calls around about every lonth. " "You're a great noticer , " said tbe bill lerk. < "I've noticed that. Did you ver happen to notice how much fool- soness ! you talk ? " "He looks like a collector , " observed be cashier. "Well , I guess you ought to know retty well what they look like , " said he bill clerk. "Don't be snappy , my son , " said the ashier. "There Isn't any disgrace in aving a collector call around. He light simply be coming to collect an iii- tallment ! on a diamond engagement Ing. When a young man gets engaged naturally presents his finnacee with ring. If he is a whole-souled and enerous young man and thinks 'a great eal of the young woman he wants to et her a good one and If his accumu- ited capital is insufficient for the ezi- encies of the situation , why should he iot , if you please , try the installment Ian ? " "Why notr said the bill clerk non- o'mmlttally. "Of course , " said the cashier. "It's he finest thing in the land. When you et your ring paid for you can buy a tou 4 on the installment plan and fur- the -amount to be spent , the rate of taxation is fixed , a.'id tlie revenue produced under it depends on condi tions outside of the control of Congress. Appropriations are mad e against a sum wbich has tcr'be estimated. The estimates may be so far wrong * that there will be a large deficit or a large surplus. Unforeseen conditions have produced the forge surplus this year. Youth's Com panion. / * THE LATEST SCIENTIFIC TRIUMPH. N the press and hurry of daily living few of us realize what triumphs man is constantly making over nature. What mention , for ex ample , have you seen of the news that the Marconi Wireless Telegraph Company will soon begin doing business regularly between America and Europe , across tbe Atlantic ocean ? Yet here is an achievement that deserves to be celebrated by the whole world , and it is no more noticed than the passing of a trolley car. Ten years ago a man who would have said that the day would come when a iman could sit in this country and communicate intsantly with a man in England , with no wire , even , collecting the two , would have been sent to the insane asylum. That thing , nowever , is being done to-day. One Marconi pole Is at Clifton , on the coast of Ireland , and another is at Cape Breton , in Canada , and messages leap from one to the other as surely and as swiftly as though they were not six feet apart. This flashing of messages three or four thousand miles around the earth will soon be as1 commonplace as using the telephone Is now , and men will make use of the ser vice and think nothing of It Yet such communication was beyond the wildest dreams of mankind only a- few years ago. The world Is moving fast in these latter days , and will move faster yet Though the earth has been inhabited for millions of years , It Is only within the last century that nature's secrets have commenced to be dis covered. We are at the beginning of discovery and knowledge. What the next century will bring forth we cannot guess , but we may be sure that it will be full of wonders un speakable. Kansas City World. THE COST OF RURAL FREE DELIVERY. < OSTMASTER GENERAL MEYER'S pro gram of postoffice improvement involves two or three items which may seem .on their face to involve the risk of a great outlay on the &Bpart of the government. He personally be- jjlieves they would be good business policy , and to indicate why bold plans may be suc cessful he referred to some of the latest figures of the rural free delivery system. In 1S9G , the first year of rural free delivery , that ser vice cost $1 u.OOO.OOO , and the general postoffice deficit was 98,000.000. Last year tbe rural delivery service cost $25,000,000 and the deficit was only $10,000,000. This year rural free delivery will cost $35,000,000. ( The report for the first quarter of the year shows no deficit what ever , and while deficits are expected for the remainder of the year their total will be greatly cut down. As the Postmaster General puts it , the rural delivery service "Is costly , but It is proving to be a great feeder to the gen eral postal system. " Trie one aim of the Postofiice De partment is to give good service , and there is no reason why tbe government should not take reasonable business risks in providing it Chicago Record-Herald. nish it on the installment plan. You can have an installment piano and an installment phonograph and an install ment library in installments. You can dress tbe family on the installment plan. You don't have to wait until it's paid for to enjoy what you get. That necessity for annoying delay is tbe curse of the cash system. " "You'd only be spending the money that you pay out for some foolishness or other , wouldn't you ? " said the bill