The "Winning Caro. * 4What are trumps in the game of life ? " I asked of all Jn the busy strife. "Ilenrts , " said the maiden , shy and sweet , With happy eyes and blushes fleet. The society belle smiled scornfully : "Hearts for you , but diamonds for me. " "Clubs , " drawled the blase man of th world , 'Drifting down stream with his sails al ! furled. ! The gravedigger laughed as he plied his trade. "Spades are the final trumps , " he said. Baltimore American. 7 MIDDS D N Y K I J.A Positive CURE Ely's Cream Balm < Is quickly absorbed. ' Gives Relief at Once. It cleanses , soothes heals and protects the diseased mem brane. It cures Ca tarrh and drives away a Cold in the Head quickly. Be- stores the Senses of Taste and Smell. Full size 50 cts. , at Dmg. gists or by mail ; Trial Size 10 cts. by mail , v ElyBrothers,56WarrenStreet.NewYork , Financially Speaking : . Miss Wise The word "sterling" aa applied to English money seems to be lost in obscurity. Mr. Short Yes , and so is the word "money" as far as I am concerned. NO RELIEF FROM ECZEMA for Over Two Year * Patent Medi cine * , Q , aclc Cures , and Even Doctors - ; tors Fail Catlcnra Succeed * . < 4I was very badly afflicted with ec- sema for more than two years. The parts affected were my limbs below the knees. I tried all tbe physicians in the town and some In the surround ing towns , and I also tried all the patent remedies that I heard of , be sides all the cures advised by old women and quacks , and found no relief ; whatever until I commenced using the . Cuticura Soap , Cuticura Ointment , and Cuticura Resolvent In tbe Cuticura Remedies I found immediate relrof , and was soon sound and well. C. V. Beltz , Tippecanoe , Ind. , Nov. 15 , 1905. " t The "Xaomi'a" Bible. It is well known that western rivers , especially the Missouri and Mississippi , often make great and sudden changes Jn their channels , filling in their old beds and digging out new. In 1896 , > eays the author of "Early Steamboat Navigation on tbe Missouri River , " a I . .farmer was digging a well near the d : anouth of Grand river , Missouri , sev eral miles from tbe channel of the ichi : "Big Muddy. " hihi Deep down in tbe excavation he found hibi bi : n Bible , and on its cover the name biUJ ' "Naomi. " The book was sent to Capt UJ Joseph IJa Barge , then one of the oldest UJhi steamboat men on the river , to learn if 3ie could suggest any explanation of its 'presence there. Captain Da Barge recalled that fifty- six years before , the steamer Naomi wgr , had been wrecked at the very place gr he "where the Bible was found , which was 4hen the channel of the river. In those < days missionaries left Bibles in the cabins of steamers , fastened by chains ti ; to the tables , each marked with the tim 'name ' of the vessel. This volume re m mained as a monument both to the ear CO lier tragedy and to the old course of the Missouri. ic et "When the Eyes Grorr Dim. etS S < When a man begins to hold off his th newspaper at arm's length like he was be > afraid it would bite h'im it is a sign that he has started down the western slope and that the afternoon sun is shining In his eyes. Jewell ( Kan. ) Re publican. ai GUIDES CHILDREN. ni Experience and a Mother's Lova Make Advice Valuable. An 111. mother writes about feeding Children : uiWt Wt "If mothers would use Grape-Nuts more for their little ones , there would = be less need for medicines and fewer ka kaa doctor bills. a "If those suffering from Indigestion la : and stomach troubles would live on e Grape-Nuts , toast and gbod milk for a do e short period they would experience In more than they otherwise would be Inpa lieve. "Our children have all learned to know the benefit of Grape-Nuts as an 80 appetizing , strengthening food. It Is every evening , with few variations , like this : 'Mamma , let's have toast and la : de Grape-Nuts for breakfast ; or , let's have eggs and Grape-Nuts' never forgetting the latter. "One of our boys In school and 15 tt years of age repeatedly tells me his tb snlnd Is so much brighter and In every I < way he feels so much better after hav t < ing Grape-Nuts as a part if not all his pe breakfast" Name given by Postum' ha ca Co. , Battle Creek , Mich. Read the lit en tle book , "The Road to Wellville , " In eeJ pkgs. "There'e a Reason. " By ANTHONY H@PE "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. " Francis Bacon. CHAPTER XXIII. ( Continued. ) I