Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, September 05, 1907, Image 6

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    , f REE RAILROAD FARE AND PASS ;
To t/ie / Interstate Fair , Sioux Cityy
Iowa , Sept. 7 to 15.
Cut this out and mail today to L. H.
Jones , the piano man , Sioux City ,
Iowa , together with the name of any
one who is going to buy a piano now
pr within two or three months and you
'will ' receive an order on the Northwestern -
western National bank , of Sioux City ,
Towa , for a draft sufficient to buy you
a ticket to the fair for any day you
may designate , together with enough
to pay your railroad fare "if you live
-within 150 miles of Sioux City , provid
ing , however , we sell your customer a
piano during the fair.
If this should be read by anyone
who is hi the market for a piano we
will make you this proposition , in addi
tion to the above : If you will give us
a fair chance to sell you a piano and
we do not , and you buy during the fair ,
we will pay you in cash the amount of
your railroad fare and hotel bill dur
ing one full day , and lbuy you a ticket
to the fair. . Our object in making you
this'offer is to get a chance to sell you ,
and our confidence in our special
prices during the fair is the incentive.
Special sale of pianos and organs ,
aew and second hand. Read our prices
below :
Checkering piano , almost new , orig
inally cost $650 , now ? 275 ; Weber
piano , very fine case , almost new , in
fine condition , originally cost $450 ,
now $250.
Emerson , piano , shows very litUu
wear , their very finest case and finest !
piano , originally sold for $450 , now
$235. 9 -
Good Emerson piano , sold when
for $325 , now $150.
Fischer piano , in good condition ,
originally sold for $500 , now $185.
Everett piano , interior extra good ,
formerly sold for $450 , now $175.
Veiy good piano , been used seven
years , now $125.
Very good piano , Kimball make , $90.
Chicago piano , $75.
New pianos.
Four of the best piano factories WP
represent have given us the privilege
to sell their pianos at factory prices ,
only adding the freight and expense
of handling. This is purely an adver
tising scheme , and will bring four dif
ferent makes of the best pianos macle
In the United States so low the induce
ment to buy will be very great , prices
are on a cash basis ; however , we will
arrange for small monthly payments
or one , two and three years' time at
no advance in our cash prices.
Fifty organs and five square pianos
in storage and must be sold at once.
Kimball , Story & Clark , Farrand &
Votey , Chicago Cottage , Newman Bros ,
and others , $10 and up. Every piano
and organ sold bears our personal
guarantee , as good as a farm mort
gage. Our reference , the Northwest
ern National and First National banks. ,
Sioux City.
Open every evening during the fair 11.k
k
until 10 o'clock. ' .
t L. H. JONES , THE PIANO MAN , sibi
i - - - - G20 Fourth St.
biai
Pins have been found among the Egyp- ai
tiam mummies and aiM
in the prehistoric caves
of Switzerland. M
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S. " " Fall Millinery. hi
_ Tlie charming Mushroom shape has ,
< Decome the recognized hat for Fall wear pi
'
-and there' JB no end of its popularity in
; sight. It comes in a great variety of
- crowns and brims , of which the high
sloping back starts in as a favorite. Covered -
ered with silk and edged with velvet it
yo
yo
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Plumes. The late fashion
books all contain articles about Y
r"s' < 5 ° alers in even small m
4own will ' ie able to supply an
theirtraa'o witfc this
up-to-date '
milliney if they buy their stock from an I
aggressive Jobbing and Manufacturing ou
concern. Throughout the Northwest the he
firm of Blumenfeld. Lecher & Brown Co.
known as "The Progressive Millinery a
House of Milwaukee" is recognized as
foremost and-the hats produced by them :
are of latest pattern , real milliner made
and of that stylish appearance so much yo
sought after. But the prices that the thi
hats can be sold for are always within foi
:
reach of the general public. Ask your
saleslady to show you a Trimmed Hat HEMJ
with a B. L. B. Monogram LabeL MJ
Ol
How It Happened.
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Parks How did the ship come to bang
against the rocks ?
