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TThat's the Matter. In a certain town In the North o Ireland there Is a fishing-tackle shop the sign whereof Is a brazen trou hanging at the end of a fishing-rod o : massive proportions. Late one night t townsman who had been dining "no wisely but too well" happened to set this iisb. lie looked at it , then wen cautiously to the door and knockec gently. "Who's there ? " demanded the shop' keeper from an upper window. "Sh-h ! Don't make a noise , bill come down as quickly as you can , ' was the reply. , Thinking something serious was the matter the man arose and stole down stairs. "Now , what's the matter ? " he In quired. "Pull your line In quick ; you have got a bite. " roared the tipsy one as he erratically turned n corner. SPREADING THE NEWS BROAD- CAST. Hint Dndd's Kidney Pills Cured Ilia Diabetes After JLoiig Suffering Mr. G. CJcKhorii Found a Permanent be lief in the Great American Kidney Jveincdy. Port Huron , Mich. , Jan. 30th. ( Spe cial. ) Tortured with Diabetes and Bladder Disease from which he could apparently get no relief , Mr. G. Cleg- liorn.a bricklayer , living at 119 Buttler St. , this city , has found a complete and permanent cure in Dodd's Kidney Pills and in his gratitude he is spreading the news broadcast. "Dodd's Kidney Pills made a man of me , " Mr. Cleghorn says. "I was a suf ferer from Diabetes and Bladder Dis ease. I was so bad I could do no work and the pain was something terrible. I could not get anything to help me till I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. They helped me right from the first and now I am completely cured. I have recommended Dodd's Kidney Pills te all my friends and they have found them nil that is claimed for them. " Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney .Ills from Backache to Bright's Disease. They never fail to cure Rheumatism. According to the committee of pub lic accounts , wholesale "grafting" pre vailed on the British side during the Boer war. For example , out of a to tal sum of $0,250,000 issued to the im perial yeomanry committee. $2,230,000 cannot be accounted for. Of 999 mules shipped to Beira. on the South African coast. 158 died at sea and the remaining S-il "cannot be traced far ther than Beira. " As for remounts , out of 017,000 horses and 155,000 mules supposed to have been sent to Africa , 34,408 horses and 5,802 mules canned be accounted for. CUTICURA OINTMENT The World's Greatest Skin Cnrc and Sweetest Emollient Positively Un rivaled. Cuticura Ointment is beyond ques tion the most successful curative for torturing , disfiguring humors of the skin and scalp , including loss of hair , ever compounded , in proof of which a single anointing with it , preceded by a hot bath with Cuticura Soap , and followed in the severe ? cases by a dose of Cuticura Resolvent Pills , is often sufficient to afford immediate relief in the most distressing forms of itching , burning and scaly humors , permit rest and sleep , and point to a speedy cure when all else fails. It is especially so in the treatment of infants and children , speedily soothing and healing the most distressing cases. i ' [ Feminine Diplomacy. Husband Why is it , my dear , that I never hear you ask auy one if your hat is oa straight , as I so often hear other women do ? Wife Well , if you must know , it is because I love you somuch. . Husband But I fail to see what your love for me has to do with it. Wife Why , just think how it would disgrace and humiliate you if I were to call any one's attention to the only hat I have had in three years. N. B. And it came to pass that on the following Sunday she appeared in the very latest creation of the milliner" 9 art. Catarrh Cannot Bo Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS , as thoy cannot reach llic bi-at of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or con titutionril dKease. and in order to euro i : you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is takt-n internally , and actdirectly on tlio blood and mucous Mirlaces. Hull's Catarrh Curo is not a quack medicine. It was pre-crlbed by one of the bet physicians in this country for years , and is a regular proscription. It is com posed of the best tonics known , combined with tho best blood purifiers , acting directly on tho mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of tho two ingredients is what produces such won derful results in curing Cutairh. Send for tes timonial ? . , free. F. .1. CHENEY & CO. , Props. , Toledo , O. Sold by Druggists , price 75c. Hall's Fauilly Pills are the best. Ho "Was It. "I'd like to inspect the third floor flat , " said the man in uniform. The other man , who had signed a lease for a year , and then found that the only way ho could get water in his rooms was by carrying it from the floor below , folded his arms. "Well , " he said , "take a good look at me. I'm the third floor flat. " Chi cago Tribune. We are never without n bottle of Piso's Cure for Consumption in our house. Mrs. E. M. Swayze , Wakita , Okla. , April 17. 