Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, February 11, 1904, Image 2

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    THE VALENTINE DEMOCRA
I. 1. BICE , Publisher.
TALENT1NE , NEBRASKA
Stlf-indulgeoce is the secret of i :
fllgence.
It Is folly to boast of your frill
before you have built your foundatio
Manchuria and Korea gone ar
more broken China to be picked up b
Core long.
There were only nineteen deaths dr
to football this seasjn. The huntii ]
record beats that all to pieces.
Mr. Carnegie says that he pities tt
son of ; a rich man. One is inclined 1
feel sometimes that Mr. Carnegie co
aggerates the joys of poverty.
A Pliiladelphla horse put his fee
Into his mouth and it took a crow
of veterinaries to untangle him. L <
this be a terrible warning to you.
One of the questions that agitate
the man in the street is whether ar
negation of Panama would bring dow :
the price of his next summer's hat.
A New York preacher became th
father of triplets a few days ago. I
he can go on preaching peace on eart
HOW It will have to be admitted tha
he's a wonder.
"Killed , 3,554 ; wounded , 45,477. '
Tltte Is not the report of a great battle
tlo , but the report of the United States
Interstate commerce commission on th <
Injuries inllictcd by our railroads fo ;
the fiscal year ended June 30 last.
Appendlcular surgery is passing int <
history. Nearly everybody who car
afford to have the malady has paid th <
bill and the rest of mankind get alonj
very well with ordinary prudence ii
observance of the laws of digestion.
W. K. Vanderbilt thinks the sal
nrles of preachers should be reduced
Mr. Vanderbilt seems to be rather un
grateful. A preacher did him quite a
favor when he wanted to get married
awhile ago and the laws of the Church
of England almost thwarted him.
To fish is to prevaricate. The rule
la invariable. If Izaak Walton pre
sents an apparent exception it must
be remembered that he was in reality
but little of a fisherman despite the
clamor of the fraternity which would
push him forward as its chiefest ex
emplar.
A partially demented man in Maine
has had his head completely cleared
by a sounding thump on the skull.
This case ought to be thoroughly in
vestigated , for if such treatment is of
universal applicability , then every city
In the land should proceed at once to
elect or have appointed an official
Seventeen thousand new words , or
new meanings of old words , appear in
the revised edition of a dictionary of
the ISnglish language. These were se
lected from half a million words and
definitions that had corue into use
since the dictionary was first printed ,
only ten years ago. The language , In
spite of Its antiquity , does not seem
to be threatened with senile decay.
t Events have not justified the proph
ecy of those who said a few years ago
that bicycle riding was merely a fad
and would soon lose its popularity.
It was the fad of a few , to be sure ,
but the bicycle has proved itself so
useful that It has been adopted as a
business vehicle in the city as well as
In the country. Last year more than
plx bandred thousand bicycles were
sold In the United States ; and In
B ranee more than twice as many bicy
cles were ridden as In 1898.
Of some 9,000 members of religious
orders expelled from Prance , It is es
timated that 6,100 have settled in
England , 1,100 have gone to Canada
and 1,800 have entered the United
States. The number of men and wo
men who have settled in England is
about equal ; of those who have gone
to Canada the women are in the ma
jority , while those who have settled
to the United States are nearly all
men. It Is estimated that nearly J22.-
000,000 has been taken into England
by these religions , while the sum of
10,000,000 has come to the United
States and Canada.
A New York doctor gives a formula
for a paste that dissolves the hair on
E man's face and gives him a shave
without a razor. Some fear * is felt
that it may take the face , too , but
what does a man care for that who has
tried to shave with an old razor that
would draw tears from a face of
stone ?
Competent American girls are In de-
man In the Philippines. A business
man who lately returned from Manila
eaya that the supply of well-trained
stenographers and typewriters Is not
uearly equal to the demand , although
wnses are considerably higher than
ID the United States. Women of many
nationalities are constantly arriving in
K alanila , but American girls are scarce.
