PE = RU = NA PROTECTS THELITTLE ONES
Against Winter Catarrh In Its Many
Phases.
Neglected Colds in Children
Often Bring Disastrous
Results.
Pernna should be kept in the
house all the time. jj
Peruna should be kept in every |
house where there are children. 5
Don't wait until the child isl
sick , then send to n drug store. |
Have Peruna on hand accept uo )
Mibstitnte. g
Pe-ru-na Protects the Entire , }
Household Against Catarrhal
Diseases.
As soon as the value of Penmn
b fully appreciated by every
household , both as a preventive
and cure of catarrhal affections , 1
tens of thousands of lives will bo
ta'ved. and hundreds of thousands
of chronic , Hnsji'riiiK cases of dis
ease prevented. Peruna is a house-
bold safeguard.
fer a 1
Then wiiy not Uccp In Tlewthe
fact that the farming lands or
are sufficient to snpoort a population of
60,000,000 or over f Theimmlirnitionfor
the past six years bos been phenomena
FBFE Etosstsad Lands
fi KmjBKa i i
easily accessible , -while other lands may
be piirchosed Irom Itallway and Luiid
Companies. The grain Jia grazing
lands of Western Canada , aie the
best o.i the continent , producing the
best grain , And cattle ( fed oil grass
alone ) ready for market.
3Unrket . Se'aooU.Railway8 .
nn < l ail other conditions nuiKe
Western Canada , an enviable
spot for the settler.
Write to the SUPEKD.TESDENT lion-
GnATIOH.Ottnwd. I'niiiula , forude < .crip-
live Atlas nnd rlier inforniBtlon : orto
the authorized tniiudmn Oov'iaent Agt.
I . V Ecnnct . tl Uew VorkL.ro Wdj. . Omnb.-i , Kon.
ID iz imp ssible lo Hatter the man
pho never Hitters himsa.f.
riTp rvrm.inpntlv Curpd. Nofltsornervousnessaffer
II J u lii > t dnj'-i iw of Jr. Kline's Uivat Nur e lie-
Moitr. ixJiiilliirF'tJCKi'-a OOm.-ilboU f and tivaU'-e.
Jjli. ItH. . KUXE. Ltd. . ftU Arch St. . 1'hiUdelphia. .Pa.
True luv dares all things and fears
nothing.
BEGGS' CHEBRY COUGH
SYRUP cures coughs and colds.
CIT.ES V.'HEK All U5 > FA'LS.
Be v , Ooujr SyrMp Taste * Good. D e
in tloio. Sots ordruggl < tA
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N. U. 803 - 52. YORK NEBR
A small fraction of an ounce of
radium , propeily employed , would
provide a go > d light sufficient for
peveral moms , and would not r quire
fenewel during the present century.
One hundred and sixty-eight
thousand six hundred a'nd three
bonks were circulated in the g-neral
( ibraiy of the University of Michigan
puiinj ; the past year.
The most generous men we hav are
bften i be baidest ones to kollekt a
det ov.
r ALICE SCHAFER.
ANNA R.BROWN
Mrs. J. M. Brown , Duu-
negan Springs , Mo. , writes :
"My little daughter three
years old was troubled with
a very bad cough which re
mained after an attack of
catarrhal fever. She has
taken one bottle of Peruna
through which she has ob
tained a complete cure. She
is now as well and happy as
a little girl can be. When
our friends say how well'
she looks I tell them Peruna
did it. "
In a later letter she says :
"Our little daughter con
tinues to have good health. "
Mrs. Schafer , 436 Bope Ave. , St. Louis , Mo. , writes :
"In the early part of last year I wrote to you for advice for
my daughter Alice , four years of age. She has been a puny ,
sickly , ailing child since her birth. She had convulsions and
catarrhal fevers. I was al\vays doctoring until we commenced
to use Peruna. She grew strong and well. Peruna is a. won
derful tonic ; the best medicine I have ever used.
"I was in a very wretched condition when J commenced to
take Peruna. I had catarrh all through my whole body , but
thank God , your medicine set me all right. I would not have
any other medicine.
' 'Peruna cured my baby boy of a very bad ppell of cold and
fever. He is a big healthy boy fifteen months old. I have
given him Peruna off and on since he was born. I think that
is why he is so well. I cannot praise Peruna enough. We
have not had a doctor since we began to use Peruna all
praise to it.Airs. . Schafer.
lr/iS/i1 @s
! e-ru-na Kept In the House for Five
Years.