1901. A Base Insinuation. Algernon Yawp , I aw took a pwizo at a pwogwessive eucha pawty once , doncher know. Miss Caustique Indeed ! And"was it worth anything ? Algernon Yaws ; it was aw valued at foah dollahs , if I wemeuibah correct- lah. lah.Miss Miss Caustique Awfully careless of the owner to leave it lying around , wasn't it ? TO CURE A COLD IN OXE DAT Take Eaxative Brorao Quinine Tablets. All druKtfists refund the money it it fails to cure. E.V. . Grove's signature is on each box. 25e. Anxious Wife. Wife ( to husband who is struggling for his life in the water ) 0 , Henry , do be careful when you get in not to wet tke cusliions. Tlie King. c | p tf * i r tf5j " " * * * ' M i * > SgS * Opinions of Great Papers on [ Important Subjects. 4 TIV * 4 < ! Che City Man in the Country. to the farm is now the talk and dream of thousands of people who begin to realize that the BACK city does not hold all of life that is worth having. Ten or fifteen years ago all the talk and tendency was of and to the city. Every city boy was determined to stay in the city , and every country boy of energy and abilit3' had made up his mind to go to the city in search of fortune. Now cily boys plan to live in the country , and thousands and thousands of men and women , grown weary of the narrowness city life means to the less fortunate , are hoping and planning for the day when they may leave the smoke and grime and imprisoning walls of the city behind and seek the country , with its open spaces , its pure air and its freedom. Of course , the city will always draw from the country. It must if it is to succeed. Bnt it Is essential that there shall be something in the country for it to draw from , which there will not be if the current is always to set in one direction. It would be well for the nation if every generation could spend its youth or a large part of it in the country. Of course , there are bound to be many disappointments for those who leave the city for the farm. Some of them have a sentimental liking for the country , but are not abie to adapt themselves to the conditions of life and business in the country. They wish to be in but not of the country. Others carry their city notions of money-making to the farm and expect to get rich quick. These are generally disappointed early in the game. An agricultural paper tells of a city man who buried ? 30COO on a 250-acre farm In fifteen years trying to breed fancy stock. Another city man , who could easily earn $2,400 a year In an office , lost $10,000 In Kentucky experimenting with a bee farm. A traveling man who has been making $5,000 a year tried Angora goat farming in Missouri and lost $7,000 in three years. Yet the editor who narrates these hard luck stories does not discourage the city man who would turn to the farm ; he only advises him to begin humbly , learn well and pro ceed cautiously. Instead of going into specialties at first , the beginner would better try diversified farming. "It is the small farm , ' the editor says , "some poultry , a few hogs , two or three cows , some fruits , berries and a few acres of common crops that must satisfy the man who makes the abrupt change from city to countryMinneapolis Journal. The Physical Basis of Character. much of character is constitutional ? That ia a question often in the mind of every man who desires HOW to judge justly of himself and his neighbors. For ourselves , we are inclined to reply that it is but a non-essential part which can be so considered. All the same , certain admirable and important qualities appear to have a close connection with the physique ; for instance , courage , energy and good temper. Many forms of illness sap the courage of the most courageous. Low health re duces energy , and hunger or indigestion tries the sweetest temper. On the other hand , such qualities as sincerity , sympathy and honesty have apparently no relation to the physical constitution which can be traced. No one is in sincere because he feels "seedy , " or cruel because he has a cold in his head , or a swindler because his temperature is above or below normal. The truth we believe to be this : that only the secondary virtues those virtues , we mean , which can be replaced by a judicious blend of other quali ties are dependent upon the physical constitution , while the real essential of character , the primary colors of virtue as we may call them , have no physical connection what ever. But , it may be said , surely courage is a primary virtue ? In one sense no doubt it Is , but not in the sense that red is a primaiy color. Many men without natural courage have been able to make something else do as well ; indeed , they have been able to produce in themselves a quality which to all intents and purposes is courage. The sense of duty and the habit of self-discipline have carried men with honor through dangers as terrible as ever were met by the natural gift of pluck. * * * Of course , we clo not mean that good intentions will