THE VALENTINE DEMOCfUl I. HIC15 , Pub YALEXT1NE , NEBRASKA. The miser's money is only green pa per and hard metal. Seme people think the man who pajs aa he goes has a poor chance to get very far ahead. It is one of the hardest things in the world to induce a balky mule to submit the case to arbitration. General Boguslawski says the Mon roe doctrine is no good. But he may not knew what he is talking about It won't be a very efficient war meas ure hereafter to cut the cables if Mar- coiil-s little scheme works out all right. By looking closely the available man may see upon the door of the grass widow's heart this sign : "Don't knock. Walk in. " Max Nordau says China will be the scene of the final struggle of the great powers for supremacy. Thanks , Max. China's a long way off. The life of a Japanese jinrikisha man in said to be only live years. This shows that in some cases u pull is the worst thing a man can have. Ian Maclaren sees grave danger in overcducation. But this will not re strain us from building truant schools and compelling those to learn who do not wish to do so. Marconi has made it possible to pub lish a daily paper on the Atlantic liners. This cutB us out of our annual trip to Europe in our efforts to get away from business for a season. Somebody who has been investigating reports that the Bonaparte family is dying out The general impression is , however , that it practically died out at St. Helena more than seventy-live years ago. London chemists have concocted a new c mpound which they call carbon- ylthiocarbimidophenylbenzylthiocarba - mide. It sounds like Dutch for automo bile , and may in fact be almost as deadly. Of 145 students who took entrance examinations at one of our universi ties , eighty-five misspelled twenty or more words out of a list of 150. This proportion of "bad spells" suggests that our secondary schools need more attention to matters'primary. We do not question for a moment that an Italian has invented a machine for converting the sun's rays into elec tricity , but before we buy stock in any company that tries to exploit this mechanism we shall go down into the basement and take a long look at our old Keeley motor. Victor Emmanuel seems to believe that arctic explorers deserve recogni tion. He congratulated Sverdrup on his return from the polar regions , and he has appointed the Duke of the Abruzzi , who got nearer to the pole than any other explorer , to represent Italy at the St Louis exposition. But what sort of summer climate docs his Majesty think St. Louis has that he should select a hardened arctic travel er to go there ? Napoleon changed the map of Eu rope , but he was "not in it" to use a phrase not yet classical with Ameri can enterprise. One night not long ago a spot on the Oklahoma prairie was a corn field ; the-next day a town of 2,000 population had appeared , with a bank , a hotel , a daily newspaper and Tarious stores. Not long ago , when the people of Nebraska City , Neb. , went to bed one night , the Missouri River was flowing by the town ; when they awoke the next morning the riv er had moved its course three miles to the eastward. If the effete monarchies of Europe desire any points on map- changing they must come to America. The management of the Norfolk , Portsmouth and Newport News Rail way has decided that the bachelor is in the way and ought to be eliminated. Henceforth , in accordance with a rule that has just been adopted , no unmar ried men need apply for jobs on the line mentioned , and it will hardly be In accordance with the fitness of things if the women of Massachusetts fail to recognize this humane and praise worthy action on the part of the com pany. A vote of confidence at least should be forthcoming. When General Oorbin came out In opposition to mar riages Iri the army and the Postmaster General issued his order for the dis charge of married women from ser vice In his department It looked rather discouraging for the girls who abhor gpinsterhood. But the sun of hope is shining brilliantly again. If the rail roads are going to refuse to hire any but married mea Cupid and the min isters and the Justices of the peace may as well get ready to work over time , for where Is the man so base that he would not rather have a wife and a job than be Jobless and single ? When Dr. D. K. Pearsons gives ad vice it is of the sort worth reading. The aged Chicago philanthropist was asked what course he would recom mend to a young man , starting In life. Here is the answer of the sage of Hins- dale : "Get land ! Get land ! Go out into the northwest corner of Colorado. There- are snow-topped mountains -ifcl spread with tall pines , and there are green valleys and swift-running wa ter. Get land with coal under it