Mr. Albert Lietzmau , 159G Milwaukee
Lve. , Chicago , 111. , writes :
" 1 am only too glad to inform you that
1. am feeling splendid and have never
Felt better in my life. Through the ad
vice of a friend I tried Perunu. and am
riacl to say it cured me to pertection. I
began to tell a friend about L'eruna the
other day and 1 had uo sooner com
menced than he told me his folks have
kept Peruiia in the house for the last
five years. I am sure I wouldn't be
without it Mother also uses it to keep
herself in good health. "
Be Sure to Have Pe-ru-na on Hand
During the Inclement Months of
Fall and WinleF. '
Croup , capillary bronchitis , and ar
ticular rheumatism are the special banes
of childhood. These all alike result
from catching cold.
One child catches cold and scares its
mother into hysterics by having croup
in the dead of night.
Another child catches cold , develops a
stubborn cough that will not yield to
ordinary remedies. The parents are
filled with forebodings.
Still another child catches cold and de
velops that most fatal malady of child
hood , capillary bronchitis. The doctor
is called , pronounces the case pneumo
nia , and if the child is lucky enough to
live it has developed weak lungs from
which it may never recover.
And yet another child catches cold
The very Height ov buraan intelli
gence iz to kno jusb what things are
aktully worth.
Mrn.Wlnslow's SOOTFIING SYRUP for chil
dn-ii tectlii-ipsoftens the eums , reduces intla-
matlon , allayspuin cures colic. Ptice'25c bottle
Ekooemy iz nothing more than
pond sense applied to the affairs ov
everyday life.
Dyeing is JPS eas ? as washing when
PUTNAM FADELESS LYES arc
used.
This is the seaso ? when we get off
that famous lie tlwt it is' yleasanter
to give than to receive- j
Hungary will make an extensive
exhibit of wines at the \Vo-ld's Fair.
S xty thousand exhibits have been
collected in the Philippine Is'ands '
/or / the World's Fa r.
and articular rheumatism is the result.
Aukles , knees , wrists and elbows become - ,
come suddenly swollen and paiuful. A
long disastrous illness follows. The
child may live and become convalescent ,
a miserable invalid of valvular disease
of the heart. All these mishaps are the
direct result of neglected cold. Peruna'
is the safeguard of the family. If a child
catches cold , Peruna should be used im- |
mediately.
A few doses of Peruna and a child's1
cold is gone. The apprehension of the
parents tlee away. The household is'
free from fear once more. I
If you do not receive prompt and satis-1
factory results from the use of Peruna ,
write at once to Dr. Hartmun. giving a
full statement of your case , and he will
be * pleased to give you his valuable advice - (
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman , President of
The Hartman Sanitarium , Columbus ,
Ohio.
Ask Your Druggist for free Peruna Almanac for 1904.
"Ihe ujtst. . generous ineu we have
are often the hardest ones to kollect
a det ov.
I find Piso's Cure for Consumption the
best medk-ine for croupy children. Mrs.
F. Callahan , 114 nail street , Parkersburg -
burg , W. Ya. , April 10. 1901.
.
If you tike ; ttie mmatism out ov
old age , thare Isn't much ov enny
thlog else to r rg on.
Quit L
Why cough , - - vl.eror 2oc and this no
tice you get 25 doses of an absolute-
Iv , guaranteed couch cure in tablet form.
Postpaid. DB. SK1RVIN CO. , LA
GROSSE , Wl ( C. N. TJ. )
It iz a grate art tc play the fool
well ; good fools are the stiaresest
things in the market.
Obstinacy looks wellenuffin a mule
or a gatepost , but it is neither orua-
mnr.tal noruspphu' ' in a man
The old surety , through its penetrating
power , promptly cures
Price , 25c. and 50c.
A fool may live wilh cultivated
people all his life and never learn
anything.
We have been clnsely identified
with church work for many years ,
and never yet saw a preacher present
ed wilh a pair of embroidered slippers.
When we go to a church supper , we
long to go into tbekiichen and see
what faithful sister of Israel is doing
the dishwashing , auay from the
lights , the goud limes and the pretty
clothes
smssKs msst yg S f
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE
CATKAEVFIC
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
The Philippine reservation at the
World's Fair Is a busy p'ace ' these
I wint'y days. An army ol men are
reproduc-inn the wallpd city of an
cient Manila and many replicans of
noted Philippine buildings. The
Filipino woikmen stand the cold
; weather much better than they
anticipated and they are able to
work out of doors nearly every daj.
