THE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT
I. M RICE , Publisher.
VALENTINE , . NEBRASKA.
There 1 a wide dffferfcnew oetween
what a man wants and what he really
needs.
--hatred bears as impor
tant part In the affairs of this life as
floes love.
, One would think the mobs might
.Sometimes get out of breath and. want
. .to rest a while.
A woman's way of being generous
" 'Is to give away a dress so as to need
to Buy another.
When a fellow is known as a bad
egg It doesn't make him any more
. . eavory to be broke.
Explorer Ziegler writes of "making
pole. " Why has that never oc
curred to an explorer before this ?
Greek is no longer a necessary study
at Yale , but there has been no change
In the rowing and football require
ments.
A man with a black eye would bet
ter tell the truth about it .at once for
every one believes the worst concern
ing it anyhow.
The chewing gum trust has a sur
plus , after paying dividends , of $776-
000. The news has set a great many
Jaws wagging.
The sooner a man takes life as it
really is and lets go theorizing and all
that the sooner he begins to succeed
and finds happiness.
A thrifty Jap has been beating the
Insurance companies by taking the
medical examinations for his feeble
friends. No wonder they call the Japs
the Yankee of the East !
Could vulgarity go much further
than it did at a recent dinner at As-
bury Park , where the menu was print
ed on the back of $20 gold certificates ,
each of the guests receiving one ?
This is such a prosperous era that
it is possible for a man to have mil
lions of dollars and never be suspect
ed. Still , they generally consider such
a case worth mentioning after the man
dies.
"I just ran in , " said a fond parent
to a teacher , "to ask you not to mark
Catherine's examples wrong , because ,
you see , she is such an awfully sensi
tive child , and it does hurt her feel
ings so. " The request illustrated the
rubber-tire plan of education. smooth
ness and swiftness , and "that pleasant
* " p
ook.
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Statistics go to show , that 75 per bigi
cent of the women sent to insane gim
asylums come from farm-houses.
Many are easily frightened , many tis
grow morbid by reason of their tread s
mill life and lack of wholesome re di
creation and many lack proper medi tlci
cal attention when it is necessary and ci
by reason of ignorance and poverty i
fail to seek relief until the mind suf 01
fers with the body. tiCA
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An old-time political economist has C
been figuring up to find out who it is CC
that the public pay best , and the fol or
lowing is the sum total : First We of
pay best those who destroy us : Gen ci
erals. Second Those who cheat us : ri
Politicians and quacks. Third Those b
who merely amuse us : Singers , actors lii
and musicians. Last , and least of all si
Those who Instruct us : Authors , at
schoolmasters and editors. in
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An automobile speedway forty feet fu
wide , enclosed by hedges and wire aim
fences , is planned to run the whole m
length of Long Island , New York ur
from Blackwell's Island Bridge to on
Montauk Point , one hundred and dc
twelve miles. The road will cost fif loZe
teen thousand dollars a mile or nearly Ze
seventeen hundred thousand dollars ca
in the aggregate. But automobilists - St
bilists can afford it , and prob
ably if they run short of funds
other citizens will gladly help carry
out an enterprise that promises to
keep racing-machines off the public of
. lie
highways.
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Few men went to college a generation - fc
fca
tion or two ago unless they intended a
LO enter one of the learned profes 01
sions , and the proportion of intending thU ;
lawyers , teachers , physicians and min ! U
isters was pretty uniform In each > Ie
class. But this is all changed. In the Ik
graduating class of Harvard this year thi
about a hundred and ninety of the -1 >
total of more than six hundred intend 'rc
to go into business. Law and teach ut
ing , together , attract about the same sk
number , and only forty-six intend to Is
Isur
be physicians , and six will preach. ur
The significant fact to be noted in .nd
these figures is that , in spite of the the
lure of the almighty dollar , so many rel
young men vho ; Intend to engage in wr
commercial pursuits have thought it ma
worth while to seek the higher educa igi
tion.
tion.A
A trust company which does business 1
| n one of the Nsw York hotels pur pei
poses to give a new meaning to the ray
term , "banking hours , " by keeping exj '
open until midnight Here is a suggestive
of
gestive reminder of the extent to
tra
which a dty turns night Into day.
