Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, March 09, 1905, Image 6

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    Lending His Hand.
The occasions on whichProf. . Far
away was invited to speak in public
were times of great anxiety to nis
wife. If she sueceedd in starting him
for the platform properly clothed , and
with his notes in his hand , part of
licr cares vanished , but not all of
them.
One evening her husband was one
of seven distinguished professional
men from all parts of the countrj" .
'fc ' His speech was clear tbat night , frea
'from the absent-minded murmurs
-which sometimes interspersed his dis-
course , and as he seated himself Mrs.
Faraway felt that he had fully earned
the burst of applause and then her
cheeks crimsoned.
"Did you see anything amusing
about the close of my address , my
dear ? " asked the professor , as they
started for home. "It seemed as if I
heard sounds suggestive of merriment
about me. "
" ' " Mrs. Far-
"I don't wonder , said -
away , who up to that time had main
tained the silence of despair , "for ot
all the people who applauded your ad
dress , you , with your head in the air
and your chair tilted sidewise , clappec
the loudest and longest ! "
FROM MISERY TO HEALTH.
A Prominent Club Woman of Kansas
City Writes to Thank Doan's Kidney
Pills for a Quick Cure.
Miss Nellie Davis , of 131G Michigan
avenue , Kansas City , Mo. , society
leader and .club
woman , writes :
"I cannot say too
much in praise of
Doau's Kidney
Pills , for they ef
tj fected a complete
t : cure in a very
short time when
li I was suffering
M-LLIK DAVIS , from kidney trou
bles brought on by
a cold. I had severe pains in the back
and sick headaches , and felt miserable
all over. A few boxes of Doan's Kid
ney Pills made me a well woman ,
without an ache or pain , and I feel
compelled to recommend this reliable
remedy. "
( Signed ) NELLIE DAVIS.
A TIUAL FREE Address Foster-
Milburu Co. . Buffalo. N. Y. For sale
b3 * all dealers. Price. 50 cents.
A Russian. "Volunteer. "
' It is often said that Russians aro
soldiers "born ; " occasionally , however ,
one is made to order. An English vis
itor in Moscow was in one of the side
streets recently when 'his attention
was attracted by the scuttling of feet ,
the swish 'of a whip , and the sound of
.loud words.
Looking across the way , he saw a
-stocky fellow in a blouse , flat on the
ground and stoutly resisting the efforts
of two soldiers to set him on his feet
and make him go along.
The Englishman turned to a man in
official uniform at his side , who also
was watching the struggle , but with-
out excitement or interest.
"What's the trouble ? " asked the
Englishman.
The official shrugged his shoulders.
"There's no trouble , " he replied. "It's
-only a peasant turning volunteer.
Million * in Oats.
Salzer's New National Oats yielded in
Mich. , 2-10 bu. , in Mo. , 2o5 bu. , m N. D. ,
310 bu. , and in 30 other stales from 150
to 300 bu. per acre. Now this Oat if gen
erally grown in 1905 , will add millions of
bushels to the yield and millions of dol-
, -lars to the farmer's purse !
Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows
"like a weed and yields from 157 to 2GO
Lushels and more per acre ! It's the big-
.gest yielder on earth !
Salzer's Speltz , Ueanllrss Barley , Maca
roni Wheat , Pea Oat , Billion Dollar Grass
and Earliest Cane are money makers for
you , Mr. Tanner.
JUST SEXD THIS TsOTICrj AXT ) IOC
in stamps to John A. Salzcr Seed Co. , La
Crosse. Wis. . and 'oceivc their big catalog
. .aud lots of farm seed samples. [ C. N. U. ]
Jii Jail Tor Sneezing.
As one of the good , kind ladies was
-walking along the tier after the
church was over , saying kind words
to the unfortunate sons of Adam , she
stopped in front of cell GOli on the
- . sixth lloor.
