THE VALENTINE DEfflOCRA I I. M. BICE , Publisher. TALENTINB , NEBRASKA , It never Is the last dollar that we"ars a hole in a man's pocket. A little learning Is a dangerous thing when the fellow who has none bucks against it An Englishman recently pahl $1,000 for a hen. They must have a meat trust over there , too. Look out , Mr * Kipling. A little more talk of that kind about your wife's rel atives will rouse Mrs. K. A woman need not fear that her hus band is drifting away as long as she can get him to button her waist down the back. An Infant shot its mother while it was playing with the trigger of a rifle. Another argument in favor of the old tin rattler. > I Mankind is adding to the produc tions of the world each year , but the numoer of things to be sworn off re mains about the same. It is claimed by a St. Louis lady that she knows 500 women in that city who gamble. She ought to break away and try to get into a moral "set. " We all die hard some harder than others. But the funerals go right along. No postponement on account of the weather , political or otherwise. We have forgotten for the moment just who it was that warned us to avoid entangling alliances , but we have no doubt that present talk at Washington makes him uneasy in his grave. General Miles denies that he told the Dowager Empress of China she was a model of virtue. He is still silent con cerning the things the dowager said to him. J. Pierpont Morgan says his debts far exceed the value of his chattels. There is no immediate necessity , how ever , for getting up a benefit in Mr. Morgan's behalf. The New York Sun is trying to float a controversy over the lines : "Punch , brothers , punch , punch with care , punch in the presence of the passen- jaire. " Anything for a little literary excitement. What is man ? Man that is born of w man is small cabbages and few in a patch. In infancy he is full of colic , paregoric and catnip tea , and In old age he is full of cuss words and rheumatism. The ordinary everyday cook , whenever never burns the beefsteak and who always has the meals ready on time , deserves as many medals as the one who can juggle aspic jelly and caper sauce before a cooking class. Truly it is hard for a conscientious dominie when a presumably immoral play strikes town. If he ignores it the wisest course he still finds him self particeps criminis ; if he de- jnounces it he gives it the jolliest kind of advertising. At a London auction the other day aleck lock of hair from the head of the Duke of Wellington was sold for $20. Let the heroes go on. There is still some sentiment in the world , and coal isn't worth more than its weight in any thing else after all. An interesting illustration of the ex pansion of the field of American finan cial investment is afforded by the re port of a large life-insurance company that its assets include securities of the governments of the Argentine Repub lic , Austria , Brazil , Great Britain , Bul garia , France , Hungary , Switzerland , Prussia. Queensland , Russia , Servia , South Australia , Sweden , Spain , Mexico ice and Wurttemberg. In respect to promotion from the ranks the army is in much better con dition than the navy. It is substan tially correct to say that any American soldier of intelligence and energy can raise himself from the ranks to shoul der straps , but the treatment of the men by the officers is such us to dis courage ambitious but self-respecting young men from entering the army with a view to climbing to the top. Signer des Planches , the Italian am bassador in Washington , says that if you look intently at a mirror you will be cured of seasickness. On his way across the ocean he was so sick that he did not care whether he lived or not , and even doubted that he was himself. To reassure himself that it was really he who was so wretched he looked In a mirror and was instantly cured. He ate a substantial breakfast and then told his experience to a Chicago cage woman on deck , and showed her the mirror. "What a fright I am , " she exclaimed , "and my hat is not on straight ! Just hold the mirror a min ute till I can arrange it. " Her seasick ness disappeared as quickly as the ambassador's. At any rate , that is what he told the reporters. Good times add to the difficulty of passing an immigration restriction bllL The measure before Congress contain- In the so-called educational test , as uII as a codification of the existing : nvx , met an objection of which little r'a : heard six years ago'when & tlx&I- " . : jiioposai was under eonii4c tloB. Some Senators , representing large business interests , said that labor was so scarce that they feared the effects of a curtailment of the stream of im migration. Senator Elkins of West Virginia tells of the extraordinary wages which Italians now command in that State , in railroad building ; the farmers of the Mississippi "valley have complained much during the last sea- sou of their inability to get suitable help. Prom many quarters this is the report. In spite of the almost magical development of American machinery , there still