Mnklnj > the Oat Useful.
Making the cat act as a plumbing
Inspector was the ingenious feat of a
Phidladelphia woman , eaj's the Record ,
of that city. This woman had noticed
that one of the pipes connected with
the washstaud in her bnthroom leaked ,
lid she wished to locate the leak pre
cisely without tearing out any more
of the wall than was needful.
She shut her cat up in the room di
rectly below the bath-room , and in the
basin of the defective wash-stmd : she
poured a vial of the oil of valerian.
Cats are excessively fond of the odor
of valerian. After the cat had been
in the room a few minutes it began tc
purr. Puiring , it crossed the room , set
tied itself on the floor with its face
to one spot on the wall , and here its
misiiess found it when she came inl *
the room , its nose glued to the spot
Knitting and purring ecstatically.
TIif wail was opened at that point
and there , sure enough , the leak was
for : d. The valerian had trickled
h at that point , to the delight
of t.i ! cat.
I
LASTING KhLlhF.
J. W. Walls : Su-
p e r i n t e ndent of
Streets of Lebanon ,
K.v. . says :
"Mv Irish tlv rest
was broken , owing to irregular action
of the kidneys. I was suffering in
tensely from severe pains in the small
of my back and through the kidneys
and annoyed by painful passages of
abnormal secretions. No amount of
doctoring relieved this condition. I
took Doan's Kidney Pills and experi
enced quick and lasting relief. Doan's
Kidney Pills will prove a blessing to
all sufferers from kidney disorders
f who will give them a fair trial. "
Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo. N. Y. .
proprietors. For sale by all druggists.
Price 50 cents per box.
Money Talks.
"So your daughter is engaged to an
'English nobleman , eh ? " queried the re
porter as he encountered the millionaire
brewer. "IIo\v did she manage to cap
ture his lordship ? "
"By advertising , " replied the m. b.
"What ! " exclaimed the pencil pusher ,
"you don't mean to say she advertised
for a husband ? "
"Well , not directly. " explained the oth
er , "but I advertised my business. See ? "
ALL CROPS GOOD IN WESTERN
CANADA.
"Potatoes the Finest I Ever Saw. "
Owing to the great amount of inter
est that is being taken in Western
Canada , it is n-ell to be informed of
some of the facts that are bringing
about the great emigration from por
tions of the United States.
The Canadian government have au
thorized agents at different points , and
the facts related in the following may
be corrolK > rated on application. At the
same time they will be able to quote
you rates and give you certificates en
titling you to low rates on the differ
ent lines of railway. The following
letter , copied from the North Bend
( Xeb. ) Eagle , is an unsolicited testimo
nial , and the experience of Mr. Austen
is that of hundreds of other Americans
who have made Canada their home si
during the past seven or eight years.
' ' in
'I presume some may be interested
to know how we have progressed this is
year in the Canadian Northwest. We sc
'have no complaint to offer. We have
Lad a good year ; crops were good and sn ;
we have had a delightful season. I COA :
threshed from my place 8,030 bushels A
of grain. oats ha
My made Go bushels
per acre and weighed 42 pounds per eu
bushel. My wheat in
made 31 % bushels
per acre and is No. 1 quality. My bar- ne
Jey made about 30 bushels of good on
quality. My crop is a fair average of fo
the crops in the Edmonton district.
"All crops were good here this sea
son. Potatoes the finest I ever saw ,
and all vegetables adapted to the cli
mate. We have had a very fine fall ,
but no exception to the rule , as the
fall season is , I think , the most pleas
ant of the year. We have had no snow
yet ( Xov. 9) ) , and have been plowing
and working the land preparing for an
early seeding next spring. Last night
the mercury dropped lower than any
previous night this fall , and this morn
ing there is a crust of frost on the
fields sufficient to prevent field work. of
No doubt many would imagine that Al Ita
berta had put on her winter overcoat gr
before this , and that the people were ruto
wrapped in furs , but it is only a ques to
tion of time when this country will not In
be looked upon as an iceberg , but a thi
country fit for the best of mankind to fei
live in. en
Wo are now assured of a transconti-
toenlal railway , which is to be built to
the Pacific during the next five years.
