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Tumors Conquered Without Operations Unqualified Success of Lydia E. PinKham's Vegetable Compound in Cases of Mrs. Fox and Miss Adams. J.1 3ifi3S3wii2tt * . . f $ SV&K3r& % + * t * < t. > 5ESU&KSblie&a5t&s * . issLuella Adams * One of the greatest triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the conquering of woman's dread enemy , Tumor. So-called "wanderingpains" may come from its early stages , or the pres ence of danger may be made manifest by excessive monthly periods accom- L panied by unusual pain extending from the abdomen through the groin and thighs. If you have mysterious pains , if there are indications of inflammation , ulcera- I . tion or displacement , don't wait for time to confirm your fears and go through the horrors of a hospital opera tion ; secure Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound at once and begin Its use and write Mrs. Pinkham of Lynn , Mass. , for advice. Head these strong letters from grate ful women who have been cured : Dear Mrs. Pinkham : ( First Letter. ) "In looking over your book I see that your medicine cures Tumors. I have been to a | doctor and ho tells ine I have a tumor. I t -mil be moro than grateful if you can help me.as I do so * dread an operation. " Funnio D. Fox , Bradford , Pa. Dear Mrs. Pinkham : ( Second Letter. ) "I take the liberty to congratulate you on the success I have had with your wonderful medicine. "Eighteen months ago my periods stopped. Shortly after I felt so badly I sub mitted to a thorough examination by a phy sician , and was told that I had a tumor and would have to undergo an operation. "I soon after read one of your advertise ments and decided to give Lydia E. Pink- ham ? s Vegetable Compound a trial. After , taking five bottle ? as directed , the tumor is > entirely gouo. I have again been examined I Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable. Compound ; a Woman s Remedy for Women's ills , Calamity. "I see they have discovered a new comet , " remarked the passenger who Is interested in astronomy. "In olden days the people used to regard the ap pearance of a comet as bad luck. " "And I still regard it as bad luck , " replied the Throop street mail. "Why so ? " : . "Well , the night the comet was dis covered we lost our cook. " I have used Piso's Cure for Consump tion with good results. It is all right- John W. Henry , Box 642 , Fostoria , Oliio. Oct. 4. 1001. An Innocent Intruder. Careful Housekeeper Have you boil ed the drinking water ? Faithful Servant Yes'm. "And sterilized the milk ? " " ' " "Yes'm. "What is this in the soup ? " "Oh , that isn't no bacillus , mum. That Is only a cockroach. " New York Week ly. Word KnoTrlnj ? that Allcock's are the original and only genuine porous plasters ; all other so-called porous plasters are imitations. Very Likely. "What's the old lady doing now ? " asked the old stocking in the work basket. "She's getting out hoi' needle and yarn , " replied the scissors. "Well , well ! " exclaimed the stock- Ing , "I'll be darned. " Philadelphia Press. A Real I.ady. "You couldn't select anything nicer fhan this bracelet , " said the salesman. "I guess I'll take it , " said Mrs Nu- ritch. "Are you sure it's made of re- Bned gold ? " "Oh , yes. " "Becaiise I do detest anything that lin't reflued. " Philadelphia Press. C/lTA In all its stages. -'s Cream Balm cleanses , eoothesand heals tfao dleeased membrane. It cores catarrh and drives way a cold in the head ' Cream Balm is placed into the nostrils , spreads rer the membrano and ifl absorbed. Relief Js Ira- fcedlate and a cnre follows. It is not drying doea ot produce sneezing. Large Size , BO cents atDrng- filtt or by mall ; .Tritl Size , 10 cents. ELY BROTIIERSt 50 Warren Qtreet , TTew VKi. ,1-x.-- . : by the physician and he says I have no signs of a tumor now. It has also brought my periods around once more ; and I am entirely well. I shall never be without a bot- tlo of Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound in the house. " Fannie D. Foi , Bradford , Pa. Another Case of Tumor Cured by I ydia E. Pinkliam's Vegeta ble Compound. Dear Mrs. Pinkham : " About three years ago I had intense pain in my stomach , with cramps and raging headaches. The doctor prescribed for me , but finding that I did not get any better he examined mo and , to my surprise , declared I had a tumor. "I felt sure that it meant my death warrant , and was very disheartened. I spent hundreds of dollars in doctoring , but the tumor kept growing , till the doctor said that nothing but an operation would save me. Fortunately I corresponded with my aunt in one of the New England States , who advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound before sub mitting to an operation , and I at once started taking a regular treatment , finding to my great relief that my general health began to improve , and after three months I noticed that the tumor had reduced in size. I kept on taking the Compound , and in ten months it had entirely disappeared without an oper ation , and using no medicine but Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , and words fail to express now grateful I am for the good it has done me. " Miss Luella , Adams , Colon nade Hotel , Seattle , "Wash. Such unquestionable testimony proves the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , and should give confidence and hope to every sick woman. Mrs. Pinkham invites all ailing women to write to her at Lynn , Mass. , for advice. The Proof of the Pnddlns. Tommy You know that great big piece of cake in the pantry , mamma ? Mamma Yes , dear ; what about it ? Tommy Didn't you say it would make me sick if I ate it ? Mamma Yes. Tommy Well , it didn't English II ( ustrated Magazine. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury , as mercury will surely destroy the sense of siuell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mu cous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputa ble physicians , as the damage they will do Is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure , mauufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co. , To ledo , 0. , contains no mercury , and is take'a internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buy ing Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken internally and made in Toledo , Ohio , by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Druggists. Price , 75c per bottle. Take Hall's Family Pills for coustipatiou. A Business Opportunity. Rachel "Here is your ring , Solo mon. I can never marry you , for I \ove another. " Solomon "Vere iss de man you lofe ? " "Heavens ! You won't kill him , will you ? " "No , but I vill sell him de ring sheap. " Tales. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money If It fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature Is on each box. 25c. Hand-Pressed Oil of Licmon. "This oil of lemon , " said the spice merchant , "is an exquisite thing. It is hand-pressed pressed by hand out of lemon rind. Smell it. " The odor of the clear oil suggested sunlit lemon groves miles in extent on a mountainside overlooking the blue sea. "I'll tell you how the oil of lemon is extracted , " he said. "A man sits with a sponge in one hand and a piece of fresh lemon peel in the other. He presses the peel against the sponge , giving it finally a certain difficult and dexterous twist , and this breaks the cells in the rind , and the oil there's only a half drop of it comes reluc tantly out upon the sponge. "When the sponge has taken up the dribblings of about a hundred rinds , it is wet enough to be squeezed out. An ounce or so of clear and fragrant oil them flows from it. "There is no way to extract this oil within a lemon rind except by squeez ing and twisting the rind by hand. It takes the rinds of about 1,200 lemons to make one pound of oil. " Mm. "WLnalow'i Boomiift Bncr far cbinn ; ofl ni tb sum * , t-wdcoes Inflamaation , UTS pain , car * * wind col Ic. 23 o nu a bottl * . lie Refused. "Well , Mrs. Sorghum ia mad at the grand opera management again. " "What's the matter now ? " "You know how high-pitched her voice is ? " "Yes. " "Well , she wanted the leader of the orchestra to pitch the instruments an octave lower so that she could be ; heard and the leader refused , " Cleveland Plain Dealer. * . . , . ; . ' V- CONGRESS The House discussed the urgent defi ciency appropriation bill Friday , much of the debate relating to the necessity for curbing the department heads in their demands for additional money. Mr. Perkins ( N. Y. ) made a short speech favoring free hides. There was no ses sion of the Senate. Abuses in the expenditure of appro priations was the text of the discussions in the House Saturday during the con sideration of the urgent deficiency bill. Little progress was made with the bill. The $2,015 Knox portrait was again a topic of unfavorable comment and de partment heads generally came in for criticism. The most animated debate took place on the amendment to increase the amount for the transportation of sil ver coins. One argument advanced was that to cut this appropriation meant distress to the interior sections of the country , where silver money is used , but the opponents of the amendment de clared that the appropriation was abused by the express companies , for whose ben efit , it was stated the appropriation' was made. The amendment was lost by a vote of 70 to 74. A bill was passed pro viding for the holding of a Federal court at Grand Island , Neb. There was no session of the Senate. _ * * Right to bridge St. Andrews bay , Fla. , was granted the Birmingham , Columbus and St. Andrews Railway Company by the House on convening Monday. The urgent deficiency bill was taken up , Dis trict of Columbia day being passed over until the next Monday. Senators Platt and Depew were in their seats when the Senate convened , the first appearance of either for some time. Both gentlemen were given warm welcomes and were heartily congratulated upon their ap pearing in good health. Senator Clay addressed the Senate on his resolution relating to the governmental power to fix maximum future charges by rail- -oads. In the Senate Tuesday Mr. Spooner President Roose defended the-course o velt in appointing delegates to the Mo roccan conference and in relation to Santo Domingo. Messrs. Tillman and Culberson also spoke , insisting that in the Dominican affair the executive had usurped the powers of the Senate. In the House the urgent deficiency appro priation bill was under consideration. An amendment