Barks Why , a j-oung man was court
ing the lighthouse keeper's ( laughter , and pe
they absent-mindedly turned the light sh
down low. Woman's Home Companion. ne
Beware of Ointments for
Catarrli sa ;
that Contain Mercury , go
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mu
cous surfaces. Such articles should ucvor se
le used except on prescriptions from reputa- th
Lie physicians , as the dnmagp ! they will dc
is tenfold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Hall's Cfttarrh Cure , "
-manufactured by F. J. Chener & Co. , To "tl
ledo , O. , contains no mercury , und Is taken ch :
internally , acting directly upoii the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. In'buy erW
ing Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the ve
scmilp" . It is taken internally and made
in Toledo , Ohio , by P. J. Cheney & Co. be
'JV rlt u-nials free. \ in
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c per bottle. ha
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Jlin Retentive Faculty. Jo
Merchant Your nephew has applied du
for a job in my store. Can you recom ta
mend him ? He says he has had no ex tami
perience , but he is full of days' works. miTl
The Uncle Well , I guess he is. No
body has ever got any of 'em out of him ra
yet. thw
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Ask Your Dealer for Allen's Foot-Ease te
A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests
the feet , Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen ,
Sore , Hot , Callous , Aching , Sweating feet ev
and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease ga
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
bi
Druggists and Shoe Stores , 25C. Sample
mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted , th
I/e Roy , 7 ? . Y. cel.
.The cleanest town in the United Stat < 4 peN
N
te said to be Shakertown , Ky. , inhabited <
Shakers. It has brick ot
by a large hotel , <
-but no business houses. he
th
Mrs. Wlnslow * Soothing Syrnp r r Cnlldren or
twthlne : idteui tbe gums , reduces Inflamma- erA
4100 , allays ptUa. cures wind colic. 5 * > ft betU * As !
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SING A SONG.
Lt you'll sing a song as you go along ,
In the face o the real or the fancied
wrong ;
In spite of the doubt if you'll fight it out ,
And'show a heart that is brave and stout ;
If you'll laugh at the jeers and refuse
the tears ,
You'll force the ever-reluctant cheers
That the world denies when a coward
cries ,
To give to the man who bravely tries ;
And you'll win success with a. little
song
If you'll sing the song as 3'ou'go along !
If you'll sing a song as you plod along ,
You'll find that the busy , rushing throng
Will catch the strain of the 'glad refrain ;
That the sun will follow the blinding
rain ;
That the clouds will fly from the black
ened sky ; (
That the starawill come out by and by ;
And you'll make new friends , till hope
descends
From where the placid rainbow bends ;
And all because of a little song
If you'll sing the song as you plod along !
If you'll sing a song as you trudge along ,
You'll see that the singing will make you
strong ;
And-the heavy load and the rugged road ,
And "the sting and the stripe of the tor
tuous goad
Will soar with the note that you set
afloat ;
And the beam will change to a trifling
mote ;
That the world is bad when you are sad ,
And bright and beautiful when glad ,
That all you need is a little song
If you'll sing the song as you trudge
along !
Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.
- *
"Well , I never ! What a wonderfuf
thing ! How truly kind and consider
ate ! I take it as a direct answer to
prayer. "
Miss Joan Lawrence dropped a let
ter on the table , and covered two slight
ly : wrinkled cheeks with her thin
hands.
he "What are you talking about ? Is
anything the matter ? " inquired Miss
Caroline , looking up , her small , eager
face expressing Irritability and curi
osity. She was bending over an old-
fashioned embroidery frame , and was
in the act of counting , "three greens ,
one ! white , a purple , then a pearl , " when
her sister's voice sent all the colors out
of : her head.
"A most unaccountable thing has
happened , " answered Miss "
ha Joan. "Such
a kind letter from Mr. Sloane. Just
listen * * *
: If , therefore
, you will
kindly call at my place of business I
shall be pleased to see your work , and
we can talk matters over. If i con
bi of any service to you , pray come ,
an ' ' 7 , .
"It is all our minister's doing , " said
Margaret , softly. "It was Mr. Forbes
who wrote to Mr. Sloane on our be
half. "
.Both sisters turned to her in sur
prise. '
"We. don't .understand you , Mar
garet , " said Miss Joan. :
"No. " she answered , plaintively. "If bi
rou did you would not shut me out of ti :
rour troubles , nor deny yourselves that
might escape the pinch of poverty. ai
Zou treat me as a child , I , who am in
ny : 35th year. But I am not a child ,
ind and , upon my own responsibility , al
called upon Mr. Forbes , told him
mr difficulties , and asked if he could
lelp us in any way. Apparently it was lo
good thing I did so. "
"Yes , " admitted Miss Joan , looking w
enderly into .the soft , shy eyes of her cl
roungest sister , "it was a happy cldi
hought , Margaret. Dear me ! Thirty-
our our little Margaret ! And Caro-
ine is 50 and I am 55. Mother's baby
Margaret 34 , yet never very strong !
ai
h , my darling , it is only natural that
Pi
long to shelter you from the buffet-
ngs of the world's storms. " |
Miss Joan broke down
quite unex-
iy
ectedly , and sobbed. "I can't help it , "
ihe said ; "I am crying for thankful-
" dc
icss.
