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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 27, 1903)
Mrs. Anderson , a prominent
society woman of Jacksonville ,
Fla. , daughter of Recorder of
Deeds , West , says :
! * ' There are but few wives and
mothers who have not at cimcs en
dured agonies and such pain as only
women know of. I wish such women
knew the value of Lydla E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound. It
is a remarkable medicine , different in
action from a-vy olhor I ever knew and
" I have Been caseq where worner-
doctored for years without permanent
benefit who were cured in less tha- :
three months after taking your Veg .
table Compound , while others wh
were chronic and incurable came on
cured , happy , and in perfect heal ! '
I'1 after a thorough treatment with th *
medicine. I have never used it mysel
without gaining great benefit. /
few doses restores my strength an.
appetite , and tones up the entir :
M system. Your medicine has been trie *
a'nd found true , hence I fully endcm.
it. " Mus. R. A. ANDEKSON , 225 Wash
ington St. , Jacksonville , Fla. # 506
forfeit if original of above testimonial proving gea.t
Inencss cannot be produced.
The experience and testimony
of some of the most noted womc"
of America jro to prove , "beyonr :
a question , that Lydia JB. Pinlc-
Iiam's Vegetable Compound Avil
correct all such trouble at our
by removing1 the cause , and r
storing the organs to a health ;
and normal condition ,
The University of Notre Dame.
NOTRE DAME , INDIANA.
FULL COURSES IN Classics , Letters , EC- .
nomics and History. Journalism , Art , Science
Pharmacy , Law , Civil. Mechanical and Elec
trical Engineering. Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and Commerci ,
ROOMS FREK to all student who have complftfr
the studies required for admission into the Soji"
bore. Junior or Senior Your of any of the Col'ejciwt. '
nOOMS TO RENT , moderate charge to Ktudmiir
Ter eventeen propainng forOollsfj'ato Courses.
A limited number of Cundidnten forthe EcclesiH *
Heal atnte will be received at Rpeoinl rates
ST. EDWARD'S HAM- for boys under 13 years , i
MDiqiT in the completeness of iU equipment.
The Both Year will open September 8 , 1MK <
Oatalocuc * Frew. Addre * *
R V. A. MORR1SSEY. C. S. C. . Praldtrt. Box 2S ;
A purchased friend n verlasts.
Yep , my eon , ei du-ance is a brig ,
rirtae to contem1 i'e at a d stanr.e
Friendship only exists between tin
Gcd remits sirs , but not consequei
It tak s mauy men to build a ship.J
out one worm can sink it Apply thai
Have you ever noticed that peails o
character often form in our soul's s r
A speck of cold weighing the nul-
ionth part of a giain may be easily
een by the naked eye.
A drop of castor oil in the eye to
remove foreign tody is said to be s
Efficacious as fl.ixseed.
The Chinese have a flower which
Is white at night or in the shade and
becomes red in the sunlight.
Frost has various effets. Under the
same temperature eggs burst , apples
shrink and potatoes turn black.
The purchasing power of money in
the days of the Roman emperors was
about ten Unies what it is at pres
The most wonderful vegetable in
the world is the truffle : it his :
aeither r-ots , stem , leaves , flowers
The largest sum ever offered for a
diamond was $2,150,000 by Prince c.f
Hyderabad , India , for the ' -Im
A broken wooden horse , with whi h
Napoleon Bonaparte played when a
child , was recently sold 'or 1,000
The Question Answered.
" * J | * Estill Springs , Tenn. , Aug. 24.
Jf Many questions arc being asked of Mr.
f ' C. D. Holt of this place in regard to
his wonderful recovery. For over two
years he has been down with his back.
He was so very bad that he could not
even lace his shoes , and from this con
dition be suddenly appeared well and
strong as ever.