conld not pretend to regret the dead aa. Indeed , I had been near doing the same deed myself. Bat I shrank before this calm ruthlessness. Another long pause followed. Then the President said : "I'm sorry for all this , Martin sorry you and I came to blows. " "You played me false about the money , " I said bitterly. "Yes , yes , " he answered gently ; "I don't blame you. You were bound to rae bj no ties. Of course you saw my planV "I supposed your excellency meant to keep the money and throw me over. " "Not altogether , " he said. "Of coursi I was bound to have the money. But i was the other thing , you know. As fai- u the money went , I would have takers care you came to no harm. " "What was it , then ? " "I thought you understood all along , " fce said with some surprise. "I saw you were my rival with Christina , and my game was to drive you out of tke country by making the place too hot for you. " "She told me you didn't suspect about me and her till quite the end. " "Did she ? " he answered with a mile ; "I must be getting clever to deceive two such wide-awake young people. Of course I saw it all along. But you had more frit than I thought. I've never been so nearly done by J.ny man as by you. I'm sorry , Martm ; I liked you , you know. But likings mustn't interfere with duty , " he went on , smiling. "What claim have you t my hands ? " "Decent burial , I suppose , " I answered. He got up and paced the room for a aoment or two. I waited with some anx iety , for life is worth something to a look black- when things peung man , even at , and I never was a hero. "I make you this offer , * ' he said at last. 'Your boat lies there ready. Get into hei tad go ; otherwise " "I see , " said I. "And you will marry ler ? " "Yes , " he said. "Against her will ? " He looked at me with something hk ) ity. ity."Who can tell what a woman's will wil > e in a week ? In less than that she wil aarry me cheerfully. I hope you may ; rieve as short a time as she will. " In my inmost heart I knew it was true had staked everything , not for a worn ; n's love , but for the whim of a girl ! For t moment it was too hard for me , and ] lowed my head on the table by me and lid my face. Then he came and put hii and on mine , and said : "Yes , Martin ; young and old , we are al .like. They're not worth quarreling for Jut nature's too strong. " "May I sec her before I go ? " I asked. "lea , " he said. "Alone ? " "Yes , " he said once more. "Go now ! she can see you. " I went up and cautiously opened , the oor. The Siguorina was lying on the sd , with a shawl over her. She seemed > be asleep. I bent over her and kissed er. She opened her eyes , and said in a eary voice : "Is it you , Jack ? " "Yes , my darling , " said I. "I am going U8t go or die ; : iml whether I go erie ie , I must be alone. " She was strangely quiet , even apathet- . As 1 knelt down by her she raised jrsclf , and took my face between her inds and kissed me , not passionately , it tenderly. "My poor Jack i" she said ; "it was no se , dear. It is no use to fight against m. " "You love me ? " I cried in my pain. "Yes , " she said , "but I am very tired ; id he will be good to me. " Without another word I went from her , ith the bitter knowledge that my great ief found but a pale reflection in her ; art. "I am ready to go , " I said to the Presi- int. "Come then , " he repli1. "Here , take ese , you may want them. " > md he thrust bundle of notes into my hand ( some of y own from the bank I afterward dis- ivercd ) . Arrived at the boat , I got in mechan- ally , and made all preparations for the art. Then the President took my hand. "Good-by , Jack Martin , and good luck , jure day we may meet again. Just noiv ere's no room for us both here. You ar HO maJice ? " "No , sir , " said I. "A fair fight , and u've won. " A I was pushing off he added : "When you arrive , send me word. " I turned the boat's head out to sea , id went forth on my lonely way into the ght. CHAPTER XXIV. Aa far as I am concerned , this story is now reached an end. With my depart- e from Aureataland I re-entered the arid of humdrum life , and since that emorable night nothing has befallen me wthy of a polite reader's attention. I ire endured the drudgery incident to rning a living ; I have enjoyed the re- rations every wise man makes for him- If. But I should be guilty of unpar- mable egotism if I supposed that I , my- If , was the only , or the