Batho in Scanty Suits. A party of much-traveled men Avero returning one hot night last week from Manhattan beach .when the conversa tion turned to the salt water bathing customs of the countries they had vis ited. ited.An An Englishman told how the women of his native land took their dip apart from the men and clothod in hideous garments resembling nightgowns. A Frenchman described the bare legged frolics of the gay Parisian Women summering by the sea. An American explained how the sex es , absolutely unclothed , enter the wa ters of Japan , with nothing but bam boo rods to mark the more or less im aginary line dividing the men from the women. "Ah , " interposed the Englishman , "how immodest ! " "Yes , perhaps , " observed a Chris tianized Turk , who was of the party , "but in my country men and women do the same , except that each man and woman preserves modesty by wearing a white mask. " "Suppose , " said the American , "you should wish to bathe without the mask ? " "Ah , " replied the Turk , "you must wear the mask it is the bathing cos tume ! " Philadelphia Ilecord. A QUICK RECOVERY. Mrs. C. E. IJiiiiifrni-dner , a Rebecca Leader , AVritcs to Thank Doan's Kid ney Pills for It. Mrs. C. E. Bumgardner , a local offi cer of the Rebeccas of Topeka. Kan. , iioom lu , si : : Kansas avenue , writes : "I used Doan's Kidney Pills during the past year for kidney trou ble and kindred ail ments. I was suffer ing from pains in the back and headache * , but found after the use of one box of the remedy that the trou bles gradually disap peared so that before I had finished a sec ond package I was well. I therefore heartily endorse your remedy. " ( Signed ) MRS. C. E. BUMGARUXER. A I'UKE TRIAL , . Address Foster-Milmrn ! Co. . Buffalo. N. Y. For sale by nil dealers. Trice DO cents. Gaining a Ijittlc. The discouraged artist stood off from his latest work and viewed it with a gloomy face. "There's no use talking about it , " he said , morosely , "I can't paint as well as I did ten years ago. " ' 'Oh , yes. you can , " said the tired and honest friend to whom he made the confession. "It's only that your taste is improving. " An oncrrnvor of Odessa has engraved the entire Russian National Hymn upon n grain of corn , and recently he present ed the curiosity to the Czar. His mnje - ty has now fonvariled to him through the civil governor of Oil sn a gold watch and chain , with his thanks for carrying out such a laborious undertaking. * - - - - - - $85,500 in Gold Coin Will be paid in prizes to those com ing nearest at estimating the paid at tendance at the St. Louis World's Fair. The above amount is deposited with the Missouri Trust Company , as per the official receipt of the treasurer of that financial institution and publish ed in the schedule of prizes announced elsewhere in thi = ; paper. The World's Fair Contest Company , Dclmar and Adelaide avenues , St. Louis Mo. , are offering these prizes and there ! s no doubt of the cash being in bank to pay the lucky winners. The contest closes October 15th. Tracing the Records. joe p0 y0lir engagement with Miss Overton Is off , eh ? Fred You have said it.v Joe What was the trouble ? Fred She came into the parlor one evening as I was looking through the family Bible , and she got the idea into her cranium that I AV.IS rubbering to find out how old she was. To Boston and New England Via Michigan Central. "The Niagara Falls Route. " Through sleepers to "The Hub of the 1'niverse. " Chicago City Ticket Office , 319 Adams Street ; Central Station. 12th Street and Park Row : W. L. Wyand. N. W. Pass. Agt. , Pioneer Press building , St. Paul. Beibre the Bawl. " .Tu t you wait until your father comes home , " said an irate mother to her naughty offspring. "He'll make you dance. " dance.Vcll , " rejoined the incorrigible youth , "I suppose I'll see you at the bawl. " -.Tr * . vnnfrtenv's BoornHO STKOT fcr Children ] tcathinc ; notions tho eumj. reduce * inflaiuniuaon. al tart pain , cures wind colic. 35 o nu a bottl * . No Doubt True. Scribbles Say , 1 wonder who orig inated that ancient joke about the diffi culty of finding a woman's pocket ? Dribbles Oh. I guess it mus t have been .some poor jay who married an heir ess. BEST TEST "I have tried all kinds of waterproof clothing and have never found anything at any price to Compare with your Fish Brand for protection from all kinds of weather. " ( The name and address of the \vriter of this unsolicited letter may be had upon application. ) A. J. TOWER CO.The Sign of the F h Boston. U. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO. . LIMITED Toronto. Canada Makers of Warranted Wet Weather Clothing NOT TILL DAY IS OVER. Thou shalt not praise the day till night is fajling , However fair its dawn and noon may be ; Ofttimes at eventide come storms appalling , Setting the lightning and the thunder free. Thou shalt not blame the day till it is ending , Though It has brought thee flood and hurricane ; Full oft at nightfall comes deep peace , descending In sunset gold and roses , glorious gain. Praise each fair morn that calls thee up from sleeping , And through the hot day work with all thy might ; Then leave the evening hour in heaven's keeping , Which sent both winter cloud and summer light. Westminster Gazette , From German. J e * $ How the Old Man Outwitted Them , * * * * * - $ * E quiet brats ! Don't disturb I grandpa , " shouted Mrs. Oweii to a company of boisterous youngsters , who w ere evidently cele brating for a festive occasion with tarts and frolics. "Let them enjoy their childish pranks to-day , " said the kind-hearted grandpapa , smiling. "But they trample together the whole carpet , the beasts ! " screamed Mrs. Owen , on her uppermost treble , shoving and beating the youthful group out of the room. "What's the matter ? I've never be fore seen you so angry with , the chil dren , " said the old man. "Don't mind the chits. I know well enough how to manage them , if you'd only not interfere/ ' "Humph ! " muttered he. reflectively. Mr. Owen , who has here been inr.ro- duced as an old man living with his daughter-in-law , had recently been a wealthy dealer in real estate. Feeling , however , that the strain and turmoil of commercial life was acting injuri ously on his superannuated niTves. ho let himself be persuaded by Mr. Will- iam Owen , his son. and Mrs. Amelia Bay , his daughter , to retire from busi ness and make them a donation of ail his property. On tho very morning of help you may hare given us ? You ought to feel thankful to my kind hus band for taking off your lazy shoulders the burden of conducting your affairs , tor which you are mighty unfit , and enabling you to loaf about here to your heart's content you should be thank ful , I tell you , instead of grumbling and sulking all day long like an un natural parent that you are. An old man like you , already smelling of grave-lilies , should have more sense than that ! ' ! ' and with this she rushed out of the chamber. For full five minutes after her exit Mr. Owen stood motionless ; then he sank down upon a sofa. As if struck by a thunderbolt , his nerves protracted ( he vision of a furious woman ejecting flaming lava on his trembling heart For a time he knew not how long , but it seemed an ae he kept staring at the spot which she had occupied and his mind was utterly bewildered ; 1/ut gradually and slowly he collected himself and commenced to sift his confused ideas. If he remained pas sive , he feared he would soon be shown out of the house , even as King- Lear was. Yes ; his catastrophe was remarkably parallel to that of the King of Britain. His children were exactly Goneril and Regan ; but , mused ' ' , ! ' ; 'nvr' 'VVi\V ' 'I ' | lWViii'iH | ! Vgi , r | ' ' ! : ' ! HE WAS DRESSED IN A COSTLY NEW SUIT OF CLOTHES. the day on which the foregoing collo quy was held a notary public had ac knowledged the deed which Mr.'Owen , ns he was now complacently rocking his armchair , thought had freed Him , once and for all , from the apparently endless , exhausting labor attendant on maintaining and advancing the ropute of a modern large business house. Hav ing ever been treated by his children with high deference , and reposing en tire reliance in their sincere magnanim ity , and , as he fancied , thc-ir repeatedly tried filial devotion , he was certain of living henceforth as unconcernedly and happily as a dove , until , like the noisy river which may be traced to the tran quil rillet , his dizzy , restless life should expire in calm felicity and undisturbed meditation. These were his anticipations when the sullen , arrogant tones of his daugh ter-in-law's replies , contrasting with her former gentleness and lovingncss , surprised him disagreeably , and all at once