jSv35 3gk3j > j Capitulation of Celia ID I tell you that I had asked | auntie to coine here. Leu ? " 'No , you certainly did not , ' replied Leouard Vancourt , his foreheac lowering into a frowu , as hjj helped himself to a second piece of toast "Might I inquire which of the two is going to afford us the delirious delight of her presence Clarissa , the satur nine , or Amelia , the magpie imitator ? " "Lcn ! " The delicately traced eye brows were raised in Indignant ex postulation. "I think that it is par ticularly unkind of you to speak in that manner of my relations. You used to say that Aunt Amelia was a shrewd business woman. " "I would be the last to deny her that qualification , Celia , " remarked Vancourt , grimly , "it was positively a stroke of genius the way tbe old reptile ahem lady palmed off on to me that property in Soutbwark. Fif teen bouses , uiy dear , with only rudi mentary drainage and a hungry Coun ty Council waiting on me to render the same effective. Aunt Amelia ought to have been a company pro moter. Egad ! she would have made her fortune at tbe game , my respected aunt-in-law lias it In her bones Where is tbe Daily Express ? " Celia's lips commenced to quiver. "I think that you are horrid , Len , " she vouchsafed at length , glancing re proachfully at her husband , who sud denly became immersed in the money market column of the paper wbicb he had discovered under the table. . "I must say that I think you arc particularly unkind to speak of my relations in tbe way you always do ! You should not forget , dear , tbat Aunt Clarissa lias been more than a mother t to me , and brought me up since I was a tiny tot ; the Orst time you ever met me , Lcn , was at her bouse. " "I know , " replied Vaucourt casu ally. "But if it hadn't been for Gus * Harrington taking nie to Rutland Gate I should never bave seen either of you. I remember tbe evening well. I took an instinctive dislike to your respected , more than a mother of an aunt ! A feeling incidentally wbicb has intensified ever since. " "You used to say tbat you were very fond of her before we were married , Len. " Vancourt coughed , dryly. "I was diplomatic , Celia , " be said , quietly , as , laying aside bis paper , be buttered a piece of toast. "You see , as I could only see you in her bouse , I was obliged , in a sort of way , to bold tbe candle to the your aunt. " "She was very fond of you , Len. " Celia Vancourt's eyes were bent re proachfully on bis. "Ahem ! Tbat was very kind of her , -dear. You see , Celia , I had shekels ; In London society I was considered rather a decent match at the time I married you. " His accent was irritatingly sardonic. "Do you mean to insinuate tbat Aunt Clarissa liked you because you were well off and bad a bouse in Park Lane ? " demanded Celia , her face flush ing an angry pink. "Aunt Amelia did , anyway , " smiled Vancourt unfeelingly. "My spare cash made her Southwark property boom in a manner which brought a smile to her face ! She bad me on toast , Celia , " She rapped her knife impatiently on the immaculate damask. "Leonard , " she remarked , with dignity , "I would have you remember that you are speaking of my relations. " "I have no desire to rob you of their ownership , dear , " remarked Vancourt ; then added , as be commenced bis breakfast in real earnest , "I wish to goodness that you would manage to see tbat we get bacon for breakfast tbat is not salty enough to skin the inside of one's mouth. I don't believe tbat the tradesmen would dare to sell such abominable meat to anybody else but us. " Celia's face grew tearful looking , as she poured herself out a cup of tea ; then , glancing across tbe table at tbe sombrely annoyed features of her husband , said , irritably : "I never met sucb a growling man as you are in my life ! Tbe moment anything puts you out you quarrel with your food. Goodness knows , I am fanciful enough , but I don't find this bacon a bit salty. " "Of course notl It is quite sufficient for me to say that It is for you to declare the contrary , " said Vancourt , angrily. "I never met such a contra dictory woman as you are in tbe whole course of my existence. I am just about sick of it ! " "And I aui tired to death of you and your grumbling , " retorted Celia. flush ing with anger. "Everything tbat I do is wrong. I can't make out what on earth made you marry me ! " "Because I was a victim of the throes of drivel * : : ? lunacy , that's why , ' ' said Vancourt