Shops and offices of many kinds make 11
he electric light their sun , so that she
n the metropolis at any hour one can ing
, consult a lawyer , employ a dentist , or bos
'purchase ' almost any necessity or lux
ury without disturbing any one's rest
It has been estimated that half a mil
lion New Yorkers are awake and eithej
at work or seeking diversion between
\ midnight > and five in the morning , and
I every one , whether toiler or idler ,
Tmakes business" for somebody else ,
But ] theirs Is a mad manner of life , antf
the 1 "sleepless city" some of them
vaunt Is , far as it really exists , a sub
ject for pity , not pride.
By courtesy of the authorities a cer
tain club of women recently question
ed the six hundred children in a citj
grammar-school about the monej
earned by them or given to them , and
the uses they make of it. The childrei
were of both sexes , represented
both native and immigrant parentage
rouged in age from nine to fifteen
years , and belonged to the class tc
which the average citizen belongs
that of the "comfortably poor. " All
of thes6 children but one boy wha
may have been a humorist admitted
that they frequently had money te
spent or to save. Fewer than one-
third received an allowance. Five-
sixths earned more or less money.
Two-thirds said that they generally
got money in haphazard fashion ,
"Whenever I ask for it. " Easy come ,
easy go. The money thus carelessly
given was as carelessly spent , mosl
of it for candy. Not half the children
were advised by their parents whal
to do with their nickels and dimes.
In this respect American parents made
the worst showing of all. Theirs will
be the blame if , twenty years hence ,
their children are living from hand
to mouth when children of the im
migrants are buying real estate. Tc
give a son or daughter a regular al
lowance is a wise measure , but thai
is only the beginning of wisdom. HeJ
or she should be taught to get the
worth of money spent , and exhorted
too , not to spend all. Most Ameri
cans dislike to seem parsimonious , and
therefore neglect to talk over financial
matters with their children. Theii
German and Italian neighbors are nol
so afraid of inculcating thrift and fore
thought Would that the native could
grasp the truth they act upon , that
a spendthrift is as foolish a creature
as a'miser !
Attorney General B. R. Wise , of !
New South \v ales , has become the
author of a new law similar to thf
compulsory arbitration act of Ne
Zealand , and the people there are con
fident that the long struggle between
labor and capital is at an end , and
that there will be no more expensive
strikes and lockouts to call for the
sacrifice of thousands of dollars and
scores of lives. The act provides that
if a dispute arises It must be referrei'
to the State court of arbitration foi
settlement and that anyone whc
strikes , locks out , or has anything
to do with Inciting trouble shall bt
guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be
punished by a fine and imprisonment
The general result , Mr. Wise says , will
be that a greater stability will be
given to industry. Employers need
no longer be afraid that their calculations -
tions will be upset by a sudden ces
satioii of work because , even thougt
disputes should arise , the act provides
that work must go on while the difii
culty is being referred to and settled
by : the court of arbitration. On tin
other hand the workman Is in a posi
tion of greater security than he has
ever before enjoyed , both because h <
can not be locked out and because tht
court can take notice of any abuse j
injustice , or wrong in the conclitior
his employment , and , by the exer
cise of its power to declare a conimoi si
rule , level up the conditions in the e
best conducted and regulated eslab ti
lishments. In other words , sweal r
shops will be driven out of business n
once , and all men must receive livk
ing wages. Trades union will also be tl
relieved of the danger of having their tc
funds eaten up by sympathy strikes , T
and all that sort of thing , and in nc *
more instances will the wealth * ;
unions have to support the weakei inb
ones. New South Wales has had wis be
flom enough to see the light and fol in
low the good example set by NOAY 01di
Zealand , and it is strange that Ameri- di
ins do not take a similar step. ai
Strikes and lockouts are behind the pc
imes. sr
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Nature Sculpture. m
One ( of the most remarkable pieces ed
nature sculpture in California is or
George Washington rock , about PC
hirty-five miles northwest of Los Ansc
-eles , in the Santa Susana Mountains , J be
says ; the Sunset Magazine. Near this i w
ock a two-mile tunnel is being bored I
hrough the Santo Susana Mountains 'a '
ust ! outside Chatsworth Park. A chis-Sl ,
Jed monument could hardly bear truer Pr
ikenoss to George Washington than
Jiis chance picture in the ragged f 1'
intour ! of a huge bowlder. Viewed F [
rein one point and only one , it stands
sharp and distinct against the jl
iky. ; From all other points the rock *
a shapeless mass. The image meas- ed .
ires < full 25 feet from chin to brow P1
is close to the top of the hill. In 7 ?
ed
vicinity have been found Indian '
'
f 'or
elics ; ovens , stones containing Indian
vritings , arrow heads , mortars and
tech
tiany traces of a settlement of abor-
md
ines. ;
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Cost of Handling Freight. 0a ?