he recollected the story of King Lear. TTis fanciful day-dreams van ished instantaneously , and , notwith standing his severe efforts to the con- tiary , thti appalling tale of that hap less monarch haunted him so dismally that he went and took from the household library that famous drama of the bard of Avon. Its perusal was scarcely calculated to serve as a sooth ing balm in his present situation , and he wished that it were yet morning and a certain act undone. Nor were his apprehensions to be unfulfilled. Day after day his chil dren's behavior became more and mort > gruff and imperious , while their con sorts reached an alarming degree. Coming one afternoon to the library for King Lear , which , recognizing the masterly insight of its author , he now read almost daily , he found the door locked. He inquired of Mrs. Owen what was the matter , saying he de sired the teagedy of King Lear. She returned crustily , "that she did not care to have the books dog-eared and lurred ; besides , " she continued sar castically , "he might spoil his eyes , If not also his mind , by reading so much. " "My mind must have been in dis order for quite a time , " rejoined he , bitterly , "since I made a certain deed of gift" "What ! Ingrate ! " Mrs. Owen burst out in a terrible rage. "Is this the way you reward me for tending your troublesome old person ? Is not our taking you Into the house and feeding you ample repayment for any paltry he , shivering , "I have no Cordelia ! " He could not therefore expect any counsel or suggestion from that book ; ho must think out his own course. After contemplating and pondering for half an hour , he seemed suddenly to have been pfllated. His countenance beamed up and hesarose with an ex piration which was at once a sigh and a smile ; his way lay open before him. "I've given the old man a pretty good scolding to-day , " said Mrs. Owen to her spouse on the following evening. "Did you ? " snufiled the dutiful son , languidly. "To be sure I did. He has grown unbearably morose and overbearing. I am minded to have him move out. ' ' At this moment the object of their discourse entered. He was dressed in a costly new suit of clothes , and on his lips fluttered a most benignant smile. "Dear children , " said he , sweetly , "I've hired an apartment , where I in tend to move to-night , and have come to say good-by. " "What ! " gasped the worthy couple , simultaneously ; "what's the matter ? " "Nothing is the matter. Only , I pre sume that the presence of tfn aged man like ine msut make young folks uncom fortable , and as Providence has morci- fully seen fit to provide me with the means , I propose not to intrude myself on you any further. " A thought flashed across Mrs. Owen's shrewd mind , which she imme diately whispered to her consort , and instantly they were both on their knees before the hoary fatherand , plunged into violent entreaties of pardon and promises of repentance. He listened with equanimity , and , after multiplied supplications and importunities , was prevailed on to stay , saying , however , with a wistful smile , that "if at any time they think they'd rather live without him , they have merely to say so , and he will depart with all his be longings. " When nearing the last few words Mrs. Owen nudged her husband , and then almost fell in a fainting fit , declaring it would henceforth be the business of her life to nurse and cheer her dear papa. Coming the next day on a visit to the Owen family , Mrs. Amelia Bay was informed by her sister-in-law of the proceedings of last night. "But I don't quite see the reason of your affecting such obsequious re spect for the dotard. " "You are simple-minded indeed. Where could he get money to buy such a suit of clothes and hire lodgings , had he not retained a large part of his property , and who knows but what it was the larger part ? His ledgers , vou know , were in a state of considerable confusion , and he might have kept some two or three hundred thous.'iml dollars without anybody knowing it. " From that time the Owens and the Bays vied with each other in obtain ing the good-will and , withal , the good possessions of old Mr. Owen. They deluged him with rare and precious presents , which he would put away nobody knew where ; but before long the sagacious Mrs. Owen guessed that he was placing them where he kept his treasure , and