Gel pasture land where cattle can be grazed. Get meadow land and tilla ble land. Buy all you can and hang on to it Then go to wor . Go to stay and do not be disheartened by hard ships. Go where there is not a rail road for sixty miles and you have TO enter on horseback. The railroad will follow soon , and those who fight hard will come out on top. Another inviting region is in the State of Washington. Avoid the cities and go to the back country and get land. Get tracts up on the mountain side that arc heavy with timber and accessible to running water. Make acquisitions in valleys. Mining , agriculture , lumbering , grazing all branches are full of promise. " We believe this to be good advice. IB land is found at least a safe Investment It will never be worth less. Each year should add to the value of land. And the young man will find more than money by following Dr. Pearson's ad vice. He will find health. Of course special circumstances govern each case , but the young man who can find a way "to get land" will not regret it. The club , the class and the lecture have taken a large place in the lives of many women. In many enterpris ing towns and villages the courses of fered by clubs and villages absorb nearly all the time the home-making woman can have for intellectual life. She belongs to a Shakspeare club and a class in current events , and a guild for the study of church history. Her scant leisure permits very little rend ing , except such as i.s done in connec tion with these courses. The results achieved at the end of a winter will doubtless be abundant ; but unless she is on her guard , they will not include any great gain in power and accuracy of individual judgment Whenever a doubtful point has presented itself in her reading , she has waived it , in the certainty that it will be discussed at length at the meeting of the class , and that she will be helped to her decision by the ideas developed there. Did Hamlet really love Ophelia ? Do Shak- speare's sonnets tell his own story ? Ought the English education bin" to pass ? Is reciprocity with Canada prac ticable ? Is church union possible ? These questions and a hundred others will be sure to be settled with a cer tain pleasant dogmatism by the leader of the course of study. Why should she trouble herself about them before hand ? Because a community where one view only prevails in matters of taste and judgment is likely to be a dull place and an unprogressive one. After all , the world has made its long est strides toward enlightenment through the efforts of independent thinkers. In the fascination of asso ciated intellectual work it behooves the modern woman not to forget the value of the phrase which , at least by implication , has prefaced most of the world's great thinking : "In my opin ion. " ORIGIN OF RAILWAY MAIL. by Dry-Goods Box Kijrjjed Up to Accommodate Pony Express. An officer of a great railway system who has worked his way up from the bottom was rummaging the other day , and found a memorandum which is the basis of what follows : "This mem , " he said , ' 'dates back to the genesis of the railway mail. The man who made the first step in this wonderful improvement was , unless I : mi very much mistaken , the Demo- 2ratic postmaster in St Joseph , Mo. , at the breaking out of the Civil War. He was appointed by Buchanan. "The Pony Express , which was also started from St. Joseph , suggested to the postmaster a crude arrangement from which was evolved our present railway system. The postmaster found It necessary to arrange his mail so that t could be handled quickly on the ar- ival and departure of the Pony Ex- iress rider. "He rigged up a lot of pigeonholes in in old dry-goods box , and put it where tie could have the mail at the ends of lis fingers. Each pigeonhole was label- id with the name of a postoffice. "Soon after this arrangement , a sim- lar one was rigged up in the baggage- : ar of a railroad train , and the man in : harge distributed his mail for towns ilong the line by putting it into the ligeonholes in a pine box. "Crude as that was , it facilitated > usiness. It was the cue for the in- rentive genius who improved upon it , ind , of course , his improvements have jeen improved upon until we have now ; he best railway mail system in the vorld. "All this has been brought about vithin the recollection of men who are lot yet old. From one man who exper- inented with it the service has grown : o that it now requires a force of twen- y-five thousand men. "If I am correct about the postmaster vho started the idea , his name" was Davis , and he was a native of Rich- nond , Va. " New York Sun. Making : Field Guns Invisible. A new dodge has , been tried by the > rdnance department of the British