Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, February 11, 1904, Image 7

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    Mrs. Elizabeth H. Thompson , !
of Liliydale , N.Y. , Grand Worthy
Wise Templar , and Member of
W.C.T.U. , tells'how she recov
ered by the use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"DEAR Mus. PIXKHAM : I am one
of the" many of your grateful friends
tvho have been cured through the use
of I ydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound , and who can to-day
thank you for the fine health , I enjoy.
When I was thirty-five years old , I
suffered severe backache and frequent
bearing-down pains ; in fact , I had
womb trouble I was very anxious to
pet well , and reading1 of the cures your
Compound hud made , I decided to try
It. I took only six bottlcsbut it built mo
up andcurcd me entirely of my troubles.
" My family and relatives were
naturally as gratified as I was. My
niece had heart trouble and nervous
prostration , and was considered incur-
tible. She took your Vegetable Com
pound and it cured her in a short time ,
nnd she became well and strong1 , and
her home to her great joy and her hus
band's delight was blessed with a baby.
I know of a number of others who
have been cured of different kinds of
female trouble , and am satisfied that
your Compound is the best medicine
for sick womtn. " Mr.s. ELIZABETH n.
THOMPSON. Box 10" , Liliydale. N.Y.
$5000forfeit if orHnal of above letter prating
fcnuineness cannot be produced.
An Kua Tester Free ,
\\ith an inc ; : ! > : itor ; md brooder
catalogue , containing union' ; much other
raluable nnd interesting information a
wlored plate , showing by eighteen views
Hie development of the chick in the shell ,
tree , by sending to GEO. C. STAHL ,
Ouiney. 111. , four cents to pay for postage
Ind packing.
Ever Grown.
Xone bettor and none so
lowin price. Ic per pkt.
and uprostpaid. Finest
illustrated catnlogtie ever
printed sent FREE. Eugrav-
k of e * er > * vantty - A great
lot of estra plies , of seeds. new
, presented free with every
order. Some sorts onions only 53o
per ' ° - Other se equally low.
X0 years a , seed grower and dealer
and all customers satisfied. No old
iSf seeds. Xew. fresh and reliable every
, r. Write for bi FREE catalogue
.SHUMTO.Rookford.liL
FOR WOW1EN J
A Boston physician's dis
covery which cleanses and
heals all inflammation of the mucous
membrane wherever located.
In local treatment of female ills Pax-
tine is invaluable. Used as a douche it
is a revelation in cleansing and healing
power ; it kills all disease germs which
cause inflammation and discharges.
Thousands of letters from , -women
prove that it Is the greatest cure lor
leiicorrhoaa ever discovered.
Paxtine never fails to cure pelvic
catarrh , nasal catarrh , sore throat , sore
mouth and sore eyes , because these
diseases are all caused by inflammation
of the mucous membrane.
For cleansing , wli tcniiiff and pre
serving the ter th ivo challenge the
world to produce its equal.
Physicians and specialists everywhere
prescribe and endorse Paxtine , andthou
sandsoftestimoniallettersprpveits value.
At druggists , or sent postpaid 50 cts.
A large trial package nnd boolc of
instructions absolutely free. "Write
The E. Paxtoa Co. . Dept. 6 Boston , Mass.
Farm hands in Norway receive $40
lo $50 a year.
In New York city schools 3,000
children have trachoma.
Pride shows many men how to keep
in the straight path.
All women have their troubles
according to their own whims.
In 1870 the German people barely
exceeded 40,000,000 : in 1885 , they
barl risen to nearly 47,000.000 , and in
3900 the censjs returns gave
66,345.014.
Some women f , ruy Uielr tusie in
diess is close to perfection.
The man of deeds has little time to
waste on words.
The shortest road the world tra-
els is tne road to the poor house.
Generally it's the man who takes
the cold bath every winter morning
that kicks because he doesn't live
an the topics.
The Gospel of another-life gives
new life to this one
This life may be for our passage but
it is not our port.
Men who imagine they are great
like to declare they are modest.
To a woman there comes the time
when she fails to recall the past.
It is bard to detect the man who is
elated by position.
British shipping has increased
seven times faster than the popula
tion ever since the icpeal of the
British navigation laws in 1819.
The first complete manuscript of
the Old Testament was finished in
430 B. C. ,
It" was translated into Saxon in
637 A. D. , and into English in 1534.
Strong is the man who knows bis
weakness
_ Th re are but phew people in this
wolrd undeiatcd.
