Incompatible * "Going to the football game next "Xo : I've quit going to football game "Why ? " "Because I allowed myself to beco excited over them last fall , and I fou out this summer that I had nearly ruii my golf accent/ ' A Fixture. Mrs. Kawler How do you like yi new girl ? Mrs. Homer She's a jewel. But isn't a new girl. We've had her nearl ; week. The Belgians are great p'gcon bree ers , and oue of the choicest birds of tl kind is the true Antwerp carrier , whi is comparatively rare. Safe , Sure and Speedy. No external remedy ever yet devisi has so fully and unquestionably met the three prime conditions as successfully i Alleock's Plasters. They are safe becau ; 'they ' contain no deleterious drugs and a manufactured upon scientific principles > medicine. They are sure because nothir 'goes ' into them except ingredients whu are exactly adapted to the purposes f < which a plaster is required. They a ; epccdy in their action because their med cinal qualities go right to their work < relieving pain and restoring the natun end healthy performance of the functioi of muscles , nerves and skin. Allcock's Plasters are the original an genuine porous plasters and like mo : meritorious articles have been extensive ) Imitated , therefore always make sure an get the genuine Allcock's. Uncle Jerry. "There's lots of men , " said Uncle Jen- Peebles , "who are so blamed keerful c their reppytations that they don't neve Lave time to look after their souls. " PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAY ? PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure an case of Itching , Blind , Bleeding or Protrui 'ins Pllec In 6 to 14 days or money refundei % 60c. Presents In Safe Place. A youug millhand Laving lost hi sweetheart through his own hotheadec folly first threatened to commit suicidi and then became vulgarly insistent ii his demands for the return of the pres ents he had given her. "What good will they be to you i : you're goln' to drown yourself in t mil ] pond ? " she scoffed. "Never you mind ; I want then : back , " he replied evasively. * "Well , I'll see that you have them1 the girl reluctantly agreed. But five days passed and the young man still bemoaned the loss of the for feited trinkets. Once more he requested - , ed their return. "Oh , lad , I wish you'd stop worryin' kne , " sighed the girl , anxious by now { for a reconciliation. "I've given t' jpresents up long since. They're wait ing for you at t' bottom o' t' mill pond , itied up in a red handkerchief ; you an't help but see 'em when you jump Hn. " i Then the humble young man apolo gized and the quarrel was. patched up , iln the old sweet way. London Tit- Bits. Corporate Greed. Elevator Boy Tyte-Phist & Co. have raised yer pay a cent an hour , have they ? Office Boy Yes , but I have to work longer hours. Old Tyte-Phist has chang- , d the regulator of the clock so it rung slower. Chicago Tribune. " " ' NEVER TIRES i ( Of tlie Food tliut Restored Her to Health. "My food was killing me and I didn't /know / the cause , " writes a Cole , youag lady : "For two years I was thin and sickly , suffering from indigestion and inflammatory rheumatism. "I hud tried different kinds of diet , mlain living , and many of the remedies [ recommended , but got no better. f ! "Finallj- , about five years ago , nioth- , er suggested that 1 try Grape-Nuts , ( and I began at once , eating it with a little cream or milk. A change for the better begun at once. "To-day I um well and am gaining ( Weight and strength all the time. I've gained 10 pounds in the lust five wee/cs and do not suffer any more from indi gestion and the rheumatism is all gone. "I know it is to Grape-Nuts alone rthut I owe my restored health. I still eat the food twice a duy und never tire of it. " Name given by Postum Co. , B.tUle Creek , Mich. The flavor of Grape-Nuts is peculiar to itself. It is neutral , not too sweet and has an agreeable , healthful quali ty that never grows tiresome. One of the sources of rheumutism is ifroiu overloading the system with acid 'material ' , the result of imperfect diges tion and assimilation. As soon as improper food is ahandon- ed and Grape-Nuts is taken regularly , digestion is made strong , the org.ins do their work of building up good red blood cells and of carrying awuy the excess of disease-making material from 'the ' system. The result is a certain and steady re turn