Englishwomen outnumber them four
to one , and now hold the best positions ,
Although nearly all the "want ads" end
frith , "American girl preferred. "
i
Along with the expressions of alarm
* ver the terribly high percentage of
urdera In America , Increasing prom
inence Is given to the danger coming
| rom the promiscuous carrying of con
gealed weapons. It la asserted that
we are becoming "a nation of gun ca
'ners. " The majority of cowardly ru
flans have little temptation to en a ;
In a quarrel If no weapon is with
reach , while shallow headed CeH.ow
who have received considerable i
their education from 'Mime novels
i and "nickel libraries , " are not only pc
suaded that a weapon is necessary
their safety , but they are anxious f ,
an excuse to "flash a gun. " Pea <
officers should have authority to sir
press the carrying of weapons by irr
sponsible parties , even if a legal pr
cedent had to be established , such , f <
Instance as would allow them to a
rest at sight all suspicious charactcj
in order to search for weapons. Whei
such were found , heavy fientenet
would do considerable to discount
the practice. It is better to take In
roic measures rather than to hat
homicide statistics which are a' n ;
tional disgrace.
The theory of Dr. J. D. Robertsoj
expressed before a Chicago medic ?
society , to the effect that the bathiu
habit is injurious and as he said
"dirty habit , " an opinion which mad
the other doctors gasp , but which the
could not scientifically refute , remind
an observant man of many thln
that seem queer. He is reminded tha
our mountain and plains Indians , wh
never bathe except by accident , ar
rarely ill and , barring war or uccideni
live to good old age , displaying aggro
sive virility and force all their live *
On the other hand , the natives of th
Pacific islands , who are half the !
time or more in the water , are weal ;
effeminate , disease inclined and shoi
lived. He will recall , also , that ij
civilization the children who from an\
cause , either poverty or inclinatio ;
wallow in the dirt in city , town an
country are generally vigorous , whii.
the pampered children , rich or pee
who are scrubbed to shining are ft
reverse. Their vitality seems to slim-
el up like the skin of a washerwoman
hands. He may recall , also , a curlou
New York experience. Some years ai :
the authorities , desiring to convinr-
the slum dwellers of the hygienic valu
of bathing and cleanliness in genera
and the disease-breeding powers o
filth , divided the city into districts , s-
adjusted as to contrast as sharply a *
possible the districts where overcrowd
ing and dirt prevailed with thos
wherein the people bathed frequently
and wore clean clothes. One d is trie
included the territory east of Broad
way , south of Fourteenth street , wher
the population is denser than any
where else in the country and quit
as grimy. Another was the adjacen :
and less odorous but still fusty re
gion west of Broadway , and then th
districts ran back by degrees int <
the high , airy , cleanly residence re
gions above and to the west of Gen
tral Park. They then took a hygienic
or disease census by district lines
perfectly confident that the showing
would be of appalling prevalence ol
zymotic and probably other disease in
the slum districts as compared witl
the others. When the returns were nl.
in and tabulated the zealous workers
for the soap aud water habit were ap
palled indeed , but it was by the fact
that the figures showed by far the
lowest disease and death rate in the
crowded district east of Broadway
and south of Fourteenth , where they
liad expected the highest , and that the
rate grew , through all the other divis
ions , until it rose to really alarming
aeight in the breezy regions of up
town. The east side was never hold
ip to itself as an object lesson. The
eformers took the whole matter un-
ler advisement and pigeon-holed the
: ensus. After all , is not this matter
> f frequent or infrequent bathing like
10 many other human habits and
ustes , a matter of the Individual ?
'One man's meat is another man's
lolson , " says the old saw , and any
: ind of crank would die if fed wholly
m good common sense.
It Is Time to Quit.
t is time to quit the grumbling ,
Time to take a hopeful view ,
Mme to drop the foolish notion
That the world is all askew ;
here are lots of blessings yet
'hat the world is hooked to get ,
And the good Lord iu his mercy's sav
ing some of them for you.
t is time to quit the sighing ,
Time to look up with n smile ,
'or the good old world's revolving
In the same old steady style ;
kicked people day by day
llose their eyes and pass awny ,
And there won't be any left hero hut
the righteous , after awhile.
t is time to quit the fretting
Over trifles that go wrong ;
hink of all the joys you're getting ,
All the blessings , right along ;
'on't ' sit down disheartened , sad ,
vor small rebuffs you've had ,
Fortune tries our spirits often , just to
make them good and strong.