make a hero of every man. That would be an absurd contention. Many FRIDAY NOT UNLUCKY. iOn the Contrary , Statistics Show that It Is a Day of Good Kortune. Friday , it has been discovered by a painstaking and laborious statistician , is not the unlnckiest but actually the luckiest day of the week. Taking all the great calamities which befall humanity , the painstak ing gatherer of facts has discovered that the general average gives th-.i title of "luckiest day" to P'viday , and that of unluokiost to Monday. The moral is plain. Beware of Mon day. day.In In one line alone it has boon found that Friday deserves its present title. In railroad accidents Friday heads the list. So it is wise , if you be super stitious , to avoid beginning a journey on Friday. The "thirteen superstition" was knocked in the head long ago , and it was to be supposed that an iconoclas tic age would "take a punch" at the Friday dread before long. Sir William Churchill was one of the first to discard the superstition. "Friday is my lucky day , " he wrote. "I was born , christened , married , and knighted on that day , and all my best accidents have befallen me on a Friday. " It hanot been necessary for a per- oon to admit being superstitious to acknowledge a preference for begin ning certain things on any other day than Friday. This feeling is inborn In nearly all nationalities except the Scandinavian. Sir William Churchill's experiences might not be accepted as disproving the general rule against Friday un dertakings , but the conclusions of the statistician may have more weight. First he takes the record of assas sinations. In these he discovers that Sunday is pre-eminently the conspic uous day. Wednesday comej next , counting attempts which did not suc ceed as well as attempts which did. Saturday is third , and Monday fourth. Tuesday , Thursday and Friday are equal. Tliere is a possibility that the per- ion baying in mind sidi an attack of us who kiow in our hearts that we are decent people , who have no sense whatever of what old-fashioned divines called our own depravity , can , alas ! never bring ourselvea to doubt that if Destiny should drag us up to one of the great tests as nowadays she seldom drags the average man we should fail. But that is as much because we aro lacking in will-power as because we are lacking In courage , Duty or idealism , with sufficient motive force from the will , would carry us through. * * * All the virtues whlcl ) depend upon temperament are of immense use to their pos sessors. Thoy are labor-saving and happiness-producing endowments , but they are not necessary to the charm or worth of character. Substitutes for them all can be forged by a man whose will-power is high enough. London Spectator. Future Railway Developrasnt. next great railway development following that of the railway development of Mexico and the con THE current development of the railway systems of Can ada , will be the development of a railway system in South America. A number of influences are now at work pointing to this result. Among them are the opening of the Panama Canal , the necessity for an additional outlet for the peasantry of Europe , and the needs of Europe for the products of South American countries , to say nothing of the gradual expansion of population and the trend of the world's progress. South America has been a neglected re gion and yet it possesses numerous elements of develop ment which railway construction can bring about. That country is far removed from lines of ordinary travel. The dominant civilization is Latin as against Saxon in North America. No broad policies are pursued though they are conceived of , and feeble efforts are occasionally made to launch out and realize the ambitions of some of the leading men. South America possesses mineral wealth in abundance. It is a matter of common knowledge that there are many great rivers in South America , but it Is not so well under stood that there are hundreds , perhaps even thousands of other streams not marked on the maps and not now used for purposes of navigating by canoes , that are larger and longer than many navigated North American rivers. These rivers of the South pour out of mountains and drain large districts of uninhabited , almost unexplored country. Still other rivers flow from more populated regions , biit are as yet little known , the more interior courses as they are reached , becoming swift and winding , and flowing in nu merous channels oyer many cataracts and rapids. Inter * national Railway Journal. Marriage for Ten Years. T is not the first time that George Meredith tried to make a painful situation worse. Both in Richard Feveril and in Rhoda Fleming he brought his characters to the point where it seemed that they could not suffer more , and then , with infernal ingenuity , gave the thumb-screw a last , apparently impossible , turn , and left both characters and readers insensible with horror. Now he proposes to deprive marriage of its greatest alleviation. When a thing is known