The sisters drew round the fire and
at there for an hour discussing their ,
T
jood fortune.
'I shouldn't be one bit surprised , "
Caroline , "if after Mr. Skxme has ;
seen < our work he gives -us more orders
ftan ; we can possibly undertake. "
Only think of that , Joan , " smiling , CC
'though that won't be just at present ,
hild. But , in any case , we shall nev- .
forget Mr. Sloane's kindness , shall l t
cc
( ? I shouldn't wonder if he renierncc
ers what good customers we have been
the past the- hundreds of pounds we [
lave paid over his counters. " ?
It was Tuesday morning when Miss ui
loan received Mr. Sloane's letter , and lii
luring the next two days the sisters
talked of nothing but how they should h
neet him , and what they should say. crh
Ehe memory of the past , when they h
ranked with his best customers , gave
them courage , while the .fact that they in
nrere about to meet -himion different ci
term * was not without ItFsting.
When Thursday morning came , how , a
sver , Miss Joan and her sister Margaret tc
tcw
garet put on their best bonnets and w
bravely went to town , taking with
them a tell-tale , large brown-pa'per par h (
. The pavements were wet and slip e : <
pery , and a drizzling rain was falling. y
Now , although they kept assuring each di
other that their business was entirely dib
honorable , and not unpleasant , still b > <
they went on their way a little timor si
ously , feeling anxious nnd ill at ease.
they approached their destination a ;
their spirits sank still lower , and they d
wished their interview with Mr. Sloane
wnll over.
The well-known , flourishing establish
ment of "Sloane & Co. " was a series of
large shops occupying the length of one
street , and part of another.
"We will go in at tte door where
we are least likely to be recognized ,
dearie , " said Miss Joan , nervously.
"Dear me , child , you look soaked
through ! "
' 'Never mind me ; I shall soon dry , "
said Margaret , with a laugh that was
half tears. "I wish we wore at home
again , don't you ? "
Miss Joan did not answer , but
swung open a heavy glass door and
made her way to the counter , Margaret
following.
A tall , bustling , well-dressed girl' pre
sented herself , and bestowed a reveren
tial smile upon the ladles. Alas ! they
recognized her at once. She 'had been
the head of the glove department for
years.
"What Is your pleasure , madam ?
Glores ? " She hesitated to eye with
amazement the large parcel. The
wealthy Miss Lawrence with a parcel.
What did it mean ? Her obsequious
manner at once degenerated into femi
nine curiosity.
"Thank you , not gloves to-day. I
wish to see Mr. Sloane/ind Miss Joan
presented her card. '
"Mr. Sloane ? He is in the next shop.
Perhaps you would like to go to him ? "
"No , we prefer to wait here , " Miss
Joan's voice faltered , , - . . . . . -y * . .
"He is terribly busy , " volunteered
the girl , curling the edge of the card
in her fingers as she went on her er
rand. Presently she returned. Mr.
Sloane would see them directly , and in
a few minutes he appeared bald of
head , flabby of feature , and smooth of
tongue , a loosely built man with stoop
ing shoulders. He came forward , rub
bing his hands. The ladies bowed. Then
he glanced at their faces , and grew
confused. Evidently he had not
thought of associating these well-re
membered stately gentlewomen with
the' Jetter ofappeal _ received from the
Rev. Mr. Forbes ! * - -
"Excuse me , " he stammered , gatherIng -
Ing himself together ; "for a moment I
am engaged with a gentleman. I will
return to you immediately. " Again the
ladies bowed.
