A Laay Liver May bo only a tired liver , or a starved liver. It would bo a stupid as well aa 'fiavago thing to beat a weary or starved iinan because ho lagged In his work. So in treating the lagging , torpid liver it is & great mistake to lash it wilh strong cjrastic drugs. A torpid liver is but an ' 'indication of an Ill-nourished , enfeebled Ixxly whoso organs are 'weary1 with dyer toork. Start with the stomacli.and' allied Organs of digestion and nutrition. Piit them In working order and see how quickly your liver will become active. Dr. Picrco's Golden Medical Discovery has made many marvelous cures of "fiver trouble" by its wonderful control of the organs of digestion and nutrition. It re stores the normal activity of thp.stomach , Increases the secretions of the blood-mak ing glands , cleanses the system from poi sonous accumulations , and so relieves the liver of the burdens imposed upon it by the defection of other organs. 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Its ingredients are endorsed and extolled by the most eminent medical writers of the asre and are recommended to cure tbo diseases for which it is advised. Don't accept a substitute of unknown composition for this non-secret MEDICINE OF KNOWN COMPOSITION. You CANNOT all inflamed , ulcerated and catarrhal con ditions of the mucous membrane such as nasal catarrh , uterine catarrh caused by feminine ills , sore throat , sore snouih or inflamed eyes by simply dosing the stomach. But you surely can cure these stubborn affections by local treatment with Paxtine Toilet Antiseptjc which destroys the disease germs.checks discharges , stops pain , and heals the inflammation and soreness. Paxtine represents the most successful local treatment for feminine Ills ever produced. Thousands of women testify to this fact. 50 cents at druggists. Send for Free Trial Box THE R. PAXTOK CO. , Boston , Mass. A Positive CURE FOR B Ely's Gream Balm is quickly absorbed. Gives Reief ! al Once. It cleanses , soothes , lieals and protects the diseased membrane. It cures Catarrh and drives away a Cold in the Head quickly. Hestores the Senses of Taste and SmelL Full size 50 cts. at Druggists or by mail ; Trial size 10 cts. by mail. Ely Brothers , 56 Warren Street , New York. \ Her Answer. ' "Dearest , " I said , and whispered low , ' "Tell ine a thing I long to know , .Tell mo , thou prophetess of 'bliss , Tell me which cheek of thine to kiss ? " She sighed and shook her head ( tha witch ! ) , "It makes no difference which is which. The choice , kind sir , is up to you aq JSTou must decide between the two. " aw The Reader. w b * Clarcncc FltzJin.ntca'n'n Retorti "No , I have no dinner for you , " said siV the housekeeper sternly , "and don't you a < conie here after dinner again. " "Bcs pnrdon , lady , " replied tha tramp , si B " 'but I didn't s'posb you'd have dinner sit over dis early in dc day. Y' ain't very t stylish , are yer ? " Philadelphia Press. o f NERVOUS 'si ' ; COLLAPSE 1 1o Sinking Spells , Headaches and h Rheumatism all Yield to. Dr. ha Williams' Pink Pills. i hn .Mrs. Lizzie "Williams , of No. 416 Ce n dar street , Qaiucy , 111. , says : "Ever n since I had nervous prostration , about cif thirteen I have had f years ago , periodical spells of complete exhaustion. The doc dP tor said my nerves were shattered. Any P excitement or unusual activity would throw me into a state of lifelessness. ItCL Ab the beginning my strength would CLEl coine back in a moderate time after each El attack , bnt the period of weakness kept 1a lengthening until nfc lasfe I would lie a helpless as many as three hours at a n stretch. I had dizzy feelings , palpita- nt tiou of the henrfc , misery after eating , li liofc flashes , nervous headaches , rheu liei lit : matic paiiis iu the back and hips. The ei doctor did me so little good that I gave re np his treatment , and really feared that reei my case was incurable eifi " ' ' Whe.n.I began taking Dr. Williams' fi Pink Pills my appetite grew keen , my food no longer distressed me , my nerves were quieted to a degree that I iad not experienced for years and my .strength returned. The fainting , spells left me entirely after I haft used the w third bo.x of the pills , and my friends m .f-ay that I am looking better thaii I have < louo for the past fifteen years. " El Dr. "Willianls' Pink Pills are recommended ElPI PI mended for diseases that come from im poverished Wood stich as anemia'rheu PIre matism , debility and disorders of the reb nerves such as neuralgia , iiervotis pros b : tration and partial paralysis. They have es cared the most stubborn indigestion. CL : Dr. Williams' Pink Pills agree with the most delicate stomach , qmet all nervousness - -vousness , st-ir up every organ to do its ai proper work and give stren'gtli that lasts. dc Sold by all druggists , or sent postpaid , on receipt of price , 50 cents per bqx , six to boxes for ยง 2.50 , . J the Dr. William * Inw Jdediciue Co. , Scheuectady , IN" . Y. ' w Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects , AVERAGE VOCABULABIES. P 300 old spellings are to be tabooed in the President's .first order , how many will the second order Include and how much of the language will there be left in its received former old-fashioned people to console themselves with ? An