The Canadian Northern Road is graded ad
to within seventy-five miles of Edmon ex :
ton. It comes from Winnipeg , and a
will reach us next summer , so with
One railroad already at hand , the sec the
ond to reach us in less than a year. the
* nd the third to penetrate our city de
ind open up this country to the west hai
across the Rockies to the const within offl
five years , we surely have reason to mi
"believe that the country is progress tht
ing. Very respectfully , dui
L. J. AUSTEX. ezl
by
An Egyptian shopkeeper had a drily ter
to whom lie offered sacrifice every morn- zln
in ? ; . : ; : nj v. iio.se iiuly it was in return
oul
for Sins reverence to stand in front of
the shop during the < liy ; , a sort of cell's an
7ial "b.uKer. " aii'l "rect the attention ha1
> C the people passing by to the shop amj COT
its contents. pin
Trntfi Will Out.
she : "IIoiv do you like my gown ? ' J
Said ho : "It's out of sight ; " tioi
'And as she Mrcssed for the opera
. He wasn't far fiom right. plihe <
Kxercise f > r Sheep.
Sheep will stand considerable steady
cold , but shiver under wind and are
particularly susceptible to dampness.
The plan of cooping sheep up in cl "s
warm quarters with little or no ven
tilation is not a good one. See that
their quarters are comfortabe by all
means , have them drj' and fairly
warm , but have them well ventilated
without drafts. Then provide a shed ,
have it attached to the pens if pos
sible , open on one end except for what
fencing is necessary to keep them in ,
and let them run under this cover
daily. If they are not inclined to take
the exercise make them do it , and see
that they are provided with some clean
roughage to munch while in the shed.
Be careful and not give them so much
that they will spend their time eating
instead of moving about. Water
should be supplied abundantly.
Try and locate the shed so that the
PROTECTED RUX FOR SHEEP.
sheep } will be protected from the wind
and at the same time get all the sun
shine there is. The plan of winter
care will make sheep healthy and
strong. The illustration shows an
ideal sheep shed and one which can
idb
be < readily attached to the barn where
tlB sheep hare their regular quarters.
Built in the manner indicated , the
sloping front greatly protects the
Jheep from the wind and the low por
tion of the shed makes an excellent
Pi lace for the feeding racks. Lndlanap-
ol News.
Leveler for Fields.
Some improvement in agricultural
uachinery is patented every week ,
ind yet no two Inventions are de
signed ; for similar purposes. An Ohio
nan has invented a new idea in level-
ng machines , an illustration of which
s shown here. A supporting frame is
suspended upon two runners , these
unners being similar to runners in a
now sled , the whole apparatus being
onstructed of either wood or Iron.
i. leveler , in the shape of a triangle ,
las the apex in a line with the rear
ud of the runners , the open ends be-
ng fastened to the front of the run-
lers. A lever , in reach of the driver
m the seat , controls an attachment
or raising or lowering the rear end
LEVELS THE GROUND. gl
the leveler to adjust the latter In
B relation to the surface of the
round. < A cross bar connects the two
mners in front. In use the dirt is al
veled to the center of the machine ,
isurlng an equal distribution over
le field being leveled. Jo cob W. Laf-
irty , near Medianicsburg , is the pat- to
itee.
Milk Adulteration. la
While the ordinary methods of milk
Alterations are easily detected by
pert ] examiners , it is reported that
French chemist , Dr. Quesnevllle , has Is
ade some experiments that point to IsUl
e probability that for some time
ere has been practiced a form of
Bl
sceptlon < in milk adulteration which
Si
is escaped the attention of health
Beers. In a paragraph in the Bir-
ingham Daily Mail it is explained scy
at the deficiency of fats , whether y
le to the poverty of the milk or the
itraction of fats , has been covered Cl
the addition of foreign greasy inat- cc
r. Dr. Quesneville found that "ben-
ie would dissolve foreign fats with- IS
it affecting the natural fats in milk , " ISas
id thus by examining samples which
.ve passed the ordinary test he dis-
pl
vered such substances as pork driptlj
ng and cocoauut butter.
"When to Market Hogs. gc
A well established fact in counec- ar
in with feeding hogs and that ap-
les with equal force to cattle and th
eep Is that a young animal makes the
-etter use of its food than does a
mature one. In other words , the soon
er a hog is made ready for market
up to six or eight months of age the
cheaper the pork can b ? produced. Tula
has been demonstrated time and again ,
and still many people will persist in
continuing to feed long after the
most profitable feeding period has
passed. Oregon Experiment Station.
Raising Pigs for Marlcet.