to normal health and mental ac tivity. "There's a reason. " Read the little book , "The Road to Wellviile , " la pkgs. By 4NTHGNY "A wise fflutn will make more opportunities than he finds. " Francis Bacon , CHAPTER XV. ( Continued. ) Thus far the Signorkia. I most beg call special attention to the closing H of bar narrative. But before I rel the very startling occurrence to wh she refers , we must return to the t racks , where , it will be remembered , n : tcra were in a rather critical conditi When the officers saw their mess ro suddenly filled with armed men , t heard the alarming order issued by Cokrael , their attention was effectuc diverted from me. They crowded toge er on one side of the table , facing Colonel and his men on the other. . siated by the two men sent to my aid seized the opportunity to push my v through them and range myself by side of my leader. After a momer pause the Colonel began : "The last thing we should desire , g tlemen , " ha eaid , "is to resort to for But the thne for explanation is she The people of Aureataland have at 1 risen against the tyranny they hava long endured. General Whittingham 1 proved a traitor to the cause of freedo : he won his position in the name of 1 erty ; ha has used it to destroy liber Th3 voice of the people haa declared h to hare forfeited his high office. 1 people have placed in say hand the swc of vengeance. Armed with this migl sanction , I have appealed to the arc The army has proved true to its tra tiona true to its character of the p tecfcor , not tbe oppressor , of the peep Gentlemen , will you who lead the an take your proper place ? " There was no reply to this moving t peal. He advanced closer to them , a went on : "There is no middle way. You are pi riots or traitors friends of liberty friends of tyranny. I stan4 here to ofl you either a traitor's death , or , if y will , life , honor and the satisfaction of j your just claims. Do you mistrust t people ? I , as their representative , he offer you every just due the people 01 you debts which had long been paid b for the greed of that great traitor. " AB he said tbis he took from his m < some bags of money , and threw them i the table with a loud chink. Major DeChair glanced at the bags , ai glanced at his comrades , and said : "In the cause of liberty , heaven forb we should be behind ! Down with t ] tyrant ! " And all the pack yelped in chorus ! "Then , gentlemen , to the head of yemen \ men , " said the Colonel , and going to tl window , he cried to the throng : "Men , your noble officers are with us A cheer answered him. I wiped ir forehead , and eaid to myself , "That's VK over. " CHAPTER XVI. I will not weary the reader with or further proceedings. Suffice to say T marshaled our host and marched down t foe Piazza. The news had spread b aow , and in the dimly breaking moroin light we saw the Square full of people- nen , women and children. As we marcl id in there was a cheer , not very heart a cheer propitiatory , for they did nc enow what we meant to do. The Colon ? nade them a brief speech , promisin reace , security , liberty , plenty and al : he goods of heaven. In a few sten vords he cautioned them against "treacli ry , " and announced that any rebellioi igainst the Provisional government wouli aeet with swift punishment. Then h tested his army in companies , to kee ] eatch till all was quiet. And at last bj aH : "Now , Martin , come back to the Goldei louse , and let's put that fellow in a safi ilace. " "Tes , " said I , 'and have a look for thi loney. " For really hi the excitement i eemed as if there was a danger of th ( jest important thing of all being for otten. The dawn was now far advanced , anc s we left the Piazza , we could see th < Jolden House at the other end of the venue. All looked quiet , and the sen ries were pacing to and fro. Drawing earer , we saw two or three of the Presi ent'a servants busied about their ordi- ary tasks. One woman was already re loving Johnny Carr's life-blood with a lop and a pail of water ; and a carpentei the front door , : as at work repairing itanding by it was a doctor's brougham , "Come to see Carr , I suppose , " said I , Leaving our horses to the care of the ten who were with us , we entered the ouse. Just inside we met the doctor him- ilf. He was a shrewd little fellow , nam- 1 Anderson , generally popular , and , al- lough a personal friend of the Presi- snt's , not openly identified with either olitical party. "I have a request to make to you , sir" 2 said to McGregor , 'about Mr. Carr. " "Well , is he dead ? " said the Colonel. [ f he is , he's got himself to thank for IT * The doctor wisely declined to discuss lis question , and confined himself to ating that he was not dead. On the ratrary he was going on nicely. "But" he went on , "quiet is essential. id I want to take him to my house , our : the racket. No doubt it is pretty net here now , but " The Colonel interrupted : he give his parole not to es- "My dear sir , " said the doctor , "the an couldn't move to save his life and s's asleep now. " "You must wake him up to move him , I ippose , " said the Colonel. "But you ay take him. Let me know when he's jll enough to see me. Meanwhile , I hold iu responsible for his good behavior. " "Certainly , " said the doctor. "I am ntent to be responsible for Mr. Garr. " "All right ; take him and get out. Now r Whittingham ! " "Hadn't we better gat the money first ? " id I. "I must have a bit of od. I've taeted dwng for twelve hoars. " One of the servants , hearing bhn , saH : "Breakfast can be served in & juoraent , . " And he nwbeted ne is * to htye dining room , where we eoon bad an oellont meal. When we had got shroi most of it , I broke the silence by askii "What are yon going to do with hin "I should like to shoot him , " said Colonel. "On what charge ? " "Treachery , " he replied. "That would hardly do , would it ? " "Well , then , embezzlement of pul funds. " We had a little talk about the Pr < dent's destiny , and I tried to persui the Colonel to milder measures. In fa I was determined to prevent such a m der if I could without ruin to myself. "Well , we'll consider it when we've s < him , " said the Colonel , rising. "We wasted an hour breakfasting it's se > o'clock. " I followed b4m aiong the path , and entered the little room where we had 1 the President. The sentries were K there , each seated in an armchair. Tl were not asleep , but looked a lit drowsy. "All right ? " said the Colonel. "Tea , excellency , " said one of the "He is there in bed. " He went into the inner room and beg to undo the shutters , letting in the ea ; sun. We passed through the half-open door and saw a peaceful figure lying the bed , whence proceeded a gentle sno "Good nerve , hasn't he ? " said the Co nel. "Tes ; but what a queer nightcap , * * said , for the President's head was swal ed in white linen. The Colonel strode quickly up to t bed. bed."Done "Done ! " be cried. "It's Johnny Carr It was true ; there lay Johnny. E excellency WHS nowhere to be seen. T Colonel shook Johnny roughly by t arm. The latter opened his eyes and sa : sleepily : "Steady there ! Kindly remember I' ' a trifle fragile. " "What's this plot ? Where's Whittin ham ? " "Ah , it's McGregor , " said Johnny wi a bland smile , "and Martin. How are yo old fellow ? Some beast's hit me on t ] head. " "Where's Whittingham ? " reiterated tl Colonel sarsgeiy shaking Johnny's an "Gently I" said I ; "after all , he's a si ( man. " The Colonel dropped the arm , ar Johnny said sweetly : "Quits , isn't it , Colonel ? " The Colonel turned from him , and sa ! to his men sternly : "Have you had any hand in this ? " They protested vehemently that the were as astonished as we vrere ; and they were , unless they acted consummati ly. They denied that anyone had entere " ' the outer room or that any"'sound ha proceeded from the inner. They had ker vigilant watch , and must have seen an intruder. Both the men inside were th Colonel's personal servants , and he belie\ 3d in their honesty , but what of thei ngilance ? Carr heard him sternly ques tioning them , and said : "Those chaps aren't to blame , Colonc ! [ didn't come in that way. If you'll tak i look behind the bed you'll see anothe loor. They brought me in there. I wa -ather queer and only half knew wha vas up. " We looked and saw a door where h said. Pushing the bed aside , we openei t , and found ourselves on the back stair ase of the premises. Clearly the Presi lent had noiselessly opened this door am ; ot out. But how had Carr got in with ut noise ? The sentry came up , saying "Every five minutes , sir , I looked an < ; aw him on the bed. He lay for the firs lour in his clothes. The nest look , h < viis undressed. It struck me he'd beer > retty quick and quiet about it , but ] bought no