I
DR. WILLIAMS' PINK PILLS
FOR STOMACH TROUBLE.
Convincing Evidence Supported by a
Guarantee That Must Convince
The Most Skeptical.
/ Dr. 'Williams' Pink Pills are a doctor's
prescription , used by aa eminent prac
titioner , and for nearly a generation
known as a reliable household remedy
throughout the United States. Need
less to say , no advertised medicine could
fcetain popular favor for so long a period
tonthout liaving great merit and it is the
Invaluable curative properties of the pills
that have made them a standard remedy
in every civilized country in the "world.
lA.dded to this is the absolute guarantee
that the pills ' contain no harmful drug ,
iopiate , narcotic or stimulant. A recent
evidence of their efficacy is found in the
Btatement of Mrs. N. B. "Whitley , of
tBoxley , Ark.vho says :
, "I had suffered for a good many years
from stomach trouble. For a long time
I -was subject to bad spells of faintneas
ind lack of breath accompanied by an
indescribable feeling that seemed to
Start in my stomach. "Whenever I was
little run-down or over-tired , these
ipells would come on. They occurred
frequently but did not last very long.
' "I was confined to my bed for ten
T7eeks one time and the doctor pro-
oounced my trouble chronic inflamma
tion of the stomach and bowels. Since
that time I have been subject to the
fainting spells and at other times to flut
tering of the heart and a feeling as
though I was smothering. My general
Siealth was very had and I was weak and
trembling.
"I load seen Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
mentioned in the newspapers and de
cided to try them. When I began taking
fche pills I was so run-down in strengtli
ithat I could hardly do auy housework.
ffiTow I could walk ten miles if necessary.
Both my husband and myself think Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills the best medicine
atnade and wo always recommend the
Drills to our friends. "
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills actually make
pew blood and giy strength and tone to
very part of the body. They have
loured serious disorders of the blood and
ierves , such as rheumatism , sciatica ,
insemia , nervousness , headaches , partial
paralysis , locomotor ataxia. St. vitus'
dance and many forms of weakness in
either sex. They are sold by all drug-
feists or will bo sent , postpaid , on receipt
cf price , 50 cents per box , six boxes for
$2.50 , by the Dr. Williams Medicine
Company , Schenectady , N. Y.
Am Explaaatioft.
An alienist came wandering through
on Insane asylum's wards one day. He
came upon a man who sat in a brown
study on a bench.
"How do you do , sir ? " said the dlien-
Ist. "What is your name , may I ask ? "
"My name ? " said the other , frowning
fiercely. "Why , Czar Nicholas , of
course. "
"Indeed , " said the alienist "Yet
the last time I was here you were the
Emperor of Germany. "
"Yes , of course , " said the other ,
quickly , "but that was by my first
wife. " Argonaut
TIEED BACKS.
The kidneys have a great work to
flo In keeping the blood pure. When
they get out of order
it causes backache ,
headaches , dizziness ,
languor and distress
ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys well
and all these suffer
ings will be saved
you. Mrs. S. A. Moore ,
proprietor of a res
taurant at Waterville ,
Mo. , says : "Before
using Doan's Kidney Pills I suffered
everything from kidney troubles for. a
year and a half. I had pnin in the
back and head , and almost continuous
In the loins and felt weary all the time.
A few doses of Doan's Kiduey Pills
brought great relief , and I kept on tak
ing them until in a short time I was
cured. I think Doan'B Kidney Pills
are wonderful. "
For sale by all dealers. oO cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo ,
N. Y.
Y.A
A New York life insurance company
hold ? ? S,000,000 worth of Russia's rail
way securities.
Garfield Tea is for those who desire an
ideal laxative ; it is simple , pure , mild
and potent ; it regulates the liyer and
kidneys , overcomes constipation and
brings Good Health. It is guaranteed
under the Pure Food and Drugs Law.
The Onlr Donbtfnl Citizen.
"Everybody Is telling exactly what
you will do if you are elected to of
fice. "
" " candidate.
"Yes. answered the
"Well , what will you do ? "
"I don't know yet. " Washington
Star.
For Infants and QMldres.
You Have
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
A\fcgeablePreparaIionforAs- (
similating liieFood amIRegula- Bears the
ting lite Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes DigestionJCheeiftl- '
ness andResLContainsneltter ;
Opiinu.Morphine norNiticral. ;
NOT NARCOTIC.
jfmscSecd
CtmDtd Suna
§ is | Aperfect Remedy for Constipa
tion , Sour StonBch-Diantora
m WorrasConvulsionsFevensR-
ness andLoss OF SliEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
aranleec ; Foc
Exact Copy of Wrapper. THE CENTAUR COMPANY , HCW YORK CITY.
and Castor Oil !
