issiDDi's ' Voice was excessively Inconsiderate of HT Mrs. Downs to die , ju.-5t as he was about to close thai N. , R. & M. merger , argued Henry Yates , but with due respect for his sister , he turned his back on his New York office , boarded the " 20-hour train" for Chicago , and of a sudden found him self living in the past. He awakened to a realization' that years had passed sine e his gentle , shrinking wife -had closed her eyes to eight of him standing shocked and wide-eyed with a wee baby girl in his arms. He had been so busy , fighting for a foothold In Chicago's financial world , that he had failed to note his wife's failing health , and even in the hour of her death , he had not realize that she had died literally of heart-hunger of longing for the companionship and the protecting love , but not the dollars , of ' the man she had married. Of one thing he was sure. He had loved her , in his passive way , and had meant to make a great lady of her , when he had won his financial fight. Ho hated the child who had robbed him of his wife. So the babe had been thrust into the willing arms of his widowed sister , and he had plunged back into the busi ness maelstrom. The allowance turned over to Mrs. Downs for the support of the child had been liberal. He had been in formed that her education had been carried on after the most approved methods , but he never saw her , and when from Chicago he had plunged into New York , still bent on acquiring OX THE VALLEY QUEE.V. . more and more wealth , he had passed out of their lives without even a sight of the child. - ( And now. of course , with Mrs. SMvns' death , something must be done. Doubtless his sister Lad had intimate friends among her own sex. The problem would be solved some how. And it was. but not just as he had expected. Edith settled it for herself , when she came to greet him , big-eyed , slender , li'ly-like and sorrowful. The daughter was her mother of their honeymoon days. Yates reached out his arms with a great cry. The paternal instinct awoke with a rush that robbed him of speech. But the girl understood. She was the sort who could read men aright. ! From that hour Edith's happiness and social success were of more vital interest to Henry Yates than the ac quirement of stocks and bonds. The latter were useful only in furthering her interests. Mr. Yates built a palace on Million aires' row and cursed in his heart the social lights who withheld their beams from his lovelj * . daughter. A lordling of depleted fortune but irreproachable social connections came and saw but did not conquer. Yatts said the price wis too high , and his daughter , curled up in his never-fail ing arms , thanked him between sobs of joy. But all this did not help matters when Allen Houston appeared on the horizon , and , so far as Edith was con cerned , filled it complete ' . Young Houston had a small patrimony a tre mendous fund of ambition , and the profile of a poot. Henry Yates said "No , " Edith re membered the lonely years her father had spent , talked pathetically , yet u.t waveringly , of "duty , " and Houston flung himself into the wilds of the west. Edith did not grieve openly , but the loving eyes of her father were not to be deceived. He became restless and anxious , and so they decided that New York was unbearable and the sight of New Orleans during the Mardi Gras would do them both good. Mr. Yates planned the trip without consulting Edith. They would go to 'Memphis by rail and there board one of the old-fashioned stemwheel riverboats - boats for New Orleans. Somehow , with the sting of social failure and the mad rush of his busi ness life wearing upon him Yates Avas hungry for the old life life he had known when he was only "Mr. Clerk" of "The Belle of the AArest. " Those were the days when the Yates fortune was represented by three fig ures , and during those river trips he .had laid the foundations for the pros perity which now ran into eight fig ures. ThiT reached Memphis'at night , but r > h. > in.sieslod upon a glimpse of the ina- I ; es.ic shci-r or swirling , yellow water. I ; was Ilk- ' ' . . ing an old friend , he otclarrd. : 'ii ( ! , with Edith's arm held to hi sir . he added : "I never realized how tired I was un til I got within sound of my old friend's voice. " The next morning they went on board the Aralley Queen. Yates thrill ed as his foot touched the deck. He walked briskly to the little window on the saloon deck and exclaimed : "Mr. Clerk. I want two of your best rooms to New Orleans. " A blue-coated figure came close to the window , a strong , masculine hand held out some keys , and a voice which made Mr. , Yates start answered : "The best two on board , Mr. Yates , and I hope you will find