"Of course , he will take us into a
private room , Joan , " whispered Mar-
'WILL YOU UNDERTAKE TO BENOVATE A2TD
REPLACE ALL THE JfEEDLEWOBK ? " o
jaret. "Wouldn't it be terrible if he dw dCl
lid not ? " Cl
"Of course he will. " ClCl
John had scarcely repeated her sis- Cl
er's words when a young man stood Clpi
) efore them , and , without any explana- pie
ion , proceeded to open their parcel. a1
"Excuse me , that is < rs. We have
in appointment with Mr. Sloane , " said la
labi
tfiss Joan , stifflly. bi
"Oh , that's all rfght. We know all tl
.bout that , " said the man , confidently. fa
You have some things to sell , I be-
ieve. Mr. Sloane's busy , so I'm to ttw
aok at them. " w
Joan's dark tenth
Miss eyes contracted
nth pain. She stirred uneasily in her
hair , and Margaret sat as one in a thn
first at the thdi
.ream , staring customers ,
hen at their treasured work , strewn di
ver the counter. si
siw
The young man took up the articles siH
nd dismissed them with a single em- H
"Do ! " in
"What do you want for this ? " be in-
ulred bluntly , pointing to a beautiful- si
r worked cushion.
sisters * r ed
The exchanged glances.r
on't know , " faltered Miss Joan ; "we iy
ave never sold anjthlng before. " tii
"H'm ! Well , ladies , 'pon my word sc
'm sorry , but the fact is we are over- som
one with sort of felling. Of course , if m
e should require anything at any time caB
re have your address. Now , if you B
ould make sheets and pillow-cases we in
ould find you plenty of work. We
ould forward you a roll of cpttou m "
he morning , and you could let us have yc
back , say , the next day made up , of in
onrse. Understand ? "
Mrss Joan drew herself up. "I un- hi
erstand. I understand perfectly ! tli
hank you , no , we shall not be able to lu
indertake the making- household scw
inen. " w
She stretched out her trembling
tands : for the parcel with a smothered si
rj- , and Margaret , half'frightened , took w
icr < arm and led her away. I
The man , who had served the ladies
aany a time in their prosperous days , sc
raned his neck after them. a i
"Poor old things , " he muttered ; "it's off
bit rough of them. Our guv ought h :
o be ashamed of himself , 'pon my alY
rord he ought" Y
When Joam and Margaret returned
ionic their manner betrayed suppress-
d excitement. Indeed , Joan had hard-
ple
entered the house before she broke
tl
lown. J (
"Oh , Caroline ! " she cried ; "we have si
cen so humiliated. " And she told her
sister all that had happened.
"Hush , hush. Joan ! " Margaret said , Ci
is b r obs broke out afresh. "Hush ,
learl Don't talk about It now. Let w
me take off your bonnet There , there ;
you are our brave Joan again. "
At that moment something happen
ed. The wheels of a carriage rattled
down the narrow street A knock came
to the front door , and presently the
little maid-of-all-work announced "Mrs.
Spencer. "
She stood onthe threshold almost
enveloped in costly furs , and with a
startled cry Margaret rose to her feet ,
for she recognized her at once as an
interested observer of their trying half-
hour at Sloane's.
In another moment she had settled
herself cosily in an armchair , and the
dark , mournful room seemed full of
sunshine and brightness.
"You must excuse me for calling In
this unconventional way , " said Mrs.
Spencer ; "but I saw you , as you know ,
at Sloane's this morning , and I was
interested , for your beautiful work at
tracted me , though , of course , I could
not approach you there. One thing es
pecially took my fancy a cushion of
rare beauty. I would be so glad If you
would sell it to me , and my carriage
being here , I can take it with me. "
Seeing at a glance that the sisters
were not "bargainers , " the kind-hearted
lady named a sum far beyond all their
expectations , and insisted on its ac
ceptance in a way which touched them
deeply.
"Now this brings Ese to the real ob
ject of my visit , " she continued. "I
am furnishing a boudoir in the antique.
know , I am asking a great favor but
will you undertake to renovate and re
place all the needlework covers of
chairs , cushions , mantle-borders , and
so forth ? I do hope you will say
' ' "
'Yes.
The sisters could hardly recognize
their own voices as they attempted to
speak. They felt dazed , bewildered , the
relief was so great , the lady's kindness
so overwhelming.
"We cannot find words in which to
express to you , madam , our sincere
thanks. " Miss Joan's lips quivered pit
" * " * * * " - - < !
ifully. - - - * .