She said , "My good , kind man , what
" In the wold ever put you in here ? "
lie said , "Sneezing. "
She said , "My goodness ! Kow in
the world could they put you in here
* for sneezing ? "
Ho said , "I woke the gentleman up. "
Cook County .Tail Journal.
Tnl :
\Vo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
iny case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Flail's Catarrh euro.
1" . .1. CIIKNEY & CO. . Props. . Toledo. O.
We tho undersigned have known F. J. Chenny
for the last ir. wars , and beliove him perfectly
nonorubla iitall busmo > s transactions and finan
cially able to carry out any obligation made by
ilieir firm.
WEST &TJUAX. Wholesale Druggists , Toledo. O.
WAI.DIXU. KIXXAN A : MAUVJN , Wholosalo
DnigcLsts. Toledo. O.
Hail's Catarrli Pure is taken internally , acling
directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces of
toe system. Pri"e 7r > c. per bottle. Sold by all
iruuiiists. Testimonials free.
Hall's I'aiuily Pills are the best.
Across the FootHifhts.
" oxchiimed the stage heroine us
the lime light was suddenly turned upon
the heavy villain , "I have discovered
your secret at last. Your face betrays
you. "
"Explain yourtalk , woman , " said the
-villain , as he calmly lighted a fresh
cigarette.
"Your mug looks like a Japanese war
miapj" she replied. "So you evidently
ishave yourself with a safety razor. "
' We use Piso's Cure for Consumption in
preference to any other cough medicine.
-i-Mrs. S. E. Borden , 442 P street , Wash-
u'gton , D. C.t May 25. 1901.
For lOOo.
t itherpiiue was observed getting
liia hair clipped.
"What is that for ? " asked the
friend.
"Why , people are going too rapidly
those days , " explained Father Time ,
'and I want to fix it so they can't
me by tiie forelock. "
# >
* tinions of Great Papers on important Subjects.
* >
The V/hite Mountain Forests.
N occurrence of great importance was that in the
United States Senate recently , when Mr. Burnham ,
of New Hampshire , submitted the favorable report
of. the Committee on Forest Reservations on the bill
to establish a White Mountain forest reserve , a measure
which appropriates $5,000,000 , of which one-fifth becomes
Immediately available to establish a forest reserve of 1,000-
000 acres among the granite hills. The Senate ought to
pass it without question , and the House should concur as
heartily.
The scenic glory of New England is the magnificently-
wooded White Mountain region of Now Hampshire. But
how long could it continue to be so with the continuance
of the frightful slaughter of trees that has been going
on there ? Of all the States of the Union the cutting was
the greatest per acre in 3900 ; and it has lessened very little
since. Even now the ax is denuding the bases of great
mountains of their virgin forests , and spreading desolation
and ugliness in its wake. A strong hand must stop this
work or the beauty and charm of the locality will vanish ,
perhaps forever.
Nor is the question one of aesthetic pleasure only. Into
It comes the very practical matter of stream regulation
affecting very closely the Merrimac valley cities of New
Hampshire and Masw.ehusptts. The five important rivers
of the section either rise in the White Mountains or are
fed by tributaries that originate there. The New England
Congressmen should stand as a unit for this bill that means
so much for the people , and there Is no good reason why it
should not succeed. Boston Journal.
Vertical HaneJwriting.
Chicago Board of Education iias discussed the
THE of the system of vertical writing ,
taught in the city schools. This innovation , intro
duced throughout the country about ten years ago , is
a fad that should be dispensed with. It has no justification
in the reason of things. The whimsical notion is about as
silly as anything could be and .survive a whole decade.
What sort of sense is there In teaching a system of
writing in schools that must be unlearned and learned
again in practical life ? No business house cares to have
its books and accounts kept in the vertical style. Business
men will not have it. So that after the pupil gets through
public school he must go to a commercial school and learn
how to write a plain business hand.
The passing fancy of the faddist in the schools is the
cause of the poor penmanship of the younger generation.