remains plenty of downright hard work , which no mechanical con trivance has ever relieved. Even in the operation of railroads , which is typical of labor-saving methods , the pressure of expanding steam has by no means lifted ill the weight from weary human muscles. A scientific journal recently pictured each class of railroad employes as one man , his size varying according'to the number of persons In the United States in that group. The man who stood for the general officers was a dwarf , representing fewer than five thousand. The telegrapher was more than five times as large. The clerk was still larger , and so on through conductors and brakemen , station agents and machinists. But the giant of all was the "trackman and laborer , " for he represented nearly four hundred and sixty thousand , or two-fifths of all. Who will do the hard work of the future in this land of universal edu cation ? The children of the immigrant soon compete for the highest places in the country. Must there then be a constant stream of new immigrants ? This is an interesting question. Doubt less machinery will do more than it now does to relieve the strain of the heaviest toil , but much can be accom plished by a greater emphasis on the old American doctrine of the true dignity - * nity of all labor. In New York the other day President Fauuce of Brown University praised the virtues of disadvantages , and de plored the success and fame and for tune that came too easily to some young men. He called attention to this fact : Last summer , when 2,500 recruits were wanted for the navy , the recruiting officers were instructed to1 go to the country first , because the ! ' boys there learn to do things by having - ing to do them. Is there anything in ) the human line more unpromising than ! the rich man's son , who has a father so deeply immersed in business thati he forgets he has children , and a moth er who says "yes" when she should say "no , " because it is easier ? You can find those worthless young men by , the score in cities. They can suck cigarettes and discuss women and haunt stage doors before they pass the spanking age. K thrown upon their own resources , most of them would be hopeless and helpless. They have not had enough adversity. In the country it is different. There , let's be thankful , the worker Is honored and the shirker despised. Even the lazy rich are viewed with suspicion. The boys have to work. Most of them have to earn a living as soon as they safely can. They do without many things that they cannot afford to buy , and use their brains instead. On the farm you ! can find the healthy ; tanned , big-musi cled lad , who is a bit of a carpenter , knows something about mechanics and engineering in a crude but practical way ; can plow , dig , reap , doctor sick animals , mend a harness or break a colt. The average farmer boy is an all- around lad. He respects all women , is an ardent , if bashful , lover , and makes a good husband and citizen. When he comes to the city , if you study his clothes and see him gazing at the tops of tall buildings , you set him down as green. The chances are that his head contains more practica knowledge , the kind that can be ex changed for food and other material things than can be found in the brains of those whb would sneer at his awki wardness and laugh at his speech. It is no wonder that the government goes to the farms when it wants stout hearts and bodies and all-around men , for the farmers made this great nation possible , and are to-day , as in the be ginning , the hope of the land. Some Confusion of Thought. Ex-President Cleveland is an omniv orous newspaper reader. Though a subscriber to many papers it is said that he is always glad to see one more. One of his neighbors , a member of the Princeton faculty , takes a certain Chicago cage daily , which Mr. Cleveland does not subscribe for , and last June at the time of the annual exodus this * neighborsuggested that as he , the pro fessor , was to travel all summer , his Chicago daily might be sent during the summer to Gray Gables. Mr. Cleve land accepted the offer. When they met again in the fall the professor ask } 3d him how he had enjoyed the papen "I didn't see any of them until yes terday , " said Mr. Cleveland. "Until yesterday ? " inquired the pro lessor. "Yes , I got them all in a large bunch yesterday. " "What was the trouble ? Had they sent them to the wrong address ? " "Every one of them , " said the ex- President , with an interesting twinkle n his eye , according to the Saturday Evening Post , "was addressed to "The Honorable Grover Cleveland , Gray Gales - > les , Oyster Bay , L. I. ! " Appropriate. -'Your boy , " said the college presi dent , ' ! has been very wild , the worst joy in his class in fact" "Indeed ! " exclaimed the father , "and frill you withdraw his diploma on that iccount ? " ' "Oh , no ! but It really should be a > lack sheepskin. " Philadelphia Press. The more a man ii wrapped p io the eoldv h i * . Fold in 2 : Skeleton Stairs. It is often desirable to have the stairs in the wagon house