Honesty iz the only aristokrasy
that I acknowledge : an honest man
iz" alwus a well bred man and a
gentleman.
Politeness iz not only the most
pow rful but the cheapest argument
1 kno ov.
Thare iz now and then a person to
whom sosiety owes menny oblagtons ,
but. . in > .st pejple owe all thare iz ov
them tew sosiety.
If yu pull the sting out ov a hornet
biz moral power iz gone in a minit.
Mostov the happiness in this world
konsists in possessing what others
kao'tgit.
Gratitude Well Expressed.
Sault Ste. Marie , Micb. , Feb. Stli.
Mr. C. L. Smith , painter and decorator ,
whose homo is sit 309 Anne street , this
city , makes the following statement :
"I was laid tip with some kind of
pains. Some said it was Lumbago , oth
ers Sciatica , and other again Rheiima
tism. A few of my friends suggestei :
that it was load poison , but whatever
it was it gave me a great deal of pain
in fact , almost completely crippled me.
I bad to use two canes to Avalk about
and even then it was a very painfu
task.
'A friend advised rne to try Dodd's
Kidney Pills and I began the treat
ment. After I bad used the iirst box
I Avas able to throw away one of th (
canes si ml was considerably improved
The second box straightened me up so
that I coald go about free from paiu
without any assistance and very sooi ;
after I was completely cured , well anc
happy , without a pain or an ache.
Dodd's Kidney Pills seemed to go righl
to the spot in my case and they wil !
always have my greatest praise. "
The more wrinkles I kan see in a
m : n's face the better I like it , provi
ded a smile lays in each OQO ov tut
gutters.
For Infants and Children.
[ he Kind You Have Always Bough )
Bears the
Signature
The philosophers tell us thai
"natur abhors a vacum. " lhisa- :
kuunts for the sawdust in sum inen'j
beds.
Mrs. Winelow's SOOTHING SYRUP for r nil
drn teething , softens the sums , reduces in ia
matlon , allayspiim cures colic. Piice25o botth
We are all ov us willing tew di
vide our sorrows pmung our'nabors ,
but our plezzures we are more stingj
with.
I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption for Asthma. It has given mi
great relief. W. L. Wood , Farmersburg
lud. . Sept. S , 3001.
Sages and plio ls are' the only twj
kinds ov people that the world kai
afford tesv liv in solitude.
PUTNAM FADELESS DVBS coloi
more soods. ppr paoka p. than others.
The work of installing the exhibit !
in the great world's fair exhibit
palaces has begun.
Tbe replica of Beauvoir , Jeffersoq
Davis' old home is nearing comple
tion at the wnrld's fair. The his
toric structure will be Mississisipp
state pjvilioa at the exposition.
They who love tue world find I1
hard to leave the world.
Men who have to condescend 1 }
worship will never climb to heaver }
The men for public trust aie thi
men who can be trusted in privatq
Praise on the tombstone d IBS no
scratch out baish words in the life.
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE
CATHARTIC
BEST BOWELS
OUE BUDGET 01 FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DOINGS -
INGS HERE AND THERE ,
Jokes and Jokelets that Are Supposed
to Have Been Recently Born Sayings
and Doiiigb that Are Old , Curious and
Laughable The Week's Humor.
Mrs. De Flat Have you anything
new in folding beds ?
Dealer Only this , madam , and ii
really is quite a success. On arising
In the morning you touch a spring , and
it turns into a washsrnnd and bath
tul ) . After your bath you touch an
other spring , and it becomes a dress
ing case , with a French plate mirror
If you breakfast in your room , a sligh
pressure will 'transform it into an ex
tension table. After breakfast , yo
press these three buttons at once , an
you have an upright piano. That's a
it will do , except that when you die i
can be changed into a rosewood coIHn.
Exchange.
Same < > 1d Grind.
Gyer Gotrox used to make hay an
water stock on a New England fan
when he was a boy.
Myer What's he doing now ?
Gycr The same thing in Wa
street.
To Be Sure.
Mrs. Parvenue Why didn't yo
come v 'ien I rang ?
The Butler Because I didn't hea
the bell , ma'am.
Mrs. Parveuue After this when
ring and you don't hear the bell com
and tell me so.
Hia Account Book.
A firm of masons in an Irish tow )
employ a hod carrier whose uove
method of keeping account of his tim
was brought to light lately by a quec
circumstance. He went one evening b
his employer's home with the sad in
telligence that he had lost his accoun
book. He said that the pigs had un
fortunately got in and eaten it up.
"What sort of an account book di |
you keep ? " asked his employer.