that ultimately It would all return to them. They conse quently began to bestow attentions on him with greater and greater fre quency , waiting for their restoration with more than compound interest. One day he asked for a sum of money which amounted to a moderate for tune. They hesitated , but Mrs. Owen affirmed that she observed he Avas waning from day to day , and as this was probably his last probation of them , they would forfeit all by declin ing to comply with the present re quest. Still Mr. Bay faltered , but tho Owens agreeing to give three-fourths of the sum , the father at last received the money , which went , as Mrs. Owen asserted , to the mysterious place M here he hoarded his vast treasures. Eight months have worn on since the incidents related above , when Mr. Owen's family are gathered near his death-bed. A gloomy hush reigns in the chamber , while all eyes are fixed on the cadaverous , grizzled head on the pillow , whose heavy , irregular in halation , like the tolling of a funeral knell , heralds the proximity of death. For some time previous , his unrest , together with brief. Indistinct exclama tions , has shown that his memory has been hovering amid the scenes of his past life. At length his countenance assumes a more placid aspect , his feverish tosing ceases , his inspiration ber-omes nearly inaudible , and it is evi dent that the worn man is lingeringly dying. Softly nearing the bedside. Mrs. Owen , having caught his luster- less eye. lisps in her gentlest notes : ' Dearest papa , haven't you , perhaps , something on your mind that you'd like to impart on such a moment , that your undoubted hopes of coming com fort and bliss have made you forgot something , for instance , touching a will ? " The half-dead features suddenly gleam up , the emigrant from the tem poral world , forcibly struggling a few steps back from the boundaries of dis solution , raises himself in bed , and even something very like a sad smile crosses his withered lips. "Tes ta ta incut , " stammers he , with his last breath , "testament at at Mr. Du Duban's. " Mrs. Owen , highly displeased that the testament should be in a stran ger's iiands , although Mr. Duban is an old friend of the Owens , makes a wry face ; but it is of no ue protesting , for old Mr. Owen is de d. Hardly , however , had the corpse grown cold , when both pious couples hurried away to Mr. Duban's. "To what happy luck , " met them that gentleman , "am I indebted for the pleasure of receiving such worthy guests ? I hope my good old comrade is better ? " "We have come for his will , " vociferated the flushed Ers. Owen. "Our loved father has departed this morning , " said Mrs. Bay. "Mr. Owen dead ! And you here about the will so soon ! " "We'll hear a sermon next Sunday , but now we demand our father's testa ment , " Mrs. Owen said impatiently. Without another word , Mr. Duban fetched a large sealed envelope and , with the concurrence of his vistors , unclosing it , took out a neatly folded sheet of paper in which ho read ns fol lows : "In the name of God , A-inen ! "I deem it unnecessary to proceed [ p the legal style of a last will and testament , as what I have to bestow will probably be accounted of cheap value by the legatees ; it is no more , indeed , than dearly bought advice , rhe best mode for impressing and em phasizing this advice is , I think , by [ elating the circumstances by which I acquired it myself. When I perceived that my children were getting tired of me and disposed to treat me harshly , [ resigned myself to the Most Merci ful , humbly and devoutly imploring Him to protect and direct me in my helpless old age. While thus praying sue midday with more than usual fer vor , because I had just undergone a jreat indignity , I was suddenly struck by an excellent idea at the time I thought it an apocalypse. Obeying the lieavcn-sont counsel , I borrowed a hun dred dollars from a crony of mine , Mr. Duban , and purchased a handsome suit 3f clothes and prepared to move out , thus making my daughter-in-law be- icve that the poor old sugar-maple was lot yet thoroughly drained. Thanks to lieaven , the plan succeeded perfectly ; [ was not only respected and afforded svery enjoyment , but was showered \vitli sums of money and other gifts sll of which I have bequeathed on the nome for Old Men. "The moral of my tale is a warning to everybody , never to part with his estate while the soul yet keep the body. Pardoning my children and their spouses for whatever offenses they have committed against me , and be stowing on them my warmest bless ings , I remain , their affectionate father , N. OWEN. " Followed by Mr. Duban's leerlnj glances and smart chuckle , the disap pointed company went back silently and demurely to the Owen mansion. On gaining which , Mrs. Owen heaved i deep sigh and ejaculated : "What a cunning old fox it wasl" rhe Hearthstone. NERVES CURED ON THE SEA. Work That Helps the Sufferer on Board the Small Cruiser. For nervous vpeople or people who suffer from nervous dyspepsia or ex haustion there is no other kind of life which compares with that aboard the small cruiser , Avhere the sufferer must do some of the work about deck. But there must be real work , not just lend ing a hand on a line here and there. Many things are to be borne In mind by the amateur sailor when he de cides to live for a time aboard a ves sel as "owner and master. " First of all , he must be philosophical. He must not take a birdlike life too seriously. Accidents and maritime dangers , such as storms and collisions , must be look ed out for , but not made into a night mare to worry him. He must carry away gear and perhaps a stick or two now and then without getting on his nerves. There is little danger in bad weather if he uses ordinary judgment in shortening sail and he must rein em ber that only lunatics or worse carry much sail in heavy squalls. His craft , will be quite uncapsizable under the conditions she was designed to under go. If he wishes 10 nave a craft that will carry all sail in a black squall 01 a topsail in a gale he should get ashore and join the rocking chair fleet. There he may indulge in problems of metacentric height to his heart's con tent without danger to himself or companions. Neither should he be too particular in regard to his personal habits. lie should board the craft with the spirit he had when he went on his first pic nic and be ready to live in plain style. This warning will be appreciated after 'an ' expensive steward brings him in his first meal or two. Canned goods need not be served aboard yachts cruising in the waters along the coast. He is a poor steward who cannot furnish fresh beef , chops and steaks , to say nothing of all kinds of fish , at a moderate expense. Then , with rice , macaroni , hominy and some of the numerous prepared foods , ho will have a necessary variety without opening his tins. They should be re served for necessity when the market has failed. With proper'stowing a vast amount of good food may be taken aboard and kept out of sight , yet always easy of access. Boston Jouranl. ± or Infants and Children. Tie Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Miss Whittaker , a prominent club woman of Savannah , Ga.,1 tells how she was entirely cured of ovarian troubles by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. DEAR MRS. PTN-KHAM : I heartily recommend JLydia E. Pinkham's "Vegetable Compound as a Uterine Tonic and Regulator. I suffered for four years with irregularities and Uterine troubles. 2 o one but those who have experienced this dreadful agony can form any idea of the physi cal and mental misery those endure who are thus afflicted. Your Vege table Compound cured me within three months. I was fully restored to health and strength , and now my periods are regular and painless. \Vhat a blessing it is to be able to obtain such a remedy when so many doctors fail to help vou. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is better than any doctor or medicine I ever had. Very truly yours , Miss EASY T IIITTAKEK , GO-i 39th St. , W. Savannah , Ga. " $5000 forfeit If original of above letter proving genuineness cannot be produced. The testimonials which we are constantly publishing from , grateful women prove beyond a doubt the power of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to conquer female diseases , SA I.K 1'ino farm. ICO aires. price $000 ; Foil iioo. J > aluiu : < > tenear . K.I' . iluiv l > hy. Ci 1. Kiiiisas. OLD VIRGINIA FARMS catalogue. Uock.ulnj , Ca . Co. . liichmond. V , If afflicted wiih - ' Si- W ! l' LtfU B sore Fyes , use S. C. X. U. Xo. iJS * BEGGS' BLOOD POR1FIEU CURES catarrh oi the stomach. CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Best Cousrh Syrup. Tastes Good. Use In time. Sold.br druggists. IT ! 