; is time to quit believing
That there's nothing left to do
or the ones who'd be achieving ;
Every day brings something new.
on't give up the hope to rise ,
air nhead the future lies ,
And to-morrow may be bringing just
the needed chance for you.
is time to quit the grieving
For the good old happy days ;
is time to quit believing
Men are sunk in sinful ways ;
ill the morning may be bright ,
ill sweet dreams may come at night.
Fate has favors for the cheerful , but
our grumbling never pays.
Woman's Homo Companion.
Method in Ria Mndnea * .
Peckem I say , old man , why In the
orld do you wear such a disrepnta-
e-looklng hat ?
Enpeck Because mywife has era-
latically declared that she will not
i seea on the street witfc m unless
get a sew one. See ? ;
ARTIC LITERARY PILGRIMS.
Danish Expedition in Greenland Meet
with Important Success.
An expedition left Copenhagen fc
Greenland in July , 1902. Its purpos
was not especially exploration , the ii
tentiou being rather to collect good m *
terial of all kinds fur a general descrij
lion of the island and its people. 1
was called in Denmark the Danish 11
ernry Greenland expedition.
Perhaps the word "literary' ' has nc
been applied before to a company c
geographic 'travelers. The German
have not quite made out the namt
and so have dubbed the party the sc
culled literary Greenland expedition.
In spite of its name , the party ha
done very creditable work and alread ;
carried out the greater part of its prc
gram. Arriving at Godthaab near th
end of the summer of 1002 , it went b ;
boat to .Takobshavn , on the neighbor
" ? mainland , and established while
miarters there.
In February the expedition started
just as the sun appeared above th
southern hills , for Upernivik , the mos
northern village of the Danes in Green
land. Then a genuine piece of explora
tiou was mostly successfully carriei
out.
March 24 Erichsen , Knud. Rasmus
sen , an educated Dane who was benIn
In Greenland and is a perfect maste
of the Eskimo language , and IlaroU
Moltke , the artist , started along tin
coast to follow it to Cape York , th <
southern limit of the habitat of the
Smith Sound Highlanders. The new ;
that the party skirted the whole coasi
from Upernivik to Cape York shows
that it accomplished a piece ol explo
ration which has several times h "i
attempted , but has never before beei
achieved.
One of the Peary expeditions sue
ceeded in surveying the northern hall
of the wide indentation of Melville
Bay south of Cape York , but the entire
coastline of this famous bay had never
been revealed.-So maptnakers have not
been able to place on their maps of
Greenland the outline of this part of
the western coast. In completing this
survey the literary fellows from Den
mark have made a distinct contribu
tion to the mapping of arctic regions.
The physician. Dr. Bertelsou , who
was with the party to study the dis
eases of Greenland and the influence of
the dark period of the year upon the
quality of the blood corpuscles , com
pleted his investigations , and then de
sired to reach the east coast and to
make similar studies among the 500
Eskimos on that side of the Island.
The doctor was only about 250 miles
from them , but he was compelled to
take a yery circuitous route to reach
them , and he will not arrive at Ang-
magsalik colonoy until next summer.
In August last he returned to Copen
hagen on the steamer GodthaaJ ) . and
next spring he will go on the steamer
to Angmagsalik.
This party is not a government expe
dition , but was sent out at the ex
pense of varioxis societies and private
Individuals. The last result of the ex
pedition will be u book which , it is ex
pected , will be both good reading and
scientifically accurate. It will include
: esearches in several departments of
science and als-o the first complete map
) f the west coast of Greenland. New
fork Sun.
MAYOR HAS LARGE SALARY.
London's Kxecntive Spend- * More Than
lie Receives * in Ktitertniniutr.
One of the best paid oflicials in En
gland is the lord mayor of London.