your trip with us most pleasant and comfort able. " Mr. Yates glanced wildly toward the shore. It was slipping away from them. They were in mid-stream and the man at the window was Allen Houston. Retreat was impossible Graceful capitulation was inevitable. Yates put out his hand. Thereafter he divided his time be tween the deck , Avhich he paced with his daughter , telling her lively yams of his own days as a river-boat clerk , and the office , where he shared Hous ton's preoccupation with his duties. There was something familiar alxmt It all the pleasant familiarity which takes 10 years off a man's shoulder. And Houston understood the work , just as Yates had understood it years before. AVliere he had started , Hous ton was starting. Some times watching his daughter's face , he wavered. But no ; it was im possible. His own case had been ex ceptional. All river-boat clerks could not be millionaires , and Houston was merely of a good , up-State family , without social standing in the world where Mammon ruled. Yet Mr. Yates found himself watch ing young Houston curiously. He wasn't half bad , this college-bred youth , who could dispatch office duties with ease , placate patrons who fret ted at the slow method of travel , and in an emergency could tell the deck hands more things about their ances try than Yates had dreamed of in his own river life. They had quit the bluffs , and cotton had given way to cane and rice. In a few hours they would touch at New Orleans. The deck hands had all been paid off , save for the dollar which in sured their aid in tying the boat to the dock. The clerk's duties Avere over , his pa pers In shape , and the last landing made. Mr. Yates met him on the sa loon deck , and remarked. "Let's go be low and watch those darkies lose all their money. " The old life had him in its clutches. Down below they went. Away in the stem the engines pounded. To ward the bow the furnaces glowed. Between the two. roustabouts had gather to gamble their earnings. Some of the negroes were already penniless. Others were flushed and excitedby their gains. Yates watched the scene for an hour , laughing at the apt remarks of the gamblers. Wall street Avas forgotten. Social ambitions died within him He was again in Allen's place , a clerk 'without a future , without great hopes. Suddenly he turned : "Man. they are happier than I have dared be since 1 stood where you are to-day. I am wondering whether it is wonh while the struggle , the knock out blows one must give and take. Mother Mississippi has been talking to me. Houston ; scolding me in her own way. Edith told me once that money was not all and I reckon she is right. At any rate , you may ask her if she still believes that. If she does , I won't stand between you. " An hour later the boat slipped around the crescent , past the coal docks and the fruit docks to the levees. The rush of the" water and the rudely melodious voices of the negroes singing at their work , mingled with a strange harmony. In the bow of the Valley Queen. Edith Yates stood with her hand clasp ed in her lover's her expectant glance fixed on the quaint old city. In the stem , looking backward upon the river , whose voice he had heeded. Henry Yates stood with folded arms. He was wondering whether he should ever go back to the mad struggle and the social walls he had striven so hard to climb for her sake. Boston Globe. Horses Sen re and High. "I have not known a period when horses were so scarce and high , " said T. E. Gilbert of Cincinnati at the Hotel Barton. "I am in the business and have of late been scouring Kentucky and Ohio with a view of purchasing a good-sized bunch , but had very poor success. More people want to biry than sell , and prices are at a point where it is impossible for dealers to make any profits. The country was drained of horse flesh during our war with Spain , and further depletion was caused by the Boer war. It Avill take several years to make up the deficiency , and high prices will continue. The au tomobile craze has had no perceptible effect on the demand for high-class animals , and I do not believe that it will ever get so violent as to make people indifferent to the delight of sit ting behind a pair of high steppers. " AVashington Post. About the only thing that comes to the man Avho sits down and waits Is old age. MACARONI. Parorite ffood. of the Italians , and How It Is Made. The national food of the Italian is macaroni. He keeps his native tastes when he comes to America , and to supply him and his fellow Americans of other blood who have made his favorite food one of their supplement ary articles of diet , there are several . factories in America. One of them , I in Boston , was visited by a