A. Most Valne&le The glycerine employed fa Dr. Picr ea medicines greatly enhances ffhe mcdtci JL properties which it extracts < roia natlvo medicinal roots and holds in Bolutioa much bettor than alcohol wcnM. It possesses medicinal properties of Its bc-lns a valuable demulcent , nutritive , Antiseptic and zrnlifenncnt. It adds greatly to'the efficacy of fee Black Cherry- barl ; , Uloodroot , Golden Seal root , Steno root and Qflc"eu'i3 , rootj contained. In " Golden Medjcal Discovery " in subduing chronic , or lingering cmighs , brooofelal , throat and lung affections , for all of whfch there agents are recommended by stand ard medical authorities. In all cases Nvhere Chore is a wasting away of flesh , loss , of appetite , witn weak stomatfh , as in the early stages of tan- suinrtipn | , there can be no doubt that giy- cerino/acts as a valuable nutritive and aids /no Gplden Seal root , Stone root , Quccfrs rofot gruel Blaok Cherrybnrk j-fi Sromoijnt ? oigestfon and bufftling tip tao esli annlslrength , controlling fiic coRgfh and brlhgyng about a healthy copffiiion of the \vf ! lc system. Of course , it mnsi not be cjs/ecteu ; / to v/ork miracles. It will not cureyonsumption except in its earlier stages. 3 It w.ll rKf > rcrv nnjo. hnrl iTTn chjonfo . In acntfc eouf ItTsnoTso cflecirvcr , ItTis in thelingerin hang * n cough's , or those of long standing , oven S9Rrf-.ii accomnaniod by bleeding from lungs , that it has pe/formcd its most marvelous cures. Prof. FinlcyEJlingwpod , M. D. , of Ben nett Mcd. College , Chfcago , says of gly cerine : "In dyspepsia itsorvcs an excellent purpose. Holdlnc a fixed quantity of the iMiczrlue dt hydrotren in solution. It , is one of the best manufactured products of the present Cimo } n its action UJMU enfeebled , disordered stTJtfl- aclis , especially 1C there Is uJceratfon pf ca- tairlial'srastritls ( catarrhal inuaininatlon of stomach ) , it Is a most efficient preparation. Glycerine will relievq many cscs of txyrbsls ( heartburn ) and excessive gastric ( stomach ) acidity. " "Gordon Medical Discovery" enriches and puriOes the blood curinsr blOtcbbs. pimples , eruptions , scrofulous j/welliiics and old sores , dr ulcers. o Send to Dr. R. V. Pierce , of Buffalo , N. Y. . for free booklet tellms all about the nativa medicinal roots composing this -wonderful medicine. There is no alcohol hi it. ® TOILET ANTISEPTIC cleanses and heals mucous membrane affections such as nasal and pelvic catarrh , sore throat , 'canker inflamed and is a sores , eyes , per fect dentifrice and mouth wash. Paxtine makes an economical medi- dnal wash of extraordinary cleansing dnd germicidal newer , warm direct . applications of which are southing , healing and remarkably curative. At druggists or by mail , SQC. Sample free. The R. Paxton Company , Boston , Mass. &JWsffi Beyond His Capacity. Her Do yon speak any language other than the mother longue ? * Axim No. And I never expect to ba able to talk like mof'aican. ' . \ I FEARFUL BURNING SORES. Boy Jn 3Iiscry 111 Years Eczema ( i Kougrli Scales , Itching : and In t flamed Cured by Cutlcnra. " 1 wish to inform you that yoni wonderful Cuticura has put a stop t < twelve years of misery I passed wltt my son. As an infant. I noticed on his body a red spot and treated sam < with different remedies fs ? about flv years , but when the spot began to gel larger I put him under the care ol doctors. Under their treatment th "disease spread to four different parti ? Df his body. The longer the doctors 'treated him the worse it became. Dur- 1 the day it would get rough and like scales. At Bight it would cracked , inflamed , and badly swol- i. with terrible burning and itching , fien I think of his suffering , It nearly is my heart. His screams could beard downstairs. The suffering la1 my sou made me full of misery. I 'had no ambition to work , to eat. nor ctould I sleep. One doctor told me that my son's eczema was incurable , Jind gave it up for a bad job. One evetiins I saw Jn article in the paper about the wonderful Cuticura and decided to give It a trial. I tell you that Cuticura .Ointment is worth its weight In gold , and when I had used the Qrst box of Ointment there