J DginJt don't take it in that wayx ;
you niQke me feel ashamed. It is you *
who are Conferring the favor upon
me. " Mrs. Spencer rose to depart
She waved her hand out of the car
riage window , and , as she went her
way , It may be that a still small voice
whispered In her ear the words of the
Master whom she so faithfully served :
"Inasmuch , as ye have done it unto
one of the least of these * * * ye
have done it unto Me. " London S. S ,
Times.
Jllr. Harmon's Jfevr Gardener.
"Old Man Harmon , " as he was generally -
orally , if not very respectfully known ,
Was one of the leading citizens of a
thriving Western State. His flowers
were his hobby and the pride of his
heart Mike , his head gardener , hon
est and hard-headed to the last degree ;
was a very skillful florist , but he and
the old gentleman were seldom in agree
ment. Mike would do what he thought
best for his beloved plants , regardless
of ; orders , and consequently had been
discharged two or three times every
week during the" many years'of his en-
cumbency.
At last a really serious rupture oc
curred , and the old gentleman and Mike
parted company in good earnest , each
expressing in unmeasured terms his Joy
at being rid of the other.
The flowers Immediately began to
languish as if grieving for the rough
but tender hand that had cared for
them so long. Mr. Harmon advertised
far and near for a gardener.
Selecting from , the numerous replies
the one that most struck his fancy , he t
wrote and appointed an immediate in
terview. o
The od gentleman hastened out on r
the lawn when the applicant was an b
nounced , only to be confronted by Mike , n
dressed in his Sunday best , bowing and t
smiling with the best grace in the i
world , and holding in his hand Mr. iE
iT
Harmon's letter appointing the meet T
ing ! S
"An' is it a gardener you're wantin' , S
sir ; ? " queried Mike , innocently.
"I am badly in need of one , " respond
Mr. Harmon , gravely. "I had a fair '
good man , but he was so pig-headed f
that I had to let him go. He never t
seemed to understand that I wanted a
some little personal enjoyment out of P
my plants , even if I did lose a few oc e o
casionally by experimenting with them. V
But I must say that he was a good
man. "
"The spalpeen ! " Interrupted Mike.
"To be after not wanting you to enjoy
your own blossoms , an' yourself bear a
ing all the expinse of thim.
"I had a good place me elf , but I
bad to leave onaccount of the boss
thinking he knowed so much more than
did , an' wanting me to transplant
some of our best plants on a day that
wuz cold enough to freeze the nose off
yer face , to say nothing of thim tender E
shoots. : But I'm not saying that he
wuzn't a gentleman an' the best man
ever worked for. "
The Interview proceeded with great
solemnity , as between two strangers ,
and in a half-hour Mike had his coat
, busily going over his tulips and
hyacinths , and grumbling comfortably
about the moles and the cutworms.
Youth's Companion.
B
Mathematics. V
Mother Jean , give ihalf of your ap \
to your little sister. Remember
that : a pleasure sihared Is doubled.
Jean Yes , mother , but an apple
shared is halved. Nos Loislrs.
Many a convincing political speaker o
cant even get a hearing at home.
Vanity makes a lot of remunerative
work for the beauty doctors. o
The Bright Side of It.
Maggie's mind is so organized that
/ecognlzing trouble is , for her , next to
impossible. Indeed , Mr. Carter main
tains that if ever a cloud docs contrive
to catda Maggie's attention , it straight
way turns itself insMe out , the result
being that it exist * fo ? Maggie as a
silver lining only.
Maggie's sunniness was a distinctly
grateful feature of tfce domestic atmos
phere following two sour-visnged ,
grrunpy parlor maids. Indeed , it was
this quality that repeatedly saved her
from discharge , for neat smiling , indus
trious little Maggie , alas , would break
things ,
"Maggie , " she said , "this vase cost
forty dollars ! "
"Tfoe saints forbid , ma'am ! " cried
poor Maggie , quite overcome.
* "Yes ! But I shall cour.t'only half
that amount against yln. I dislike
dreadfully to do this , Maggie , but I
must teach you to be careful , so I'm
going to keep back a dollar every week
from your wages until the twenty dollars
lars are paid. "
Tears not wholly for the ! shattered
ornament flowed freely , for a dollar a
week Is a formidable drain on some in
comes. Then Maggie Tra herself again.
"Anyhow , " she saM , half-archly , as
her characteristic smile made its way
out , "I do be thinkin' ma'am , that I'm
rare crt. me nice job here wid you for
some toime ahead ! " , . . , , -i
Beats Radium for Coat.
