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At the end of three months I was a different woman. Every one remarked about it , and my husband fell in love with me all over again i Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound built up my entire system , cured the trouble , and I felt like a now woman. I am euro it will make every suffering woman etrong , well and happy , as it has me. " Women who are troubled with pain ful or irregular periods , backache , bloating- ( flatulence ) , displacements , inflammation orulceration , that "bear ing-down "feeling , dizziness , faintness , indigestion , or nervous prostration may be restored "to perfect health and strength by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Blarlc TtvalnVi "Ad. " In his early Hartford days Mark Twain took an active interest in base ball in common with most of his fel low citizens. Wbile attending an ex citing game he lost a gold-headed um brella , which he advertised for in the local papers somewhat after this fash ion : "Lost $10 reward ; a gold-headed umbrella was lost by the undersigned on the grandstand at the baseball ground on Saturday. It was probably stolen from him while he was en gaged In cheering tbe Hartfords for 'their victory over the Providence nine presumably stolen by a red-headed , freckled-faced boy ab ut 12 years old. For the body of the boy and the um brella delivered at my house on Farm- Ington avenue $10 will be paid. For the body of the boy or the umbrella separately $5for either. For the boy alive , nothing under any circum stances. " This advertisement was -signed with his full name and address. Bold Invaders. \ There were some phases of country -'life with which the little city girl had as yet only one day's acquaintance , but xthe rights of property-owners and prop erty-renters were firmly fixed in her mind. "Mother ! " she called , in evident ex citement , the morning after the family liad settled for the summer in Sunset "View Cottage , "mother ! Just come "here and look ! There are somebody's hens wiping their feet on our nice clean grass ! " Though a Nottingham baby lived for three days , it was afterward found to have been born with a hole right through its heart. NO DAWDLING. A Man of TO After Finding : Coffee Hnrt Him , Stopped Sliort. When a man has lived to be 70 years old with a 40-year-old habit t grown to him like a knot on a tree , chances are he'll stick to the habit till ihe dies. But occasionally the spirit erf youth find determination remains in some men to the last day of their lives. When such men do find any habit of li life has been doing them harm , they surprise the Oslerites by a degree of will power that is supposed to belong r to men under 40 , only. rt rT "I had been a user of coffee until three years ago a period of 40 years e and am now 70 , " writes a N. Dak. t man. "I was extremely nervous and i debilitated , and saw plainly that I must make a change x "I am thankful to say I had the f Gerve to quit coffee at once and take c on Postum without any dawdling , and 7 experienced no ill effects. On the con 7l trary , I commenced to gain , losing my t nervousness wthin two months , also tt gaining strength and health otherwise. "For a man of my age , I am very b * ? cll and hearty. I sometimes meet 8 persons who have not made their Pos 2 tum right and don't like it But I tell 2o 2t them to boil It long enough , and call o Their attention to my looks now , and c before I used It , that seems convinc a ing. v "Now , when I have writing to do , or t long columns of figures to cast up , I f feel equal to it and can get through . my work without the fagged out fcel ling of old. " Name given by Postum D ( Co. , Battle Creek , Mich. Read the h jbook , "The Road to Wellvllle , " In pkgs. c ( 'There's a reason. " c I loffifMf ffiffi < f * > Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. PLAYING RELIGION , of the signs of the times Is the report from Kansas City that a minister In that city Is organizing a "children's church" In which all the members and officers except the pastor are to be children. Child's play Is an admirable tiling , but there Is danger at the present day of carryIng - Ing It too far. The tendency Is to extend the childish love of Imitating adults so far that It becomes no longer play nor childish , but hurries the children prematurely Into adult life. This practice Is to be deprecated because It results In abolishing childhood. There Is no healthy and successful adult life without a normal childhood. There Is something peculiarly unwise about this chil dren's church. It has been customary for many years to divide up every church into as many sexes and ages as possible and encourage each of these divisions to de velop a separate religious life from all the rest. The re sult has been a lopsided and malformed religion In aiof them , and In some cases the generation of ambitions , Jealousies and strifes between them. The power In many of th& sects to-day has passed into the hands of the young people's organizations. It Is not to be wondered at that this has led at last to a. desire for a more complete separation and that the children , encouraged by their foolish adult friends , are now seeking to organize children's churches. That is exactly what might have been expected from the class re ligion which has been encouraged for many years In the churches. It should never be forgotten that the unit of society Is the family and that society Is never normal unless most of Its activities , pleasures and duties are taken up In the family relation. Anything which encourages the dissolution of the family Invites social disorganization and corruption , whether It Is done In churches or any where else. Chicago Chronicle. RUSSELL SAGE. T was his misfortune that he learned so thor oughly to save money that he had not left In him the power to learn to spend It That is one of the risks of forming early habits of thrift If a young person begins early to spend money , as most of us do , he never forgets how , but he may learn to save. Con versely , If he learns first to save , be may never learn to spend , and so It was with Uncle Russell. He liked money better than most other things , and