A Lazy Liver May bo only a tired liver , or a starved liver. It would be a stupid as well as savage thing to beat a weary or starved man because he lagged in his work. So in treating the lagging , torpid liver it Is 'a great mistake to lash it with strong drastic drugs. A torpid liver is but an indication of an ill-nourished , enfeebled body whose organs arc weary with over work. Start with the stomach and allied organs of digestion and nutrition. Put them in working order and sec ho\v quickly youf liver v/511 become active. Dr. Pierco's Golden Medical Discovery has made many marvelous cures of "liver trouble" by its wonderful control of the organs of digestion and nutrition. It re stores the- normal activity of the stomach , increases the secretions of the blood-mak ing glands , clcanFcs the system from poi sonous accumulations , and so relieves the liver of the burdens imposed upon it by the defection of other organs. If you have bitter or bad taste in the raorn- Inc , poor or/triable appetite , coated tongue , 'foul breath , constipatcdor irrgeular bowels. feel weak , caslla tired. Qsjspomlent. frequent headaches , pain 4rdistres3 < n "small of ack , " smawinc or distressed -cl iff in stomacb , perhaps nausca. VM sffN oHr "rtelnss" hi throat after eating , and kln&Xefi symptoms of weak stomach and torpid live& nojriedl- clnc will relieve you more promptly procure . Perhaps only a part of the above symptoms will be present at ono time and yet point to torpid liver or 'biliousness and weak stomach. Avoid all hot bread and biscuits griddle cakes and other indigestible food and take the "Golden Medical Discovery ; ' regularly and stick to its use until you are vigorous and strong. The "Discovery" is non-secret , non-alco holic. is a clyccric extract of native medici nal roots with a full list of its ingredients printed on each bottle-wrapper and attested under oatb. Its ingredients arc endorsed and extolled by the most eminent medical writers of the age and are recommended to cure the diseases for which it is advised. Don't accept a substitute of unknown composition for this non-secret MEDICINE OF ItN'OWN COMPOSITION. _ _ Serial of One Million Words. An advertiser in a London paper says he has Immediate use for a "sen- .sational serial , " which must consist of ! ! about 1,000,000 words. The longest ! ' i novel , so far , is said to be George lEliot's "Middlemarch , " which contains nearly 329,000 words. Take Garfield Tea in the Spring it will save you many days of headache , lassitude and general ill health ! This natural laxative purifies the blood , cleanses the system and establishes a normal action of liver , kidneys anil bow els. It is made wholly of Herbs. Faitli witli Work * . Everywhere over the dwellings of tin natives of the great central plateau ol M Bolivia is the grass cross. Charles M. Pepper , the author of "Panama tc Patagonia , " states that he rarely founc a hut without this symbolism. The cross , he was told , was blessed by the priest , and then it kept out tht M rain , which at times is very heavy One old man , whose undoubted brtho i doxy was , at least , without a crust ol superstition , was asked if the crossc ; really did keep out the rain. "Yes , if the roof is a good one , " ht gravely replied. Blood Gets Sour. At this time of year , says a well- known authority , the Kidneys become , weak , clogged and inactive , " failing to filter out the poisons and acids , which eour the blood , causing not only fa cial and bodily eruptions , but the worst forms of Rheumatism , Nervous and Stomach troubles , Backache and .painful , annoying Urinary afflictions. It is worth any one's time now to iget from some good prescription phar- pnacy the following ingredients : Fluid ( Extract Dandelion , one-half ounce ; Compound Kargon , one ounce ; Compound pound/ Syrup Sarsaparilla , three ounces. Mix by shaking well in a bottle tle and take In teaspoonful doses after your meals and at bedtime. \ This simple home-made mixture will ( force the Kidneys fo normal , healthy action , so they will filter and strain all .uric acid and poisonous waste matter Jfrom the blood , and 'expel ' this in the Hirine , at the same time restoring the "full- blood count" that Is , 95 per cent red blood corpuscles which is abso lutely indispensable to perfect health. WESTERN CANADA. Dedicate In the Old Home ; Better Health in the New. Churchbrldge , Sask. , December 1 , 1906. ffo the Editor Dear Sir : I came to this country from the State of Wisconsin three years ago , and must \say that I am greatly pleased with the .outlook in this Western country. For my own part I am entirely satisfied with the progress I have made since coming here. I have raised excellent crops of grain of all varieties. Last season my wheat averaged 23 bushels of wheat to the acre , oats GO and barley - ley 40. We had a splendid garden this year , ripening successfully tomatoes , musk