THE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT
I. fll. HICK , .Pub Isher.
TALENTINE , NEBRASKA.
Where women get into trouble is III
trying to be both the moth and the
flame.
Men's heads are like oranges. Some
times there isn't much left after you
get-a big one peeled.
Germany's grouch now extends near
ly all the way from the mouth of the
Orinoco to Baffin's bay.
A lot of people who should be spend
ing good time getting good money
Kpend good money getting a good
time.
We are building up a great navy ,
but there seems to be a good deal the
mailer with our battle ships most of
the time.
A New York goat ate its owner's
mackintosh and $50 in bills which
were in the pockets. Moral : Don't
leave money in your mackintosh.
Two German doctors propose to
reach the north pole by means of a
'submarine boat and wireless tele
graphy. The boat ought to be a sail-
orless craft.
A Kentucky woman has resigned
from the Daughters of the American
Revolution because she can't vote.
This is a terrible revenge , but let us
hope the country will bear up bravely.
A Parisian is now able to photograph
Ihe human emotions. Everyone should
have a photograph of the emotion that
accompanies the inheritance of $1,000-
000. There's nothing like a cheerful
picture to keep gloom away.
Another English nobleman who went
down to Monte Carlo for the purpose
of breaking the bank is being helped
home by friends. What a fine lot of
picking the English nobility would fur
nish for live American
some get-rich-
quick schemer.
When all promotions go by merit
and when the bright and studious
young man from the forecastle has as
good a chance in competitive examinations -
> nations as the youth from Annapolis
or the ensign on the quarter deck we
shall probably hear little of desertions
from our navy.
In what consists the progress of a
great city ? One reply is furnished
by the Mayor of New York , who says
that "Twenty-five years ago the poor
jf the city were nursed by inmates of
the workhouse and penitentiary ; to-
flay they are nursed by graduates of ,
a training school for nurses , maintain
ed by the city , that stands so high as
to have received , in 1901 , nine hundred
applications for admission from all
parts of the country. "
Ensign Hussner , who ran his sword
through the back of a friend who had
failed to salute him , is reported to
have said to the German police who
arrested him : "When I draw my sword
I want to see blood , and lots of it. "
And then he wrote a touching note to
the unfortunate victim's mother , sayIng -
Ing : "I had no ill feeling toward your
son. It was simply my duty as an
officer to chastise -him. " And Is this
the stuff out of which German army
officers are made ?
The novel attempt was recently
made to settle a literary question by
appeal to statistics. A Scotchman
holds tliat Burns was a greater poet
Hipn Shakespeare , because during a
jrear when count was kept only ninety-
one thousand , people visited the various -
ous shrines in Stratford , whereas a
hundred and sixteen thousand visited
Burns' birthplace and monument at
Ayr. This reminds one of the juror
who counted the number of witnesses
for the plaintiff and for the defendant ,
snd decided in favor of the majority.
Beports from the colleges last year
showed that women students and wo
men graduates enjoyed better health
than their sisters without college train-
Ing. One reason for this Is that the
well-equipped woman worries lesa than
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her Incapable sister. "In my fresh
man and sophomore years , " a success
ful business woman said lately , "I
borrowed more trouble than I could
pay back. In my Junior year I went
Into bankruptcy on trouble , and in my
senior .year I emerged with common
sense to my credit. " Fortunately a
woman does not have to go to college
io learn not to worry , else the world
would be in a sad state.
There is a man of 32 in a Broadway
store who receives a salary of $9,000
a year for suggesting things. His call
ing Is not exactly new , but it has been
. ' -pecialized. Twenty years ago he was
an ordinary salesman In the house fur it
nishing department , earning $ S a week.
. His cleverness in advising young mar
ried couples what to buy when they a
set up housekeeping attracted the
notice of his employers and h1 was
rapidly advanced Finally a depart
ment was made for him , and now all
that he does Is to suggest the Mnd of
carpets , rugs , shades , curtains , portieres
tieres , sofas , chairs , pictures , bric-a-
brac , etc. , that ought to go with the
Queen Anne or Elizabeth cottage or
the Harlem flat or the Riverside drive
palace.