Why take sickening- salts or repulsive
castor oil ? "Goes through you like a
dose of salts" means violence , grips , gripes , gases ,
soreness , irritation , and leaves your stomach and bowels
weak-and burnt out. Might just as well take concen
trated lye. Then there's castor oil , disgusting , nauseat
ing truck that your stomach refuses unless you disguise
the taste. Fool your own stomach , eh ? Don't ever
believe that anything offensive to your taste or smell is
going to do you real good. Nature makes certain
things repulsive , so you will not take them. Force
yourself to nauseous doses , and you ruin your digestion ,
weaken your bowels , destroy your health.
On the other hand see what a delightful ,
palatable , perfect modern laxative , liver
regulator and bowel tonic you find in
Best for the Bowels. All
druggists , ioc , 250 , soc.
Never sold in bulk. The
genuine tablet stamped
C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back.
larople and booklet 0-ee. Address 540
Sterling Remedy Co. , Chicaco or New York.
[ THE WEEKLY
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130G Robert Bruce crowned King ol
Scotland.
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Leon.
1549 Thomas Seymour , lord high nd-
iniral of England , attainted and be
headed.
15G3 Pacification of Amboise published ,
granting toleration to the Huguenots.
1632 Canada and Acadia restored to
France by the treaty of St. Germain
en-Laye.
1076 Indians under King Philip at
tacked and nearly destroyed Provi
dence , R. I.
1687 La Salle assassinated by his fol
lowers.
1694 Incorporation ot the Bank ol
England.
1697 Hannah Dustin of Haverhill ,
Mass. , killed her twelve Indian
guards and escaped.
1719 Spanish fleet intended for the in
vasion of England dispersed by o
storm.
1779 Gen. Tryon destroyed salt works al
Horseneck , Conn.
1793 The English , under Gon. McBride ,
took possession of Ostend.
1794 Denmark and Sweden concluded
treaty for mutual defense.
1798 Ireland declared in a state of re
bellion.
1799 Battle of Verona , between the
French and Austrians.
1804 Congress passed a bill for the di
vision of Louisiana territory into two
districts.
1805 The Cisalpine republic merged
into the kingdom of Italy.
1812 Constitution of the Cortez signed
and proclaimed in Spain.
1814 D. S. frigate Essex surrendered to
British ships Phoebe and Cherub in
harbor of Valparaiso , Chile Gen.
Jackson defeated Creek Indians at
Great Horseshoe Bend , on the Talla-
poosa Gen. Wilkinson , with about
2,000 troops , attacked a party of
British at Lake Colle , Lower Canada ,
and was repulsed Bonaparte de
feated Winnigerode at battle of St.
Dizier.
1831 Austrian troops entered Bologna
and subdued Italian revolution.
1833 Seminole treaty concluded.
1836 Battle of Goliad , Texas , between
Mexicans and Texans Col. Fan-
nin , Texas soldier , surrendered to the
Mexicans with 500 men , who were
massacred one week later. . . .Massa
cre at Tanning , Texas.
1844 Atmospheric railway near Dublin
opened to traffic ; discontinued 1855.
1846 American army under Gen. Tay
lor , invaded Mexico.
1847 Vera Cruz capitulated to the
American army.
1853 Nankin taken by the rebels.
1854 Cholera plague at its height it
Barbadoes Great Britain declared
war against Russia. . . .Two shocks
of earthquake felt at Macon , Ga.
1855 The Arabs defeated at Hasheon
Thirty-five killed by explosion
in the Midlothian coal mines , in
Virginia. . . .Georgia and the Carolinas -
linas devastated by forest Gres.
1856 First street railway in New Eng
land , from Boston to Cambridge ,
opened.
1863 Confederate steamer Iris taken
by United States steamer Stellin off
Charleston , S. C.
1867 The union of Provinces act passed
in Canada.
1870 Texas readmitted to the Union.
1871 Paris Commune proclaimed.
1874 House of Representatives passed
first interstate commerce bill.
1879 Judge J. M. Elliott of Kentucky
Court of Appeals , assassinated at
Frankfort by Thomas Buford.
1883 Four survivors of the Jeaunette
expedition to the Arctic reached New
York.
1885 Outbreak of the northwest rebel
lion in Canada.
1889 The Eiffel tower , in Paris , opened
18901 Tornado destroyed part of the-eitj
of Louisville , Ky.
1891 M. Baltcheff , Bulgarian ministei
of finance , assassinated at Sofia. . . .
Canadian Pacific railway completed
from ocean to ocean Failure oi
the Keystone National bank , Phila
delphia.
1893 The Tremont temple , Boston , de
stroyed by fire.