It is no wonder therefore that his
friends are asking him "How did you
do it ? "
He tells them all : "Dodd's Kidney
Pills did it , " and adds : "This remedy ds
a genuine good medicine and one that
I can heartily /'recommend to every
"Everyone around here knows how
[ very bad I was. I was so weak in my
iback that I couldn't do anything that
needed stooping or bending over , and
three bores of Dodd's Kidney Pills
made me as you see , as well as ever I
"They certainly had a wonderful ef
fect on my caj ? '
"Yes , stranger , " drawled the upState -
State farmer , "that train is loaded
with butter. "
"But I thought it was a milk train ? "
Interposed the city man.
"So If was , but coming down the
mountain it left the track and when
It got back again all the milk had
been churned to butter. "
Stone-Cutter What name shall I cut
on the headstone ?
Widow Simply put "Thomas
"Well , there is one thing that can
be said of Crawfoot. Although he
went fishing himself on the Sabbath
he didn't let his little son fish. "
"I am glad to hear that. Was the
boy at Sunday school ? "
"No , baiting the hooks. "
Would Be Palatable.
Reginald Bah jove , that barbah
should be more progressive.
Hairy In what way ?
Reginald Well , if he must get that
shaving soap in a fellow's mouth he
should have it flavored with vanilla
"I'd like to be popular out here , "
said the millionaire from the East.
"Wai , pard , " drawled Amber Pete ,
"if you want the boys to think you
are any good you must kill your
"That so ? All right. I'll have my
chauffeur let me run my automobile. "
At the Dinner Party.
Gunner What a cold and reserved
beauty Miss Beacon is ! She preferred
to walk into the dining room unescort
( luyer Yes , she reminds us of time
Gunner How is that ?
Gnuyer She waits for no man.
He Carried on Warfare.
"That's won on me ! " said the gen
eral's horse , as the enemy surren
dered. Columbia .Tester.
A Bad One.
The Husband ( during the quarrel )
You're always making bargains. Was
there ever a time when you didn't ?
The Wife Yes , ? jr ; on my wedding
A DIFFERENCE IN EYES.
Potato Well , old one-eye , how did you like the circus ?
Noodle Oh. not at all ! Couldn't r-ee anything. There were too many
ings going on at the same time.
Potato Gee ! I thought it fine ; had a great time.
Needle- Well , why shouldn't you think it fine ? With all your eyes you
Tould see all the rings at once.
"You have had some experience with
the fair sex , " said the inexperienced
youth who had been jilted : "how is
the best way to get around a girl" '
"With your arms ! " tersely replied
? omethincr in It.
Mrs. GhugwaterJoslah , do you be
lieve there is anything in palmistry ?
Mr. Chugwater Yes ; I have been
old that some palmists get as high as
> 1liO.1 work out of it.
Composer How much ought I got
for my new song ?
Critic Six months.
The Strenneua Iife.
Caterby What are you doing in
town ? I thought you were living in
the country playing golf , ping pong ,
tether ball and going to dances.
Peterkin I am. But I have to come
to town occasionally to get rested.
Bess Why did you break off your
engagement with Jack ?
Nell I asked him to guess my age
and he did.
Knew the Daughter.
"Well , have you found a stage ca
reer all that you hoped ? Has Dame
Fortune smiled on you ? "
"I haven't met the old lady yet.
But I know her daughter. We have
traveled together for several years. "
"Her daughter ? "
"Yea Miss Fortune. "
Hia I < ove.
"Poor fellow , he loves her for all
he's worth. "
"He loved her more than that yes
"How do you mean ? "
"He borrowed a ten-spot from mete
to send her some Easter flowers. "
Teacher I feel for you , Tommy. I
feel for you every time I have to pun
Tommy Well , you found me all
right that time.
Very "Shockine. "
Young Housekeeper Please send me
two pounds of butter , a dozen eggs
and a box of seeded raisins.
Grocer Anythin else , ma'am ?
Young Housekeeper Why , yes ; you
might send two pounds of those elec
tric currants I hear so much about.
I'd like to try them In the fruit cake
and see if they are any better than
the old kind.
Mayme Are you going to the sea
shore this summer ?
