OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS Keep the iJod Out of School. O\V was it thirty years a so , when corporal pun- shmont was abolished in theschools ? Were 10) ) those tin1 daysvhen v-hoo ! districts oC the > \vn wove infested with gnijjs of young ruf- tns v * h.i terrorized tile noi i'mrhoods : ind t-jainsl whom the policewore almost power- loss ? Have the generations of boys since then * been w , . r c or 'better ? The far greater peace and quiet of the town , the increns.d : sobriety , the absence of the old gait.is of youthful ruffians would seem to .suggest that there fitas 4 > ivn improvement during iho period since the whip was ; ab.indoncd in the schools. For some reason Xcw York Is now f.-ir more orderly than it was before , and order is preserved more easily. I'ioting , once comparatively fre- qticni. has ceased. The discipline in the schools themselves s more Nliricnt than whfMi it was p forced with the rod. En every r isj . ct they are better. New York Sun. Making Ourselves Uncomfortable , NE of the troubles , or. rather , sources of the troubles , of this age is that people arc too com fortable. Hot and coJd water in ovei % room , o' < "tnc light , elevators , steam heaters , easy iirs : all tlicse things are ruining the race. We aro growing soft , torpid , lazy and ineffect ive because our way is made too smooth for us. Especially is this true of bachelors who live in hotels eoid never have to do anyfhing for themselves , but we all share , to some degree , in the common luxuries that have converted even the poor among us into sybarites. Strength of muscle , or mind , of wiil , is acquired only by exercise. An athlete runs a mile. It is hard work , but it builds tip his muscle. If he lay in bed lie would Eie moni : U ease , but his muscles would grow flabby and .weak and ia the day of trial he would fail. A child Avhose sligh-hvO wish is obeyed will grow up weak-willed and petu lant and will be helpless afterward in die face of deter mined opposition. Modern invention and the competition of business have relieved people of a vast deal of laborwhich formerly they aiad to perform. The elevator saves climbing upstairs , the electric light saves the work of filling and cleaning oil SarnpK. ihe telephone saves going on errands , the street cars save walking. All things are done for us. In consequence we are losing the habit and the knack of doing things for ourselves. We are going to seed , falling into flesh , suffer ing a weakening * of the will and a darkening of the uu- derslandinThe old Spartan spirit is evaporating. We cry under slight pain and demand anesthetics. Our soft bodiesannot stand heat or cold , nor our soft minds intense EASY FOR CHAUNCEY DEPEW. Kdiiar Comments on the Senator's Rc- iuirksi 011 Luck of .Laughter. 'Chauncey M. Depew says that we tire all TOO parsimonious of laughter ; we don't look around for the fun there is in life ; we take things too seriously. Maybe that's true enough , bcl it does make us tired to hear this Kort of philosophy coming from a man Sike Chauneey. who rests on downy 2)eds of ease , and never has to lie .znvake at night trying to cipher out "where next winter's coal is' going to come from. Channy has bins in his cellar full of all sorts of imported and domestic money , and when he wants .irnj'thing he just goes down thtr , with a sack and shovels in enough money lo buy what he wants , and that's all there is to it. It's dad-bli-'tercd easy for a man to be a che.'rful philosopher when he has a few cords of green backs piled up 5n his woodshed. And Chauneey. while he says such beau tiful thing * between times , is contrib uting to the gloom of the nation near ly all the time by telling weary old stories that turn a man's blood to vater. It's a nice howdydo for a man to spring a lot of heart-breaking anec dotes , and then look around upon the weeping and shuddering people and tell them that they ars too parsimoni ous of mirth. There's a man a good deal like Channey within a thousand miles of the town we live in. lie goes around all the time with a beaming smile , as serene as a May morning , throwing around gems of philosophy promiscuously. He is always saying pretty tilings about letting sunshine Into our lives and gathering the roses Tvrhile we may. and all that sort of thing. He has a string of platitudes on file in his memory all the time , and he never misses a chance to distribute them. But that's about all that he ever does distribute. He is so stingy that lie would steal hay from a blind horse. He has always been well fixed , and his father was well fixed before him. nnd he has never known what it means to walk the floor