Laborers in the vineyard grow stead-
jly fewer In number , according to the a
Congregational Ministers' Association ,
The theological seminaries confess a
dwindling attendance. It seems that
young men are disinclined to become
clergymen. There must be a reason
for such a situation. The ministers'
association attributes it to exaggera
tions of the strenuousness of a clergy
man's work and to the mistaken im
pression that the ministry is over
crowded. We'venture to differ from
the ministers. The reasons are to be
found elsewhere. This is an eminently
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practical and material age. Young
men looking about them for a life em
ployment are little influenced by sen
timental considerations. They see that
great material rewards are won by
successful men in almost every walk
of life save the ministry. The pulpit
alone offers small promise of a com
petence ; it offers none at all of afflu
ence. The man who enters the minis
try devotes himself to the service of
God , as it is proper he should , but he
abandons the hope of worldly com
fort. There are few young men of
this generation who enjoy religious
convictions strong enough to impel
such a sacrifice. Until there is a re
vival of such conviction there will be
an insufficient supply of clergymen. In
other words , the churches will have to
experience an awakening unless they
are to expire of spiritual inanition.
The situation is unmistakable.
The experiment of raising featherless -
less chickens might have had some
excuse iu the early days of the De
partment of Agriculture , when "Uncle
Jerry" Rusk had to blush when asked
for reasons for the creation of that
institution. Now , however , functions
enough have been added to make the
department busy and useful. Wireless
telegraphy , horseless carriages and the
like have a place in modern life , but r
what conceivable use is there for. |
featherless chickens ? No objections 1
have been raised to the department's I
plan for educating the hog in ihe ways
of cleanliness. It may be that originally -
nally swine were cleanly and decent ,
and that it is only a matter of traint
ing to restore the lost habit of living
on a higher planeAt no time , hewn
ever , have chickens been without
feathers , and the scheme of the deti
partment is virtually to create a new
fowl which must be at a distinct disadvantage -
advantage when compared with ordinary -
nary birds. The suggestion that roostv
ers should be deprived of their crow
by an early surgical operation can be
defended , but absolutely nothing cant !
be said in favor of chickens without
their natural and beneficial covering.
The hen has already been the subject
of wrong at the hands of man. By
the invention of artificial hatcheries
she has been robbed of the joys of
motherhood , and the chicks are
brought into a cold world without the
care of mothers. No wooden box with
gas heat can fairly take the place of "
the mother hen. A further outrage is '
announced in the manufacture of an
artificial egg. At least the hen should
be allowed to keep her feathers. The '
'
secretary of agriculture evidently rej
gards the experiment as an aid to't '
science , but since it can have no useful I
purpose the robbery of the chicken Is'n '
unwarranted and wrong. ,
The popular idea is that the man
with money lots of it can do any
thing be anything. The people who
think that simply do not realize the
bigness of the country and the little
ness of any one man who has nothing
to recommend him except the possesjj
sion of wealth. There are close to 700'
millionaires who live in New York. '
Some of them possess only a few mil-J
lions , and others fortunes that '
pay the debts of a king. You cannot'
name twenty men in the rich list who
have attracted the attention of the'g
public by either their good or bad'n
deeds. Not one in the list stands as
a
close to the hearts of the people as' „
Helen Miller Gould , for instance , orj
Dr. Lorenz , or any of the hundreds
ai
of persons who , when they pass away , 4.
will have left the world the better for
g
their presence. The other day the New tl
York tax officials assessed James M.