In trying to effect a compromise between the ridiculous
vertical method and a sensible system , the chirogrnphy of
the average school boy resembles the manuscript of Horace
Greeley. How did the notion originate ? No one knows.
Probably the enterprising gentlemen who make and sell
writing books could give a hint. Our system of public
education is , in the last analysis , highly manipulated by
eur fellow citizens who manufacture school books for a
living. St. Louis World.
The Celebration of Birthdays.
should a man l > p glad on his birthday ? If
life be worth the living , then each annual birth
WHY
day marks a diminution of the remaining span
and brings him nearer to the grave , and for that
reason , if living be worth while , each successive birthday
should be the occasion of profounder sorrow than the last.
If , on the contrary , life be not worth the living , why
should a man mark with a white stone the anniversary o'f
the day on which he commenced the journey through this
dark world and wide ? Why should he celebrate the event
of his being pitched into this tumultuous existence , thick
with troubles ?
Whatever horn of the dilemma he chooses , whether he
AN OCEAN MYSTERY.
Of all unexplained happenings , none
seems so mysterious as do those of the
sea , for the waves keep their secrets.
Among the many nautical mysteries
which have been the talk of seafaring
folk , that of the Mary Celeste has for
thirty years taken the lead. All sorts
of explanations have been attempted ,
and the incidents have been used as
the basis of a well-known sea novel ,
yet no satisfactory solution has been
offered. A writer in the New York
Evening Post has recently summed
up the facts of the case , and strange
ones they arc. The Mary Celeste was
unlucky from the first. She was
launched in 18(59. ( Bad fortune attend
ed her very start in the world , for , be
ing built of green timber , she stuck
on the ways and was floated only at
great expense. Her voyages were un
profitable , and after a few years her
captain , discouraged by continual loss ,
took his life.
On Dec. 4 , 187. ? , the Mary Celeste ,
bound for Genoa , was found by the
British vessel Dei Gratia about mid
way between the Azores and Lisbon ,
adrift and abandoned. She was run
ning under sail , her long boat was
gone , and the chronometer and the
ship's papers were missing. It was ev
ident she had been deserted in haste.
By the log book it was judged she
had been cruising without a crew for
eight or nine days.
The vessel was searched carefully ,
but the mystery only deepened. A
naked , dark-stained cutlass which was
found on the cabin floor for a time
caused a suspicion of mutiny , but a
later examination showed the stains
to be only rust. There wore no traces
of strife. On the cabin table lay cloth ,
needle , scissors and thimble evidences
of a woman's suddenly interrupted
sewing. The pumps were dry. tho car
go Intact , and nothing wrong with the
spars or rigging.
The brig was taken to Gibraltar and
investigations begun. There was an
attempt to prove that the captain in
tended to lose his ship on one of the
reefs of the Azores , but the caso fell
through. Obvious objections to this
theory were the presence of the cap
tain's wife and child on board and th
hold that life be or be not worth living , the man whc
rejoices on his birthday lacks logic. The true philosopher
sees in his birthday a suggestion for serious and rather sad
reflection on the purposes and the pursuits , the ideals and
the realizations of life. He compares his premise with his
performance , his hopes with his achievements , and the
comparison , in the case of an honest man who does not
lie to himself , is seldom cheering. '
What , indeed , is n birthday more than any other day :
Each clay adds twenty-four hours to the talc , and the natal
day is neither longer nor shorter than any of its 30 J
brethren. Lives are not righly measured by years , but by
achievements. The interval between birthdays is an arbi
trary unit. Not that we have survived another year , but
that we have done deeds worth while , is the important
matter. There is no glory and no reason for rejoicing
in merely not having died , yet what more than that do
most of us celebrate on our birthdays ? San Francisco
Bulletin.
Russia and India. .
