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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 23, 1905)
Xot in His Lino. "What kind of a place would yon like ? " asked tlic manager of the intelli gence olliee. "Oil , " answered the young lady ap plicant , "a place where 1 can have every thing 1 want with hut little to do and no one to bos me. " "Excuse luo , niisfj , " said Iho manager , "this is an employment < > { ? .ce. not a mat- rimonal agency. " VERY-FEW. IF ANY , CIGARS SOLD AT 5 CENTS , COST AS MUCH TO MANUFACT URE. OR COST THE DEALER AS MUCH AS IF THE DEALER TRIES TO SELL YOU SOME OTHER ASK YOURSELF WHY ? ffi * $ f&w ti'i 1M& & & . - , It Otires Colds , Cou-jhe , Sore Tlirnct , Croup , Jnfln- cn/A , Whoopir.g Cough , 15-mu .HUM i 1 Asthma. A ck-rtam cure for t'cnsu i | > t . , n in fit i 'i finda hiire relief in advanced Ptn c" 1 - at. i You * will dec the excellent rfit-et nf'cr fikii : ihe first , dose. Sold ny dea erd everyu iiei e. Lari-a bottlfca 23 cent * stud CO ceuu TO THE Dti'iiiK the months of Mnr- ami Airil , lh io will bn jCzcursloti" on tiiH various line x > > iiului > to tlio r nniliiinVst. . Hundred- toon-anil * of the bo t Whuat niul Grazing IniiiN on the ( 'ominntit fite to tho rettler. Ailjoiiiiiiclanclbiuio Lminnthii-o.l from i.-iilway nnd I nul commit ) ! a rn8Oiinli' iiru' ' . n * o ronte. U1. Apply fo-Info motion to Si no Int nd ntof Imin R n- tiuu , O tawn , Cmmtlu , or to E. T. Holme5 Jnkoii Ht. . St. I'HU ! , M nn. , und J. M. McLiicIiliin , 15ox JIG , Wiitertovrii.So.Dakotn.Autho ) ized Goveimi.ent Agetits Piaase eny where you sew this advertisement. Positively cured by these Littls Pills. Tiiey also relievo Dis tress from Dyspepsia , In digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A pcrfscfi rem edy for Dizziness , Nausea , Drowsiness , Bad Taste In tho Houth , Coated Tongue , Pain In tlie Side , TOHPID LIVER. Tliey regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SHALL PILL. SMALL DOSE , SHALL FRIGE , GARTER'S Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature ITTLE IVER PILLS. OEFUSEJUBSTSTUTES. SOUTHERN 'AND SOUTHERNPOSSIBILITIES. POSSIBILITIES. In no part of the United States has there been such wonderful Commercial , Industrial and Agricultural development as nlotis the lines of the Illinois Central and theYazoo & Mississippi Valley Ilailroads in the States of Tennessee , Mississippi and Louisiana. within the past ten years. Cities and towns have doubled their population. SfHendld buslue.-s bloi-ks have been erected. Farm lands have more than doubled In value. Hundreds of Industiies have been estab lished and ns n result there Is an unprece dented demand for DAY LABQSERS , SKILLED V/ORKVES AMD ESPECIALLY FARM TENANTS. Parties with small capital , seeking an op- portunity to purchase a farm home ; farmers who would prefer to rent for a ronple of years before purchasing , and day laborers m Ilelds or factories should address a postal card to Mr. J. F. Merry. Asst. General 1'as- senger Agent. DubuQiic. Iowa , who will promptly mall printed matter conccruing the territory above described , and give spe cific replies to all Eye Water ON CROP PAYMENTS J. MULHALU S.'oux City , ! 3. Sooc as a Disinfectant. , , Of the many clicap and simple dis infectants proposed for the use of the people one of the most effective is common soot. Soot is composed of pure carbon nnd is formed hy the hot vapor of the hydrocarbon coming from burning fuel striking ths cold walls of the chimney or stovepipe and condensing thereon. It is a very light , porous and impalpable powder and , like charcoal , which is the same ole- mr-nt in a different form , possesses the property of absorbing and re-tain- ing a wonderful amount of gas. Tin great danger of disease about s-iwerg , drains and other places is almost en tirely due to gas give i off by dcVom- posing matter. If soot be sprinkL\l about the ? ( places it will absorb foul gas. Lo'i'lon Miil. A QUICK RECOVERY. A Prominent Officer of the Rebeccas Y\Trilcsto Thanlc Doan's Kidney Pilla For II. Mrs. C. E. Bumgardner , a local oifi- I"1 * "J.-atigE- . ! * V-- ' " * * ' /SpJ'l& M * W wl 1 , B cer ot me Rebeccas , of Topcka , Kan. , room 10 , 812 Kansas ave nue , writes : "I used Doan's Kidney Pills during the past year , for kidney trouble and kindred ailments. I was suffering from pains in the back and headaches , but found after the use of one box of the remedy that the troubles gradually disappear ed , so that before I had finished a second package I was well. I , therefore , heartily endorse your rnmeflv. " < . .igiKMli1KS. ; . C. E. BUMGARDNER. A FREW TUIAL Address Foster- Milburn Co. , Buffalo. N. Y. For sale by all dealers. Price , 50 cents. Ever Notice It ? "Yes. " remarked the man who occa sionally lets out only an audible thought , "it K" "What 'tis that is ? " queried the party with the rubber