Boston , Herald Reporter , Avho writes thus in regard to the making of macaroni. Real macaroni is made of hard Avheat of a semi-translucent sort which grows in southern Europe and Algeria , and which is richer in gluten and other nitrogenous matter than soft wheat. Macaroni is nothing but floor and water , but It has to be carefully made. The flour is mixed Avith boiling Avater in a cylinder which converts it into stiff paste. Then it rolled under a huge granite Avheel which flattens it into a smooth mass. The man at the Avheel cuts it into squares and claps it under the wheel again and again until it is thorughly kneaded. The dough then goes into an upright metal cylinder closed at the lower end with a thick disk of copper. This is pierced with openings , through which a plunge-piston squeezes the dough into threads. The threads are cut off at regular lengths and handed to a man who hangs them on woo.den drying rods. In making spaghetti the holes are small and the dough conies out in solid strings. In the manufacture of mac aroni the holes are larger and centered by mandrels which make the tubes hollow. Macaroni is also made Into pastes of various shapes , alphabets and thin strips , cut by machinery. When the macaroni is shaped , it Is sent up into a drying r'ooni , the small pieces in trays , the long strips of ver micelli , the thin , solid strips of spaghetti , and the large hollow tubes of macaroni on long poles the size of a broomstick. Here a current of air dries the paste. Genuine macaroni always shoAvs the bent ends where the long hairpin- shaped lengths have straddled the poles. Cheap imitations are made from common flour , which is not glutinous eonugh to bear its own Aveight , and therefore is dried flat. Real macaroni is tender , yellowish , rough in texture and elastic. It breaks with a smooth , porcelain-like fracture. AVhen it boils , as every cook knows , it swells to twice its sizo-awl does not become sticky , but holds its tubular form without collapse. It will keep any length of time , and is a very nourishing food. A CHARITABLE DUCHESS Builds Hospital on Her Estate for the Benefit of Tenants. The wealthiest peeress in England is the Duchess of Bedford. She is a sister of Lady Henry Somerset , long the head of the temperance move ment in England , and like her is a philanthropist. Recently on her hus band's estate at Woburu abbey she opened a handsome modern hospV-al for the benefit of her tenants and the people of her parish. The building is as Avell appointed as is any in Lon don and is sup plied Avitli the best trained nurses and competent sur geons and physi cians. Avho attend the i n s t i t u tion from London. The duchess spends much of her time THE DUCHESS. Ill visiting llOSpi- tals and prisons and in many ways evinces her interest in the less fortu nate class of people. In manner she is haughty and imperious , qualities which do not tend to make her popular in her own set. The Bedfords are among the great est land owners in England. They own huge blocks of London real estate , among them CoiiA'ent Garden Market and CoiiA-ent Garden Opera House. A curse is said to rest on the family estate of Woburn abbey. In the days of sequestration , in the reign of Henry Arlll. one of the duke's ancestors hanged the abbot of the monastery tea a trco. Another abbot predicted that the dukidom should never pass in di rect line three times in succession. Thus far the prophecy has held true , and as the only son of the duke is a delicate boy of 12 there are not Avant- ing those who believe that the proph ecy shall be fulfilled again. This youth would be the third in the direct line. Au Industrious Gas Meter. "I'm the gas man ; just dropped around to see if you need anything ; anything out of order ; any complaints against the company. " "No , I don't think I need anything just now , but I've got a complaint. The meter Avorks too hard for the com pany. My gas bill is entirely too big. " "Oh , we don't call that a complaint Good morning. New York Press. Labor Poorly Rewarded. D'Auber I only got ยง 25 for that painting. Friend AVell , you didn't put much work on it. D'Auber AA7hat ! I guess you never saAV me trying to sell it Philadelphia Ledger. Cheerful in Spite of Everything. Tommy Pop , what is an optimist ? Tommy's pop An optimist , my son , Is a man who is married and glad of It. Philadelphia Record. AVhen a man loses confidence in him self he makes the vote unanimous. The Woman "Who Swims. Swimming will do more to develop perfect health in women than any other form of exercise. It develops the whole body symmetrically , loosens ens the joints , gives free action to the limbs. It Increases the lung capac ity , inducing' de p breathing ; straight