, Sum people are n t happy unless
. they are in pusuit ov sumthing im
possible.
THE MAN FOE THE PLACE.
Editor "You wish a position as
pronf-reader ? "
Applicant "Yes sir. "
"Do you unrlerstind the require
ments of that responsible positin. . ' '
"Perfectly , sir. Whenever you
make any mistakes in the paper , just
bl.ime 'em on me , ind I'll never say
a word. "
Blessed iz he ( be or it ) who ,
dne n't need adversltv t > strengthen' '
them , nor afflikshun tu purify.
i
4 . " a " * * ' - T > - - - '
How the Gates Came Ajar.
'Twas whispered one morning in heaven
How the little child-angel May ,
In the shade of the great white portal ,
Sat sorrowing night and day.
How she said to the- stately warden
He of the key and bar
"O angel , sweet angel , I pray you ,
Set the beautiful gates ajar ,
Only a little , I pray you
Set the beautiful gates ajur !
"I can hear my mother weeping ;
She is lonely ; she cannot see
A glimmer of light in the darkness ,
Where the gates shut after me.
Oh , turn the key , sweet angel ,
The splendor will shine so far ! "
But the warden answered , "I dare not
Set the beautiful gates ajar"
Spoke lotf , and answered , "I dare not
Set the beautiful gates ajar ! "
Then rose up Mary , the blessed ,
Sweet Mary , mother of Christ ;
Her hand on the head of the angel
She laid , and the touch sufficed ;
Turned was the key in the portal ,
Fell , ringing , the golden bar ,
And lo ! in the little child's fingers
Stood the beautiful gates ajar !
In the little child-angel's fingers
Stood the beautiful gates ajar !
"And this key , for further using ,
To my blessed Son shall be given , "
Said Mary , mother of Jesus ,
Temlerest heart in heaven.
Now , never a sad-eyed mother
But may catch the glory afar ,
Since safe in the Lord Christ's bosem
Are the keys of the gates ajar ,
Close hid in the dear Christ's bosom
And the gates forever ajar !
From the Italian.
Listen to the Mockintr Bird.
I'm dreaming now of Hallie ,
For the thought of her is one that
never dies ;
She's sleeping in the valley
And the mocking bird is singing where
she lies.
Listen to the mocking bird ,
The mocking bird now singing o'er her
grave ;
Listen to the mocking bird
. Still singing where the weeping wil
lows wave.
When the charms of spring awaken
And the mocking bird is singing on the
f bough ,
I feel like one forsaken.
For my Hallie is no longer with me
now.
Listen to the mocking bird , etc.
Ah. well I yet remember
When we gathered in the cotton , side
by side ,
'Twas in the mild September ,
And the mocking bird was singing far
and wide.
Listen to the mocking bird ,
The mocking bird now singing o'er her
grave ;
Listen to the mocking bird
Still singing where the weeping wil
lows wave.
Septimus Winner.
THAT COWBOY BREAKFAST.
Man Who Cooked the Steak for the
Preii lent Tells of It.
The incident , or whatever you choose
to call that first feature of President
Roosevelt's Colorado experience which
will make his great western tour mem
orable the unique entertainment that
furnished Mr. Roosevelt the right kind
of Western welcome and gave Hugo ,
Col. , a permanent place on the map
was the cowboy breakfast served to
the national chief early on the morn
ing of May 4 , says the Denver Post.
The cook who cooked the breakfast
and who glories in this exalted bit of
cookery , is now in Denver. This is
"Jack" Keppel , the whole-souled cowman
|
man who deserted his herds and rode
many long miles in order to be on hand
and officiate at Hugo.
"I was 'very proud , " said quiet Mr.
Keppel and , by the way , nobody can
describe the great event and the causes
leading up to it , as he can "quite
proud when the Lincoln County Cattle
Growers' Association selected me to
take charge of the cooking of the cow
boy breakfast which we had deter
mined to serve to President Roosevelt.
"The Holt Live Stock Company's
'chuck' ' wagon was driven down to Hu
go for my use and it was well sup
plied , as it was ready to start next
day on its regular round-up route.
"As my assistant for the great en
terprise I had that veteran of the
range , John Heyman , as good a camp
man as ever drew breath , so long as | [
he was awake , and , thus fixed up , I ;
felt fully equal to the great undertak
ing ahead of me. .
