They Stand Alone. Standing out in bold relief , all aon L and as a conspicuous example of open , frank and honewt dealing with the sick and afflicted , are Dr. Plerce's Favorite Prescription for weak , over-worked , de bilitated , nervous , "run-down , " pain- racked women , and Dr. Plerce's Goldrn Medical Discovery , the famous remedy for weak stomach , Indigestion , or dys pepsia , torpid liver , or biliousness , all catarrhal affections whether of the gtomacb , bowels , kidneys , bladder , nasal passages , throat , bronchia , or other mu cous passages , also as an effective remedy for all diseases arising from thin , watery or impure blood , as scrofulous and skin affections. Each hottlo of the above medicines bears upon its wrapper a badge of hon esty In the full list of Ingredients com posing It printed in plain English. ' JL'his frank and open publicity places these medicines in a clews all oy them selves , and is the best guaranty of their merits. They cannot be classed as patent nor secret medicines for they are neither being of linuwn composition. Dr. Pierce feels that he can afford to take the afflicted into his full confidence and lay all tho ingredients of his medi cines freely before them because these Ingredients are such as are endorsed and most strongly praised by scores of tho most eminent medical writers as cures for the diseases for which these medi cines are recommended. Therefore , the a filleted do not have to rely alone upon Dr. Pierce's recommendation as to the curative value 'of his medicines for cer tain easily recognized diseases. A glance at the printed formula on each bottle will show that no alcohol and no harmful or habit-forming drugs enter Into Dr. Pierce's medicines , they being wholly compounded of glyceric extracts of the roots of native , American forest plants. These are best and safest for the cure of most lingering , chronic dis eases. Dr. R. V. Pierce can be consulted FREE , by addressing him at Buffalo , N. Y. , and all communications are re garded as sacredly confidential. It Is as easy to be well as 111 and much more comfortable. Constipation is the cause of many forms of Illness. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipa tion. They are tiny , sugar-coated gran nies. One little "Pellet" is a gentle laxa tive , two a mild cathartic. All dealers in medicines sell them. Performing Unpleasant Duties. "The very next time you have some thing unpleasant to do , something , to tvhich you bring an unwilling mind , " Bays a writer in Harper's Bazar , "jusl repeat the following formula to your- \ self , and say it over and over again until you believe it : 'This which 1 am doing now is what , in the circum stances , I prefer to do at this moment , above all other things. Of course , then , I enjoy it ! ' Ti Is self-restraint , .faithfully applied during dishwashing , bed-making , sweeping , dusting , house- cleaning , stocking-darning , and all the monotonous duties of a home woman , 'may be relied on to bring floods ol sunshine everywhere. The work ia done in less time , and with less fric- 'tion ' , than ever before , an atmosphere of peace and serenity pervades the whole household , the soul of the work er is enlarged. It is worth trying. Try It at once , dear readers. " BANKS OF CANADA GAIN ; PEO PLE'S SAVINGS BIG. Record of Financial Institutions for the Year 1O05 Shotva Remarkable Prosperity All Over the Dominion. Ottawa , Ontario , March 1. The year tvbich has just closed has been one most satisfactory and progressive with the financial institutions of Canada , and the business of the chartered banks reflects the unpsecedented prosperity njoyed throughout the country during Ithe year 1905. i The Increased demands made upon the banks of the Dominion by the com mercial and agricultural expansion of , the year were provided for without the 'monetary ' disturbances sometimes noted In the United States. Whatever opin ions may be held as to the composition ! of the Canadian banking .system , it is .claimed that is flexible currency has many commendable features , and with- 'out which the last few mouths of the , year must have produced a money Stringency with probably disastrous re sults. It is felt that a wider field of credit in the Dominion is needed , and consequently the capital of many exist ing banking institutions has been in creased and several new banks are in process of organization. The chartered banks of Canada to day enjoy the confidence of the general public to a greater extent than ever be fore. The total deposits of the people In thesa institutions last year were $522,317,000 , which shows an increase of over $56,000,000 for the year. In actual money in bank probably no otn- er country in the world , comparatively