would rather keep It than swap It for them. He did not care for good clothes nor for feasting. He wore indifferent clothes , and used his digestion so considerately that it lasted him ninety years. But he was willing enough to buy what he want ed. He lived on Fifth avenue , which IB not a cheap street ; he had a house by the sea ( rather a plain one ) , and he had good horses. Moreover , he was twice mar ried. Both his wives were excellent women , and he re ceived , and probably merited , from both of them the kindest treatment He did the thing he liked best to do , lived simply , soberly and long , and certainly got a great deal of enjoyment out of life , so that though it may seem a pity that he never learned to spend money to good pur pose , he must be rated , even by moralists , as a pretty suc cessful man. Though folks laughed at the saving ways of Mr. Sage , s.nd his Insistent adherence to the simple life , there was very little Jealousy or dislike of him because he was rich. No doubt that was because he never spent any money WHAT THE CLOWNS DID. ' . ' . Whe nthe circus goes to Boston It pitches Its tent In a field not far from the Children's Hospital. The children In their cots are within ear-shot of the wonderful bands and the bustle of people ple and the magical cries of the circus. This year one of the children wrote a letter to the manager of this circus , asking that a clown be sent to the hos pital. He had never seen a clown. The manager , a large-hearted , busy man , read it to the employes of the circus , and asked for volunteers. The natural thing happened the thing one would expect who believes that all hu man folk are pretty much alike In being human. All the clowns volunteered , 1S all the absurd complexity of clowns that keep the crowd at a three-ring circus In a roar asked the privilege of responding to the Invitation from the Children's Hospital. The band volun teered , until it seemed that the mana ger would have to move the entire flc circus down Into the street The managers of the hospital were Informed ; the balconies were hung with treamers and toy balloons. Children who could walk crowded against the railing ; those who could not walk were wheeled out so that they could turn their little white faces toward the street Expectation raised many a lit tle heart that the doctors had tried In rain to stimulate. First came a hundred bags of pea nuts from the manager of the circus for those who could eat ; those who could not eat were not envious. They were soon to feast their eyes. Motherly - ly : nurses , moving from cot to stretcher , told them that the circus was com- ing. Presently there was the music of a band. Down the street came the clowns end the acrobats and the trained dogs. And before them marched a squad of policemen , not to keep the clowns in order the appointed business of a clown Is to be out of order but to keep adult well-bodied citizens out of the way , and to see that none got between the eyes in the balconies and the per formance In the street The children were ready. At a sig nal from the nurses , those wlio had lungs to spare blew upon tin horns. The clowns looked up and smiled. One clowi ? who had lived a hard life , drew < his hand across his white paint and < worth mentioning for his own pleasure. But the fact also emphasizes a point to which we called attention some time ago , that the rich men who are most criticised are those who give the most money away. No doubt It should be set down to the credit of Mr. Sage's discretion that he never.tried to pauperize anybody or anything. Har per's Weekly. BETTOTG WANTED HT BASS BALL. HAT p. member of the national baseball com mission who Is also the owner of a league T baseball club has made wagers on the result of the race in the National League is one of the developments of tbe baseball season that are likely to bring the national game into disrepute. One of the duties of the national commission la to pass on the eligibility of players whose services may be in dispute. In the case of tbe wager making baseball "magnate , " it so occurred that he was called upon to pass on a player who has been a leading factor in the success of one of the clubs that the "magnate" is betting against The player was awarded to another club , thus , It IB claimed , working Injury to the club that he had been playing with. The "magnate" naively explains that his decision had nothing to do with his bets , but was based on indisputable evidence that the player had previously been awarded to another club. It Is worthy of note that the "magnate's" wagers were not made on the success of his own club , which might be excused on the ground of enthusiasm. With the peanut politics of baseball which Is usually laughable the public is not greatly concerned. But in baseball scandal it Is deeply interested , Anything that tends to show that the national game is not a fair and open game , anything that savors of uncleanllness , is sure to injure it Baseball has never prospered as a betting game and it never will. With the public itself the betting mania seldom goes further than a hat , a pair of gloves , or a bor of cigars. When , therefore , an official of organized baseball and a club manager risks sevral thousand dollars lars in betting on the outcome of a league race , as In this case , baseball passes under a cloud. Such a scandal simply means a return to the days before baseball was made clean to the days when charges of "bought and sold" games placed It In disre pute throughout the country. Chicago Inter Ocean. LOWER PARES , MORE TRAFFIC. HERE Is , however , scarcely anything moro certain than that , except perhaps at the start , the road will not lose by the reduc tion. As the Railroad Gazette has often stated editorially , It is most desirable that fares should be as low and simple as pos sible. Such action not only brings about an Increase of travel , which , in every Important case which has been brought to our notice , soon makes up for the lowering of the rate received ; but , what Is of the largest value to a railroad company , even though not reducible to dollars and cents , Is that low and simple fares en gender a spirit of confidence and good feeling toward the