m
Baird for $2,500,000 of personal prop ir
erty. Who's Baird ? Only a million irrti
aire. New York doesn't know him. rtifc
fc
To be a millionaire In that big city no' jjj
longer secures prominence. Mr. Baird i-
was found living quietly at a hotel , '
m
and did not deny his wealth. Perhaps tl
less than two score persons knew that
such a man as John M. Burke lived ,
but he recently gave $4,000,000 for a
convalescents' hospital , and is still a
rich man. This is the do something
age. The aristocracy of brains does to
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count for more than money , even in si
society. Morgan's riches are the h
smallest part of him. He would be a si
big man if you could take his last h
penny from him. John Mitchell , |
Gompers. Bishop Spalding , Jane h
Addains , and hundreds more stand sc
head and shoulders above the occu-j v
pants of most of thc -brown-stone f
fronts along Fifth avenue. You can't' ' p
put them in a list. Each has individ-la
uality and character , and when the' u
record of the world shall be made up , e
Is bound to count for more than
mere dollars. The public's growing
appreciation of brains and brawn la
good sign. No nation ever became
great by wealth alone.
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A Slight Confusion.
"Casey is wan o' these men , " said'P1
Mr. Rafferry , "who can be patriotic f
wUtutwantln' ty give some wan a ll !
h <
'He Is , " answered Mr. Doolan. "It'a ° (
always 'T'ree cheers fur the black an'
blue' wit CaseyT shington Star.
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of the spring poetry written
not necesff rily for publication , but
guaranty of good faith. fi1 !
i CACAO IN PHILIPPINES.
j
New Source of Wealth Developed in
the Island * .
According to a bulletin of the Philip
pine Bureau of Agriculture on cacao
culture the cacao grown in the archipelago
pelage is of such excellent quality that
there is keen rivalry among buyers to
procure it at an advance of fully 50
per cent over the price of the common
export grades of the Java beau , not
withstanding the failure'on the part of
the Filipino to "process" it iu any Avay.
In parts of Mindanao and Negrcs ,
despite ill treatment or no treatment ,
the plant exhibits a luxuriance of
growth and wealth of productiveness
that demonstrates its entire fitness to
be considered a valuable crop in those
regions.
The importance of cacao growing in
the Philippines can hardly be over
estimated , as recent statistics place the
world's demand for cacao ( exclusive of
local consumption ) at i > OO.iJU.OO ) ( ( >
pounds , valued at more than SO'J.OOO
000 in gold. There is little danger of
overproduction , and consequent low
prices , for many years to come. So far
as known , the areas where cacao pros
pers in the great equatorial zone are
small , and the opening and develop
ment of suitable regions has altogether
failed to kepe pace with the demand.
Cacao is cultivated nearly every
where in the archipelago. It is known
in several provinces in Luzon'in .Min
danao , Jolo , Basilan. Pa nay. Xeirros.
Cebu , Bohol and Masbate , and iLs pres
ence can be reasonably predicated
upon all the larger islands anywhere
under an elevation of 1,000 or possibly
1,200 meters. In most cacao producing
countries its cultivation lias long since
passed the experimental stage , and the
practices that govern the management
of a well ordered cacao plan.'ation are
as clearly defined as are those of an
orange grove in Florida or a viney.ird
in California.
In widely scattered localities the
close observer will find in the Philip
pines many young trees that in vigor ,
color and general health leave nothing
to < be desired , and with due precaution
and with close oversight there is no
reason why growing cacao may not
become one of tlie most profitable horticultural
ticultural enterprises that can engage
the attention of planters in the Philip
pines. The bulletin treats of climatic
conditions necessary for the best de
velopment of thc cacao , which loves to
"steam and swelter iu its own atmos
phere , " the locations best adapted to
the ! growth of the plant , the soil , its
drainage aud preparation.
The cacao , relatively to the size of
the tree , may be planted closely , for it
rejoices in a close , moisture-laden at
mosphere , and thus permits a closer
planting than would be admissible
with any other orchard crop.
Marriage and. Lionj Life
Scientific research justifies the rule ,
"Marry and live to ripe old age. " After
a long experience with mortality ta
bles , Frederick L. Hoffman , a writer
upon insurance subjects , demonstrates
the influence of marriage on longevity.