speaking , can make a better showing than Canada. The total deposits of the Canadian people in the government savings banks , in special savings institutions , and In the chartered banks alone amounted last year to the enormous sum of $609,454,000. This represents an average credit balance of over $100 per head of the population of the Do minion , and it is stated that the only other country in the world that ap proaches this record is Denmark , where the average credit balance is about $96.50 per capita. The above figures , however , do not comprehend moneys deposited with private bankers , loan companies , mortgage corporations and trust companies , or what is hoarded up In secret hiding places. The annual report of the Dominion finance department , just issued to the public , shows a surplus in the Domin- ' ion treasury for the fiscal year of $7- 863,000 , and refers to the remarkable increase in the public revenues during the year. Marriage an an Institution. The historical facte concerning mar- riageasan institution are probably only vaguely known to the majority of peo ple , most of whom would doubtless be surprised to learn that the institution , as we know it to-day , Is less than 500 years old. Histories or the marriage ceremony show that it was not solem nized in churcb as a religious rite until the time of Pope Innocent III. , A. D. 119S , and was not considered a sacra ment until 1443. Like ! i When mild yvlou > ch comes in LThe trick b just to "work in ' Ao mxtter how the month comes in Twill do out like 0 o-circus ) ARMY OF LAWMAKERS. More than 8OOO of Them to Frame Our Statutes. There are 8,155 lawmakers in the United States , counting bath State and federal legislators and those who are en gaged in the framing of laws for Ha waii and Porto Rico. These lawmakers cost a lot of money. In New York the members of the Assembly and Senators used to get $15 a day each , with the idea that the session wou'd last on an average of 100 days. This limit was overrun so often , how ever , that a change was made some yeara ago , the payment of each session being fixed at $1,500 for each of the 200 Sen ators and Assemblymen just $300,000 a year in salaries for the lawmakers them selves. These salaries , of course , are only a beginning in the annual cost of the lawmaking mill ; there are legislative em ployes of many sorts and grades ; all have to be paid , and the grand total would be a fortune every year for anybody with notions of wealth below the multi-mill ionaire level. In most other States the pay is by the day , ranging from $3 in Kansas and some other States to $8 in Florida. Pennsyl vania paj's $1,500 a session , like New York ; Massachusetts , $750 ; Illinois , $1- 000 ; New Jersey , $500 ; Wisconsin , $500 ; Mississippi , $400 ; Ohio , $000 ; Iowa , $550 ; Washington , $300 , and Maine , $150. Such investigating committees as tho insurance committee , whose report is now up in the New York Legislature , are a fruitful sourceof cost , and years when such investigations are made the law- making expense is increased in New York by many 'thousands of dollars. OHIO SHIP CANAL. Bill to Incorporate a Company In Presented in Consfre.su. The bill to incorporate the Lake Erie and Ohio River Ship Canal Company wa3 taken up by the House by the vote of 180 to G7. Chairman Davidson ( Republi can ) of Wisconsin of the committee on railways and canals said this would be the last link in the chain of waterways from New York too New Orleans , over which the commerce of twenty-four States could go , and , "as canals everywhere have proved to be , would be a regulator of railway rates. " Leader Williams of the minority said he suspected that the franchise had already been turned over to the Pennsylvania railroad or some other railroad interest at Pittsburg. His objection to the bill was that the govern ment surrendered its power over a river and harbor improvement to a private cor poration. Mr. Dalzell ( Republican ) of Pennsylvania , who is the author of the bill , declared it to be a great national project , the construction of which would not cost the government a penny. He said that the idea of connecting the lakes and the Ohio had been advocated as far back n < ? 