more. " "Depend on it , the dressed man was the ) resident , the undressed man Carr Vhen was that ? " "About half-past two , sir ; just aftei he doctor came. " "The doctor ! " we cried. "Tes , sir ; Dr. Anderson. " "Tou never told me he had been here. ' "He never went into the President's ate General Whittingham's room , sir ; ut he came in here for five minutes , tc et some water , and stood talking with us ar a time. Half an hour after he came i for some more. " We began to see how it was don * . That rretched little doctor was in the plot , omehow or other lie had communicated 'ith the President ; probably he knew of de door. Then , I fancied , they must ave worked something in this way. The octor comes in to distract the sentries , hile his excellency moves the bed. Find- ig that they took a look every five min- tes , he told the President. Then he 'ent and got Johnny Carr ready. Re- irning , he takes the President's place Q the bed , and in that character under- ses an inspection. The moment this is per he leaps up and goes out. Between lem they bring in Carr , put him into ad , and slip out through the narrow ) ace of open door behind the bedstead. 7"hen all was done , the doctor had come ick to see if any suspicion had been roused. "I have it now ! " cried the Colonel. That doctor's done us both. He couldn't t Whittingham out of the house with- it leave , so he's taken him as Carr ! windled me into giving my leave. Ah , ok out if we meet , Mr. Doctor ! " We rushed out of the house and found tis conjecture was true. The man who irported to be Carr had been carried it , enveloped in blankets , just as we sat > wn to breakfast ; the doctor had put m into the carriage , followed himself , id driven rapidly away. "Which way did they go ? " "Toward the harbor , sir , " the sentry re- ied. The harbor could be reached in twenty inutes' fast driving. Without a word e Colonel sprang on his b&rse ; I imi- ted him , and we galloped aa hard as- could , everyone making way before our rions charge. Alas ! we were too late. t we drew rein on the quay we saw , \t & * ife cot to oea , and sailing before * stSS brcroe , Jofemiy Carr's llrtl * ym < T 4th the Anreataland flag floating d antfy at her mast-head \ We gazed at it blankly , with neve word to say , and turned our horses' hen Our attention was attracted by a en group of men standing round the toi Btsnol post. As we rode up , they heel ! scattered , and we saw pinned to the p a sheet of note paper. Th rcon wae w : ten m a well-known hand : "I , Marcus W. Wbfttingbam , Part dent of the Republic of Anreatnla. hereby oiSsr a reward of five thousand i Ian ? and a free pardna to ftnr person poreons assisting in the capture , dead alive , of George McGregor ( tete Ook * hi < he Anreatnland army ) and John M tin , bank manager , and I do farther p claim the said George McGregor and Jc Martin to be traitors and rebels agai the Republic , and do prooounce their li' forfeited. Which oontence let every lo ; citizen observe at his peril. "MARCUS W. WHITTINGHAM , "President Truly his was pleasant ! CHAPTER XYII. The habit of reading having penetr ed , as we are told , to all claases of 1 community , I am not without hope tl some who peruse this chronicle will able , from personal experience , to undi stand the feelings of a man when be fii finds a reward offered for his appreht sion. It is true that our police are r in the habit of imitating the Presiden naked brutality by expressly add ! "alive or dead , " but I am informed th th law , in ease of need , leaves the alti native open to the servants of justice. am not ashamed to confess that my spir : were rather dashed by his ezcellencj Parthkin shot , and I could see that t Colonel himself was no less perturb * The escape of Fleance seemed to Me beth to render his whole position unsal and no one who knew General Whittin ham will doubt that he was a more da serous opponent than Fleance. We bo felt , in fact , as soon as we saw the whi sail of The Songstress bearing our enen out of our reach , that the revolutic could not yet be regarded as safely accoi plishcd. But the uncertainty of our te ure fit power did not paralyze out ene gies ; on the contrary , we determined make hay while the eun shone , and , Aurentaland was doomed to succumb on < more to the tyranny , I , for one , was v-ei clear that her temporary emancipatk might be turned to good