melons , water melons , sweet corn , and [ kindred sorts. j The country Is well adapted to wheat .growing . and mixed fanning , and to my mind It Is the best country under the sun for a man with a family and small means , as it is possible for a man to commence farming operations with much less capital than is required In the older settled countries. The climate Is all that could be de- Isired , being very healthy and invigo- j rating. , j My wife came out about six months iago , and although inclined to be deli cate In the old home , she has enjoyed the best of 'health since coming here. In short , I am more than satisfied with the land of my adoption , and I am also satisfied with the laws of the country. Yours very truly , ( Signed. ) JOHN LANGDON. Write to any Canadian Government Agent for literature and full partlcu- llari. Opinions of Great Papers on Bmportant Subjects. * * > < $ > § * § * ftf41 * RAILWAY ACCIDENTS IN BRITAIN. N England the Board of Trade Las a bureau , whose work it is .to investigate railroad acci dents and in England the roads sometimes go a j-ear and kill only one passenger. Here more have been killed in six months than in ten years there. This English bureau has a trained railroad expert at its head. He iaas an assistant , and a staff of clerks. Three army engi neers are detailed to assist him. Under a special statute no evidence taken by this official investigation can be used , cited or employed in a suit for damages. Plaintiff and defendant in such suits may call the same witnesses , but their previous testimony cannot be employed to chal lenge or correct the evidence given on the trail for damages. In England , as a result , when an accident comes , an inquiry begins in a day by experts who have been going to accidents for years. There is no rush of police , cor oners and prosecuting officers for "exhibits , " of bystand ers for "souvenirs , " of newspaper men for objects to photograph and of railroad men to conceal awkward evi dence. The official investigators take possession and their inquiry holds the scene of accident. Railroads gain as well as the public and railroad improvements in Great Britain have followed the' reports of railroad inquiries into accidents. As the same bureau investigates signal and safety appliances its officials are responsible for their condition and familiar with them. Philadelphia Press. TELEPHONES AND COMPETITION. [ VERY community which has a\telephoneser vice is likely to be confronted by the qv ps- tion of granting a francise to a rival com pany. Each case must be decided by the governing circumstances , but every case will show the peculiarity of the telephone prob lem. The telephone is a natural monopoly , for it is to the advantage of every subscriber that all users of telephones should be on the same system with him. More than one system moans that a subscriber must have more than one instrument , or be out pf com munication with part of ttie world of telephone-users. It is difficult however , to adjust human nature to ideal mechanical conditions. Established companies , without rivals , lack the motive of competition to keep rates down and service good. Therefore some communities have wel- coined new companies which promised better and cheaper service. Dual systems , like labor strikes , are on their face economic losses. , yet it may be worth while to endure the temporary discomfort and loss in order to secure better conditions ultimately. The butcher may be-on one sys tem ana the baker on another , yet low rates may bring two instruments within the previous cost of one , and may so increase the /number of subscribers within call as to atone for the inconvenience. If finally one com pany absorbs the other , the'community may have become BO well established in low rates that the surviving com pany < Iare not raise them. On the other hand , the effect of competing companies Is sometimes merely to rtfvidc the telephone-us.ers of a community without 'adding many to the total number , "WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A Problem Involving Life ami Death in Mountain Climbing. What would you do if you were in the position of the upper man shown In the accompanying illustration ? The problem may not be one unknown in high mountain climbing. Suppose that , while cutting steps in the snow on the top of a precipice , one mountaineer missed his footing , who clung almost . ? -X t ' , * w ' > & . < * v. . > : ; # > * 7 > 'w V , ; V - : J A ; > , / - ; ; - J ji , v * - / / ; | Ifc' , ' > "f , < fe Jt/-3 $ fh ; % ? vi- /y ' i c | Ife 1' fefej i , - V ' i /i ; * ; - . ; ( ' , , . , Pi'.j 4l A ' ' ' < -c 'I , * ! : i : : i ' 'SJ'S' ' ' J1 - - * ' & &m - ; ' \ - X J ' * , I ' ' , 4 - > > > , > . . . : . - Nj w A LIFE-AND-DEATH PROBLEM. hopelessly to the rene and with one arm broken. The guide had just time to make one twist of the rope round a slight projection of rock and was