railroad company on the part of the traveler which means , pretty generally , on the part of the communities through which the road runs , on whose public opinion the railroad Is In the last analysis BO entirely dependent Railroad Gazette. said , "God bless the little himps ! My boy isi n the hospital In Lunnon. " And another clown heard him and said , gruf fly , "Shut up ! Do you .want to spoil this show ? " Presently the circus began In the street The fat clown with a pneu matic stomach was tackled by the lit tle dog , Pete , and rolled over and over In the dirt The acrobats did wonder ful balancing acts on the ends of their noses and their toes. The giant clown , who was nine feet high , but was really a short man with an artificial body , broke Into two parts , and his legs went running up the street A preposterous clown tried to sell a dog that was only stuffed. A mother clown washed a baby clown that was really a burly , big man , and when she scrubbed his ears out with a scrubbing brush , the chil dren In the balcony laughed loudest , for they knew that trick. So the performance went on , until It was all over , and the clowns went back to their work better for what they had done ; and the children went back to their wards better for what they had seen. HIM Tribal Descent. Congressman Llewellyn Power * of Maine , beside being a millionaire , is a man of striking appearance. Being tall , lean , with high cheek bones and wear ing his coarse , black hair long , he bears some resemblance to the aborigines of the continent One day while travel ing on a Maine railroad , where "In dians and ministers' ride for half fare , Mr. Powers met a member of the Pas- samaquoddy tribe in the smoking car and started in to question his copper colored constituent as to his manner of living and how he liked the tribal relations ; in Maine. After some min utes i of talk Mr. Powers asked : "By the , way , which of the two tribes do you belong to ? " "Myself bin all Passa- maquoddy i , " replied the Indian. "Wat tribe i was you bin ? " Before the Boston drummers who sat in 1 adjoining seats had finished laugh ing j Mr. Powers discovered that he had urgent i business which called him to the \ Pullman. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Few Exceptions. " 'Most every man has a rival In his wife's affections , " remarked the sage of Phllosophervllle. "If It hain't a poodle , it's a rubber plant" Louis ville Courier-Journal. How good things sound when wom en talk about how they should be cook ed and served 1 JOHNNY KNEW HOI. Little Johnny Sykes has been brought up carefully. Mrs. Parinenter Sykes feels that she is responsible for the rec titude of his conduct and plans to de liver aJll that the order calls for. She rescued Mm one day from a situation too complicated for her , with her near sighted eyes , to analyze , and sent him to the bath tub to be improved. While she awaited his return she described the affray to his father. j "It was perfectly terrible ! " she said. "There were at least half a dozea boys all In a mess , fighting each other like little animals. I couldn't be sure John ny was there , but I knew Archibald Gray was , for I saw his red suit He was down on his back in the road , and some other boy was clawing and pound ing him. Why , Richard , you wouldn't believe a human being could be so bru tal as that other boy waa. When John ny comes down perhaps he can tell us who It was , and we can have him ar rested. I am so glad Johnny Is not such a brute as that ! " | Just then Johnny entered the room , I sweet and fresh from his bath and new ly clad In his latest finery. His mother * turned to him. "Johnny , " she cried , "tell us who it was that was pounding Archibald. " Johnny looked up in delight "Aw , now , ma , " he said , "did you see that ? I was afraid you come too late. Say , didn't I do 'im fine ? That was me potmdlng ' 1m. He said I was a sissy , BO I punched him , and all the other fellers sailed into each other fear fun. We wouldn't 'a quit only w * thought you was the police. " Monarch * The King of Italy Is one of the most energetic of monarchs ; he was taught by his tutor never to be idle for a mo ment and was always punished If caught doing nothing. You often hear people claiming credit because they do not hear gossip : Per haps they "talk" so much their friends are afraid to repeat gossip to them. When you run yourself down and your listeners say nothing it Is a slgnj they agree with you. If they stand upj for you it is a sign they are beings polite. _ Mothers are wonderfully patient considering - } sidering there Is BO price up- LINCOLN'S WEAPON. He Employed Ridicule fa ? Hl Client' * BencJlt. Wit and ridicule were Lincoln * weap ons of ffence and defense , and he probably laughed more jury cases out At court than any other man who ever practiced at the bar. "I once heard Mr. Lincoln defend a man in Bloomington against a charge of passing counterfeit money , " Vice President Stevenson told the writer. "There was a pretty clear case against the accused , but when the chief witness for the people took the stand he stated that his name was J. Parker Green , nnd Lincoln reverted to this the mo ment he rose to cross-examine. 'Why J. Parker Greene ? What did that J. stand for ? John ? Well , why didn't the witness call himself John'P. Green ? That was his name , wasn't it ? Well , what was the reason he didn't wisn to be known by his right name ? Did J. Parker Green have anything to conceal , and If not , why did J. Parker Green part his name in that way ? ' And so on. Of course , the whole examination was farcical , " Mr. Stevenson continued , "but there was something irresistibly funny in the varying tones and inflec tions of Mr. Lincoln's voice as he rang the changes upon the man's name ; and at the recess the very boys in the street took up the slogan and shouted 'J. Par ker Green ! ' all over the town. More over , there was something in Lincoln's way of intoning his questions which made me suspicious of the witness , and to this day I have never been able to rid ray mind of the absurd impression that there was something not quite jright about J. Parker Green. 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