Those who have experimented have
found that there is much more profit
in raising pigs from the surplus milk
from the dairy than in selling that
milk to factories where different arti
cles are manufactured from by-prod
ucts. For a number of years past
there has been an ever-increasing de
mand for pigs of light weight , those
weighing from 100 to 125 pounds being
preferred , and such pigs can be raised
on the surplus milk product with a lit
tle added grain at very small cost.
If one will figure this cost , deduct it
from the price received for the pig and
put this computation against the re
ceipts from the by-product of milk
sold to factories they will readily see
the profit in the pig. If one is located
near large markets there Is much more
profit in raising light weight pigs than
heavy hogs ; the cost of feeding is not
so great , while the price per pound
received is much more. This question
is well worth looking into particularly
if one has a dairy.
New Type of Horse.
It is gratifying to know that at lat
some experiment stations are begin
ning to be conscious of the fact that
they ought to do something toward de
veloping strictly American types of
horst-s other than racers. The Colorado
station has inaugurated the work of
dcve'oping a carriage horse that will
come nearer filling the requirements
of that class of horses in this country
than any now known. The trotter is
to be the starting point , and by caren
ful and intelligent selection , and mat-
ing c somewhat heavier and more gymv
metrical horse is expected to evolve
and at the same time retain the stay-
ing qualities of the trotter and ss
much of his speed as is desirable In a
good , utility carriage horse. This Is a
work of years , of course , but is ccr-
tain of final success if the work Is well
done. Past success in creating new
types of cattle , hogs and sheep shows
what may be done with horses.
Ice-House and Dairy Combined *
My ice house Is built above ground
with a good cement floor , which slopes
to the center with a fall of 6 inches.
The waste water is
conducted by a lead
pipe , c , to the dairy
room , where in tank ,
a , are placed the
cans of milk. I use
deep cans , holding
about 4 gallons each ,
ICE HOUSE.
is
SxlG feet , and the trough , a , 2 feet
wide , lj ( feet long and 16 inches deep ,
This as well as the floor Is made of
concrete. The waste water Is led out-
side through pipe , b. The ice house
Is 16x20 feet in size , with 14 foot
studs. It will hold about 100 tons
of ice , which gives about 80 tons for
family use and the balance to supply
the dairy through the season. There
Is always cool , waste water to keep r
the temperature in the tank from 45
to 50 degrees and It is never necessi
sary to put in ice. Franklin Rogers , d
in Farm and Home.
Wide or Narrow Tires.
o
On good roads the Michigan station
found the draft of wide and narrow
tires about equal. On plowed land
narrow-tired wagons pulled forty-five
per cent harder than those with wide
tires ; in sand two Inches deep twenty-
five per cent harder , and on sod six
teen per cent harder. A wagon not
greased pulled eighteen per cent hard
than one well greased.
Poultry Pickings.
In keeping hens for layers discard
over two years old.
Excessive fatness leads to a sus
pension of egg production.
Breeding stock should be fed so as
keep in robust health.
The smaller the air bubble in the
large end the fresher the egg.
A fat hen Is a poor layer , and her
eggs will usually prove infertile.
T
Excessive fat in the male or fer.iaie
antagonistic to procreation and fee- n
undity. w
A fresh egg has a somewhat rough
j-
shell , while a stale egg is smooth of
shell. '
fi.
P.one is nn absolute necessity in re
some form to fowls confined in small reg
yards. to
Bones are valuable for poultry , tl
tlm
chiefly for the phosphate of lime they m
contain.
In feeding grain to young fowls it
In
important to give as good a variety
ver
possible. ia
The shells of eggs are porous , and th
pungent Olth may penetrate and spoil nr
flavor. he ?
fr
When fowls have the advantage of
good range there is little necessity for
artificial preparations.
the
If eggs are rotten it is absolute proof
that thej were fertilized , and that son
germ of life started and then dtew. ye
LITTLE YET KNOWN OF CON
DITIONS IN PoRF ARTHUR.
Japs Transposing Stoessel's Foldicrs
to Japan ii jlilitury PrisonersRe
port thai the iialtic Fleet Will re
turn Xa .Indications of Peace.
Two weeks have passed since the
fall of Port Arthur. The Japanese
have i been marching the Russian sol
diers out "preparatory to embarking
them as military prisoners for Japan ,
and they have been policing the city.
As yet , however , we have been permit
ted to hear little of the conditions that
existed in the fortress during its last
.
daj-s of Russian power.