was a great improve ment , and by the time I had uspfl the second set of Cuticura Soap , Cuticura Ointment , and Cuticura Resolvent , my child was cured. He is now 12 yean old. and bis skin is as fine and smooth as silk. Michael Stoinman , 7 Surauer Ave. , Brokiyn , N. Y. , Apr. 1C , , 'OS. " In Southwark. the smallest London borough , there worn more lunatics last year than in any other metropolitan bor ough. Spring Excursions .to Milwaukee. The Jobbers and Manufacturers' Asso ciation has arranged for three Mer chants' Excursions to Milwaukee during February and March. Any merchant in the Northwest is en titled to a rate of one and one-fifth fare for the round trip , not alone for himself mid wife , but for anyone actively inter ested in his business. . You can buy tickets to Milwaukee as follows : First Excursion. February 10th to 24th. and return home February 18th to March 6th. Second Excursion. March 2d to 10th , and return home March 4th to 20th. Third Excursion , March IQih to 24th , and return home March 18th to April 3d. Pur.cliape a ticket to Milwaukee only , ; it full fare and at the same time ask for a certificate ! , ( pot a receipt ) for faro jmxl. Tins certificate will entitle yeti to olio-fifth fare to return home if validated : it the Secretary's office , 45 University Bu'lding , at any time within the d.itea fixed. The University of Foura Bay. Sierra Leoae , is said to be the smallest in the .world. It has five professors , but less thnn twenty students. How to Tr i > Wild Animal * . 40-rja2e tra.p tippk ijlustrated , picture 46 wild aniinals ia natural colons , alSb hari - . _ _ _ _ . _ _ . ff 4 frt * I i c i Ji. fr t * * * * * % fr\ \ r\f7 . . . . . . . . jv/i 4uo ' * - * - - " - - * - fillip to , on buy of us- Address Fur Dept. , N. W. Hfdes& Fur Cor , Minneapolis , Minn. By ANTHONY HOPE "A trl * man will make more opportunitli than h find * . " Francis Bacon. CHAPTER XXII. The night came on , fair and still , clear and stnrlit ; but there was nc moon ano\ outside the immediate neighborhood of the main streets , the darkness vas enough to favor our hope of escaping rotice with out being so intense as to embirrass our footsteps. Everything , in fact , seemed to be on lur side , and 1 was full of buoy ant confidences as I put my revolver in my pockee and , on the stroke of midnight , stole from my lodgings. I looked up to ward the bank and dimly descried threa or four motionless figures , whom I took to be sentries guarding the treasure. The street itself -as almost deserted , but from where I atood I could see uhe Piazza cro dsd with a throng of people , whose shouts and songs told me that the Cole nel's hospitality was being fully appre ciated. There was dancing going on to the strains of the military baud , and ev ery sign showed that our good citizens in tended , in familiar phrase , to make a night of it. I walked swiftly and silently down to the jetty. Yes , the boat was all right ! 1 looked to her fires , and left-her moored by launched into the one rope ready to be calm black sea in an instant. Then I strolled along , by the barber side. Here I met a couple of sentries. Innocently I entered into conversation with them , condoling on their hard fate in being kept on duty while pleasure was at the helm in the Piazza. Gently deprecating such excess of caution , I pointed out to them the stationary lights of The Songstress , four or five miles out to sea , and with a respectful smile at the Colonel's uneasi ness , left the seed I had sown to grow in prepared soil. I dared do no more , and had to trust for the rest to their natural inclination to the neglect of duty. When I got back to the bottom of Lib erty street , I ensconced myself in the shelter of a little group of trees which stood at one side of the roadway. Just across the road , which ran at right an gles to the street , the wood began , and a quarter of an hour's walk through its shades would bring us to the jetty where the boat lay. My trees made a perfect screen , and here I stood awaiting events. For some time nothing was audible but an ever-increasing tumult of joviality from the Piazza. But after about twenty minutes I awoke to the