to be permanent It is accepted. A man and a woman marry , and , if they have been properly Instructed , look forward to nothing but mar riage ahead of them all the way to the grave. Marriage therefore enters into all their calculations. It is like the weather. It may bring storms and , worse than storms , dull days. But it is there and what people know they can't avoid they don't think of trying to escape from. But let people once fall into the habit of marrying for ten years. A marriage for ten years would last about three. There would be a termination in sight , and the prospect of termination means the possibility of anticipation. Peo ple do the things that they think about. The centuries have been right about it The way to make a man and a woman happy together is to convince them that they can never get apart. If they know that they are shut up for good they will take to amusing them selves as best they may within the inclosure. Schemes like Meredith's for making marriage worse than is It ought to be quarantined. Chicago Tribune. chooses any other clay than Friday , in the belief that the day Avill prove unlucky for him. An examination of the records of such attacks in the last 150 years has disclosed tho fact Iliat the would-be murderer looks on Fri day as an unlucky day for his at tempt. That might be construed to prove either side oC the arirament , but it is fair to accept the statistician's conclusion in favor of Friday as tho lucky day. As , a. side issue , he has discovered something which might be used to bolster up the "thirteen supertsUtion.1 Of all the assassinations attempted or accomplished , during the List century and a half , 9 1-3 per cent have fallen on the 13th of the month. A proper proportion would have been about 3 1-3 per cent. Three famous men , among others , he finds were assassinated on Friday Abraham Lincoln , William McKln- ley and Nasr-ed Deen , Shah of Per sia. Three attempts wermade to kill Alexander II of Russia on Mon days , two to kill Bismarck on Mon days , and three to kill Louis Philippe on Tuesdays. The sailor has the right to consider Friday his luckiest day if exemption from shipwreck be considered. It has been a pet superstition of the sea that Friday is the unlucky day for sailing. This is found to be extraordinary , as the number of shipwrecks occurring on that day of the Aveek is the small- setTo To secure this conclusion , tho statis tician examined the records of the dis asters to British vessels from 1S05 to the present day. He found that 24 per cent happened on Thursday , 1C per cent on Saturday and Sunday , M per cent on Monday and Wednesday , 12 per cent on Tuesday , and only 4 per cent on Friday. By examining the record of railroad disasters from 1893 up to date it was discovered that the nervous person who fears to begin a journey on Fri day can point to some substantiation for the fears. It was in this item alone that the day kept up its repu- tatioo < - Chlcago Tribune. Tlie Same Old World. If I wore a millionaire And lived in a mansion and drove a pair And you were the common herd And lived in a hovel or back suite , third And I luul money And you had none And you had trouble j ! , And I had fun ' If I wove as rich as Sajje , Or Morgan , or Drexcl , and you were poor If you were all bent with age And I were young , at my fair prime's door ; If I were happy And you were sad If I had dollars For cents you had If I were loaded With yellow woalth , Got , mayhap , boldly , Or won by stealth And you had a paltry gift i Of getting along ( if you had a lift ) j Why , I'd be a millionaire Aud live in a mansion and drive a pair , And you'd be the common herd And live in a hovel or back suite , third/ L'ENVOL This world moves along In its settled way It's the same world to-morrow. As yesterday. Baltimore News. Something "Wrong. "You say you don't understand what 'cold cash' is. " "No , I don't. " "Why , man , any sort of money is ! cold cash. " "Well , if that's so , how is it that it always burns a hole in my pocket ? " Philadelphia Press. A Ruthless Critic. "Mr. Dobbins says he is wedded to his art" "Yes , " said Miss Cayenne , "wedded but with ample ground for divorce. " Washington Star. No man can do anything against the grain. .Woman can do it , bat I In the Senate Saturday a resolution authorizing the Committee on Interstate Commerce to sit during sessions of the Senate to take testimony on the rate question Avas adopted. A resolution ac cepting from the State of Kansas a statue of John J. Ingalls was adopted after addresses by Messrs. Long , Allison , Cockrell. Gorman , Spooner. Daniel and Platt of Connecticut , eulogizing the for mer Senator. A bill authorizing the con struction of a bridge across the Missouri Itivcr at Yanktou , S. D. . was passed. Notification of the appointment of the House managers to conduct the impeach ment trial of Judge Sway-nc was receiv ed , and the response was made that the Senate was ready to proceed with the case. The fortifications appropriation bill was taken up. The District of Co lumbia appropriation bill was reported. The Indian appropriation bill was taken up. 