most , iaterest- g subject presented in the foregoing .ges , and I feel I shall merely be doing 7 daty in briefly recording the facts in 7 possession concerning the other por- ns who have figured in this record and e country where its scene was laid. I did not , of course , return to Eng- od , on leaving Auroataland. I had no sire to explain in person to the direc- rs all the facts witii which they will iw be in u position to acquaint them- IVBS. I was conscious that , at the last all events , I had rather subordinated eir interests to my own necessities , and knew-well that my conduct would not > et wftjh the indnlgent judgment that it rhaps requires. After all , men who ve lost three hundred thousand dollars n hardly be expected to be impartial , rtl I saw no reason for submitting my- If to a biased tribunal. I preferred seek my fortune in a fresh country , and am banpy to say that my prosperity i : in the land of my adoption has gen * far to justify t-he President's favorable esti mate of my financial abilities. My sn Hen disappaarance ercited some remark , and people were even found to insinuate that the dollars went the sanw way as I did. I have never troubled my self to contradict these scandalous ru mors , being content to rely on the hand some vindication from this charge -which the President published. In addressing the House of Assembly shortly after his resumption of power he referred at length to the circumstances attendant on the late revolution , and remarked that al though he was unable to acquit Mr. Mar tin of most unjustifiable intrigues with the rebels , yet he was in a position to as sure them , as he had already assured those to whom Mr. Martin was primarily re sponsible , that that gentleman's hasty flight was dictated solely by a conscious ness of political guilt , and that , in money matters , Mr. Martin's hand were as clean as his own. The reproach that had fallen on the fair fame of Aureataland in this aiatter was due not to that able but mis guided young man , but to those unprinci pled persons who , in the pursuit of their designs , had not hesitated to plunder and despoil friendly traders , established in the country under the sanction of public faith. The reproach to which his excellency eloquently referred consisted in the fact that not a cent of those three hundred thousand dollars which lay in thexbank that night was ever seen again ! The theory was that the Colonel had made away with them , and the President took grsat pains to prove that under the law of nations t5ie restored government could not be held responsible for this occur rence. I know as little about the law of nations as the President himself , but I felt quite sure that whatever that'ez - alted code might say , none of that money would ever find its way back to the di rectors' pockets. In this matter I must say his excellency behaved to me with scrupulous consideration ; not a. word passed his lips about the second loan , about that unlucky cable , or any other dealings with the money. For all he said , my account of tbf. matter , posted So the directors immediately after my de- i Nurture , stood unimpeachcd. The directors , however , tool ? a view opposed to his excellency's , and relations btcame so strained that they were con templating the withdrawal of their busi- ntss from Whittingham altogether , when events occurred which modified their ac- ticn. Before I lay down my pen I must gh e some account of. these matters , and I ( annot do so better than by inserting a letler which I had the honor to receive fro.n his excellency , some two years after I li.st saw him. I had obeyed his wish in cammunicating my address to him , but up lo this time had received only a short but : 'riendly note , acquainting me with the fact of his marriage to the Siguoriua , and expressing good wishes for my welfare in my rew sphere of action. The matters to wlich the President refers became to some extent public property soon after ward , but certain other terms of the nr- rangoctent are now given to the world for ] the fin-t time. The letter ran as follows : "My Dear Martin As an old inhabit ant of Aureataland , you will be inter ested hi the news I have to teli you. I also cake pleasure in hoping ihuf , in spite of bygone differences , your friendly feelings toward myself wiJl make you ; lad to hear news of my fortunes. "You are no doubt acquainted generally cvith the course