The cost of freight hauling per ton
mile on the London Northern Rail-
, England's most important line ,
xpressed in cents , is 3.49 ; on the
'ennsylvanla Railway the cost is .404
a cent , and on the New York Oen-
Al-G of a cent. id ,
t > > y
makes a mother mighty mad when iy
meets a childless woman out driv- vas
fVflhj
with a dog sitting in the buggy : hj
csule her. . > / , . [
, In attacking Mr. Chamberlain in a
speech before the Primitive Methodist
Conference the other day at New-
castle-on-Tyrie , England , the Rev. A.
T. Guttery , of Newcastle , defined the
present policy of the British govern
ment as a "reign of blood , beer and
Birmingham. "
It is related that once when Punch
printed a cartoon representing an im
aginary conversation between James
McNeil Whistler and Oscar Wilde ,
Wilde wired Whistler : "Ridiculous ;
when you and I arc together we never
talk about anything except ourselves. "
"You forget , " replied Whistler in a re
turn telegram , Mwhen you and I are
together we never talkj about any
thing except me. "
Henry Labouchere says that the
speeches of Lord Rosebery always re
mind him of the description given by
Prince Bismarck of a certain Prussian
statesman : "At the first he would
have an opinion , then he weakened it
by self-contradiction , then again an
objection to the contradiction occurred
to him , until at last nothing remained.
He was a clever speaker , but not in
clined to action ; indeed , he resembled
an India-rubber ball , which hops , and
hops , and hops , but more feebly every
time , until it at last comes to a full
stop. "
The Pullman Company has made a
demand on F. P. Woolston , a promi
nent Christian Endeavorer of Denver ,
for $200 damages to the sleeper in
which he recently made his bridal
trip. It seems that the car was cap
tured by Woolston's friends and deco
rated in a unique manner. Men's and
women's shoes and old horseshoes and
banners and tilings were nailed to the
windows of the Pullman sleeper , in
side and out Nails were driven into
the car with as much abandon as if it
had been a picket fence. When the
sleeper got back to Denver from Ogden -
den it is said that it looked as if
it had been the target for a Catling
gun. It was taken out of service and
put in the shops , and now the Pullman }
Company is trying to make Woolston
pay for the repairs.
While in Canada Lord and Lady
Lansdowne pleased the Canadian people
ple by their friendly and unassum
ing manners , which were in marked
contrast to those of former Governors
General and their wives. It is related
that at a garrison ball at Halifax the
colonel of the regiment that was giv
ing the dande came up to Lady Lansdowne -
downe and said : "Lady Lansdowne ,
won't you give me a dance , please ?
I'm tired of dancing with these silly
little colonial girls. They have no
style. I believe I'm engaged to one of
them for the next dance , but you
might be kind enough to rescue me. "
Lady Lansdowne replied , in tones loud
enough for everybody to hear , that the
colonel was nrf-t to associate with any
decent people , colonial or otherwise , °
and concluded : "If this is tlie way
you treat your guests , I will relieve
you of the presence of one of them
at once. " Then she ordered her car-
riage and left the ball. u
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MUCH VIRTUE IN AN ONION.
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Efficacj' of the Pimucnt Vegetable
Manifested in Various Ways.
The idea of an onion cure may not
strike the fancy of the esthetic ; however aihi
hi
ever , the experience of those who have hiPi
tried Tt is that it works wonders in Pihi
hi
restoring < an old-racked system to its higi
normal state again. There are three gio
kinds of "loses in the onion cure , or o
three onion cures , as you may choose m
put It. One is a diet on onions. tj
The other is onion plasters. And the ai
third is onion syrup. a
It is claimed by those who believe 'e
the onion cure that a bad cold can a
< broken up if the patient will stay a
indoors and feed on a liberal diet of nt
onions. It need not be an exclusive its
diet , but a liberal one. For instance , 01
onion cure breakfast includes a tc
poached egg on toast , three tablespoonfuls - in
spoonfuls of friend onions and a cup ce
coffee. Luncheon of sandwiches , ac
made of Boston brown bread , butter se
3 and filled with finely chopped raw Sc
onions , seasoned with salt and pep
per , makes the second meal on the
schedule. For supper 1he onions may
fried as for breakfast and eaten qi
with a chop and a baked potato. ca
The strange efficacy of onions is well ye
known to the singers of Italy and to ;
Spain , who eat them every day to im an
prove the quality of their voices and in
keep them smooth. Onion plasters are ev
prescribed to break up hard coughs note
They are made of fried onions placed to
between two pieces of old muslin. The ' .
plaster is kept quite hot until the pa- su
Lient is snugly in bed , when it is plac suwl
on the chest to stay over night. Ar
Onion syrup is a dose that can be ev
bought of any druggist , and is claim pr
by some to be uuequaled as a cure is
' a cold in the chest.