Nevertheless , among the facts that
have come to us through General
Nogi's official dispatches to his govern
ment there is at least one which has
been a surprise to observers of the war
In every part of the world , and which
necessitates a decided change in our
ideas of the conditions of the siege.
It is contained in the brief phrase : "Of
the rank and file of the army , 22,434. "
The 22,434 were the Russian private
soldiers still able to bear arms at the
time of the surrender. The naval
forces are not included , nor are the
sick and wounded in hospitals. This
is double or even triple the number of
soldiers that it was supposed remained
to Stoessel for the defense. Moreover ,
it indicates that he had a much larger
garrison at the start than was suspectj
ed. The usual estimate of the forces
under arms in Port Arthur at the be
ginning of the siege was 30,000 sol-1
diers and 10,000 sailors. But now , in
cluding wounded , there must be at
least 30,000 soldiers left , to say noth-1
ing of sailors. Stoessel himself , in
the last dispatch he sent to the Czar
before the surrender , said piteously :
"Only one-quarter of the garrison is
alive. " If he was speaking accurately ,
that means that he originally had 320-
000 men under him , or more than
General Nogi has ever used in the in
vestment , but the figure is too great
to be credible.
However , the bare fact as to the
number of surrendered soldiers makes
it j | necessary to estimate at higher
value than ever General Nogi's great
achievement. Whether it lessens the
honor } that has been attributed to Gen
eral Stoessel for his splendid defense
.
cannot , however , be told till we know
what supplies of ammunition and food
remains available at the end.
Return of the IJaltic Fleet. '
The fall of Port Arthur is followed '
,
by a statement which is unofficial , but
is said to be trustworthy , that the
Baltic fleet now at Madagascar is to
return to European waters. If that
be so the question arises as to the rea-
son for sending it to the east If it
was sent in the hope that it might
reach Port Arthur before its surren
der , the Russians must have been ill-
informed as to the resisting capacity
of the fortress. |
It may be that the original intention
was that the Baltic fleet should go to
the Pacific regardless of what happen-
ed to Port Arthur , but that it has now
been decided that the tleet is not
strong enough to be depended on with
certainty to get the better of the Jap-
anese , and that it is expected to send
to the Pacific the entire available Rus-
sian navy. A fleet can be sent a few
months hence which will be much
stronger than the one commanded by
Admiral Rojestvensky.
In the meantime the Japanese can
refit < their vessels at leisure and pre
pare in every way possible for the
struggle which awaits them at a later
day. It hardly can be assumed that
the Russians will make no effort to
wrest from the Japanese the control
of the seas. So long as they retain it
it will be impossible for the Russians , i 1
10 matter how large the army they
put in the field , io force their ad-
versaries out of Manchuria.
The situation on the Shakhe River
remains practically unchanged. The
reports of a flanking movement by the
Japanese on their right flank have not !
been confirmed. Now that Port Arthur.
has been disposed of most of General
Nogi's veterans will be available for
service in northern Manchuria. It willt
not take much time to transport them
there. But even with these re-enforce
ments it is doubtful if General Oyama
will attempt an active winter cam
paign against a strongly intrenched I
enemy , who must have about 225,000 ,
men , and who should be receiving
steadily re-enforcements sufficient to
make good his daily losses.
There are no indications of peace.
The Russian government has an
nounced < that it will prosecute the war
with increased vigor , and that 200,000
fresh troops will be sent to General
Kouropatkin before the end of Febl
ruary. This Is a promise of desperate
fighting when spring begins and the
roads become passable. The Russian
government will expect Kouropatkin
take the offensive and force back
the Japanese by outfighting or ouf-
mnneuvcring them.
F. A. Bridgman , the American artist
Paris , has refused to accept the sil
modal awarded him by the Louis
iana Purchflse Exposition on the ground
that , having received first class inedala
nnd diplomas at continental .expositions ,
feels he deserves greater recognition s
from his own country.
4
One of the women of the Vanderbilt
family pays a tnaid $5,000 a ear to dust
bric-a-brac , and another equally well-
known New York woman gives the per
who attends her toj dogs $3,000 a
year. *
TtEWECKLY
One Hundred Years Ago.
Letters of marque and reprisal were
issued by Great Britain against Spain.
- Mr. Livingston , American minister to
France , left Paris for Rome on busi
ness of state.
The tailors of New York City form
ed the first organization in that city
having the character of a tradeu nion.
