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Good'Alfalfa Field in tlie North.
One , of the. most Successful alfalfa
fields in the North , is it the Wisconsin
'Experiment ' Station , where the four
cuttings obtained tnls year gave 32,376
.pounds of green fodder , or 10.SOO
pounds of hay , rie'arly 5 % tons per
'acre. The weight of green forage ob-
'tained w.as twicc tha of clover and
itliree tinics that of Unjo'thy. The analy
sis showed thtf alfalfa yielded nearly
ithree tinics as mucn protein per acre
as clover and nine times as much as
'timothy ' , while the dry matter and fat
were also greatly in favor of alfalfa *
'The crop is being tested quite exten
sively throughout Wisconsin. Of 125
farmers reporting to the station , 110
advocated using the alfalfa with a
nurse crop , ninety-nine * of them using
loats for that purpose. Twenty pounds
'of ' seetT per acre was the amount gen-
erally preferred.The variety was the
comraoir alfalfa : which succeeded better
than Uio.Turkcstan variety.
A New
III.Tan. . 8th ( Special )
Mrs. Sarah K. Row-3 , who is residing
liere , Kays she feels like "A New Be
ing , " although she is in her fifty-sev-
enth year. Why ? Because she has
taken Uofld's Kidney PiTls , that well
known medicine that has put new life
into ofd bodies , mid has come as a
Gorl send info homes of sorrow and
suffering. She says :
"No one knows what awful torture
I suffered with Rheumatism and Kid
ney Trouble , until L got cured by
.DorlrTs' Kidney Pills. This grand
reme.'Jy drove the Rlieumatisin out of
my body , nothing else ever did me
any good. Doild's Kidney Pills are
worth one hundred times their price ,
for'they have made me , tbouglivl am
flfty-Bcvon years old , a new being.
I anrin' better'shape'now than I have
tbeerr for many years and I owe it all
! to OortdV Kidney P'ills.
Economical Tlionsrlit.
, "Oh , George ! " said Mrs. Youngman ,
' "my canary bird's dead. "
"Yes if" replied her husband. "You're
, Bot grieving' much. "
"No ; you-oee , I can have it stuffed
for my hat next fall , and then the rest
of th'e hat. won't cosf j-ou so much. " <
Philadelphia Tress.
Piso's" Cure for Consumption Is the best
fcaedicine.'I have , over found for coughs
and colds ; Mrs. Oscar Tripp , Big Rock ,
HI. , March 20. 1001.
Tlie Stable Floor.
Horses , when confined , need good
floors on which to stind , and in order
to secure a good pitch in them suffi
cient for all liquids to drain rearward ,
good way is to have the planks 6
inches v/.ide , 5 inches thick at one end
and"2 inches thick at the other. These
should be laid two layers thick. With
the thick end under the manger , the
first or lower layer should be put down
as closely as the planks can be driven ,
so as la make them water-tight is pos
sible. Assuming the foundation is lev
el , this Avilt give a fall of about 5 inch
es to carry water away. The top layer
should then be put on with the thick
ends' oC the planks at the end of the
sbill , thus bringing ( he floor up to a
perfect , level , the only natural position
for ahorse stand. The top planks
for three feet in the center of the stall
should be % of an inch apart. Owing
to Uja slant of the layer underneath ,
theurine then has a chance to run
away , and , as a consequence , the stall
is always dry. Especially is this so
if , when in cleaning out the stable , a
amfiil square" hook is used to run down
the grooves in ! tlie tipper layer , insur
ing a clear passage for the liquids at
all times. Agricultural Epitomist.
I'rocJiictiva : Winter Wheats.
TIUaverage Height per bushel and
the average yield of the most produc
tive varieties of whiter wheat for the
*
past five ? years , including 1904 , at the
Ontario ; experimental farm are report
ed as follows : Dawsoii Golden Chaff ,
J5i.S ) pounds , 59.S bushels ; Imperial
Amber ; G.f.2 pounds , 5S bushels ; Prize
TaJc.-iy { 79.8 pounds , 57.G bushels ; Sil
ver Dollar. 59.7 pounds , 57 bushels ;
Budapest , 01.4 pounds , 55.4 bushels ;
Jlmly ; Gl-1 pounds , 55.4 bushels ; For-
iyfold , 59.1 pounds. 55.4 bushels , and
Egyptian Amber. G1.4 pounds , 55.2
bushels. In 1904 Dawson Golden
< Jliaff"j > osscssed the strongest and Red
Hussar'the weakest straw , and Iron
clad , Tasmania lied and Pride of
Aini'ric.VwcTe freest from rust.
INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION.
llo v CCoo ; ! jlcfidcil Off the luxiiliousr
Disease.
Thu Jmppy wife of a good old-fash-
Somul Michigan farmer says :
"In the spring of 1902 1 was taken
sick a general breaking down , as
it were. 1 w s excessively nervous ,
could not al-oep well at night , my food
Koorucil. to do me no good , and I was
KO weak I could scarcely walk across
ilie room.
' The. doctor said uiy condition was
ttio to overwork and close confinement
and thatbe very much feared that cou-
BUJupUou would set in. > For several
mouths I took one kind of medicine af
ter another , but with no good effect
in Cttci , E seemed to grow worse.
" Tlien I determined to quit all medi
cines , givo up coffee.and see what
GrapeNutsfood , would do for me. I
infill to.cat . Grape-Nuts with sugar
awl cream'and. . bread and butter three
time * : rt day.
"Thtj effect was surprising ! I began
to gain Jlcsh.and , strength forthwith ,
iny I..TVOB .quieted down and grew nor
mally sleuly _ and sound , sweet sleep
came buck to me. In sis : weeks' time
I discharged , the hired girl and com
menced ( o do my own housework for
n family y of six. This was two years
ago , stud I urn. doing it. still , and enjoy
it. " NJIHKJ given by Postum Co. , Bat
tle Creek , Mich.
There's a reason. Read the little
fcook. "Th'e iload to Wellville , " in pkgs.
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Opinions of Great Papers on Emportasit Subjects. 4 4
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CONVICT NO. 9,510.
OR many years Newton C. Dougherty was a
leading , prosperous and honored citizen of
Peoria. His work in his chosen profession of
educator was widely applauded and received
not only local but national recognition. Through
a combination of talents not often seen in an
educator he gained personal wealth as well
as professional honor.
1 et to-day Newton C. Dougherty has no longer wealth ,
nor lonor , nor even a name in the regard of the public or
of 1 is fellow men about him. He is merely Convict No.
D,510 in the Illinois State prison at Joliet.
Why has Newton C. Dougherty fallen so fast , so far ,
and so low ? The answer is as old as human life on the
earth , and so long as men forget that manhood is more
than riches that answer must still be given.
Newton C. Dougherty was iu haste to be not merely
honorably prosperous , but luxuriously rich. That he might
get money much money he set his honor as a man and
his well-earned fame as an educator upon the cast of the
dice in the game for wealth.
He did this again and again and again. For a long
time he won and his sin was hid. But there came a day
when he lost again and again , and his sin could no longer
be hid. It burst forth to alarm the guilty and astound the
free.
free.And
And almost in a day wealth , reputation , the respect of
men , professional honor and renown , were gone and lost
forever. Because he forgot that the wages of sin is death ,
tn one day Newton C. Dougherty was forced to draw all the
arrears of those wages to the uttocmost penny.
That is why Newton C. Dougherty has fallen so fast ,
BO far and so low. That is why Newton C. Dougherty has
to-day , neither wealth nor honor , nor even a name , but is
tnerely Convict No. 9,510 in the Joliet prison. Chicago
tntcr Ocean.
PIELDS TUBNJ3D TO GOLD.
HE wealth of the American farmer is the won
der of the world. With the magic of a Midas
T he has turned all his fields to gold. The wealth
production on farms in 1005 has reached the
highest amount ever attained by the farmer of
this or any other country.
'The total figures $6,413,000,000 are almost
beyond comprehension. It may help in realizing the enor
mity of the amount to know that if the farmer keeps up
this rale of production three years more he will have pro
duced an amount of wealth within ten years equal to one-
half of the entire national wealth produced in three cen
turies. It may help still further to know that the agricul
tural exports the surplus left over after all home wants
were supplied have amounted in sixteen years to a round
5:1,000,000,000 : more than the value of all the railroads in
the country. Yes , the farmer has been doing things on a
scale so big that ordinary comprehension can hardly rise
to it.
it.And
And the things he sells , at prices which make fiction
tales of wealth look shrunken and mean , by no means rep
resents the total of his riches. He still owns the cow that
this year has yielded him $655,000,000. He keeps the hens
that pay him $500,000,000 a year. ' A single year's increase
In the value of his farms equals the entire national debt.
