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The lit tle chap gazed at the pictured confla gration and tnen asked : "Were they Insured ? " New York Press. C Worth KnowliiK that AHcock's are the original and only genuine porous plasters : all other co-called porous plasters are imitations. Another Polilt t/f View. "No sir , " said the 111:111 with the fancy waistcoat , "football deesu't need any reforming. It's all right just as it Is : " "And may I ask your occupation ? " Inquired the little niin iu the gray stcrmcoat. "Certainly you may , " replied the > st speaker. "I'm a ticket specula tor. " Cleveland Plain ueaer. i V * / * /-C/TTT/tO i i nc JDIUCS Both Symptoms of Organic Derangement in Women Thousands of Sufferers Find Relief. How of ten do we hear women say : "It seems as though my back would break , " or "Don't speak to me , I am all out of sorts" ? These signi Bean t re marks prove that the system requires attention. , . Backache and " the blues" are direct * symptoms of an inward trouble which wiH sooner or later declare itself. It may be caused by diseased kidneys or some derangement of the organs. Nature requires assistance and at once , and Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound instantly asserts its curative powers in all those peculiar ailments of women. It has been the standby of intelligent American women for twenty years , and the best judges agree that it is the most universally success ful remedy for woman's ills known to ledicine. Read the convincing1 testimonials of Mrs. Holmes and Mrs. Cotrely. Mrs. J. C. Holmes , of Larimore , North Dakota , writes : Dear Mrs. Pinkhrrm : " I have suffered everything tvith backache nd female trouble I let tho trouble run on until my system was in such a condition that I was unable to bo about , and then it was I commenced to use Lydia Pinkham'a Vege- ' table Compound. 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" When women are troubled with irreg ular , suppressed or painful periods , weakness , displacements or ulceration , that bearing-down feeling1 , inflamma tion of the female organs , backache , bloating ( or flatulence ) , general de bility , indigestion and nervous prostra tion , or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness , faintness , lassitude , excit ability , irritability , nervousness , sleep lessness , melancholy , "all gone" and "want-to-be-left-alone" feelings , blues and hopelessness , they should remem ber there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound at once removes such troubles , No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. No other medicine in the world has received this widespread and unqualified endorse ment. Refuse to buy any substitute. FREE ADVICE TO WOMEX. * Remember , every woman is cordially invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham if there is anythingabout her symptoms she does not understand. Mrs. Pink- ham is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham , her assistant before her de cease , and for twenty-five years since her advice has been freely and cheer fully given to every ailing woman who asks for it. Her advice and medicine have restored to health innumerable women. Address , Lynn , Mass. A * Irs. PinUnB's Aflvlct-A WMHI toft Umtostudi o Woaai't IDs. CONGRESS In the Senate Monday Senators Per kins and Patterson presented petitions signed by thousands of California and Colorado women , asking that Reed Sinoot be ousted. Discussion of the pure food bill occupied most of the day. Mr. War ren presented 578 letters from railway employes in Wyoming protesting against railway rate control on the ground that it would result in lower wages. A mes sage was received from the President submitting the reports of the consulting engineers in regard to the type of the Panama canal , and the report was refer red to the committee on interoceanic canals. Mr. Hale presented the confer ence report on the urgency deficiency ap propriation bill , which was adopted with out debate. Under suspension of the rules three bills were passed in the House. The first , aimed at Arizona and New Mexico , where gambling is licensed , prohibits gambling in the territories of the United States. The second provides for additional work by the census bu- reau by requiring statistics on insurance , fisheries , electrical industries , savings banks and crimes. The third appropri ates $50,000 for the purchase of 300 acres of coal lands on the Island of Ba- tan in the Philippine group. An effort of Mr. Dalzell of Pennsylvania to set con sideration of the Lake Erie and Ohio Ship Canal Company immediately after the passage of the army appropriation bill failed. In the Senate Tuesday discussion of the pure food bills occupied most of the day. Mr. Rayner presented the reply of the Baltimore and Ohio railroad to the charge of discrimination made against it by the Red Rock Fuel Company of West Virginia. Mr. Gallinger presented peti tions from residents of Oklahoma pray ing for prohibition in the proposed State of Oklahoma. A committee was appoint ed to attend the funeral of Representa tive Castor of Pennsylvania. Announce ment of the death of Representative George A. Castor of Pennsylvania was made , and the House took an immediate adjournment out of respect