TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER. ESTINfc ITEM * . Cemmeat * Criticisms Based Up m tks Haypemiacs f tks Day-Histori cal and. New * Nats * . Fine feathers do not make fine birds. v They make fine hats. A wink Is as good as a wireless mes sage to a soda clerk In a dry town. Politics makes strange bedfellows which accounts for considerable politi cal Insomnia. The man who paddles his own canoe now finds that he loses stroke every iime an electric launch passes him. At most , the best of friends may travel the same pathway but a brief time ; so , then , let us laugh and love while we ropy. About the time a man decides that be Isa child of destiny , destiny con cludes that she will only be a step mother'to him. Can it be possible that the day Is coming when men who hold public offices will have to earn their salaries Just like other people ? As Reed Smoot has but one wife , his enemies might switch around and charge him with aiding and abetting the crime of race suicide. John D. Rockefeller has visited the Grand Canj'on of the Colorado , and there is a strong suspicion that he intends to buy it and fence it in. A magazine writer proves by photo graphs that the woman of fifty is now as young-looking as the young woman of thirty. But are there any women of either age ? Rev. Dr. Coudlt said in a lecture the other night that King Edward is a direct descendant of Abraham. A nice way to slander poor Abraham , who can't talk back. The theory has been advanced that women are more weather wise than men. Certainly they are constantly ob serving atmospheric conditions in order to determine whether then : hair will stay in curl. Schwab has sworn that he lives in Pennsylvania , thus escaping the pay ment of personal taxes In New York. He continues , however , to draw his sal ary and take most of his meals in the latter place. Chicago women threaten to establish a newspaper and "print anything and everything exactly as it is. " The violence and bloodshed growing out of a paper conducted on these lines would throw into the shade a Boxer upris ing. And some prom. cits , would be among the lynchers , too. A contemporary makes a strong de fense of father because he "buys chick ens for the Sunday dinner , carves them fcirnself and draws the neck from the turns afer every one else Is served. " TEhis may sometimes happen , but it Is lioticed that pa usually has a nice little tid bit which he has been casually con cealing on one side of the platter. There are April fools and other fclnds. It was of the other kinds that Pudd'nhead Wilson wrote in his diary on July 4th : "Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all the other days of the year put to gether. This proves , by the number left in stock , that one Fourth of July Is Inadequate , the country has grown 0. " Any one who is incredulous as to the practicability of irrigation on a large scale or as to its value ought to see what has been acoinplished by means of it in Salt Lake City and other places where it has been applied. He would then wonder and regret why Congress should have been so slow to act. With in a few years the habitable territory of the United States will have been en larged by millions of acres. William R. Day , of Ohio , became a 'member of the Supreme Court of the United States on the first Monday in larch. Mr. Justice Holmes , who took bis seat in December , thus had a re markably short period of service as the newest member. More than two ; pears elapsed between the appoint ments of Justices Peckham and SIc- iKenna , and still longer periods are common. As the Supreme Court is now constituted , two of Its members ( were appointed bj President Roosevelt velt , one by McKlnley , three by Cleve land , two by Harrison and one by Hayes. The President who desires those whom he appoints to remain long on the Supreme Bench will select W men in the prime of life. It makes no difference what proof to the contrary is offered , the Ameri can people will always believe and maintain that Raleigh once lived in Virginia , that Putnam crawled into a den of wild wolves , that Paul Revere saved , his country by a ride , and that Barbara Freitchle dared the rebels just us poets have written ; that Funston ' -did actually swim the Bag-Bag , and that Roosevelt charged up the hill In the battle at San Juan In the very way that Verestchagin puts it. These things can no longer be considered as matters In dispute or points of'con troversy In our history. The belief In them is as deeply imbedded la the hearts of all Americans as is the be lief that Washington never lied or and that Mrs. O'Leary's cow