'jLiie appropriation for public schools was increased from $100,000 to $150,000. Mr. Stephens of Texas said more than $100,000 of trust funds of the Indians had been paid to the Roman Catholic Church during the last year for support of mission schools , and proposed an amendment to prevent the use of such funds in this way in the future , but it was ruled out on a point of order. The bill was then passed. Mr. Beveridge made another ineffec tual effort in the Senate Monday to have a time fixed for voting on the statehood bill. The opposing Senators were unwill ing to vote on the bill until the amend ments are disposed of , and Mr. Beveridge wouid not consent to a vote 011 them without an agreement extending to the bill itself. The fortifications appropria tion bill was passed after rejecting the amendment to strike out the provision for insular fortifications. Winthrop Murray Crane of Massachusetts was sworn in. A joint resolution appropriating $7,000 to pay the necessary expenses of the in augural ceremonies was passed. The ses sion of the House was devoted to the consideration of bills relating to the Dis trict of Columbia. Mr. Baker ( N. Y. ) moved that au adjournment be taken out of respect to the Russians killed in the St. Petersburg riots , but the only affirma tive vote was by Mr. Baker himself. The proposition of rate control was discussed at length by Mr. Burgess ( Texas ) and Mr. Hepburn ( Iowa ) The House con curred in the Senate amendments to the omnibus claims bill and sent it to con ference. Preliminary steps for the impeach ment trial of Judge Swayno were taken by tho Senate Tuosday. The conference report on tho Philippine railroad bill was agreed to. The army appropriation bill ivas reported. Resolutions were adopted calling upon the commissioners of the District of Columbia for a statement of Hie number of convictions for wife beat- Ing in the last five years and calling upon Hie interstate commerce commission for a list of the stockholders in railroad cor porations. Mr. Bacon's resolution mak ing inquiry of the President as to the agreement between the United States and Santo Domingo was referred to the committee on foreign relations. Mr. Mc- Cumber spoke in support of his amend ment to the statehood bill providing for the admission of each of the four terri tories as a State. In the House bills tvere passed authorizing the Kensington nd Eastern Railroad Company to build I bridge across the Calumet river in Cook county , Illinois , and extending the time for the completion of a bridge across the Missouri river at Oaeoma , S. D. * In the Senate Wednesday the consid eration of the army appropriation bill brought on a vigorous debate over the amendment to reduce the pay of retired army officers above the rank of major tvhile on service with militia. Several amendments were suggested , but action t > n them and on the provision went over for the day. Some 200 pension bills tvere passed. A resolution calling on the Postoflice Department for information covering the dealings of that department tvith the railroads since 1S73 was adopt- Ed. The House passed the District of Columbia and the military academy ap propriation bills. The Senate amend- tnents to the fortifications appropriation bill were not concurred in and the bill svas sf > nt to conference. The bill extend ing the presidential succession act so as to include the Secretaries of Agriculture nid Commerce and Labor in the order mined was passed. The agricultural ap propriation bill was reported. Mr. Baker ) f New York made a speech bitterly as- wiling the protective tariff policy of the Republican party. " " The agricultural appropriation bill was jonsidered In the House Thursday , but : he debate turned principally on the topic ) f restricting railroads in the matter oi 'reight rates , the Hepburn bill forming : he basis of the discussion. Mr. Williama ) f Mississippi said that the Democratic ? arty was committed to views such aa * -ere expressed by the President in hia nessage to Congress. Consideration of : he agricultural bill had not been con- iluded when the House adjourned. The senate passed the army appropriation nil , after modifying the provision con- : erning the assignment of retired army jfficers to active service with militia > rganizations. The effect of the change s to relieve Gen. Miles from its applica- ion. Mr. Gallinger and others criticised he amendment regulating the sale of irmy transports , claiming that the use if government vessels forced unfair com- > etition upon the owners of private ves- iels. Mr. Hale condemned the operation > f the general staff system in the army , ind said he would oppose any effort to : stablish a similar system in the navy. In tlie National Capital. Warships may be sent to Venezuelan raters to force Castro to terms. The total capitalization of 1,491 com- mnies which incorporated in the District if Columbia durinj the calendar year , ust ended , aggregated $2.23G 572,750. Representative Mayuard of Virginia , in L bill introduced the other day , propose ! o increase the salary of the President t ; 75.000 a year , the Vice President to 115,000 and to give the President after tis retirement from office an-annual sal- iry of $25,000 for life. n mm GIVES HIS OPIZTIOF OP THE BEST TREATMENT PCS PAEALYSIS. Dcc.la.rrx That Dr. TVnilamJi * Pink Pllla Kcstorocl tho Uao of His J-lmb.