\ Treating Wrong Disease. Many times women call on their family physicians , suffering , as they imagine , one from dyspepsia , another from heart disease , another from liver or kidney disease , another from nervous exhaustion or prostration , another with pain here and there , and in thii ! way they all present alike to thwnsflvcs and their casS'-going and indifferent , or over-busy doctor , sep arate and distinct diseases , for which ho , assuming thorn to be such , prescribes his pills und potions. In reality , they are all only xymptmns caused by some uterine disease. The physician , ignorant of the cause of suffering , encourages this prac tice until large bills are made. The suf fering patient gets no better , but probably worse , by reason of the delay , wrong treatment and consequent complications. A proper medicine like Dr. Picrce's Fa vorite Prescription , directed to the cause would have entirely removed the disease , thereby dispelling all those distressing symptoms , and instituting comfort in stead of prolonged misery. It has been well said , that "a disease kno\vn is half * cured. " Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is a scientific medicine , carefully devised by an experienced and skillful physician , and adapted to woman's delicate system. It is made of native medicinal roots and is perfectly harmless in its effects in any condition of the system. As a powerful invigorating tonic "Fa vorite Prescription " imparts strength to the whole system and to the organs dis tinctly feminine in particular. For over worked , "worn-out , " "run-down , " debili tated teachers , milliners , dressmakers , seamstresses , "shop girls , " house-keepers , nursincmothers , and feeble women gen erally , J3r. Picrce's Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon , being un equaled as an appetizing cordial and re ! storative tonic. As a soothing and strengthening nerv ine "Favorite Prescription " is unequaled and is invaluable in allaying and sub duing nervous excitability , irritability , nervous exhaustion , nervous prostration , neuralgia , hysteria , spasms , chorea , St. Vitus's dance , and other distressing , nerv ous symptoms-commonly attendant upon functional and organic disease of the uterus. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets invigorate the stomach , liver and bowels. One to tfcrec a dose. Easy to take as candy. Remember Anniversaries. The happiest households are those that do not let die out the sentiment connected with various anniversaries. Although gift-giving or recognition of such events in a suitable way may be out of the question owing to the straitened circumstances of those "within the gates , " there can yet be a little air of festivity when moth er's or father's birthday comes around , or some wedding anniversary is to be celebrated. An extra dish , a little bunch of flowers , or some special mu sic prepared for the occasion , will show the kindly spirit and the loving remembrance that count far more than the money value of any gift. As the children grow up , if these festi vals are encouraged , they will have much to look forward to and much more to remember in the years to come when they go out to do battle with the world and find that senti ment is crushed under foot and affec tion is regarded only as a side issue. Ask Yonr Dealer for Allen's Foot-Ease A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests the feet. Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen. Sore , Hot , Callous , Aching , Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores , 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted , H Le Roy , N. Y. Old Time Shoestring : . In the old days we made strings of calfskin. Every farmer was an ex pert We would cut a disk of leather three or four inches in diameter , stick the point of a sharp knifeblade in a board , place the thumb nail the thickness of a match from it , and quickly draw the string through the opening , the perimeter being reduced the thickness of a match at every measure of the circumference. Pretty work ! Then the square string was rolled uetween the sole of the shoe and the floor till perfectly round , after -which it was greased with tallow. Such a lace would last for months , "but their shine soon wears off , giving them a much worn appearance. Kan sas City Journal. England's only humming bird died at the London Zoo recently , two weeks af ter its much-heralded arrival from Ven ezuela , in spite of a diet of honey and beef tea. A CURE FOR DEBILITY Dr. Williams' Pink Pills A Reliable Remedy for the Weak , Ailing and Bloodless. "When the body is weak and the blood thin it is sometimes difficult to find the cause unless a wasting illness has pre ceded , or the sufferer happens to be a girl on the verge of womanhood. Obscure influences , something un- healthf ul in one's surroundings or work , may lead to a slow impoverishment of , the blood and an eufeeblement of the iwhole body. When a serious stage has iheen reached there seems to be nothing that will account for it. Mr. O. E. Legg , of Tiptou , W. Ya. , has found a successful method of treat- .ing weakness and bloodlessuess. He 'says : 1 " I used Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for weakness caused by a lingering malarial -fever that began in the spring of 1896. 