in the silont watches of the night , wondering how in blitzen that note was going to be paid. All he does is to look .serene nd quote chaste things concerning ihe sunshine , and go around jacking np his tenants and renters it' they get a few days behind and piling up wealth in the bank. It's mighty easy to be a philosopher under such circum stances. Nebraska State Journal. LUXURY IN THE KLONDIKE. .Hardship IK Xo Lotifcer the Inevitable Jot of Alaska miners. Hardship is no longer a necessary accompaniment of owning and work- Ing a mine in the Klondike. Certain holders of rich claims on Bonanza , and Eldorado creaks , on which were made ihe 'Mi-ike * " that startled the world a few years ago. have worked out a system ! ' iraMicring their gold'ii divi dends v , hi"h involvelittle more than an enjoyable summer outing. It is as easy as going to the races , only the Klomliker brings back the gold. It is hardly more trouble than clipping coupons from gilt-edge.ri bonds. These owners of nonanza claims spend the winter in "toe States , " Cali fornia claiming most of them. In the they make up a party of intellectual toil for long sittings. Fortitude is going out of the world. If one of us wishes to escape fatty degeneration , cor poreal , intellectual and moral , it is necessary for him to make himself uncomfortable. Let him sleep on a hard mat tress , let him sit only on hard , straight-backed chairs with out upholstery ; let him bathe in co'.d water ; let him black iiis own boots ; let him walk long distances : let him cut sparingly and of none but simple dishes ; let him do the things that he does not like to do ; let him refrain from doing the things he docs like to do ; let him mortify his flesh and humiliate his desires until he shall gain the mas tery over himself. San Francisco Bulletin. Death and the Fear of It. MEREDITH is reported to have said Jin a recent interview that doctors and parsons jaro doing harm by increasing the fear of death and making the English less manly. "No one , " he a'dded , "should consider death or think of it as worse than going from one room to another. " For his own part , he says , he "hopes he shall die with a good laugh. " There is no objection to joyousnes ? . even on the solemn occasion of passing from this form of existence to one of which we know-nothing except by faith. All the same , a frivolous laugh seems to be an affectation of courage rather than geniuine heroism. Death is no joke for those who go or for those who are left behind. One may say , with the trust of Emerson : "The God who has led mo so graciously all through this life I can trust wherever He 'leads me. " Syracuse Telegram. Courage in War. N the great naval battles that have occurred in the East , as in the great land battles , no doubt the Russians died game. So did the Japanese , so do the common soldiers and sailors of most civilized peoples and of many semi-civilized and many barbarian peoples. No people in the world meet death with more nonchalance , or more grim stoicism , than the Turks or our North American Indians. To die recklessly in battle is a common trait , and argues no special nobility of character. Least of all does it give any indication of the righteousness of. a cause , or possession of the traits that make for the glory of a nation in peace. To have bulldog's fearless pugnacity does not demonstrate the possession of Christian , or even of moral virtues. Bad men have it in common with the best men. Boston Herald. fiiends or relatives and by easy stages go in to Dawson for the "clean-up. " Large ocean steamers carry them to Skagway. and the White Pass and Yukon Railway spans the gap to White Horse Rapids , where river steamers are waiting , and in two or three days they scurry down the Yukon to Pawson. The cabins on the creeks hare be ° n cleaned and well stocked against the coming of the owner and his party. When he arrives the water is turned into the huge sluices and the work oi washing out the gravel mined dur ing the winter begins. The women of the party spend hours alongside the sluices , for gathering the Yukon crold has a peculiar fa-'dilation. If they tire of this novelty there are stag's to take them into Dawson for a bail or .in evening at the theater. " 1 had the time of my life. ' ' dc- ' laivd a young woman who went in for the "clean-up" last year , "and I'm going again next year. I was in Daw- son just four weeks and I attended fourteen balls. Half the men I met were college graduates and all wore ( veiling clothes , even to dinner par ties. No dress in a woman's wardrobe ; s too fine for Dawson. but even a fright of a woman is sure of a good time , for the men are in such major- i * -\r . ii. > "The most striking celebration which occurred in the course of my \isit was the trip to the Dome , a great hill back of Dawson. on June 21. the longest day of the year. The sun is in view for twenty-four hours from the Dome , while in the Yukon \aley it disappears for a couple of hours. More than a thousand of. us i.uule the trip to bask in the midnight sunshine. " The "clean-up" takes three or four weeks , and when it is over the gold , IM small sacks , is hauled to Daw on. The owner pays the crown royalty to the authorities , settles with his em ployes and expresses the rest to his bf.