USSIA cannot have the least interest in possessing
India , or even a part of it ; but a campaign against
India represents Russia's only means of defense in n
war with England. Of course , Russia does not wish j
to undertake another war ; it did not wish to go to vrnr j
with Japan , and it will not itself begin a war ; btit Russia
will , if it is attacked by England , seize naturally upon the
only possible diversion open to Russia , which is a cam
paign against India. If Russia has not seized upon this
diversion in England's former Avars , the reason thereof lay
in grounds which no longer exist. At that time Russia
had not gained a firm footing either in Central Asia or in j
Trans-Caucasia , the latter of which had not been brought j
under Russia's yoke at the time of t ie Crimean War. But \
now both those regions are stages in Russia's hands on its
line of advance towards India ; they are connected by a j
direct system of railways with the whole of Russia , and :
they serve as the points of concentration of troops which
are quite sufficient to undertake a campaign against India ,
and which , ns may be taken for granted , is completely
prepared for such a campaign. Naturally , it is just the
possibility , and not the impossibility , of a campaign against
India which at critical moments exercises on the British
Government that diplomatic restraint and carefulness
which are so displeasing to the English press and Chauvin
ists , but which are appreciated at their proper worth by
sensible Englishmen. London Globe.
The Wounded Eagle of Waterloo.
IGIITY-N1NE years have passed sinqe the great Na
poleon the incarnate god of war was defeated and
finally overthrown on the battlefield of Waterloo. In
this epoch-making battle French valor ahone brilliant
ly , and although the eagles of France went down in disaster
no dishonor attached to their defeat. Recently a monu
ment in memory of Napoleon's soldiers who fell at Water
loo was unveiled on the field of that historic struggle. The
monument was placed near the farmhouse where the "Old
Guard" made Its last stand. The design of the memorial
is a striking one a wounded eagle surmounting a tall
shaft. Since Waterloo the eagles of France have been
stricken even more grievously than they were by Welling
ton in 1815. In 1870 an army of 173,000 men surrendered
at Metz to the German .
conqueror. It is impossible to con
ceive of the first Napoleon giving up a fight with an army
of 171.000 valorous Frenchmen to follow his lead. The
"Old Guard" of 1815 was composed of men who were will
ing to die , but never to surrender. France honors herself
in honoring the vanquished heroes of Waterloo. Sentiment
is not extinct In the Gallic heart. It has survived Sedan
and Metz. The "Wounded "
Eagle" may one day recover
his strength and revive the glories of the "Old Guard. "
Baltimore Sun.
risking of all lives in the long boat ,
so far away from land.
The most possible solution is offered
by the writer in the Post. He believes
that the key Is to be found in the
nature of the cargo , in the quality of
wood in which it was cased , and in
the position of the fore hatch.
When the Mary Celeste was boarded ,
her sails gave evidence that she was
abandoned while running before a
strong breeze , and had boon rounded
to in order to launch the lifeboat. Her
fore hatch was lying bottom side up
on the deck. Her cargo was alcohol
stored in red oak barrels. Red oak
is very porous , and permits the es
cape of fumes under the pressure of
high temperature. These alcoholic
fumes mixing with the foul air of the
hold may have generated a gas which
blew off the fore hatch. Volumes of
vapor pouring out would have cnusod
the captain to believe the ship was on
fire. Accordingly , he lost no time in
taking to the boat , intending to lie out
at a safe distance. There was no firo ,
but the vessel , caught by the wind ,
sprang away , and left the long boat
to make a tantalizing and hopeless
stern chase , and finally , no doubt , to
sink beneath the waves. No one will
ever know , but this is what may have
happened.
The later adventures of the Mary
Celeste were quite in keeping with her
ill-starred early promise. She was sold
for debt , and proved a bad bargain.
Then she was wrecked off Haiti , and
her officers were arrested for intention
al destruction of the brig. The case
in barratry was dropped , but the sus
picion still lingers that the owners and
the ca'ptain had an understanding that
the vessel should never roach port.
NEW CURE FOR INSOMNIA.