irmy to make guns invisible. By minting the field pieces and their lim- jers in irregular patches of the three primary colors , red , yellow and blue , ; hey have been found to harmonize so jxactly with any sort of background > r surroundings as to be almost indls- imguishable at a relatively short dis- ance even with powerful glasses and jy persons knowing their location. Biggest Bath in Europe. Vienna has the largest public bath In Burope. It is 587 feet long and 156 ! eet wide. It can accommodate 1,500 jeople. ' * - J * : * A CUSTOMS OF MOSLEM. RELIGION PLAYS A GREAT R RT IN THEIR LIVES. - It Prescribes Ktiles of Conduct from the Time They Leave i eJ Until Tliey Itetiim to It Some Queer Superstitions. Religion and superstition are strangely blended in the lives of true Mohammedans. " A pious Moslem be fore wearing any new article of cloth ing , performs his ablutions and pros trates himself twice in prayer. A man of less devout but a more supersti tious trend of mind contents himself with consulting the taghvim , mutter ing to himself , ere he dons the gar ment , "In the name of God the merci ful and clement ! " Plis friends on see ing the new apparel cry out , "May it be auspicious ! " The rewards of a man who says his prayers before put ting on a new suit of clothes will be in proportion to the number of threads in the cloth. Hence it has come to be a practice to preserve the material from the blight of the evil eye by be sprinkling it with pure water over which a prescribed passage of the koran has been read. The laity must be seated when dressing , whereas the priests must stand up and put on their turbans. It is unlucky for a Moslem to sit down before taking off his shoes. When drawing them on it is equally unlucky for him to stand up. The cus tom , in the first instance , is to rise , doffing first the left shoe and then the MOHAMMEDAN AT PKAITEK. right one. The procedure must be re versed in every particular when put ting them on. The universal belief in omens is traditional and extends , among other things , to precious stones. By far the luckiest of these is the flesh-colored cornelian , which is a great favorite with the men. A respite of forty days from the snares of the devil is grunted to the pious Moslem who can find leisure to comb his beard four-score times and ten between sunrise and sunset. If a Moslem gazes into a looking- glass before saying his prayers he will be guilty of worshiping his own like ness , however unsightly it may appear ill his eyes. The hand must be drawn across the forehead ere the hair or the beard be adjusted , or the mirror will reflect a mind given over to van ity , which is a grievous , if universal , sin. The devout who are most airxious to vindicate tradition perform two pros trations on beholding the new moon and sacrifice a sheep for the poor as an additional safeguard against her baneful rays. The evil eye more often than not has its seat in the socket of an unbeliever. Therefore , the Moslem who , on being brought face to face with a heretic , does not say the pray er by law ordained must look to his charms or suffer the inevitable blight A cat may look at a king ; a king may shoot a ferocious animal , and a thief may run away with the spoil. But a true believer must guard his faith against aggression every time he sees thief , a ferocious animal or a king. For very different reasons he must recite a prescribed formula of prayer on the passing of a funeral procession and on seeing the first fruits of the seasons and their flowers. As the sense of sight gives rise to devotional exercises , so also does the sense of hearing. The holy Moslem must bend a prayerful ear to the cries of the muezzin during the first two sentences , and when the summons to prayer is over he must rub his eyes with his fingers. The true believer , whenever he hears the Sureh Sujdeh read in the koran , must prostrate him self and repeat the words after the reader. He must also recite a given prayer on hearing the chirping of cer tain birds or the cries of certain ani mals. If he hears a Moslem sneeze he must say , "May peace be with thee ! " If the sneeze be repeated he must exclaim , "Mayest thou be cured ! " HARVARD'S ODD CEMETERY. Gr veyard Where Professors and Stn- dents Are Buried. One of the strangest graveyards in the world is probably the little lot on the top of a high hill in Mount Auburn cemetery , Cambridge , Mass. , which is owned by Harvard College. It over looks the Charles River Valley from Boston to Arlington Heights , and from its summit one can see Memorial Hall peeping above the tree tops and the river winding into the distance. Here are buried a score or more of Harvard instructors and students who lied while in college