-nk in San Francisco or Seattle. He has the choice of two routes home the way he came or down the Yukon to Bering Sea and thence to the States by a long ocean voyage. Either way there is absolute comfort. Suck is the evolution of the gold camp that once suffered famine and scurvy , and to which relief was sent by dog teams over the frozen snow fields. Dawson now boasts electric lights , automobiles and no less than l.GOO bicycles. It is gay socially in winter as in summer , when the "clean-up" crowd appears to make things lively. New York Tribune. CITY MAN IN THE COUNTRY. Problem Middlc-Aged Men Are Trying to Solve in the Metropolis. If farmers could know the number of men at work in cities who are slav ing and pinching that they may save enough to buy a small home in the country they would be more than con tented with their lot. City life has its icwards , but the wear and tear on the mental and physical being is very great. Probably the ambition of four- fifths of the trained newspaper men in the great cities is to accumulate a sum sufficient to enable them to buy a paper in a small town ; one that will give them n comfortable living with out the remorseless grind incident to work on a great city daily. So with the clerk and the artisan in the great j city ; they long for a few acres of land from which to get their living , and many of them are doing it successful ly , though more are failing from lack of technical knowledge. A man of . " 0 in ihe country feels that he has years enough before him to accomplish a great deal : in the city , if the man of r 0 years be an employe , he is in daily fear , and justly , that he will lose his position and some youth get it. The writer knows whereof he speaks , for he has been the city man and the farmer. Some day some Carnegie will find an outlet for his fortune in buy ing large tracts of land in' settled farming communities , near schools , churches and stores , cutting them up into small farms of ten or twenty acres , building a house on each , em ploying one or more experts as teach ers in rural lines and offering these homes to city men of middle age who have raved a little money , at a price and on terms that will enable the man from the city to pay for hi& little home by his labor. He will be taught how by the experts employed by the rich man. This is not charity , for the rich man will find his philanthropy paying him a goodly per cent on his invest ment. Indianapolis News. MUNICIPAL DENTISTRY ABROAD. Germany and Russia Adopt Plan of looking After the Teeth. The dental statistics gathered in many European cities have revealed such an alarming condition of affairs that Germany , at least , has decided to adopt combative measures. In all large dental towns clinics have been founded , consisting , as a rule , of specially fitted up rooms in one of the central schools. Fully qualified dentists are appoint ed , who devote their whole time to their duties , bul in Stuttgart the work is done voluntarily by the local den tists. That such a movement is nec essary can scarcely be doubted when one learns that of many thousands of boys and girls examined , from the ages of S to 13 , only 2 per cent had a perfectly healthy set of teeth. To give an iclea of the amount of work clone in a year at Darmstadt schools it is nec essary to quote the figures for ll)0o. During the year L37G children were examined , and 1,501 teeth were filled , while 1,871 were extracted. In Stras- burg 2.GGG children were examined , 609 teeth were filled and 2,912 were extracted. Another interesting fact is that 40 per cent of all teeth examined were bad. The method of work is very simple : the teacher brings his class to the dentist , who examines each mouth quickly and marks on the card which each child has brought with it wheth er treatment is necessary. If so. the child must come again on a Saturday. Russia is also joining in the move ment , and has already fitted up nine such institutions in St. Petersburg alone , while Moscow has also several. London Mail. Fro.o Canals