Interesting figures show that the mor
tality of married males has bein con
siderably below the mortality of single
males , at all ages , the difference being
most noticeable between thc age periods
rri
riods of 45 and 04 years. Between
those ages , roughly speaking , three
single men die to two married ones.
siT
The rate of females gives a result fa
vorable to married women. Although
their death rate is greater than that
of single women iu the period between
15 and 44 years , after that period tlie
proportions are reversed in favor of
the married women.
In both sexes below the age of 40
the deaths among married persons , due
jc certain specific causes , are slightly
jr excess oL' deaths among single per
sons. The causes are cancer , tumor ,
nervous ( diseases , circulatory , digestive
aud ] urinary diseases. But deaths from
consumption among'single persons are
prepouderatiugly greater than those
among the married- Above the age of
45 the mortality of the married in both
eexes , from all causes , is much less
than that of single people. Mr. Hoff
man unhesitatingly concludes that
marriage makes for long life. Un-
floubtedly many factors other than the
fact of marriage contribute to decide
the question of longevity. The ques
tions ( of regular living and settled habit
must be considered as well as that of
the human being fulfilling his natural
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destiny ( aud following natural laws.
-St. Louis Republic.
The Poor Horse .Rubbered.
"I notice. " said the observant lady
( the cabby , as she handed him the
strictly legal fare , "that your poor
horse has got a large blister on the
side of his neck. Do be careful with
him , won't you ? "
"Yes , mum , " the cabby replied ; "he
hurt hisself turning arouud so often to
see if any kind-hearted old party
would give me an extra copper or twofer
for an extra feed for him. It did hap
pen once , and he was so surprised
and ; pleased that he wept tears of joy ,
mum , and I think it must ha' drawn
em all into one spot , and they ain't
subsided yet. " London Tit-Bits.
Sporting News.
"Let me see ; wasn't it LongfeHow
who wrote about that old mill at New
port < ? " said the loug-haired man.
"Say , you're mixed , old man , " re
plied the gent in the loud suit , "Long
fellow was the horse that won. the
handicap oiiect. Anyway. I never
heard of a mill bein' pulled off at New
port. " Philadelphia Press.
Too Busy Talking.
She I wonder why so few women
jtutter ?
He They haven't time to. Detroit
Free Press.
Something for Mothers
to Think About
Lives of Suffering and
Sorrow Averted
And Happiness and Prosperity
Assured by
CuticuraSoap.OintmentaniiPills
When All Else Fails.
Every child born into the world with
an inherited or early developed ten
dency to distressing , disfiguring hu
mours of the skin , scalp and blood ,
becomes an object of the most tender
solicitude , not only because of Its suffer
ing , but because of the dreadful fear
that the disfiguration is to be lifelong
and mar its future happiness and pros
perity. Hence , it becomes the duty of
mothers of such afflicted children to ac
quaint themselves with the best , the
purest and moat effective treatment
available , viz. , The Cuticura Treatment.
Warm baths with Cuticura Soap , to
cleanse the h kin and scalp of crusts and
scales , gentle applications of Cuticura
Ointment , to allay itching , irritation
and inflammation , and soothe and heal ,
and mild doses of Cuticura Resolvent , to
cool the blood in the severer cases , are
all that can be desired'for the speedy
relief and permanent cure of skin tor
tured infants ami children , and tbe com
fort of worn-out parents.
Millions of womun ue Cuticura Soap ,
assisted by Caticura Ointment , for pre
serving , punf\ing and beautifying the
skin , scalp , hair and hands , for anne -
ing irritations and weaknesses , auti
for many sanative , antiseptic purposes
which readily suggest themselves.
Sold 'hroushout the world. Cntlenr * Re olTnt. 50e. ( ta
form of Chocolate Coated Pllli , yfe. per Tial of 60) . Oint
ment. 4flc. , S < p , 23o. Depots London. 27 ChnxUrhone *
Hq. ; l' ri , S Rue de la Ftat Bfalon , lw Celumbni AT * .