account. Accordingly , on arriving again at t3 Golden House , we lost no time in inst tuting a thorough inquiry into the stai of the public finances. We ransacked tl house from top to bottom and found notl ing ! Was it possible that the Preside * had carried off with him all the treai ure that had inspired our patriotic e forts ? The thought was too horn We. Tl irawers of his escritoire and the safe the stood in his library revealed nothing t sur eager eyes. A foraging party , du patched to the ministry of finance ( when sy the way , they did not find Don Antt lie or his fair daughter ) , returned wit : he discouraging news that nothing wa risible but ledgers and bills. In dee lejection I threw myself into his excel eucy's chair with the doleful reflect-ioi ; hat this pleasure seemed all I was likel ; : o get out of the business. The CoJonc itood moodily with his back to the fire ) lace , looking at nie as if I were respon ; ible for the state of things. At this point in came the Signorina Vc greeted her gloomily , and she was a tartled as ourselves at the news of th < 'resident's escape ; at the same time . ' bought I detected an undercurrent of re ief. When , however , we went on t < ireak to her the nakedness of the land he stopped us at once. "Oh , yon stupid men , you haven't look d in the right place. I suppose you ex ected to find it laid out for you on th < ining room table. Come with me. " .We followed her into the room when ! arr lay. He was awake , and the Sig- orina went and asked him how he waa 'hen she continued : "We shall have to disturb yon for a iw minutes , Mr. Carr. " ( To be continued. ) Reversed. "So you are the gentleman who runs lints to the Home Gardener' ? " said ae fair caller in the newspaper office. Do you obtain your material from jcperiments in your own garden ? " "Oh , I haven't any garden , " replied ie sallow young man with the pen be- md his ear. "I live in a flat" "Tou don't say. Well , perhaps the mtleman who writes 'Hints on Reat- ig Flats' could give me some good ad- ice from his experience in apartment ouses ? " "Oh , he doesn't live in an apartment ouse. He lives in the country. " Rnre Treat. "Some great physician tells us , e woman in the green waist , "that ting beef puts a person in a bad hu- ar. Does it put your husband in & d humor ? " "I should sny not , " sighed the little ) man with the tj-pewriter Ink on her igers. "My husband is a poet and is so tickled when we can afford al beef that he is in a good humor r a whole week. " TJie Fac : "At last the time came , " said thf ctic explorer , "when our sole sup s' of food consisted of a few canned : tails and i-lckled pigs * feet" "Then , " said his hearer , "you wow deed reduced to extremities. " Bo& n Trasscript. JTotv Tlier Bon't Spenlc. Clara Don't be surprised if Wlllte pleigh proposes to you to-n'rght. Maude Gracious ! Do you think fee il ? Clara Sure I do. When I refused tn last night he said he didnt caw lat became of him. Chicago Newa Two of a Kind. "George ! " "Yes , darling. " "Don't you think that the best frnita romance are the wedding date and ; bridal pair ? " Baltimore American , No Siagteton So you don't believe hi ff marchieal form of govexaaent , WeddBTlv I shouM Day uatl 17 I married an orpbaa. ' Evidence of the use the general p lie is making of the great Library Congress is to be found in the record visitors to the building during the 1 fiscal year. The visitors numbei about 812,000. This was a daily av age of 2,243 in the SG2 days on wh the library was open to the public. 1 only days on which the great bro : doors were closed throughout the tw > ty-four hours were July u , the fune day of John Haj * , July 4 and Chrl mas. Almost a double force is requii for the building , which is open virtu ly day and evening the year aroui The largest number of visitors in 'a o.ne day was o,2S4 , in April , and t smallest 444 , on one of the hottest dn ia July. An idea of the size of this brary may be obtained from the stat tics for last year , which showed a gn in the number of volumes of 34,01 bringing the number of books on t racks up to 1,379,244. This tctfal books , pamphlets , maps and charts a : pieces of music added last year w & 1,3S5. * . . * - - - ! Some of the postal improvements n vocated in Cortelyou's annual repc are the parcels pos * , postal savin bank , postal telegraph and telephor abolition of railway speed subsidu