All this is probably quite time. For
be done Tip "with onions , both inside
out , would be enough certainly to ma
ilia.se out any self-respecting cold. ert
Cable Talk. ag
ily
LAST OF THE BUCCANEERS. in
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Fate of a Piratical Crew That
Put an Knd to Piracy. is fin
As late as the year 1S25 the waters
idjacent to Porto Rico were infested
a bloodthirsty band of pirates led
a Spaniard named Confrecinas. It ? U
the proud boast of the buccaneer
hief that he neither gave nor asked S
uarter. In March of the year mencai
tioued Captain John Drake Sloat who
twentyoneyears later raised the
American flag over California , was
placed in command of the sloop of
war Grampus , with orders to proceed
to the West Indies and wipe the pi
rates oil the ocean. The Grampus
cruised for some weeks without catch-
i ing sight of any pirate vessel. One
! ' morning while the sloop was lying at
' anchor in the harbor of San Juan a
man who had swum ashore from a
merchant vessel captured by Confre
cinas reported that the pirate brig
was anchored in the Boca de Inferno
( Mouth of Hell ) , an obscure harbor
I some miles up 'the coast , ' waiting to
! attack a heavily laden schooner which
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J was to sail from San Juan that very
day.
Confrecinas knew the Grampus well ,
so to make sure of his prey Captain
Sloat placed a heavily armed crew
and cannon loaded with grape on
board the schooner and sallied forth.
The pirates , unsuspecting any resist
ance , bore down on the disguised ves
sel with the black flag and skull and
cross-bones at the brig's masthead.
Not a move was made by Sloat and
his crew until the vessels were almost
alongside , when the marines arose
from the deck and poured a deadly fire
.
into the brig. Confrecinas rallied his
men and for some time kept up a run
ning fight , showing great skill in
manipulating his crippled vessel. He
was finally forced to run his brig
ashore. Forty of the crew with the
buccaneer chief were captured by
waiting soldiers. They were taken to
San Juan , court-martialed the next
day and shot. Confrecinas was the
last to die. When they attempted to
bind his eyes he threw the men aside ,
ridiculed the priest and exclaimed in
a loud voice :
"I have slain hundreds with my own
hands and I know how to die. Fire ! "
He fell pierced by many bullets , the
last and most bloodthirsty of the buc
caneers of that region. Harper's
Weekly. '
THEY DWELL IN CAVERNS.
Residents of Normandy Dig Theii
Houses in the Cliffs. '
We have often heard of the cliff
dwellers and are accustomed to think
of them as a prehistoric race , the remains -
mains of whose few scattered dwell
ings are a matter of curiosity to tourists -
ists and a prize to antiquarians. Few
people know that at the present day
there are whole communities in
France whose only habitations are
hollowed in the rocky hillsides and I
whose entire business life is carried
on in caves.
We had seen in Normandy isolated
instances of people living in habita
tions half house and half cave. But
they were in faraway towns and vil
lages ! and only the very poorest class
of people lived In them. Our first real
cave city came as a great surprise ,
for we had just left Tours , one of the
most highly civilized cities in France. m
We were riding on the road to Vouv- of
rny when suddenly , at the turn near er
L'ochocorbon , this first town of cliff
dI erkr
dwellers burst upon us. kr
High above us towered a huge mass krT
of overhanging rock , strata upon
strata , bearing upon its summit a erin
most peculiar tower , supposed to have orT
been a watch tower in ages gone by. in
Its foundations hung over the rock inm
upon which they were built and it lo
seemed as though it wouid crash down to
at any moment upon the village be pa
paE
neath. >
Scattered over the face of the cliff , IV
door and windows , narrow stairways -yf
and little belvideres could be seen , J.to
habitation upon habitation , in most ve
picturesque disorder. Walls along the
high road hid the immediate fore no
ground and we looked in vain for an anon
opening ] by which we eould have a
nearer view of this strange communi on
ty. At last we found an open gate
and , peeping through , were greeted by
dear little old woman , whose wrink
led , smiling face was surmounted by thi
snowy white rap. Her doorway was Sti
bower of flowers , hollyhocks , asters , '
nasturtiums and deep June roses. By
.
side was an < jld well and a little
rhi
outhouse for her weed and gardening
ls. Her cheery "bon jour" was an
he
invitation to enter and we gladly ac
cepted her cordiality. We followed her
ncross the little yard and were soon '
seated in her one and only room.
