Swift & Company Year 1005 Sale * . The total distributive sales for 1905 fcxceeded $200,000,000. This total is realized from the sale f fresh meats ( beef , mutton and | > ork ) , provisions , produce ( poultry , Gutter and eggs ) , soaps , glues , oils , ones , fertilizers , feathers , casings , % ides , wools , pelts and other by-prod- Mcts derived from cattle , sheep , hogs and poultry. > t. Marsrln of Profit. " The Industry is operated on a mar gin of less than 2 cents to each dol lar of sales. Swift & Co. do not sell at retail. Their entire output is sold at wholesale to many thousands of Healers in various parts of the world. ZThere are hundreds of local slaughter ers throughout the United States , who buy their live stock in competition With the packer doing an interstate and international business. Likewise the packer must sell in competition with the local slaughterers. There are no secret processes in the industry , no complicated and expensive factories , and as live stock can be purchased in almost every hamlet and city , and the preparation of mealg is simple in the extreme , local slaughtering will long remain a factor in the production of fresh meats and provisions. Economic Advantage * . The large packing houses will , how ever , always have these advantages : Locations at the chief live stock cen ters , with the opportunity to buy the best live stock ; manufacturing in large quantities , at the minimum of ex pense ; utilization of all waste mate rial ; refrigeration ; mechanical appli ances ; highly efficient business man agement These advantages are re flected in the quality of the packer's output , a quality that has reached its highest development In the products bearing the name and brand of " " "Swift" Purchasing Live Stock. The principal live stock centers are Chicago , Kansas City , Omaha , St Conld Not Trout Him. After a wordy argument in which neither scored two Irishmen decided to fight it out It was agreed , says the Washington Post , that when either said "I've enough" the fight ahould cease. After they had been at it about ten minutes ouo of them fell , and imme diately yelled , "Enough , I've enough ! " But his opponent kept on pounding lira until a man who was watching them said : "Why don't you let him up ? He ays he's got enough. " "I know he says so , " said the vic tor , between punches , "but he's such a liar you can't believe a word he ays ! " A Sore Spot. "Woodby tells me he has been .working on his family tree of late. " "Yes , It seems to keep him pretty busy. " "Rather complicated work , eh ? " "Yes ; I believe he discovered a Jjangman's noose on one of the branches and he's having some trou ble sawing it off. " Philadelphia Press. Nature's Way Is Best. The function strengthening and tissue building plan of treating chronic , linger ing and obstinate cases of disease as pur sued by Dr. Pierce , is following after Nature's plan of restoring health. Ho uses natural remedies , that is extracts from native medicinal roots , prepared by processes wrought out by ihe expenditure of much time and money , without the use of alcohol , and by skillful combination in just the right proportions. Used as ingredients of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery , Black Cherry- bark , Queen's root , Golden Seal root , Bloodrooi. and Stone root , specially exert theiHnfiucncc in cases o.f lung , bronchial and throat , troubles , arid this "DISCOV ERY" is , therefore , a sovereign remedy lor bronchitis , laryngitis , chronic coughs , catarrh and kindred ailments. The above native roots also have the trongest possible endorsement from the leading medical writers , of all tho several cho6ls of practice , for the cure not only of the diseases named above but also for Indigestion , torpor of liver , or bilious ness , obstinate constipation , kidney and bladder troubles and catarrh , no matter where located. You don't have to take Dr. Pierce's say-so alone as to this ; what ho claims for his " " is backed "Discovery" up by tho writings of the most eminent men In the medical profession. A request by postal card or * letter , addressed to Dr. R. V Pierce , Buffalo , N. Y. , for a little , book of extracts from eminent medical au thorities endorsing the ingredients of his medicines , will bring a little book free that Is worthy of your attention if needing a good , safe , reliable remedy of known ctimpoaition for the cure of almost any old faronic , or lingering malady. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con stipation. One little "Pellet" Is a gentle laxative , a d two a mild cathartic. The most valuable book for both men and women is Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Ad viser. A splendid 1003-page volume , with engravings and colored plates. A copy , paper-covered , will bo sent to anyone sending 21 cente In one-cent stamps , to pay the cost of mailing only , to Dr. R. V. Pierce , Buffalo , N. Y. Cloth-bound , 31 stamos. Louis , St. Joseph , St Paul and Fort Worth. The same methods of purchas ing cattle , sheep and hogs prevail at all cities. At Chicago , which is the largest market , there are about two hundred and fifty miyers , representing packers , local slaughterers in various cities , and exporters. Of this number , less than a score are employed by Swift & Company. The farmer ships his live stock to Chicago , consigns them to a commis sion firm at the Union Stock Yards , who sees that they are unloaded and put in pens. Then the buyers inspect them , make their offers to the commis sion dealer , who accepts or rejects as his judgment dictates. All buying must be finished at 3 o'clock each day , and the buyer must pay spot cash. If the commission man has no satisfactory offers , he can hold his stock over to the next day. He gets his commission from the farmer , and naturally strives to get the highest possible price for his client Wholesale Distributing Houses. A wholesale distributing house is a giant refrigerator , but instead of shelves there are trolley rails , from which are suspended hooks to hang the carcasses. Some of the houses cost as much as a hundred thousand dollars to build and equip. As a rule they are of pressed brick , the insides being lined floor , walls and ceiling with highly polished hardwood. The floors are cov ered daily with fresh sawdust and all are kept spotlessly clean. There are over three hundred of these wholesale houses In various cities of the United States , and the public is always wel come to visit them. Packing Plants. All the Swift & Company plants are located at the great live stock markets , in the heart of the great agricultural sections , where can be purchased the finest grades of cattle , sheep and hogs. We have seven packing plants , employ ing at each from two to eight thousand persons. The following gives the locations and sizes of the different plants. TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. tlorc Amusing : to the Outsider than to the Victim. A most perplexing and absurd typo graphical error tried to find its way , but unfortunately , was captured on its way , into the columns of Harper's Weekly. At the time of the union of the Astor , the Tilden and the Lenox libraries I wrote a long and hurried paper of several columns in length con cerning the three institutions and their founders. The journal was to go to press early on Saturday , and the arti cle was not finished until very late on Friday night The messenger boy took it to Franklin Square the next morning very early , and by the time of my ar rival at the editorial rooms the long , wet galley proofs , unseen as yet by pro fessional proofreaders , were ready for inspection. Printed on different press es and in different rooms , they came down in an irregular way , without se quence , without head or tail. I skipped from paragraph to paragraph , from subject to subject , in a most confusing manner , the printer's devil standing Impatiently at my elbow , the typeset ters crying for "revise , " and all went swimmingly along until I came to the following remarkable sentence : "New York perhaps has never fully realized until this day how greatly it has been enriched by the receipt of the vest but tons of James Lenox ! " Why "vest buttons ? " I had no rec ollection of writing anything about Mr. Lenox's vest buttons or about any buttons of any sort belonging to Mr. Lenox or to his library. And I could not remember in the haste of composi tion what I had written. But I cer tainly had not mentioned vest buttons , which could In no possibility have any connection with the subject In hand. At last In despair "copy" was sent for , when it was discovered that Mr. Len ox's "vest buttons" were "the vast be quests" of that generous , public spir ited gentleman ! Still I find myself quoted as picking op many "earnest persons , " instead of "honest pennies ; " as taking a "dog" instead of a "day" out of my vaca tion ; as being possessed of a coach and four and "a gold gallows" instead of "gold galore ; " as "aiming from the train" instead of "arriving on the train ; " as "arranging myself" instead of "arraying myself" in a golf suit ; as driving and putting "gold balls" in stead of "golf balls ; " as making the cook "garbage" instead of "garnish" the dish with parsley ; as making the dairymaid "charm the butter , " when her business was to "churn the butter , " and finally as speaking of a friend as being "slightly dead" instead of "slight ly deaf ! " I can understand the dairymaid as being willing and ready to "charm tiie butter , " but again I ask , Why "vest buttons ? " Laurence Hutton in Critic. The gold region of the Wittim in Si beria yields about § 2,000,000 a year. Paclcinv Plant * . Floor / . Buildings , Space , Land , Acres. Acres. Acres. Chicago 4AV2 87 % 47 Kansas City . . . . 