1824 , when the government mado the first surveys. Baron Gucrne has been elected presi dent of the Paris Geographical Society. It ir announced that King Edward will go to Athens to attend the Olympian games. King Carlos of Portugal , who is an artist of considerable ability , usually sends his paintings as gifts. Admiral Togo will be escorted on his trip to the United States next month by two Japanese armored cruisers. Roger E. Fry of London , England , fs to succeed George H. Storey as curator of paintiugs in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. The Czar's eldest daughter has one of the finest collections of penny toys in the world , which have been sent to her from Paris , London and Berlin. A large bust of the late President Kruger , destined to mark his grave at Pretoria , has just been completed by a sculptor at Saargemund , Lorraine. Tho Duke of Teck , who was educated at Wellington , is descended from a char coal burner and has in his armorial bear ings a coal burner's hand holding some silver It is said that Prince Louis Napoleon , now in the Russian service as governor general of the Caucasus , recently object ed to having soldiers fire on unarmed mobs of workingmen. The father of Campbell-Bannerman , the new prime minister of England , laid the foundation for his fortune in Glas gow by abolishing in his place or business the sj'stem then known as "prigging. " To "prig" was to bargain and to beat down the price of goods. His goods were mark ed in plain figures and his success was almost instantaneous. He was knighted by Queen Victoria. Lieutenant Commander Count Albert Victor Gleischen , the new military at tache of the British embassy at Wash ington , is a second cotisin of King Ed ward and a third cousin of the German emperor. Horridge , "the man who beat Bal- four , " as he is already known , is a law yer and was a stranger in Manchester. The Liberals thought little of his chances , but he developed unexpected fighting qualities and called Mr. Balfour's divis ion the "Port Arthur of conservatism , " and asked everybody to imitate the Jap- .anese and take the stronghold. . . BILLBOARDS FOR RELIGION. Churches of Colorado Are Adrer- tltflnK Elaborately. The use of the bill board , the postei and the placard to advertise religious ser vices is coming into favor in Denver. It was begun by Rev. Christian F. Reisner , pastor of Grace Methodist Episcopal church , and if the present rivalry among congregations in the matter of the con spicuous display of their advertisements is not soon abated theater managers , who in the past enjoyed a practical monopoly of the bill board privileges , may be called on to pay an advance in the price of space on the boards. Not only are the churches doing more advertising than ever before , but there is keen rivalry in the wording of the advertisements. This activity dates from last spring , when Rev. Billy Sunday , the ex-ball play er evangelist , held meetings in the Colo rado gold camps. He caused all the coun ty seat towns in the neighborhood of the places where he conducted revivals to be placarded , and families drove for miles and traveled across the mountains to hear his sermons. Sunday introduced what to Colorado was an innovation , in the form of "stick ers , " bearing the legend , "Get Right With God. " These were pasted on sidewalks , on lamp posts , on the winar > ws of street cars in every place where they would attract attention. One religious cam paigner slipped into a fashionable hotel at Colorado Springs one night and pasted a "sticker" on the bands of all the hats he could find while the owners were at dinner. The Denver Young Men's Christian Association has adopted modern methods in raising money for a new building. It has set out to collect $200,000 in one month. The organization has rented a large storeroom on a prominent down town corner and there has established headquarters , much after the manner of a political campaign headquarters. A chairman receives reports hourly from his lieutenants , who have certain districts in charge , like precinct captains. New sub scriptions are indicated on a large clock dial placed high outside the building in plain view from two streets. The spirit of rivalry has spread to the Sunday schools , and school cries have been adopted by the children. When par ties of pupils from different Sunday schools meet they give voice to their cheers with all the enthusiasm of student- of rival colleges. IVENS ON TRIAL. Chicnfi-o Youth Charged with the Mnrder of Mrs. HollLster. Richard Glines Ivens.who was placed on trial in Chicago Wednesday before Judge Smith for the murder of Mrs. Brsinklin Hollister , is 24 years old. His father is a carpenter and the boy Imd no bad reputation until he confessed his crime. In many ways the appearance of the youth is not unfavorable. It was on Jan. 12 that lie attacked the woman at the rear of his father's barn at 438 Belden avenue. Mrs. Holister was a church worker and a choir sing er at Wesley Methodist Church. The first shot by the defense in the trial was a vigorous objection to the admission of any reference to Ivens' confession , the prisoner's lawyer claim- RICHARD IVENS. ing that the confession was extorted from him by the "sweat box" process of the police. The court