of events here since you left us. As regards private friends , I liave not indeed much to tell you. You ivill not be surpr feed to learn that Johnny Jarr has done the most sensible thing he jver did in his life in making Donna Intonia his wife. She is a thoroughly jood girl , although she seems to have a rery foolish prejudice against Christina. [ was able to assist the young people's olans by the gift of the late Colonel Mc Gregor's estates ivhich under our law passed to the Head of the State on that jentleman's execution for high treason. Cou will be amused to hear of another narnage in our circle. The doctor and \Iadame \ Devarges have made a match of t , and society rejoices to think it has low heard tl t last of the late monsieur ind his patriotic sufferings. Jones , I suppose you kno \ left us about a year igo. The poor old Fellow never recovered : rom his fright on that night , to say lothing of the coM he caught in your iraughty coal-cellar , where he took ref- ige. The bank rel/eved / him in response : o his urgent petitions , and they've sent is a young Puritan.- . whom it would be luite in vain to apply for a timely little oan. "I wish I could glff rou as satisfactory in account of public Affairs. You were nore or less behind the scenes over here , , 10 you know that to keep the machine go ng is by no means an easy task. I have ; ept i * going , single-handed , for fifteen g 'ears , and though it's tbe custom to call ne a mere adventurer , upon my word I a hink I've given them a pretty decent gov- irnment. But I've had enough of it by low. The fact is , my dear Martin , I'm t : lot so young as I TVHS. In years I'm not nuch past middle age , but I shouldn't be urpriecd if old Marcus Whittingham's ease was pretty nearly up. At any rate , ay only chance , so Anderson tells me , is o get a rest , and I'm going to give my- elf that chance. I had thought at first if trying to find a successor , and I bought of you. But- while I Tras con- idering this , I received n confidential pro- losal from fhe old government. They ycfQ very anxious to get back their prov- nce ; at the same tire * , they were not at .11 anxious to try conclusions with me gain. In short , they offered , if Anreatn- and would come bade , a gfrantee of lo- al autonomy .ind full frwdom ; they pould take on themselves * he burden of he debt , and last , but not least , they offer the present President of Ihe epublic a compensation of $500,000. ' " I have not yet finally accepted the ffer , btrt I am going ttt do BO obtain- tlU as , as a naitter of form , the sanctkw &l U tie Ajuaujjiiflu-jr. I h&ro atadt snera c&w t Re , but in the public dooo- tbe money J3 to staad at tfc * orif ir.nl figure. Thfo reosgnisfen of y ser vices , together with my little savings , will make me pretty comfortable in MJ oW age , and leave a consistence for mj widow. Aureatflland has had a rum alone ; if there had been any grit in tlw people they would have made a nation of themselves. There isn't any , and I'm not going to slave myself for them any longer. No doubt they'll be very well treated , and , to toll the truth , I don't much c&ro if 1 they aren't. After all , they're a mongrel let. let."I "I know you'll be pleased to bear f \ this arrangement , as it gives your old j masters a better ciance of getting their money , for , between ourselves , they'd nev er have got it ont of me. At the riefc of'shocking your reelings , I must confess that yonr revolution only postponed the day of repudiation. "I hoped to have asked you some day to rejoin us here. As matters stand , I am more likely to come and find you ; for , when released , Christina and I are going to bend our steps to the States. And we hope to come so'on. There's a little diffi culty outstanding about the terms on which the Golden House and my other property are to pass to the new govern ment ; this I hope to compromise by abat ing half my claim in private , and giving it all np in public. Also I have had to bargain for the recognition of Johnny Garr'a rights to the Colonel's goods. When all this is settled there will be nothing to keep me , and I shall leave here -without much reluctance. The first man I shall come to see will be you. The truth is , my boy , I'm not the man Iwas. . I've puttee too much steam on all my life , and I must pull up now , or the boiler will burst. "Christina sends her love. She is as anxious to sec you as I