If you object to paper money , but
wis"n to carry big values -in small com
pass , you might do worse than lay in
a stock of best lenses for microscopes.
Welg-ht for weight gold is not nearly
so valuable as glass In the form of pow
erful lenses , and an ordinary purse
filled with such lenses might easily rep
resent a fortune. The record increase
In the value of the.iHanuTactured nf--
tide orer the raw material Is probably
made by this variety of glass , which
multiplies itself 50,000,000 times. The
front lens of a micro objective instru
ment costing about 1 weighs no more
than about .0017 of a gram ; heSce the
value of such lenses to the weight of
ab ut two a quarter pounds would bo
000,560 , The cost of making this
weight of glass Is 1 % pence to 3 pence ,
and thus when worked up Into the
shape of a lens the glass has increased
in value about 50,000,000 times. Lon
don Express.
Xo Gain , and Some Loss.
"Yes , " the leader of the amateur
brass band was saying , "it's curious to
see what an effect learning to play a
'horn ' has on some persons. I used to
b&'a pretty good bass singer , but I can't
sing worth a cent now. "
"Does learning to play a horn spoil
the voice ? " asked his next-door neigh
bor.
bor."It
"It did mine. "
"How do you account for it ? "
"I don't know how to account for it
Strains the vocal cords , perhaps. All
I know Is that I blew my voice out
through the mouthpiece of my cornet"
"Did you have a good voice ? "
"Everybody said so. "
"Then It's a great pity you ever
learned to play a horn , " rejoined has
neighbor , shaking his head sadly. "I
er think I should have enjoyed
hearing you sing- " t
Predominance of British Blood.
Twenty-five men have served as Pres-
iflent of the United States ; twenty-six
as Vice President As eight of the Vice
Presidents subsequently held the higher -
er office , the total number of men who
*
have been Presidentor Vice President
is forty-three. The forty-three are !
classified below by the nationality of
their forefathers. It is a noteworthy
fact that , saving the two New Yorkers .
of Dutch blood , Roosevelt and Van Bu- -
ren , every Incumbent has been of Britm
ish race. We have not yet had a Ger-
man-American chief magistrate , and
the : day of our first Italian or Slavonic
President Is probably still far distant
English , 27
Welsh 1
Scottish - 5
Scotch-Irish 8
Dutch 1 2
Help for Tony ,
A passer-by , seeing smoke Issuing
from a window on the first floor of a
two-story wooden building , rang in an
alarm , and the fire-engines soon ap
peared' on the scene. A crowd quickly
gathered , only to find' that the smoke
was caused by a defective stovepipe.
Suddenly a native of Italy appeared
on the top floor , and seeing the crowd
round the house , and the smoke issuing
from the window below , yelled out to
passing fireman :
"Puts up the stepa-lad' and I jump ! " n
t
Social Rank.
At a country dance in a Southern
irhen the fiddlers had resincd
their bows and taken their places on
the platform , the floor manager rose. h
"Git yo' partners for a cotillion ! " ie
j
shouted , Imperiously.
"All you ladies an' gem men dat wears
shoes and stockings take yo' places in
ti
the middle ob de room. All you ladies
an' gemmen dat wears shoes an' no
stockings take yo' places immejitly be-
bin' dem. An' you 'barfooted crowd you
jes jig it roun' in the corners. "
A 3Iortyr.
The Friend If your married life Is
so unhappy , why don't you get a di
vorce from your husband ? % Unhappy
\7ife Because he would then marry of
some other woman and make her un
happy. Chicago News ,
By Rights.
Correspondent How much do you
want about the erection of a pillar hi "
the new square ? .
'
Editor It ought to make a good
In
column story. Baltimore American ,
A Cnrcfnl Patient.
'A woman whose throat had troubled
her for a long time , says a writer In
the Philadelphia Public Ledger , grew ;
impatient at the slow progress she'
jras making , and made complaint to
tier doctor , who said :
"Madam , I can never cure you of I
this throat trouble unless you stop
talking and give your throat a com
plete rest"
"But , doctor , " objected his patient.
"I'm very careful what I say. I never
use harsh language or anything of that
kind. "
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE ?
Profit I r the Experience o One Who
Has Foand Relief.