Potter Dm * ft Cbem. Corp. Proprwter * .
agp Send for " How to Cur * BabHumonn. . "
Be thankful for the darkness into1
which you have been led. If the
way to the light that never shall go
out ? must lie through darkness , be
thankful j for the dar ness , Phillips
Brtoks. k '
A great deal of knowledge , which
is not capable of making a man wise ,
has a natural- tendency to make him
vain and arrogant. Aadison.
Gasoline Soft Soap.
Into eight gallons of boiling watei
shave a half pound of white soap , stii
until this Is dissolved , then remove
from the Ore and add a pint of gas
oline. Use hot , but do not take the
gasoline near the fire. V
Tlie iiest sort.
Willie Pa , what is a "preferret
: reditor , " anyway ?
Pa A preferred creditor , my son , ii
jne who doesn't bother us much witl
| is bill. Philadelphia Press. tr
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CASTOR IA bjd
Tor Infants and Children. n
nd
The Kind You Have Always Bough ! Pi d
to
Bears the toO
Signature of
of
oftt
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Dun't worry others , above all
things , by forcing them to share a
your troubles. Zf\
In spite of all the talk about race in
suicide , Cupid never strikes for shor enw
ter hours. w
Patient waiting is often the high ar
est way of doing God's will. tv
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WESTERN a
CANADA PE BE
If Attracting rnor9 Attention tban
nu7 other dirtrlct la the world. to
THE GRANARY , OF THE WORLD. " he
"THE LAXD OF 8CJJS1IOE. " el
The NATURAL FEEDING GROUNDS for STOCK elW
Area midrr Cray In 1908 1,987,080 Aere * .
Yield In 1002 117,022,764 BaifceU. Pfl
Abundance of Water ; Fn l , Plentiful. Cheap Build. S <
Ins Material ; Good G i " "f or | asturwand Huy.a fertile
soil , n anfficient rainfall , and A eliwata eirinz an ed.
3 MI red and ndeqnnt xnaon of growth. Horaeten > l
Land * of 160 Acrc FrccT the only chance bein a | 10 agar
entry. OIo to Churcho , School * , tc.'llailira8tap
all is'.tled district * . ar
Sand for A tins and other literature to Superin
dade
tendent of Iinmirrntion. Ottawa. Canada , or to
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A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever.
DR. T. FELIX COURAUWB OKIKNTAL
CREAM , UK MAGICAL , BEAUTIi-lEK.
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beauty , and drfici-
detection. It lint
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ladies w illume thtrt
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BRUTES GIVEN TO DRINK.
Many Animals Become Intoxicated en
Nature's Bevcrajrcs.
Although it has often been said ,
when speaking of drunkenness , that
even the beasts of the field do not get
drunk , it is nevertheless a fact that a
great many animals do get intoxicated.
'Take the elephant , for instance. IJe is
particularly fond of the fruit of the
Unganu tree , and although he appears
to have some idea that it is not good
for him he will go on eating when
he has once begun until he is wildly
excited and so intoxicated that he will
stagger from side to side. Every now
and then he will put himself up. shape
his huge head and tear madly through
the forest trumpeting at the top of his
Voice and terrifying every living crea
ture. It is said that he will even dan
jind defy his most dreaded enemy , .thi
tiger , when in this condition , but AVC
have no means of verifying this. It it-
well known , however , that an elephant
is in a most dangerous condition whei
suffering from the effects of eatin ,
this beautiful fruit and all who cai
take care to keep out of his way a
much as possible.
The sloth bear is another aninia
given to this failing. The natives o
India are iu the habit of han.jin. httl.
vessels on the palm trees for the p i
pose of catching the juice. This jtiiu
is so attractive to the sloth bear that
although such a poor climber , he wil
scramble up. and go on drinking th
juice until he is so drunk that ho CM
only slip helplessly to the ground and
lie there in a drunken stupor until tii
effects have passed ol'f.