or while still con nected with it President Kirtland , who ruled over the destinies of Harvard from 1810 to 1828 , lies under a stone sarcophagus surrounded by a little Cock of white gravestones marking tbc places , where the students lie. A small brown stone Is m'ceil "Ev'augelinus ADOstolides Sophocles , professor of Greek in Harvard College. .Born 1S05 in Thessaly , Greece. Died in Cambridge Dec. 17 , 18S3. " This is the last resting place of an eccentric , lov able old man who produced a Greek dictionary and kept chickens in his looms. Ills early life is veiled in mys tery , -according to his own state ment he had once been a pirate. After- waid he became a priest in the monas tery tn Mount Sinai , finally emigrating to America , where he entered Ainherst College , and was afterward called to the teaching force of Harvard College. The grave of President Kirtlaad stands near , surrounded by a high Iron fence. Its inscriptions , -which testify to his worth and ability , are in Latin. He was an energetic executive , under whose rule the college progressed rap idly in resources and popula'r favor. President Kirtlaud is best known as the otlicial who received Lafayette on the steps of the newly completed Uni versity Hall when that hero was visit ing our country. Two students buried here were drowned while bathing in the Charles River , one in 1835 , the other in 1840. Henry Lyinan Patten's grave is mark ed by a little flag and a stone with the word : "Wounded before Richmond , Aug. 17 , 1SW. His country asked his life. His life he gave. " Hickey Hunt Morgan , of New Or leans , who died in 1838. is remembered with the words : "His death is the only sorrow he ever caused. " Near him lies uavid Tappin of the Newbury Church , who for eighteen years was pastor to Harvard College and Hollis professor ' of theology. The law school is represented by ,1. H. Ashmun , royal professor of law in Harvard , who died April 1 , 1833 , short ly after his graduation from college and his entrance upon the new duties as in structor. Three of the students to whom memorials have thus been erected died abroad while still in the service of their alma mater. Of these one died in Liverpool - i pool on his way home , one in Lyons , France , and the third in Leipsic , Ger many. Many a sad tale of struggle and de feat is told by the gravestones on that wind-swept hill overlooking the Charles , where they all , teachers and students , as was written of one recent ly buried there , "Lie facing Harvard College that they loved. " ELEPHANTS AS LABORERS. In India They Lift Big Timbers and Ptish lieavy Loads. What the horse and the dummy en gine are to other countries as a source of power , the elephant is to India. The enormous strength and intelligence of this brute are proverbial , and this strength is employed in many lines oi work in India. The animal is employed to push heavy loads , to move big tim bers , and to do many other things re quiring enormous strength. Says a man who has had plenty of experience in this line : "The tamed elephant is bought in ag a taskmaster. Within sight of the raw fellow the tame one picks up his keep er , sets him on his neck , and walks back and forth in sight of the astound ed stranger , being guided by the gentle prod of the hook. And if you evei doubted there was a language between animals , then , as a rule , comes an ex hibition that will convince you other wise. The wild animal is let loose in a corral along with tamed pachyderms , ind the animal language begins. I hav seen again and again that the trained elephant when given his own way wil ] strut over to the new one and bring him away with himself , walking along as if it were his own particular busi ness to give wholesome advice. Tamei and tamer the new fellow becomes , until after seeing the example of the trained brethren he takes up his keeper at a word of command and sets him on the massive neck. "From then on the animal is tamed , and if property treated , unless he be comes 'musth , ' will remain a faithful servant. The question now is whether you want the beast broken for work oi for the circus. If it is a question of pull ing tree stumps or of moving flat cars or of carrying lumber , all that is neces sary is to let him see the other ele phants at work. " New York Commer cial Advertiser. Caught the Whole Class. A teacher who maintains that there is altogether too much association oi j ideas without a proper understanding | of their relative meanings has instituted - ' tuted a series of tests which might , be regarded by some people as traps , I He wishes his pupils to acquire the art of accurate listening as well as quick thinking , and to this end he oc < l casionally inserts one of his catch ' questions in the midst of a set of the ordinary sort I He gives the two instances follow ing , in which he says the answers came with joyful promptness from the t entire class , not a single voice being missed from the chorus : 1 "Whose hatchet never told a lie ? " < "George Washington's ! " ( Whom did the negro slaves of thia < country free ? " ' "Abraham Lincoln ! " Too Much. Mrs. Marryat Mamma is talking ol closing her house and corning to live with us. Do you think you could sup port both of us ? Mr. Marryat My dear , I can sup- ) ort you very nicely now , but I'm ifraid your mother would be insup portable. Catholic Standard and rimes. It is one sign of approaching age | svhen you can see where you bare alundered. H EALTHY. A Beautiful Canadian GirS saved from Catarrh of the Lungs by Pe-ru-na. MISS FLORENCE KENAH Miss Florence E. Kenah , 434 Maria street , Ottawa , Ont , writes : "A few months ago I caught a severe cold , which settled on my lungs and remained there so persistently that I became alarmed , f took medicine without benefit , until my digestive organs became- upset , and my head and back began to ache severely and frequently. "I was advised to try Peruna , and although I had little faith f felt so sick that I was ready to try anything. It brought me blessed relief at once , and I felt that I had the right medicine at last. With/a three weeks I was completely restored and have enjoyed perfect health since. "I now have the greatest faith in Peruna. " F. E. KENAH. should beware of contract ing catarrh. The cold wind and rain , slush and mud of winter are especially conducive to catarrhal de rangements. Pew women escape. Upon the first symptoms of catching cold Pernna should be taken. It forti fies the system against colds and ca tarrh. The following : letter gives one young woman's experience with Peruna : Miss Rose Gerbing is a popular society woman of Crown Point , Ind. , and she writes the following : "Recently I took a long drive in the country , and being too thinly clad I caught a bad cold which settled on my lungs , and which I could not seem to shake off. I had heard a grpat deal of Peruna for colds and catarrh and I Fredrick Rolfs is dead at Elkliorn tf tuberculosis. Roll's was one of the ) ldest residents of that place having novedto Elkhorn in 18G7. Mr. Rolfs' tvife and two children survive him. He was born in Ilenfeldt , Ilolstcin. . It is said that a piece of skin cut from a living person will show signs ) f life for ten days after separation. Phis discovery is important in con nection with the grafting of new skin over a damaged part of the body. Five more free rural deli very routes will soon be established in Johnson Bounty. Three of them will run from the Sterling office , one from "Vesta and another one from Tecumseh. It will make the fifth route from the Tecumseh office. fjc . " _ U. H. KLIXF. l-i ! S3.'M' - < i 'r' j bought n bottle to try. I am pleased that I did , for it brought speedy relief- It only took ahout two bottles , and 1 considered this money well spent "You have a firm friend in me , and 1 not only advise its use to my friends , but have purchased several bottles to give tf > those without the means to buy , an < l have noticed without exception that it has brought about a speedy cure wliere- ever it has been used. " Miss llo e Gerbing. If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from the use of Peruna. write at once to Dr. Ilartman , giving a full statement of your case , and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman , President of The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus. O. Ninety years between whoops is the record of Mrs. Linus Ackerman , of Bloom field. N. J. At the age of three years she had the whooping cough ; now. at the age of ninety-sev en , she has it again. A good deal of lead was wasted in the wolf drive at Chapman. S'Kty- four sections of land were cover .id. Nine wolves were rounded up , and all but one escaped. Fred Downs of Omaha participated in the hunt , the gnest of William Corcilius. Nebraska dead : William S. Stew art , aged foity , of Fremont ; Mrs. J. E. Hicks , wife of the principal of the Monroe schools , died at Columbus ; Mrs. Amanda Towner , of Surprise ; F. F. Yoeman , aged seventy-six , the first settler of Polk county. Efonornv is the road to wealth. PUT NAM FADELESS DYE is the road to poonomv. Medicine Never Healed a Wound Nature performs the healiug process and medicine can only as sist her in doing her work in "healing wounds and throwing off diseases. Nine- tenths of t'.e diseases of man and beast have their origin in some form of germs and if allowed to run and multiply lorm complications. 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