habit. "It is easier to cut an acquaintance than it i- ; to carve a steak with a restau rant kifr : . " explained the noisy thinker. Jlncnroni "Wheat. Sr.lzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind which laughs at droughts and the ele ments and positively mocks Black Rust , that terrible scorch ! It's sure of yielding 80 bushels of finest Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good 111. , la. , . .Mich.Vis. . , 0. , Pa. , Mo. , Neb. lands and 40 to GO bushels on arid lands ! No rust , r.o insects , no failure. Catalog tells all about it. j JUST SHXIi IOC ATfD TKFS NOTICE to the John A. Sal/.er Seed Co. , La Crosse , AYis. , and they will send you free a sample 1 of this Wheat and other farm seeds , to- pother with their great catalog , worth 81UO.OI ) to any wide-awake farmer , [ C. JS. U.J AVhcro th Trouble AVas. An Irishman who was not feeling well after having worked overtime at a j Thanksgiving feast , dropped in to con- l-sult a pill dispenser. The latter began operations by feeling thep atient's pulse. "Pfwat's th' good av feelin' me wrist , doctherV" asked the son of Erin. "Faith nn' it's in me sthomach th' throuble do be. " "Winslovr's SOOTHING STIUTP for Children g ; softens tho gums , reduces inflammation , al lays i > ain , cures wind colic. 23 cents a bottle. j ; of the End. "You can cook , I suppose ? " remarked the young man who was cautiously feel ing his way before declaring himself. "No. " she answered icily , "I never even attempted it. My parents never thought it would be necessary for me to seek a position as cook. " Around the Wo. .d ' ! have used your Fisb Brand Slickers for years in the Hawaiian Islands' end found them the only article that suited. I an now in this country ( Africa ) and think a great deal oJ your coals. " ( NAME on APPLICATION ) HIGHEST AWARD WORLD'S FAIR , 1004. Theworld-v/ide reputa tion of Tower's Water proof Oiled Clothing assures the buyer of the positive worth of all garments btnrlng this Sign of the Fish. A. J. TOWER CO. , Boston , U. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO. , LIMITED , 353 Toronto , Canada. Do you honestly believe , that coffee sold loose ( in bulk ) , exposed to dust , germs and insects , passing through many hands ( some of them not over-clean ) , "blended , " you don't know how or by whom , is fit for your use ? Of course you don't. But ' /3Tts Ttk Tt 1fl \ lfl lfl | * B * ION COFFEE Is another story. The green berries , selected by keen fudges at the plantation , are skillfully roasted at our fac m tories , where precautions you would not dream of are taken to secure perfect cleanliness , flavor , strength and uniformity. From the time the coffee leaves the factory no hand toucfies it till it is opened in your kitchen. OF AIL PACKAGE COFFEES. This has made LION COFFES the LEADER Millions of American Homes welcome LION COFFEE daily. There is no stronger proof of merit than continued and increas ing popularity. "Quality survives all opposition. " ( Sold only in l.lb. packages. Lion-head on every package. ) ( Save your Lion-heads for valuable premiums. ) SOLD BY GROCERS EVERYWHERE "WOOLSON SPICE CO. , Toledo , Ohio. IA$5 Sfl& C . : ) . ( e mj Billion ami a half Congress. The xva-lchdog of tho treasury must be toothless. New York Herald. Grand Duke Vladimir is said to 1)2 'i perfect wreck. If he isn't he will be when the Terrorists get through with him. Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Kansas is the home of the brave , and when it gets out of the Standard Oil Company's clutches it will be the land of the free. Kansas City Times. The only thing that the Senate does not amend is the scripture that Dr. Hale recites in tho morning , and thero is no telling whc-n it will fall t ; > on that. Nov.York Mail. The Beef Trust wiil obey the Su preme Court mandate. Hereafter , in stead of fixing the prices by agree ment , the trust will lix them by mere accident. New York American. Carrie Nation has just denounco.1 some of the Kansas State oflicials as "devilsanarchists and hypocrites. " Mr. Rockefeller is doubtless gla.l that ! someone has said it for him. Was'i- J ington Post. j Japan , would , be justified in address ing to the powers the question , What are you going to do about it ? should i they show any inclination to monkey ! -with the fruits of victory. New York Evening Sun. I A 10-year-old girl in Brussels came ' to grief after negotiating a promissory note for $00,000 without security. Ev idently has the making in her of a Mrs. Chadwick when she grows up. New York World. If the spirit of boodle and of graft is to be found thus early in the Isth mian Canal Commission , what may we expect from the subordinate officials throughout the years of active opera tions ? Portland Argus. The frequent occurrence of such af fairs as that which cost the Grand Duke Sergius his life will