able to wedge himself so that he supported his companions for a time ; but as there was only one twist round the rock , the slightest movement would have made the rope slip and the guide would have been dragged down. There was no help within miles. - The problem for the guide , therefore , lay between hanging and if the companies then make an agreement to keep rates up , the community is worse off than before. In the strategical game which a community plays with pub lic service companies , , it is dillicult to determine in the case-of the telephone service how far the actual or threat ened establishment of a rival company stimulates me chanical improvement and checks the natural tendency of a monopoly to extortion. No community can settle the question without careful study. Youth's Companion. THE PUBLIC SCHOOL A MOBAL FORCE. OT only is the American public school the bulwark of free institutions ; it is also a moral force , mighty in its influence under right conditions. There the children of the land are taught , if teachers are faithful to their obligations , the meaning of duty and discipline. They learn obetlieuce , respect for necessary rules and regulations and the value of good conduct They imbibe ideas of social relations which exert a potent influence upon the formation of character. In order that such instruction shall not be neglected nor perfunctorily imparted , it is essential that teachers shall be under no constraints or influences which may impair their sense of obligation as teachers or interfere with the faithful , and efficient performance of their du ties. Especially important is it that they shall be abso lutely free of any political control or dictation. Whoever would prostitute the people's schools to poll- tics is a public enemy of the most dangerous character. Such a person is more to be feared than any external enemy , for he would sap the foundation of our institu tions and pollute the source to which our children and the children of the future must look for intellectual ad vancement and moral guidance. The anarchist is not more to be condemned than the man who would make the public school a political machine. Chicago Journal. NATURE'S CONSUMPTION CURE. HE census bureau has published its annual report on mortality statistics and from it some very interesting facts may be ob tained and very important deductions made. The report applies only to certain so-called "registered" cities , but taking it as it stands it appears that pulmonary tuberculosis is the most fruitful cause of death. This as is well known , is an entirely preventable disease. In its early stages fresh air and sunshine are all the remedies needed. Oth er treatment is not only unnecessary but in most instances harmful. But the discovery of these simple remedies is of very recent origin. There has hardly been time for the general public to realize the truth and govern themselves in accordance with it. They need education. It is much easier to follow some expensive and difficult course of treatment for what our grandfathers called "old-fash ioned consumption , " than simply to live outdoors , eat abundantly but not too much of nutritious food and never do all the work you feel able to do. Yet modern medi cal science prescribes nothing' more for this disease. Boston Herald. -r on until he should be exhausted and fall , too , or cutting the rope as the only chance of saving his own life. What would you do if you were in the guide's place ? Would .you follow the law of self-preservation and cut tlio rope , or wait , allowing blind chance to solve the fate of all three ? One man who was asked what he would do uiidor the circumstances replied that InAvouhl likeio kill all three for being there at all that they have no right , for the gratification of a mere whim , to dare providenc in such a manner. But what would you do ? "Wlinle Ninety-five Feet Largest of all animals that ever lived on this planet is the great sul phur-bottom whale of the Pacific ocean. One specimen which was measured .was ninety-five feet in length and thirty- five feet in girth. Its estimated weight was 294,000 pounds. RATS COMMIT A BURGLARY. Effect Entrance to a Bread Box Sup > posed to Be Secure. A man who was graduated from Yah in 1SS4 is now a bachelor. He lives ir a very old house on upper Broadway , The few attentions his house receives come from a chanvoman of great ago and little activity. Hence there are rats on the premises. They are remarkable rats and when you are told of their achievements by their landlord you are inclined to be in credulous. Yet you can't deny the evi dences of their intelligence. In the kitchen is a large cupboard. On its broad shelf rests a rather heavy tin breadbox. Generally it contains bread. For a long time the tin cover Jrapt the rats out Then the rats held a coun cil of war , appointed a committee on ways and means and lived on potato peelings until the