"Why , I had an empty barrel , am
when I worked a whole day I put in j
potato , and when half a day half
potato , and the pigs ate them all en
tirely. " Pearson's Weekly.
A Boston intellectual.
Hunter You look pleased abou
something , Dumley.
Dumley I have reason to. I've jus
thought of a jolly good answer to j
conundrum. If I could only think o
a conundrum to fit it , by George ,
believe I'd send it to the papers. Bos
ton Transcript.
The Popular Actress.
"Dolly Footlights , the soubrette , ce.
ebrated her silver wedding yesterday.
"What ? She's not old enough t
have been married twenty-five years.
"Oh , certainly not. She was marrie
for the twenty-fifth time yesterday. "
Philadelphia Press.
Dravrinsr the Line.
American Duchess There is a re
port current that you married me foj
my money.
English Duke Well , I hope you wil
not contradict it.
American Duchess Why not , pray1
English Duke I don't want mj
friends to think I'm a hopeless idiot
Of Course.
Little Girl Do you stutter all thi
time ?
Little Boy N-n-n-n-no , only when '
talk.
A 'Rnrjjaln.
Mrs. Hittle You don't mean tha
Mary Elder is married at last ! Whj
slie must be forty at least !
Mrs. Twist The man she marrie )
got her at a bargain. She was marks
down to tnirty-five Boston. . Transcript
En ouch Said.
"She ain't at home ser , " saldi the
maid , returning from the floor abov <
, "Are you sure of that ? " demanda
Mr. De Trop suspiciously.
"Faith , Oi am not , but she seems t
be. " Philadelphia Press.
Not a Good Turn.
"If I ran against § 10,000 It
turn my head. "
"I ran against $10,000 once and }
came near turning my head all tb
way around. "
"You don't say ? "
"Yes , it was in the shape of a tonj
ing car and it twisted my neck. "
CAUGHT BY THE GRIP.
RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA.
>
" The world of
medicine recognizes
Grip as epidemic
catarrh. "
Medical Talk.
GRIPPE is epidemic catarrh. It
spares no class or nationality. The
cultured and the ignorant , the aristo
crat and the pauper , the masses and the
classes are alike subject to la grippe.
None are exempt all are liable.
llave yon the grip ? Or , lather , ! iis
the grip got yon ? Grip is well named.
The original French term , la grippe , lias
been shortened by the busy American to
read "grip. " Without intending to dose
so a new word has been coined that ex
actly describes the case. As if som >
hideous giant with awful Grip had
clutched ns in its fatal " ! -isp. Men.
women , children , whole towns and cities
The Hist electrical railway was
that of Siemens , at Berlin , in 1879.
Within six months 120 uew com
panies nave been incorporated whose
stock aggregates 51,500,000,000.
Durinu the last three years twenty -
two millionaires have died in Eng
land. Their average age was 75
yeais.
Women are forbidden to be employ
ed as barmaids or in liquor stores
in any capacity by the Bengal legis
lative council.
Motlier Gray's Swwt Powders for Chil
dren.
SncceesfnUy used by Mother Gray , nurse in
Children's Home in New Yornnre 'on-
siipntioii. Fev"-i < .hnei . Had -tnmnch , Tee-h
int ; Disorders , m > ve and regulate the Bowels
and destroy \ \ .ma Ovr 30,0'n ' Vstimoniftls
At nil driig is s. 25c Cample FREE. Address
A. S Olnihtenci , L-Koy , N. Y.
A FRIENDLY TIP
Married man "Noo married yet ? "
Old Chum "No , I'm not. "
Manied Man "Now see here old
bov , timps are changing mighty fast.
You take my advice and marry , be
fore women get any more emancipa
ted than they are already "
NOT SURPRISED
Prof. Lon < > hair "Statistics show
" of sni-
that Germany"s proportion -
cldes is larger than that of any other
Euri'penn country. "
M > s Gotham "I don't wonder.
It must be awxfullv wearing to have
to think in German. "
How's This ?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Keward foi
any case of Catarrh that cannot ; be cured by
Uall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Props. , Toledo , O.
We , the timletfclfrned , have known F.J.Cheney
for the last is years , and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and finan
cially able to carry out any obligations made by
their lirin.
"Wes.t & TruaxV'holeale Druggists. Toledo , O.
Waldinit. Kinnan & Marvin , "wholesale Drug
gists , Toieilo. Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally , actinp
dhectly upon Jsp blood and mucous surfaces of
the system , i'rico T.'XJ. per bottle. Sokl by all
Drtipgiits. Testimonials free.