1894 Coxey opened his "army" head
quarters at Massillon. Ohio. . . .Presi
dent Cleveland vetoed the Bland bill.
1895 Mikado ordered cessation of hos
tilities between Japan and China.
1897 Gen. Ruis Rivera , the Cuban com
mander , captured by the Spaniards
. . . .Many killed and injured by cy
clone at Chandler , Ok.
1898 Bark Helen W. Almy foundered
off Point Bonita. Cal. ; 40 drowned
Resolutions declaring war with
Spain introduced in Congress.
1809 English excursion steamer Stella
wrecked near Alderney ; 73 persona
drowned. . . .Mrs. Place electrocuted
at Sing Sing for the murder of her
stepdaughter.
1003 Mississippi river at New Orleans
reached height of 19.8 feet.
Shirt Protector.
When a man buys a dress shirt nowa
days he can depend on the bosom be
ing absolutely spotless , since , owing tea
a new device that has been thought of ,
th * . shirt is protected from the touch
of soiled fingers that so often were
wont to leave their mark on. the fair
surface.
This new style of protection consists
of an envelope of transparent paper
that Is large enough to hold the shirt ,
keep it absolutely clean , " and yet en
abling one to see the size numbers
through it. Without adding much to
the cost , the envelope is a great econo
my to the dealers and makers , since
with its use there is never any cause
for the return of shirts to the factory
that have been soiled iu the handling
as there is in the case of collars an
cuffs.
Blood Gets Sour.
At this time of year , says a well-
known authority , the Kidneys become
weak , clogged and inactive , failing to
filter out the poisons and acids , which
sour the blood , causing not only facial
and bodily eruptions , but the worst
forms of Rheumatism , Nervous and
Stomach troubles , Backache and pain
ful , annoying Urinary afflictions.
It is worth any one's tune now to
get from some good prescription phar
macy the following ingredients : Fluid
Extract Dandelion , one-half ounce ;
Compound Kargon , one ounce ; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla , three
ounces. Mix by shaking well iu a bottle
tle and take In teaspoonful doses after
your meals and at bedtime.
This simple home-made mixture will ,
force the Kidneys to normal , healthy
action , so they will filter and strain all
uric acid and poisonous waste matter
from the blood , and expel this in the
urine , at the same time restoring the
"full blood count" that is , 95 per cent ,
red blood corpuscles which Is abso
lutely indispensable to perfect health.
HOTV lie Knew.
A witness was being examined as to
the sanity of one of the inmates of the
asylum. "You hold that this inmate is
Insane , do you ? " a lawyer asked. "I
do , " was the firm response. "Why are
you so sure ? " "The man , " the witness
said , "goes about asserting that he is
Santa Glaus. " "And. " said the law
yer , "you hold , do you , that when a
man goes about assorting that he is
Santa Glaus It's a clear proof of his In
sanity ? " "I do. " "Why ? " "Because , "
said''the witness , in a loud , Indignant
voice , "I happen to be Santa Glaus my
self. "
$100 Reward , $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there Is at least cmo dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure In
all Its stages , and that is Catarrh. Hall'- .
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
Known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease , requires a
constitutional treatment. Hall's CaUrrb
cure Is taken Internally , acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system , thereby destroying the foundation
or the disease , and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing Its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in Its cura
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that It fails to cure ,
bend for list of testimonials.
4ddles.s F- CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O.
Sold by all Druggists , 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
Unfltnesn of Tilings.
The Doctor It's hard to characterize
in fitting terms such abominable weather
as this.
The Professor Not at all ; but it's
hard to characterize it in terms fit for
publication.
airs. TVlnmlow'B Soonoxf oner tor CMlftro *
tohinc ; tattoos Ui earn * , reduce * Inflanmimna. uV
tan pain. OOTM wind oolic. e ntn a bottla.
Women Avoid
erations
When a woman suffering from
"female trouble is told that on oper-
atiqn ( ia necessary , it , of course ,
- - onght ° * the hospital ,
- - 'vcr
the ojreratlnj' table and the knife
strikes teritor to her be'ait.
It is quite true that these troub
le * may reach a'stage where an ope-
j ration is the only resource , but a
great many women have Been cured
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound after an operation has
been decided upon as the only cure. 1SS ROSE .MOORE
The strongest and most grate'ful \
statements possible to make come from women who by taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made from native roots and herbs , have escaped serious operations , as
evidenced'by Miss Rose Moore's case , of 307 W. 26th St. . N. Y. She writes-
Dear Mrs. Pinkham-'Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
cured me of the very worst form of female trouble and I wish to express
to you my deepest gratitude. I suffered intensely for two years so that
I was unable to attend to my duties and was a burden to my family. I
doctored and doctored with only temporary relief and constantly objecting
to an operation which I was advised to undergo. I decided to try Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ; it cured me of the terrible trouble
and I am now in better health than I have been for many years. "
This and other such cases should encourage every woman to try Ly
dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound before she submits to an operation.