fciiv.igely. "I wish now that I bad never set eyes on you. Why , ever since my marriage I bave never known what it Is to bave a decent breakfast If I don't get a high egg I get salt bacon winch a sailor would kick at , and if I get neither of those two things I bave a piece of fish which would disgrace an East End cook shop put in front of me. " He sniffed Indignantly , as , turning In his chair , he picked up his discard ed paper and flattening it out angrily , commenced to read Its contents. "Very well , Leonard , " said Celia , dignity struggling with tears for mas- "Slnoe Yjou are as to have ever come across you I will ask Aunt Clarissa when she comes here " "I tell you she isn't coming here ! " Interrupted Vancourt peremptorily. " 1 won't have tbe old cat in the bouse so there ! I'm master here , kindly re member. " "And I am mistress ! " retorted Celia. "So Aunt Clarissa shall come and " "What ? " "And when she does I I shall tell her tbat how unkind you are and and ask her to take me away , " con tinued Celia in a faltering voice , un heeding his interruption. "I I never want to sec you again I bate you ! " "Ob , very well , then. " Vancourt rose with as much dignity as be could as sume. "As sucb is tbe case , and since I am not allowed to be master of my own house , we had better separate amicably. I , for one , shall be very pleased to be freed from a nagging woman ! " "And I , from a brute ! " "That is a question of opinion , " re marked Vancourt easily. "I bave been asked by Carstairs to go for a cruise , and as bis yacht leaves Southampton the day after to-morrow I may as well go with him until I bave decided what 1 will do. Of course , I shall leave you tbe house I will clear out. " He crossed tbe room to the door , adding , as be opened it , "There will be enough mon ey paid into your account to satisfy your requirements. " Then , without awaiting a reply , be closed the door behind him , Celia gazing half discon solately , half defiantly , at the vacant chair on tbe other side of the table. Vancourt had not been gone long be fore be returned , dressed in faultless style , a Raglan over his arm and a bowler in bis band. "Well , I'll say good-by , " be said lightly , extending his hand to his wife. I've told Job to pack up my duds and to bring them to me at tbe Carl- ton. I shall be stopping there till to morrow morning , when I shall leave for Southampton. " "I see. " "We shall be cruising about the Mediterranean for about two months , " he continued , eyeing bis wife covertly as he spoke. "After which I may go to South Africa for a few months to do some big game shooting. " "You wiil enjoy yourself , I hope , " said Celia , placing her slim hand in his. "Of course , if we ever meet in society we need not be dead cuts , need we , Leonard ? " Her deep blue eyes were raised al most wistfully to his. "Of course not , " he said with a strained laugh , as , pressing her cold hand in his , be went toward tbe door. "Addio , little woman , it is a pity that we should go pur several ways , don't you think so ? " "Yes , it is. Good-by. " Her voice faded away into a whisper , adding quaveriugly to herself as tbe door closed behind her husband , "he might have kissed me before he went. 1 don't think that he minded leaving me and I I oh , I don't care ! " she cried angrily , dashing away the tears which bad gathered on her lashes. "If be bad tried to kiss me , I'd have slapped his face for him ! I hate- Leonard , and now that I am free I shall be as happy as " The harsh clang of the hall door below caused her to stop abruptly. For a moment Celia stood silent , then , sinking into a sofa , she buried her fluffy bead amid a bevy of cushions , and cried as if her heart would break. "He's gone ! " she muttered in a strangled voice , broken by sobs. "And I made sure tbat be would come back. " Meanwhile , outside in the street , Leonard VaDconrt bailed a hansom , and , stepping into it , was soon bowl ing in tbe direction of the Cbarlton. "I am afraid tbat I have made a fool of myself , " he soliloquized. "I made sure tbat she would have stopped me before I left tbe bouse ; of course , It's all most unearthly rot to think for a moment that I could live without my little Celia. A day would be bad enougb , but two months I have half a mind to turn back and say that I was only bluffing , only I should look" sucb an ass if I did. I might bave kissed her before I left , though ! Poor little