kick- \ id over the lamp -which caused the big fire in Chicago. * Farming is a better business than it used to be. Not that it was not al ways an occupation of which to 'be proud. The trouble was we were not worthy of the vocation wherewith we were called. The point I wish to con vey is that we have now come to see what it means to be good farmers. There will always be men who are above ( or perhaps I ought to say be low ) their business ; but the man who Is farming because he feels that he loves the work , and must do It or die , is to-day the man the world looks up to and envies. You can now scarcely find a man in any-line of business who does not dream of the time when he can own a little place in the coun try. There he fancies he can live with his car close to the heart of nature , rest at night , make a little money , and bring his children up in the way they ought to go. To-day the farmer is the king of the world. Without him men in the cities would go about hun gry , cold and in rags. And they know it , too. They no longer talk abour farmers as "hayseeds ; " they take off their hats to him when they meet him on the street ; they like to stop and talk with him , for they know he is sound on most topics uppermost at the present time. The farmer is making some money , too. He is probably not making it as fast as some others do , but there are ten men now with a little nest-egg laid up in the bank where there was one a short time ago. That makes him more contented and happy. Any man Is more so with a dollar in his pocket. So farming is taking its place with the best callings of the world. The scientist usually lives in a little world of his own. His walls of books or shelves or bottles separate him from the noisy , selfish , scheming life about him. His mind is concentrated upon a printed page , or the mystic contents of a crucible or a distant star. His heart is as pure as his life is simple. He knows nothing of greed and lust and malice and envy. They are not in his world. And it is a good thing for the world at large that it is so. The scien tist , who looks so innocently at us out of his mild eyes , could play hob with the rest of us if he wanted to. Take , for instance , Professor Dewar , the dis coverer of liquid air. Had he desired , he could have enslaved his generation. He had a terrific force at hand , which no other man could not comprehend. He could have made bombs to kill kings and shatter whole cities , without a fuse or even a detonation. He hud a poison more deadly than prussic acid , destroying tissue , muscle and bone , and yet leaving not the slightest trace of itself , and this he could have used with impunity. He could have mysti fied and terrorized the world and brought it quivering to its knees be fore it knew not what nor whom. Marconi , had he kept the secret of his wireless telegraphy to himself , to fur ther dishonorable ends of his own might have made millions on the stocfc exchanges and bourses of America anu Europe by the secret transmission of information. His discovery , kept se cret and combined with a selfish , scheming disposition , would have been of infinitely more value to him than it is since given to the world. Suppose Professor Roentgen , the discoverer of the X-rays , had chosen to become a professional thief. His secret would have been to him a sixth sense , pos sessed by no other man in the uni verse. The man who found out how to split Bank of England notes into two sheets , and immediately gave the Information to the directors of the bank , and the man who discovered how to imitate exactly the water mark ing on letters of credit and similar documents , and at once warned the bankers' association here might have been a precious pair of counterfeitei and forger who could have fixed tlieii aim upon any amount of money and got It. Most truly typical of all is the case of Fremy and Verneuil , , who dis covered how to produce valuable rubies artificially. To these two savants the discovery represented merely a scien tific fact. The possibilities of private enrichment were not to the point. I * is , indeed , well for the world thai scientists are absorbed in their pur suits. If they turned from their books and crucibles to look out of their windows dews upon the world with covetous eyes , they would need only to extend their hands to snatch from us all our proud pomp and display. And It is well for the world in another way that scientists are not worldly. It is only by their close concentration upon their single purposes that their mastery of nature's most elusive secret is attain ed. To them the one .object is every