'The ' worst effects of this were indiges tion and a bad state of my blood. I was .anannic . , as the doctors sav. People ' generally would say that I d'idn't have blood enough , or that I didn't have the .right . kind of blood ; mine was too thin. 'My kidneys and liver were out of order. I was badly annoyed by sour risings .from my stomach. There was a good .deal ofpaiu , too , in my back and under u > y right shoulder blade. " " How long did these troubles last ? " "For over two years. For four months of that time I was uuder the care of a physician , but his medicine did ine no good. Meanwhile I learned of the cures that had been wrought by Dr. Williams'Pink Pills. " "You owe your cure to these pills ? " " I certainly do , and I also know that they are helping others to whom I have recommended them. They have real merifc and I know of nothing that would take their place. " For further information and valuable booklet address the Dr. Williams Medicine " cine Co.Scbenectady , OPIN1ONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS THE CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN. jOYS in highway robbery , girls in wine rooms and dance halls. These are the spectacles that are sending sword thrusts of pain and grief into parental hearts all over the laud this winter , and every winter and every season of every year in this and every land , and perhaps especially in this land , where parental authority is apt to relax and filial reverence vo decline and youthful blood run riot in the quest for excitement , adventure knd fun. Every city is agitated over Its wild boys and wild girls. What is to be said , what is to be done ? Sociology has run to seed in the propensity to attrib ute every individual action to the tendency of society. Not the drunkard is censurable , but only the saloon ; not the man who gambles away his week's wages , but only the cards and the green table ; not the girl who yields to some insistent ruflian , but the four walls and the furniture that were the scene of her ruin ; not the boy that joins a bevy of evil companions , but the police man on his block , or the yellow journal , or the divorce laws , or the straight front corset , or woman's clubs. No boy is ever caught in the meshes of the law under the Impression that he was behaving thimself. No girl is guiltless and innocent of heart who goes into a private room and drinks liqour with a strange man. That sound principles are not more fully understood and practiced by our youth is the fault of the father and mother , engrossed in business or pleasure to the exclusion of parental duties , such as the old Jewish , German and Puritan .fathers were wont to discharge witli such fidel ity and good results. Children do not form character and mold a destiny by chance. They must be trained ; and there'is no more crying need of the hour than the sense of parental re sponsibility. Men who look after their business with sedulous exactness , and-women who have studied Amer ican leads and 'antique rugs and Italian marbles and Parisian modes with infinite patience and care , dis charge the solemn obligations of fatherhood and mother hood in a careless and haphazard sort of way. Out of such betrayal of the most sacred of trusts comes the awful ruin of young lives. There are girls so trained that not all the wine rooms In the world could corrupt their virtue , and boys to whom a saloon and gambling house on every corner would be no temptation. Indian apolis Star. SCIENTIFIC MATRIMONY. way in which many marriages take place is an object of criticism and a cause of uneasiness to some scientists. They fear It is deteriorating the race. Men are care ful , they point out , to mate their horses and cattle so as to keep their blood pure and de velop In the highest degree possible the special qualities which make them valuable. But hu man beings are allowed to mate as they please regard less of their physical , mental , or moral deficiencies or of their adaptability to each other. For the good of pos terity as well as for the happiness of the candidates for matrimony there ought , it has been gravely argued , to be some authority to forbid the bans in case it should appear , for scientific reasons , that they ought not to be allowed. Marriages , it used to be said , are made in heaven. They ought , on this theory , to be made in the laboratory. American Medicine does not like the theory. It ques tions , in a recent article , if any man ever will be wise enough to say who ought and who ftught not to marry. It points out that many parents who have good consti tutions and seem ideally adapted to each other have children that "lack resistance to the invasion of