He has money in the bank big wads of it. Indeed he
owns banks that are numbered by the hundreds. The 1,754
THE DEADLY TERMITE.
Noted , for TVaT-s tlint Are Dark and
Triclcs that Are 3Iea .
"For ways that are dark , and tricks
that are mean , " the termite's the mean
est of bugs ever seen. However , the-
termite is not seen
very often , and
there's the rub
which is agitating
many American
scientists , and like
wise many owners
of wooden struc
tures in the United
States.
The termite looks
' * " ' like an ant , but Is
TIM : QUEEN. not Qf thc ant fam.
ily. It is really allied to the dragon
flies and May flies. It is of tropical
origin , but somehow managed to colo
nize ha the land of the free and tlie
home of the brave. Fifty years ago a
traveling entomologist reported that
he was surprised to find termites "colo
nized in San Francisco and on the
shores of Lake Erie , near Cleveland ,
O. " The to-mttes at some later data
moved into Cleveland but their devas
tations were ftttrilmtetl to other causes
until Prof. Oldenbaeh , a Jesuit scien
tist of that city , discovered a cozy
family of about a million of them and
reported his find to Washington. Since
HEAD OF THE TERMITE.
then the termites have greatly extend
ed themselves in a residential way.
How to offset their destructiveness
has become a very serious proposition.
The invasion of the United States
by the termite lias become very thor
ough. It has been found on mountain
tops of Colorado at a height of 7,000
feetNot
Not long ago an accumulation of
books and papers belonging to tlie
State of Illinois was thoroughly ruined
by their attacks. In South Carolina a
echool library closed for the summer
was found in autumn to be completely
eaten out and valueless. Even in the
department of agriculture at Wash
ington an accumulation of records and
documents stored in a vault , on exam
ination proved to be thoroughly mined
and ruined by these destroyers.
Three frame buildings in Washing
tonwere found recently to be so badly
country banks organized in the last five years are almost
wholly owned by the farmer. The farmer is king of the
land. The cornstalk is a humble scepter , but it yields
2,700,000,000 bushels , and that is more than any other king's
scepter , though of gold and jeweled , ever did for him in all
the history of the world.
The farmer may have hayseed in his hair , but he has
$605,000,000 worth of hay in the market. We may laugh
at th ° straw in his mouth , but must bow down in respect
before the most valuable wheat crop ever produced in any
year in any land. Kansas City World.
THE PBESESVATION OF NIAGARA.
REPORT recently submitted by the Interna
tional Waterways Commission holds out a
hope that the Falls of Niagara may be saved
from any further despoliation for commercial
purposes. No act of the commission can be
final , but it has waved a danger signal In its
recommendation to the Government of the
United States and to that of Canada that "such steps as
they may regard as necessary be taken to prevent any cor
porate rights or franchises being granted or renewed by
either Federal , State or Provincial authority for the use of
the waters of the Niagara River for power or other pur
poses until this commission is able to collect the informa
tion necessary to enable it to report fully upon the condi
tions and uses of these waters to the respective Govern
ments of the United States and Canada. "
The preservation of the Falls depends upon the com
bined action of both countries. It may be assumed that
the Dominion will be ready to pass such laws and enter
into such agreements as may be necessary to prevent the
full conversion of the Niagara River into mere horse-power.
Pending final legislation , a suspension bill is a highly desir
able measure. The raid on the river has already gone too
far. Concurrent action by Congress and Parliament could
effect a permanent prohibition of further injury. New
York Sun.
OFFICIALS' BIG SALABIES.
REAT merit should have great wages. But
when a high salary only whets the appetite for
; the trimmings , the bigger the salary the bigger
the appetite. The Bank of Germany , with as
sets of over $000,000,000 , finds a competent man
to manage its affairs on a salary of $30,000 a
year , while the governor of the Bank of Eng
land with still larger assets to handle , gets only $10,000 a
year , but Mr. McCurdy , as president of the Mutual Life ,
pays himself $150,000 a year , and other members of his
family , who hold subordinate positions under him , nearly
twice as much more. Can any one believe that it tak
more ability to manage the insurance company than the
bank ? Or is it a matter of experience ? Then let us ask
how much experience in the insurance business had Mr.