or barn so arranged that they may be removed quickly. As this is not often practicable , the next best plan is to have them so constructed as to fold up out of the way. A good method of doing It is shown by the sketch , in which a shows one side of the stairs , the dotted lines representing TLAX OF FOLDING STAIRCASE. the various steps. The steps should not be less than , three feet in length and eight inches wide. The upper end of the lower portion of each side is hinged to the side of the building at f , while the lower end is hooked to the floor at S. A rope , b , is attached to the stairs , passes over two pulleys , and is there fastened to a weight , c , which is just heavy enough to raise the free end of the stairs up to the ceiling. When the lower end of the steps is released the whole folds up closely against its up per floor and Is entirely out of the way. Two or three feet of the rope are allowed to dangle as seen at d , by which 4the whole appartus is again pulled down into position. The weight , c , should slide up and down close to the sk of the building , so as to be en tirely out of the way. D. E. Smith , in Farm and Home. Home-Macle Carriage Jack. While the heavy jacks used on wag ons answer very well for the carriage as well , a lighter jack , such as is shown in the illustration , is easier to handle * . It will take but a little time to make a jack of this kind by any one who is at all handy with tools. The standard is made of inch-and-a-qunrter stuff , three inches wide and tapered to two inches ; GOOD CARRIAGE JACK. it is thirty inches long. The lifter is Also one and a quarter inches thick five feet and six inches long and four inches wide. Twenty inches from the bottom cut a notch and seven inches above another notch ; six inches farther up bore a hole for a three-eighths-incl bolt and bolt the piece on to the stand ard , so it will swing freely. To use the appliance , place the notched bar under the axle of the carriage , lifting the wheel clear from the .ground , and the standard will swing into place and hold securely. Easily made and light , such a jack should be owned by every man who has a carriage to oil. Movable Fences for Sheep. It would pay grain farmers to have 11 movable fence , or , as they are called in England , hurdles , to inclose a flock af sheep where they have taken off Dats , rye or wheat and do not Avant to put in another crop at once to keep up the fertility of the soil , says American Cultivator. In England they are used not only for this , but they .often break such fields and sow them to the Eng- ish or flat turnip and then hurdle the heep on them to eat the turnips after : hey are fairly well grown. This doubly anriches the field , which is one reason arhy the fields in England have a heav er turf than we often produce here , ind why they carry more cattle and > heep to the acre than we average. "Manaceinent'of Steep Slopes. Some very good land is located on nther steep slopes , but goes as pasture tecause the owner fears to break it up ud run the chance of serious injury ty washing. Such fields , when culti- ated , should be covered with some- hiug all the time. Rye sown early in all will do much to hold the soil dur- ng the season of heavy rain. The i ml should be kept in sod much of the ime to supply vegetable matter , which lakes the soil like a sponge to take up nd hold the water. Clover is a grand rep to foliew a hoed crop and rye on liese steep fields. The Porcine of Pole Beans. The forcing of dwarf or bush beans nder glass has been a favorite practice t certain seasons of the year with most ardeners , but the use of the pole or tinning varieties Is just beginning to eceive attention. The pole bean , like ueumbers , tomatoes trained to one .pm , sweet corn , etc. , must have plen- y of head room or space above the cnch or bed la which to develop , and onbtless this account ! for Its not har- ing been considered heretofore. The modern lettuce and cucumber houses with the beds directly'on the ground are well adapted for this crop. The soil should be well enriched , containing an abundance of available plant food , preferably a sandy loam composted by mixing equal parts of rich dark loam , sand and manure. The beds may be made directly upon the ground , with ' the prepared soil averaging about seven ' inches in depth. Denver Field and Farm. Grain Foods , Good and Bad. Among the hundreds of feeds inge niously combined from the ground grains , or containing portions of these grains left as byproducts in the man ufacture of malt and spirituous liq uors , of starch , sugar and glucose , of breakfast foods or of vegetable oils , the feeder finds a wide range of puz zling compounds. Led only by his eye , touch or taste ( helpful as these are to the purchaser who is guided by good understanding of principles ) he would find It exceedingly difficult to make a sure selection of the feeds.best suited to his needs. Oat hulls , corn cobs , coffee hulls , cottonseed'hulls and other materials are very skillfully used as adulterants , so that in some feeds