Bdyth Not me. I bored almost to
death there last year.
Mayme Not enough men ?
Edythe No ; too many mosquitoes.
An Enjoyable Eveninjr.
"Yes , I went to the musicale last
night and had a delightful time. "
"Last night ? Why , the storm was
so terrific I should think It would
have kept most of the guests away. "
"It did keep some away , and for
tunately they were the ones who were
expected to supply the music. "
They Obstructed the View
Prospective Customer What have
you got in the way of fruit this morn
ing , grocer ?
Grocer ( misunderstanding ) Oh , a
couple of boxes of soap , sir , but I
can easily remove 'em. Columbia Jes
At St. LouU.
Quinn Airships will be all the rag <
De Fonte Well , It Is nothing un
usual for people to fly In a rage.
CATARRH DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS
Was Miserable-Gould Not Stand Up or Walk
Mr. .Tames M. Powell. (533 (
Troost street. Kansas City ,
Mo. . Vice Grand of 1. O.
O. P. . of Cherryville , Kan. ,
"About four years ago I
suffered wjth a severe catarrh - '
tarrh of the bladder , which
caused continued irritation
and pain. I was miserable
and could not stand up or
walk for any length of
time without extreme
weariness and pain. I be
gan taking Peruna and it
greatly relieved me , and in
eleven weeks I was com
pletely cured and felt like
a new man. " James M.
Hundreds of Dollars Spent
Mr. Cyrus Hers h in a n ,
Sheridan , Ind. , writes :
' 'Two years ago I was a
sick man. Catarrh had set
tled in the pelvic organs ,
making life a burden and
giving me little hope of
recovery. . I spent hundreds
JAftfES M. POWELL.
01 uoiiiirs in nicuifine wmcii did
me no good. I was persuaded by a friend
to try L'ornna. I took it tvovteks
without much improvement , hut I kept
on with it and soon began to jjet well
and trong very fast. Within f\vo
months I was cured , and have been well
ever since. I am a strong advocate of
Peruna. " C. Ilershman.
Peruna cures catarrh of the kidneys ,
liver and other pelvic organs , simply
because it cures catarrh wherever lo-
all bowel troubles , appendicitis , bilious TO CUKE : Five years ago the
ness , bad breath , bad blood , wind on the first box of CASCAJtETB
sold. NowitiH overalitnlUlon
Htomnch. bloated bowels foul mouth IieaI-
. , , * -
ache , indigestion , pimples , pains after cat- S aS"iiiH\i3HiLM ! \ S 3 auy similar a. year medicine , greater in the
iff , liver trouble , sallow complexion and dizziness. world. This is absolute proof of great niorit. and our bent testi
When yonr bowels don't move regularly you are getting ? monial. We have faith and seU CASCARETS absolutely sruar-
sick. Constipation kills more people than all other anteecl to cure or money re/nntled. Go bur to-day , tire fiOcbox-
, give them fair honest trial , simple directions and
os a , us per ,
It in starter the chronic
together. a for
if you are not satisfied , after usin ? one 50c box , return the un
ments and long years of suffering that come afterwards. used 5Oc box and the empty box to ua l y mail , or the druggist
No matter what ails yon , start tailing : CASCARETJ5 to from trhom you purchased It , and get your money back ferbotb
day , for you will never get well and be well all the time boxes. Take our adviee no matter what alls you start today.
until yon put your bowels riffht. Take our advice ; Health Trill quickly follow aud yon trill hless the day you first
stted the use of CASCABETS. Book free by mail. Address :
CA8CABETS tday , under am absolmte
guarantee to cure or money refunded. * ss STERLING KKWEOY CO. . NEW YOBK or CHICAGO
1 want to tflll you a secret. The way
to make yourself pleasant to others is
to sh w them attenti .n. The whole
world is like the miller a * ; Mansfield ,
who cared for nobody no , not he be-
cinpe nabodv cared f > r him. And the
whole world would serve yiu if yon
give th rn toe same cause. Let everyone
oneth refo'e , see that you do care for
D em , by fhowing them email courtes-
i . in which thrie is no parade , w oee
v. i e IF still to pl > ase. and which mani-
f js < them'elvfi ? by ter der and affection-
a-e looks a-d little -tcts of attent on
ivii g others 'he preferanre in every
li'tlfi enjoyment at the table , in th-
field , waliunr , sitting or standing.