in Cana < la. The Welland and St. Lawrence ca nals were made free of a. , tolls during 1903 and it appears that the effect on trade was Satisfactory , traffic of all kinds increasing. When 3rou are 13 , there is not enough to eat ; after you are 50 , there is too much. THE EMPTY CHAIRS. I toll hrr it Is foolish but each Thanlcsslv- ins day She's Iiiriml to have the table set in the old-time way. Tho little cup and saucer that Henry al ways had That liipidle lias been broken since he was jc.st a tad The plate w pot for Mollic the brim is A. P. . C's I toll me it Is foolish , but her eyes , they 'ook ' "I'lease ! " And then .somehow or other I've got no more to sav AVhen she sets * out the dishes for our Thanksgiving day. Site pets the little hijrh chair I've vowed 'most everv year IM sell it to somebody , but still it's al ways here The baby used to use it ; the baby that was Hose It's always for her rhildren our fattest turkey yoes. "We send one to the others ; it isn't much to { 'ive. But it's a home touch for them away oft where thev live. Hut I toll ma it's foolish , with us both old and jrray. To set the children's places on each Thanks- jjivlnday. . I ask a blessing always ; there's lots I'd like to ask. But with those empty places , the blessing Is a task. I tell ma not to do it I'm thinking all the while How Henry used to argue that handle was In style ; And ma says she remembers the way that it , was broke. Both of us laugh about it , but I most al ways choke. I tell her that It's foolish to set the things that way And think wV've pot the children back home Thanksgiving day. We never eat that dinner.Ve don't get hall' way through ' Till ma Is in some story of how they used to do ; Of how they used to chatter , and beg for this and that And all the time a-looking at each place where they sat. And then and then she's trying to hide a sudden tear And saying she is thankful that one time they was here. But still I say it's foolish to have things ilxed this way To set the children's places on each Thanksgiving day. \V. D. Ncsbit in Chicago Tribune. Farmer Caldwell's Thanksgiving. o o _ _ BY O. 15. ACUFF. It was downin ' 'Ol' Yirginny" one November morning that Toby Strange of The genus "hobo" crawled out from the burrow he had made for himself in a straw stack and looked around him. The sun was riding high in a blue haze , and the chill air made poor Toby shiver. "A cup of hot coffee would do me good. " he muttered , as he glanced dubi ously at a large log house plainly dis cernible through the bare branches of some fruit trees in the distance. He moved forward awkwardly on the toes of one worn shoe and the heel of the other , endeavoring to keep his feet from contact with the hoar frost which had stilieucd every weed and blade of a s in the field. At the rear gait1 he paused as it"awe struck by the sights and sounds that greeted him. In the adjoining barn lot was a gre-it cackle among the hens , which was almost drowned by the shrill noise of a dozen guinea fowls ranged on the rail fence. The turkey gobblers 'strut ted defiantly pa t the proud pe-acocks. but their clrillcnges were drowned in thegeneral clatter. The noisy scene told its own story of comfortable farm life to the lonely wayfarer , and he sighed deeply a he sluiiuYd into the yard and drew towavd < him a tall , blooming ehry- saiilheir.um. and breathed its unguent frngran"e. "Oh. tinder'-i end. " h" exclaimed under his breath. "Another live jninare.V con templation 01 such a home-like scene would spoil my appetit'V and the soft ened expression of his face was replaced ba look of harsh indifference. "Pshaw ! " he continued as he hobbled to the back door. "I'm too old and tough for any sentimental vagaries , " and he tapped on the door. It was oieuod instantly by a very neat , pretty S l ° f nineteen or twenty. As she held the door ajar , there poured out n pleasant steam , which bore on its breath a delicious odor of sausage , hot biscuit and strong coffee. "Lluly , I'm very lumgty. Will you please give me something to eat ? " "Come in , " she said kindly , "and eat your breakfast. " Giving him a seat near the stove , she brought from the corner cupboard a dish oC fragrant sausage in brown gravy , bis cuits , and a cup of rich , creamy coffee , and arranged all on the kitchen table. As Toby ate. he looked and really was for the time at peace with himself nnd all the world. He tried in dreamy \ , half conscious way to analyze a delight ful odor which seemed familiar , but it eluded him till the young lady , opening the stove , took therefrom a tempting cre ation in brown and gold. "Pumpkin pies , " he breathed. "I knew that odor belonged