path- "What In the world Is , rny little Mary trying to do ? " queried the genial Pa Jones , in a sugar-coated voice , as he dashed into the happy home , and found Ma diligently working with a pencil and paper. "Is she tearfully making her last will and testament ? Is she copying a recipe that Tells how to make angel cake without pain and prayers ? * Is she writing a note of apology to some dear lady friend , saying how sorry she is that she was looking out the second-story window and was not at home the day the dear friend called ? Is she " "No , Mr. Jones , " rejoined Ma , with a sweet , wifely glance at the poor soul who has to pay the freight , "I am sim ply trying to figure out how much money you waste each week on cigars , soothing syrups , dinners " "What's that , madame ? What's that , darling ? " was the exclalmful - Interjection tion of Pa , who lost no time in flaring up like the aurora borealis. "What are you talking about ? What are you tryIng - Ing to heap on to me ? What are you trying to throw over into my backyard ? Have you been listening to the quack ling of your garrulous mother again ? Have the Smiths been In another con sultation over my case ? Have " "Now don't get excited , you pretty boy ! " responded Ma , returning the old man's hawk-eyed glare "Don't start to howl and let all the neighbors know what a nice jay I have for a husband. I merely want to call your attention tea a few facts ! I merely want to remind you that words are good when backed by deeds here In large and | uscious bunches ! Every time I ask you for a cent yeu start to shriek like a locomo tive that has been hit in the smoke stack with a brick , and yet " "What's the matter with you , wom an ? What's the matter with you ? " was the indignant retort of the pained Pa. "What's aching you ? Don't I give you all the money you need for the house hold expenses ? Don't I pay the bills and buy teeth for your dear mother ? Don't I supply this family with the necessities of life and all the Smith relatives with luxuries ? Don't I " jou pay the bills , you nice old ogenic organisms" in other words , that are weak and puny while many parents who have poor constitu tions , or do not seem well adapted to each other , have fine children. It might have added that many couples who , when they were married , were pronounced perfect ly mated have ended in the divorce court , while many who were regarded MS unequally yoked together live BO happily as to be the envy of their neighbors and friends. American Medicine thinks what is needed is not more restrictions on marriage , but less. The interest of the race , It believes , is that young people shall be let marry pretty much as they choose. Perhaps the scheme of mating men and women "scientifically" Is not so sci entific as it seems. Its advocates forget that domesti cated animals are mated , not with a view to their good but with a. view to the pleasure or profit of those who own them. In a state of nature animals pair ns instinct prompts them. The result is to equip wild animals with bodies by which they are enabled much better than do mesticated ones to take care of themselves wherever they happen to be. When the good of the animal itself or of its own species is to be subseuvcd nature knows better than man how to guide its conduct , so it may be. after all , that the really scientific marriage is that in which science might be supposed to have the least part the marriage , that is , which is prompted by nature , the marriage solely for love. If this be the case , marriage is on a more scientific basis in the United States than in any other country. The young folks here usually arrange everything. The results , on the whole , are satisfactory. Many terminate their'romances In the divorce courts. But this does not show there is more martial Infelicity here than else where. In fact , there is less. All it shows is that those who cannot live happily together , or think they cannot , have more opportunity here than elsewhere to free them selves from bonds that gall them. THE USE OF SLANG. ! ARDLY a day passes without some bomb shell being thrown into the fortress of old cstablshed systems of education. The latest educator to play Nihilist Is Professor G. Stanley Hall , president of Clark University , who has been explaining to a summer class of teachers that they should not correct their pupils in the use of slang , because slang Is beneficial. He said that the boy or girl between the ages of 14 and 19 needed , to acquire fluency , and that slang would help along this result. He therefore recommended the teacher who heard a stiident .state that Jie had. a. "hunch" or a "straight tip" not to make any correction , because the student had found the right word. The teachers gasped , and It Is not to be wondered dt that they did. Every one who has ever taught a school , or been to one , knows that the efforts of most teachers are of necessity directed toward the use of correct English in the recitation room , by themselves