overruled the ob jection. Franklin C. Hollister , husband of Mrs. Hollister , was put on the stand. He said be last saw bis wife alive the morning of Jan. 12 , before be started to work. The next day be identified her body at an undertaking establish ment. I Steel Tru. t Opposes Strike. I President Corey of the United States Steel Corporation has brought to bear all the influence of that great enterprise , including his twenty-five-year contract with the Pittsburg Coal Company , in favor of granting an advance to the coal miner1 ! if necessary to avoid a strike. This he dirJ in a talk with President Robbins of tho Pittsburg Coal Company , Tues day , saying that the steel trust would not stand for any strike that would cause his steel mills to shut down for a single day for lack of coal. At the same time George J. Gould , representing interests in the West and South , has told the bitu minous operators that they must prevent a strike at all hazards. To this end , a meeting of the operators was held at Pitts burg. From 3ar and Near. The Central California Raisin Grov-- ers' Company disbanded at Fresno. Fire damaged the building of the Equit able Life Assurance Society at Memphis to the extent of $200,000. President Roosevelt will be invited to address the national convention of tho * Travelers' Protective Association in Buf- 1 falo next June on "The American Drum mer. " Frederick W. Seward , 70 years old , third assistant Secretary of State un der President Garfield , was knocked down and injured by an automobile in New York. President Watts of the Toledo , Ohio , school board , charged that attempts hud been made to bribe him by agents of pub lishers when new books were bought for tha schools recentlj- . The Senate Friday passed the bill pro viding for tho settlement of the affairs of the five civilized tribes of Indians. Un der the guise of considering the measure , practically the entire session was given over to a discussion of the railroad ques tion , raised by Mr. La Follette's propos ed amendment to the Indian bill prohibit ing railroad companies and their stock holders from acquiring the coal lands in , the territory. This amendment , together with all the Indian committee's amend ments , was laid on the table. At 5 :32 : p. m. the Senate went jnto executive session and at 5 :40 : adjourned until Monday. The first private claims session of this Con gress occupied the House , twenty-five bills being passed , all for small amounts. 1 Opposition to many of the measures ac- ' counted for the small number put ' through. Five which were reported favor- ably by the committee went over because there was no quorum at 5:30 p. m. , when ths House adjourned until Monday. * In the Senate Monday numerous bills on tho calendar were passed , among them being one appropriating $100,000 to pay the expenses of the delegates to tho third annual conference of American States , one providing for compulsory education in the Distriot of Columbia and another reg ulating the selection of officers in the revenue cutter service. Senator Knox submitted extracts from the railroad laws of several States. At 3:30 : o'clock the statehood bill was taken up and read and then Mr. Nelson resumed his discussion of the measure. Legislation by unanimous consent under suspension of the rules en abled the House to pass severaf" bills of considerable importance. A resolution of inquiry as to whether any criminal pros ecutions have been inaugurated in the Northern Securities case was adopted after some heated debate. Mr. Shackel- ( ford of Missouri attacked the concentra- ' tion' of power in the hands of the Speak er in a speech on a bridge bill. The Senate measure providing for a delegate to Congress from Alaska was passed. A bill providing for the expenditure of $200,000 instead of $50,000 for the pur- [ chase of metal for nickels and pennies and ' providing for the minting of these coins at Denver , New Orleans and San Fran cisco was passed. m The question of enlargement of the army by disposing of contract surgeons and replacing them with surgeons who shall be given the rank of army officers occupied the attention of the Senate for the greater part of Tuesday. Mr. Hale criticised the bill severely. Senators Car ter"and Gallinger also spoke against it , and Senators Warren and Blackburn in its favor. The measure was not disposed of. Senator Long spoke in behalf of the statehood bill. ' Senators Clapp , McCum- ber and Du Bois were appointed to confer with k House committee for the settle ment of the affairs of the five civilized tribes of Indian Territory. A unanimous resolution was pased declaring Anthony Michalek a citizen of the tmited States , a resident of Illinois and a duly elected membpr of the Fifty-ninth