report canie in. The committee did its work well. It decided that as rats were poorly equip ped to cope with tin breadboxes in an upright position it behooved them to proceed against the box , push it off the cupboard and allow the well-known laws of gravitation to do the rest. The plan was a success. Morning after morning when the owner of the breadbox oanie iuto his kitchen he found the box on the floor in confusion. The bread was gone to the last crumb. Successive falte dented the poor old box out of shape and while the owner is a mild-mannered person he can't af ford new breadboxes evc/ry w/jek , so he drove two large staples into his cup board , fastening them against the box. Since then the rats have had no bread. Another feat the rodents accomplish ed handily is even more remarkable. The owner of the house keeps his flour .n a large cylindrical can. The top fastens on snugly. The industrious rats have succeeded n removing the top from the can on a dozen different occasions. The opened can is tipped over and the flour is con sumed , presumably with great rejoic- ng. * It requires quite a bit of strength to remove this cover with the fingers , and low the rats succeed , using their tough ittle noses and paws , is beyond any explaining. But the evidences were there and the Yale bachelor is an hon * est man. New York Sun. Bad Times. "Hasn't that man seen better days ? " "Yes , before they ruled him off the track. " Baltimore American. Girls don't kiss each other as much as they used to , and they don't kiss the men' more ; they are learning to get along without It. 1355 Marino Falioro , Doge of Yerice , executed. 16G2 Royal Society of England incor porated. 1763 Georgia Gazette , at Savannah , first issued. 1775 Battle of Lexington , first engage ment in the American Revolutionary war. 1SOG Admiral Villcneuve , Nelson's an tagonist at Trafalgar , committed sui cide while a prisoner in England. 1S09 Austrians defeated by Napoleon at Abensberg , Bavaria. l&il First handicap steeplechase race run in England. 1S42 Gen. Pollock entered Jellalabad with his troops. 1861 Virginia seceded from the Union. 1874 Mad Lucas , the Hertfordshire her- ir.it , immortalized by Dickens , found ( lead. | 18SO Afghans defeated by the British at Ahmed Khel. 18S3 Parliament buildings at Quebec burned. 1889 Oklahoma land opened to settle ment by presidential proclamation. ' 1890 First Pan-American conference closed at Washington. 1891 Czar proclaimed the expulsion oi the Jews from Moscow White Star steamship Teutonic broke transAtlantic - Atlantic record. 1893 Australian Joint Stock bank failed for $65,000,000. 1591 Princess Victoria Melita of Edinburgh married to Ernest Louis , Grand Duke of Hesse. 1895 Perry , escaped train robber , cap tured at Weehawken , N. J. 1890 International Arbitration Congress met at Washington. 1897 Attempt made to assassinate King Humbert of Italy at Rome Tur key declared war against Greece. 1898 Spurgoon's Tabernacle in London destroyed by fire Gen. Joaquin Crespo , ex-president of Venezuela , killed in battle. 1899 Resolutions introduced in Massa chusetts Legislature revoking the or der banishing Roger Williams in 16.35. 1901 Severe floods at Pittsburg and Cincinnati. 1903 Massacre of Jews at Kishineff , Russia. Andrew Cargegie gave $1,500,000 to erect Temple of Peace at The Hague. 190-i Fire in Toronto destroyed $10- 000,000 worth of property. 1906 Prof. Curie , discoverer of radium , killed by an accident in Paris Large part of San Francisco de stroyed by earthquake and fire. Stead Would Avert War. William T. Stead , the famous English editor , has recently arrived in this coun try , -where he expects to make a stay of several weeks , partly for the purpose of attending the peace conference at New York. In a newspaper interview Mr. Stead expressed himself as strongly in favor of the united action of Great Brit ain and the United States in the coming Hague conference toward disarmament , and the promotion of international amity. He particularly urged the carrying into effect of article 8 , which was unanimously recommended by the former conference. This -would treat a dispute between two nations the same as a dispute between two individuals , and recommends tnat before proceeding to hostilities each party should call in a special mediator , corresponding to a second in a private duel , who should be allowed a period of not exceeding thir ty days in which to settle the dispute. If such a procedude had been followed , he said , neither the South African nor the Russo-Japanese war -would have broken mtwhen it did. Trust Conference at Chicago. The executive council of the National Divic Federation has decided to hold the aatioaal conference on combinations and trusts at Chicago , May 28 to 31 , in- jlusive. Governors and presidents of the important commercial , manufacturing , igricultural , labor , economic , financial md law associations