7 % 30 19 Omaha 6 26 23 St. Louis 7 % ' 19 % 31 % St. Joseph GYz 25 % 19&r St Paul 5 12 16 Fort Worth 3 15 22 Employes. The total number of persons em ployed in all the Swift packing plants and branch houses aggregate over 26,000 persons. Conditions for em ployes in the various manufacturing and operating departments is continu ally improving with the construction of new buildings and the installation of new and up-to-date equipment Sanitation and Hygiene. The housewife makes no greater ef fort to keep her kitchen clean than we do to keep in sanitary and hygienic condition our abattoirs. They are thoroughly scrubbed at the close of each day's operations , and automatic appliances are used wherever possible in order to eliminate the personal han dling of meats. Rigid rules governing these points are strictly enforced ; lax ity means dismissal. Visitors Always Welcome. No other industry in the world gives such a cordial welcome to visitors as Swift & Co. We keep open house .the year around , and maintain a corps of specially trained guides , with special elevators and rest rooms. In one year we have entertained over a quarter of a million of men and women ; in one day Grand Army Day , 1901 we en tertained 23,000. Among our visitors have been ambassadors from foreign governments , princes , noblemen and distinguished citizens from all lands and eminent folks from every State in the Union. We wish to familiarize the public with our methods , and the best way to do that is to let the public see for itself. We have no secret process es or methods in any department Swift's Premium Hams and Bacon. Swift's Premium Hams and Bacon are more widely and favorably known than any other brand. Their popular- Nellie Telia How Baby Came. Thercr | no use of your talking , for mamma told me so , And if there's any one that does , my mamma ought to know ; For she has been to Europe , and seen the Pope of Rome , Though she says that was before I came to live with her at home. You see , we had no baby , unless you call me one , And I have grown so big you know , 'twould have to be in fun. When I went to see grandma , about two weeks ago , And now we've 'one , a little one , that squirms and wriggles so. And mamma says an angel came down from heaven above , And brought this baby to her , for she and me to love ; And its got the cunningest of feet , as little as can be , And smiling eyes , and curly hair , and hands you scarce can see. And then it never cries a bit , like some bad babies do ; And papa says it looks like me I don't think so , do you ? E'or I'm a girl , and it's a boy , and boys I can't endure , Unless they're babies like our own , they'll plague and tease you sure. But you say the angel didn't come , now you just tell me why ; The Bible says there's angels in heaven , and that's the sky ; And Christ loves little babies , and God makes everything , And if the angel didn't who did our baby bring ? You can't tell ; no I guess you can't , but mamma ought to know , For it's her baby , her's and our's , and mamma told me so ; And they don't make any cunning things like him on earth , you see ; For no wax doll , with real hair , is half so nice as he. I know an an el brought him , and I think one brought me , too. Though I don't just now remember , and so can't tell , can you ? But mamma knows , and this I know , the baby wasn't home When I wont away , and now he is ; if you want to see him , come. For mamma says if I am good I can kiss him every day , And we'll kiss him now , and then go out and have a nice long play ; And if anybody asks you how babies come and go , Why , tell them it's the angels , for mamma told me so. Asked and Answered. Teacher Now , then , can any little boy or girl It'll me who Oliver Crom well was ? Tommy I know , Why , he was de heavy villain In"a piece w'at me big sister speaks about a bell named Cur few. " Philadelphia Press. The United States produces 319,000- )00 ) metric tons of coal a year , worth at the mines $485,000,000 and costing consumers nearly a billion dollars. ity Is due to the uniform quality and flavor of the meat , and to tfieir fine appearance when received from th dealer. Each piece Is branded on the rind , "Swift's Premium U. S. Inspect ed , " and wrapped In cheesecloth and white parchment paper. Look for the brand , "Swift's Prem ium , " when buying hams and bacon. Swift's Silver Leaf Lard. Is a strictly pure lard , Kettle rendered and put up in 3 , 5 , and 10-pound sealed palls. It is America's Standard Lard , and enj s a high reputation and a * enormous sale. Swift's Soa s. vj , . , irj jL * An interesting feature of a trip through the Chicago plant is a visit to the soap factory , one of the largest and most complete in this country. There we manufacture numerous toilet and laundry soaps , and washing povr dors. Among which are : Wool Soap , widely and favorably known ; for toilet and bath , and wash * ing fine fabrics. Crown Princess Toilet Soap , highly perfumed. Swift's Pride Soap , for laundry and household use. Swift's Pride Washing Powder , un surpassed for all cleaning purposes. Swift'a Specialties. ' Swift's Premium Ham Swift's Premium Bacon Swift's Premium Sliced Bacoa Swift's Premium Lard Swift's Winchester Ham Swift's Winchester Bacoa Brookfield Farm Sausage Swift's Silver Leaf Lard Jewel Lard Compound Swift's Cotosuet " * Swift's Jersey Butterina * Swift's Beef Extract Swift's Beef Fluid ' Swift's Premium Milk-Fed Chicken. Swift's Soap * . Wool Soap Scented Toilet Soaps Swift's Pride Soap Swift's Pride Washing Powder. Likes Shop Talk. The two girls were having fun with others on their way home on a Madi son street car the other evening after finishing their work in the depart ment store. "My steady , " said the one who answered to the name of Mary , "talks shop too much to suit me. I think I'll turn him off and get another. " "I like my fellow to talk shop , " said the young woman ad dressed as Lizzie. "What for ? " said Miss Mary. "Well , he's a street car conductor , you know , and he's always saying. 'Sit closer , please ! ' " The Latest Camera. A new time-recording camera has been patented in England. By photo graphing an automobile in motion and a watch at the same moment , It is possible for policemen to produce ab solute proof that a motorman has ex ceeded the legal limit FALL WHEAT RAISING IN AL BERTA. The Spring : "WheatAreas Rapidly Increasing ; . It is only a few short years since the impression prevailed that a large portion of the Canadian West was unfitted for agriculture. To such an extent did < his impression prevail that districts larger than European princi palities were devoted solely to ranch ing purposes , and flocks and herds roamed , the ranges. But .the agricul turist was doing some hard thinking , and gradully experiments were made , slowly at first but surely later on. As a result , to-day In Southerm Alberta , which was looked upon as the "arid belt , " large quantities of the finest wheat in the world are now grown , and so satisfied are the farm- | ers and buyers that the industry has passed the experimental stage that elevators by the score have been erect ed In the past two years and otkera are in course of erection , to sti fy the demands that will be made upon them in the near future. . Manitoba "No. 1 Hard" spring wheat has achieved a world-wide rep utation , and there can be-no question that ere long "No. 1 Hard" winter wheat from Alberta will attain simi lar repute. The great market for this production will undoubtedly be the Orient , and , with increased railway facilities and the erection of addition al elevators and flouring mills , a large- , ly increased acreage will be broken to winter wheat. The increase of pop ulation in Southern Alberta In the past year has been largely tdue to se&lerst from the United States , who hav brought in capital , and enterprise , and who have been uniformly successful- in their undertakings. A few more such years of growth and "Turkey. Red" winter wheat will wave from Moose Jaw to the foothills. Informa tion regarding lands of the Fall and Spring wheat belts can be obtained of any Canadian Government agent [ THE WEEKLY HISTORIAN 12G5 First English Parliament to which Knights of Shires , citizens and burgesses were summoned. 1534 Lima , Peru , founded by Pizarro. 1540 Martin Luther preached his fare well sermon at Wittenberg. 1547 Earl of Surrey beheaded. 15S3 Attempt of the Duke of Anjou to seize Antwerp. 1588 Miles Coverdale , translator of the Bible , died. 1G09 Joseph Scaliger , founder of chro nology , died. 1645 Archbishop Laua ueheaded. 1G57 Attempted assassination of Crom well. 1706 Benjamin Franklin born. 1719 France declared war against Spain. 1720 Famous South Sea Bubble in augurated. 