clerk. "And then you wouldn't have anything to show for it" "That's right , " said the cashier , "and you'll never miss the dollar or 00 a week or a month or whatever it is. It'a only a matter of a few cents a day for eac4h article. " That's all , " said the bill clerk. "This book costs less than 6 cents a day and it's one of the most useful and instruc tive works ever published. " You ought to get it. You need it "llonest , you'd find it would help you a heap. I'll put you next to the agent if you like. " "To tell you the truth , I rather favor the cash system , in spite of its disad vantages , " said the cashier. "Of course , I haven't much to show for it , but my bank account and some trifling real es tate and 5 per cent bonds , but I might find 'em handy some time. What's tha name of this ultra-useful work which you seem to think I need , Johnny ? " " 'How to Mind Your Own Busi ness , ' " said tbe bill clerk. "I gave my copy to another friend of mine who's always sticking his nose into other pee ple's and it worked great. " Chicago Daily , News. , . The Untrammcled Jnror. Tremblingly the juror rose in his place. ' "Your honor , " he said"if it would not thwart the ends of Justice and throw the beautiful mechanism of this tribunal out of gear , I would like to telephone my wife for some clean hand kerchiefs. " The court , frowning at the introduc tion of the purely trivial , took the matter - tor under advisement Philadelphia Ledger. About all some men can see in any undertaking Is discouragement SUPERSTITIOUS HINDOOS. They Eat , Drink , Sleep and Breathe ; in an Atmosphere of Omens. Hindoos eat , drink , sleep and breathe in an atmosphere of superstition. There is not a single action in every day life that does not savor of good or bad luck. They must be continually on their guard , either to propitiate a bad spirit or return thanks to a good one. one.The The Hindoos are early risers. In the warm season extending from April to October they sleep either upon the housetop or in the courtyard , or in the veranda if rain should be threatening , and are usually up at 5 o'clock or earlier in the morning. In the cold weather , when they sleep within doors , they rise later , but they are out before 7. Rising in the morning while but half awake , the Hindoo re peats the nam6 of Rama several times. He prepares for his morning toilet. He plucks a twig from a tree , breaks off a span length of it , crushes one end be tween his teeth and extemporizes a. toothbrush. He next draws up water from a well in the yard with an iron bucket and prepares to wash his hands and face. This is quickly done. He next throws on an extra garment , the thickness and texture depending on the season , lights his hooka , takes a few pulls with his euphonious , bubble-bub ble , and is ready to go out With a passing "Rama , rama ! " to friend or acquaintance and a neigh borly gossip by the way , he repairs to his place of business. While going he will sedulously avoid those signs and sounds which may augur ill for the day. day.Should Should one sneeze , or should he hear the cawing of a crow or the cry of a kite , or should he meet an old man , or one blind or lame , or see a cat cross his path , he would be greatly distress ed as to the day before him. On the other hand , if a fox crosses his path , if he hears a gong or shell summoning1 him to worship , or If he meets a Brah man with his head uncovered , he would rejoice , hailing It as auspicious. Some are so superstitious that If any evil portent occurs on the way they return home , have a smoke or chew a betel leaf , and proceed afresh. Hard on Dad. , "So the baby cut his first tooth yes * . terday. Did it come hard ? " "Hard ? " repeated father ; "it nearly bit off the end of my thumb ! " Detroit Free Prss. The greatest triumph for a boy Is , the privilege of being accepted as an equal by boys somewhat older than hlmseif. NCIAL ; CHICAGO. Together with steadiness in production and distribution there is a largely inci-oas- 1 ed volume of paj-ments through the banks j and some decline in commercial defaults. ! These are encouraging munis in view of the continued scarcity of money. It is also gratifying that there is no evi dence of less machinery and bauds em ployed to indicate declining confidence in the business outlook. The government crop report this week showing smaller growth than last year caused unusual attention , but with the assured ample supplies to meet require ments and their enhanced values it is clear that the most probable effect must be beneficial to trade , satisfactory mar ketings being almost a certainty. The markets for raw materials disclose no falling off in absorption , and aside from lower copper and minor metals , no change appears in