Bad Symptoms. woman who has periodical headaches - aches , backache , sees Imagfnary dark fspots or specks floating or dancing before ilicr eyes , haa nawing distress or heavy lull feeling fcft Atomach , faint spells , drag- rfjIng-downAieling in lower abdominal or ipclvic region , easily startled or excited , rreguldfor painful periods , with or without - -out , jfclvlc catarrh , is suffering from -weakm&scs andaerangemenis thatshould : fcavo co ly av ntion. Not all of above likely to be present In any -case'at qiie/imc. NegloctoQ or badly treated and such -cases/of ten run Into maladies which de- imantne surgeon's knife If they do not No medicine cxtantLhas such a Idn rponrci .ot. . CIITPBn sue ? a as Dr. s I avnrlffi i Prescrrn- medicine has sucn _ . a strrv nnnrspmnt.vot j M. ti The very best ingredients "known to medical science for the cure of -woman's peculiar ailments enter Into Its -composition. No alcohol , harmful , or 'habit-forming drug is to bo found In the Iist of its ingredients printed on each ibottle-wrapper and attested under oath. In any condition of the female system , TDr. Pierce' s Favorite Prescription can do * only good never harm. Its whole effect -is to strengthen , invigorate and regulate -4he , whole female system and especially -the pelvic organs. When these arc do- pranged in function or affected by disease , -"the stomach and other organ of digestion become sympathetically deranged , the onerves are weakened , and a long list of bad , unpleasant symptoms follow. Too -much must not bo expected of this "Faj vorito Prescription. " It will not perform .miracles ; will not cure tumors no med icine will. It will often prevent them , If -taken in time , and thus the operating -table and the surgeon's knife may be avoided. Women suffering from diseases of longstanding -standing , arc invited to consult Doctor Pierce by letter , free. All correspondence Is held as strictly private and sacredly -confidential. Address Dr. E. V. Pierce , -Buffalo , N. Y. Dr. Picrce's Medical Adviser (1000 pages ) , is sent free on receipt of 21 one-cent stamps for paper-covered , or 31 stamps - for cloth-bound copy. Address as above. Sartorinl Sallies. "Why is it ? " asked the thin man , -'that they are always spoken of as " 'vested interests ? ' Why not 'coated in- iterests ? ' " "They are , " replied the fat man. "but * 3tTs usually a coat of whitewash. Of course that garment excites unpleasant public discussion , so it's always cov- sred with a cloak of respectability. " "How about trousers ? " grinned the - hin man. "Xo difficulty there , " said the fat srman quickly. "Vested interests never Klose control of the national pantry. " -Judge. Tills xtt Home. The following simple home-made mixture is said to readily relieve and overcome any form or Rheumatism by forcing the Kidneys to filter from the &Iood and system all the uric acid and XJ-poisouous waste matter , relieving at once such symptoms as backache , weak .kidneys and bladder and blood dis eases. Try it , as it doesn't cost much to iinake , and is said to be absolutely ibarniless to the stomach. Get the following harmless ingredients - -ents from any good pharmacy : Fluid Extract Dandelion , one-half ounce ; ( Compound Kargon , one ounce ; Com pound Syrup Sarsaparilla , three ounces. Mix by shaking well in ii bottle , and vfcike a teaspoonful after each meal and .ngnln at bedtime. This simple mixture is said to give prompt relief , and there are very few Censes of Rheumatism and Kidney trou- ibles it will fail to cure permanently. These are all harmless , every-day drugs , and your druggist Bhould keep ftthem in the prescription department" ; if mot , have him order for you , rather - han fail * to use this , if you are af- iS3icted. _ Parental Solicitude. "Maria , who is that young chap that's coming to see Bessie ? " "His name is Hankinson. He seems to &c all right. " "Do you consider him a safe young irnan ? " "Bessie does. She says he's in good cir- .eumstances and has been operated on for iflppendicitis. " I Among the allegations of cruelty made by an English husband , who wants a tscparation , is that his wife makes him -wear gloves at breakfast. STILL MORE PROOF That Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Hava Cured Even the Most Stubborn Cases of Rheumatism. "When I was a boy of sixteen , " says ; Mr. Otto H. Rose , a retired grocer , of i226 Lexington Avenue , Indianapolis , "JInd. , "I met with a serious accident -which Injured the bone of my head the right eye. I recovered from accident to all appearances , but snot many years after I began to have : intense pains in the Injured hone , -which came on every year and would Jast from a few days to several weeks. "I consulted the doctors "who told -me that I was suffering from neural- ; gia. The sight of my right eye was affected , so that at times I could scarcely see out of it , while both eyes -watered