1746 Batle of Falkirk. 17G5 Stamp act passed by the British Parliament. 1776 "No Stamp" flag raised at Ports mouth , N. H. 1777 Battle of Kingsbridge , N. Y. 1788 Connecticut ratified constitution of .of the United States. 1789 Charles IV. declared king of Spain. 1790 Lafayette supported abolition of titles and surrendered his own. 1791 Vermont adopted constitution of the United States. Thirteenth and last State. 1793 First balloon ascension in United States made at Philadelphia. 1796 Remains of Columbus removed from St. Domingo to Havana. 1904 Dr. Jenner first declared vacci nation would prevent smallpox. 1805 Tailors of New York City met and organized first trades union in America. 1806 Cape of Good Hope taken by the English. 1809 American Congress passed laws enforcing the embargo. 1810 Diocesan court annulled marriage of Bonaparte and the Empress Jo sephine. 1813 Defeat of Gen. Winchester at the River Raisin. 1815 Battle of New Orleans King of Spain issued edict against Free Ma son ry. 1826 Peru evacuated by the Spaniards. 1829 Revolt against Spain by "Society of the Black Eagle" in Cuba. 1830 President's message reached New Orleans from Washington in four and one-half days , breaking previous speed records. 1836 Treaty of peace and commerce signed by United States and Venez uela. 1838 Coldest day in a century. 1840 Penny postage in Great Britain went into operation. 1848 Thirty killed in explosion of the steamboat Blue Ridge on the Ohio river. 1850 First ship placed in United States drydock at Brooklyn navy yard. 1854 Ship Tayleuere lost on Irish coast ; 370 perished. 1854 Two railroad bridges at Erie , Pa. , destroyed by a mob of women. 1855 Great parade of the unemployed in New York City. , 1860 Eighty persons killed in the col lapse of the Pemberton mills , Law rence , Mass. 1861 Battle of Bull Run Georgia adopted ordinance of secession. 1863 Gen. Fitz John Porter cashiered and dismissed from service of United States. 1867 Indians troublesome and 8,000 U. S. troops ordered to the plains. 1870 U. S. steamer Oneida lost. Yoko hama ; 120 perished. 1871 King William of Prussia pro claimed Emperor of Germany. . . .Fe nian exiles arrive in New York. 1873 Napoleon III. died. 1874 Siamese twins died in Surrey county , North Carolina. 1881 Egyptian obelisk is set in its per manent position in Central Park , New York. 1883 Hamburg-American steamer sunk in North Sea ; 353 lives lost. 1884 New State capitol building of Iowa dedicated at Des Moines. . . . Ninety-seven lives lost in wreck of steamer Columbus off Martha's Vine yard. 1885 Seventeen lives lost in burning of insane hospital at Kankakee , 111. . . . Avalanche in Piedmont ; seventy lives lost. I8S6 Thirty-six men buried in mine ex plosion near Wheeling. W. Va Damaging storm on the Pacific coast . . . .Many lives lost in great blizzard which swept the West. 18S7 Henry M. Stanley started from London for relief of Emin Bey in Africa British ship Kapunda sunk off the coast of Brazil ; 300 perished. 1889 Jail attackod by mob , Graham , Texas ; six men killed Tariff bilf passed U. S. Senate ; vote , 32 to 30 Grand Opera House , St. Paul , burned. FACIAL PARALYSIS Ncrvora Distortion of Face Cured by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. What appears to be a slight iienrcras attack maybe the forerunner of a severe ; disorder. No nervous sufferer should' neglect thewarning symptoms , but should see that the starved nerves are nourished before the injury to the deli cate organism has gone to an oraeutthat renders a cure a difficult matter. The nervesreceive theirnourishment through the blood , the same as every other part of the body , and the best nerve tonic and food is Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. The experience of Mr. Harry Berms , of Truthville , Washington county , JX. X. , substantiates this. "I had been feeling badly for a long time , " said Mr. Bemis , "and in the early part of September , 1902,1 was com pelled to quit work on account of my ill health. My trouble was at first ex treme nervousness , then my sight be came affected and I consulted an oculist who said I was suffering from paralysis. He treated me for some time , but I got no benefit. I tried another doctor and again failed to obtain any relief. My nervousness increased. Slight noises would almost make me wild. My month was drawn so I could scarcely eat and one eye was affected so I could hardly see. I had very little use of my limbs , in fact I was almost a complete wreck. " I am all right now and am at work. That is because I followed my wife's ad vice and took Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. She