priqes of iron and finished products , wool , hides , leather and lumber. Country merchants attend the markets in the greatest numbers this season , and their operation in fall and wiator goods add tone to strength in wholesale activity. Retail trade is seasonably good , fall ex hibits attracting buying which promises to develop satisfactorily. The fcotal movement of grain at this port , 12,032,191 bushels , compares with 7,544,777 bushels last week and 8,220,520 bushels a year ago. Receipts of live stock were 286,038 head , against 303,070 head last week , and 302,884 head last year. Lumber receipts rose to 63,280,000 feet , against 55,287,000 feet last weex , , and 53,046,000 feet a year ago. Other re ceipts increased in flour , wheat , oats , rye , barley , broom corn , dressed beef , pork , cheese , butter , eggs and cattle , aad de creased in corn , seeds , lard , wool , hogs and sheep. Bank clearings , $242,951,602 , exceed those of corresponding week in 1906 by IS per cent. Failures reported in the Chicago dis trict numbered 23 , against 17 last weelf and 25 a year ago. Dun's Review. NEW YORK. Fall jobbing trade in dry goods anv wearing apparel generally tends toward expansion as the ultimate outcome of leading crops becomes more assured and as evidences increase of higher prices oft- setting small yields. From the north-1 west reports are o orders previously held back now coming forward and there is evidence also of more life in southern ( fade and of improvement in collections in that section as the cotton crop begins to move to market in good volume. Business failures in the United Statw for the week ending Sept. 12 miniber 172.J against 100 last week. 1G4 in the same week of 190G , 188 in 1905 , 1G7 in 1904 and 170 in 1903. Canadian failures for the week number 22 , as against 15 last week and 17 in this week a year ago. Bradstfeet's Report. Chicago Cattle , common to prime , 4.00 to $7.30 ; hogs , prime heavy , $4.00 to $6.35 ; sheep , fair to choice , $3.00 to $5.85 ; wheat , No. 2 , 93c to 94c ; corn , No. 2 , G2c to G3c ; oats , standard , f 52c to 53c ; rye , No. 2 , S9c to 90c ; hay , timothy , $14.00 to $20.00 ; prairie , $9.00 to $15.00 ; butter , choice creamery , 21c to 27c ; eggs , fresh , luc to 20c ; potatoes , per bushel , 55c to 62c. Indianapolis Cattle , shipping. $3.00 to $7.00 ; Logs , choice heavy , $1.00 to' ' $6.45 ; sheep , common to prune , $3.00 to $4.75 ; wheat , No. 2 , 90c to 91c ; corn , No. 2 white , 59c to Glc ; oats , No. 21 white , 4Gc to 4Sc. St. Louis Cattle. $4.50 to ' $7.10 ; hogs , $4.00 to $ G.G5 ; sheep , $3.00 to $6.10 ; wheat , No. 2 , 91c to 92c ; corn , No. 2 , Glc to 62c ; oats , No. 2 , 47c to 4Sc ; rye , No. , 85c to SGc. Cincinnati Cattle , $4.00 to $5.80 ; . hogs , $4.00 to $ G.G5 ; sheep , $3.00 to' ' T $5.00 ; wheat , No. 2 , 92c to 93c ; corn , No. 2 mixed , G3c to G5c ; oats. No. 2 in mixed , 50c to ulc ; rye , No. 2 , 84c to 85c. Detroit Cattle , $4.00 to $ G.OO ; hogs , $4.00 to $ G.50 ; sheep , $2.50 to $4.75 ; wheat , No. 2 , 93c to 94c ; corn , No. 3 yellow , 67c to GSc ; oats , No. 3 white , 51c to 52c ; rye , No. 2 , S4c to S5c. Milwaukee Wheat , No. 2 northern , $1.04 to $1.0G ; corn , No. 3 , 63c to G5c ; ots , rstandard , 51c to 52c ; rye , No. 1 , S9c to 90c ; barley , standard , 93c to 94c ; pork , mess , $15.50. Buffalo Cattle , choice shipping steers , $4.00 to $ G.S5 ; hogs , fair to choice , $4.00' ' st to $7.00 ; sheep , common to good mixed , CT $4.00 to $5.25 ; lambs , fair to choice , in $5.00 to $8.10. sc schi New York Cattle , $4.00 to $ G.70 ; hidi hogs , $4.00 to $7.00 ; sheep , $3.00 to dire $5.50 ; wheat , No. 2 red , $1.00 to $1.02 ; dim corn , No. 2 , 74c to 75c ; oats , natural reEl white , 5Gc to 57c ; butter , creamery , 22c reC to 27c ; eggs , western , 17c to 21c. Toledo Wheat , No. 2 mixed , 93c to 95c ; corn , No. 2 mixed , GSc to G7c ; oats , No. 2 mixed , 50c to 51c ; rye , No. " ! , 79c to Sic ; clover seed , prime , $9.75. All Around the Globe. t The invention of the typewriter ha& given work to more than 1,000,000 women. \ \ A recent decree of the provisional govH ernor of Cuba provides that civilian resi dents and citizens of Cuba may be com pelled to appear as witnesses before gen eral . courts-martial of the army. Refusal | Ing : o so appear will be punished by fine and mprisomnent . Alonzo J. Whiteman , ex-Mayor of Du- uth , has been removed from the -State' ' es prison at Aubocn , N. Y. , to the Danne- mora prison. At Auburn hewas put to El caching in the prison school until it gc was discovered he was teaching prison gctec ers surreptitiously how to "work th ? I bank. " tec Co V * * * " ? " " Jnflncnctr. No human being can come into the world without incrcMsing or diminish ing