will be asked to ap point delegates. The purpose of the con- ierence is to consider the trust and com- jination problem , especially the question ) f State and federal regulation of corpo rations , and the question of what amend- nent , if any , should be made to the Slier- nan anti-trust act. The subjects more particularly indicated for discussion are : aovernmental power over corporations sngaged in interstate commerce ; the con struction , capitalization and control of : orporations , and the just and practicable estriction and regulation , federal and State , of combinations in transportation , jroduction , distribution and labor. Interesting Neiva Items , Andrew Carnegie has give ! $15,000 for : he erection of a science hall at Deni- ion university , Newark , Ohio. Five members of a mob that took a legro from jail at Bunkie , La. , were ac- jidentally wounded by their companions vhen they shot at random after the ne- jro's escape. On application of Russell B. Harrison , Federal Judge T. C. Munger at Omaha ippointed H. G. Leigh receiver for the Citizens' Gas Light Company of Nebras- ca City , Neb. r : Relieves Pe-ru-na Spring Catarrh , f n . . " MISS DORA IIAYDEX. - "Without hesitation I write to thank i you * for the 'great relief I have found in your valualle medicine , Peruna , and will call the attention of all my fricndt tuffcring with catarrh to that fact. Bo lides I cheerfully recommend it to all suf fering with catarrh in any form" Miss Dora Hoyden , 819 Gth St. , S. W. , Wash ington , D. 0. .aj : 7 . A Case of Spring Catarrh. Mrs. N. P. Lawler , 423 N. Broadway , Pfttsburg , Kan. , writes : "Last spring I caught a severe cold , which developed into a serious case of catarrh. I felt -weak and sick , and could neither eat nor sleen well. : "A member of our club who had been cured of catarrh through the use of Pe runa advised me to try it , and I did so at once. I expected help , but nothing lik the wonderful change for the better I ob served almost as soon as I started taking it. In three days I felt much better , and within tw"o weeks I was in fine health. Peruna is a wonderful medicine. " LEGISLATION FOR EFFECT. / Many Bills Introduced in Congrreai to Impress' Constituents. Less than 5 per cent of the bills in troduced in Congress relate to public business. Instead , they have to da with matters bearing directly or indi rectly on the Congressman's hope of re- ' nomination and re-election. The total number of house bills introduced dur ing the first session of the Fifty-eighth Congress ( Including the special session - ' sionwas ) 15,576. Of these , only 1,643 were public measures. The other 13,931 were private. Two hundre'd and sixty-four public laws were enact ed and 1,896 private laws. Much of the proposed private legislation was put in without any thought of its ulti mate passage ; but , whether It was ex > pected to pass or not , and whether it was pushed or not , the purpose of its introduction was generally the same to give an appearance of activity and influence "the boys" at home. About 35 per cent of the Congress men rely on river and harbor legisla tion to carry them through. Many- Dills relating to proposed Improve ments are introduced which are not in cluded in the big general measures , jut sometimes they do almost as much ; oed as if they were passed , so far as : heir effect on the voters is concerned , jspecially if the introducer Is of the ninority party. Then he can assert : hat the demons of the other side pre sented favorable action on his proj- ; cts , and thus kept justice from her hrone. Not many years ago a man who had lersistently brought the claims of a tet project before the river and har- lor committee broke ddwn when ha awthat his reiterated arguments were laving no effect. "Gentlemen , " he said , to the assem bled committeemen , as he wiped the ears from his eyes , 'Til be quite rank with you. If I fail to get the ppropriation I am asking for I will ail to get back to Congress. I know his is an unmanly exhibition , but it aeans so much to " me ! And the tears ontinued to flow. Success Magazine. Alrnia to A lc Too Mncn First Legislator see a Kansas mas las declared "a pass is a bribe , and anj aan ought to be too big to accept sucl small bribe. Second Legislator Well , of course bat's true , but it would look klnda mall fer us to go further and ask th ailroads to puy us fer ridin * , wouldn'f : ? Kansas City Times. I Economy. Mr. ' Justwed It's so sweet of you to gree that we must economize. But da ou think you can get along without a 30k ? Mrs. Justwed Oh. yes. We'll have II our meals sent in by a caterer leveland Leader. Betvreen. Friends. Miss Tartun Archie Feathertop telli e you are advising him to spend hij ication this summer in the Swiss monn- Mrs. Chillicon-Kearney _ Yes1 lought that if I could induce him to' fall ) wn some precipice I would be doin- real favor to you , dear * - Catesby marry for