constantly. During these attacks - -tacks I was often dizzy from the ter jible pains. The pains came on every -.morning and passed away In the after- -noon. I never suffered from the pain at night. " [ tried without success to get re lief until a friend told me to try Dr. Williams1 Pink Pills. When I had itaken a few boxes I felt the pain growing less intense and in a much -shorter time than I had hoped for I -was entirely cured. I have recom mended the pills to several persons , -who have used them with good results. "My wife uses Dr. Williams' Pink " 21113 for nervous headaches and finds - > lhem the best medicine she has ever Tised as they give relief where all oth ers fail. " Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sola Tby all druggists or sent , postpaid on receipt of price , 50 cents per box , six fcoxes $2.50 , by the Dr. Williams Medi- -dne Company , Schenectady , N. Y. ' j An instructive booklet , entitled -"Nervous Disorders , " will he sent free on. request to anyone Interested. J ' ? Nebraska I Legislature j i i < * * > l < iMmi'4rX'If * + + + + + + + l"lf , Amendments to Education Bill. Senator Thomas , of Douglas county , has thrfie bills In the senate all amend ing : the compulsory school laws and two of which are word for word iden tical , while the third Is like the other two except for an added provision. Each of the bills provides for compul sory education for children up to 15 years of age Instead of 15 and each provides the child shall attend school for the full school year Instead of two- thirds of the school year as at present. * * * Agreement on Passenger Bill. The sub-committees appointed to draft a passenger rate bill has agreed to the substance of the measure and it will be ready to report to the joint committee Tuesday night. The com mittee has decided to fix the maximum rate at 2 cents a mile and to give the railway commission authority in the general law to reduce this rate. In fact , the statute will read like the present statute except the rate will be 2 cents Instead of 3 cents a mile. That the bill reported by this subcommittee tee , which is composed of " Senators j Wiltse and Hanna and Representatives j Keifer and Marsh , will be approved by the joint committee there Is not the least doubt. * * * Committee Visits Kearney. The committee from the legislature appointed to look over the needs of the state institutions arrived in Kearney at a late hour Friday night. Satur day morning the committee visited the state industrial school and the state normal. The party consisted of com mittees from the house and senate and numbered about fifteen. Members of the committee expressed themselves as well pleased at the condition of the Industrial school and the way it is managed. One member who is in a po sition to know whereof he speaks , said there would be no question but what the committee would recommend the j building of another cottage , as asked by Superintendent Hayward. * * * Anti-Pass Bill Not Yet Ready. The sub-committee appointed to get up the anti-pass bill is not yet through with its work but will be shortly. The only difference of opinion among tlvj members is regarding the exemptions. Some of the committeemen even want to go so far as to cut out railway em ployes , but others do not. * * * For Two-Cent Fare. The sub-committee of the joint rail road committee of the house and sen ate appointed to draft a 2-cent passen ger rate bill has completed its work and reported to the full committee , which approved the bill. This com mittee Is composed of Senators Wiltse of Cedar , Hanna of Brown and Repre sentatives Keifer of Nuckolls , and Marsh of Seward. The bill is the same j as the present law except that the maximum rate is 2 cents instead of 3 - . ents. * * * Difference of Opinion. Among the members of the sub committee on the anti-pass bill there Is a considerable difference of opin ion. Unless the full committee makes It apply only to state , county , city an 1 district officers and delegates to polit ical conventions and newspapers , then some members of the committee want to draft a bill which prohibits th3 giving of free transportation to any one , including employes of railroads. * * * Would Change Commission Bill. While there is little doubt all of the measures prepared by joint com mittees will be passed as they com ? from the committees , there Is some sentiment for changing one section in the commission bill. This is the sec tion which provides the state railway commission shall inspect railroad bridges. It has been suggested , shoul.l this section be left in the bill , in ca-se of accidents at bridges the state would be responsible , providing- the com mission failed to report the bridge In bad condition. * * * Passes Bill to Reimburse School Fund. The senate Monday afternoon passed four bills , among them one by Epper son of Clay , providing for a state levy to make up the deficiency