Nevertheless a poor man cannot af-
'ord to accept this ottice even if he
* mld get it , for large as the compen-
ation is it does not suffice to meet the
mtlay required of this official. At one
ime. the election of London's lord
uayor took place on the feast of St.
Simon and St. Jude ( Oct. 28) ) . Then it
vas changed to the feast of the Trans-
ation of Edward the Confessor ( Oct.
3) ) , but since the year 1540 it has in-
ariably taken place on Michaelmas
lay , says the London Chronicle. The
ord mayor receives out of the city's
ash 10,000 , more than twice as much
s was received by Lord Mayor Wilkes
n 1774. But his expenses are usually
nuch in excess of his allowance.
Vilkes' account showed a balance of
xpenditure over receipts of 3,337.
unong other curious items of revenue
rns 702 from the "cocket" office , an
nnu.il present of plate from the Jews ,
rorth 50 : alienation of a young man's
lace , 40 , and sale of a young man's
lace , 1,000.
Many lord mayors besides Whitting-
311 have risen from low estate. Sir
Villiam Staines , who Avas lord mayor
: i 1S01. has been a common bricklayer ,
.n old lady foretold Sir William's
ortune. She said he would be lord
jayor during a period of turbulence
nd .scarcity ; that we should be at
, rar with France , but that during his
layoralty peace and j > leiity would be J
estored. The 'prophecy was fulfilled
3 the letter. At the beginning of his ] '
layoralty we were at war with our
'rench neighbors , and Nelson was pre-
'
anted at the Guildhall with the sword
ubllcly voted after the battle of the
* i
file. There was also great scarcity ,
read being 12 d the quartern loaf. ]
'
iread riots were the order of the day. .
iefore Sir William Staines' term ol
'
ffice had expired peace was declared ,
ud it was hoped that bread would ,
ill to 9d the quartern loaf.
Not in Herself.
"Has the prima donna any talent ? "
"Quite a lot. "
"But I thought you said she could
either act nor sing. "
"She can't The talent is in the corn-
any she carries with her. " Cincin-
ati Tunes-Star.
The woman who wastes her breaU
Jktos : never seems in want of any.
What Makes a Woman Popular ?
Wliich of these factors is more p <
.ent in the progress of a woman
aarch to favor ? If a society for poll
cal study were called upon to vet
m this question , it doubtless woul
ast its ballot for brains. Brains mak
he individual a power , but no amour
tf gray matter will render a woma
lopular with her own sex or with he
hascujine critics If she 1ms no reg r
'or ' the dainty touches of her toilet ?
Dress is not essential to the woma
if character say some , it is the ma
lehind the gun who counts , the 'brai
tnder the hat , the heart beneath th
orsage that makes friends and win
topularity. Yes , but who can gainsa ;
he fact that a brainy woman is nou
he less brainy because she wears i
> ecoming hat , or the less magneti
) ecause her bodice is well fitted ? I
B the duty of every woman to be wel
Iressed and the power to talk in epi
jrams will not excuse a careless coif
lure or shoes run down at the heels
STor is it always wise for a woman'
vaist to be us broad as herviews. 1
Voman is at her best when she is con
icious of looking well , and a pretrj
[ own often enhances a good argument
A pretty gown is , moreover , con
lucive to graciousness. and the gra
iious woman is always popular. J
veil-gowned woman is pleased witl
herself and consequently sees only thi
reflection of rose-hued tints in tlu
faces of her friends. She is joyou :
lerself and makes others fee ! glad. Ir
ler presence trouble is at a discoun
ind troubles are forgotten. But :
ast year's foulard , which breathes ol
iard times and cries aloud of frets
ind frowns , can never put its Avearei
tt her ease , be she as AVISO as Min
trva. An unbecoming garment Avill
jonstantlj' remind a woman of its
treason to her charms. She Avill forget
[ o smile , and all the attributes of a
fracious woman will disappear in her
ispect of disapproval. She overlooks
lie fact that if you bring a smiling
risage to the glass you Avill meet a
Imile. Friends drop away and the
alm of popularity \vill go to her Avell-
Iressed rival. Philadelphia Evening
Julletin.