additional subsidies to South Aineric ! and Australian steamers , low-rate pc tal notes and the creation of a ne office , that of deputy postmaster 'ge eral , with permanent tenure , wl would act as a sort of business ma ager for the entire service , besides ce tain reforms in salaries and account The Postmaster General takes the hij ground that postmasters should not 1 appointed as rewards for political a tivity. As to the deficit , he says he less concerned about that than aboi efficiency of administration and thinl it unreasonable to charge any 01 branch of the service with responsibi ity for the deficit. A plan for holding and fievelopin : oal lands in the Indian Territory bi longing to the government has bee nade public by Secretary Hitchcock. . large corporation * is to be formed , i , vhich the Indian tribes and the go irnment are to control the stock , th nines to be operated by employes o eased on a royalty. It will be the firs ime in our history that the governmea lecoines a stockholder in a private coi wration. The life of the company i 0 be twenty-five years , with option o : outinuauce or sale at the end of tha > eriod , the directors to be the Presi lent of the United States , Secretariei if the Interior , Treasury and Com aerce and Labor , Commissioner of In .iau Affairs and a member of each o he Choctaw .and Chickasaw tribes. * - - - v " Senator Hale of Maine made th < eclaration that two-thirds of the rev nues of the government are now de oted to the payment of inheritances com past wars and expenditures foi iiture wars. ' He called attention tc le arguments of the army promoters [ iaz it was no use to have an army nltss you have guns and fortifications , ad now that $100,000,000 had been ppropriated for sea coast fortifica- ons , the argument was , "what is the se of .having guns and fortifications oless you have men ? " Thus , lie said , was the constant pressure of the : my to aggrandize itself first for men , ten for guns and then guns and then en. On account of this vast expense , snator Hale said it was impossible to it appropriations for the marine , lor ver and harbor improvements and for iblic buildings. Secretary of War Taft in his report 1 the Philippines asks Congress to pport an agricultural bank by author ing the Philippine government to larantee a dividend of 4 per cent on 0,000,000 , tbis being the plan which oved so successful under Lord Cromer Egypt He says the business condi- > ns in the islands , especialy in the gar and tobacco industrials , continue , .d that the storm of last year de- royed $4,000,000 worth of the hemp > p. Work is proceeding on a syistem .water supply for Manila and on the iverage system. The complete paci- ation of the Island of Luzon Is re- rted with the capture or surrender the ladrone leaders , the only disor- r now being in Leyte and Samar. _ - _ Che House adopted a resolution in- : sed by Miller of Kansas , directing i bureau of corporations to investl- : e the causes of the high price of aber , and particularly whether this due to the existence of a combina- n in the form of a trust or other- ; e. The house also called upon the Tetary of the Interior to give an ac- mt of all public lands withdrawn or erred from entry. n a recent report of the bureau ot -igation it is shown that 93 per cent the enlisted men In the navy are ive-born Americans , and that dur- the year forty-three per cent of the a qualified for re-enlistment did re- ist It is highly desirable that the a behind the gun be a man of ex- ience , and it is best that thp man > may be called upon to fight snould born under the flag that floats above snip. Blacfe. The great artist returned sudden./ , ' 'lit- ! and discovered that nis neighbor's - tie boy had covered has masterpiece with black paint. "Great Scott , lad ! " gasped the artist - tist , "what fiave you done ? Don't you know that was my wonderful canvas entitled The Sunset ? * You have ruin ed it" The boy seemed repentant for a mo ment ; then a brilliant thought pos sessed him. "No , it Isn't ruined , " he hastened to reply. "You can sell It Just tell them the sun has gone down. " Minneapolis Tribune. BLOATED WITH DROPSY. T2ie Heart Was Badly -Affected When the Patient Besnu Tlninsr Doan's Kidney Pills. Mrs. Elizabeth Maxwell , of 415 West Fourth St. , Olympia , Wash. , says : "For over three years I suffered with a dropsical condl- . tlon without being - , ing aware that 'it was due to kidney trouble. The early stages were principally backache and bearing down pain , but I went along without worrying much until dropsy set In. My feet and ankles swelled up , my hands puffed and bfr- came so tense I could hardly close them. I had great difficulty in breathIng - Ing , and my heart would flutter with I the least exertion. I could not walk I far without stopping again and again to rest. Since using four boxes of ! ' Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has1 gone down and the feelings of dis tress have disappeared. " Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.