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Scribner's Magazine.
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Kiloy's Confession.
James Whitcomb Hiley is thus
quoted ; in the Lamp : "I have been
catching the next train for so many nc
fl
rears that I have had but little time :
devote to the social side of life , and
, In consequence , a confirmed novice
all the gentler graces. Only a few be
veniugs since , somewhere , I pro- am
lounced 'don't you' with the 'ch' sound "e
it and well , you must imagine , for An
can't describe , the overwhelming , the
iuffocating sense of my humiliation Th ?
vhen my attention was drawn to it exl
Vnd horror dn horror's head ! the same nd
evening I was detected in the act of Fo
just the word wli
n-onouncing < program as
spelled ! " grc
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Making a Ball. Wl
In making a league baseball a rubber a
narble an inch in diameter is cov- ma
red with coarse yarn. Then a wind- nd
machine gives it a layer of four- yet
blue yarn , after which it is soaked vid
cement solution and dried. This Bo
irocess is repeated until the exact size
gained , the last two layers being
jier * yarn. The horsehide cover is
nd
ewed on by hand and the ball is N
tie
hen ironed. It must weigh just five :
j
unces and measure exactly nine
iches in circumference. A
it's ;
Soda water is probably so-called be- .
ad
ause there isn't a bit of soda hi it
OLD
FAVORITES
My Country , 'Tia of Thee *
My country , 'tis of thee ,
Sweet land of liberty ,
Of thce 1 sing ;
Land where my fathers died , >
Land of the pilgrims' pride ,
From every mountain side ,
Let freedom ring.
My native country , thee , * "
Land of the noble free ,
Thy name I love ;
I love thy rocks and rills ,
Thy woods and templed hills ;
My heart with rapture thrills
-Like that above.
Let music swell the breeze ,
And ring from all the trees'
Sweet freedom's song ;
Let mortal tongues awake ;
Let all that breathe partake ;
Let rocks their silence break ,
The sound prolong.
Our fathers' God , to Thee ,
Author of liberty ,
To Thee we sing ;
Long may our land be bright
With Freedom's holy light ;
Protect us by Thy might ,
Great G-od , our King.
-Rev. S. F. Smith.
The Vale of Avoca.
There is not in this wide world a Vallej
\ so sweet
As that vale in whose bosom the brigbJ
waters meet ;
O , the last ray of feeling and life musl
depart.
Ere the bloom of that valley shall fad <
from my heart !
Yeh it was not that Nature had shed o'ei
the scene
Her purest of crystal and brightest ol
green ;
'Twas not'the soft magic of streamlet 01
hill
O , no ! it was something more exquisite
still. t \
'Twas that friends , the beloved of mi
bosom , were near ,
Who made every .dear scene of enchant
. ment more dear ,
And -who felt how the best charms 01
nature improve
When we see them reflected from lookt
that we love.
Sweet vale of Avoca ! how calm could i
rest
In thy bosom of shade , with the friends
I love best ;
Where the storms that we feel in this
cold world should cease ,
And our hearts , like thy waters , be min
gled in peace.
Thomas Moore.
SEES HIS DEATH IN DREAM.
Montana Ranchman Murdered by n
Tramp He Had Offended.
Students of the occult are finding
much food for thought in the rnurdei
Fred Teasdale , a rancher of Bridg
, Mont , by a tramp who refuses tc
give his name , but who says that he
knew the dead man long ago , and thai
Teasdale < did him a deadly wrong.
"I had a queer dream last night ,
only it was not really a dream , " said
Teasdale < , when he went into the field
the morning , addressing several
men. "I thought that I was living
eng : , long ago and did a fearful wrong
a man who was once my friend. We
parted and met years later , when we
ragagcd in a quarrel. During this
juarrel he shot me. The funny par !
it all was that at the time I seemed
be living firearms had not been in-
vented. "
As the men were working , abouj
noon , a tramp appeared in the field
ind asked to be put to work. He was
riven employment. When his eyes fell
Teasdale he turned pale and stag
gered as if hit a heavy blow.
