THE UNITED STATES WILL SOON KNOCK AT THE DOORS OF CAN * ADA FOR WHEAT. A. Crop of OO,000OOO BiiHhels of Wheat Will lie theKecord of liOi. The results of the threshing in West ern Canada are not yet colupleted , but from information at hand , it is safe to say that the average per acre will be reasonably high , and a fair estimate will place the total yield of wheat at 00,000,000 bushels. At present prices this will add to the wealth of the farm ers nearly $00,000,000. Then think'of the immense yield of oats and barley and the large herds ot cattle , for all of which good prices will be paid. The following official telegram was sent by Honorable Clifford Sifton , Minister of the Interior , to Lord Strathcona , High Commissioner for Canada : "Am now able to state definitely that under conditions of unusual difficulty in Northwest a fair average crop of wheat of good quality has been reaped , and is now secure from substantial damage. The reports of injury by frost and rust were grossly exaggerated. The wheat of Manitoba and Northwest Ter ritories will aggregate from fifty-five to sixty million bushels. The quality is good and the price is ranging around one dollar per bushel. " Frank H. Spearman , in the Saturday Evening Post , ays : "When our first transcontinental railroad was built , learned men at tempted by isotherman demonstration to prove that wheat could not profit ably be grown north of where the line was projected ; but the real granary of the world lies up to 300 miles north of the Canadian Pacific Railroad , and the day is not definitely distant when the United States will knock at the doors of Canada for its bread. Railroad men see such a day ; it may be hoped that statesmen also will see it , and arrange their reciprocities while they may do BO gracefully. Americans already have swarmed into that far country , and to a degree have taken the American wheat field with them. Despite the fact that for yearsa little Dakota sta tion on the St. Paul Road Eureka held the distinction of being the larg est primary grain market in the world , the Dakotas and Minnesota will one day yield their palm to Saskatche * wan. " Heredity. Binks Speaking of heredity , do you remember Forrester , who bought some wild land and turned it into a farm ? Winks Yes ; lie was the inventor of a very effective stump puller. Binks Just so. Well , his son is a very successful dentist. The Price of Coal .Regulated. Young Wife ( dreamily ) IIo\v lovely it would be if : ill tiings in this world would work in harmony. Husband ( thoughtfully ) My yes ! For instance , if coal would only go up and with the thermometer. RfAGNIFIGENT CROPS FOR (904 ( Western Canada's Wheat Crop This Year Will Be 60,000,000 BOSKELS KD WHEAT AT PRESENT IS WORTH S1 A BUSHEL The oat and barley crop will also yield abundantly. Splendid prices for all kinds of grain , cat tle and other farm produce for the growing of which the climate is unsurpassed. About l.TO.OOO Americans have settled in Western Canada during the past three years. Thousands of free homesteads of 1GO acres each still available in the best agricultural districts. It has been said that the United States will be forced to import wheat within a very few years. Secure a farm in Canada and become one of those who will pro duce It. Ipjily for information to Superintendent of Immigration , Ottawa. Canadn , or U > Authorized Canadian Gin eminent Agent E. T. ITolme . 315 Jackson St. fit. Pnnl , Minn. : W. IT. KpRers Bor 116. Wntprtown. South Dakota ; W. V. Utu- x-ttt , SJINew Yorkl.ifuIJuildini : , Omulia. Kob MEXICAN JEMi cures Sprains and Strains. A SKIN OP BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER. R. T. 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CO. , Murraj' St. , New York.- The beit mfctcriofs. billed worlunsneirxj njtyoewrn > o experience how : rexfe TOWERS flicker } Cocb end Hab fcmu the world over They arc mode In bid ! or .yellow for all bndi r/wet work , I0f5 ! and even ; ptraert beannjthc 3KSNOF THE FDH is ouarsnteoJ to Give iflt iifacticnAII relwk&alera 3 < H them AJ.TOWK COB03TOWA5JJUA. { HE WEEKLY One Hundred Years Ago. About one-half of the adult popula tion of England was farmed into a volunteer corps to resist the expected invasion by Napoleon's army. After the revolution 50,000 trees were planted in France to use later as fuel , the prices of which had risen 100 per cent. War was declared between Russia and Persia. The Emperor of Germany establish ed a new bank at Venice. Seventy-five Years Ago. In Montreal 06 grocers entered upon an agreement to prosecute all persons found retailing liquors without license. The iron used in the construction of the Schuylkill Valley railroad was im ported from England at a much cheap er rate than it could have been manu factured in tliis country. President Jackson interfered in the case of a government clerk who was dismissed by the head of his depart ment , raising the question as to what power was vested in the chiefs of de partments. fifty Years Ago. The greater part of Memel , a Prus sian seaport , was destroyed by fire wit'h ' loss estimated at ? 