Paul Morton when made president of the Equitable at a
salary of $80,000 a year ? Does any one think the poaition
of an insurance official more important than the presidency
of the United States ? And jet more of policy holders'
money goes into the capacious coffers of the McCurdy fam
ily than it takes to pay the salary of the President of the
United States and all his Cabinet officers and all the judges
of the Supreme Court of the United States , and the Gov
ernors of sixteen States of the Union all thrown together.
W. D. Vandiver , in The World To-day.
eaten up by this insidious foe that It
was necessary to tear them down.
Damage of the sort mentioned has oc
curred as far rorth as Boston.
As a destructive force in the United
States the terrible termite threatens
to rival the forces of the elements.
Theywork in the dark. Prof. C. L.
Marlatt , of the entomology depart
ment , states they cannot bear the full
sunshine and when exposed to it
shrivel up and die. They first colonize
underground and then begin their at
tack on a building , seldom , If ever ,
coming to a floor surface.
Hence , a building seemingly firm
in all its proportions , suddenly falls
apart as might a child's house of cards ,
carrying to death and injury its living
occupants.
There is a winged termite , but the
real depredators are soft-bodies , large-
headed and milky white , less than a
quarter of an inch in length. A colony
of termites in the tropics has a king
and queen , the latter possessing an
enormous capacity for laying eggs. In
this country this queen has not been
found. In her absence , however , the
termites are able to develop from a
young Larva or nymph which would
otherwise become a winged female ,
known as a supplementary queen ,
which is never winged and never
leaves the colony. The late Prof. II.
G. Hubbar.d discovered this supplemen
tary queen tlie parent insect of all
the terrible termites in America.
A Svs-eH Club.
A young American staying for a
time in an English provincial town ,
and being the only representative of
his nation there , was the victim of
considerable "guying. " But he took it
all with such good nature tliat ho gen
erally managed to come off with flying
colors , despite his inferiority in num
bers to his tormentors.
At an evening gathering he wore his
coat lupel a pin in the form of a tiny
American flag. Several of tlie guests
pretended not to recognize tlie Stars
and Stripes.
"Ah , " a supercilious young woman
raised her lorgnette and gazed at the
emblem , "you belong to some ah
secret society or organization ? "
"Yes , " said Uncle Sam's nephew ,
amiably , "it's my club , you know ; and
at last reckoning there were over eigh
ty millions of us. "
"Warm
"Do you think the new janitor has
a vocabulary that is sufficiently
warm ? "
"Well , I should say.he had ! He
used to run a school for talking par-
rota. " Cleveland Plain Dealer.
COST OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
Sum Required Annually to Maintain
It and Other Figures.
The White House up to date has
cost about $3,000,000 , of which near
ly one-third has been paid for furni
ture and interior decorations , says the
Saturday Evening Post. Originally
the State of Virginia gave $130,000 to
build it , Maryland adding $72,000. To
maintain the White House costs from
$25,000 to $50,000 a year , the appro
priation for this purpose varying con
siderably. But every now and then
there is something extra to be paid for
and Congress is called upon to give an
extra $30,000 or $50,000. The biggest
pull of this kind ever made was for
$550.000 , which was spent a couple of
years ago in a partial reconstruction
of the interior and in the addition of
wingliko terraces and an office build
ing.
Every now and then a new set of
china has to be provided , and usually
that costs about $25,00u rather a big
sum from the everyday housewife's
point of view. Repairs run up to a
large amount annually , white paint be
ing an important item.
The President gets his pay every
mouth in the shape of a check , or ,
more accurately speaking , a "war
rant , " for $4,166.67 , which is sent by
a messenger to the White House. A
memorandum of the amount due is
made out by the auditor of the State
Department and is sent to the warrant
division of the Treasury , where It is
examined and marked as approved.
The Secretary of the Treasury signs
it , tlie Controller certifies it as correct
and then Mr. Roosevelt receives his
money. The smallest warrant ever is
sued by the Treasury Department was
in favor of a President of the United
States. It was for one cent and was
forwarded from Washington to Mr
Cleveland to Gray Gables , the SUP
being due to close the account of satf
ary for the fiscal year.
Eunhcminm.
Mr. Smith , of Baltimore. Was youi
father's office building burned to tha
ground ?
Miss Jones , of Boston No , the walla
were left standing , but the edifice was
completely er intestined. " Cleve
land Leader.
How severe a young man is witb
the love affairs of a widower , and hov ?
severe an elderly man is with thu
love affairs of a young fellow.