to the old days , " but the regretful pang he felt was very much softened by the substantial pleasure of the present. Men 11 time the young lady , with an air triumph , bore the pies into the next room. "See , papa ! " Toby heard her exclaim , "my three years at school did not cost my special talent. " "So I sec , " replied Iier father. "But \vhy pumpkin pie ; * , my dearV" "Why , papa , don't you know next Thursday is Thanksgiving day ? " "Yes. Amy. But I have been thinking that in short , that we might dispense with the dinner this year. While you were away at school your mother and I economised at Thanksgiving , and thereby saved several pounds of sugar and flour , besides clearing a dollar on the turkey. I see no sense in giving dinners and re joicing when we have nothing to be thankful for. " "Oh. papa. " Amy exclaimed in horri fied tone * , "nothing to be thankful for. How can you say o when we haveso much more than we deserve ? " "Yes. Amy. in a general way that is true. But you can't understand the hard work and close management I'm bound to practice to make ends meet. This year has been a hard one altogether. One of my best horses died last spring. The frost killed the fruit crop. The pesky dags killed several sheep : and between the drought and the insects my corn and potato crops are cut off at least half. And now , to eap the climax that cattle j man offers me about half as much for the calves as I had counted on getting. No. I'm not feeling particularly thank ful. " "Not have a Th-inksgiving dinner , John , now Amy is at home and our only l > oy is coming , too ! " exclaimed Mrs. Caldwell. coming into the r. > nm as her husband concluded his remarks. "Not thankful. " exclaimed Amy. a sob in lier voice , "when we have good health. a home and plenty in storehouse and barn , " and Amy passed hastily through i the kitchen and out of sight in the yard. j Toby , just taking the last choice bits , of his breakfast , cast a furtive glance at the .girl and noted the trembling lip * and tearful eyes. "Now. John , " said Mrs. Caldwell in a pleading tone , "you have hurt the dear child. And she has been so happy the e weeks past planning for the dinner and the guests. And besides celebrating Tom's return , it would be a most appro priate way for Amy to renew old friend ships , for after an absence of three years the poor child is almost a stranger in the neighborhood. " "I'm sorry to disappoint you and Amy. " returned the husband. "But I cannot afford to entertain the public this year. If you and Amy are so awfully thankful , you can have a small family dinner ; one of the little turkeys. , and none but home folks present. " ' 'The idea of scrimping and pinching on a Thanksgiving dinner ! " retorted Mrs. Caldwell. now evincing unmistakable signs of anger ; and leaving the room , she slammed the door after her. With a sigh of mingled contentment nnd regret Toby slowly rose and pre pared to leave the snug room which seemed a paradise to him. As he passed the dairy he saw Amy , with a jar of cream in her hand , and thanked her for his repast. Then , with a forlorn home sickness that wouldn't be shook off , he aimlessly climbed the long , red hill , and presently finding himself in a sunny , snel- tered spot , he threw himself on the dry leaves for , what he seldom imlulged\in \ , a little sober reflection. : "If I were in that farmer's place , " he soliloquized , "I 'honestly believe 1 could be as thankful as he ought to be. 1 wish I could help that kind-hearted girl , but what can a poor tramp do ? " lie was thinking of pursuing his jour ney when voices reached his ear , and looking up he said , sotto voce , "John Caldwell , as sure as I'm what I never meant to be. Who would have thought of seeing him after all these years ? Well. it's likely he wouldn't know me if he should see me , but I'll not give him the chance. " And Toby crouched low in the fence corner , while the farmer and cattle trader haggled aoout the bunch of plump calves in the pasture field before them. At last the bargain being concluded , the trader paid the farmer fifty dollars and departed , while Mr. Caldwell entered the woods at Toby's back. Toby's eyes followed him thoughtfully. "If I had that fifty dollars. " said A LESSON W TURKEY GATHERING. THANKSGIVING EVE IN TURKEYDOM. " ' f / / S Toby. I'd be more than thankful. And yet that ungrateful reprobate is too mean to let his daughter have a Thanksgiving dinner. I wish it was my business to kick him into a better way of thinking. " Toby , in his half recumbent posture on , the leaves , felt loth to leave a retreat 5,0 restful until his breakfast was di gested ; but ere the fanner