fact that a con stant dribble of men , singly or in pairs had begun to flow past me from the Pi azza , down Liberty street , across the road behind me , and into the wood. Some were in uniform , others dressed in common clothes ; one'or two I recognized as mem bers of Johnny Carr's missing band. The strong contrast between the prevailing revelry and the stealthy , cautious air of these passers-by would alone have sug gested that they were bent on business : putting two and two together , I had not the least doubt that they were the Presi dent's adherents making their way down to the water's edge to receive their chief. So he was coming ; the letter had done its work ! Some fifty or more must have come and gone before the stream ceased , and I reflected , with great satisfaction , that the Colonel was likely to have his hands very full in the next hour or two. Half an hour or so passed uneventful ly ; the bonfire still blazed ; the songs and dancing were still in full swing. It was close upon the fateful hour of two. when , looking from my hiding place , I saw a slight figure in black coming quickly and fearfully along the road. I recognized the Signorina at once , as I should recognize her any day among a thousand , and as she paused nearly oppo site where I was , I gently called her name and showed myself for a moment. She ran to me at onca "Is it all right ? " uie asked , breath lessly. "We shall see in a moment , " said I. "The attack is coming off ; it will begin directly. " But the attack was not the next thing we saw. We had both retreated again to the friendly shadow when we could see without being seen. Harflb- had we set tled ourselves than the biguorina whis pered to me , pointing across the road to the wood : " ' Jack ? " "What's that. I followed the line of her finger and made out a row of figures standing mo tionless and still on the very edge of the wood. It was too dark to distinguish in dividuals ; but even as we looked the si lent air wafted to our eager ears a low- voiced command : "Mind , not a sound till I give the word. " "The President ! " exclaimed the Sig norina , in a loud whisper. "Hush , or he'll hear , " said I , "and we're done. " Clearly nothing would happen from that quarter till it was called forth by events in the opposite direction. The Signorina was strongly agitated ; she clung to me closely , and I saw with alarm that the very proximity of the man she stood in such awe of was too much for her com posure. When I had soothed , and I fear half-frightened , her into stillness , I again turned my eyes toward the Piazza. The fire had at last flickered out and the revels seemed on the wane. Suddenly a body of men appeared in close order , marching down the street toward the bank. We stood perhaps a hundred yards from that building , which was , in its turn , about two hundred from the Piazza. Steadily they came along ; no sound reached us from the wood. This ia getting interesting , " I said. * There'll be trouble soon. " As near as I could see , the Colonel's band , for such itwas no doubt , did not number more than five-and-twenty at the outside. Now they were at the bank. I could hardly see what happened , but there seemed to be a moment's pause ; probably someone had knocked and they were wait ing. A second later a loud shout rang ( trough the street and I saw a group of figures crowfilng round the door and push ing a way into my poor bank. Then I hoard a short , sharp order from behind , "Now ! Charge ! " As the word was given another body of B.-tv tir 'mora rushed by us f\ll : tilt * at their head we saw the President , eirorc in hand , running like a young man and beckoning his men on. Up the street thej swept. Involuntarily we waited a moment to watch them. Just as they came neai the bank they sent up a shout : "The President ! the President ! Deatl to traitors ! " Then there was a volley , and they clos ed round the building. "Now for our turn , Christina , " said I , She grasped my arm tightly , and we sped across the road and into the wood It seemed darker than when I came through before , or perhaps my eyes were dazzled by the glare of the street lamps. But still we got along