uneducated man's vo cabulary contains altogether , according to the authorities , only some 300 or 400 words. Italian operas require not over 800 words , and the system of Egyptian hieroglyphics has but 800 symbols. Well edu cated persons of fair intelligence use , it is said , not over 3,000 or 4,000 words. The Bible of 1G11 commonly known as the King James or the Authorized Version without the Apocryphal portion , has under 0,000 words. Poets , dealing much under abstractions , employ a larger vocabulary. Milton found 8,000 words necessary for the composition of his poems ; Pope , 11,000 , and Shalc- epeare , 15,000. These ure large figures , compared -with the prosy talk of the "average man , " who gets along com fortably with 500 words. Everybody knows or understands a great many words which he never uses. "Dictionary words" include a long list never heard in speech -and rarely seen in print. The number of words , including scientific and art terms , which are not obsolete , that are used by good authors , may reach 100,000. Dictionary makers score a point on their rivals by Introducing in large numbers rarely used technical terms derived from Latin or Greek. Slang , colloquialisms , hybrids , special coinages and semi-natural ized words may be used to pad the list Indefinitely. Early editions of Webster had but 70,000 words , but Worcester's has 116,000 , Webster's Unabridged , 118,000 , and Web ster's International Dictionary 140,000 , while the Ency clopedic Dictionary contains 180,000 words , or , if com pounds be included , 250,000. The Century Dictionary , in cluding therewith the Cyclopedia of Names and Atlas , defines 450,000 words and names. It should be added. however , that of this large total 170,000 are to be cred ited tt > the Atlas , and a number , sixiilarly large , to the Cyclopedia of Names. Baltimore Sun. THE FAMILY PEW. OME of the most vivid of the emotions which thronged upon the summer pilgrim to the old home were those which awaited him In the family pew of the old meeting house. As he took his seat there , and heard the familiar note of the organ and the clear , thin voices of the choir , the years melted away , the faces changed , the new carpet faded into the well-remeinbered colors of fifty -years ago and he was In truth a child again. His thought went back to the time when he was al lowed to sit on the footstool as a concession to his short , restless legs. lie tasted again the luscious raisin which found Its way from grandmother's pocket to his mouth , and sniffed the pungent southernwood of the Sunday nosegay in a neighbor's silk-initted hand. It was in that pew that he first realized to the full the dignity of trousers. It was there that he was proudly conscious of the approving glances of his friends on his first college vacation. He recalled in a flash the intoler able length of the sermon on that Thanksgiving day ! The pew has sad memories as well as sweet ones. Most poignant of them is that of his mother's funeral and the awful Sundaj- after it , when no one could bear to take her empty place and the emptiness of it seemed un endurable. Close upon that time followed the Sunday when he made solemn profession there of the- faith she had loved so well. Then came the days of the great war , when the meet- LUXURY OF OCEAN TRAVEL. CVitli Their Splendid Equipment tlie Great Liners Arc Floutiiisr Palaces. There was a time , and not so long igo , when crossing the ocean seemed juitc an undertaking , and the person ivho had ventured twice or thrice was jrave in the eyes of his associates. But , significant of tlie wandering spirit de- reloped in America within the last dec ide , a few days ago the writer was speaking with a man , not a profes sional traveler , who had made eighty trips across ; and to the moneyed man ) r woman of this century a record of from ; ten to twenty trips across is note o extraordinary as to cause comment. The eight or ten days formerly spent m : the waves between here and Europe iaye been reduced to a trifle over six , md during these six days the vessel islet lot only in constant communication tvith land , but every , morning a paper containing brief accounts of the news features ( of the world is printed and listributed free of charge among the Dassengers. Because of their bulk and weight the arge liners are comparatively steady , md few storms of the summer are of sufficient strength to roll or toss them. Che broad decks are like small streets , md ; the dining rooms and saloons are nore like those of a metropolitan hotel than ) a ship. In place of the stuffy ittle cabins of old-time ships , the up- o-date liners are equipped with rooms n suite , with baths , full-length nilr- ors and wardrobes , and even the sinall- sr cabins are provided with nil the 'urnlshlngs of n well-appointed bou- loir. Leslie's Weekly. An Infant Prodigy. Hercules was only six months old vhen he uttered the first words under cost unusual circumstances. He happened to be looking over the Ide of his cradle when he saw ap- iroaching two huge reptiles. "Great snakes ! " he exclaimed , as , eachlng out , he took one in each clmb- y fist and strangled the life out of ach twenty-footer. Baltimore an. Here is a question that came up mong some .people who . .were talking own town to-day : Which