now for sale the percentage of fiber is so great that nearly all the energy rep resented in the food must be used to masticate the material and pass I through the animal's body. Of corn and oat feeds on the market at leas ten brands examined by the New York station contained from ten to nearly sixteen per cent of fiber ; while a mix ture of equal parts of corn and oat : should contain less than six per cent Good oats normally contain less than ten per cent of fiber , while several oat feeds examined contained from twen ty-two to twenty-nine per cent anc sold for from $20 to $30 or more a ton Prices of feeds of equal value also vary remarkably in markets lying side by side. One dealer in-New York sell a certain brand for $30 a ton , another dealer in the same city asks $40. Good bulletins for those who feel the need of studying the subject are Nos. 2 ] 7 of the station at Geneva , N. T. , and So of the station at Amherst , Mass. Some of the new feeds are desirable , and some are decided frauds. Fortunately the States are Investigating so closely and testing so many samples that it is possible to size up the various products at pretty nearly their true feeding val ue. American Cultivator. For the Farmer. Six million two hundred thousand farmers' bulletins on 140 different sub jects were printed for the Department of Agriculture during the past fiscal year. As there are about six million farmers , exclusive of agricultural la borers , in the United States , this Is one pamphlet for each one. If any farmer did not get his copy , it was be cause he did not apply for it , for they are nearly all turned over to the mem bers of Congress for free distribution. There is hardly a subject in which farmers are interested that is not dis cussed in some one of the various bul letins. Information is contained in them about the feeding of farm anN raals , hog cholera , how to kill weeds , the care and feeding of chickens , but- ter-niaking and the care of milk , the vegetable garden , good roads , breeds of dairy cattle , bread-making , how to raise apples , rice culture , tomato grow ing , sugar as food , insects affecting tobacco , cotton and grapes ; diseases of potatoes and apples , how to detect oleomargarine and renovated butter , tree-planting on rural school grounds , the Angora goat , and scores of other things. It would be difficult to estimate with any degree of accuracy the financial benefit which has accrued to the farmers - - ers from the perusal of these bulletins. Such men as believe they must be continually - I tinually studying to keep abreast of ] the times and to understand the possi-i bilities of their business have been the most diligent readers of the publica tions of the Department of Agricul ture. It is the benefit which these men liave derived that justifies the contin ued expenditure of money by the gov-1 jrnment for free education of this cind , an education almost as necessary : o national prosperity as that provided 'or the children In the public schools. g Demand for Horses. c Express horses continue in the most ictive request in the Chicago an < ? oth- ii ? r wholesale horse markets. One reason 'or this is that the forwarding corpora- lions are doing an immense business. s .n the United Kingdom there Is a short- c ige of desirable horses of this type. P tiy Farm Notes. , The cost of weeds to the farmers in 3 ( : ommunity is enormous compared with * , : ertain other expenses. Weeds rob the . u ioil and.entail labor from spring until all. If the farmers In each community vould unite and determinedly fight n veeds for three years , not allowing a m lingle one to grow if possible , they is vould find their expenses greatly re- itbi luced , owing to the cost of production biai if weeds and their destruction being re- aiT Qoved. T a ] Cold water will absorb- about 36 pei ent of its own weight of salt , and boil- Qg about 40 per cent. This makes what 3 known as a saturated brine , which1 be Iways means all the salt that the wa- J er will absorb. In salting butter thq rine is seldom made stronger than 30 tehi r 34 per cent of salt. hi The man who attempts to produce everal pure-bred varieties of corn on small farm will soon find all of his arieties mixed. Ordinarily it is very J7 ifflcult to keep a single variety on the . uarter section farm , for the reason iat the breezes will waft pollen across pe 10 road from the neichbor's field. Tomales. Cover a four-pound chicken with hot water and simmer until tender. Add to the water four onions , a clove of garlic chopped fine , a stick of cinna mon , ten whole allspice and cloves , three red Chile peppers , one and a half teaspoonfuls of salt When the chick en Is cooked remove it from the pot and cut into very small pieces. Strain the liquor and put the chicken meat into it Then add enough yellow meal to make a thick mush , boiling about .ten minutes. Have ready green corn from a dozen ears , two pounds of raisins , seeded ; if you desire you can also add string beans and peas ; put into the mush and mix. Add one-half teaspoonful of red pepper. Fill