ens the frame , throwing the chest for ward and the shoulders back. The woman who swims ffftias all this , and in the gaining has mftch pleasure. In the water she is suspended , with out the least lundrance to the mo tion of her body , she can move her arms or legs In any . direction and bend the trunk freely. The different methods of swimming , all of which she Avill learn in time , bring into use all the muscles of the legs and arms. A SAvirumer soon learns deep breath ing , as a deep breath Avill keep the body at the surface of the water Avith- out , the extra effort required by the use of the legs and arms. The positions of the swimmer at first seem strange to a woman : the disuse of certain muscles has degen erated them , and when she enters the water to swim she feels no Inclina tion to use muscles which she has not used since early childhood the mus cles of her Avalst and abdomen. AVhat she does try to do i to make the same restricted motions that she is forced to make ordinarily , the knees together and the little jerky strokes of the arms and legs. She soon sees the folly of this , however , and in time acquires the long , sweeping , graceful stroke of legs and arms which comes to the proficient swimmer by prac tice. ' Who has ever watched the actions of a professional swimmer and noted the long sweep of the limbs , the re covery of the arms for the new stroke , and the Avide , powerful swing of the legs , without a desire to acquire a little skill and power , combined with a like grace of motion. Macfadden's Magazine. Phines in London Society. * One of the most successful Ameri can Avomen in London society is Mrs. S. P. Chauncy , formerly Miss Alice L arr , of Louisville , Ky. , and a noted belle of that city. Since taking up her residence abroad her name has been linked with that of Lord R o s e b e r y , ex- Prime Minister , but no engagement has been an- MKS. s. s. oiiAUXcr. nounccd. Mrs. t'hauucy is the daughter of the late Colonel Carr , of Louisville. On his death he left but a few thousand dollars' insurance for his widow and two daughters , but within three months Alice had married Samuel Sloaue Chauncy , a millionaire NCAV- Yci-ker. Soon after her marriage her husband died. She then went to Eu rope Avith her mother and sister and attracted much attention in London and on the continent by her beauty. Her sister is now the Avife of Lord Newborough , an Irish peer and En glish baronet. Mrs. Chauncy is regal ly beautiful and adds to this quality the .additional one of being very wealthy. My Vacation Mecca. I will not spend vacation's days Beside a summer sea , Nor will 1 seek the pleasant Avays Of gay humanity. Upon no mountain's rugged crest , Will I unfold my tent. But in a place of peaceful rest My moments will be spent. I'll journey to a quiet spot , Beyond a shady lane. The threshold of a moss-grown cot My feet will cross again : And then 'her lips I'll fondly press , Her form I Avill embrace ; I'll look upon the loveliness Of her angelic face. We'll stroll together , side by side , And , gazing in her eyes , My 'heart ' will thrill with manly pride , And love that never dies. For , in that cot of humble charms Abides my purest joy My mother waits with open arms , To welcome home her boy. Leslie's AVeekly. Rcsrardn Man as Only a Nuisance. A leading club woman of the East , who has had considerable experience with men for , not satisfied with one trial , she has had three husbands has a very i poor opinion of the sterner sex. "I weigh man's moral carat on the scale of his personal habits , " she says. "A man , when he is perfectly nice and clean , tastefully dressed and not noisy , is bad enough , but a man who wears his hair in his eyes and over his collar , manicures outside his own room , leans around , sits with his feet higher than his head and all that is unbearable. If I married one of thebeasts inadvertent ly I'd break him to decency or I'd kill him Avith indigestion. AVhat's the good of a husband , anyway ? He has never been more or less than a pet or pro vider. By his own admission female competition has srroyed his useful ness as a provider. That Is all right ; it simply makes him twice a pet. Now , having reduced him to his loAvest terms , since it was only a question of a pet , why not be satisfied Avith a bird , a cat , a dog , a monkey , a parrot any thing ? Such pets do not smoke , get drunk , nor bring mud into the house. They never talk back. They come Avhen they are called and they do not try to run things. " Prai.e Your Wife. Praise your Avife , man ; for pity's sake , praise your wife when she de serves it ! It won't injure her any , thoui'b it may frighten her some from its strangeness. If you wish to make and keep her happy , give her a loving word occasionally. If slit' takes pains to make you something pretty , don't take it with only : "Yes , it is very pretty. AVoift you hand me my paper ? " It will take you only a moment's time to kiss her and tell her she is the best Avife in town. You Avill find it to be a paying investment one Avhich Avill yield you a large return in in creased care and Avilling labor for your comfort. Loving praise will lighten labor wonderfully , and should be free ly bestowed. I called on a friend one day and found her up to her eyes in Avork. 