girlie , she half raised her face to mine when I said good-by , and oh , I am going to chuck this fool's game and shall toddle back , and she can stodge me with high eggs and salt bacon as much as she jolly well likes if sbe will only take me on again. Cabby , I " His sentence was never finished , for , as be pushed open the trapdoor above bis bead , tbe pole of a brewer's dray crashed into tbe side of tbe han som. * * * * * * * When Leonard Vaucourt came to bis senses it was to find himself swathed in bandages lying in bed in a darkened and familiar room , while curled up be side him on tbe immaculate counter pane , sat Celia , her slim fingers cooling bis fevered brow. "Hullo , girlie ! " be exclaimed , with i weak attempt at hilarity. "I haven't gone after all. you see. " "Are you sorry , Len , that such is not the case ? " she queried gently , nestling her tear-stained cheek.against his. "Would you mind , dearest I mean Celia If I said that I was glad ? " he asked , slowly. "Mind ! Oh , Len , you are the dearest boy In all the world ! " she cried , 1m- have come back , but when I found that you did not I just sat down and wrote to the Carlton to ask you to , dear. " "And I hoped that you would call me back , Celia , " be said , delightedly. "And when I found tbat you did not , girlie , I thought tbat I would just come back and say that you might do any mortal tbing you jolly well liked , if you would only take me on again , Celia. " She passed her hand caressingly over bis check. "Call me girlie , " she whispered , hap pily. "You know , dearest , how I bate Celia. " "I don't , " Vancourt replied , fondly. "I love her better than the whole world ! Kiss me , girlie. " New York News. NEW WAY TO KILL SNAKES. Squirrels Have Devised a Method ot Getting the Best of an Enemy. A. new condition of animal life has developed on Indian Island , in the State of'Maine. As tbe Indians who inhabit the island never kill anything they do not eat , and as they eat neither squirrels nor snakes , both of these species bave multiplied greatly of late years , and they bave become as common as grasshoppers and as un afraid of man. It came about in this way : The natu ral food of the large striped snake con sists of insects with now and then a plump frog or a toad for a holiday feast. As the Indians do not kill snakes unless they are very hungry the reptiles increased so fast on tbe island that all the frogs and toads and most of tbe insects were exterminated , compelling tbe snakes to eat chipmunks or starve. They chose the chipmunks. Though these small squirrels are found all over tbe island , they are most plentiful in the little cemetery at tbe south end. The big striped snakes soon learned where game was thickest and began to make raids upon tbe undefended holes of tbe squirrels , catching them by tbe legs as they passed in and out , swallow ing them whole as they do frogs. For five or six years tbe struggle for mastery between the chipmunks and tbe snakes was a bard one. The ratio between the two was decid edly in favor of tbe snakes , and the chipmunks were in a fair way to be wiped out , when an inventive squirrel discovered a way of killing the snakes without fighting them. While a snake will enter any bole In the ground tbat is large enough to re ceive its body , no snake has yet been able to dig a bole for itself , and when ever a snake is plugged inside of a hole tbat snake remains where it is until it : dies of starvation. Somehow the chipmunks learned this weak spot in tbe defense of snakes and they began offensive operations. Every day they went leaping among the graves and snuffing at tbe holes to . learn if there were snakes inside. As t soon as one was discovered the squirrels carried earth in their cheek pouches until tbe hole containing the snake was filled with earth and beaten down level with the grass. They kept close watch for prying snakes for two or three years in succes sion , and last summer there was hardly a large snake to be found on tbe isl and , while the chipmunks had increas ed so rapidly tbat they ate up many of the growing crops upon which the In dian depended for cash bounties from tbe State. In digging among the graves of their ancestors to rid tbe Island from a pest of chipmunks the Indians unearthed hundreds of dead snakes which had a been buried alive by the squirrels. Then the world was enlightened as to a new way of killing snakes. Last Barrier Gone. "Henry , " said