am. But you must wait till I am dead to make love to her. Ever vour sincere friend , "MARCUS W. WHITINGHAM. " As I write , I hear that the arrange ment is to be carried out. So ends Ati- reataland's brief history as a nation ; sc ends ( he story of her national debt , more happily than I ever thought it would. I confess to a tender recollection of tha sunny , cheerful , lazy , dishonest little place , where I spent four such eventful years. Perhaps I love it because my ro- manca was played there , as I should love any place where I had seen the Signorina. ( THE END. ) PRECIOUS STONES A8 CURE. l'rcscril cfl as * Bledlclne Array in the Second Ceninry. Truly , among the ancient volumes there are none wbicb yield better enter tainment to tbe student of human na ture and its foibles and follies than those dealing with ways and means to preserve mankind from ailments and disease- , says tbe Westminster Gazette. And though the prcseat day is said to furnish better opportunities to tbe quack doctor and. the valetudinarian tban any former period in tbe world's history , a glance through some of the medical works of four or five centuries ago shows that it would be diflicult to bent some of tbe suggested cures and prescriptions. We have come across some informa tion gathered in an ancient volume tell ing of tbe marvelous properties of pre cious stones in curing disease. The compiler of the volume tells bis read- srs that In the second century , A. D. , a famous medical man cured King N'ecbo of Egypt of digestive troubles ay causing him to wear , tied around his neck , "a dragon cut out of green Jas- ) er. " And whosoever wished for valor ind daring had only to wear a diamond ibout his person. "But if taken inter- inlly in any sbape or form it is pols- Ten centuries later an Italian med- cal celebrity caused bis patients to venr rubies "for to make them cautiou ? ind to drive away idle and foolish : houghts. " Taken internally , the ruby cept the plague at bay and fortified be system against all nianuer of dis- 'ase. ' The emerald , crushed to powder md administered in docs from six to liirty grains , was an infallible remedy [ gainst colic , snake bites , plague an < ! 'pileptic fits. Likewise it stopped bleed- ng. strengthened the memory "aad mnisbed the fear of ghosts and evil pirits , " and seems , in fact , to have seen a panacea against all ills , so tbat me can almost read with approval of his otherwise cruel system of crushing nlo powder one of tbe most wonderful its of color which nature can produce. ? he sapphire ran the emerald close for emedial virtues , and in powdered form strengthened the heart and cured run- ilng eyes , " while tbe "strengthening of be heart" was also a property of the rusbed turquoise and the ruby. Apart from tbe curative qualities rhich each separate kind of precious tone possessed there were various inix- ures , mainly manufactured in France , or wbich fabulous prices were paid , .nd there was one remedy in particu- ar , composed of a mixture of powdered orals , pearl , sapphire , emerald , topaz , old leaf , silver leaf , grease of serpent , oad and unicorn , which was considered s Indispensable in a household as food nd drink. An old French medical man writes uat this powder , notwithstanding Its normous price , is found in almost ev- ry borne in France , especially In Prov- nce and Languedoc. "But , ' he adds , the great popularity of the remedy Is lie reason why there are thousnnis of nitations , and it is a very rare thing t : 3 find a tiny pot of tbe real thing. " v Among the properties of th tepaa : as tbe invaluable one of Improving 1 ! ad temper , and one is syt ] to think u liat la tbi > rpepi ; > ct it may , even in uo ay or exploded "superstitions , " retain fi : s power , especially if , inatead of being eld "under JV nose" of tbe euffr " presumably for Inhalation ) , it is p e- 5 ented in a dainty and artistic BeUft , n Ireland's high-water mark ru popn- ition was reached in 1874. She hnrl ion 8.175,124 people. She aas wer 'than 4,500,000 MRS. THAW ON THE STAND. Wife of < l c Millionaire Prisoner la "Wltnc.H.s for DcfenKC. The Thaw-White tragedy does noi constitute a new form of crime , nor does it present any unusual underlying causes. It differs only from innumera ble commonplace murders in its set tings , in the environment to which its principals were accustomed , in tbe clothing and the jewels which they