corn husks with the mixture , tying up se curely at both ends. When the husks are filled throw into hot water and boil for half an hour. Then serve. Mincemeat. One pound of lean beef boiled and chopped , half-pound of beef suet minced to a fine powder ; t\vo and a half pounds of apples peeled , cored and chopped ; one pound of seeded and halved raisins ; half-pound of cleaned Sultana raisins , one pound of citron cut into tiny dice , one tablespoouful each of cinnamon and mace , half-ta- blespoonful each of cloves , allspice and salt , half teaspoonful of ground nut meg , one' and a quarter pounds of brown sugar , a pint each of sherry and brandy. Mix well and pack down In a crock or in glass jars. Victoria Buns. The' ingredients for this are two eggs , half a cup of powdered sugar , half a cup of ground rice , half a cup of but ter , one-quarter pound currants , two ounces candied peel. Beat the eggs and sugar together and add the but ter beaten to a cream. Stir in the rice , currants and candied peel and add as much flour as will make the mixture the consistency of biscuit dough. Mold into rolls and bake for about half an hour in a moderately brisk oven. The buns must be put in the oven as soon as molded , or they will be heavy. Dill Pickles. To each gallon of water add a cup of coarse salt Wash the cucumbers and put them into a crock or keg. To each peck of pickles use four or five stalks of dill. Put the dill on top of the cucumbers and your brine over all. Lay a white cloth over the top find then a weight and plate. The pickles must be kept well under the Drine and the cloth must be washed * vell , dried and replaced about every two weeks. Scotch Broth. Cover i neck of mutton with cold ivater , quarter one turnip and carrot ind grate one-quarter of each ; cut the emaining quarters in small pieces and ) ut the whole in the pot with the mut- : on. Add one large onion and half a .mail cabbage cut fine. Simmer slow- y for three hours. Half an hour be- x > re it is time to serve add half a cup f barley , and salt to taste. This nakes an excellent broth. Fried Oysters. Drain the liquor from large oysters .nd pat each dry between the folds of L clean dish towel. Dip each first in racker dust , then in beaten egg and U .gain in the salted cracker dust. Spread on a platter and set on the Ice C or several hours before frying them a very hot butter or salad oil. Brief Sncgcstiona. q A temporary relief for a squeaky l leer is to rub lard or butter on the iarts that come in close contact with ach other. Onions should be kept in a cool , dry f lace , but they should never be placed a the icebox. They will keep well if ut in paper bags and hung up. a Try kerosene on a gas range and see . ow fast it will eat away the dirt and rease. It" Is also good to clean the oal range , but in both cases one must e very careful that there is no heat i the stove. Fruit tarts made in the shape of mall pyramids are a novelty in the anfectionery line. They are made by lacing one ring a little smaller than le one beneath it , the top one being ery small , bringing the tart almost ) a point. A little of the fruit which as been placed inside during the uilding peeps out from the small hcl < a t the top ring. g It is sometimes difficult to keep ti lisins , figs and dates away from an- tie : sying little ants and roaches , but this easily accomplished by putting them i paper bags that have been well t ( rushed over with strong borax water id dried before the fruit is put in. be little pests do not like the borax b. . id will not gnaw through the' sack b.ti hen thus prepared. ti Cream of celery is quite one of the jst winter soups when nicely made , aop the root of celery , add three- larters of a pint of water and half a acupful of rice. Simmer steadily for ilf an hour. Scald one gill of cream st id half a teacupful of milk in a EC luble boiler. 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The Conclusion He Reached. The dog had been chasing his own ail for a quaretr of an hour. "Papa , " quoth Willie , "what kind f a dog is that ? " "A watch dog , my son , " responded be parent. Willie pondered a moment. Well , " be finally observed , "from he length of time it takes him to- rind himself up I think be must be Waterbnry watch dog. " Pown and loantry. Wolfskin makes the best parchment ar banjos. It is estimated that between the ges of twenty and thirty a man loses n an average only five and one-half ays a year from illness ; bnt between fty and sixtyhe loses twenty days early. _ Mosquitoes are so numerous near he coast of Borneo that the streams t that region are in summer often nnavigable. The insects swarm in jch dense clouds that vision is ob- bructed. V One Answer for All. Lancaster , N. Y. , March 30. Post .aster Remers is still in receipt of any letters asking if his cure ha held ood. It will be remembered that some me ' ago the particulars of Mr. Rem- rs' case were published in these col- pna He had been very low irfth tobetes. Physicians conlddonotS he to see an improvement which con- Many people wrote to me when the