3,750,000. The shores about the harbor of Vera Cruz were strewn with an immense number of dead fish , supposed to have been killed by the gas evolved in some submarine eruption. A passenger steamer from San Fran cisco to Panama struck a reef outside the Golden Gate. Fifteen passengers and $153,000 in gold were lost. The Academy of Music , New York , opened with the opera of "Norma. " Austria defined her policy as more favorable to the allied forces against Russia. Sunday schools had been established by all of the churches in the country. Forty Years Ago. A run was in progress upon every Chicago bank because of the suspen sion of one institution. The propeller Ogdensburg , which 12 years before on Lake Erie had col lided with and sunk the steamer At lanta with great loss of life , itself was sunk in a collision off Cleveland , O. The citizens of Belleville , 111. , were preparing to resist a threatened in va- sion by a detachment from General Price's Confederate command. Drafting from the city of Chicago was commenced , the Sixth and Eighth Wards being first drawn upon. : A sudden movement by Generals Grant , Ord and Birney carried the "Cnion lines to within four miles of i Richmond , Va. , on the south. ! Thirty Years Ago. The engagement of the then Colonel . Frederick Dent Grant and Ida Marie I Honore was announced in Chicago. Kenry Ward Beecher secured the in ! dictment of "Theodore Tilton and Fran cis D. Moulton by a. Brooklyn grand jury on a charge of slander. * The School Board of London occu pied its new headquarters on the Vic toria embankment. Maria Ewing Sherman , daughter of General W. T. Sherman , was married in Washington , D. C. , to Thomas Wil liam Fitch of the navy. An insurrection in the Argentine , S. A. , states had become formidable , the revolutionists having control of the navy. A four days' battle between Carllsts and Republicans in the Province of Navarre , Spain , ended. Twenty Years Ago. Hans Makart , the celebrated Aus trian painter , died in Vienna. Both the American ( or Gould ) Atlan tic cables were broken. Frank Chanfrau , the actor , died sud denly in New York. John McCullough. the actor , broke down in his linos at McVicker's , Chi cago , and then eluded , those in the au dience who had hissed him. The outline of a plan to connect the Baltic and Black seas by canal from the Danube to the Oder River was an nounced from Vienna and Berlin. Ten Years Ago. Little Rock , Ark. , was struck by a cj'clone , killing four persons , injuring thirty-four , and destroying $1,000,000 worth of property. The Illinois census figures were pub lished showing that 03.28 per cent of the farmers owned the land they worked. Dr. David Swing , theologian and pastor of Central Church , Chicago , died. ' POSTMASTER GENERAL DEAD. Expires in Washington After \Veeh of Acute XllnchH. After an illness of less than one week Henry C. Payne , Postmaster General of the United States , died at at 0:10 o'clock Tuesday afternoon in his apartments at the Arlington Ilotel , Washington. The end was peace ful. Within ten minutes a bulletin was issued , signed by Dr. P. M. Rix- ey , Dr. G. Lloyd Magruder and Dr. C. T. Graysou. It read : "The Postmaster 11. c. PAY.XE. General died at 0:10 p. m. He died peacefully , with out a struggle. Cause of death , dis ease of mitral valve and dilatation of the heart. " At the bedside when the end came were Mrs. Payne , Rev. Dr. Dunlap of town , X. Y. ; Mr. and Mrs. AVinfield St. John's Episcopal Church , Major and Mrs. W. S. Cameron of James town , N. Y. ; Mr. and Mrs. AVinfield Cameron of Milwaukee ; Charles L. and Miss Louise Jones , relatives ; Private Secretary Whitney , Miss Marie Bar- biere , and Mr. and Mrs. AV. L. Mason of AVashington , old-time friends of Mrs. Payne , and the aged negro mes senger of the department of the Post master General. President Roosevelt was the last of ficial caller at the Payne apartments. He was preceded a few moments by Secretary of State Hay. Neither en tered the sick room , and the President scarcely had left the hotel when Mr. Payne breathed his last. Funeral services were announced for St. John's Episcopal Church in AVash ington , to be followed bj' further obse quies Sunday in All Saints' Episcopal Church in Milwaukee , and interment in Forest Home Cemetery. The Postmaster General was strick en with heart failure , shortly after his return from a trip on which it was believed he had recovered his strength , undermined by overwork. The ensu ing days witnessed a brave light for life , in which several times the end was thought imminent. George Bruce Cortelyou , chairman of the Republican National Committee , it is believed , will be appointed to fill the vacancy as soon as he can be spared from work in the campaign. For more than two decades Mr. Payne had been a conspicuous charac ter in State and national politics. In business as well as in politics he al ways maintained the confidence and trust of men dealing with large affairs. He was born in Ashfield , Mass. , Nov. 23 , 1S43 , and received a home training calculated to develop habits of indus try and to fit him for a life of useful ness. His ancestors were Puritans , his father having been the descendant of an Englishman who settled in Braintree , Mass. , in 1030. Young Payne was educated in the Shelburne Falls Academy , graduating in ISoO. He removed to Milwaukee in 3SG3 , and for four years was a clerk in a dry goods store. He speedily forged to the front , however , possess ing a surplus energy that enabled him to take a leading part in public move ments. In 3SOT he married Lydia AV. Van Dyke , and that event he always considered as the date from which he reckoned his rise to fame and prosper- \ ity. In 1S72 he first became noted in pol itics. Almost instantly he sprang into prominence , being selected as the rep resentative of AA'isconsin on the Re publican National Committee. Then for ten years he was postmaster in Milwaukee , retiring in 1SSG. The political success of Mr. Payne is considered to have been remarkable. He knew intimately men and condi- tions , und he Avas always pacific in his methods. The rank and file were taken into his confidence , and appar ently he never forgot that party inter ests should always be above individual interests. It is said of him that when ditliculties arose he disarmed personal opposition by tolerance and overcame difficulties by tactful concessions. He was assertive , but rarely dogmatic , and few men possessed greater ability to make and retain friends. In his private life Mr. Payne was liberal in his charities , broad in his in- terest in public affairs and civic pro gress , and generous in his sympathies. His kindly nature was proverbial. Since Mr. Payne's appointment as , Postmaster General , on Jan. S , 1002 , he . had become , if that were possible , a more busy man than he had previous ly been. But he dearly loved to play , whist , and often engaged'old friends in his favorite pastime. He was a communicant .of the Episcopal Church. to which he was deeply attached and to which he was a liberal but unosten tatious contributor. He leaves no chil dren. From Far and Near. Special trains for the conveyance of express matter are now operating on the elevated railroad lines in New York. The American Veterans of Foreign Service at Pittsburg , Pa. , decided to hold the next annual convention at Niagara Fulls. Mrs. Henry Ho ft , a bride of one dnv. was shot to death near Mead , Wash. , by a rejected lover , Fred Hoffman , who then committed suicide. Col. Frank J. Price , a wealthy citi- ren of Fort AVorth , Texas , who is fond of dogs , has arranged to pay the tax on all dogs impounded so they Avill not be killed. The W. C. T. U. convention at Roch ester , Minn. , adopted resolutions asking President Roosevelt to exclude intoxicat ing liquors as a beverage from the Pan ama canal strip under United States con trol. EVER LOOKS FOR TROUBLE. Manwith a Chip on Hia Shonlder ! to He Commiserated. The really unhappy man , r.'hose un- happiness Is his own fault , is the one Avho is forever carrying "a chip upon his shoulder. " Perhaps his happiness is his unhappiness , for Avhen he is not engaged in a personal altercation-he is brooding over some fancied slight and awaiting a favorable opportunity to give vent to his Avrath. The man Avith the chip on his shoul der is easily recognized and his society by wise people is carefully avoided. He can go nowhere without trouble folloAving in his wake. . If he attends a theater he is either annoyed by the usher or some one in the audience or at the man in the box office for not having sold him a seat bought iong before he appeared at the window. He is the bane of the car conductor , and on the railroad train he succeeds in embroiling himself in a row Avith the brakeman , conductor , Pullman car porter and the passengers. Each flying cinder from the locomotive is aimed especially at his eyes , and he succeeds in stirring up the spirit of mutiny in the hearts of the travelers. There are some Avomen similarly con stituted Avho manage to be in trouble from the moment their eyes open in the morning until they close them in sleep. These people are indeed to be pitied , if , indeed , they are not cordially hated. This quarrelsome habit of mind can be so fostered that the petulancy grows to be a malignant disease and leads sometimes to the insane asylum. Parents who notice in their children this fretful , quarreling disposition can easily find a remedy. They may not agree to the measure simply a good , sound thrashing. Every one has heard of the story of the child who Avas con tinually Avhimpering and quarreling. In despair the mother cried : "Are you sick ? What do you want ? " Gravely the child ansAvered : "I think , mamma , I Avant a Avhipping. " She received the whipping and there was a marked im provement in her temper. San Fran cisco Post. The Discovery of the Potato. Sir Walter Raleigh is commonly credited with having introduced the potato to civilization , but it is certain that one HaAvkins , a slaAe trader , and Sir Francis Drake Avere both ahead of him in taking it to England. To Ral eigh , however , rightfully belongs the credit for having brought potatoes to the attention of Queen Elizabeth in 15G8. Their merit Avas long in being recognized. "The complete gardener , " an English book published in 1719 , made no mention at all of them. The name came from the Haytian batata , or Mexican patate. It is called "Irish potato" because the Irish Avere the first Europeans to generally culti vate it. It is noAV , hoAvever , one of the chief crops of France and Germany. It was a native of the mountainous districts from Chile to Mexico. It is of the nightshade family , Avhich in cludes also tobacco , belladonna , toma to , egg plant and pepper. ALL BROKEN DOWN. No Sleep No Appetite Just a Contin ual Backache. Joseph McCauley , of 144 Sholto street , Chicago , Sachem of Tecumseh Lodge , says : "Two years ago my health was complete ly broken doAvn. My back ached and Avas so lame that at times I was hardly able to dress my self. I lost my ap petite and