sooner or later convince the Russian autocracy ! that ballots are preferable to bombs. San Francisco Chronicle. No age limit with reference to the employment of children has been es tablished in Delaware , Georgia , Ida- j ho and Nevada. And yet those States are considered old enough to vote. Newport News Times-Herald. [ With Wisconsin , Missouri and Okla homa following Kansas on the trail of the Standard Oil Company , and Uncle Sam joining the procession , there is likely to be a pretty race , to say the least. Nebraska State Journal. | There will soon be only one Terri tory inside the United States. Old Arizona , probably the first inhabited State of all those now in the Union , Avill stay out until she gets in on her own terms. Birmingham Ledger. I John L. Sullivan's latest lecture proved a big failure. Making a per son pay $2.00 to see the old fighter kill the English language was enough to cause everybody to "take to the I woods. " Piedmont ( W. Ya. ) Independ ent. It used to be the case that when a I man struck oil he struck a fortune , but the times have changed. The least part of it now is the striking of the oil. The thing is to strike the man who grants the rebates. Chicago In ter Ocean. When Kansas gets through cleaning up the Standard Oil Company it may occur to it that there are a lot more trusts needing attention , and that the tariff , even more than the freight rates , is responsible for the mischief. Kansas CityjStar. ! Sixty years and five days was the * sentence of a military officer in the Philippines convicted of appropriating $1,500. He ought to have done his stealing after the style of the Ship building Trust , and then he would not have been sentenced even to five days. New York News. j According to the best advices that we have from St. Petersburg , it ap- i pears that the Czar would like to es cape further trouble by establishing a few reforms , but he is afraid of fur ther trouble if he does establish a few reforms. The bomb throwers in Rus sia are not all revolutionists. Chica go Chronicle. In cooking a church supper the cthsr night several Camden men needlessly established a dangerous prec-cJent , an 1 one cannot help thinking that they would only be getting their just deserts by being compelled to hang around the kitchen stove and stew up the domes tic hash three times a day. Philadel phia Evening Telegraph. The revelation that some of the Isthmian Canal Commissioners have been taki' fees for their attendance at meetings of the Panama Railroad is not a pleasant one. It suggests the ease with which the "guinea-pig" hab it may be adopted by otherwise re spectable men when the temptation to do so presents itself. San Francisco Chronicle. Has a man real patriotism when he constantly does the things that tend to weaken the nation he claims to love ? Our fathers had patriotism when they denied themselves for the sake of a national principle. They liad patriotism when they sacrificed themselves in the great epochs of our past history. But it .looks sometimes as if we "of to-day had forgotten the very existence of our natidn , or else persuaded ourselves that our acts have nothing to do with its welfare. Co lumbia ( S. C. ) State. The Population of the Earth is 1,400,000,000 One Million * Die Annually of Catarrh. over the world Perunn is t ALL and used for caturrhal diseases. The Peruna Girl has " traveled 'round the jrlobe. Her face is familiar everywhere that civilization reaches. Universally Praised. From Africa to Greenland , from Man churia to Patagonia , the face of tlu > Peruna girl is familiar and the praises of Peruna as a catarrh remedy are heard. Successful in North and South. Peruna crossed the Equator several years ago , to find in the Southern Hemisphere the same triumphant suc cess that has marked its career in the Northern Hemisphere. A Standard. Peruna is a standard catarrh remedy the world over. It cures catarrh by eradicating it from the system. Permanent Cure. It obviates the necessity of all local treatment and its relief is of permanent character. Without a Peer. No other remedy has so completely dominated the whole earth as Peruna. In Every Tongue. In all languages its glowing testi monials are written. In all climes the demands for Peruna increase. Alabastine- Your Walls Just ask the doctor if there isn't danger of disease in your walls. Don t take our word for it ask him. Make him tell you. There is only one perfectly sanitary and hypienlc wall covering. That Ls ALABASTINE made from Alabaster rock then colored with mineral color ings. ings.ALABASTINE ALABASTINE is cleanly , because it is made from pure rock Alabaster rock and pure water. It is not stuck on with sour paste nor smelly glue. When your walls need covering , you don't need to wash ALABASTINE off. Just add another coat , for ALABAS TINE is antiseptic as well as beautiful. The most beautiful