in the school trust funds caused by the embezzla- ment of ex-State Treasurer Bartley. At the opening of the' session the sec retary's desk was flooded with letters and petitions directed against S. F. No. 72 , providing that patent medi cines shall not be sold except by a reg istered pharmacist. * " * - Routine Proceedings of House. H. R. 153 , by Knowles of Dodge , providing for the organization of drainage districts , which the commit- te recommended for passage , went to the general file Monday because Cone of Saunders objected to shooting it ahead and the motion to sustain the committee report did not receive 51 votes. t Thiessen's anti-ship subsidy resolu tion was adopted , with nearly all of the fusionists voiing for it. In the committee of the whole , with McMul- len of Gage in the chair , the following recommendations were made : Providing villages may own tele phone lines ; for passage. Providing counties may own tele phone lines ; for passage. Providing for the appointment of guardians ; for passage. A new divorce law was indefinite'v postponed , as was H. R. 129 , providing for the election of precinct assessors. * * * Primary Bill Drafted. The subcommittees drafted the out lines of the statewide primary bi'l to Tuesday evening. Although many members oppose it , the measure will receive both fusion and Republica-i support. t ! * * P Change System of Property Descent. Pe PP In the senate Tuesday the members e voted to change the entire system of CiI property descent. The widow or sur I\ viving husband , under the new bill , is ? iven one-third of all property. v * * Must Itemize Accounts. " The senate Tuesday voted to compel Insurance companies to itemize all such accounts as are reported to the state Insurance department under the 'term "sundries. " It was claimed thst many 'blind expenditures" are Includ ed under this head. * * * Making a Determined Fight. The railroads are making a deter mined fight against terminal taxation. The Omaha Real Estate exchange and a number of business men are in the city working for the tax bill. The Omahans assert that it merely means taxation for city purposes , while the railroad men claim that $25,000,000 will be deducted from the grand as sessment roll of the state. * * * An Ardent Supporter. One of the most ardent advocate * of the state wide primary bill was Senator Aldrich , who declared that it was the best way to shelve men of un savory records and to put in their places "men of absolute individualism , independence of thought and action , who are of undoubted integrity of character , who know what the people want and will stand for it. " * * House Passes Bills. The house passed the following bilk Wednesday : By Thiessen of Jefferson Mutual insurance companies limited by the number of risks or members. By Scudder Anti-hobo bill. By Hamer of Buffalo Appropriat ing money in the Kearney normal li brary fund for the purchose of books for the library. By Wilson of Custer Providing for the disorganization of school districts. By Knowles of Dodge Providing for the appointment of guardians. By E. W. Brown of Lancaster In determinate sentence law. By Hamer of Buffalo Permitting cities or colonies to issue bonds lor the purchase of telephone lines. By Clarke of Douglas The bull sales law. * * * Routine Proceedings of Sesiate. The passage of Senator Thomas' bulk sales law through the committee of the whole and an attempt to amend S. F. 73 , King's bill relating to the de scent of real property , took up almost the entire morning session of the sen ate Wednesday , and when a recess was taken at 12 o'clock the formal order of business had not been completed. Petitions from the Rushville Equal Suffrage club and the Broken Bow Equality club favoring the passage of a joint resolution asking congress to submit an equal suffrage amendment to the national constitution , were read and another one from the Ord Wom- an's club asking for the passage of a pure food bill. The standing committee on miscel laneous affairs reported favorably on Sibley's bill making forty-two pounds of speltz a legal bushel. Gould , of Greeley , sought by amend ment to rescind the former action of the senate in adopting an amendment of the standing committee to the dece dent bill making the surviving hus band's or wife's share of the estate ex empt from the debts of the deceased. After a discussion the amendment was voted down and the bill ordered en grossed for third reading , as it orig inally passed the committee of the whole. The committee of the whole then took up Senator Thomas' bulk sales bill. Burns , of Lancaster , sought to have the consideration of the bill post poned until the house bill reached the senate , but the attempt met with so much opposition he withdrew the mo tion. Thomas , of Douglas , opened the dis cussion on the bill with an extended speech In its favor. He said he had in his possession letters from 16,000 