was un able to sleep. There seemed to be no re- lief until I took Doan's Kidney Pills , but four boxes of this remedy effected a complete and permanent cure. If suffering humani ty knew the value of Doan's Kidney Pills' , they would use nothing else , as it is the only positive cure I knoAv. " For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. Cause and Effect. "NOAV , that is Avhat I like to see , " observed the rural merchant to the proprietor of the great department store. "All your clerks are full of vim and energy. " "Yes , " replied the proprietor with a sarcastic smile. "AVe close at noon to day and they are getting ready to go out. " S100 Revrard. S100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to euro In all Its staees. and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known to the med ical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease , requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally , acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system , thereby destroying the foundation of the disease , and giving tne patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature In doing Its work. The proprietors nave so much faith In Its curative powers that they offer ,0no Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of Testimonials. Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. Sold by Druggists. - . " . Hall's Family Pills am toe best. Unlimited Capacity. "I have brought you a poem , " said the long-haired visitor , as he mean dered into the editorial presence. "It is rather lengthy , but I suppose that will make no difference. "None Avhatever , " 'replied the man behind the blue pencil. "Our waste , basket has no bottom. " ' Piao's Cure for Consumption cured me , of a tenacious and persistent cough. | Wm. H. Harrison , 227 W. 121st street , New York , March 25 , 1901. "Wanted. No Quarreling. He ( encouragingly ) I'm sure of one thing , my angel , you and Iwill never quarrel as that couple are doing. She ( with decision ) Indeed we won't. If you ever speak to me as he did to her , I'll call the police. Miss Gannon , Sec y Detroit Amateur Art Association , tells young women what to do to avoid pain and suffering caused by female troubles. "DEAR MRS. PINKITAM : I can conscientiously recommend LytHaE * Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to those of my sisters suffering with ) female weakness and the troubles which so often befall women. I suf fered for months with general weakness , and felt so weary that I had hard work to keep up. I had shooting pains , and was utterly miserable. In my distress I was advised to use L.ydia . E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound , and it was a red letter day to me Avhen I took the first dose , for at that time my restoration began. In six weeks 1 was a ch'angea woman , perfectly well in every respect. I felt so elated and happy that I want all women who suffer to get well as I did. " lliss GUI LA GANNON , 359 Jones St. , Detroit , Mich. , Secretary" Amateur Art Association. It is clearly shown in this young : lady's letter that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will certainly cure the sufferings of women ; and when one considers that Miss Gannon's letter is only one of the countless hundreds whichve are continually publishing1 in the newspapers of this country , the great virtue of Mrs. Pink- ham's medicine must be admitted by all ; and for the absolute cure of all kinds of female ills no substitute can possibly take its place. Women should bear this important fact in mind when they go into a drugstore , and be sure not to accept anything' that is claimed to be " just as good" as JLydia E. Pirik- haiii's Vegetable Compound , for no other medicine for female ills haa made so many actual cures. How Another Sufferer Was Cured. "DEAR MRS. PIXKHAM : I cannot praise your wonderful remedies enough , for they have done me more good than all the doctors I have * had. For the last eight years and more I suffered with female troubles , was very weak , could not do my housework , also had nervous pros tration. Some days I Avould remain unconscious for a whole day and night. My neighbors thought I could never recover , but , thanks to your medicine , I now feel like a different woman. "I feel very grateful to you and will recommend Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound to all. It has now been four years since I had the last spell of nervous prostration. I only weighed ninety- eight pounds at that time ; now I weigh one hundred and twenty-three. "I consider your Vegetable Compound the finest remedy made. Thanking 3'ou many times for the benefit I received from your medicine , I remain , Tours truly , MRS. J. II. FARMER , 2809 Elliott Ave. , St. Louis , Mo. " Remember ifylrs. Pinkham's advice is free and all sick women are foolish if they do not ask for it. She speaks from the widest experience , and has helped multitudes of women. FORFEilT if e cannot forthwith produce the original letters and signatures of above testimonials , which will prove their absolute genuineness. L.ydiu X . I'inkham 3Ied. Co. , Lynn , Mass. Takinjj Him at His Word. "I didn't do it , your honor. " "But t\vo witnesses here say they saw you pick his pocket. " 'Til tell you how it was , judie. We were ou-the car coming home from the races. 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