pretty well , I help ing my companion with all my power. "Can we do it ? " she gasped. "A clear quarter of an hour will do it , and they ought to take that to finish ofi the Colonel. " For I had little doubt oi the issue to that melee. On we sped , and already we could see the twinkie of the waves threugh the thin ning trees. Five hundred yards more , and there lay life and liberty and love ! - Well , of course , I might have known. Everything had gone so smoothly up to now , that any student of the laws of chance could have foretold that fortune was only delaying the inevitable slap in the face. A plan that seemed wild and risky had proved in the result as effectual as the wisest scheme. By a natural prin ciple of compensation , the simplest obsta cle was to bring us to grief. "There's many a slip , " says the proverb. Very l.kely ! One was enough for our busi ness. For just as we neared the edge of the wood , just as our eyes were gladdened by the full sight of the sea across the in tervening patch of bare land , the Sig norina gave a cry of pain and , in spite of my arm , fell heavily to the ground. In a moment I was on my knees by her side. An old root growing out of the ground ! That was all ! And there lay my dear girl white and still. "What is it. sweet ? " I whispered. "My ankle ! " she murmured : "oh. Jack , ic hurts so I" and with that she fainted. Half an hour thirty mortal minutes I knelt by her side ministering to her. I bound up the poor foot and I fanned her face with my handkerchief. In a few minutes she came to , bu tonly , poor child , to sob with her bitter pain. Move she could not , and would not. Again and again she entreated me to go and leave her. At last I persuaded her to try and bear the agony of being carried in my r.rms the rest of the way. I raised her as gently as I could , wrung to the heart by her gallantly stifled groan , and slowly and painfully 1 made my way , thus bur dened , to the edge of the wood. There were nc entries in sight , and with a new spasm of hoixi I crossed the open land and neured a little wicket gate that led to the jetty. A sharp turn just before we reached it , and. as I rounded this with the Signorina lying yet in my arms , I saw a horse and a man standing by the gate. The horse was flecked with foam and had been ridden furiously. The man was calm and cool. Of course he was ! It was the President ! CHAPTER XXIII. My hands were full with my burden , and before I could do anything 1 saw the muzzle of his revolver pointed full at me ? Oh , no ! At the Signorina ! "If you move a step I shoot her through the heart , Martin , " he said , in the quiet- jst voice imaginable. The Signorina looked up as she heard liis voice. "Put me down , Jack ! It's no use , " she said ; "I knew how it would be. " I did not put her down , but I stood ; here helpless , rooted to the ground. "What's the matter with her ? " he said. "Fell and sprained her ankle , " I re plied. "Come , Martin , " said he , "it's no go , ind you know it. A near thing ; but cou've just lost. " "Let me put her down , and we'll have a : air fight. " He shook his head. "All very well for young men , " he eaid. 'At my age if a man holds trumps he ceeps them. " "How long have you been here ? " "About two minutes. When I didn't > ee you at the bank I thought something , vas up , so I galloped on to her house. S'o one there ! Sol came on here. A jood shot , eh ? " In the bitterness of my heart I could mrdly speak. But I was not going to ) lay either the cur or the fool , so I said : "Your trick , sir , and therefore your cad. I must do what you tell me. Take he revolver if you like , " and I nodded my icad to the pocket where it lay. "No , " he said , "I trust you. " "I bar a rescue , " said I. "There will be no rescue , " said he ; rimly. "The Colonel won't come. tVhose house is that ? " It was my boatman's. "Bring her there. Poor child , she suf- ers ! " We knocked up the boatman , who thus lid not get his night's rest after all. His . .stonishment may be imagined. "Have you a bed ? " said the President. "Yes , ' ; he stammered , recognizing his nterlocutor. "Then carry her up , Martin ; and you , end your wife to her. " I took h r up. and laid her gently on he bed. The President followed me. 