'Oh. dear , " she said , "this is one of my bad days ; everything goes wrong , and 1 haven't got a thing done ! " "Let me help you. " I said. "No , no , " she replied , gently pushing me Into the sitting-room. "I'm going to leave everything and rest a while ; but I must just wipe up this slop first , " pointing to an ugly spot which disfigured the pretty oilcloth. Just as she stopped to do it her hus band came in ; he didn't see me , but went straight to his Avife. One quick lift , and he placed her on her feet , and , taking the cloth from her- Land , Aviped up the spot himself. "There , busy bee , " he said , "you have done enough to-day. You tired yourself all out getting my favorite dinner. Now , I think I'd leave the rest till to-morrow. " I spoke to him then , and he sat Avith me a few moments before going doAvn town. Shortly after my friend came in , looking very much amused. "I guess I was in the dumps. " she said , laughing , "for I'vefinished : and everything has gone SAvimmiugly since E came in. " Anna Edwards , in United Presbyterian. Health and Beauty Hints. Don't use the eyes when they are tired or weak from illness. A mustard plaster made with the Avhite of an egg Avill not blister. Don't bestow less care upon the teeth than upon complexion and hair. AVheiiAvalking don't throw the shoul ders far back of the line of the hips nor hold the arms rigidly at the sides. Don't become too stout. Although plumpness of contour is by no means unbecoming , corpulence is a thing to be aA'oided. Bilious headache may often be re lieved by drinking two teaspoonfuls of finely powdered charcoal dissolved in half a glass of water. A seidlitz powder should be taken one hour later. Don't think that because you are 40 and fair you also should befat , and that nature has laid down a law that women shall accumulate layers with years , like a magnolia or any other tree. To keep the hair from becoming thin and splitting at the eiids clip it every two Aveeks. Shampoo it once a month with castile soap , avoiding the use of borax and ammonia. Singe it care fully and regularly. A small bottle of oil of lavender is as grateful to the stateroom "shut-in" as to the home iirvalid. It's still more so Avhen one has a seasick roommate. 'A fCAV drops in a little hot Avater fresh ens the atmosphere deliciously. The old-fashioned skipping-rope is said to be a great aid to beauty , some of the miraculous power which used to be attributed to the bicycle being supposed to attach to it. Its mission is the strengthening of the heart and the renewal of youthful charm. The ropes are provided with handles and may be shortened for high skipping at will. Couches and Nerves , Couches have saved more minds and nervous systems than all the doctors and medicines put together. It is the best refuge that the over worked housekeeper has , did she but knoAV it ; and the only fault I have to find with women is that , as a rule , they do not use their couches half enough. AAThen distracted by the Infinite cares , of the household and Avorried over l this bill and that , a woman should have a place where she can throw herself - ! self down , and , stretched at ease , al low her troubles to' straighten them selves out of their own accord. By these means hysteria is avoided , beauty is preserved , and the women's chances for eternal salvation are helped tremendously. Philadelphia North American. At the Seashore. t Priscilla O'nst arrived ) Are there any men here ? f Phyllis Oh , there are a few apologies - 1 gies for men. Priscilla Well , If 'an apology Is of1 fered to me I shall ac--ept it. * t ILL-TREATED TREES4 Idea * Held br Nevr-Yorkera on Sub ject of Arborculture. Some otherwise intelligent pcopla eeem to have queer nc Ions about trees. We are not sure whether they think trees require for their welfare treat ment Identical with that of lamp-posts and telegraph poles , or that they re gard a tree In a city street as a public enemy -which should be destroyed , says the New York Tribune. They surely must hold one or the other of these views , or else their actions grossly belie their beliefs. Here are some examples of the treat ment given