per sons from over the state , Including re- tall dealers , asking that the bill be passed. Ashton , of Hall , also favored It and King , of Polk , opposed it , de claring it set the retail dealers out in a class by themselves and would make It hard for them to sell their stocks at a reasonable figure. Burns also took the opposition and held a run ning debate with Gibson , of Douglas , who favored it. King's motion to In definitely postpone was voted down by a large majority and the motion of Wiltse , of Cedar , that it be recom mended for passage was carried , Burns and King voting against it. S. F. 28 by Root , of Cass , giving the governor power to discharge the su perintendent of the insalte asylum at will , has been passed by both houses. It was reported back from the house to the senate Wednesday with a slight amendment , which was agreed to at once by the senate. At the opening of the afternoon ses sion Wednesday the senate went into committee of the whole , with Wiltse , of Cedar , in the chair , and acted fa vorably on the following bills : By Thomas of Douglas Providing a penalty for offering to sell votes. By Epperson of Clay Allowing mu tual accident insurance companies to issue annuity policies. By Wilson of Pawnee Extending the license of insurance broker to cov er all forms of insurance. By Gibson Providing for a fee of $ G for election officials in Omaha and Douglas county , city and school dis tricts where all three participate in * the election. By Ash ton of Hall A curative act amending the inheritance tax law. By Hanna Providing for the issu ance of a duplicate certificate of tax sale where the original has been lost. By Patrick Providing for the in dorsement of names of witnesses on information during the progress of a trial. trial.Py Py King of Polk Providing common E mon carriers shall keep a public list of Eo o all persons to whom it delivers pack ages containing liquors. o E * * * A public meeting will be held next Wednesday night , when all the rail roads interested will be granted time discuss measures before the legisla n ture. 1 ! * * * R The house Thursday concurred in Rhi the action of the senate by indefinitely ' postponing the bill to abolish capital . A bill pi punishment. requiring the gov ernor's : sanction before an execution can take place ( patterned after the Kansas law ) is still pending. di diw DubiouK. c "That boy of mine , " said Mr. Bingo , bi "exhibits a decided fondness for the & violin. Don't you think I ought to en tl courngu him in it ? " In "Why , yes , " hesitatingly respond hia next door neighbor , "if if you think it will keep him out o worse mischief. " THE VALENTINE , Biz and strong and hale and hearty , Rouffh-and-Ready , "nervy , " too , tflco amall urchins at a ' 'party , " Don't know what to say or do ; AH these children of the prairie "Shoot to pieces , " "out o1 line , " Guessing : "Was it Maud or Mary ; ? Who eent that there Valentine ? " "Look out , Bill , mind how you tech It ! " "Hold on , Hank4and "Lemme see ! " "Don't you spile It , or you'll ketch It That there thing belongs to me , " Just a little golden arrow. Stack Into a "b'leeding heart , " Yet It strikes the cowboy's marrow Wonderful , this little dart ! "Love ! Ha ! Ha ! Wuz that you said it , Bill ? " The big man flared up mad ; "No , It wuzn't I Jlst' read It- Must * a lost what sense you had ! " But the little word was uttered , And in all eyes came a shine , And , down deep , each heart was fluttered By that little valentine. Walter Juan Davis. Valentines They Didn'-t Send Mrs. Hannah Brown encouraged her boys to enjoy genuine good times , boy fashion. Nobody can claim for the Brown , boys "goody goodiness , " but they do like to stay at home in the evening. The trio are likely to "raise a racket" at any time , trying to a nervous woman. They occupy their own quarters , a room adjoin ing the family living room. They are re quired to keep their "den" in order. Will Brown says it's easy to "keep the lamp filled , the globe bright , sweep the litter into the fireplace , tidy flie closet ihelves , wipe up the oilcloth. Mother has > nly to oversee things a bit. " The big closet holds a motley assort- nent of boy treasures ; balls of string , specimens of wood , minerals , queer odds ind ends picked up here and there , a rtore of nuts , bags of cake or crackers , iterature dear to a boy's heart , tools iharp edged and blunt , a bracket saw and Kultry journals. Will has a newspaper route. It was lix months before he learned to collect lues , deliver promptly , keep accounts ttraight and earn a profit. Tom keeps chickens ; does well too. and itudies his poultry literature diligently. Walter as yet saws wood and cares for he horse belonging to two nice old la- lies who pay well. A high school boy nust have books and extras. The Brown toys must earn their extras by real work. Will says : "A few evenings before St. 