The Home Without a Baby.
Che home without-a baby , Oh , what a
home is that ?
Vithout little lord or lady , to see "where
are you at ; "
jord bless such regions lonely , with at
least a hit of cheer.
Lnd : i spark of gladness only seen when
e'er a baby's near.
? he home without a baby , what a sorry
home is such ?
Vhere nerves are ne'er kept ready for
"Baby mustn't touch ; "
Vhere smiles and frowns and kisses
come not like summer rains ,
rhere parental griefs and blisses meet
no baby joys or pains.
Mie home without a baby. Oh. tell it not
in Gath
> r Askelon. for maybe heart vessels that
woe hath ,
Vill dry up loving souls and tender at
the desolation drear , " v
n homes where the pretender dwells
without a liaby near.
> h , Avithcred. Avnstod ranger abroad
throughout the earth.
Hiere homes are e'er a stranger to baby
lore and mirth ,
Cis a sorry half of life to live , ami a
dreary half to die
Without a baby Aoice to civc "Good-
Morning , " and "Good-Bye. "
-Clarke W. Bryan.
Unlucky Charm * .
Unlucky charms ! The Parisian has
n Idea that when all else fails thew
lust bring her good fortune , and so
lie collects these curious little ein-
lems with an eagerness not often dis-
layed. A round tablet of gold on
hich the number 13 is largely marked
! rves as one ; a similar little plaque
is a large eye upon it , assuredly an
, Til eye ; a peacock's tail feather in en-
II els ; a little bunch of bright green
bbons ; a tiny pair of crossed knives
ispended from a ring ; a mirror charm ,
acked right across the center all
iese and many othoi-s tire used Avorn
inging on a ring of gold. By day
iey are caught in a chatelaine , in a
ooch , throAvn in the comer of a hand-
jrchlef bag or purse ; at night , If not
creted in the folds of a corsage , they
III hang conspicuously in miladi's
mdoir , as if calling for the good luck
has hitherto been supposed it was
elr mission to avert
Some Remark * on Corsets.
W. E. Frothingill says that the mod-
n woman wears heavy skirts , the
eight of which is supported by bands
ound her waist that soft portion of
e body that Is protected by no body
alls. How is it possible to wear
ound this portion of the body bands
hich support the weight of numer-
is and often heavy garments ? The
iswer Is , by means of the corset
lie garment forms a bridge connect-
g the firm chest wall with the firm
ivls. The use of the corset Is to
ansmit the pressure of the skirt-
mds to the hips , and the ribs , and
i protect from their pressure the or-
ins In the region of the waist The
inclusion Is , that so long as skirt-
inds are fastened round the waist ,
irsets should be worn. They stiould
stiff er than usually made If they are
tectlvely to protect the soft , middle
wtion of the body from the pressure
the waistband. The front should be
lite straight , aad the waist measure-
ent should be at least as large as the
earer'ji waist , measured over a single ,
soft garment The abuse of the articl
consists in employing it as a mean
of compressing that which it wa
meant to protect from compressing
namely , the soft , middle portion of th
body. Fashion in corsets has of lat
made a motion in the right direction
In the straight , stiff front Medlca
Press and Circular.
Mrs. Thompson B. Ferguson , wlf <
of Oklahoma's governor , is dean o ]
newspaper Avomen in that Territory
having been actively engaged in jour
nalism for a number of years.
Mdlle. De Flaudre , who has just ob
tained the degree of doctor of science
from the faculty of sciences of Paris
Avith honorable mention , is the fourth
French AVoman who has ever obtained
this honor.
Miss Ellen Terry , the popular ac
tress , has a passion for country cot
tages. She owns one at Winchelsia ,
England ; Vine cottage , Kingston Vale ,
seven miles from London , and another
at Small Hythe , Kent , one of the finest
examples of homely Tudor architecture
in England.
Lady Abinger , the mother of the gal
lant young soldier who earned on so
finely the great military traditions of
his family , Avas the flrst fair Ameri
can who became a British peeress.