abrogating the eight-hour day for work on the Panama canal was de feated , and another , providing that canal commissioners may not receive additional compensation besides their salaries , wag passed. The item of $2G15 to reimburse the Department of Justice for an oil por trait of former Attorney General Knox met defeat. A bill creating a new land district in Montana , to accommodate set tlers in the Great Crow reservation , which will be opened for settlement in August , was passed. In the Senate Wednesday Mr. Lodge defended the course of the President with regard to the affairs of Santo Domingo and the Moroccan conference and Mr. Teller spoke in support of the Senate's prerogative in treaty making. At 3 p. m. an executive session lasting fifteen min utes was had and then the private pen sion calendar was taken up. The forces opposed to the joint statehood bill , con sisting of the Democrats and the Repub- jlican insurgents , met their first defeat in the House when a motion ordering the previous question on the adoption of the rule for debate prepared by the Republi cans was passed by a vote of 192 to 165. 'Several members had left the chamber when the vote on the rule itself was tak en , the result being 187 to 157. Mr. Crumpacker of Indiana took the chair , and debate on the bill in committee of rthe whole was begun at once. After passing a hill to create jury commission ers in Oklahoma the House at 5:25 : p. m. adjourned. * * r A discussion of foreign affairs occupied the session of the Senate Thursday , Messrs. Money and Heyburn speaking The consular reorganization bill was reafi at length , but was not acted upon. At 4:15 p. m. the Senate went into executive 'session and at 4:25 adjourned until Mon day. The House passed the statehood bill by a vote of 194 to 150 , according to the schedule. Only thirty-three insur- gents went on record against the meas ure. The resignation of Claude A. Swan- son , recently elected Governor of Vir ginia , was presented to the House. National Capital Notes. President Roosevelt plans to go tiger hunting in Africa when he retires from the presidency in 1909. Ensign Wade , U. S. N. , has been ac quitted on all charges in connection with the Bennington disaster and has been restored to duty. Among the nominations sent to the Senate was that of Capt. William S. Cowles , the President's brother-in-law , 'to be chief of the bureau of equipment of the Navy Department. Alexander Goehr and Harry J. Col lins , at one time officers in the United States army , were arrested at San ; Francisco on the arrival of the trans port Sherman from Manila. They will be held pending investigation. The Secretary of the Interior has withdrawn , from all forms of disposals except under the mineral laws , 1,300,000 acres of public lands lying in Missoula and Flat Head counties , Montana and Kootenai county , Idaho , for the proposed cabinet forests reserve * ' " "William 1. uucnanan "nas "been selecl- , ed by the President as one of the dele gates to .the pan-American congress in Rio de Janeiro next July. Mr. Buchan an was a delegate to the second con- .gress , which met in Mexico five years ago. Charges against James W. Raynolda , renomiimted by the President as secre tary for New Mexico , are being consid ered by the Senate committee on terri tories , and the confirmation will be held up until they can be investigated. H lis chared with being an offensive par tisan. Dog * Are Barred. 'A Tvoinan dressed in the garb of a lady's maid , who entered a barber shop on North Clark street the other daywith a dog in her arms , was ap proached by the manager as soon as she got within the door , and an ani mated discussion began. The words could not be heard by the patrons in the chairs , but when the maid turned away and went out it was evident she was angry and surprised. "She wanted the dog's hair clipped , " said the manager to the man he was shav ing. "I'd lite to oblige her , but it .won't do. We've done the job twice already , and the last time we lost three customers who happened to be here when it was done. They said they didn't want any dog barbers in theirs. Since then we have had to turn away three dogs. We charged 50 cents each time for the one dog we did handle , and if I get many appli cations I'm going to set up an annex. " A DESPAIRING WOMAN. JTervouB and Wretclicd from \VaatittGT Kidney Troubles. Mrs. Henry A. Reamer , Main and Garst streets , South Bend , Ind. , says : "When I began using Doan's Kidney Pills I was so weak I could hardly drag myself across the room. I was wretched and ner- v o u s , and had backache , bearing- down pain , head ache , dizziness and weak eyes. Dropsy set in and bloating of the chest choked me and threatened the heart. I had lit tle h'ope , but to my untold surprise Doan's .Kidney Pills brought me relief and saved my life. I shall never for get it. " Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. Serious Una of Bad Luck. "Did yo' heah 'bout our bad luck ? No ? De ol' man was smokin' in bed an' he set things afiah an' burnt de haid- board an' de pillers , an' de fiahman dey frowed water all ovah de feathar tick ! I nevah did see no such a run o' bad luck ! " "An' what 'bout de ol' man ? " "De olf man ? Oh , he was daid ! " Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bich , Juicy Radishes Free. Everybody loves juicy , tender radishes. Salzer knows this , hence he offers to send you absolutely free sufficient radish seed to keep you in tender radishes all sum mer long and his great SALZER'S BARGAIN SEED BOOK. with -wonderful surprises and great bargains in seeds at bargain prices. The enormous crops on our seed farms the past season compel us to issue this special catalogue. SEND THIS NOTICE TO-DAT. and receive the radishes and the wonder ful Bargain Book free. Remit 4c and we add a package of Cos mos , the most fashionable , serviceable , beautiful annual flower. John A. Salzer Seed Co. , Lock Drawer C. , La Crossej Wis. An Apt Reply. A Sunday school teacher connected with one of the prominent Methodist churches tells the following story of a member of her class : One Sunday she asked her scholars if nny member could tell her about Good Friday. A hand was raised. "Well , what do you know about Good Friday ? " she asked. "He was the man who did the chores for Robinson Crusoe , " replied the eager boy. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES. Itching , Blind , Bleeding Protruding Piles. Druggists are authorzed to refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure In 0 to 14 days. SOc. "I understand you dinedwith the Vandergoulds yesterday. " "That's right , " admitted Mr. Noo- ritch. "They had things pretty fine , I sup pose ? " "Yes , but they're stingy In small matters. Didn't have no toothpicks to pass around. " Louisville Courier- Journal. _ _ DOCTOR CUBED OF ECZEMA. Maryland Physician Cures Himself Dr. Fisher Says : "Cuticura Rem edies Possess True Merit. " "My face was afflicted with eczema In the year 1897. I used the Cuticura Remedies , and was entirely cured. I am a practicing physisian , and very often prescribe Cuticura Resolvent and Cuticura Soap in cases of eczema , and they have cured where other formulas have failed. ' I am not in the habit of endorsing patent medicines , but when I find remedies possessing true merit , such as the Cuticura Remedies do , I am broad-minded enough to proclaim their virtues to the world. I have been practicing medicine for sixteen years , and must say I find your Remedies A No. 1. You are at liberty to publish this letter. G. M. Fisher , M. D. , Big Pool , Md. , May 24 , 1905. " Wet Result. "Did you go into that speculation you were talking to me about ? " "Yes. " ! "What do you. expect to realize from it ? " "Just at present there's a strong pros pect that I may realize what a fool I was. " Philadelphia Press. STor Infants and jPMldren. The Kind You Have 'S ' ASfegetable PreparalionforAs- similating UicFoodandBeguIa- ling liieStoinachs andBowels of Bears the Promotes Digestion.Cheerfur- ness andItest.Contains neither OpiumMorpliine nor Mineral. : NOT NAs.c OTIC . JZxyv ofOMJlrSdMUZLPIIGHSR Pumpkut SeeJ " 4lx.SauuL OartMdSaaef nvttayrteti. FTa A perfect Remedy forConslipa- Tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of Thirty Years NEW YORK. EXACT COPY 05 WRAREER. . . THE OZNTAUft OMPAMY. NEW YOU * CITY. In Her Line. "In this mornlng'o paper , " remark ed the new boarder , "I noticed an ad vertisement about 'a good cotton duck. ' Now , what's a cotton duck ? " "Give it up , " replied Starboard. "If it was an India rubber chicken , Mrs. Starvem might tell us something about it. " Philadelphia Press. tt Perfectly Suitable. Clymber ( to valet ) Now , John , when the guests are here to-night I shall call you Jean. Valet Very well , sir ; and what shall I call you ? "Oh , you blockhead " "Very well , sir ; anything you say. " Famine-Journal. Robbed in Church. Just think what an outrage it is to be robbed of all the benefits of the services by continuous coughing throughout the congregation , when Anti-Gripine is guaranteed to cure. Sold everywhere , 25 cents. F. W. Die- mer , M. D. , Manufacturer , Spring field , Mo. No Use "Worrying : . "What will you say when your con stituents ask you for an explanation ? " "I don't know , " answered Senator Sorghum. "There's no use of worrying about what I am going to say. They won't believe it , anyhow. " Washington Star. I THE BEST COUGH CURE I 2 A well-known Rochester lady says : "IstayedintheAdirondacks , a\yay from friends and home , two winters before I found that by taking _ I could subdue the cough that 7 drove me away from home and W seemed likely to never allow me J to live there in winter. " ? 7 Kemp's Balsam will cure any 7 y cough that can be cured by any W 5 medicine. 5 / Sold by all dealers at 250. and 500. / FARMING WHEAT RAISING RANCHiNQ Three great pursuits 'have again shown wonderful results on the FBEE HOMESTEAD LANDS OF WESTERN CANADA Magnificent climate. Farmers plowing in thell shirt sleeves in the middle of November. "AH e bound to be more than pl ied wltU th finil rualH of the put seuon'i harveiti. " Extiact ! Coal , wood , warer , hay in abundance ; school churches , markets convenient. THIS Id THE ERA OF1 Sl.OO WHEAT , Apply for Info-mntiou toSupe-tntUjdfntof Immiar * tion , O tana , Cannda , or to li. T. Holme * . 316 Jucluo * I St. . St. Paul. Minn. , and J. M. HdUoblan. Box U * Watertown , bo.Dakotu , Authorized GoTernmeat AgsuU Please say where 7001 iatr this advertisement. 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