James R. Keeler , retired farmer , of
Fenner street , Cazenovla , N. Y. , says :
"About fifteen years
ago I suffered with
my back and kidneys.
I doctored and used
many remedies with
out getting relief. Be
ginning with Doan's
Kidney Pills , I found
relief from the nrst
box , and two boxes
restored me to good ,
sound condition. My wife and many
of my friends have used Doan's Kid
ney Pills with good results and I can
earnestly recommend them. "
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. ,
The Average birth rate for Europe
ihows uuit fHr avery 1QQ cirLa IQfi ht
tro born.
. Merchants Visit Milwaukee. -
Come to { he city of beautiful parks ,
clean streets , fine buildings , huge fac
tories , immense jobbing houses and hos
pitable people. Spend your time during
the AnnugJL Fal gsyiug Season where
you tan onp your families and combine
business with pleasureTT' : PS5 i * ' - ? : .
The recent laws in Wisconsin , Iowa ,
Illinois. Minnesota , Nebraska , Missouri ,
and neighboring states , by which pas--
sepger fares arc reduced to two cents a
Tiile , are of great advantage to mer
chants in this territory who wish to
come to Milwaukee. After August 15 > i
1907 , merchants may buy a regular tick
et to Milwaukee at a rate of two cents
( the Jew (
certain dates. This offers decided ad
vantages to Milwaukee patrons. While
in Milwaukee call for inlormation at the
Milwaukee Association of Jobbers and
Manufacturers , 45-49 University Bldg.
The Prague Municipal Council has pro
hibited the trailing of dresses in publia
squares , places and streets , under penalty
of a heavy fine.
W" O Bt Vltui' Due * and all Htrrm
Fa i O Permanently Cured b > Dr. Klfn 'jGretl
n r e Rtitorrr. Ssnd far Frefl WS trial bottla and truth * .
DH. B. II. EXINE. Ld. . 931 Arch Etrxt , Philadelphia , Pa
Handwriting : Tells Age.
Youngish mothers of well-grown
daughters are waking to the fact that
what was held to be a proper hand
writing for a woman twenty years ago
is no longer taught in the schools. The
queer angular hand that women still
affected ten years ago has given place
to a handwriting with curves , and the
vertical writing of a dozen years ago
Is disappearing before a moderate
slant
The woman whose handwriting is
marked by the extreme form of the
angular style is as easily recognized
for a person no longer young as the
woman who persists in the fashions of
1892. Some unmarried women who like
11t
to < think their state not Immutable
would be glad to get rid of their telK
tale handwriting.
The younger grandmothers who did
not wake to tie angular hand In time
to change now retain the essentials of
the old copperplate style that waa
taught in the Ws and ' 70's. It Is as
tonishingly neat and clear , but as man
ifestly of an earlier generation as the
hoopskirt or the bustle.
, The girls of to-day are reverting to
the handwriting of the generation be
fore the copperplate was invented.
The women who were still young In
1840 used this rather unconventional
style.
The wasp has been observed to waylay
and rob bees the latter , laden with
honey , were returning to the hive.
FEET OUT.
j
She Had Curious Habits.
When a person has to keep the feet
out from under cover during the cold
est nights in winter because of the-
heat and prickly sensation , it is time
that coffee , which causes the trouble ,
be left off.
There is no end to the nervous 6on-
aitiong that coffee will produce. It ;
shows In one way in one person andj.
in another way in another. In this *
ease the lady lived in S. Dak. Sher
says :
"I have had to lie awake half the.
night with my feet and limbs out of-
the : bed on the coldest nights , and felt
afraid to sleep for fear of catching
cold. I had been troubled for years
with twitching and jerking of the low
er limbs , and for most of the time I
have been unable to go to church or to-
lectures because of that awful feeling :
that I must keep on the move.
"When it was brought to my atten
tion that coffee
caused so many nern
vous diseases , I concluded to drop cof-j
fee and take Postum Food Coffee to-
see if my trouble was caused by coffee
drinking.
"I only drank one cup of coffee forj
breakfast but that was enough to dor
the business for me. When I quit ib
my troubles disappeared in an almost ?
miraculous way. Now I have no more ?
the jerking and twitching and can *
sleep with any amount of bedding oven
me and sleep all night In sound , peace
ful rest
"Postum Food Coffee Is absolutely
worth its weight in gold to me. "
"There's a Reason. " Read the little
health classic , "The Road to
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