to trees on a choice resi dence street In one of the best parts of the city : A few of the trees hare each as much as. a couple of square yards of open soil about them , grassless , ot course , and packed as hard and made as impervious to water as so much well-puddled clay. In some cases the open squares originally left about the trees have been carefully filled in with bits of flagging , close up to the trees all round. In some cases the squares have been carefully filled with concrete or artificial stone , fitting water tight if not air tight around the trees. In some cases the large tree trunks have carefully been trimmed square with a broadax so that the straight edges of flag-stones may fit closely against them. It may be added that these are all fine specimens of elms , linden and other trees. Befcre the sidewalks were thus adjusted to their trunks they were thriving almost as luxuriantly aa though they were In their native for ests. Now they are beginning to dla and the people are removing some of them , saying that "there's no use in trying to grow trees in the city , any way. " Perhaps they are right. 'Perhaps a city ought to be an unbroken expans * of masonry and asphalt , with not a tree nor a shrub nor a blade of grass within Its bounds. The parks should be cleared off and covered with asphalt u for roller skating rinks. It would cost a great deal less to maintain them in that condition. Perhaps the people , too might be varnished or coated from head to foot with some waterproof and airproof preparation. Then they would not need air or water , but would die as these trees are dying , and it Ml would cost a great deal less to keep them so. THE BOY AND THE LADY. How He Won a I > ime by Mimiclcina Birds. As the lady came down the street on a fine May morning , she h ard a Baltimore oriole whistle. She hadn't heard one'for a lng. long time and never in the city so she. stopped to listen. The oriole whisJed , again , plaintively and sweetly , then a boy came around the corner. It was a boy a ten-year-old boy , with soft brown eyes and curly hair not too' clean , and a bit ragged. . "AVas that you imitating the oriole ? " said the pleased lady. . . "Do it again I love to hear the oriole. " But the boy was shy , and got be hind a telephone pole. "Can you whistle like a Bob-whiFe ? " * J V the lady asked. "Oh , do whistle like a Bob-AVhite. I'll give you a dime if you'll whistle like a Bob-White AVliere did yon learn to imitate birds ? " Still the silent boy hid behind the telephone-pole. "Well , I must go. " the lady said. "But IU1 leave this dime on the curb stone , and I know , that before I get very far away , you'll whistle like a Bob-white , won't you ? " The boy made no answer from be hind the pole , and the lady walked on Half-way down the block she heard another bird. It said. "Bob-white Bob-white , " high and clear. Of course , she stopped , and looked around. There at the corner was the boy , walking away from her. But he was looking back over his shoulder , and as long aa she could see him , she heard the note , "Bob-white Bob-white. " Detroit Free Press. Another Cure Ibr Consumption. Consul General Mason of Berlin ic. a recent report gives the composition and effects of sanosin , the new rem edy for consumption , which has had a careful trial at Berlin with gratify ing results. It was noticed by a traveler - eler in Australia that natives used a decoction of the leaves and roots of tlia \ eucalyptus as a remedy for consump tion with good effect , and that con sumptives coming from a distance to reside among the eucalyptus groves were benefited. On this hint a chemist compounded pulverized leaves and essential - ' sential oil of eucalyptus with powdered charcoal and flour of sulphur and gave his mixture the " " name of "sanosin. Owing to its volatility sanosin is put up in sealed glass tubes that hold each thirty-one grains. The patient breathes in a closed room the fumes generated by heating the contents of a. tube5" on an earthenware plate by means of an alcohol lamp. An aromatic penetrat ing odor is perceived and the patient speedily finds relief from his coi * h his expectoration is decreased and Tils' 3 appetite improves. The bacilus which causes the disease disappears , from the sputum and in 50 per sent of the cases a cure is effected. Baltimore Sun. Fooling the Bab3\ The limit of masculine humiliation has been worked in the case of a Wichita man. His wife makes him wear tucks in the sleeves of his night gown , trimmed Avith pink ribbon so that the baby won't know the dif ference when he walks the flqor with it in the night. Kansas City Journal. A new play is called "A Bad Egg. " It isn't likely to prove popular with the profession.