Soon Teasdale began to joke abou
his poor workmanship. This angered
he tramp , and hot words followed
Suddenly Tens-dale leaned forward and
'truck the tramp in the face.
"Curse you. that's twice 3011 havt
.vronged me in this world. " shouted
he tramp , ' "but it will be the last"
Then he drew a revolver and fired ,
ball penetrating the heart of th <
nucher , who fell dead. The tramp
vas seized and taken to jail. He re-
'upes to give his name , saying onlj
hat : Teasdale knew him. and that ht
aerely took revenge for an injun
lone him 1110113 * years before. Th (
ramp showed indications of having al
ne time filled a high position in th < tl
vorld and is evidentlv a man of edu in
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Animal
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t'n
Some curious statistics have jusi all
: n published upon what an insur >
nee company would describe as th ! L
expectation of life" in animals
Lmong the larger species of cattlt
on
here is some approach to uniformity. T3
hus , for the horse and the ass th < T3Co
?
xtreme limit is about thirty-five years
for horned cattle about thirty Ou
or the dog it is given as twenty-five Ca
rhile sheep , goats , pigs and cats an
Touped at fifteen. But there an
tranger disparities among birds
Vhile a goose may live thirty years
sparrow twenty-five and a crow ai
lany as one hundred , ducks , poultrj Gr
turkeys die of old age at twelv < °
ears. The palm for longevity is di
100
ided between elephant and parrot
loth pass the century. lon ma
ml-
Who Pass the Examination. bor
Seventy-seven per cent of the womei
but 62 per cent of the men taking
civil service examination are abli
pass It.
cantaloupe is like a kiss : when
good , it's mighty good , and verj fi
when it's bad. . (
Some rich men seem to be suffering- ,
lorn fattyidegenefation of the pack
et book.
A woman isn't necessarily behind-
be times just because she is shy tr
a few birthdays.
ID is possible to work yonrseU up ;
in the world by treading on other' '
people's toes.
Philadelphia now leads the world
in the number of Christian Endeav
or mission study classes It has fifty-
six , twenty of which 'have been erin -
in the past year
"I Pound It So. " j r
McCormick , 111. , Sept 28.-Mlsr
Ethel Bradshaw of this Vtoccteimt-
remarkable for
which is
ten a letter ,
of the con
he character statementsjit
tains. As her letter will be r od wi b
interest , and probably with profit ly
thought advisable
many women , it has been
visable to publish it in part. Among"
other things Miss Bradshaw says :
with th6 various
"I had Kidney Trouble
symptoms which always
rious unpleasant
ways come with that 'liaise , and I
have found a cure. I w > uld streagb
advise all who may be suffering with
any form of Kidney Complaint to use
Dodd's Kulney Pills , a remedy which
I have found to be entirely satisfac-
"This remedy is within the reach of
all and is all that it is recommended
to be. I found it so , and I therefore-
feel it my duty to tell others about it.
Dr. Dunaway of Benton , 111. , uses-
Dodd's Kidney Pills in his regular-
practice , and says they are the best
medicine for Kidney Troubles. He-
claims they will cure Diabetes rn the-
last stages. _
At an industrial school in Liver
pool , where twenty children were
bathed in the same water , several
cases of pneumonia have been sets op
There are said to be more speci
mens ol the cedar of Lebanon in the
gardens round London than on
Mount Lebanon itself
Hits and
Wiggles Does your wife miss yor
when you are away from home ?
Miggles No ; but she frequently
misses me when I'm at home.
Wiggles Why. how's that ?
Higgles Her aim isn't accurate.
Some women's complexions are not
'skin deep.
. H.Ibis a flat courtship that has ro
pop" to it.
Silence is an excellent remedy for
igossip.
8100 Kcward , S100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased tt
fearn that there is at l&iat one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages , and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure known to tno medical
fraternity. Catarrh beinfr a constitutional dis
ease , requires a constit-itional treatment. HaTTs
Catarrh Cureistakec internally , acting directly
on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system ,
thereby destroyiuc the foundation of the dis
ease , and nivintr the patient strength by bulldintr
up the constitution and assisting nature in doinc
its w ork. The proprietors have so much faith in
its curative powers that they olfer One Hundred
Dollars for any ca.se that it faiU to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
' ' < lr ss'J' CHENEY & .
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Sola
by Druegists. 75c.
Hall's Family Pills arc the best
A noble heart may beat bcneatb a
ragged coat , says an esteemed cnn-
temporary It is just as possible
, thab one may beat under a coat that
ihas has been neatly patched
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