Her marriage took place forty years
ago , her husband , a Crimean A'eteran ,
haA'iug met her when taking part in
the Canadian campaign of 1862. Lady
Abinger has become , to all Intents and
purposes , an English Avoman. She be
longs to the more thoughtful and cul
tivated portion of society and is very
fond of country life and country pur
suits.
Health anrl Ueauty.
If used persistently enough salt will
cure nasal catarrh. A weak brine
should be made and snuffed up the
nose. alloAving it to run down the
throat.
There is nothing better for the relief
of tired or Aveak eyes than to bathe
them Avith a strong solution of salt and
Avater applied as hot as it can be
borne.
To ease soft corns rub a little oil
of peppermint over them. A piece of
tissue paper placed between the toes
and reiieAved every day Avill frequently
cure a soft corn.
One of the most effective remedies
knoAvn for a sick headache is to place
d pinch of salt on the tongue and ol-
IOAV it to dissolA'e sIoAvly. In about ten
minutes it may be folloAA-ed by a drink
of Avater.
A simple homo remedy for a hard
L-orii is a glycerine poultice. Saturate
ii little lint or cotton AVOO ! with glycer
ine ; apply to the corn , cover AA'ith a
bit nl" oil silk and \vrap in a bandage
jvor night. Rep oat for several suc
cessive nights and the bulk of the com
may be readily removed.
A good complexion is best preserved
not by lotions and poAVders but by
tiealrhful exercise and eating. Every
? 5rl should have at least two hours'
physical exercise in the open air each
lay. If she be a business woman and
s confined to her oflice during the daj
let her walk to and from her plac <
) f business. She should walk with her
shoulders well back and step brisklj
m the ball of her foot
Cheer Up.
There are three classes of Avomen
hose AA'ho whine all the time , those
vho are brave AAhen there's no trou-
lie in the air and hOAvIing when there
s , and those Avho are fine and splen-
lid all the time , filled to the brim
mb dandy courage and ready to help
11 the world if need be. To this class
Belong the human life preservers , the
nortal.poultices , the living comforts
nd solaces. Most of us are the sort
hat fly into the clouds over a hope
nd dash doAvn into the depths at a
iiigle fear. It is balance and brains
hat most of us need. What's the
se of all one's fine beliefs if they
on't stand by one in the supreme mo-
aent of need ? Fair weather brav-
ry is the kind that will always rub
ff at the first touch of trouble. Now ,
3 which of these three classes will you
elong ? Come , be a good fellow , and
Din the brave of heart ! You won't be
appy until you do. Chicago Record-
lerald.
A Colony of Women Only.
On a small island in the Greek archi-
elago there Is a colony which Is com-
osed entirely of women. It is sort of
religious order , which considers It a
isgrace for one of Its members to even
x > k at a man. So when a fisherman
pproaches the island the women pull
be gray cowl of their coseacks over
tieir heads and turn their backs. Pro-
isions are never Imported , as the wo-
aen raise their OAVH products , being
trict vegetarians. Only the matron ,
rho Is annually elected head of the
olony , Is ever allowed to leave the
; land. The others remain cm the Isl-
nd all their lives , taking their turn at
illing the soil , washing ; housekeeping
ad fishing.
A WuiiiuuVi Misery.
Mrs. John
LaRue , of 115
Paterson ave. ,
Paterson , 3-t
J. , says : "I
was troubled
.for about nine
_ y e a r s , and
what I sufiter-
ed none will-
ever know. I
used about ev
ery known-
remedy that
is said to be-
good for kid
ney complaint , but without deriving
permanent relief. Often when alone-
In the house the backache has been so *
had that it brought tears to my eyes. JS
The pain at times Avas so intense that *
I AA'as compelled to give up my house
hold duties and lie down. There were
headaches , dizziness and blood rushing :
to my head to cause bleeding at the
nose. The first box of Doan's Kidney
P lls benefited me so much that I con
tinued the treatment The stinging
pain in the small of my back , fche
rushes cf blood to the head and other
symptoms disappeared. " y
"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale by all / r
dealers.r 0 rents per box. Foster-
Milburn Co. , Buffalo. N. Y.