'hen we went downstairs again into the ittle parlor. "Let us have a talk , " he said. The President sat down. I was sur- irised at his leisurely , abstracted air. ipparently he had nothing in the world o do but sit and keep me company. "If your excellency , " said I , instinc- ively giving him his old title , "has busi- ess elsewhere you can leave me safely , shall not break my word. " "I know that I know that , " be 2 - wered. "But I'd rather stay here ; I rant to have a talk. You see there's no anger now. There's no one left to lead iiODi against me. " "Then the Colonel KJ ? " Yes , " he said gravely , "he is dead. I but Him. " tttackr "Not exactly ; the fightiag ws or r. A very short affair , Martin. They never had a dianc * ; a&d as ooa aa two or tnree fcad fallen and the rest saw me , they tkrew up the sponge. " "And the Colonel T "He fought TreJL lie killed two ot mj fellows ; then a lot of them flung them selves on him and disarmed bun. " "And you killed him in cold blood ? " The President smiled slightly. "But for yonr scheme I aaould havt come back without a blow , " he continued : "but then I sh&nld have shot McGregor just the same. " "Because he led the revolt ? " "Because , " said tb President , "he baa been a traitor front tha beginning even to the end because he tried to rob me of all I bald dear in the world. If yon like. " he added , with a shrng. "because be stood between me and my will. 89 I went up to him and told him his hour was come , and I shot him through the head. Ik- died like a man , Martin ; I will say that. " ( To be oontinned. ) NEW GAME ON TRAINS. About 3Ian with Carrln and Far Snre-ThinHT Bet. A forlorn Ind "idualwith a "tele scope" grip in one hand and an empty pocket boolc in the other , enlightened the detectives at the union station the other day concerning the latest wrinkle in confidence games , according to the Kansas City Star. The mehmcholy one had just been relieved of $50 by a couple of chauce acquaintances on a train. "This Is how it happened , " said the traveler : "I was coming from Okla homa , and after leaving Fort Scott sat in the smoker with a man who got on at that station. We chatted a bit and were watching a game of cribbage among some traveling men across the aisle when a man came through the car \viti a pack of playing cards in his hand. He stopped by the cribbage play ers and asked them to buy the cards. They refused , so ho turned to our seat : " 'Gentlemen , ' he said , 'I'd like to sell these cards. They are of unusual ly good quality , and I'll sell them for the price of au ordinary deck. ' " 'Let's see , ' said my seat mate , tak ing the pack. 'I don't see anything re markable about these. They look like ordinary 25-cent cards to me. ' " 'All right , ' replied the owner of the cards in an offended tone ; 'if you can't distinguish the difference in the quality of cards , there's no use in my wasting time talking to you. ' "lie reached for the pack , and as it was handed bade to him one of the cards fell to the floor , apparently un noticed by the owner. My seat mate , however , saw the card fall and said banteringly : " 'Those cards may be extra fine , but I'll bet there is not a full pack there. ' "The owner of the cards glared In dignantly at my seat mate. " 'You say you will ? ' he exclaimed. 'Now what will you bet on that ? ' "My companion had already covered the card on the floor with his foot. " 'Oh , I'll cull anything you've got,1 he laughed. "Without more ado the card sales man lugged out a bundle of bills and announced that he didn't like to take candy from infants , but that he would bet a hundred , even money , that the pasteboards in his hand composed a full deck of fifty-two cards , not count ing the joker. This , of course , looked like Christinas expenses to us , who knew that one card of the pack lay on the floor. " 'I'll let you in on half of the bef said my seat mate generously , and , of course , I jumped at the chance. "The money was posted , the cards were counted and the deck found to be complete. My seat mate and the card salesman left the train at the i next