to his mem ory. Speaker Cannon appointed a com mittee to join a Senate committee to at tend the funeral in Philadelphia. After fifteen years of consideration of the subject , the Senate Wednesday passed a pure food bill by a vote of G3 to 4. The session was largely taken up by de bate on the measure , and several efforts were made to amend , only those approved by the committee reporting the bill being accepted. Senator Snioot received anoth er indorsement , this time from Mr. War ren. He presented a big petition from the women of Wyoming , praying for the expulsion of the Utah Senator , but ex pressed himself as occupying the opposite position. Chairman Hull of the military affairs committee presented the army ap propriation bill to the House , urging the necessity of complete preparedness for trouble in the Orient. The bill carries a total appropriation of $09,078,592 , which is less by $1,521,158 than the amount asked by the department. Mr. Hopkins ( Ky. ) uncovered many methods of inducing migration to the United States , which he condemned. Mr. Shep- pard ( Texas ) urged tariff reform to ob viate retaliatory tariffs by other nations. Mr. Powers ( Me. ) spoke against the abo- lition of custom-houses as a matter of economy , and Mr. Macon ( Ark. ) answer- ed his arguments. Mr. Knox's railroad bill was introduced in the Senate Thursday and was accord ed the unusual privilege of a reading at length. The hazing bill was passed with out division after several amendments had been made. Mr. Tillman presented a petition from the Independent Oil Re finers' .Association of Titusville and Oil City , Pa. , asking relief from alleged dis crimination , declaring that the railroad freight rate on refined oil in barrels from the oil regions to New York harbor for export had boen increased to a prohibitive point. Mr. Clapp from the committee on Indian affairs reported the bill for the' ' settlement of the affaire of the five civil ized tribes by urging immediate action. The bills .authorizing the purchase of coal lands in the Island of Batan , P. I. , and amending the Philippine tariff act on tex- , tile fabrics and shoes were passed. Wash ington's farewell address was read by Mr. McCreary. Tho army appropriation bill was the subject of prolonged debate in the House , the members refusing to ad journ in honor of George Washington. : The discussion of the bill was exhausted. Mr. Gilbert ( Ky. ) ' made a speech oppos ing the ship subsidy bill , and the debate then took a wide range. The conference report on the urgent deficiency bill J/as agreed to. Notes of the Xatloun.1 : ni > ltal. Old age of veterans is sufficient evii i dence to secure a pension , according to a bill passed by the House. | Reports received by the Department of Commerce and Labor show coal and coke exports in 1905 of $31,215,028. The idea of having joint army and naval maneuvers during the coming sum- | mer has practically been abandoned on account of lack of funds. The American legation in Tokio has written the State Department in Wash ington praising the crew of the battleship Wisconsin for their exemplary conduct recently in Yokohama. May 15 is suggested by House leaders as the probable date when Congress will adjourn. In making this prophecy they believe that the statehood and the Philip pine tariff bill will not be permitted to bring about a deadlock between the Sen ate and the House , and that a tie-up over rate legislation will not occur. James P. Goodrich , chairman of the Indiana State Republican committee , and Joseph B. Kealing , United States district attorney of that State , were presented to the President by Senator Hemenway. The Indiana political situation was discussed briefly. Rabbis Krauskopf of Philadelphia , Guttmacher of Baltimore and Simon of Washington , accompanied by Herman F. Haha of Chisago , composing a commit tee appointed by the national conference of rabbis , called on the President to pre sent resolutions congratulating him' for bis work in behalf of peace 'j itjt.v . w- REFORMS FOR LIFE INSURANCE. York Committee Presents Re port to IiCKlnluturc. In a merciless and thorough arraign ment the insurance investigating commit tee of the New York Legislature review ed the situation it has uncovered. After making a number of recommendations for reform the committee inits long-expect ed report summarizes the sensational testimony it brought out and showed how matters could be remedied. Absolute prohibition of campaign con tributions , strict regulatipn of all life in surance investments , limitation of new business and the participation of every policy holder in the election of company officeis these are a few of the proposed cures. Lobbying is denounced as pernicious and needless in plain terms , and the Leg islature is told that it owes it to itself to stop the practice. As to campaign contributions , the report says : "Ihe frank admission that moneys have been obtained for use in State cam paigns in the expectation that candidates thus aided would support the interests of the * companies has exposed both those who solicited the contributions and those who made them to severe and just con demnation. The committee recommends the passage of an unequivocal and dras tic measure to remedy this evil. " Matters demanding the consideration of the Legislature for the purpose of rem edying existing evils and of establishing more securely the business of life insur ance in this State are grouped under the following heads : I. Organization of life insurance cor porations. . 