thing , as with the busy bee the whole world is honey and flowers. The West a Condition. The West , somehow , has come to bi a condition rather than a place. Aftei days in a luxurious train , the casual traveler finds himself in the cities ol the Pacific with the feeling that here are not the differences , the strange ness , the Westernness that he had ex pected. The real West which lie haa pictured so fondly , the free , the hearty , the fascinating , seeins in some degree to have escaped him. And presently ho discovers that the condition which we call Western is singularly mis placed in the West ; that the most Western of American cities is not Portland or Seattle , but Butte City , six hundred miles to the east of the coast Century. We have always had an idea that the birth of twins is as big a surprise as any one ever knew anything about. The average woman can spot an old- style dress by the shape and size of the sleeves. PREVENTED MURDERING Grand Inland Man Disarmed and Crlnu Averted. Grand Island , Ueb. , May 20 J. P. Arp was upon murder bent last even * Ing , but fortunately was disarmed before any damage was done. Arp has been employed at the Union Pacific shops. Among several othen he was discharged yesterday for be ing drunk. The discharge angered him and he went to bis home in an ugly mood. On the way home it i presumed he drank some more and was under the influence of whisky when he arrived. He complained about the discharge and took down a Winchester , 32 calibre , and began to make threats. His wife pleaded with him but could not induce hei bus * band to desist. The foreman , tem porarily , who bad dismissed the man , lives not far away. His name is Mr. Love. Mr. Love and family resides in the residence of W. F. McLaughlin - lin , a councilman and formerly em ployed as a blacksmith with the Union Pacific. McLaughlin boarded with the Love family , in bis own home , and suddenly was called by a vigorous knock to the door. He heard c < nsiderable commotion. Arp stood outside , his wife clinging to him at one arm and his child al the other. When McLaughlin opened the duor he at once saw that some thing was up and quickly disarmed the belligerent and called the police authorities , who promptly arrested Arp , keeping him in jail over the night in order to allow him to cool off. He is still under arrest and it has not as yet been definitely decided what complaint will be entered Against him. One Against Fifty , May 20 Lieutenant Walkei of the constabulary , who yesterday was reported missing after the recent fighting in the island of Cebu was , it became known today , killed by a superior band of fanatics which sur rounded Lieutenant Walker's party Two of the constabulary were also killed and three captured. Two of these prisoners were murdered. One of them escaped. William Ballon , formerly a private in the Fifteenth cavalry , is the name of the cavalryman who , alone , checked the second rush of the insurgents at Suclatan , island of Mindanao May , 15 and defended the American dead and wounded until relieved. It was at Suclatan that Capt. Clough Over ton and Private Hairy Noyea were killed and Private Harlow was wounded by fifty insurgent prisoners whom I they were guarding. The fourth member of the party was Will- Ballon , who was not wounded. The situation in some of the dis tricts of Cebu is regarded as serious. It is reported that the total of the bands of insurgents in the field ex ceeds 1,500. Colonel Taylor of the constabulary reports that the enemy's forces are dispersing. He says the constabulary is capable of suppres sing the disorders and predicts an im provement in the situation. It is be lieved here that the adoption of en ergetic measures will be necessary to upress the disturbance. Telephone Girls Go Out. Tecurnseb , Neb. , May 20. The four central girls in the employ of the Nebraska Telephone company at this point are striking. They want more pay or less hours , The girls say they have been working nine hours per day each for sixteen dollars per mouth. They demand of the company - pany that the hours either be cut down to seven , or that they be in creased to twenty dollars per month. They claim tbej gave the company notice of their demands some ten days ago. and thieatened to quit last Friday night , Tne local manager prevailed upon them to remain at work , whioh they did until 4 o'clock yesterday afternoon. At that time those at the switchboard 4efb fehe room and the others refused to go to work. Manager L. A. Denny of the local station says there has been a misunderstanding between the girls and the company. He seems to think the