and their pupils. If slang is. to be substituted for our mother tongue , where , if you please , is the child to leara to speak English ? It is to be doubted whether the conclusion of Professor Hall is correct , and whether the high school student needs to acquire fluency. As a general thing , boys and girls of that age can talk fast enough about anything In which they are interested , and it is not likely that their recita tions will be any more fluent if they are allowed to make them in slang. The trouble generally is that school does not interest them , and their own affairs do. Moreover , it is something of an imposition to expect these teachers to learn slang in addition to all the other things they nre expected to know. Slang is a language , and changes yearly , as it ought to , for but little of it is worth preserving. Cannot the teacher be more profitably occupied than in studying the patois of the streets ? Washington Times. quawk ! " scrapfully responded the heated Ma. "But you stop right there like a spite fence butting into an in junction ! What do you do with the money that is left ? Dp you give it to me ? Do you ever surprise me with a donation of a dollar ? No , Hen Jones ! You know you don't. If I want a few cents to buy anything I have got to pat you on the back , call you Teddy Roosevelt and make you think that you are the only thing that can whizz down the pike without displaying a license tag ! If I want a new hat or new gown I have got to apply to the courts for a writ of replevin to make you loosen up , or go through your clothes when you are asleep ! If I " "You are rambling , Mrs. Jones ! You are rambling ! " broke in Pa , steam- fully. "You are mixed like dough in a bake shop ! You are " "Shut up , you freak ! " was the shoutful interruption of Ma. "I am not half done yet ! I have not even commenced ! If I want anything for myself I have.got to beg or steal it , -while you are throwing away money putting on airs and proving that you are a soft snap to your thirsty pals ! Only yesterday you brought home an other box of cigars What is more , " you "You make me sick , madame ! . You make me sick ! " exclaimed the exas perated Pa. "You make me feel like a repetant kioodle that has been mon keying with parts green ! You make me feel like a chill victim in an ague cli mate ? Haven't I got a right to smoke one or two cigars a day ? Haven't I " "Of course you have , your beautiful heathen ! " put in Ma , angrily. "You have a right to spend your whole in come on bums and dinners , while I go without the things I actually need ! You have the right to squander every cent you make on poker and other fool ishness , while your poor little wife suffers in silence ! That's what I get for leaving Papa and a good home to marry a hog-headed Jones. That's what I get for " "Fade away , sweetheart ! Fade away ! " returned the irritated Pn , yelp- fully. "Scat ! Sneak ! Hie yourself away to the backwoods and cackle It over with the crows ! Chase yourself away to your dear mother and chirp it over with her ! I am tired of hearing you warble ! I am tired of hearing you sing ! " With this Pa Jones speedily basiled to his den , and sought solace In one of the disputed cigars , while Ma , hav ing no one to scrap with , soulfully sighed and looked into the sympathetic eyes of little Fido. "What is the meaning of this bill , madame ? What Is the meaning of this bill , Mrs. Jones ? " cried Pa , with some evidence of anguish the next evening. "Will you be good enough to tell me why you are buying porch screens in March ? Will you be sweet enough to explain what you are going to do with bathing suits in mid-winter ? Will " you "That's all right , Henry ! " replied Ma , cheerfully. "I got them because they were marked down at least 50 per cent on account of the season , and " "Got them because they were marked down , madame ! Got them because they were marked down ! " thundered the hysterical Pa , glaring first at the bill and then at Ma. "Well , do you think that was a wise stunt ? Do you think that any sane Jones would have done a loony act like that ? What do you mean by tying up capital that I need In my business ? What do you mean Gee whizz ! Holy smoke ! If here isn't a couple of hammocks. Here also a lot of palm leaf fans and a bunch of garden hose ! Why didn't you buy firecrackers ers , Mrs. Jones ? Why didn't you lay in your Fourth of July works while you were about it ? Why didn't you get twenty-seven yards of fly paper ? Why didn't you get tickets for the baseball game ? Why didn't you " "But , Henry , " interposed Ma , "you don't understand ! You don't " "Silence , woman ; Silence ! " barked the commanding Pa , majestically. "Put the kibosh on your gabble trap ! It is my turn to speak now ! It is my turn to spout with all the eloquence of a ranting spellbinder ! Don't say an other word to me about wasting money ! Don't say another squawk to me about squandering coin for cigars ! You have got me beaten in the lavish hand game like a