Co timbtis discovered turtle soup.
Wee n never sacriGee our influence.
. O'MIUOII'S temple was begun 1U04
The chu'ch spire originated in the
S me butterflies have as many as
20.000 distinct eyes.
The catacombs of Eome contain
the icmains of about 6,000,000 people.
Sir Walter Ilaleigb had a court
s-fit of armor of solid gold inlaid
Harriet Martineau , when a child
( if s vena * so enamored of the pic
ture of pandise that she tried to
ut her throat with a carving-knife
in t.rrler . to go there.
Under Henry V. of England an act
of Parliament ordered all the geese
in England to be counted and the
-heiiUs of the counties were required
fi furnish six arrow feathers from
Sharp Brains Nowaday * or Drop
The man of to-day , no matter what his
calling , needs a sharp brain and to get
this he needs food that not only gives
muscle and strength , but brain and nerve
power as well.
A carpenter and builder of Marquette ,
Midi. , who is energetic and wants to ad
vance in his business read an article
about food in a religions paper and in
speaking of his experience he said : "Up
to three years ago I had not been able to
study or use my thinking powers to any
extent. There was something lacking
and I know now that it was due to the
fact that my food was not rebuilding my
"About this time I began the use of
tilt- condensed food Grape-Nuts and the
tesnlt has been I can think and plan with
some success. It has not only rebuilt my
brain until ir is stronger and surer and
more active , but my muscles are also
harder and more Grm where they used to
be loose and soft and my stomach is now
in perfect condition. I can endure more
than twice the amount of fatigue and my
nights' rest always completely restores
me. In other words I am enjoying life ,
and I attribute it to the fact that I have
found a perfect food. " Name given by
Posturn Co. , Battle Creek. Mich.
cuted. .No other systemic catarrh rem
edy has : is yet been devised. Insist
upiui having I'oruiiii. There are no
medicines that can be substituted.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Peruna ,
write at once to Dr. Ilartman , giving a
full statement of yonr case , and he will
bo pleased to give you his valuable ad
Adiln-ss Dr. ITartman , President of
The Ilartman Sanitarium , Columbus. 0.
I The surprise pie during the time of
the Stuarts in England contained a
dozen live frogs that leaped over the
table when the cover was removed.
The most valuable bit of ore ever
'smelted ' was fuund in a mine at Ish-
peming , Mich. It was 200 pounds of
quart/ bearing gold assaying $50,000
to the ton.
Think of payirg $2oO,000 for a sin-
ule meal. Thar is whut a wealthy
R < man once did , when he wished to
! i in puss a df zen guests with his dis-
j legaid for riches.
At banquets , in Queen Elizabeth's\
time , every guest came with his
spoon in his pockr t.
Ox-tail soup was invented r- ?
French prisoners in the English fleet ,
who were given for food only the
tails and refuse.
The first mention of money in the
scriptures was Abraham's purchase
of a sepulcber , for 400 shekels of sil
ver , B. C. I860.
The most valuable of modern paint
ings is Meissonier's " 1814 , " which
was bought by a Frenchman for
Kikola Tcsla , the great electrician ,
claims to have invented a machine
tbat will cure any distemper from
A Skin of Beauty Is a aoy For veri
T\S. T. FELIX COURATJD'8 OUIENTAJ
U CREAM. OIL MAGICAL BKAUTUUEK.
He more * Tan. Pimple * . Freckles
Moth Patches , RAM. and Skiff
diseases , and erery bluralsh o *
E iR I l l j i detection. It 'hf
ijarmlMJ we tut *
to be gur It is prc
erlj made. Accep
no counterfeit n :
similar name. Dr. I.