But the sloth bear is not the om
animal who is so partial to this juic
of the palm tree. The curious fruit , o
fox. bats ( family Pteropodirtao ar
haricularly fond of it. This poculia
little combination of beast and bir' *
with its foxlike face , reddish furr.i
body and black , uneanny-Iooku-
U'ings , the delicate membrane of whir
Is always quiverm ? do "n to the ver
tips , will fly to these vessels in coin
pany with some hundreds of his com
jwnions and they will suck the juic-
imtil the ground below the tree wil
be dark with the bodies of these bats
who will lie there too helplessly in
toxicated to move or defend them
selves no matter what may turn up.
The biggest drunkard of all is per
haps the palm civet. So addicted i ?
Lhis animal to the drinking habit tha
lie has been termed the toddy cat
And a more helpless , foolish-looking
preature than he is when he is thor
oughly intoxicated with the palm juc ! <
it would be difficult to find. There an
many other animals given to this fail
ing , but all those I have spoken of
live in India and it may be that the
lieat which induces extreme thirst a
frequent excuse among men is .the-
direct cause of it. Collier's Weekly.
ECLIPSE OF A BAD MAN.
>
Sway Was Broken When He Met a
of Nerve.
"I am glad to be able to say that
the old-time feuds which used to pre
vail ! in my State have died out , and
that thc wholesale killings which ac
companied them are nothing but un-
ccpi
pleasant memories , " remarked Captain
piSI . M. Hanson , of Galveston , United
States marshal for the Southern ds-
trict of Texas , at the Riggs House.
"It was my fate to know some of the
bad men who turned things upside
down in Southern Texas a quarter of
century ago. They are about all
dead , and no successors can take their
place , for our people will never again
tolerate such disturbers of the peace.
One of the worst of the 'bad men'
that day was the notorious John' '
Wesley Hardin. It was his boast thatJ'b
Iu had killed twenty-eight men. For
long time he was the terror of Gonzales -
zales \ county , and of all the surround ti
ing country. He was an incorrigible
catile and horse thief , and a murderer
who killed without remorse.
"Finally a day of reckoning came
and he was caught and sentenced to a
twenty-five-year term in the State pen
itentiary at Huntsville. lie wasn't
model prisoner , and had to be whip
ped a time or two , but at length he
emerged from prison and went back
the scene of his former crimes. A
hot local political fight , involving the
election < of a sheriff of Gonzales county ci
ciel
was ! on , and Hardin took an active el
eld
part in the contest. He was still re d
garded as dangerous and greatly dread s
. One day he and the candidate
against whom he was working met ,
and a quarrel ensued. This candi
date , Jones by name , was as fearless
man as ever lived , and the way he
denounced Hardin was something to
remember.
" 'You have , ' said he , 'according to
your own boasts , killed twenty-eight pi
men. I am here to say that never one le
the lot did you slap when he had
; face toward you. Every man of U
them was shot in the back. You are TW
great coward as well as a murderer , se
and I will give you $1,000 if you will tB
flare to contradict what I have said. er
can make any sixteen-year-old boy in
- . ' * "
town whip you.
"Hardin didn't open his mouth , but
slunk away , followed by a storm of
leers. < He left the county , and was
shortly afterward killed in El Paso. "
Washington Post.
cc
Grieved.
"Charley , dear , " said young Mrs.
Torkins , "I am very much grieved at
your ignorance of scriptural matters. "
"What do you mean ? "
"I overheard you telling that man at T
races that there was a Jonah some
where : , but you couldn't exactly locate at
him. I really think it is time for you
read up a little. " Washington Star. bt
Paradoxical though it may seem , ev a
time a gun goes off it stays right
there.
.Nature is supposed to be iofallible , ?
yet it gives the rooster a comb but
'no bair.
< 'Mossy" is tbc term used for con
fused or indistinct marking in the
plumage.