wheelbarrow in an auto race ! You take the cake , Smithy ! You win the pot ! " Ma came back with words long , loud and plenty , and during the next two hours a dynamite explosion might have broken into the home of the Jones fam ily without being heard. Philadelphia Telegraph. Every mother is a trained nurse with the two unimportant exceptions j of the uniform and the wage * . ' Resolutions adopted Dy the commit tee of the Congress on Uniform Divorce Law last month recommended that no attempt be made to secure a Federal divorce law by amendment of the Con stitution , but that each State adopt legislation restricting to its own citi zens the remedies afforded by its stat utes. It is further recommended that a court , in a case between persons mar ried outside the State , shall recognize only those causes for divorce which are recognized in the place where the par ties were married. To prevent collu sive divorces , it is recommended that hearings and trials should always be before the court , and never before dele gated representatives of the court. The Congress docs not recommend ar , pres ent attempt at uniform legislation as to causes for divorce , but names ten causes which seem to be in accordance with American legislation : former marriages , bigamj- , coercion , fraud , in sanity unknown to the other party , in fidelity , conviction of felony , intoler able cruelty , wilful desertion for two years and habitual drunkenness. There will be no ship subsidy legis lation by the House at this session. The Committee on Merchant Marine and Fisheries , to which was referred the measure passed by the Senate , has di vided ten to eight against the pro posed legislation. Five of the twelve Republican members of the committee are opposed to the bill and all of the six Democratic members , with the ex ception of one , are with them. The principal ground for opposition is un certainty as to whether its provisions will call for the appropriation of $20- 000,000 a year or $100,000,000. .She western Republicans on the committee who are lined up against the bill fear that its inducements will be so great as to take from the coastwise and lake trade a number of vessels to enter the foreign trade for the subsidies offered. They insist that any measure which will have such an effect should be op posed for the reason that all ships engaged in domestic and coastwise traf fic should be encouraged to maintain competition with the railroads. What happens when barren lands arc irrigated is disclosed in a recent state ment by Mr. C. J. Blanchard , an en gineer of the reclamation service. A year ago last spring he camped on the banks of the Snake River in Southern Idaho in a sage brush tract of a lum- dred thousand acres. His camp con tained the only human beings within thirty miles. Last October , after the dam in the river for the irrigation res ervoir was well along , riding in a pas senger car on a new railroad over the same route that he had traveled six teen months before , he passed three towns , and was in sight of a population of nearly four thousand. Yet not a drop of water had been delivered for irrigation. The people were on the ground ready to cultivate the land as soon as the water was ready. This j scorns to be doing better than making j a second blade of grass grow up to keep ! company with a single lonesome blade , for it makes four thousand persons live where only sage brush grew before. { In a special bulletin recently issued by the United States census bureau it Is reported that in all the benevolent institutions of the country 2,040,272 persons found refuge and relief during 1904 , at the close of which 284,372 re mained. This may be taken as about the average number of inmates at any one time. The males outnumber the females , largely because of the large number of soldiers' homes. The cost ( for 1903) ) amounted to $55,577,633 , of which about 50 per cent was for hos pital maintenance. Orphanages and per manent homes took about $10,000,000 ( each , and asylums for the deaf , dumb and blind about $3,500,000. Paying inmates - j mates contributed toward the total $14,845,508 , and $6,089,226 was drawn from public funds. * * Seats are held In the British House of Commons on the principle of first come first served. Consequently fifty new members gathered at the Parlia ment building at midnight of the day before the session opened last month , to await the unlocking of the doors. In order that they might get good seats by depositing their hats thereon. This is one of the many things which we ar range better in America. * * V " The President has issued an order directing the registration of every em ploye of the government known to be consumptive , and the examination of all suspected of having the disease. All buildings are to be made sanitary , by cleansing or structural changes. The order is believed to affect 25,000 em ployes. Instead of drinking water from glasses , certain persons in Washington soon may be using gourds in old rustic