girls do not intend to work in any event. Auditor Mussleman came down from Lincoln yesterday ana intended to settle the matter , but without success The company says it will fill the places made vacant by the striking girls at once , in fact two operators from out of town arrived this afternoon and it is said they are now at work. Struck By a Wild Engine. Wellington , Kas. , May 20. North bound Rock Island passenger train No. 36 , due in Caldwell at noon , was struck by an engine from the Caldwell - well yards a mile south of that sta tion today. Wilber Burkett , of Cald well was killed and several others were badly injured , among them Postal Clerk Myers. The engineer and fireman escaped serious injury by jumping. None of the coaches left the tract. MANY DIE IN WIND CKNTBAI , NEBRASKA HARDEST HIT IN HER HISTOBr. TEARS A WIDE PATH THBEK COUNT1KS VISITED AND FIFTEEN DEAD. TWENTY INJURED HOUSES TORN TO PIECES AND OCCU PANTS MVNGLED. Towns Singular y Escape , and Force of tne Stoi m e-peut in farming Dla- tricta Property Damn go Veey Large. Hastings , Neb , A series of heavy storms , two of which developed into the worst tornadoes that have visit- southern Nebraska for years , passed over portions of Clar , Franklin and Keainey counties Monday. Fifteen persons are known to have lost their lives , twenty odd were more or less seriously injured and a number of others received minor injuries. Every dwelling and outbuilding in the path of the tornado was blown to pieces and the financial loss thus far ac counted will reach about 860,000. A list of the causualties is as follows : Near Norman , Dead. DANIEL H'CURDY. EGBERT M'CURDY. MRS. JOHN WELLEVER. MRS. EARL BACON. C. W. TIPPLE. Injured : Mrs , George Jmeer , badly hurt. George Jmeer , arm broken. Icey McCurdy , leg broken. Eobert Chambers , badly hurt. E. E. Bacon , John WEELVER , Mr , and Mrs. Kinear , not serious. Near Upland. Dead. LUTHERAN MINISTER. MES. JOHN PETERS , farmer's wife. wife.MRS. MRS. CHEIS LAMEES , her moth er. er.The The injured : Chris Lahmers and two children. William and Minnie Schultz. Fred Poh and mother , Mrs. Isaac Casper. cNear Pauine Dead. JAMES MUM AW. MES. JAMES MUMAW. THEIR CHILD. FRANK QUIGG. FLORA PALMER. JOHN PALMER. At FaJrflelcl Injured. Mrs. W. A. ' Broderick and child , seiiuus. John McEeynolds , internally in jured. Mrs. Nobe Lindsey. Charles Taylor , caught by falling cbimneys/serJous. Near Norman , at the home of Dan iel McCurdy , a number of relatives and friends were spending the day and not an inmate escaped death or serious injury. Two miles east of Upland German Lutheran services were being held in a scbool house when the storm struck and demolished it , killing four of the occupants , iuc uding the minis ter , and injuring a number of others. The storm was equally destructive at Fairfield , but the people were warned of its coming and sought cel- lers for safety Six dwellingswere blown to pieces at that place , but their oc cupants escaped injury with a few ex ceptions. Tornado Strikes Iowa To"n. Des Moines , May 26. One life lost , a child perhaps fatally injured and property damaged to the value of sev eral thousand dollars aie the results of the worst storm that has ever vis Ited this locality. The fatality is reported from Eolfe , seventy miles northwest of here. Fong Fee , a Chinese laundryman being killed at his place of business on Main street. The nrne of the little child was not learned. Wires are down so that it is impossible to get full partic ulars from the storm-stricken town. According to an eye witness of the destruction the tornado struck the town at the Eock Island depot about 5:15 : yesterday afternoon. The build ing was completely turned around and blown through a machinery house in to a livery barn. The latter was wrecked. The fallowing losses are reported : State bank , Garlocb & McCune , badly demolished ; general store , Mike Cray on , almost ruined ; Jones' livery , heavy loss : Hotel de Main , com pletely ruined , Eock Island depot , blown from foun dation. These are general items of damage. Dwelling houses in every part of the city were-injured , as were also nearly all the business blocks. Fong Fee wasstruck , on the head with timber near his shop and instantly killed. FATAL FIGHT OF ITALIANS. .Freedom , Pa. , May 26. In a shootr ing affray on the street last evening three men were shot , one fatally. They were Leo Orenzo. shot above the heart , through the right shoulder and left arm , cannot recover ; Tony Orenzo , shot in the right ; shoulder , Angelo Tureinzo , shot in the back. The men were all Italians and were intoxicated and quarreled