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs. Pinkham. at Lynn , Mass. From the
symptoms given , the trouble may be located and the quickest and surest
way of recovery advised.
Not What He Wanted.
"Yes , " said the specialist to the portly
caller , "you are at least a hundred
pounds too heavy. If you follow my di
rections I can guarantee to reduce your
flesh fifty pounds inside of three months. "
"But I dou't want my flesh reduced , "
answered the caller , irritably. "All I
want is to get rid of this superfluous
fat. "
MOTHER ORATS
SWEET POWDERS
FOR CHILDREN ,
piaorders ,
Hulher Gray. Worraa. Ther
Narso In Child- ,
ren'n Homo. Simple mailed FREE. Artdrw * .
KowY kO& . A. S. OLMSTED. L oy"iM
S. C. X. TJ. - - Xo. 1 1907.
STIFFNESS , STITCHES , LAMENESS , CRAMP ,
TWISTS AND TWITCHES , ALL DECAMP WHEN
YOU APPLY
THE PRICE
OLD-MONK-CURB 25 AND 50 CENTS
BEST HT
TEE WOHTJ3
W. U DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT AM PRICE.
SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT AlBL PRICES :
Men's Shoes , 85 to S1.50. IJoys' Shoes , S3 to SX.25. Women's
Shoes , S4 to S1.50. Misses' & Children's Shoes , Sli.JIu to $1.00. /
"W. L. Douglas shoos are recognized by expert Judys of footwear *
to be the beat in Btyle , fit and wear produced in this countrv. Each
part of the shoe and every detail of the making is looked ufter
and watched over by skilled shoemakers , without regard to
tjme or cost. If I could take you into my large factories atj
Brockton , Mass. , and show how .
you carefully W. L. Douglas iK& a.i2E , atV7//yt
shoes are made , you would then understand why they hold their shape , fit better ,
"wear longer , and are of greatei-'Taluo than any other makes.
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pri s and Inferior hoe . .Take No Substitute. Sold by the best rtioe dealers eTernThere.
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R. E. PARKS7 EXCHANGE LIST
ISfo. 1. A farm of 320 acres , 3 1-2 miles southwest of Lily.
Small buildings. The very choicest of South Dakota
paying $1714.28 in rent in 1905 and W tons of hay. Wi
exchange fornicec , eanup-to-date stock general merchandisl
ROSS E. PARKS , Lily , South Dakota.
of the Important Duties of Physicians and
the Well-Informed of the World
is to learn as to the relative standing and reliability of the leading manufactur
ers of medicinal agents , as the most eminent phj-sicians are the most careful as to
the uniform quality and perfect purity of remedies prescribed by them , and it is well
known to physicians and the Well-informed generally that the California Fig Syrup
Co. , by reason of its correct methods and perfect equipment and the ethical character of
its product has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which
is accorded to successful and reliable houses only , and , therefore , that the name of the
Company has become a guarantee of the excellence of its remedy.
TRUTH AND QUALITY
appeal to the Well-informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent suc
cess and creditable standing , therefore we wish to call the attention of all who would
enjoy good health , with its blessings , to the fact that it involves the question of right
living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best each hour
of recreation , of enjoyment , of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute
to that end and the use of medicines dispensed with generally to great advantage , but
as in many instances a simple , wholesome remedy may be invaluable if taken at the
proper time , the California Fig Syrup Co. feels that it is alike important.to present
truthfully the subject and to supply the one perfect laxative remedy which has won
the appoval of physicians and the world-wide acceptance of the Well-Informed because
of the excellence of the combination , known to all , and the original method of manufac
ture , which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only.
This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known .under the name of
Syrup of Figs and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of
family laxatives , and as its pure laxative principles , obtained from Senna , are well
known to physicians and the Well-Informed of the world to be the best of natural
laxatives , we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna as more fully descriptive of the remedy , but doubtless it will always be
called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects always
note , when purchasing , the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package , whether 3'ou simply call for Syrup of
Figs or by the full name Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co. and the same heretofore known by the name Syrup of Figs which has given
satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout
the United States in original packages of one size only , the regular price of which
is fifty cents per bottle.
Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the Company- , filed with the
Secretary of Agriculture , at Washington , D. C. , that the remedy is not adulterated or
misbranded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act , June seth , 1906.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
San Francisco , Cal.
Louisville , Ky. U S. A. New York , N. Y.
London , England.