decorations are pos sible with Alabastine. Any decorator or painter caii put it on. You could do it yourself. Insist on ALABASTINE being deliv ered in the original pack age , it is your only safe guard against substitution of worthless kalsomlnes. Write for bea'utlful tint card and free suggestions. Jf'your dealer can't supply you , send us his , ice will see thatyouhaoe Alabastine ALABASTINE COMPANY Grand Av. , Grand Rapids , Mich. "New York City ' Her Jjittle Roast. "I was aw weading die other day about a twibe in Afwicka that aw eats wosted monkeys , doncher know. " remarked young Softleigh. "Beastly dweadful , doncher thing , Miss Caus- tique ? " "Yes ; but why should you care ? " re joined Miss Caustique. "You arc not thinking of going to Africa , are yon ? " TO CUEE A COI/D IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. SSc. Fly in the Ointment. "Poets , sir , " remarked the shabby per son with the uubarbered hair , as the editor handed back his manuscript , "are born. " "Well , " rejoined the man behind the blue pencil , "there would probably be no objection to that if they would leave about nine-tenths of their poetry un made. " Aa Extensive Laboratory. To supply this remedy to the whole world taxes to the utmost one of the best laboratories in the United States. A Word From Australia. Walter H. Woodward , Bomadier Royal Australian Artillery , Hobart , Tasmania , writes : _ "I suffered for several "years with a distressing condition of the head and throat , caused by continual colds. "My head and nostrils were stopped up most of the time and there was a discharge , and my sense of srnett was affected badly. "After two weeks' use of Peruna I found this condition quite changed , and so I continued to use this remarkable medicine for over a month. "I am very glad to say that at the end of that time I was cured and felt in fine health generally , and am pleased to give Peruna my honest eadorse- ment. " Made expressly for romping , tearing school children. The sole leather used in these shoes Thgyt is the toughest in the world. Uppers made of wear specially tanned calf everyseam sewed to hold. like Ask your dealer for Mayer school shoes and look for the trade-mark stamped on the sole. We also make "Honorbilt" thoes for men and ' 'Western Lady" thocs for women. F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. Milwaukee , Wis. Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year. THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE CATHARTIC BEST FOR THE BOWELS Please Read This If you are a male person between is anil 40 years of a-e anil wish a luxuriant imistai-he or beard and have fuzz , down or small hairs to form a basis for growth J will guarantee you a heavy mustache or beard or refund your money. Send for Van Horn's liair Phosphate. Price $1.00 prepaid. Add rose W. S. Van Horn. Dept. A. . Suite 1521 , 150 Nassau St. , New York City. N. Y. The old monk cure , strong , straight , sure , tackles Hurts , Sprains , Bruises The muscles flex , the kinks untwist , the soreness dies out. Price 25c. and 50c. * * * 7 If f f From Hawaii. Prince Jonah Kalnnianaole. delegate- in Congress from Hawaii , writes from Washington , D. C. . as follows : "I can cheerfully recommend your ; Peruna as a very effective remedy for coughs , colds and catarrhal trouble. " A Cuban Minister. Senor Quesada , Cuban Minister to th United States , writes from Washington , D. C. , as follows : "Peruna I can recommend as a ver/ good medicine. It is an excellent strengthening tonic , and is also aa eflicacious cure for the almost universal complaint of catarrh. " Gonzalo D Qnesada. From All Quarters of the Globe. We have on file thousands of testi monials like those given above. We caa give our readers only a slight glimps * of the vast number of grateful letter * Dr. Hartman is constantly receiving from all quarters of the globe in behalf of his famous catarrh remedy. Peruna. Sslzep's National Oafs Greatest oat of the century. Yielded in Ohio 187 , in Sllch. Zn. in ilo.255 , and In N.Dakota 310 bn . per acre. You can beat that record In 1305. For ICc szj < 5 t&is notice we mail yon free Iot3 of fann seed eaciolea aaU ocr bi ? catalog , tell ing all nboutthis oat woijder and thousands of other seeds. JOHMA.SALZERSEEDCO. S. C. N. U - No. 12 19O5 BEGGS'BLOOD PURIFIER. CURES catarrh of the stomach. PISO'S CURE F0FT CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. I Best Cough Sjrnp. Tastes Good. in time. Sold by druggiata. CONSUMPTION PUTNAM FADELESS DYES 'Color ' more ooods brighter and falter colors thaa any other dye. One lOc package colors silk , wool and cotton cqiaUywdl and Is ouaraateed to give perfect resalts , . Ask dealer or we will send cost Hid at lOc a faokaoe Jfrlfe far free booklet-Bo * to Dje , RitMh aaJ HLx Coltrt. HOfi OE DRUG CO. . UaloavlUestissaart > * . % " 2 t- > * ' - '