"On Friday preceding the eventful
Monday , May 4 , when the President
was to come through , I went down to
Hugo from my ranch at Arroyo , to get
everything shipshape and in order. On
that evening we swung the pot rack
and cleared a space about the rear
end of the chuck wagon and on Sat
urday we unpacked the provisions and
laid in butter and such things as had
been overlooked.
"On Sunday , just to get my hand in
and have things in working order , I
cooked a big dinner for 150 natives
and a couple of dozen 'rawhides' from
Denver. I hadn't done any cooking
for five years , and I was a little shaky
about the job I had ahead of me , but
the way those people ate and ate and
came back for more convinced me that
John and I could do the big stunt as
well as anybody.
"On Sunday night about 8:30 I
closed off the feeding and left nothing
on but the beans , which cooked over
i roaring fire' till 12 o'clock. While the
iieans were cooking a number of old-
rimers gathered around the camp fire
and swapped lies and sung songs and
kept me company. It was a fine night ,
and they were all sorry when 12
o'clock came and I took off the beans
and drove them all away. And I hated
to do it , too , but it was late enough ,
and I had Important work ahead of me
for the morning.
"I rolled out my bedding right
alongside the camp fire and turned in.-
to my blankets a little before 1 o'clock.
I could hear the others celebrating up
town and I wished I could be with
them , but I knew that would never def
fr me.
"A few hours later I was wooling
John Heyman to get him awake aad
beating around with a elub to find
daylight in the dark. The first thing
I did after waking up my fire was to
put the beans back on. * John and I
then made twelve gallons ef coffee ia
three big pots and got the JPrcneh
fried potatoes ready. The next thing
was to make the biscuits and put them
in the Dutch ovens ready to bake. I
made eight do7.cn of these and patted
them out round and smooth. It's quite
a job to make goc-d biscuits , and you
bet I was very particular with these.
I wanted to have 'em just ready when
the President came , so I went over to
the depot and found out from the tel
egraph operator the exact moment
when he would arrive.
"When we sa'/v the smoke of the
pilot train we heaped the fire on the
tops of the Dutch ovens. This train
brought the Governor and Congress
man Brooks. They were too busy
getting ready to receive the PresJ
ident to want to eat anything , and
the biscuits were not done , anyhow.
When the President's train hove in
sight we got pretty excited around
that camp fire , 1 can tell you. I had
picked out a big T-bone steak , the
finest one I ever saw , for the Presi
dent.
"As the train was slowing up I nod
ded to John Heyman , my assistant ,
to drop the big steak onto , the hot
surface of the oven , which was on the
rack , and heated up just right. By
this time the biscuits were done to a
turn and everything was ready. I had
heard discouraging reports to the ef
fect that President Roosevelt would
not be allowed time enough at Hugo
for him to get off and eat , but I knew
if I could once get him in range of
that beefsteak where he could get a
whiff of that steak he would have to
stay and eat.
"Well , I have cooked many a steak ,
but I was certainly more proud of
that one than of any I ever turned
out. It was a regular 'beaut , ' and
when Teddy cut into it and munched
the first mouthful and I f aw the
tickled expression of his face I was
so proud well , I just had to swing my
hat and holler. "
Could Not Be Deceived.
An Englishman traveling in Russia
furnishes the following incidents tea
a London paper an incident which he
personally witnessed and which he
says "shows better than volumes ol
description the customs and social con
ditions of Russian peasants" : "At a
railway station the train is on the
point of starting. As usual In Russia ,
the bell rings three times before de
parture , to warn the passengers to take
their seats. At the first ring the ehiel
conductor , seeing on the platform a
group of peasants standing humbly
and cautiously together , says very poi -
i lltely to them : "Gentlemen , the firs !
1 signal is given , please take youi
places. "
| One of the peasants , turning to his
j comrades , says : "Dimitri , Ivan ,
' Steven , do you hear ? The master tells
j us lo cuter the train. " "Oh , you stu-
I pid , " says another. "Are you a gentleman -
' tleman ? You heard him say 'gentle
men. ' Hq invited the gentry. " Thert
is a second ring of the bell. The con
ductor calls , hurriedly and angrily :
"Please , gentlemen , take your seats
you hear the second signal. "
The same peasant says to the oth
ers : "It is for us. AVe must take oui
seats ; the train will start. " "You ass ! "
iys his companion. "Do you tlrinlj
you are called a gentleman ? Were
you ever a gentleman ? " The third
ring of the bell is heard , Th <
conductor , losing his temper and hust
ling the peasants forward , cries :
"Idiots ! Pigs ! Beasts ! Do you heai
or not ? Be off and take your seats ! '
"That is for us , " say the peasants
"Dimitvi , Ivan , hurry up. We imisJ
take our seats. ' '
An Accomplished Monarch.