Congress. The bill permitting tobacco growers to sell leaf tobacco through agents without pay- Ing the tax of 6 cents a pound heretofore charged was passed without discussion. The remainder of the day was devoted to tariff discussion , precipitated by the In dian appropriation bill. * * Two speeches on the railroad rate bill were made in the Senate Wednesday. Mr. Scott spoke in opposition to the pending measure , and Mr. Glapp sup ported it. The remainder of the session was devoted to statehood , Messrs. Per kins and Spooner speaking in opposition. Under the cover of the general debate on the Indian appropriation bill the House indulged in a Xood of oratory. Mr. Burke ( S. D. ) told of tl-e prosperous con dition of the Indians ; Mr. Kline ( Pa. ) advocated reforms in the fiscal system ; Mr. Brantley ( Ga. ) spoke against fed eral licenses for pilots ; Mr. Haughen ( Iowa ) opposed the establishment of a parcels post ; Mr. Gardner ( Mass. ) urged additional immigration restrictions , and Mr. Gaines ( Tenn. ) defended Henry Clay from the charge of being a stand patter. The entire time 'of the Senate Thurs day v..ns devoted to general debate on the statehood bill. Messrs. McCumber and Patterson opposed the measure as it now stands , while Mr. Beveridge supported it. He had not completed his speech when adjournment was taken. The House pass ed the Indian appropriation bill , carrying $7,785,528. Only a few minor amend ments were made. The members then pro ceeded to entangle themselves over the bill to abolish the grade of lieutenant general. The result was an adjournment for lack of a quorum , but the vote to consider the bill showed an overwhelming sentiment in its favor , and it probably -will be passed in due course. The follow ing reolutions were passed : Calling on the Secretary of State for the report of Herbert H. D. Peirce on the condition of Ameru-an consulates in the Orient , and especially Shanghai ; requiring the Post master General to report to the House J whether Town Topics is admitted to the mails and whether the government assists the puolication. in "its ocupation of cx- tortiug money by blackmail. " The latter was trom Bourke Cockran. Xotes of the Ifiitlonal Capital. Congressman Hopkins urges Congress to check the flow of dangerous class of Immigrants. President Compels of the American Federation of Labor has appealed to President Roosevelt to hold up the appro priation bill until the provision abolish ing the eight-hour labor law in the canal zone is out. Secretary Shaw announces himself in favor of the reduction of internal reve nue duty on grain alcohol. Congressman Hill , speaking for the army bill , told the House the nation should prepare for trouble with China. A great chance for American com merce in Manchuria as a result of Rus sian development is predicted in a State Department report. Legal experts of House judiciary com mittee hold life insurance cannot be con sidered commerce between. States , and federal legislation on subject , therefore , is improbable. COST OF LIVING. Now the IIIprhfj.it that It Ha * Been In Thirty Years. The cost of living is now the highest that ft has been in the thirty years dur ing which the Dun Mercantile agency ha- ? kept a record. According to these statis tics the average of commodity prices pro- I > ortioned to consumption is $104,204 , as compared with $101,930 a year ago. The Dun system of averages makes its com parison by the selection of an index num ber , and in the tables published commod ity pnces on March 1 compare with those of a year ago as follows : March 1 , March 1 , ll'Oti. IflO. . Breadstuffa $ 15,715 $ 18,07. Meats D.O.-.U S.417 Dairy and garden 13,044 14,10 : ' . Other food O.Gitt 10.C.GI Total food $ 48,137 5,1.250 Clothing 19,015 115.01 f. Metals 10.073 K5..T" ' Miscellaneous 20.079 17,41'S Totals $104,201 SlOl.93'1 The total in this miscellaneous class is highethan at any time in thirty year ? , and 'the recent rise occurred chiefly in building materials. Aside from a general advance in meats , most food products became cheaper , but die general level of prices is higher than on March 1 , 1903. despite the fact that foodstuffs have declined about G per cen" . Quotations for live stock and provis ions hove not shown the customary dispo sition to follow the courseof the grain markets , practically every itom in thi- list recording more or less advance , moss pork rising $1.25 per barrel during Feb ruary and $1.75 since the opening of the year. In fact , the upward tendency in meats has been in progress , with scarcely any "interi-iption , since early last autumn. A moderate decrease occurred in prices of dairy and garden products , the principal differences being lower quotations for milk , eggs , Lay and cheese , while butter rose another cent , and vegetables were also slightly higher. LOCK CANAL NOW CERTAIN. This Is the Deilnite Conclusion of the Government. That the Panama canal , when complet ed , will have a summit level of 85 feet above the sea , to be reached by locks , a work estimated to cost $139,705,200 , and to be completed in eight and one-half years , is the definite conclusion of the executive branch of the government , as shown in President Roosevelt's letter , transmitting to Congress , Monday , the re port of the canal commission , and a let ter from Chief Engineer Stevens. Al though the lock canal is favored by only a minority of the board of consulting en gineers , whose report is also transmitted , the canal commission , with the exception of Admiral Eudicott , indorses the mi nority's plan , and this is approved by Chief Engineer Stevens , who says it will take twenty years to dig a sea-level canal , and that it will cost $25,000.000 more than the majority estimates. The Presi dent concurs in Secretary Taft's recom mendation for the lock canal. He calls attention to the fact that the American engineers on the consulting board , by more than two to one , favor this plan , whereas , the foreign engineers are a unit against it. He thinks this is partly ex plained by the fact that the Suez canal is a sea-level canal. He mentions that , although the tsault Ste. Marie canal , a lock canal , is closed during the winter months , it carries annually three times the traffic of the Suez. The majority of the consulting engineers found that a sea-level canal would cost $24.7,021.000 , approximately , but held that the cost of operating and maintainiug it would be very much less than the lock canal. It is admitted that it would require more dredging , and that one lock would have to be maintained. The question is now up to Congress. Morsrtin Qnizzes Cromrvell. The appearance of William Nelson Cromwell , the New York lawyer who has been prominent in the affairs of the Panama republic and the Panama canal , before the Senate committee on inter- ocean' " canals , gave Senator Morgan o Alabama the opportunity he had boon looking for and he did not neglect it. Mr. Cromwell began by explaining his con nection with the French canal company and with the American enterprise. He said his firm had been counsel for the Panama railroad for twelve years. He denied that any part of the $40,000,000 purchase money for the French rights had gone to his firm. Since 1904 he had serv ed as legal adviser for the republic of Panama. At one time Senator Morgan said he would attend to Cromwell on the floor .of the Senate. Mr. Cromwell ad- mittel that he had received about $200- 000 from the new Panama company. Whea asked what service he had render ed he said that professional secrets were involved in the question and that his cli ents were satisfied. Standard Oil Men Must Testify. In a decision rendered by the Supreme Court of Missouri it was held that offi cers of foreign corporations doing busi ness in this State by implication had agreed to testify whenever wanted , and that they cannot withhold books and pa pers forming a part of their business rec ord. Inasmuch as Judge Gildersleeve of New York indicated that he would abide by the decision of the Missouri court as to the refusal of II. H. Rogers and other Standard Oil witnesses to answer questions put by the Missouri Attorney General , the court decision means that Rogers and his allies will have to an swer questions put to them or go to jail for contempt of court. The Missouri decision goes even further by declaring that officers of a foreign corporation must produce any witnesses wanted by the court in any prosecution that may arise. This would include witnesses who have fled from the process servers , including John D. Rockefeller , head of the oil trust. " \Vnr on Milease Hold-Up. In the person of Secretary of Internal Affairs Brown the State of Pennsylvania has now taken up the fight of the travel ing public against the practice of the Pennsylvania railroad of exacting $30 cash for its 1,000-raile tickets , with the understanding that $10 is to be returned' when the ticket has been used up and the stub turned in. Secretary Brown finds that this extortionate deposit is in defiance of the constitution on several grounds , and Attorney General Carson has been ordered to bring suit against the railroad at once. Jfnt to the .1:10 E ctcnt. Timothy D. Sulihun. of New York , was describing his rc'-cnt European trip. trip."Tell "Tell me about a court presenta tion , " a young man said. "What is the ceremony like ? " Mr. Sullivan gave as vivid a pic ture as he could of the splendors of a drawing-room at Buckingham Pal ace , and the young man was a good