Complaint Will Disappear if Yon PufF
on an Empty Pipe Before .Retiring.
Among the recent discoveries acci
dentally made is the fact that insom
nia may be cured if the person af
flicted will but spend a few minutes
before retiring each night puffing an
empty tobacco pipe. The remedy is
therefore available to those who do
not smoke , as well as to the devotees
of the habit , for it is not necessary
that the pipe shall have been used by
a tobacco smoker. To smokers the
remedy Involves no cost whatever , but
of non-smokers the capital outlay of
the price of a pipe is required. It
must be a Avoodcn pipe , and curved ,
not straight.
Having retired for the night , the sufi i
forer should lie perfectly flat on his
back , discarding pillow rests , and puff
steadily at an empty pipe until he feels
thoroughly drowsy. The desired re
sult usually is achieved after from
about sixty to 100 puffs have been i
made. The puffing should be done {
slowly , with a deep inhaling move- !
mont. During the eutire operation tho ;
pipe should not be removed , as each !
displacing and replacing movement |
tends to wakefulncss. '
Those capable of great concentration j
of thought should , if smokers , imagine
they see volumes of smoke , and those ,
who eschew the burning weed will be '
helped by counting the puffs.
As sloop is often successfully wooed j
while yet the pipe is in the mouth , ,
bowls of meershaum or clay are not '
recommended , since those are liable to .
be broken when the coming of slumber
allows tho pipe to slide from the
mouth. Nervous people may be re
assured that there is no danger in fall- !
ing asleep with the stem edge of a
curved pipe caught between one's
teeth. Sleep always occasions the grip !
to be removed. That may hold also j
of straight pipes , but for other and
obvious reasons these are less suitable
than those with curved stems.
Winter Quarters of Circuses.
A dramatic paper gives the names
and addresses of 118 circuses and oth
er road shows which have gone into
winter quarters. Of those , says the
Chicago Tribune , eighteen make their
home in Pennsylvania , fourteen in
Maryland , eleven in Missouri and ten
in Indiana , these being tho most pop
ular States as winter quarters.
So Ic Is.
Miss Chatter You seern to be quite
an old friend of Mr. Brown's.
Mr. Chumley Oh , yes ; we went to
college with him.
Miss Chatter But why do you call
him Mephisto ?
Mr. Chumley Oh , that's an old nick
name. Philadelphia Press.
When one married woman says to
another : "I always knew my husband
was the best man who ever drew a
breath , " it is the other woman's duty
to reply : "I could show you a better
on . "
Almost the entire day and a night ses
sion of the Senate Tuesday were spent
in consideration of the Indian appropria
tion bill , which finally was passed with
out division. After a lengthy debate on
the committee amendment prohibiting
the use of tribal funds in' the support of
seci rian schools , the provision was
amended by Mr. McCumber to permit
individual members of tribes to use their
proportion of funds in support of such
schools. Mr. Kearns of Utah made an
impassioned attack on the Mormon
church. Mr. IJailoy announced that he
had decided not to offer his promised
amendment for the admission of Oklaho
ma and Indian Territory as a State. A
half dozen bills were passed intended to
remedy defects in the laws governing in
spection of steam vessels. The postoffice
appropriation bill was laid before the
Senate and the reading begun for com
mittee amendment. A large number of
bills was passed by the House and U (
heated debate was precipitated by the
bills authorizing an amendment to the
homestead laws to permit the entry by
settlers of (540 instead' ; 1(50 ( acres of
land in Colorado and South Dakota. The
bills were sent to be engrossed. In the
gist of bills passed was one providing for
an additional circuit judge in the Sev
enth Judicial District ( Indiana , Illinois
and Wisconsin ) : the appointment of an
additional district judge in the Northern
District of Illinois ; creating a new dis
trict in Illinois to be known as the east-
| ern district and providing for the ap
pointment of a judge for that district.