Some people in time grow almost
famous for hearing of thlnzs that
never happened.
f
Herbert II. Ai uiv.evho has been
selected by the president to be the
Prst United States minister to Nor-
way , has for sev-
* r a 1 years been
Third Assistant
'ecretary of State
t Washing ton.
lis most recent
. ork that canie to
ho notice of the
uhlic was as rep-
esentative of thu
.tate Department
t the Portsmouth
peace conierence.
As Third Secretary , the consular ser
vice has been under his immediate
charge , and in 1904 he made a trip
around the world inspecting United
States consulates. The results of this
trip , which are found in the recom
mendation for the improvement of the
consular service , arc regarded as of
great value. Mr. Peirce has held scv-
retaryships in the diplomatic service ,
including that of first secretary at St.
Petersburg , where he was charge
d'affairs. In the absence of the Secre
tary of State he has' frequently been
in charge of the State Department.
*
Dr. Plchn , who was a speaker at the
recent German colonial conference , at
tributes the brutal exercise of certain
German and Belgian officials when sent
to govern black men to "tropcacholer , "
or tropical frenzy.
* *
-
Ex-Governor William R. Taylor of
Wisconsin , who has become an inmate
of the Old Peoples' Home near Madi
son , was the fa
in o u s "Farmer
Governor" who , in
the years 1S74-7G ,
compelled the rail
roads of the State
to obey the law ,
for tlie first time
in their history. He
was born in Con
necticut in 1S20 ,
came to Wisconsin
in 1S4S and settled N > . , .
at Cottage Grove , Dane County , where
he has lived on a farm ever since.
Though a Democrat , in a strongly Re
publican district , and in a Republican
State , he has been elected to nearly
every office in his village , county and
State , from school director to Gov
ernor. The pathos of the old man's
retirement to tlie "home" comes from
the fact that he lost his parents when
only u child and was reared wholly by
strangers , so he closes his long and
useful life in loneliness and among
strangers , as he began it.
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When Dr. Xansen goes to London , as
Norwegian minister he will take with
him material for a new book he is to
write on antarctic exploration.
Francis Hendricks , who took his
turn on the rack before the Insurance
Investigating Committee in New York
i .ft
the other day , has
been Superintend
ent of Insurance
of the State since
Feb. 11 , 1900 , by
appointment of the
then G o ve r n o r
Theodore Roose
velt. Prior to that
time he had served
two terms as May
or of Syracuse , two
terms in the lower
house of the Legislature , three terms
in the State Senate , and from 1S91 un
til 1S95 was Collector of tlie Port of
Xew York. He was born at Kingston ,
X. Y. , in 1834 , had a meager educsi
tion , because of the early death of his
father , and for many years was en
gaged in mercantile pursuits at Ro
chester and Syracuse. From the In-
coplion of tlie insurance inquiry he has
been under the severest criticism for
alleged laxity.
M. Rostand is said to have declined
an ofTor of $20,000 for a siu ic mngJi/Jne
publication of his new play , "Chanti
cleer. " ' lie believes he can ju > t a larger
amount from the play in hook form.
James R. Garfield , the stir witness-
in the case against the beef puckers ,
has been commissioner of corporations
in the Department
of Commerce and
Labor sLnce Febru
ary. 1903 , and lias
been a member of
the United States
7ivil Service Com
mission for several
years prior to that
time. He is a son
of the late Presi
dent James A.
uarheld born .i.wit..o u-nii-iti.u.
was i.
, . . . . . . - . .
at Hiram , Ohio , 1u 1805 , and was edu
cated for the law at Columbia Law
School. As a partner In the law firm
of Garfield , Garfield & Howe he has
maintained his offices at Cleveland.
_
m *
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Dr. Adolph Pritzen , bishop of S trass-
burp , has again issued an edict forbid
ding priests within Ins diocese to use
bicycles.
"
* " " " "
Col. W. H. Michael , who has just
been appointed consul general at Cal
cutta , served in both army and navy in
the war of the rebellion with distinction.
* "
James N. Hill , a son of James J. Hill ,
the railroad magnate , is snisl to be slat
ed for the presidency of the Northern
Pacific.
Dolncr as They Are Tol l.
Native servants in India have the
generally desirable though sometimes1
inconvenient virtue of the Chinese
doing exactly as they ar * told. The
trouble is that they seldom use judg
ment.
Lord Roberts , during a campaign in
India , had ordered his man to prepare
his bath at a certain hour. One day ,
a fierce engagement was going on , but
the servant made his way through a
storm of bullets and appeared at the
commander's side.