The dock yards at Cronstadt and
Rivel were doing rush work and a
formidaoie fleet was nearly ready.
A desperate struggle took place at
Antwerp between Spanish and Ameri
can sailors , the former mistaking the
Americans for English.
Austria , Prussia and Russia were ne
gotiating for the peace of continental
Europe.
j
Seventy-five Years Ago.
j The State of New York purchased
3,47u acres of land in the State from
the Oneida Indians , who were to move
farther west.
j j I The Baltimore and Ohio railroad
1 was completed almost to Ellicot City ,
Md. , and pleasure parties made the
trip every day.
The customs were consolidated in
Ireland.
The President's message reached'
New Orleans in four days and a half ,
the quickest trip then ever made be
tween Washington , D. C. , and the
Louisiana metropolis.
Queen Christine of Portugal died ,
aged 54.
The American minister to Colombia
obtained indemnity for American trad
ing vessels captured by the Colom
bians.
Riotous demonstrations against labor
saving machinery occurred in the south
of England.
Fifty Years Ago.
The Victoria bridge across the St.
Lawrence river was carried away by
the pressure of ice.
All liquor shops in New York were
closed ' by order of the Mayor.
Soldiers and Indians of the war of
1812 assembled in Washington , D. C. ,
to get Congress to give to each a grant
of ' land of 150 acres.
A commercial convention from the
southern ' and southwestern States as
sembled at New Orleans.
Railroad riots in Erie , Pa. , were re
newed ] , the tracks in the city torn up ,
and ! the bridges demolished.
Great numbers of unemployed work-
men ' in New York were meeting every
day ( , marching through the streets
carrying ' banners , on which were such
mottoes ] as ' 'We want work ; we must
have it ! "
The Governor General of Canada is
sued an order restoring the officers who
took part against the government in
the patriot war to their former places.
Forty I Years Ago.
The Missouri convention passed an
immediate i emancipation ordinance.
Mass meetings were held in the
large ] cities of the North to send sup-
plies j to Savannah.
The railroad bridge over the Missis
sippi river at Clinton. loAva , was com
pleted , connecting central and western
Iowa ] with Chicago and the East.
The Chicago stock exchange was or
ganized with J. C. Hilton as president.
The report on incomes in the First'
District of Illinois showed that Potter
Palmer , John V. Farwell and Peter
Schuettler were the only persons in
Chicago whose annual income exceeded
$100,000.
Thirty Years Ago.
The trial of the action brought by
Theodore Tilton against Henry Ward
Beecher opened before Judge Xeilson
in New York.
Emile Percin ? , the famous Paris
banker , died.
The manner in which 275,000 of the ir
Pacific Mail subsidy had been distrib- [
uted , it was alleged by Richard B. Ir-
win , was disclosed to the congressional
investigating committee.
Twenty Years Ago.
Grover Cleveland , President-elect , re
signed as Governor of New York.
The press of London declared that a
formal declaration of war by France
against China was imminent.
e
The leading newspapers of England t
were demanding a change in the Glad- °
stone ministry because of foreign poli "
cies.
Reports from Madrid placed tne cas
A
ualties of the recent earthquakes in
Spain at 1.400 killed , 900 wounded and \
43,000 homeless.
The Gladstone family was giveii
prominence in the English press by the A "
announcement of the premier's conva
lescence , Mrs. Gladstone's illness , and A.
Ihe son's approaching marriage.
When Regular Medical Treatment
Failed , Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
Cured Her Rheumatism.
Hundreds of people afflicted with rheu
matism have spent years uuder tlio ca.ro
of excellent physicians in vuin. Then
thoy have settled down to the conviction ,
that it is fastened on them for life. Mrs.
Dinsinore was not willing to join tho
ranks of the hopeless merely because her
doctor did not know how to help her.
Here in her story :
"Four years ago I suffered greatly
with rheumatism in my hands nnd
knees. After I had been sitting a while
my limbs seemed so heavy I could hardly
walk on the first attempt. So long as I
kept moving I was all right , but just as
soon as I stopped , something seemed to
settle in my knees nnd iiiiike them ache.