The Senate passed throe appropriation
bills Wednesday , the postoffice carrying
5181.520,8-1:5. : the pension . < ? ! . ,8.000.000 ,
and the river and harbor J , < 3S , ' 5.8t)0 ( ) ( in
cluding immediate appropriations and
continuing contracts ) . Conference re-
ports were agreed to on the military
academy and agricultural appropriation
bills. The Philippine import tariff bill
was passed , and the Indian appropriation
bill sent to conference. The bill for the
government of Hawaii relative to tin ;
election ! and appointment of local oili-
cers was passed. In executive session
the international sanitary treaty was
ratified , as also was one for the repres
sion of trade in white women. Senator
Dolliver introduced a resolution for a
joint commission to investigate railroad
rates. A message was received from the
President urging the adoption of pending
legislation to prevent the spread of con
tagious diseases of animals from one
State to another and to foreign coun
tries. At the night session the sundry
civil bill was considered. As reported
from the Senate appropriations commit
tee it carries ? G7.47o,550 , an increase of
$2,181.470 over theamount voted by
the House. The postolfice appropriation
hill , passed with amendments earlier in
the day , was sent to conference. The
House agreed to the conference reports
on the diplomatic and consular. District
of Columbia and military academy appro
priation bills , which passed these meas
ures. The Indian and postoflice appro
priation bills were sent to conference ,
and conference reports on the fortifica
tions and naval appropriation bills were
received and ordered printed. The Sen
ate amendments to the Philippine tariff
bill and the bill relating to the inspection
of steam vessels were accepted , finally
passing these measures.
The Senate on Thursday passed the
sundry civil appropriation bill , carrying
about § 08.000.000. and the hill for the
incorporation of the American Academy
at Koine. The conferees reported a dis-
ntrroomont on the Panama canal zone
government bill , tho House insisting on
its provision for abolishing the canal
commission , and another conference was
ordered. A conference on the river and
harbor bill was ordered , and the appro
priations committee reported the general
deficiency bill. Senator Ileyburn called
up the pur food bill , and Senator Platt
offored several amendments to th * meas
ure , which , he admitted , would leave lit
tle of the original bill. Senator Dolliver's
resolution for a joint commission to in
vestigate railroad rates was referred to
the interstate commerce committee , and [
at 5:52. after a short executive session ,
the Senate tok a recess until S o'clock.
At the evening session the general defi
ciency bill , carrying 929.700,4 ( j ( > , with
amendments , and the House bill for the
celebration of the anniversary of the
first English settlement in America , was
passed. The resolution instructing tin *
interstate commerce committee to sit
during the recess was adopted. The con
ferees on the Indian appropriation bill
made a partial report and a further con
ference was ordered. The House agreed
to the conference reports on the fortifi- '
cations and agricultural appropriation
bills , while tho conference report on the
naval appropriation bill , after being part
ly agreed to , was sent back for further
conference , as al o was the Panama
canal zone government bill , after the
House had insisted on its disagreement
to tho Senate amendments. Under sus
pension of the rules a bill was passed
appropriating 250.000 for government
participation in an exposition on the wat
ers near Hampton Roads to celebr-ite
tho first permanent settlement of Eng
lish-speaking people in the western hemi
sphere in the vicinity of Jamestown. Va.
Shortly after 5 o'clock the House took a
recess until 1) o'clock. At the evening
session the sundry civil appropriation
bill was sent to conference and a further
conference on the Indian appropriation
bill was ordered after a partial report
had been agreed to. Under suspension of
the rules the House passed bills author
izing the Secretary of Agriculture to
establish quarantines in the several
States and regulate the movements of
cattle.
In tlie National Capital.
The President has sent to the Senate
the nomination of Georjre E. Anders-jn
of Illinois to be consul at Amoy , China.
Sir Chen Tung Liang Cheng , the Chi
nese minister , has received a cablegram
from his government stating that abso
lute peac prevails in China and that
there is n . sign of anti-foreign agitation.