'al en tine in * 92 we had company , Ed and Wck Vann. Mother brought in a plate if : gingerbread. She noticed a package tf ! Talentines , comics , lying on the table. Sd was directing an envelope. "Valentines ? " she asked. "Yes , " replied Will , "there's forty , all cmics , the ugliest we could find. We Bean to send 'em right and left. This Ittle hunchback is Sammy Dodd. He ages -when the boys sing out. Humpity iump ! ' Here's an old drunkard reeling Jong , a perfect copy of Sammy's papa , 'ob Dodd. Sammy hops down to Dodd's ilace the stonniest night out to lead his appy home. " * Tom asked mother ir she was ill. She iidn't smile. She said : "No , I am only rendering. I did not know comics were o cruel. How distressed the sensitive , rave , bright , friendless , sad , little hunch- ack will feel when these valentines enter he miserable home. St. Valentine really itended his messages to cheer , encourage nd delight those who receive them. To rhisper of love. I think' even poor , de- raded , - eak Job Dodd will be grieved to receive this likeness of a man who was once straight , handsome and manly. Sam my and Job love each other through it all. Sammy has no mother and when our la dies cared for him when so ill last year , Mrs. Evans heard him whisper : 'Pappy , if there was anybody to care for you , I shouldn't mind going to mother. I never , never shall have a straight back. Who will lead you home nights when you can't find the way ? ' Job promised to leave off the drink habit , but the poor , weak man has failed to keep the promise. " "I am glad Papa Brown does not drink. Here is a valentine that might 'do for him , The Grocer. ( An Old Fraud. ) " Tom looked as if he himself was one of the biggest frauds out. "I just guess we'll not send the grocer to Papa Brown. His measures and weights are honest , " cried Walter , mad as a hornet at the very idea. "I believe Papa tries to be just , " said mamma. "I have never noticed Mr. Ray- nor's or Gaynor's flour lacked the pounds paid for , but then " "Pshaw , Mamma Brown ! Don't you know these are only jokes ? " exclaimed Tom. "Indeed ! " said mamma. "I trust Sam my will understand that. " "Sarah has a valentine for Sammy , a large package of magazines. She has a card for poor old Job. He loved violets. His wife loved them , too. This card has a beautiful spray of violets and a pretty verse. Perhaps even the old drunkard may care to be remembered by St. Val entine's agents. Nelly Ray's valentine for Grandma Darcy isn't pretty-but grand ma lacks food , and she'll appreciate Nel ly's basket of potatoes. " Tom straightened up. He wouldn't take the pen. He tore into bits every one of the hateful comics. "Don't , don't do that ! Sell 'em ! That's a waste ! " cried Ed. "I don't want to sell 'em , or give the mean things to anybody. Aren't we nice boys ? My legs and arms are straight. My back isn't crooked. I've a good home , everything Sammy lacks. Truly , truly , I never once thought how a real humptj- hump must feel hopping along the street leading a drunken father home while tortured by our jeers and insults. It takes Mamma Brown to open a fellow's eyes to his own meanness. I'm going to spend my chicken money in sending the valentines Mamma Brown chooses , " said Tom in a way we knew meant honest In dian. "Honestr Indian ! we fellows didn't see the cruel , mean side when we were planning to send out so many funny val entines that just fit people , until mamma turned the searchlight on us. Mamma Brown is a queer , queer woman. She never scolds or says , 'Boys , you shall not do such wicked things. ' She only shows up a questionable act in such a WEPE GIANTS /NT/1QSE.DAYS ? - -Denver Post way a fellow wouldn't countenance it for the world and he'd blush that he ever har bored such notions in his head. " Pauline Perrine. How "Tad" Secured a Pardon. "A poor woman came to the White House one day to see the President about her husband , who was in trouble. The President was absent , but 'Tad' was at home. The woman called the boy to her and said : 'My husband is in prison. We have boys and girls at homo who are cold and hungry. Tour papa can unlock the door of the prison and let our children's papa come home and care for us. Won't you ask your father to let him come home ? ' " 'Tad' could not talk or think about anything else but that poor , distressed family , and of his pledge to try and bring relief. When the President returned , 'Tad' was at him at once about the case of distress. Mr. Lincoln had other things on his mind , and did not pay much atten tion to the chjld till he clung to his fath er's legs and begged him to sit down and let him tell the sad story. The father told him that the woman would be back the next day , and he would then know what he would do. That did not satisfy the son , who climbed on his father's lap , threw his arms about his neck and said : 'Papa-day ( meaning 'papa dear ; ' ) won't