"Sahib , " said he , "your bath Is
ready. "
Even a better story comes from an
unknown soldier , who was awakened
one morning by feeling the servant o *
a brother officer pulling at his foot.
"Sahib , " whispered the ma-a "sa
hib , what aw I to do ? My master
told me to wake him at half-past G ,
but he did not go to bed till 7. "
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE ?
Cure tlie ICftlncys nrul the Pain
Will A'ever Return.
Only one sure way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause , the kidneys.
Thousands tell of
cures made by
Doan's Kiclnoy Pills.
John C. Co'eman , n
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro , Ga. ,
says : "For several
years my kidneys
were affected , and
my back ached day
and night. "I was
languid , nervous and
lame in the morning. Doan's Kidney
Pills helped me right away , and the
great relief that followed has been per
manent. "
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y.
According : to Instructions
'A British officer , in his expense list
on governnrent service , pnt down :
"Porter , twopence. "
The officer was requested 'to re
port to the war office and receive the
following explanation :
"While executing public duty re
freshments are not chargeable to the
nation. "
"The item does not represent re
freshments , " replied the officer , "but a-
fee to a carrier. "
"You should have said porterage , " *
was then explained to him.
When the officer had occasion to take1
a hansom , remembering instructions
he wrote in his account :
"Cabbage , 2 shillings. " Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
AWFUL ITCEDTG OU SCALP.
Hair Finally Had to Ee Cut to Sava
Any Scalp How in Good Con
dition Cured by Cuticura.
"I used the Cuticura Soap and Oint
ment for a diseased scalp , dandruff ,
and constant falling of hair. Finally I
had to cut my hair to save any at all.
Just at that time I read about the Cuti
cura Remedies. Once every week I
shampooed my hair with the Cuticura
Soap , and ; I used the Ointment twice a
week. In two months' time my hair
was long enough to do up in French
twist. That is now five years ago , and
I hr.ve a lovely head of hair. The
length is six inches below my waist
line , my scalp is in very good condi
tion , and no more dandruff or Itching
of the scalp. I used other remedies
that were recommended to me as good ,
but with no results. Mrs. W. F. Griess ,
Clay Center , Neb. , Oct. 23 , 1905. "
Boston "Way.
"Tommy , I wish 3011 would run to
the butcher shop and tell the man to
send over two pounds of the same beef
we had tlie other day. "
"Yes , mother , it will afford me un
wonted pleasure to do as you request , "
replied Tommy , as he wiped off his
glasses.
"And Tommy ? "
"ires , mother. "
"Be sure and tell the butcher to
send dressed beef we wouldn't dare
let tlie neighbors see it come into the
house otherwise. " Milwaukee Senti
nel.
ilow's This ?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
r.ny ca e of Catarrh than camiot be cured
by liall's Catarrh ( Jiu-e. -
F. J. CHRXEY & CO. , Toledo. O.
"We , the undersigned , Imve known F. J.
Cheney for rl.e ia > t i ; ycui.i. > .il iu-Ucvo
1 M.I pt-if'VMy fc < r.on.'i1 -i : 'm-s'.n.iss
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YUioIi'--.jIe : Dru lst.s , Toledo. O. J
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is takon Inteniaily. I ;
actln ? dirertly upon the blood and murona
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 7."c per bottle. Sold l > y nil
Drnggfsts.
Take Hall's Family rills for constipation.
Fooling Hnhby.
"Let me show you the new novel for
married ladies , " confided the clerk in
the book store.
"Novel ! " echoed the prospective cus
tomer. "Why , that is a cookbook. "
"No , it is a dashing , breezy novel ]
with a cookbook cover. You see ,
when your husband walks in and finds
you reading what's apparently a cook
book be will feel so tickled ho is liable
to hand over the price of a new fall
hat"
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching , Blind , Reeding Protruding files.
Druggists are authorzed to refund umnt-r'if
PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure In 16 U
days. 50c.
Money in It.
Bills There goes a man who is al
ways looking down in the mouth nivl
yet he is happy.
Wills Who is he ?
Bills Smith , the dentist C ica ro
Journal ,
.His Vindication.
"I thought Senator , that you were
poing to insist oa being vindicated be
fore a jury. * ' ,
"I was. But my lawyers hare h
fortunate enough to Cnd a Caw ia the is ?
dictmcnt. " , . : it
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