station. Of course , I see it all' ' now that is , all but one thing : "Why did it not occur to me that there was something odd in a man having $100 who had a moment before been trying to peddle a two-bit pack of cards ? " An Uplift. "Yer honor , " protested the seedy prisoner , "dis is jist a case o' perlice persecution. Dey'se tryin' ter keep me down , yer honor. You ain't goin' ter let 'em keep me down , are yer ? " "Certainly not , " replied the Magis trate. "I'm going to send you up for ninety days. " Philadelphia Ledger. The Usual War. "Which henis it that cackles so much louder and longer than all the rest ? " asked the farmer's wife. "It's that big speckled one orer there , " isaid the hired man. "The on that lays those measly little eggs about the si'/e of a bantam's. " Detroit Free Presb. TVi.se Chaperon. Eva Yes , at first my chaperon In sisted upon a light in the parlor. Why , Jack actually kissed her in mistake for me. me.Edna Gracious ! And what did sh say ? Eva Nothing , only now she insists upon the parlor being dark every night The Shrewd Borrower. "Trimble came into my office to-day and asked me for $5. " "Of course you refused him. " "No. I let him have it immediately. He was smoking one of those rope stogies and I wanted to get him ouj and * get the window open. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. With Apologies to "New York is to hare a new f rty- story skyscraper. " "I thought it was to be thirty-nte .w "They conduced to add a fortieth. " "Why ? " "That's another story. " Dealer. [ THE 1500 Vicente Yanez Pinzon discovered Brazil. 1530 Confession of Augsburg published 1552 Protector Somerset beheaded. IG6S The Triple Alliance formed. 17SS City of Sydney , New South Wales , founded. 1S02 Albert Gallatin of Pennsylvania became Secretary of the Treasury. 1814 French victorious at battle of St Dizicr. 1S27 Duke of Wellington made com- mander-in-chief of British army. 1S33 Argos united to Greece under King Otho. 1842 Albert Edward , Princa of Wales ( Edward VII. ) christened at Wind sor. 1S4G Sikhs defeated the British in san guinary battle at Aliwal. 1S49 Mooltan taken after a siege of twenty days. 1S51 Walter Colton , who made first public announcement of discovery of gold in California , died. 1S53 Napoleon III. married Eugenie de Montijo , Countess of Tcba. 1S55 Alliance of Sardinia with the western powers. 1S5G The Victoria Cross instituted. 1857 First outbreak of the Sepoy rebel lion at Barrackpoor. 1SG7 President Johnson -vetoed the bill to admit Nebraska. 1SGS Spain ordered 50,000 American breech-loading rifles. 1871 Paris capitulated to the Germans. 1S73 Northfleet lost in collision with the Mnrillo : 300 persons perished. 1S74 Duke of Edinburgh married to the Grand Duchess Marie Alexandro- vana at St. Petersburg. 1S7G Northampton bank robbery oc curred. 1SS2 Charles Guiteau , after trial of 72 days , sentenced to death for murder ing President Garfield. 1SS5 Fall of Khartoum and death of Gen. Gordon. 1SSG Full of the Salisbury ministry in England. 1888 New South Wales celebrated its centenary as a colony. 1889 Municipal banquet given in Lon don in honor of United States Min ister Phelps General strike of street railway men in New York 'City Republican tariff bill passed by the Senate John M. Clayton , prominent politician , assassinated in Arkansas. 1890 Nellie Ely completed circuit of the globe in 72 days , 6 hours and 11 minutes. 1891 Prince Baldwin , the Belgian heir presumptive , died suddenly. 1893 Phillips Brooks , famous preacher , died. . . .Eighty killed and many in jured by mine explosion at Dux , Bo hemia. 1894 Reconciliation of Emperor Wil liam of Germany and Prince Bis marck. 1895 President Cleveland asked of Congress authority to issue gold bonds. 1896 France announced annexation of Madagascar. 1898 National Monetary convention met at Indianapolis. 1899 Adelina Patti married Baron Ced- erstrom. 1900 Brigham IT. Roberts of Utah ex cluded from the House of Represent atives. 1901 Edward VII. proclaimed King of Great Britain and Ireland and Em peror of India Fire in Montreal destroyed property rained at $2- 500,000. 