over some trivial matter. There were many narrow escapes for pedestrians. INDIAN COURT OF JUSTICE ITUIL BLOODS WHOSE OECISIONWABE SELDOM QUESTIONED. Dead wood , S. D. , May 23. Judg * John H. Burns , who recently visited Pine Ridge Indian agency , says Ma jor John B. Brennan , the agent , has organized a court among the Indians whose practice is decldely unique. The court is composed of four full blood Indians , none of whom can speak the English language , but they deport themselves with exceeding dignity. Ther all wear black broad cloth and clerical Prince Albert coats on all occasions. Their author ity seems almost unlimited , and in the distribution of the pronerty of a decendent they act without regard for the white man's right of dissent , depending altogether on their na tive sense of right and justice which is rarely tmught into question. The chief justice is Thunder Bear , and the associate justices are Fast Horse , Standing Bear and Iron Ctow. While Judge Burns was attheagenc ? be attended a sitting of the court on a very important case , and he says the Judges seeded greatly impressed with the solemnity of their duties. Th3 case was against Sam Black Wolf , seventy-three years old , charged with the desecration of the grave of Louisa Pretty Cloud a young .woman for whose hand he had for- msrely striven. The young woman had refused to marry the old man and shortly afterwards had married another man. Her death occurred a , little while after her marriage , and she was buried , according to Indian custom , in a solitary grave , on a hill top. A few days after her burial it was found that the body had been exhumed and stripped of all its cloth ing. Part of her burial robe nad been a cape decorated with elks teeth worth several hundred dollars. This , while somewhat damaged had not been taken away from the grave , so it was concluded that rcbbery had .not been the motive. Black Wolf bad been seen at a cabin near the 'grave about the time the body was taken up , and had borrowed an axe , Iwithout a helve , putting in the handle nimself. This was found at the grave , and these with other cir cumstances indicated that he was the culprit. After hearing all the evidence the judges sentenced the old man to six months in the guard house at the agency , a severe enough penalty under the circumstances , owing to the condition of the guard house. Judge Burns says when the justices of the court become bothered over a law question they refer it to the "Little Father , " meaning the agent. Drowned at Sterling. DSteriing , Neb , May 23. A futile alj tempt to cross the Nemaha river on 'a weakened bridge in the edge of town resulted yesterday morning in the death of three persons by drown ing. The victims were Mrs. Ed. Puhlke , her six-year-old son and the woman's brother , Frank Hams , who lives on the Puhlke farm a few miles south of tt > wn. The three left home early in the morning to drive to town. They found the approaches to the bridge sub merged by a flood resulting from a heavy rain storm last night. The first approach was crossed in safety but the earth had been washed away on the other side and Hams drove unsuspect ingly into a deep hole , the horses plunging in over their heads and drag ging the wagon and its luckless pas sengers after them. Their plight was witnessed by several persons , but they were too far distant to render assist ance. Harns is reported to have made a valiant effort to save his compan ions , but without avail , the trio final ly going down to death. Searching parties two hours later recovered the bodies about two hun- feet below the bridge , using hooks to drag the bottom. These caught up the clothes of the victims and brought theirbodies to the surface. The bodies are now resting in an undertaking es tablishment in town , awaiting the abatement of the fl od so that the be reaved ' 'amily can get across to claim their dead. The rainstorm which was responsible for the flood was unusually severe for many miles up and down the Nemaha bottoms , and all low lands adjacent to the river were under several feet of water today. Thieving Tramp Arrested. Long Pine , Neb. . May 23. . Yes terday morning while Anton Spemn , a tailor , was out of his shop for a moment , a tramp with a longing for cleaner clothing entered his es tablishment and stola three pairs of hose from the show window , The loss was soon discovered and the marshal located the man in the rail road yards. After a short confine ment in the village jail he was turned loose and hurried out of town. Shot Himself. Ulysses , Neb. , May 23. Jesse Moore of this place shot and killed