Hall's Fauiilv pills arc > lie best.
Thare are a grata menny hot
traveling around li.ose , but no one
ever saw one yet
MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment :
is a posit rrt : cure for Piles.
Take all the pbools and the good
Ink out of this world and it would
bother menny ov us tew git a Iving.
's Eye Water
Tnaie iz az mutch differ nee be-
: ween wit and humor aa tbare iz be
tween the lie and the essence of
peppermint.
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH
SYPl TP cures coughs and colds.
N. N. U. 8ft7. . YORK NEBR
nre caught in the baneful grip of a ter
rible nioiistt-r.
Tlie following letters speak for them
selves as to the elliracy of Porutia in
cases of Ifi grippe or its after effects.
After Effects of La Grippe Eradicated
by Pe-ru-na.
Mrs. Fred Weinberger , Westerlo , Al
bany County , X. Y. , writes :
"Several years ago 1 had an attack of
la grippe which left my nerves iu a pros
trated condition. Then I had another
attack of la grippe which left im * worse.
I hsi'J Tried ihrfe uood physicians but
all in van T jrav ? Perumi trial , lii
From Ijiverpool to Yokohama by
the trans-Canada route will be only
9,830 miles. Hy New York and San
Francisco it is 12 000 miles.
Swallows fly Jew oefure rain be
cause the insects they pursue are
then nearer the ground to avoid the
moisture in the upper air.
The population of London has in
creased 11 per cent in fourteen years.
It is estimated chat every man
walks two miles a dayif only stirring
about his room nr office.
HE SAW
Editor "Great Scott ! " I'll be
ruined ! Why did you buy all those
drv uo ids ? "
Wife "Do you see that thing in
your paper ? "
"See wna ? "
"This paragraph about fool women
spending all day shopping without
buying anything. I'd have you kno .v
that 1 am not one cf those fool
women , no , indeed. " 4
Moravian Barley and Speltz.
Two great cereals makes growing nnd
fattening hogs and cattle possible in Da
kota , Montana , Idaho , Colorado , yes , ev
erywhere , and add to above Salzer's Bill
ion Dollar Grass , Teosinte , which pro-
dnct" < SO tons of green fodder per acre.
SalEarliest Cane , Snlzer's GO Day
Oats' and a hundred of other rare farm
seeds that he offers.
JUST CUT THIS OUT AND RE
TURN IT
with lOo in stamps to the John A. Sal-
zer Seed Co. , La Crosse. Wis. . and get
their big catalogue and lots of farm seed
samples. ( C. N. U. )
THE OLD MiN3' ADVICE
H > "If you don't intend to break
vour engayeuient with me , why do
you allow young JRichtnann to make
you such valuable presents ? "
She "My father acivised me so
accept them. "
"He did ? Why ? "
"He said that if I married you
they might come handy on rent
days. "
Russia's building at the world's
fair will cover an area 84 by 100 feet.
A tower 100 feet high will be a feat
ure. The building will stan-3 in the
foreign section , east of the adminis
tration huilding.
Millions of Veiretablcs.
When the editor read 10.000 plants for
16c , he could hardly believe it , but upon
second rending finds that the John A.
Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , than
whop there are no more reliable and ex
tensive seed jrro\vers in the world , makes
this offer. This great offer is made to
get yea to test Saker's Warranted Veg
etable Seeds.
They will send jou their big plant nnd
seed catalogue , together with enough
seed to grow
1.000 fine , solid Cabbages ,
2,000 delicious Carrots ,
2,000 blanching , nutty Celery ,
2,000 rich , buttery Lettuce ,
1,000 splendid Onions ,
1,000 rare , luscious Radishes ,
1,000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
ALL FOR BUT ItJc POSTAGE ,
previdini : you will return this notice , and
if yea will send them 20c ia postage ,
'tbey wiM add t the abore a package of
the Canons Berfiner Caufiflawer. CC.N.Tf.l
n .short time 1 was feeling better and
now I am as well as anyone. " Mrs.
Fred Weinberger.
Hon. James R. Guill of Omaha.
lion. James R. Guill is one or the
oldest and most esteemed men of Omaha ,
Neb. He has done much to make it
what it is , serving on public boards a
number of times. He endorses Peruna
in the following words :
" 1 am < JS years old , am hale and
hearty , and Peruna has helped me attain
it. Two years ago I had la grippe my
life was despaired of. Peruna saved
me. " J. R. Guill.