The King of Portugal is , personally ,
one of the most notable of living mon-
archs. His accomplishments with &
gun are sufficiently well known , and
also as a revolver shot he is hard to
beat ; but his tastes are very broad , foi
he is an accomplished landscape paint
er , whose work has before now won a
medal at the Paris Exhibition and , lik <
his kinsman , the Prince of Monaco , he
is deeply interested in scientific pur
suits. Of all monarchs he is probably
the most accessible for. though he has
an Immense number of duties as tht
first servant of his country , he does not
take the trappings of royalty very se
riously.
, The Old Habit.
Towne I suppose yon have heard
that old Lawyer Sharpe is lying at the
point of death.
Browne No. Well , well , the ruling
passion strong in death , eh ? Phila
delphia Press.
Little Thin/js Show.
The German state gives to one uni
versity more than the British government -
ment allows to all the universities and
colleges in England , Ireland and Scot
land together.
What a happy world this would be
if people couldn't borrow trouble with
out putting up collateral secKrity.
fLUMOE OJ ? THE WEEK'
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEW
OF THE PREbS.
Odd , Curiona and Laughable Phase *
of r u iii 11 n Nuture Graphically Portrayed
trayed by Emiiieiit Word Artiuta a
Oar Own Day- Budjjet of Fun.
Smith Say , do you know
Tall chap Avith a spare figure ?
Jones Yes ; he's tall , but he hasn't
a spare figure. "
Smith What's the reason Tie hasn'tt
Jones Don't know the reason , but
when I asked him one day last vrecK
if he had a spare five he said h *
hadn't.
Poor Proof.
"Where have you been this time o4
night' : " asked the stern woman.
"To an oyster supper given by th *
church , " replied the little man
"I don't believe you. "
"Well , I've brought an oyster homjt
that I found in the stew to prove it.1'
"Another fib. Who ever found a
oyster in a church supper stew ? "
Mind vst. Matter.
"Uncle William , do you ever paus .
to wonder whore those clouds are gin
ingV"
"t think maybe they're goin' to thun
der. I'm glad I brought my umbrel
la. "
Hixrhly Accomplished.
Ida Jack says the girl he marries
must be accomplished.
May Well , Ernie would suit him.
She can play "Hiawatha" on the violin
lin and make fudge.
At the Head of the Class.
Ethel "What makes you look a *
pleased ?
Edith Oh , Jack says I'm the flrat
girl he ever proposed to on his automo *
bile.
An Infallible Rule.
' He's a son for a mother to
proud of. "
"Did you ever know a son
mother didn't think him a son for as
mother to be proud of ? "
"Woman of It.
"But , " protested the man , "I
admitted that I was wrong. Isn't
enough ? "
"No , " replied the woman. "You must
also admit that I was right. "
In the Forest. .
They were hunting chestnuts.
"Dear me , " said the pretty girl , "If
is chilly. I wish I had something
around me. "
"I'll let you have my coat , " spoke
up the gallant young man. "Perhaps
just the sleeve would do. "
Poetry vs. Prose.
"Oh , for the wings of a dove ! " sigh
ed the poet with the unbarbered hair.
"Order what you like , " rejoined the
prosaic person , "but as for me , give )
me the breast of a chicken. "
Bubble Reputation.
'Dcy say dat professor of mathemat
ics kin carry 80COO,0 0 figures In hl
lieml at onces ! "
"Den I must be a "wonder ! 3 just
bfui : him out of 8 cents' change fer * J
ra-er ! "
He Never Smiled Ajrnin.
"I know an idiot , " said tne
.ine boarder In the flashy apparel * !
"who believes in spiritual mar
riages. "
"Iluh ! " rejoined the female on the
opposite side of the mahogany as snej
" . .xecl her optics on his neckwear , " 1
thouglit you were inclined to lean thafc
viy yourself. "
"Becausewhy ? " asted he of th'a
sandy garments.
"Because you seem to have a pencfe-
aut for unearthly ties. "
rht He Owned It.
"That's all right , " said the hotel ;
iipst as he paid his bill , "and to begla !
ith. I'll discharge you. "
"Dischargeme ! " exclaimed th j
iv ! ' : "whywhat do you meaa ? '
yui just -what 1 said. Didn't I5
buy the hotel ? " Baltimore
f ws.