style. Mrs. Roosevelt is preparing to give such receptacles to several close friends. The gourds are of a new va riety , called the Theodore Roosevelt gourd , and are the productc of the farm she bought in Virginia last summer. The Roosevelt gourd will hold almost a half gallon. Patronize those who advert ! * * . WOMEM FiliO RELIEF The Case of Miss Irene Crosby IS One of Thousands of Cures maclo byLydla E. Plnkhasa's Vegetable Compound. How many women realize that it is not the plan of nature that women should suffer so severely. iss Irene Crosby Thousands of American women , how ever , have found relief from all monthly - - E. Pinkham's suffering- taking- Lydia Vegetable Compound , as it is the most thorough female regulator known to ( medical science. It cures the condition , which causes so much discomfort and , robs these periods of their terrors. Miss Irene Crosby , of 313 Charlton Street , East Savannah , Ga. , writes : " Lydia E. Pinkham'sVegetable Compound 15 a true friend to woman. It has been of great benefit to me , curing me of irregular and painful periods when everything else had failed , and I gladly recommend it to other suffering women. " Women who are troubled with pain ful or irregular periods , backache , bloatingor ( flatulence ) , displacement of organs , inflammation or ulceration , that "bearing-down" feeling , dizzi ness , faintness , indigestion , nervons. prostration or the blues , should take immediate action to ward off the seri ous consequences , and be restored to perfect health and strength by taking- Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound , and then write to Mrs. Pink- ham , Lynn , Mass. , for further free ad vice. She is daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham and for twenty-five years has been advising women free of charge. Thousands have been cured by so doing. A Tvrlcc-Told Talc. A Massachusetts lawyer has a notori ously treacherous memory for details. This failing occasionally leads him to garble a joke in repeating it. Recent ly he met a friend , who , clapping him upon the shoulder- said enthusiastical ly : "Well" , old man , this Is a fine day for the race , isn't it ? " , * "Why , what race ? " "The human race , " said the friend and fled. This was the first time the lawyer had , ever heard this very ancient joke , so he determined to get it oft ? on the next man he met and he did , in this ; manner : "Hello , Godfrey , isn't this a fine day ; for the trot ? " "Trot what trot ? " "By gad , " stammered the lawyer , "I swear there was a jofce there , but I can't find it now ! " Lippincott's. TEEHIBLE SCALP HTJMOB. Badly Affected -with Sores and Crusta Extended Down Behind the Ears Another Cure by Cuticura. "About ten years ago my scalp be came badly affected with sore and itch ing humors , crusts , etc. , and extended down behind the ears. My hair came out in places , also. I was greatly troubled ; understood it was eczema. Tried various remedies , so called , with out effect. Saw your Cuticura adver tisement , and got the Cuticura Rem edies at once. Applied them as to di rections , etc. , and after two weeks , I think , of use , was clear as .a whistle. I have to state also that late last fall , October and November , 1904. I was suddenly afflicted with a bad eruption , painful and itching pustules over tha lower part o f the body. I suffered dreadfully. In two months , under the skillful treatment of my doctor , con joined with Cuticura Soap and Cuil- cura Ointment , I found myself cured. H. M. F. Weiss , Rosemond , Christian Co. , 111. , Aug. 31 , 1905. " Tree Sleeps at A curious member of the vegetable kingdom has been discovered in the far East. It is a species of acacia which grows to a height of about eight feet and when full grown closes its leaves to gether in curls each day at sunset and curls its twigs in the form of a pigtail. After the tree has settled itself in this way for a night's sleep , like most sleep ers , it objects to being disturbed. It touched it will nutter as if agitated and impatient at the interruption of its slum bers. _ How's This ? "We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for nny case of Catarrh than cannot be cored by Hall's Catarrh Care. F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo , O. We , the undersigned , have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years , and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carryout out any obligations made by his firm. WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally. acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. A Sllsrht Change. vr " ' "You're not so bad off as I am , " said the cheerful attendant in toe hospital to -V I the patient -who was about to be carried into the operating room. "fjow so ? " asks the frightened patient. "Well , you will get well and be back at work in a few days , but I lose my job next week. " "Thenwhat are you going to do ? " "Well , I guess I'll have to go back to the butcher business. " Indianapola- SUr.