President Roosevelt intends to give
Gen. Thomas L. Rosser of Virginia a
federal appointment , probably either tha
postmastership of Charlottesville or the
internal revenue collectorship of the sec
ond Virginia district-
Tibetan Superstition.
A queer bit of Tibetan superstition
; ame to light when the much talked
of treaty between Tibet and England
was drawn up. The powers at Lhasa
refused to sign the first draft of the
treaty because it covered several sheets
had to be en
of paper , so the treaty
grossed on one huge sheet. The Ori
entals thought it would bring them bad
luck if they put their names to any
thing which covered more than one
page.
JungaKinjj Candor.
"So yon want to marry my daughter ,
eh ? " said the stern parent. "Well , sir ,
what have yon to live on ? "
"Why , or if I succeed in marrying
your daughter I'll have you , " replied the
nervy youth.
WANTED
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN in this
nnd adjoining territories , to represent
and advertise the Wholesale and Educa
tional Departments of an old established
house of solid financial standing. Salary
? o.f > 0 per day , with expenses advanced
each Monday by check direct from head
quarters. Horse and buggy furnished
when necessary : position permanent.
Address. Blew Bros. & Co. , Dept. 0 ,
Mouon Bids. . Chicago. 111.
The One Exception.
Muggs The Chinese claim to have in
vented nearly everything.
BUSKS Well , judging by the way they
wear their hair , they didn't invent foot
ball.
Many School Children Arc Sickly.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children ,
used hy Mother Gray , a nurse in Children's Home ,
New York , Break up Colds in 24 hours , cure Con
stipation , Foverisliness , Headache , Stonmch
Troubles , Teething Disorders , move nd regulate
the bowels and Destroy Worms. Sold bv all
drusrgists or by mall. 25c. Sample mailed FREH
Address ALLEX S. OLUSTED , Le Roy , N. Y.
Coffee is a very strong antiseptic.
There are many diseases the microbes of
which are destroyed by it.
IBS' '
HE
OFTEN THE BEST FART OF LIFE
Eolp for Women Passing : Through
Change of Life
Providence has allotted us each at
least seventy years in which to fulfill
our mission in life , and it is generally
our own fault if we die prematurely.
JMrsMaryKoehn e
Nervous exhaustion invites disease.
This statement is the positive truth.
When everythingbecomes a burden
and you cannot walk a few blocks-with
out excessive fatigue , and you Lreak
out into perspiration easily , and your
face flushes , and you grow excited and
shaky at the least provocation , and
you cannot bear to be crossed in any
thingyou are in danger ; your nerves
have given out ; you need building up
at once ! To build up woman's nerv
ous system and duringthe period of
change of life we know of no better
medicine than Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. Here is an
illustration. Mrs. Mary L. Koelme. 371
Garfield Avenue , Chicago , 111. , writes :
" I have used Lydia E. Pinkhnm's Vegetable
Compound fmyears in my family and ife
never disappoints ; so when I felt that I ivas
nearing'the"change of life I commenced treat
ment with it. I took HI all about six bottles
and it did mo a great deal of good. It
stopped my drjzy spells , pains in my back
and the headaches with which I had suffered
for montlis before taking the Compound. I
feel that if it had not been for this sreat med
icine for women that I should not have been
ah"ve to-dav. It is splendid for women , old or
voung ; , and will surely core all female disor
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Mrs. Pinkham , of Lynn , Mass. , in
vites all sick and ailing women to write
her for advice. Her great experience
is at their service , free of cost.
Positively cured "oj
these Little Pills.
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Tliey also relieve Dis
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STTLE digestion and Too Hearty
,
i > fe Eating ; A perfect rem
Jim a edy lor Dizziness. Nausea.
PSLLi Dro-wslness. Bad Taste
lix tho aioutn , Ctated
Tongue. Pain la tlie Side ,
TORPID IIVZR. Tliey
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