deal impressed. "Men. i suppose. " he said , "stand uncovered in * lie presence of royal ty ? " "Yes. " said Mr. Sullivan , "but not to the same extent as women. " HERITAGE OF CIVIL WAR. Thousand * of Soldier * Contracted Chronic Kidney Trouble While in the Ser\'ice. The experience of Captain John L. Ely , of Company B , Seventeenth Ohio , now living at 500 East 2d street , New ton , Kan. , will inter est the thousands of veterans who came back from the Civil War suffering tortures with kidney c o m- plaint. Captain Ely says : "I contracted kidney trouble during the Civil War , and the occasional attacks finally developed into a chronic case. At one time i had to use a crutch and cane to get about. My back was lame and weak , and be sides the aching , there was a distress- Ing retention of the kidney secretions. I was in u bad way when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills in 1901 , but the remedy cured me , and I have been well ever since. " Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MiIburn Co. . Buffalo , N. Y. The Other Side. Cholly Nitwit I say. bahber , don't you think I shall ever have a beard ? Tonsorialist I don't think you will , sir. Cholly Nitwit That's deuced queer , y'know. Me father has a fine beard. Tonsorialist Mebbe you take after your ma. Cleveland Leader. Hard Record to Beat. Friend Do you think that automo biles will eventually take the place o the railroads ? Auto Enthusiast ( gloomily ) I hardly think so. The railroads killed 15,000 people last year in this country alone. Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications , as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There ia only one way to cure deafness , and that Is by constitutional remedies. De.ifness ia caused by an inflamed condition of the mu- 'cous lining of the Euatachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rumblin ? sound or Imperfect hearing , nnd when it is entirely closed. Deafness is the result , and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion , hearing will be destroyed forever ; .nine . cases out of ten are caused by Ca tarrh , which is nothing but an inflamed con dition of the mufotis surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness ( caused by catarrh ) 'that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. Sold by Druggists , 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. N Heir Steady Diet. It was Nov. 10. For seven weeks Mrs. Symmington had been killing off the surplus young roosters from her flock and eating them. Now , with the light of desperation in her face , she loaded six of them , dressed , into the old buggy , put a basket of eggs under the seat , and set off for Belltown Cen ter , determined to trade all six if nec essary for a mess of plain corned beef. As she passed the "Orthodox" church three women emerged from the basement and hailed her. " 0 Mary Symmingtou ! " they cried. "Are you coming to our church sup per ? " "Whoa ? " she said. "When is it ? " "To-night , in the town hall. It's 25 cents. " Mrs. Symmington nodded acquies cence. Here was something better than she had hoped for. "Of course I'll come , " she said. "I'll go back for my men-folks. What you going to have ? " Three eager women gathered breath for a simultaneous glad cry. It came an instant later : "Chicken pie ! Plenty of chicken pio for everybody ! " And He Still Was Happy. "Had lots o' trouble this year ? " "Oh , yes but we was born to it. " "Sheriff levied on your crop ? " "Oh , yes but that was 'cordin' to law. " i"An' lightnin' burnt your house down ? " " "Yes ; but ever since then I've been shoutin' hallelujah that it didn't hit me. " Atlanta Constitution. THE EDITOR Explains Hotv to Keep Up Mental and Physical Visor. A New Jersey editor writes : "A long indulgence in improper food brought on a condition of nervous dys pepsia , nearly three years ago , so se vere that I had to quit work entirely. I put myself on a strict regimen of Grape-Nuts food , with plenty of out door exercise , and in a few months found my stomach so far restored that the process of digestion gave me pleas ure instead of distress. "It also built up my strength so that I was able to resume my business , which is onerous , as I not only edit my own paper but also do a great deal of 'outside' writing. "I find that the Grape-Nuts diet en ables me to write with greater vigor than ever before , and without the feel ing of brain-fag with which I used to be troubled. As to bodily vigor I can and do walk miles every day without fatigue a few squares used to weary me before I began to live on Grape- Nuts ! " Name given by Postum Co. , Bat tle Creek , Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book , "The Road to Wellville , " in pkgs.