had quite dis appeared from sight. Toby suddenly reaching a decision , arose and stealthily followed him. Mr. Caldwell's gloomy meditations took a sudden turn , as Toby from behind a tree sprang upon him , and before the farmer could think of resistance or de fense , he lay prone on his back with a hundred and eighty pounds of tramp seated on his stomach. "Take it easy , man , " said Toby. "You needn't cut up rough , it'll do no good. I mean to hold you quiet while we have a little talk. I think I can convince you that you have several things to be thank ful for. Oh. you needn't wiggle. I heard your talk to your wife and daughter , al though you didn't see me. nor 1 you. I heard it all. while 1 was breakfasting on your l > ounty. Now. listen to me. A youug men just starting iu life our pros pects were about the same. " "Who are you ? " interrupted Mr. Cald well , looking keenly at his captor. "It doesn't matter. I'm not worth a name. But when we left school you went back to the farm ; while I. holding your choice in contempt , went to the city where in my ignorance I thought a man had a chance to ri e in the world. For twenty years I knocked abr > ut. sometimes working , sometimes starving , alway > hard pressed. "I lost my last job ten years ago. by striking for less work and higher wage-- , i couldn't get another job even at the same wages , so 1 turned tramp. I have not had the energy to try any other vo cation since. In fact , I have come to the conclusion that I've done enough and suf fered enough to have gained the inde pendence I started out for. And now the world hagot to give me the living it owes me. "But mark you. not one ambition of my early life has Ireen realized. And now I must travel on in search of the next meal , not knowing whether the peo ple I next encounter will give me a c-rumb or not. "Compare my lot with yours : a loving wife , a pretty daughter , a good home and plenty to eat. all your own. And in ad- ilition to all these blessings you've got fifty dollars in your pocket at this blessed "Jus * wait till ote o' de pMwr..in"s tur keys git a taste o' daL b.ilt. an * ds nigg.t oil hah turkey to burn. " "Lod. Pso got de bilges gohbluli on de place. " ' .Now. one mo' pull an' I'll git it. " Mpf lie got it. moment. " "Yes , " growled Mr. Caldwell. ' 'ami that loving wife nnd pretty daughter you mention so feelingly know how to spend' every cent of it. " ' 'What other use have you for it. man ? " asked Toby , losing all patience and thumping Caldwell's head rather hard against the solid ground. "Such au old miser deserves absolutely nothing ! " he exclaimed in disgust , ashe dexterous ly changed the wallet from the farmer's pocket to his own. "Don't , man ! " cried Mr. Caldwwell , helplessly. Tint paying no heed to his futile strug gles and remonstrances , Toby calmly knotted a handkerchief round his hands , Zg&gzzs& j m * . then spr.ing up and away. Mr. Caldweli instantly gave chase , but unfortunately he fell sprawling over the first log in his way. Toby had vanished from sight when he regained iiis feet , so with an imprecation on his own ill-luck he seated himself and with teeth and nails endeavored to free his hands. This task accomplished , he made his way home , in anything but a mild temper. His wife met him at the door , saying : "John. a rather disreputable looking man came here a while ago and left this. " holding up the wallet. "He said be found it in the woods. " "Thank goodness ! " cried her husband , eagerly seizing his treasure. ' "I thought it was gone for good and always. " Mr. Caldwell is still wondering who ninon'r his many school fello.vs "that preaching tramp mr.y be. " And although he would have suffered death rather than admit so much to any one. yet he was convinced that the tramp had adopted the only effective method for showing him his selh ' .i and miserly nature. And being convinced r.f his formerrror > . he at once set al > out a reformation. A * a first step in this new direction , lie threw the purs-e in hiwife's l.ip , then told -Amy to invite the whole country to din ner if she chose to do so. And what a dinner it.ra < ! Turkey , pigs , cakes and piesin bountiful per fection , rendered doubly enjoyable by the participation of dear friends , each intent on doing jiKtice to the occasion by a hearty appreciation , and under the Witti cisms and laiiu'hter ran a current of fer vent thanksgiving , which made Amy and her mother the sincere and happy hos- tes-es they seemed.VnverIey Maga zine. The ijc ol'ttic Word. .Jin Little Erasrus Poppy , why dey say Fanksgibbin' turkey , huh ? Poppy Dat's er cause yo * fank d % ownah ob de coop fo * leabin' de do * open ,