My hands were so bud I couldn't touch
the palms of them on a flat surface ; they
were swollen nnd pained so. "
"Did you call in a physician ? "
"I doctored steadily for over n year ;
then one doctor said : ' You have taken
medicine strong enough to kill almost
anything. ' Still , it did not kill nie iior
the rheumatism. "
" How , then , did yon get rid of it ? "
"At different times I htd read in vari
ous publications about Dr. Willianjs'
| wonderful Pink Pills for Palo People ,
nnd I finally decided to try them. I took
them steadily for four mouths in. ac
cordance with the directions. By that
time I was completely cured. "
"Have you bcjn free from it ever
since ? "
" Since then I have had but one slight
return of my trouble , and a box or two oi
the same pills made me all right again. "
Mrs. F. A. Dinsniore lives in hearty
enjoyment of her recovered health at
"Woburu , Mass. , entirely freed from tha
grave anxieties that rheumatism always
| brings. When it appears in but a singla
joint it shows that the blood is in a faulty
state in the whole body. It may at any
moment break out elsewhere , and one of
the dangers is that it may break out in
[ the heart and then the result must be
fatal. The only security is to keep the
i blood all the time in a perfectly sound
condition.
I Dr. Williams' Pink Pills make healthy
blood. All other relief is superficial.
This is thorough. These pills are sold
by all druggists.
Arrangements of Books.
Have you ever tried puttingtogether
the books that suit special moodj ? The
amusing books , the stories of adven
ture , the home stories being grouped
so that when you feel like reading some
particular sort you may at a glance see
all your treasures that appeal to that
momentary interest ? It is not a bad.
plan. But the possibilities of arrange
ment are endless , and we all have our
favorite plans. I wonder if there is any
book lover who can refrain from put
ting in one row his most attractive
bindings ? the gay , glided leather co\--
ers that make a little court of nobili
ties ? If there is any reader who can
refrain } from this harmless pageantry ,
he ] must be the owner of an unusually
logical mind , or else lacks the soul of
order. St. Nicholas.
BEAUTIFUL SKIN ,
Soft White HanclH nnd Lnxtirinnt Hair
Produced by Cuticura Soap.
Millions of Women Use Cuticura
Soap , ap isted by Cuticura Ointment ,
the great skin cure , for preserving ,
purifying j and beautifying the skin , for
cleansing the scalp of crusts , scales
and dandruff , and the stopping of fall-
Ing hair , for softening , whitening and
soothing red. rough and sore hands ,
for babj rashes , itchings and chaf-
ings. for annoying irritations and ul-
cerative weaknesses , and many anti
septic purposes which readily suggest
themselves , as well as for all the pur
poses of the toilet , buth and nursery.
A Lesson Out of School.
Plain-mannered , common-sense rela
tives serve no more useful purpose
than in keeping down vain pretensions
and silly tendencies in other members
of the family. The New York Press
says that it had become fashionable In
a certain school to diversify names.
Mabel had become Maybelle , May
Mayme , and soon Jessie caught the in
fection.
She write a letter to her elder broth
er , Sam , and signed it "Jessica. " Sam
detected the signs of the times , and
this was his reply :
"Dear Sister Jessica : Your letter re
ceived. Aunt Marica and Uncle Geor-
glca started for Dostonica yesterday.
Mamica and paplca are well.
"I bought a new horse yesterday.
She is a beauty : her name is Maudlca.
Your affectionate brother. Samica. "
Dafn i Cannot Be Cared
by local applications , as they cannot reach thn
diseased portion of th rar. There Is only one
way to cure Deafness , and that Is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
EusUchlan Tube. When this tube gets Inflamed
jou have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear
ing , and when It Is entirely closed Deafness is
the | result , and unless the Inflammation can ba
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal
condition , hearing will be destroyed forever ;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh ,
which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of
the mucous surface * .
We Tirill clve One Hundred Dollars for anv
rase of Deafness ( caused by catarrh ) that canno" '
be cured by Hall's CaUrrh Cure. Send for cir.
eulars , free.
_ , . . F. T. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo. O.
Sold by DruestMT75c. .
Hall's Family PlllB are the best.
Information "Wanted.
"My dear. " said Rounder the other
evening , us he was about to start down
town ( , "my club now has all the comforts
of a home. "
"Indeed ! " exclaimed Mrs. Rounder ,
"and when is our home to have all tho
comforts of a club ? "
GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching , Blind , Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
ourdruRjribt vrill refund moneyit PAZO OINT-
MEN r fails to cure you in 6 to 14 days. GOc.
The Masculine AVay.
pretty girl ; a crowded car :
"Please take my seat , " and there you
are.
. crowded car , a woman plain ;
JShe stands and there you are again.