A. Sayre said to t
lady of tha bnnt-toi
( a ti tUnt"A jot
ladlei will a e them ,
I recommend 'Gour-
aud's Cream * aa the
leaet harmful of all
tha Skin prepara
tions. " ForwJe bjr
all DrURRt-its ana
Fancy-Goods Dealers In the U. Canadas and Kuropo.
TRD.T. HOPKIN3. Fropr.S7GreitJoneaIt.N.y-
CURES WHERE AIL ELSE FAILS.
Best Conirti Byrup. Tastes Good , use
In time. Sold by drnzcl its.
K sors afflicted s * with \ T&offlpsonsEyeWater
N. N. U. , 786-35 YORK , NEB
According to the Society for the1-
Prevention Qf Cruelty to Animals-
there has been but one mad dog in
New York City fcr twenty-eight
A meeting of 2.000 persons over
seventy years of age is annually held
at Leicester , England , and of these
over 400 die before the next anni
The Shah of Persia and the Sultan-
of Turkey each possesses a prayer
mat , or rug , made of diamonds and"
pearls.and valued at $2500,000 apiece
WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS |
TRIAL BOTTLE 1O CENTS.
Look in the mirror. How your face
has gradually photographed your
Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for ohil
( Iron teething , softens the jjums , reduces inlia-
matlon , allays pain cures colic. Pi Ire 25 < : bottci
Friendships formed for mere policy's
sake will fa 1 when the crucial test
I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con
sumption for Asthma. It has given me
great relief. W. L. Wood , Farmersburg ,
Ind. , Sept. 8 , ] 901.
The popular society woman is a part }
who pos sses no violent opinions.
Edisnn is now at work with a plan
to grease the sides of ships so that
they slip through the water more
How's This ?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foi
tjf * J' CHENEY & CO. , Props. , Toledo , O. .
e , the undersigned , have known F. J. Chenevi
for the last 15 years , and believe him perfectlv
honorable in all business transactions and finan
cially able to carry out any obligations made by
UH. . & T : ax' rtrholale Druggists , Toledo , o.
Waldlnt ; Kinnan & Marvin , Wholesale BniK-
Kis > ts. loledo , Ohio.
Uali's Catarrh Cure is taken internally , acting
irectly upon Jie blood and mucous surfaces o ?
Hall's Fainiir i jiis are 'he best.
FREE PROOF FORBIDS DOUBT.
have taken two besides , and I am able to do a hard d ' ' Z
send to humanity.Mrk ELLA A. MATTISOX ! ? GaS , P g ! s6 wor are a God-
The great fame of
Uoan's Kidney Tills is RaLUarc ,
merit.'s 1 003. " The sample of Doan's
tvon by the Trondrous
Kidney Pills came to hand.
power of the free trial to I also got one CO-cent box
demonstrate surprising from our druggist , and I am ,
merit. thankful to say the pain
across the small of my back
disappeared like a snow bank
Aching backs are eased. in hot sun. Doan's Pills
Hip , back , and loin pains reach the spot. "
overcome. Swelling or the ELMER
limbs , dropsy signs , and
rheumatic pains vanish. CAMBRIA , WYO. "Previous
They correct urine with to taking the sample of
brick dust sediment , high Doan's Kidney Pills I could
colored , pain in passing , scarcely hold mv urine. Now
dribbling , frequency , bed STATE. I can sleep all night and
wetting. Doan's Kidney Fills rarely have to get up , nd
remove calculi and gravel. _ or l7b * < w Tnail k eoapoo to that achine across my back ,
Relieve heart roMer-MUburn Co. . Buffalo. K.-y. Kobe ? * ' a little above my hips , is
palpitation , Insufficient - J *
apace li. Insufficientwrite addrea oU sepa . "
filet-plessness , headache , rate dtp. gone.
nervousness , dizziness. ISAAC W. STICKS.
Cambria , Wyo.
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