wore. Yet , while tbe natural outgrowth of sin must be tbe same in tbe case of tbe rich as in the poor , it is undeniable tbat the interest which bas pervaded the trial of Harry Kendall Tbaw for the murder of Stanford White is due pri marily to the fact that murderer and victim were ricb men. Beyond tbe shadow of the Sing Sing deatb chair , beyond the mound wbicb covers the clay of White , there is tbe glitter of the Tbaw millions and the reflex of the extravagance in which White , the Petronius of our day , reveled. Dr. C. C. Wiley , of Pittsburg , the Tbaw family physician , who is con nected with the Dixmount Insane Asy lum , was called as the first witness for tbe defense. Dr. Wiley , in response tea a question by John B. Gleason of Thaw's counsel , said he had devoted his life to the study of insanity and MBS. EVELYN NESBIT THAW. served as an expert in a large numbei of cases. Attorney Jerome took occa sion to stir up Dr. Wiley by asking him a maze of hypothetical questions , filled with medical terms. Each time Wiley seemed to grow mere nervous over the cross-fire questioning. Wiley said he never heard of the "Romberg test. " Jerome poked fun at him for his "ignorance. " Jerome kept up the be wildering fire until Dr. Wiley became hopelessly confused. Evelyn Xesbit Thaw , wife of Harry Kendall Thaw , charged with the mur der of Architect White , was called to the stand and told tbe story of her life in an effort to save her husband from : the electric chair. She declared she saw White at the Cafe Martin early in the evening of June 25 and that she wrote a note to her husband in re lation to White. This evidence later was stricken out. The witness said she refused to marry Harry Thaw in Paris in 1903 because of an incident in her life connected with White. Mrs. Tbaw broke down and cried and could hardly proceed as she related her sxperience with White. Thaw sat with v bis face buried in a handkerchief. W ORK Of MANY i bpn bp bpg Q TATELEGISIATL8ES g tl tltl tl tlP el The Kansas Senate passed the bill to ibolish capital punishment. o Senator Littlepage of the Woet Vir- a : ; inia Legislature introduced a resolution o investigate Standard Oil operations in hat State and ascertain whether the com- , jany has a lobby at the capital. The Missouri House of Representatives Cuesday passed the anti-tipping bill , 88 o 39 , making it a misdemeanor , punish- ible by a fine of $5 to $500 to give a a ip to any waiter , porter or other ser- b ant. S ] ant.The lower house of the Tennessee Leg- c ! slature has passed a bill making it ob- fi igatory for a judge , where a death sen- ence is returned -with mitigating circum- ii iiSi tances , to commute the sentence to life Si mprisonment. The California Senate struck out the w vcrds "whereas the President of the O ] Jnited States is attempting to interfere' * N a its resolutions on the Japanese school Nw uestion , and inserted instead "federal is cvernment , " and then passed the resolu ec ions denouncing such interference as un- warranted. The lower house of the Missouri Leg- slature passed a bill prohibiting the man- m < lacture , sale or giving away of cigarets r cigaret papers under a penalty of a ab ne of from $50 to $200. State Treasurer Berry of Pennsylvania i a report to the Legislature has renewed ki ; is charges that approximately $5,000- PI 00 v/as realized on the finishing of the ew capitol. He saj-s duplicate payments or the same work wore made to different i contractors to the amount of $250.000 wi r more , and that specifications were am- hit iguouslv worded so as to prevent fair " in idding. CAWADA'S GOOD TIMES. During" 10OC The Immigration 210,000. While it is well to heed every word f of caution from the leaders in > commerce and to avoid all merce and finance , speculative ventures that lack a solid business foundation , it is clearly evi dent that- there is no conspicuous weak : spot in Canada's present era of pros perity. The Toronto Globe says : "Tb Dominion has in a commercial sense and our leading financial plenty of money , cial institutions are in a position to lend freely in the United States. The chief productive enterprises of Canada are not buoyed up by an era of danger ous speculation , but are following sub stantial business methods and finding safe and continuous markets for their goods. We are not bolstering up any Industries by extensive export bonuses that must impoverish the people