had used the same remedy herself with the most gratifying results and she persuaded me to try them when it ap peared that the doctors were tumble to help me. They acted very surely in my case ; my face came back into shape and in time I was entirely well. " Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all druggists or by mail by the Dr. Williams Medicine Co. , Schenectady , K. Y. A booklet on Nervous Disorders sent free on request. Sbc Had Waited Lonff Enough. A Maine girl of ideals told a young man who asked her for her hand that she should not think of marrying a man with less than ten thousand dol lars. lars.The The young man went to Boston and worked very hard for several years , returned" , and called on the young lady , who said , "Well , John , how are you getting along ? " "Pretty well , " he said , "I have al most gotten nineteen dollars towards the ten thousand. " "Well , John , " she said , "I do not know but that is enough. I guess we can get along with that. " Success "Magazine. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SUFFER Prom Constipation , Bowel and Stomach Trouble. Q. What is the beginning of sickness ? A. Constipation. Q. What w Constipation ? A. Failure of the bowels to carry off the waste matter which lies in the ali mentary canal , where it decays and poi sons the entire system. Eventually the results are death under the name of Gome other disease. Note the deaths from typhoid fever and appendicitis , stomach and bowel trouble at the pres ent tsne. Q. What causes Constipation ? A. Neglect to respond to the call of nature promptly. Lack of exercise. Ex cessive brain work. Mental emotion and improper diet. Q. What are the results of "neglected Constipation ? A. Constipation causes more suffering than any other disease. It causes rheu matism , colds , fevers , stomach" , bowel , kidney , lung and heart troubles , etc. It is the one disease that starts all others. Indigestion , dyspepsia , diarrhoea , loss of sleep and strength are its symptoms piles , appendicitis and fistula , ace caused by Constipation. Its consequences are known to all physicians , but few suffer ers realize their condition until it is too late. Women become confirmed invalids as a result of Constipation. Q. Do physicians recognize this ? A. Yes. The first question your doc tor asks you is "are you constipated ? " That is the secret. Q. Can it be cured ? A. Yes , "with proper treatment. The common error is to resort to physics , such as pills , salts , mineral water , castor oil , injections , etc. , every one of which is injurious. They weaken and increase the malady. You know this by your own experience. Q. What then should be done to cure it ? A. Get a bottle of Mull's Grape Tonic at once. Mull's Grape Topic will posi tively cure Constipation and Stomach Trouble in the shortest space of time. No other remedy has before been known to cure Constipation positively and per manently. Q. What is Mull's Grape Tonic ? A. It is a Compound with 40 per cent of the juice of Concord Grapes. It ex erts a peculiar strengthening , healing in fluence upon the intestines , so that they can do their work unaided. The process is gradual , but sure. It is not a physic , but it cures Constipation , Dysentery , Stomach * and Bowel Trouble. Having a rich , fruity grape flavor , it is pleasant to take. As a tonic it is unequalled , in suring the system Against disease. It strengthens and builds up waste tissue. Q. Where can Mull's Grape Tonic be had ? A. Your druggist sells it. The dollar bottle contains nearly three times the 50-cent size. Good for ailing children and nursing mothers. A free bottle to all who have never used it because we know it will cure you. 140 FREE BOTTLE 238 FREE. F n < t tht coupon with your n m mnd iiMnia your drnntirt'f u jn and lOe to p jr poiUg * nd w will apply * r ple frw , If ' yon yoo h T nrrer mod Mali' * Rr p Tonle , * nd will * 1M Mnd you a c rtl8c U 6d for tl.OO w id th * pureluu * of mor Tonle from TOOT MTTLL'S GBAPE TONIC Co. . 21 Third Ave. Rock Island. EL Give Full Address and Write Plainly 85 c nt. 60 nut nd $1.00 bottlti > t all drurrtrti Tti. 11.00 bottl. mUii .boat , | x time , „ SJS 7Z&.K ftil nntbottteud about ihrw times as much u the 50 c.nt f bottla. Th re I * a gr tt Tlns In buying th $1.00 ilz . The genuine has a date and number stamped on the label take no othfr from your druggist. Only Remedy. Patient Doctor , I frequently ex perience a hissing sound in my ears. What would you advise me to do ? Doctor What Is your occupation ? Patient I'm an actor. Doctor Then I'd advise you to get tome other kind of a job. ' l ; /I