Happy Is tbe woman who can make _
homo so clublike that ber husband"
doesn't care to leave it.
Tbe man wno paddles bis own canoe
nee often dues it because be can't Ret
anybody else to do it for bim.
A Maryland Wonder.
Upper Cross Roads , Md. . June 15.
Vever in the history of medicine in
this state has anything created such a
sensation by its marvelous cures of the
most extreme cases as Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
This wonderful medicine seems to
know no limit in its wonder working
that havi-
power. Long-standing cases
defied the most expert medical treat
ment seem to yield easily to this new
conqueror of disease.
Hundreds have testified to the virtue-
of Dodd's Kidney Pills. They tell of
severe cases of Rheumatism , Lumbago- f
Backache , Female Trouble , Nervous :
Diseases and even Dropsy. Diabetes
and Bright's Disease cured by this
medicine.
Among those who have boon bene
fited may be mentioned Mrs. John
Cooney of this place.
Mrs. Cooney says :
"I believe Dodd's Kidney Pills the ?
best remedy ever known- for Kidney
Trouble and weak back.
"They arc -without exception thd
best medicine I have ever used.
"I will always praise tl' in highly ,
for I know that they are go-xl. " f
Mrs. Cooney is only one of many
who say of Dodd's Kidney Pills :
"The most wondnrful remedy we
ever heard of. "
Mind TMs.
it makes no difference
whether It is chronic ,
scute'or inflammatory
Rheumatism
of the muscles or joints
cures and cures promptly.
Price , 25c. and. 5Oc.
K&tt&frHH
TO ACCOMMODATE those who are-
partial to the use of atomizers in ap
plying liquids into the nasal passages-
Pf
for > catarrhal troubles , we prepa re-
Cream Balin in liquid form , known as =
Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price , in
cluding the spraying tube , is 75 cents.
Druggists or by mail. The liquid em
bodies the medicinal properties of the *
solid preparation. Ely Bros. , 5G War
ren SL , New York. '
*
Albert Lea. Minn. , March 21 , 1001.
Messrs. ELY BROS. : I suffered
from a severe cold in the head. L
could not breathe through my nostrils :
and was about dead from want of
sleep. I used your Cream Balm andJ
woke up with a clear head. I would *
not take five dollars for my bottle oT v.J
Cream Balm if I could not get another.
S. K. LAySDALE.
Most men wnuld rather he known
'bi everybody than be felt bi a few.
When the hed and harte both pet
wrong , the hart is easier set right.
than the hed iz.
Bo Your Feet Ache and Burn ?
Shake into your shoes Allen's Foot-
Ease , a powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cure *
Corns , Bunions , Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores , 25c. Sample s nt FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted. LeUoj , N. Y !
You kan't mix luv and wizdoru to
gether ; like oil , luv will alwass be on
to ? .
Money is being raised all over the
country for the sufferers in Kischin-
"
efT Klsbnelr Kishlnef. A letter ad
dressed either way will go to the
same : place.
The bright dreams iu the heads nf
college graduates
have now givers
place to the real
THE REAL CRANK
IB Plainlr Marked.
A crank is one who stays in beaten
paths when common sense tells him to
leave.
The real crank is one who persists in
using ! coffee because accustomed to and
yet < knows it hurts him. It is this one
who a wars pays the penalty , while tie-
sensible person who
gives
up coffee and
takes on Posttim Food
Coffee in its place
enjoys all the benefits of returning health
A
well-known '
New lork City manufacturer's visited agent of
the gWerr
department of one of the big Xew York f
stores
not long ago and there he twted
! " I Pa'r the DeQalty for using coffee-
UOU
IT UGH I ir Qo \ / V M J3 t
i "i tea tlie aehcious Postum
S ST 1Ddeed to make e change
i ? gave up thc co&"ee altoirether
and have
used Postum
instead ever since
resuit of Postum'
* remarkable benefits
by Poatnm Co. , Battle Creek ,
J