NO ELBOW-ROOM
Farmer Farvvest "I'm goin' to
move away from here. It's getfein'
too crowded. "
Wife "Crowded. "
Farmer Fdrwest " .Remember the'
meteor wo saw one night sir
weeks ago ? "
"Of course. "
"Well that new neighbor saw the
same one. "
The Ont Wonder.
The Editor inu.st fell its renders of this ,
aiarvel. It originated with the largest
farm seed growers iu the world , the John
\ . Salzer Seed Co. , La Cros.se , Wis. It
ins stiff straw , stands up like a stonewall -
wall , is white , henvy , and has long ears ,
filled to the tip with fat , plump Kernels.
It is a grent stooler. SO stocks from one-
kernel. '
IF YOU WILL SEND THIS NOTICE
AND lOc IN STAMPS
to above nddress , yon will get a sample
af this Oat Wonder , which yielded in
1903 , in 40 States from 2T 0 to 310 bu.j
per acre , together with other farm seed
logue and farm seed samples. ( C. N. U. )
A LAST EESORT
Jimson ( confidentially ) "Say , do *
you bear that young woman singing ? '
Policeman "I should remark. "
"She lives next door to me. Say ! "
"Well , say it. "
"I'il.give you a box of the best
cigars ever smuggled if you'll rush
to tnat house and ask who is being
Qiurdeted. "
llnnestv iz like money , yu hav to
woik hard to git it , and then work > -
harder to keep it. * f
Philosophy Iz born in the head ,
and dies in the hearr.
I hav noticed one thing that just-
about in proporshun that the pas-
buns are weak , men are seemingly
virtewous.
Here iz just what's the matter if
yu shut > urself up , folks will rim
a.Uer yu ; and if you run after fcllcs ,
they Avill shut themselfs up.
"The wane of knowedge is Ii k a
leak a constant source of loss. "
"Zeal without knowledge is a lun-
away horse. "
"What the world hungers for is
ichievement. " ,
' [ Nothing can be made of nothing ,
be who has laid up no material can
produce no combinations. "
The bestsoeoimens ov calm resi-
? ashun tew their fate that I have
met with thus far , have been amung
thoze who bad an inknm 01 40 thou
sand dollars a year.
It has been demonstrated that red
unifoims present the best marks for
the enemies' shot ; rifle gieen comes
next , Drown third , while Austrian-
bluish gray is found to be the least
fatal.
The Washington Posts says that
St. Lou is is making a strenuous effort
to provide pure drinking water for
world's fair visitors. The water
question never bothered St. Luuis
before. Rochester U. Y. , Post Ex
press.
WELL POSTED. .
A. California Doctor with 4O Yearn *
Experience.
"In my 40 years' experience as a
teacher and practitioner along hygienic
'
u'nes , " says a Los Angeles physician , <
"I have never found a food to compare 1
with Grape-Nuts for the benefit of the
general health of all classes of people. \
t have recommended Grape-Nuts for a
aumber of years to patients with the
greatest success , and every year's exj 3
jerience makes me more enthusiastic
egarding its use. | t
"I make it a rule to always recozn-
nend Grape-Nuts and Postuna Peed
Coffee in place of coffee when giving
uy patients instructions as to diet , fop
know both Grape-Nuts and Postum
: an be digested by any one.
"As for myself , when engaged in
ouch mental work my diet twice a
lay consists of Grape-Nuts aad rich
ream. I find it just the thing to build
: p gray matter and keep the brain in
oed working orJer.
"In addition to Its wonefcrfm effects
s a brain and nerve food Grape-Huts
Iways keeps the digestive orgaas fa
erfect , healthy tone. I carry it with
ie when I travel , otherwise I am i-
lost certain to have trouble witi my
: omach. Name rfvea by Postna
o. , Battle Creek , Mich.
Strong indorsements like the above
om physicians all over the counts
ive stamped Grape-Nuts the most
ilenrlfie food in the Trerld.
There'u u reason.
Look in each pkg. lor the
: tlenoqk , "