- Foster-Mllburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. Edivard's Myriad Subjects. The King of England has in Asia ! more than 300,000,000 subjects ; in America , 7,500,000 ; in Africa about ! 43,000,000 , in Australasia over 5,000- 000 and in Europe over 42,000OOOJ Classifying them broadly by religions , there are 208,000,000 Hindus , 94.000-1 000 Mohammedans , 58,000,000 Christ tlans , 12,000,000 Buddhists and 23.000.J 000 of various pagan or non-Christian , religions. How's This ? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi any case of Catarrh than cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Core. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. We , the undersigned , have known F. JJ Cheney for the fast 15 years , and bellevd him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry ; out any obligations made by his firm. WALDIXG. KINNAN & MARVIN , Wholesale Druggists , Toledo , O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 73c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Her Complaint. Nell Oh , he makes me tired. He's always trying to kiss me. Belle But you told me you liked him so much you wouldn't mind if he did kiss you. Nell That's Just It He's "alwaya trying" and doesn't get any further. Philadelphia Ledger. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take LAXATIVE BkOMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money If It falls to cure. B. W. GROVE'S signature Is on each box. 25c. Business Judgment. "Are you the proprietor of this store ? " asked the young man with the sample case. "I am , " said the -druggist. "Is there anything " "Have you any clerks besides that young man behind the counter ? " "No , sir. " "Then I can't do business with you. I am introducing a preparation guaranteed to make thin people plump , but you are too skinny here to handle it. Sorry. Good day. " Chicago Tribune. The Portuguese attempted to establish cattle farming in Newfoundland in 1553 , bat all traces of the animals they import- ad Lave been lost. f : AN IMPORTANT CASE Patient Cured of Ataxia Gives the Entire Credit to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Mrs. S. C. Wellock , of 114 Cleveland ivenue , Everett , Mass. , the wife of- m employe in the government works it Chelsea , says : "I had been troubled with nervous- less for ten years and the disease cept growing on me. Then I learned hat I was suffering from locomotor itaxia. I had terrible tremblings In ay right leg which would get rlgidi , nd when this happened in the street uad to stand still until it passed .way to keep from falling. My right : rm felt as if a thousand needles were irlcking it. The sheet touching my ; nee in bed would nearly cause me 0 scream out with pain and both : nees were so weak I could hardly tand. "I had to use a. cane and be helped bout by my son. Then the pain be an to settle in the calves of my legs nd the muscles became numb and uivered constantly. The cords un- er my knees seemed to be drawn up [ ght and the terrible shooting pains 1 my legs would nearly drive me in ane. My toes became numb and at mes would prickle as If needles were eing thrust Into them. My eyes be- ame doll and black spots floated be- 3re them. My heart waa very weak. "My attention was called to Dr. niliams' Pink Pills and I bought sev- ral boxes right away and soon felt jlief. I waa so pleased that I kept a taking them until they cured me atlrely , and I have had no symptoms ' . the trouble for over a year. " Dr. Williams' Pink Fills are sold by 1 druggists or sent , postpaid , on re- slpt of price , 50 cents per box/ sis ires $3.50 , by tfce Dr. Williams Meo1 * ine Company , Sohenectady , N. Y. ocoklefc , entitled "Nervous Dia- * * sent free on request. *