'Ctt Waillpiy $85 , 500. 00 ill prizes to those who can estimate nearest to tho totil pai ! itten lr-c jt the f.re-tSt Lnuia TVorlil s Kjir. Til s Fair opened April 30 , 1'JOt , and w < ll close Deremljer 1 1001 Tlie pan ! alli iite 01 oj ( MUIIR il i , WdS IJj 7 i pei > plo , during 3 < iy the paid attcnJmce wns 542 o S , during June ] ,2S.Su ! , < lurinJuIj 1 all " I jn jou estimate lue number of people ho mil pay admission during the entire Fair * TO T E-2 O 8 E WHO NEAREST FIRST PRIZE $25,000 = 00 SECOND PRIZE $10,000,00 THSRB PRIZE $5,000.00 0 r prizes are the largest e\er offered In any contest , and are dmded as follows- To the neircst cstirmte . ? 25.000.00 To tho r.cit 20 nearest estimates , J100 each 2 CCO.Of. To the second neurebt estimate . 1U.X/0.00 To the next 50 nearest estimates f. jlcvh 2. . ' . < JOW. To tlio third nearest estimate . 5,00000 To the next 100 nearest estimates , i'JOciirli WjOO.OQ Totho fourth neircst estimate . 2.5TI0.20 Tothoneit2iiOncirtst < . .itinintts10ei 2.WOH ) To tho Ilfth nearest c timnte . I JOO.IO To then * t5 < i < ) nctrest estimates , Jjeich i."X ( ( | ( fl lotliesixth nearest estimate . 1.0XMO To the next l.WO ncirest estimates , 41 e.ch ] . ( MM < } To tho next 10 nearest estimates , S'JUO each . Supplementary prizes 2 J.X'JM1 ( Total SEXI > IX YOUU r.STIMAYES AT OXCK. Xot an estimate will ho considered that is receited in our offiro after October 11 , 1904. For each estimate we send jou a separate cncra ed and numbered certiticnte with > our estimate thereon. The corresponding coupons of theso certificates arc deposited at the tiiuo jour estimates are uade , and can be handled cnlylij tho ComimUeu on Awards , after the coutf.it clojoi. 1 Certificato Yiill cost . 13 c nts. 6 Certificates will cost . j 1 ( fl 12 Certificates will cost . 2 00 20 Certificates will cost . 3.00 40 Certificates will cost . b.W 100 Certificates will cost . l..M IIAJO CorUScatcs will cost . 123.00 Each certificate entitles you to an estimate You can estimate as often as you wish. SEXD IV YOl'K K TI.MATCS WITH YOI'K KKJIITT VNCE. . As soon as received. will immediately tnato out Jour coitificatuj and send them to JQJ to b retained l > j j'ou until tho Fair is o\cr. Remember you are to estimate the na . - ofpfoplevrho will pay admii&ion to the grounds during the entire Fur Tliii Ai-es not Include an } frre pj"es whutfter lit order to help j. n est.mnte. we will state that the totalpinl atiend.inre at CAPITAL 82.000.COO. t. LooJa. Ho. , Hay 20. 1903. Chicago World's Fair was 21 4 > III , nt the I'an-Vmeriraii Lx- This certifies that The World's Fair Contest Com positiun 0,300Si'J , and at the Umah.i Imposition 1,7 pany , incorporated , ha this dav deposited vruh this company $ < 5O09.OO in gold * tor tho poymesi SOW of tbo awards in Ita contcit on tbo total paid attend nnco at the Louisiana Pur We can not touch this prize money It is heM li > th chase Exposition. 1001. and Missouri Trust Co for no other purpose than to p y the e prizri that acid deposit is held In as soon as the committee on awards drr.ire tl e sucressfnlcun- trust by this company to bo TEEASUEEIjl te'tdntThi cummittee hain Interest nhite\ in tho cou- paid by it to sach sccccaafal t -st. and is made up of prominent busmess n-.cn who hiv contestants as the committee lilseonri Trust Co. [ agreed to avrnr'l the prizes , an l jour estimates are turned ; er on nwarda may direct. of St. Lonls. f to this cm nut tee Lef re the Fair clan , insuring allolute fair- ce ; toeM.ry one interested. OCTOBHU 15TK positively LAST WAY. Jfot a penny will be accepted or an cstlnjat" counted after that date. OXI.Y A rr\V RAY * K CM AIX. Don't suhjtrt > uarself to a life long regret bj faiiinz to cnt < this remarkiM contest Oi.ly asmallarnountin estodinour estimating certiH-rttes may menu tlut an independent fortLi.e is jourslrlte Today. Remit by express order , postal note or registered letter. Don t send personal chocks. THE WORLD'S FAIR CONTEST CO. , D ar and Adelaide Aves. , ST. LOUIS , MO. OCTOBEU 15TU LA.ST 1 > AY. Don't forfct that jou must enter the contest tefore that date or not at all. 1 Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year. THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE CANDY CATHARTIC lOc. AH SSe. 50c/ BEST FOR THE BOWELS