you promise me now to let the man out ? ' It was too much for the great man , who said : 'Tadilie , my pet , I will let him out because you ask me to. * " Success Mag azine. Lincoln In Il Home. In a modest Chicago cottage lives Mrs. Mary Gaughan , a washerwoman who is proud of the fact that she was a domes tic in the Lincoln household while the martyr President was yet a struggling lawyer at Springfield. She tells some in teresting things of Lincoln's home life. "Mr. Lincoln was very regular in his habits , " she says. "He was a great read er and would be generally found at hoin * nights with his books and papers He used to like music , too , and was very fond' of listening to his wife while sbc played the piano. The family was popirfar with all classes of people. "Mr. Lincoln was kind to everybody. Just the winter after his election to the presidency and before his inauguration he used to keep a cow. In the extreme cold weather he used to insist on miifcin ? the animal himself because he dM not think I ought to expose myself. His -ayfc , however , objected to him doing th mlk- ing. She was a good woman , too a smarter woman than he was a man. She would often help mo wash , iron or bake , so that I could get off and play with lit tle Tad. He used to love to play uh'nd man's buff , and Mr. Lincoln often s&ired in the game. We used to tie a handker chief around his eyes. Many a time while he was playing blind man he would tum ble over a chair in order to give Tadan opportunity to escape capture. "When Mr. Lincoln went to Washing ton he used to write back to Mrs. Dr. Todd , his wife's sister , for whom I was working , that since he had been at the capital he was not able to get his lanndry" work done as neatly as Mary used to- do it , and the cook at the White House was far different from Mary , and he did not enjoy the dinners as much as the famous meals that Mary used to prepare. " SAYS LINCOLN WAS GREAT. South Carolina Newspaper Doee Justice to the Emancipator. In a letter which we publish , says the Columbus ( S. C. ) State , a reader aska in good faith if we can point to anything that Lincoln said or did that was "great. " . Such a question is out of date. 16 seems to belong to the period when thel mists of passion obscured everything be-j yond the evanescent boundaries of the ? Confederacy. It is an anachronism. We could not here pretend to repeat history and answer it ; but we shall humbly submit a few suggestions as to how the question might be answered , or rather how the consensus of opinion , northy south , east and west , has already an swered it , with emphasis and for all time. It is not difficult , as our correspondent intimates , to "put the finger" on some thing great that was done or said by Abraham Lincoln. Let us answer specifi cally. cally.He He was one of the greatest debaters produced by the English-speaking race a race noted for its splendid forensic abil ity. This is put beyond all question by his marvelous debate with Senator Ste phen Douglas. He was n great orator , as was Bhown1 by this debate , by his famous Cooped Union speech in New York and , above } I all , by his matchless address at Gettya- burg.He He was a great statesman , as was proved by his uniformly patient and farsighted - sighted judgment of all matters of na tional and foreign policy. His coarse throughout the war was , from every point of view , the wisest and best possi ble. His death nrevented the full fruition. of his plans , but we can see now hovr lofty they were , how just to the Union , how just and temperate to the South. He was a great thinker. This Is estab lished by his profound policies , such , for instance , as the restoration of the South ern States ; by the searching power of Las speeches , notably those of the Donglaa debate ; by his Tetters , by his proclama tions and by the Gettysburg address. He. was a great man. Only a heart of gold could have passed , not only unfiarm- ed but glorified , through the fires of the early life of Abraham Lincoln. He came of a shiftless , worthless race. His yotrth was abject and mean , without opportu nity except such as he could create. Yet he molded a magnificent manhood out of thfs apparently worthless material. A'gafa , in the midst of men who despised ham , who tried always to thwart him , he : lised like a philosopher and a statesman , work ing out his own plans that were so. deep and high that his rsvilers could not un derstand thcTr. . To live as Lincoln Ifyed , to be what Lincoln was , hi such sur roundings , is possible only to very great souls. Common Variety. "Any big guns around here ? " asked the stranger who was taking up sub scriptions for a high-toned magazine. "No , neighbor , " replied the postmas ter of Bacon Ptidge , "but we have plen ty of old guns. " "Old guns ? " "Yesyou will find them behind the stove talking politics. They are out o date , rusty and always kicking. "