Mrs. Penhecker , "you have not yet told me what good re solve you have made for tbe new year. " "Why , my dear , " protested Henry , "you know that I have no small vices or bad habits at all. Don't you know that you have induced me to stop swearing and smoking and drinking and going out nights , and everything else tbat I used to think that I wanted v to do ? " "Yes , love , " answered Mrs. Penheck er , sweetly ; "but it sometimes seems to me that you read tbe advertisements , s of liquors and cigars with a sinful sat- isfaction. It would be better for you , tl spiritually , if you should sternly and firmly resolve to shun them hereafter. " And poor Henry shrank further and further into tbe nice new housecoat that she had made from her old dol- man. Judge. Poor IJQ as a "Workingman. , The westward march of civilized labor - bor bas effected no change more re markable tban the conversion of the ° tiitherto lazy , shiftless Indian "buck" into a workingman at $1.50 a day. Large gangs of them are now employed T ployed by a Western railroad in track- iaying , and they seem to like tbe work e < better than prancing around on po- li aies , decked out with feathers and " svar paint. Perhaps the strangest 1 ? art of the new condition is the fact ; bat it is the men and not tbe women : bat are doing the work , a complete ci reversal of the old way. Thus bas ll ! : be long-suffering squaw been eman i : cipated. y < hi Insulted the Police. For uttering a strong expression of lisapproval while quarreling -with a lonstable at Vienna a nobleman bas > een fined for insulting the police. 1J , The day after He asks her to marry ilm , She goes around the house , and akes inventory of the gimcracks which P < ire hers , and which she con take with ter. ir A HUMAN BODY BAROMETER. C/ittle Instrument Which Measures Amount of Anivual Perspiration. Hereafter the liuman body may be brought within the observation of the United States weather bureau. At least Dr. Henry E. Weatberill , late surgeon of the Peary arctic expedi tion , and now surgeon in the Penn sylvania naval reserve , bas invented an instrument for taking the tempera ture and barometric pressure of tbe human body. The novelty of the instrument lies in the barometer , for , of course , ther mometers bave been used for taking the body temperature for many years. It is thought that the instrument will be very useful in diagnosis and in de termining the progress of fevers and all other diseases in which perspira tion plays an important part. -The intensity of a disease may often be told by the amount of perspiration tbat appears on tbe surface of tbe body. It is thought tbat it will be particularly useful in c .ses of sun stroke , as it is important to know ac curately tbe amount of latent heat re tained beneath the skin. In describ ing his invention Dr. Weatherill says : "The instrument measures the per spiration in relative humidity units and tbe surface temperature withou4 pressure on tbe limbs. The thermonic ter is attached to the body and the temperature can be read immediately uy the nurse. "The humidity mechanism is a spiral of very fine wire to which is attached a silk membrane dipped in chloride of cobalt and coated with gelatine. With careful attention the instrument is cor rect enough to "give some very inter esting results , such as the dryness of diabetics , the dryness that accompa nies fever , and many other conditions. " It is easy to suggest a variety of usefulness for the human-body barom eter. Taking the whole area of tbe body and the number of humidity units as indicated by tbe instrument , it would be possible to ascertain ex actly how much perspiration a man might exude in the course of a day , ind. after a certain standard had been idopted a course of action could be prescribed to keep him within bounds Perspiration conies from the blood , [ t is the effort of the circulation to gel L-id of an oversupply of moisture. So in any of those diseases in wbicb tbe circulation is impeded the effect would be revealed in tbe latent supply of moisture on the skin. Another use ivould be the relation which the hu midity of the bodj" bears to tbe hu midity of tbe atmosphere. It is sug gested , says the New York Times , thai icrein may be found tbe clew to thai particularly subtle sixth sense which mbales some people to feel the approach preach of a storm even when there is is yet no cloud on tbe horizon. The principal use to which it will je put