is worse have some one around who Is will- ag but dumb , or some one wlio I * un- rllllng , but wise ? K ing house blazed with flags and thrilled witli the music of bugle and drum. The blessing'of the volunteers , the prayers for their safety , and the snd , sad series of sol diers' funerals all these came up to the man's memory in the old pew. Suddenly out of this dreamland he Is called by the stir of the congregation and IB conscious that he has missed the good pastor's sermon. But perhaps God Him self has preached to him out of life's grim struggle in the vision of some of his own deep experiences and the discovery that they are still potent to arouse the will and confirm the faith with their rich and tender mem ories. Youth's Companion. MILS-A-HI2mTE RAILROADING. LL the signs point to an eventual electrifi cation of the transportation business of the country , at least except in the case of very long hauls through thinly populated re gions. Will this transformation bring with it the practical impossibility of inlle-a-ruin- ute travel ? There seems considerable justi fication for an affirmative answer. It has been amply demonstrated that the electric locomotive is capable of at taining and maintaining far higher speeds than this. On the Zossen experimental road in Germany speeds of over 125 miles per hour were reached. The chief difficulty in the way of operating a com mercial line at such enormous velocities aside from the question of cost has to do with the safety of passengers. The rails and cars can be built strongly enough to stand the wear and tear , motors competent to push them at this speed are available , and methods of transmitting current to the motors from an overhead conductor have been per fected. In fact , the realization of a ten-hour train be tween New York and Chicago seems to require only the deviseuient of a protective block system which would render practically impossible the terrible fatalities liable to result from collisions and derailments at these speeds. * * * If the rolling stock could be made accident proof , and the road bed sufficiently straight and solid to do away with the danger of derailment , there seems noth ing in the way of a mile-a-inlnute line , but its" cost. How much heavier this would be than in the cape of a fifty- mile per hour service is a question on which the early construction of such a line seems to depend. New York Globe. HIPPLE'S HYPOCRISY , damage effected by the late Mr. Hippie is not confined to his depositors. The ex I posure of a hypocrite always endangers the faith In human nature of the grudging and the weak. Mr. Hippie was able to deceive his creditors by parading his religion , by practicing with convincing ostentation the qualities that usually indicate character and prin ciple. But this proves nothing except Mr. Hip pie's - success at simulation a success which is not unique , but which , on the other hand , it would be contemptible to consider universal. Speculations as to our neighbors' , our rivals' and our enemies' sincerity will always be one of the interesting occupations of mankind. Yet it 5s a courageous man who makes rigid rules , who is prepared to condemn or affirm on general principles. Mr. Hippie refrained from the Sunday newspaper he now proves a hypocrite , but that makes the Sunday newspaper neither better nor worse. Unfortunate indeed would it be to weaken one's capacity for belief In one's kind because a knave had a measure of success. Chicago Post. CZAR NICHOLAS IN AN AUTOMOBILE. S F--V-rjit- : : 3s > ; fcM if > \-jf-.w v > t MMA MM a * * MMn' VMHH MaM WW * MMB"IWB aMlWMMMMV > BB H1-- - - " - - THE PZAR LEAVING THE RACE COURSE AT KRASNOYE SELO. The Czar has rarely been presented to English readers as a motorist A correspondent of London Sphere , however , has snapshotted him at the miltary horse races at Krasnoye Selo , which is sixteen miles southwest of S . Peters burg , whereas Tsarskoye Selo is fifteen miles south of the capital. This particular view shows the Czar motoring down the race course after the races. Fitting. On the evening of the first Sunday after their removal from their "house in the suburbs , which was the only home the children had ever known , to the top floor of a seventh-story apart ment house , the family gathered around the piano for the usual hour of song , each member in turn , ac cording to time-honored custom , re questing n bynm of his choice. When 10-year-old Marjory's turn came she said : "I think the most appropriate hymn is : " Tm nearer my heavenly home to-day Than ever I've been before. ' "I think of it every time I come up in the elevator. " Now York Press. One of the jokes of this season Is to decorate a house with golden rod for a party , and find out when the , guests have arrived that half of them , have hay fever. THE INSURANCE INVESTIGATION. 