-i When All Other Kciuedlcs Failed. The premonitory symptoms of paraly- sislare : trembling of tho hands ; sudden loss of power in arms or legs , frequently affecting one whole side of the body ; stag gering ; partial or entire inability to use the fingers distortion of the features / sometimes an uncontrollable quiveringV of the chin ; severe pains ; difficulty ni speech. Frequently the first warning is a vague feeling of headache , vertigo and muscular weakness. In a recent interview Mr. W. J. L. Hay den said : "I truly think that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills aro a great medi cine for they cured me when physicians and other remedies had failed to give me tho slightest relief. Too close at tention to business brought on an attack of nervousness which finally developed into paralysis. There were times when it was impossible for me to move my hands or to get up from a chair. At other times I had partial control of my limbs , but Ivas afraid to go far from the house for fear I might suddenly be come helpless and have to be earned home. "While I was in this miserable con dition , ITvas stricken with malarial fever and confined to bed for four months. I had the best physicians , but while they relieved my fever , their treatment did not entirely drive the malaria from my system , and they did not help my-par alysis in tho least , "I was well nigh despairing when a friend persuaded me to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pillu When I had finished one box I could see results that encouraged me. My condition kept steadily improving , and when I had taken seven boxes I was cured of paralysis and the malaria was completely driven out of my system. For two years now I have enjoyed the best of health and have attended to bus iness without any interruption. " Mr. Hayden's home is at No. 252 West 39th street , New York. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have cured many similar cases of paralysis , also locomotor ataxia. They are sold by all druggists. A treatment ! so simple , inexpensive and successful should be tried by every sufferer from partial paralysis in any of its stages. Spencer uud liuuclier. The recent death of the English philosopher , Herbert Spencer , recalls the only visit he ever made to America , i brief journey in 1882. On that occa sion a banquet was given in New York n his honor. Henry Waird Beecher Evas one of the after-dinner speakers. "I am asked , " said Mr. Beecher , 'how I reconcile Spencer with theol- ) gy. I don't. "A man who has a bald-headed dea- : on watching everything lie does , or a jold-spectacled lawyer not n fat one" looking at Mr. Bristow ) , "but a Jong. f can , lank one" ( looking at Mr. EvartK/f' "can't afford to talk Spencerisui rom the pulpit. "It is to be borne in mind that when i man is driving a team of fractious lorses that are just nil he can manage inyhow , he is not in a state of mind o discuss questions with his wife by iis side , who is undertaking to bring ip delicate domestic matters. " It had been said that Mr. Spencer lad no sense of humor , but he joined icartily in the merriment which Mr. Jeecher's speech provoked. A WOMAN'S MISERY. Mrs. John LaRue , of 115 Paterson L venue , Patersou , N. J. , says : "I was roubled for about nine years , and Avhat I suf fered no one will ever know. I used about every known reme dy that is said to be good for kid- n e y c o m - plaint , but Avithout de- rh'ing p e r - manent r e - lief. Often ben alone in tlie house the back ache as been so bad that it brought tears 3 my eyes. The pain at times was so itense that I AV.US compelled to give p my household duties and lie doAvn. 'here Avere headaches , dizziness and lood rushing to my head to cause leeding at the nose. The first box of > oan's Kidney Pills benefited me so inch that I continued the treatment , 'he ' stinging pain in tlie small of my ack , the rushes of blood to the head ad other symptoms disappeared. " Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all eaters. 50 cents per box. Foster- [ ilburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. Seli-Delense. Defendant Phwell. Judge , he threat- icd to punch me head. Magistrate Then you claim you only . ted on the defensive ? Defendant Not much ! Sure. Oi didn't jv ter , fur Oi had him licked from the ttart. Philadelphia Press. [ other Gray's SAveet Powders for Children. Successrnlly used by Mother Gray , nurse in e Chi.dren's Home in New York , cure Con- ipation , Feverishness. 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