1902 Andrew Carnegie gave $10,000,000 to the trustees of Carnegie institu tion. 1903 United States and Great Britain signed treaty providing for commis sion to settle Alaskan boundary dis pute Col. Arthur Lynch convicted of high treason in England. 1904 Ten thousand made homeless by fire in Aalesund , Norway Two hundred killed in coal mine explo sion at Cheswick , Pa Thibet de manded the withdrawal of the Eng lish expedition. L905 Successful flight of airship "Cali fornia Arrow" at Los Angeles Charles L. Tucker found guilty of Mabel Page murder at Cambridge , Mass. LGOG Steamer Valencia wrecked off Van couver island ; 129 lives lost. Nijcht IlanJc Innovation. The Day and Night bank at New York , .ho first institution of its kind in the vorld , has now inaugurated a system of LUtoaiobiie collections for tie benefit of .hwrtcrs . nnd other enterprises who han- L'.e 1-iruiJ sums of money at night , there- .y obviating the necessity of sending in- 'ivdial messengers to the bank at late Tnc Her. W. P. McClaufin of Minne- .pol.s has been elected general superin- .drnt of the Universalist church , the position in the denomination. For winter irritations of the skin , eczemas , rashes , frost bites , chappings , chafmgs , itchings , redness and rough ness , especially of face and- hands , for lameness and soreness incidental to winter sports , for sanative , antisep tic cleansingjor baby rashes,1 itchings , and chafmgs , and for all the purposes of the nurseryCuti- toiletbathand , assisted Cuti- cura Soap , by cura Ointment , is priceless. Guaranteed absolutely pure , and may be used from the hour of birth. Ch . . , , . . . . . . . Ua . 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Remember thnt Allcock's arc the original and only genuine porous plasters the best exter nal remedy Known and when purchasing plasters the only safe way is to always1 insist upon having Allcock's. Couldn't Fool We remember n dog .Tim Mocn used to have. Jim said tirat < lo was sure an all-around sportsman's friend. When Jim took do-\ra his shotgun that dog wo-ald flush nothing tout birds and rabbits , and when Jlru got down his rifle it vrould pay no attention to any wild tfcvng under tbo size of deer or bear. Jim would try to fool hrm sometimes by taking dorm his fishing rod. but that dog was wise , and he'd run right out in the back yard and dig worms for bait- Fort Collier Courier. He Kn TV. Teacher Now , what little boy in this Sunday school can tell me what a pyra mid is ? Tommy Tuff Why , dat's de shape dq pool balls is set up in for de break. The Catholic Standard and Times. NERVOUS HEADACHES DP. Williams' Pink Pills Will Cure Most Cases and Should Interest Every Sufferer. Nobody -who has not endured the suffering caused by nervous head ache can realize the av/ful agony of its victims. Worst of all , the ordinary - ary treatment cannot be relied upon. to cure nor oven to give relief. Some doctors -will say that if a person Is subject to those headaches there is nothing that can be done to prevent their recurrence. Nervous ieadaches , as well as neu ralgia , are caused by lack of nutrition the nerves are starved. The only way to feed the nerves IB through the blood and it is in this way that Dr Williams' Pink Pills have accom plished so many remarkable cures. Mrs. A < Wie Merrill , of 39 Union Street , Auburn , Me. , says : "For years I suffered from nervous head aches , whlcli would come on me everv five or sir weeks and continue for several Jays. The pain was so severe that I would bo obliged to go to bed- for three or four days csch time. Ifc was particularly Intense over my right eye. I tried medicines but got no re lief. I had no appetite and when , the headache passed away I felt as if I had fceen sick for a month. Myt blood was thin and Iwas pale , wealc and redbced in weight "I read about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills in a paper and decided to try fchern. I first aoticeii faat they be gan ta give me an appetite anQ I commenced to gain in weight -and color. My headaches stopped and bare net rettrrned and I have neve ? SS I * ' as do now by or snrt , postpaid , on recefpt e pce , SO ce s per box , bores J&SO , by the Br. Williams Ji eofflHryv Scteae-ctady ,