as a whole and ultimately lead to collapse through the failure of the artificial aid. There is no extreme protection in Can ada such as would create great for tunes for a few at the expense of the general public and lead to disruption and catastrophe. "The prosperity of Canada has no such artificial foundation , being based on a healthy and substantial expansion of trade and industry , with a proportionate tionate extension of productive settle ment to new areas. "It Is true that we are borrowing extensiwly for railway construction , but every line will bring new territory within the limits of profitable occupa tion , and will create prosperous settle ments to bear the burdens and repay the outlays. We are not exhausting mineral resources , for it is quite rea sonable to assume that , although min eral wealth is never permanent , ours will during the measurable future de velop a far greater productive capac ity than at present. Our timber wealth can be made continuous by a judicious policy. And agriculture , the real foun dation of our prosperity , is expanding with every new expenditure on railway construction. We are not In the flush of a railway mania that could bring : Its punishment through the useless du plication of lines. The gigantic rail way enterprises that now stimulate ev ery line of business In Canada will create a new Dominion , and thus ren der easy the heavy burdens of debt now freely assumed. Canada's era of prosperity has been unprecedented , but there is no sign of weakness and no cause for lack of confidence. While our growth is normal and healthy , we need have no alarm at its rapidity/ ' This article might have told of thr growth that Is taking place in Central Canada , where thousands of Ameri cans have made their homes during the past few years. The past calendar year has given to Canada by Immigration an addition to its population of 210,000. Of this the United States contributed 33,781. The agents of the Canadian \ government , whose advertisement ap- [ > ears elsewhere , say that this number jvill be largely increased during 1907. Patriotism. While exploring the grounds about : he tomb of Washington a gentleman lappened to see a lady of mature years fvho , bathed in tears , was kneeling Before an edifice some distance from : he monument Thinking she was in iome sort of distress the gentleman > ffered assistance. "No , sir ; thank you very jnucii , " said he lady , "I am not in trouble , but my ) atriotic feelings overcome me when I jaze'npon the tomb of the Father of ils Country. " "Quite so , " the gentleman replied , enderly , "I thoroughly understand , > ut my dear madame , you have made L mistake. This is not the tomb of Vashington ; this is an Icehouse. " Of Interest to Women. Every woman naturally should be iealthy and strong , but a sreat many romen , unfortunately , are not , owing to he unnatural condition of the lives wa Jad. Headache , backache and a general ired condition are prevalent amongst the romen of to-day , and to relieve these con- ns > ? omcn rnsQ to the druggists for a * ottJe of some preparation supposed to be articularly for them , and containing obody knows what. If they would just pt a box of Brandreth's Pills , and take icm regularly every night for a time , all Jeir trouble would disappear , as these "Is regulate the organs of the feminine- rstem. The same dose has the same Brandreth's " . , hm' lenS they are used. Pills hare been in us * for ver a century and are sold in every drug Qd medicine store , plain or sugar-coated. Sqnarlnsr the Account. A practical joker of New York CItj ells this story upon himself , and de- lares tbat the experience cured hint f his bad habit : On my arrival at San Francisco , ai joke I sent to a friend of mine al ome , well knorrn for his aversion t pending money , a telegram , wltk- The information evidently was grafr Ting to him , for about a week aftei aiding the telegram an expss pack. 5e was delivered at my rooin , On hich I paid | 4 for charges. Upon penmg the package I found a laxgi , freet Pavln& block , on which pasted a card , which " read. "Thlt telesram Explained. Miss Ascum What does "Hac jacef ean On these old tombstones ? Mr. McBluffWhyerthat's Qd they used times see ? ' liladelphia Press. Have Been Perversity Old Time Doctor In your Judgment iat ailed the patient ? , Assistant Lack of vitality n till there wa3 scarcely -i him , and still Be died.