is determining the condition o .he suustruck. UNDER THE STARS AND STRIPES | i 1 Five-year-old Harold is of the blood if patriots. His grandfather was ill he Mexican as well as in tbe Civil ; Var , and bis father is a Spanish Wai 'eteran ; consequently , says the Wash iigtoii Star , lie has beard much tnlli : > f the flag in his short life , and lias he most exalted ideas of its protect- ve qualities. Not long ago , when tbe new babj ras born , Harold was put to sleep in room adjoining bis mother's , and as ie bad never slept alone before , bij > iaby soul was filled with namelesj ears which he was too proud tp tel n full. "It's awful lonesome in here , mam- aa ! " he called. "Just remember that the angels an ear you and are caring for you , " an wered his mother , from the nex ; oorn. "But , mamma , " he objected , "I don'j now any angels in particular , anc 'd be scared if any strange angeh ame round. " "Now , Harold , you must go to sleep rothing will hurt you. " "Can't I have the gas lighted ii ere ? " "No , dear , I don't think it neces iry. " There was silence for some time , lien the small voice piped up again O mamma ! " "Yes , dear. " "May I have grandpapa's flag ? " "Why , what for ? I want you to g- ight to sleep. " "Please , mamma ! " and a small ightgowned figure appeared at tin oor. "I want to stick the flag up ai ie head of the bed. You know th < tber night grandpapa said that anj if He protected by tbe American fiaj itSf ould be safe , no matter bow weak hi Sfbl ras. I feel awful weak , mamma bld d ruly I do. " ( Pi An hour later , when his mother look 1 in , he was sound asleep , with a fai cini ttle fist holding fast the end of th ai protecting" flag. si y New York AVas Third. New York was not always the firs or lu ty of America. In 1730 Philadelphialu bl iul a population of 12,000 ; Boston L.HOO , and New York 8,000. Twentj lu jars later Philadelphia's populatioi jr. id risen to 18,000 , Boston's to 14,00 ; in id New York's to 10,000. In 179 | in ie Quaker city still led with 44,000 to ew York had jumped into secom i ; ace with 33,000 , while Boston stooj : 18,000. Different. Conversationalist Do you play ping rp ) ng ? oh Actor No , I play Hamlet -Wash isl : igton Times , Ir HANDSOME NEW SILKS THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN WASH GOODS. The "Woman "Who Must Economize Will Have to Ponder Well Before She Makes Her Investment in the Shim mering Stuffs Fashion Notes. New York correspondence : AINTY tricks of introducing' glint of color here or there in an other wise subdued gown constitute a notice able feature of the new fashions. Now V and then the uiuth- * ods resorted to are in o r e ingenious than pretty , but for the most part they are effective and tasteful. Very often a tiny bit of color shows in only one place on a coat or suit , and in such way that it almost looks as if it did not belong to them , but these fancies cer tainly are more attractive than all black suits , which had such a run a short lime ago as to result in somberneas of attire. New silks are the cause of much study ing of ways and means by the shopper who must economize. She'll ponder 'heir considerable cost , and find many offsets i of the accompanying pictured groups ! * , at the left , a pattern gown of light blu crepe de chine , venise lace applique and white silk cord and tassels , and beside it is a handsome house gown of white peau de soie and escurial lace , with front of white India fcilk. Both these silks re tain their vogue finely , having proved well adapted both to lavish trimmings and to more simple arrangements. Of the latter was the gray crepe de chine at the right of this picture. Its trimmings were white net lace insertion and steel bead embroidery and fringe. Embroid eries on silk dresses are done with a very free hand , this point being impress ed on the shopper at every turn. GOWIIB as lavishly decorated as was that sketch ed for to-day's initial are not unusual , the goods here being white silk , the em broidery white chenille , black velvet be ing used as indicated for contrast Em broideries in summer silks are unusually heavy , and this , with the abundance of promises showiness for fringed weaves , warm weather's silk dresses. Shirt waists and dressy separate waist * repay a visit to the stores. Many of these pattern waists and the manner of deco rating them is so varied that there is a i splendid chance for original designs. Fag- getting is very