himself Friday afternoon at the home of Larry Ramsey , about five miles southwest of of here , where he was employed as a farm hand. He was found sitting in chaip la his room with a rifle between his knees and part of his head shot away. At present it is impossible tote to tell whether the shooting was ac cidental or a suicide. Moore was about twenty one years old and single. Notes Frank Farmer and G. W. Ireland flrst and second tenor of tJje Wee * leyan quartet are at home till Juno 1 when they start on a summer toot ) f chauEauqu s. A few days ago while Ike ) f Falls City was descending a laddef tie stepped on a rusty nail , which went thiougb the sole of his shoe and into the bottom of bis foot. H Is laid up and in a very bad condition. * T. A. Butcher , who has served at principal of the Ashland public icbools for the past year , has bee * ippolnted instructor in the junior uormal school at North Platte this summer. Mr. Butcher is a gradual * 5f Weselyan in the class of 1900. * * Miss Anna Day , a young lao > in the Beatrice public schools , is m candidate for the nomimation of jounty superintendent of school at thd bands of the republican party. * She is at presanb principal of tb East school. * * The Exeter State bank is a new concern which will start business all Exeter , Neb. , within the near futureu The bank has riled articles with th secretary of the state banking boards Phe incorporates are H. 0. Eckeiy W. W. Taylor and J. N. Cor. * * * The marriage of Miss Etta Foot * , formerly tf Lincoln , and Mr. Harijj Sevier , of Bristol , Tenn. , occurred al Sreenville , Texas , last week. Misa ZToote was formerly engaged as bookH keeper at the Lincoln hotel and Mr.l Sevier is a prominent young businest nan of the Lone Star state. * * * Erble Murdock , only daughter oi Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Murdock of Wy-j more , was drowned this afternoon id Fink's lake , wheie the ninth gradai of the high school was enjoying a * outiug. The body was recovered. ! Maude Burright , another member o | tne class narrowly escaped drowning * * * TheEev. Edwin H. Jenks preached the baccalaureate sermon in the nor j mal chapel at Peru , His subject was ! "World Winners , " and he presented ! it in an able manner. Many of the ) members of tne alumni are coming ) in for commencement. Dr. Clark atH tended a meeting of normal school principals held in DeKalb , 111. I * * * . ! Governor MicKey went to Osceola Tuesday evening on private busineMJ and returned to Lincoln Wednesday morniag./ Wednesday evening he de livered bis lecture "Ctristian Citizen ship , " at the college settlement ! Lincoln. Thursday he departed toff Peru. * * * The Eev. Duke Slavens , forme * , pastor at Falls City but now pastor all Adams , Neb. , delivered a lecture 1J Interest of the Epworth League Mo * ( day evening , it being the anniver-i saryof the irganization. After tb lecture a reception was tendered Ber.i Slavens. * Postmaster Hyers , of Harelock , decorated his office for the visit ot Congressman Burkett. In a large frame profusely decorated with tht > national colors are the pictures of President Eoosevelt , D. E. Thomp son , minister to Brazil , and Con gressman Burkett. The decoration hangs above the mailing table in the postoffice bailding. * * T. E. Stewart , of Button , and HUM Emma L. Anthes , of Clay Center , were married yesterday at 11 a. m. at toe parsonage of Trinity H. XL church , Lincoln , the pastoi , Dr. H. A. Martin , officiating. Mr. Stewart is a well known school teacher Clay county. * * The Omaha Association of Confia- gational Church met in Fremont in thirty-first annnal convention. At the first bussness , session Ira Z. > Williams is Wisner was elected mod erator ana the Eev. A. W. Ayers of Beemer , scribe. Dean Edward I. Bostwick of Oberlin conducted th morning devotional exercises and de livered a lecture in the afteraoon. ID the evening Principal Waterhoas * of the Omaha High school delivered a address on the subject , "The Ghnrch and the Public Schools. " Papers were read and discussed daring the day. This morning reports are be * ing heard from the different charchef of the district. About sixty del * gates are in attendanct. * * * . The Blue Yalley association of the. Congregational churches held a three days'session in Exeter. The-pro gram for the association is quita long and comprises a number of ex cellent papers and addresses. The meeting is represented by delegates from this district , which compUsei tbe territory between Crete and Hastings and York and tbe state line of Nebraska on the sonth. The Doane college glee club will sing to night.