2. Control , or the rights of policy hold ers in. the election of directors. 3. Retirement of stock. 4. Investment including syndicate par ticipations. 5. Limitations of new business. 6. Political contributions. 7. Lobbying. 8. Limitation of expenses. 9. Valuation of policies. 10. Rebates. II. Surrender values. 12. Ascertainment and distribution of surplus. 13. Remedies of policy holders , or right to resort to the courts. 14. Forms of policies. 15. Publicity and State supervision. 1C. Penalties. SENATE PASSES PURE-FOOD BILL Strug-gle of Fifteen Years Ends The Vote IH G3 to 4. After fifteen years' consideration of the subject the Senate has passed the Hey- burn pure food bill by a vote of 63 to 4. The committee accepted a number of sug gestions and incorporated them in the bill as passed. Those who voted against the bill were Bacon of Georgia , Bailey of Texas , Foster of Louisiana and Tillman of South Carolina. The bill makes it a misdemeanor to manufacture or sell adulterated or mis- branded foods , drugs , medicines or liquors in the District of Columbia , the territo ries and the insular possessions of the United States and prohibits the ship ment of such goods from one State to another or to a foreign country. It also prohibits the receipt of such goods. Pun ishment by a fine of $300 or by imprison ment for one year or both is prescribed. By its provisions the Treasury Depart ment and the departments of Agriculture and of Commerce and Labor are requir ed tp agree upon regulations for the col lection and examination of the articles covered by the bill. The investigations by the Department of Agriculture are placed in the hands of the chief of the bureau of chemistry and if he finds that the law has been violated the United States District Attorney is required to institute proceedings in the federal courts. Congressman Olmsted of Pennsylvania expressed this opinion : "It takes a man about fowr terms to familiarize himself with his office. " The late Senator Henry L. Garrett , once the ablest Republican member of the Virginia Legislature , , was a first cousin of United States Senator Foraker of Ohio. Sir Wilfrid Laurier will be one of the guests at the Eriefc Pa. , chamber of com merce banquet , where he will-meet Vice President Fairbanks and Senators Pen- rose and Knox , who will be the other guests. Congressman Victor Murdock of Kan sas is credited with being the most pro ficient pianist in the House. It is his ruling passion. Next to this he loves newspaper work , which he understands thoroughly. - James B. McLaughlin is the only mem ber of the District of Columbia bar with two distinct professions. He is an ex cellent lawyer and preaches regularly to Washington congregations , being an or dained Methodist minister. Henry Labouchere retires from parlia ment without regret from the women of Great Britain , for whom he had no sym pathy. It was he who referred to the aristocratic dames of the "Primrose league" as the "Primrose Pollies. " Having stepped out of politics , former United States Senator V. A. Harris of Kansas is negotiating fdr the purchase of his old Linwood farm , which he sold while in straitened circumstances , brought on by dabbling in politics. Senator Crane of Massachusetts is an expert judge of paper. When he opens his letters in the Senate he may be seen crinkling the paper between his fingers and holding it up to the light to ob serve the water mark before reading the communication. John Rouse has been in charge of the main door of the House at Washington for thirty years. He is the youngest veteran of the Mexican war on the House list and was a drummer boy at the battle of Vera .Cruz , where he lost a part of his left arm. John Morley's notes of his speeches are always interesting owing to his pow er of condensation. He has devised some condensations that would not pass mus ter with the printer. One of these con sists of a dot in the middle of a capital "O. " This represents "in the middle of tho world. " HAD CATARRH THIRTY YEARS. Congressman Meekison Gives Praise to Pe-ru-na For His Recovery. i CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON PBAISES PS-SU-NA. Hon David Meekison , Napoleon , Ohio , ex-member of Congress , Fifty-fifth District , writes : x > " < "I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly bene fited thereby from my catarrh of the head. I feel encouraged to be lieve that if I use it a short time longer I will be fully able to eradi cate the disease of thirty years' standing. " David Meekison. ANOTHER SENSATIONAL CURE : Mr. Jacob L. Davis , Galena , Stone county , Mo. , writes : "I have been in bad health for thirty-seven years , and after taking twelve bottles of your Peruna I am cured. " Jacob L. Davis. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna , write at once to Dr. HpjTtman , giving a full statement of your case , and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman , President of The Hartman Sanitarium , Columbus , Ohio. Red Sen. Pearls. 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