the sum total off human happiness , not only of the present , but of every subsequent ago of humanity. No one can detach himself from this connec is sequestered spot lathe tion. There no the universe , no dark niche along the disk of non-existence to which he can , ' retreat from his relations to others , where he can withdraw the influence of his existence upon the moral des tiny of the world. ' Everywhere he will have companions who will be better or worse for his influence. A MISSOURI WOMAir Tells a Story of Avrfiil SniTcrlng- * AVonderful Relief. Mrs. J. D. Johnson , of 603 West HIckman street , Columbia , Mo. , says : "Following nn oper ation two years ago , dropsy set in , and inyi left side was so swol len the doctor said he would have to tap out the water. There was constant paia and a gurgling sensation - tion around my heart , and I could not raise' my arm above my. head. The kidney ac tion was disordered and passages of' the secretions too frequent On the advice - , vice of my husband I began using ; Doan's Kidney Pills. Since using two" boxes my trouble has not reappeared. This is wonderful , after suffering two1 years. " Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box- Foster-Mil burn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. Mnch to Say. "Yes , sir , " said Bragg , "I've decided to have a long talk with the boss and tell him just what I think. " "Is it possible ? " remarked Nagg. "Why ? Don't you believe I've got the nerve to tell him what I think ? " "Oh , yes ; but if you tell him just what you think how are you going to have a long talk1' Philadelphia Press. THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND AMERICAN POOD STUPES. Contract for Canned 3Ieats Placed in Chicago Brltisli Var OlD.ce lias JjJvery Confidence In the Stockyard Products. Another large contract for tinned meats for the British Army has been placed with Libby , McNeill & Libby of Chicago , through the Director of Sup plies Department of the British War Office. This contract was a competi tive affair , England , Canada , Australia and Brazil entering with tenders. It wjJ ; quality and method of packing that got ' the Chicago firm the business. General g'ei eral Clayton of the War Department iid an interview , according to the Lon don Standard , stated that the British Government is highly satisfied with the Foodstuffs supplied by Chicago , and they _ have every confidence in the manu factures entering Britain from the Stock Yards. "The foods for the Army will be packed under the supervision of British representatives at the invitation of the packers : , " he said. "Although the Gov ernment is ready to rely upon the new Pure Food Regulations recently inaug urated in the United States. All the talk about the inefficiency of the new law Is sheer nonsense. British officers IE America have gone fully into the matter and the authorities are per fectly satisfied to place orders in Chicago cage when conditions call for outside supplies of canned meats. " 'Another Record. Redd My chauffeur has made another ei record. Greene Good ! What is It ? "He was the first one to be fined In. town in 1907. " Yonke-s Statesman. FZFTEEN YEARS OF ECZEMA. Terrible Itching Prevented Sleep , Hands , Arms and I efirs Affected ' Cntlctira Cured In Six Days. ' "I had eesses nearly fifteen years. The affected parts were my bandsr arms and legs. They were the worst the winter time , and were always Itchy , and I could not keep from scratching them. I had to keep both , hands bandaged all the time , and at night I would have to scratch through the bandages , as the itching was so severe , and at times I would 'have to tear everything off my hands to- scratch the skin. I could not rest or sleep. I had several physicians treat me , but they could not give me a. permanent cure , nor even could they stop the itching. After using the Cuti- cura Soap , one box of Cuticnra Oint ment and two bottles of Cutlcura Re solvent for about six days the Itching had ceased , and now the sores have disappeared , and I never felt better In my life than I do now. Edward Wor rell , Band 30th U. S. Infantry , Fort Crook , Nebraska. " "Worst Thins Ahout Them. "Appearances , " remarked Mrs. High * mus , "are so deceitful. " "I don't mind that so much , " sighed Mrs. Ambish , "but they're so expensive keep up ! " Guns , Traps , Decoys , etc. Lowest prices. . Write for free catalog No. 1. N. wJ Hide & Fur Co. , Minneapolis , Minn. And He Lost a Sale. The aristocratic young lady was look- at some dress patterns. "Here Is a piece of goods , " said ther man behind the counter , "that I "can especially recommend for service. " "Sir , " rejoined the fair party of. the N , shopping part , haughtily , "I am not * going out to service. "