A Relative of Abraham Lincoln.
Mr. Silas S. Lincoln , who resides at
1)13 I. street N. W. , Washington , D. C. ,
has the honor of being third cousin to
Abraham Lincoln. He writes :
" 1 had la grippe five times before
using your medicine. Four years ago I
bognn the use of Peruna. since which
time 1 have not been troubled with that
disease. I can now do a.s much work at
my desk as I ever could in my life. I
have gained more than ten pounds in
weight. " S. S. Lincoln.
Pe-ru-na Not Only Cured La Grippe but
Benefited the Whole System.
Miss Alice M. Dressier , 131o N. Bry
ant Ave. . Minneapolis. Minn. , writes :
"Last spring 1 suffered from la grippe
and was partially cured , but the bad
after effects remained through the sum
mer and somehow 1 did not get stroug
as 1 was before. One of my college
friends who was visiting me asked mej
to try Peruna and 1 did so and found
it all and more than I had expected. It
not only cured me of the catarrh , but
restored me to perfect h altli , built up
the entire system and brought a happy
feeling of buoyancy which I had not
known for years. " Alice M. Dressier.
An Actress * Testimonial.
Miss Jean Cowgill , Clriswotd Opera
House , Troy. N. Y. . is the leading lady
with the Aubrey Stock Co. She writes
the following :
"During the past winter of 1901 , I
suffered for several weeks from a severe
attack of grippe , which left a serious
catarrhal condition of the tiiroat and
head.
"Some one suggest d Peruua. As a
last report , after wasting much time
and money on physicians , 1 tried the
remedy faithfully , and in a few weeks
was as well as ever. " Jean Cowgill.
A Southern Judge Cured.
Judge Horatio J. Goss , Hartwell , Ga. ,
writes :
"Some five or six years ago I had a
very severe spell of grippe , which left
me with sv.stemic ' catarrh. A friend
advibed me 'to try your I'eruna , which 1
did. and was immediately benefited and
cured. The third bottle completed the
cure. " H. J. Goss.
If you do not derive prompt nnd satis
factory results r'rom the use of Peruua ,
write at once to Dr. Hart man. giving a
full statemenc \ > t your case , and he will
lie pleased to give you his valuable ad-
\ice gratis.
Addres ? Dr. Hartnian President of
The Hartmac Sanitarium Columbus. O.
In an exhibit that reached the
World's fair recently from Idaho
were some potates of unusual size.
Many weighed over four pounds each
and it required only from .1 dozen
to lifteeo to till a bushel measure.
These potatoes may be seen in the
Idaho section in the palace of agri
culture.
See no evil , sppak no evil , hear no
evil
L'lts of men , like bad mucilage ,
stick to nothing.
The FREE Homestead Lands ol
Star Attractions
for 1904
J illlonsof arresof magnificent Grain
and Grazing Lands to be bad an a fre
gift , or by purchase from Kailtraj
Companies , Laud Corporatlons.etc.
Great Attractions
GoodCropn , dellchtfal dlsiate.
plencllil wcliool y tem , perfecl
oclul condltlcini , exceptional
railway ncl van togo , and xvenltk
and iifllnencc acquired easily.
The population of "WE.VTEICJJ
AXAJIA Incrcaed 128.0CO by Imml
eratloilurlnp the p& tjearOTerWOT
being Ainericanc.
Write to the nearest antborlzH
Panotlian GovernroentAtrentfor Can *
dlan Atlao and other Information : ot
n.ldress SUI'EKIXTENDENT UlMiaHA
Tiox. OTTAWA .CASADA.
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JONES B1NGHAMTON. N. X
Pat Up in Collapsible Tubes.
A Substitute for and Superior to Mcstard or an ?
orhor plnster , and will not blister the xnoet delicaU
ekin. The pain allaringandcuratiTO qualities of thii
rticle are wonderful. It vril ) < no.i tba tocthoohe
once , and reliere headache nnd sciatica.
vVe recommend it as the best nnd safest external
connter-irritaut known , also as an external remedy foa
pains in the chest and stomach and all iheumaU *
necnilcic and coaty complaints.
A trial will prore what we claim for it. and It will b
found to be inraiaable in the household. Many peopls
tay "It is the best of all yonr preparations. "
Price 15 cents , at all druggists , or other dealers , or b >
pending this amount to ns in poetaseetaops , wewilj
end yea a t ibe by mail.
No article should be accepted by tha publlo unless th
oama carries oar label , an oth'enrise It is not Benuin * .
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17 State Street. New York Cltv.