5'vro JTewnpnper Kcportcra A.TC Sc- rUVcvHuible for the Great UpZioval. .There would have beec nn investiga tion of the insurance companies tail It not teen for the recent disclosures Jnade by ; David Ferguson , a reporter kor the Kew York World , who be $ rm Jby prodding the officers of the Equit'a- Jjie about James fiazen Hyde's Cam- b'on dmner and other evidences of ruin ous waste. At the outset , Ferguson | ivas laughed at by the men he ap proached. Hyde and. Alexander , the two heads of the Equitable , denied everything denied that there was any factional uprising in the Equitable , or fee slightest unfriendliness between .Sir. Hyde and Mr. Alexander. But 1&e reporter kept on prodding and dig- "gtag patiently until he gained the con- jBjifence of some one on the inside Vh&Se name will probably never be" known. From that time on Fergujon had the situation In his own hands , what followed is thoroughly Jknown to the American public to-day , having resulted in the" greatest upheaval - heaval ever known in the history of "American finance. Compelled , by the jfcrsistent revelations Ferguson wag 'making , to underta62 ! an investigation , Francis lien'dricks , superintendent of insurance for the State of "New York , jBled away a lengthy document con taining the testimony he had taken ; 'and ' It remained for Louis Seibold , rfnJ J "other World reporter , to procure a copy of this secret report , which mada [ the longest "story" ever "run" in a newspaper about a single Incident :112,000 words. It is still a matter of keenest speculation among the newspaper - paper men of New York how Seibold obtained possession of a copy of a "State document , and it will be , prob ably , a mystery forever. Reporters of Sefbojd's type never betray confidence. " W"ere the secrets of Messrs. Ferguson and Seibold known concerning the 'great insurance exposure , they would , Undoubtedly , make good reading , but these men made pledges of confidence the public good , and it goes with- ' 6ut saying that those pledges will die them. Success Magazine. A Bad Case. "Whtfe arrangements did the school trustees make with that new teach- "er ? " "He is to get $50 a month to find himself. " "Good heavens ; he's so absent-mind- sd that If he had to find himself hs will go to a home foi- lost children.- * Baltimore American. In sitting , place one foot slightly hi advance of thq other , ns a Frenchwoman always doe. TJiefe will then he no effort tieefffed to rise properly it is done w'ith- o'ut strain on any one set of muscles , ail3 is natural , easy and graceful. The London Tablet says Pius X. hai ' resolved that no priest's revenue fron ecclesiastical sources shall exceed $1,20C a year. \ * W ca SI Dvcrsco.coo American farmers who have settled n Canada during the past few years testify tojthe fact thai CanaSn is , beyond question , the greatest arming1 land ill the world. Nineiy Million iushels fay of wheat from the harvest of 1906 , means good y ( money to the farmers of Western Canada when ire he world has to be fed. Cattle raising , Dairying , v/ tfixcd farming- arc also probable calfinjrs. Coal , vth wood , water in abundance ; churches and schools convenient ; markets easv of access. Taxes low. thi For advice and information address the ' i superintendent of Immigration , Ottawa , Canada , Do r the authorized Canadian Government - - trenr , on V. B. Scot't , Superintendent of Immigration , ) ltawa , Canada , or E. T. Holmes. 315 Jackson onft Et. , St. Paul , Minn , and J. M. MacLachlan , Box srid Ii6 , Watertown , StJ. Dakota Authorized Government fti . i ment Agents. i Pltoso say where you saw this advertisement. ! f. S ? EDY CUBE OF MISS Bne Is Made Well by I/ydia E. ham's Vegetable Compound , end , Writes Gratefully to Mrs. Pinkhszn. For the wonderful help that she has found Miss Cora Geode , 25o B. Chicago A nue , Chicago , fll. , believes it her , dnTy to Tvrfte the following : letter for mblication , in order that Other womeu afflicted in the same way may DO jl/liss Cera benefited as she was. Miss Geode is president of the Bryn Mawr Lawn Tennis Club of Ghicago. She writes ; Dear Mrs. Pinkham : "I tried many different remedies to build up my system , which had become run doyen from loss of proper rest and unreason able , hours , bnt nothing seemed to help me. Mother J is a great advocate of Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound for female trou bles , having used it herself some years ago with great success. So I began to take it , and in less than a month I was able to boouts ; , of bed and out of doors , and in three months I was entirely well. Heally I have never felfr eo strong and well as I fiavo since. " j No other medicine Las such a record of cures of female troubles as has Lydia E. Finkhain's Vegetable Compound. Women who are troubled with pain ful or irregular period's , backache , bloating ( or flatulence ) , displacement Of organs , inflammation or ulceration , can be restored to perfect health and strength by taking Lydia B , Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. J Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women' to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Her experience ; is very great , and she gives the benefit" of it to all who stand in need of wisV counsel. . . She is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty-five' years has been advising sick women4 free of charge. Address , Lynn , Mass.- CLOTHING. Tfjffddeofthe-btt reli 5TIC1CTOTHE SIGH OFTHE FISH W. L. 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Douglas shoe * insist upon having them. fast Color Eyelets used ; they will not wear brassy , Write for illustrated Catalog of Fall Style * . W. L. DOUGLAS , Dept. 14 , Brockton , rheumatism V if