stylish and it is done -in countless ways. Sometimes medalliona of lace are faggotted in , again squares of the waist material are used in this way. Some waists are entirely composed of strips of silk two inches wide held to gether with wide rows of faggotting , and it means lots of work to make such a waist. Think of the fitting , alone , for anything that is so uneven to hold makes a fine fit very hard. Black luce is used a great deal on waists and is very hand- FINE SILKS AND A SIMPLE SHIRT WAIST SUIT. : herefor. They're so dressy , she thinks , uid so cool , light and soft. Nor will : hey crush nor be affected by dampness is are wash gowns , organdies and the ike. So the silks find many purchasers. Especially attractive are the new foul- irds that come in pattern gowns ready to ) e made into shirt waist suits. They are o nicely set off with the lace or appli- iue of net that furnishes their decoration , hat it is a very easy matter to make the uit up and save the dressmaker's charge , she who has a little ingenuity and can lo this , can manage several handsome rowns for the price of one made by a ; oed dressmaker. Skirts come all made ut for seaming up the back breadth , vhere extra fullness can be arranged to uake the skirt fit. Then there are two r three yards of plain silk and the em- iroidered fronts for the waist , so that a ittle variety is possible in making. But some. The artist has put here three pretty waists ; first , a fine white linen , embroidered in white , then a white liber ty satin with yoke of faggotted strips , and with white guipure lace and white silk grapes for trimming , and last , a white linen trimmed with Hungarian em broidery. Fashion Notes Fascinating pongees have appeared that are charming for between seasons indoor gowns and later will be worn on , the street. All the popular silks will be employed for the making of these dainty creations. Taffeta , peau de soie and liberty satin are the favorites , although louisine and fancy silks are not forgotten. Fashion seems set against anything- cumbrous-looking or overheavy in the way of trimming. Small flowers will NEW SEPARATE WAISTS. one has a shirt waist pattern that fits is very easy to do the whole thing and ive a lot. A handsome pattern in dark lue foulard sprinkled with tiny white its has at the bottom of the skirt an np- iique of white lace net. The embroid- y on the waist appears on full fronts id sleeves. Such dresses , of course , e in a very different grade from simple lirt waists of inexpensive wash stuffs , et these have about them an unmistak- > le air of style. One of green linen ash is shown in to-day's first group. A ) st of equally emple ! designs is availa- e. Expensive pattern gowns of thin silks ive the skirt yoke of heavy lace , the ce extending to the bottom of the skirt points. This counts for elegance , but considering the cost of such it is well remember that an entire foundation of led rilk must be included , for the open- > rk is so open that a good quality of ling - g is an essential. Standard silks are entiful among the stylish goods , and ten give the shopper better returns ice there's always increased price in ally new weaves. Not a few of the ler silks are ireproachable as to styl- mess , too , aud not a few pattern esses- are found hi them. In the first have the preference over large blooms , and neat , compact-looking clusters will succeed the large , showy bunches. Lace figures very prominently as a trimming for the spring hats narrows scarfs of black Chantilly , deep cream * & ivory-white lace draped around the < ffra of broad brims , the ends hanging d < $ rn either at the back or side. Evening petticoats are made of whlta silk with accordion flounces of silk gauze or mousseline de chiffon. Some very use ful petticoats are of accordion nun's veil ing. These are always made with a deep hip yoke and trimmed with lace or rows of satin ribbon. Many hats still have most of their trimming on the underside of the brim , but milliners promise a complete change and predict the fall of a single drooping feather. In millinery decorations as well as hi every other department of dress oddity is the keynote. The newest sleeves are alarmingly am ple , tucked or box-plaited from the shoul der to above the elbow or plaited on either side of lace insertion , or a band of embroidery which lies inside the arm to the wrist. The leg-o'-mutton sleeve and the oriental sleeve are still In vogue.