OW dull you are , " said Molly. "Say lazy , " said Jack , as he took the i > Ipc from his mouth With a smile that proved his words. It was a lovely morning clear and fresh , the sun just strong enough to give a comfortable sense of , warmth The birds chirped merrily , the bees flroned , and the boat floated smoothl } along with the tide. Jack with his pipe the scenery , and the prettiest picture of all to watch at the other end of the boat , was peacefully content , especially with the pleasant reflection of being Idle while other men were busy. But Molly pouted. "To think , " she said , "that I have piven up a tennis tournament with Mr. Btaines for this. " "Perhaps the day was rather too warm for tennis , " drawled Jack. ' "Or , no doubt you preferred the calm peacefulness - fulness of the river and my society oven to a tetc-a-tete with the tennis champion. lie is something of a bore. " 'Tie's nothing of the sort , " retorted Molly , warmly. "He's nice and kind , and " "And wealthy , " put in Jack. "Don't forget that , Miss Molly Merton. "Well , that's something , " said Molly , thoughtfully , dipping her hand in the water and letting the drops run through her fingers. "And he certainly is at tentive. Fancy being Mrs. Staines. No worry about money all the dresses and jewels , and pretty things you want , plenty of servants to wait upon you , carriages to ride in , and every body crushing and crowding to know you. " "It certainly does sound inviting , " said Jack , nonchalantly. "AVhy don't you manage it , Molly ? You might suc ceed. " "Might , " said Molly , contemptuously. "His intentions are only too apparent. " "Then I may shortly have the pleas ure of congratulating you , " said Jack , 4&J& . . TOOK UP THE OARS AGAIN. coolly , knocking the ashes from his pipe. "I'm sorry I said he was a fool , Molly. Perhaps it is only his manner and appearance. He certainly has good taste. " Molly bit her lips and watched the self-possessed young man with curi osity not unmixed with mortification. Her coquetry had no effect on him this morning. A short time ago he would have raved at the mere suggestion of her marrying any one else ; only six months back he was at her feet himself suffering the agony of a first refusal and declaring that life was hencefor ward a blank without her. It was strange , certainly , and just a little ag gravating. Molly was not used to in difference. "You see , Molly ; you would never defer for a poor man's wife , " went on Jack , ' in a practical voice. "You have ex travagant tastes , and are of a nature that requires little affection. Tlie adora tion of one would not suffice you. You want admirers by the score. " Molly's surprised eyes fell , and there was a little reproach in her voice when she next spoke. "How long have you been of this opinion ? " she said , thinking of thati wonderful evening six months ago , j when the stolid young man In front of her was transfigured with love and , desperate in his attempts to win her. "O , for some time , " Jack answered thoughtfully , then his eyes traveled to the pretty face underneath the shady hat "I hope you have forgotten all that nonsense six months ago , Molly. I have been ashamed of It ever since. I think I was mad ! " "O ! " said Molly. There was silence for a moment Molly took her hand from the water and dried it slowly , and Jack took up the oars again to help him out of an awkward predicament "You see , Molly , " he began again , splashing the oars in desperation ; "most fellows have a failure in love , and it's a splendid thing for them. After one rebuff they are more chary of bestow ing their affection , and when they do It is generally a different thing altogether the real thing. " "OI" said Molly again , without look ing up. Encouraged by the downcast eyes , Jack burst desperately into his confes sion. " 1 expect you can guess what I want to say , Molly , " he began. "A fellow isn't worth his salt if he spoils his life because one woman won't have him. Molly , I'm going to be married. " The words came as a shock to poor Molly , although Jack had led up to it and she was quite so skillfully , pre pared. How could Jack like any other girl after once liking her ? Jack , who had been her slave and lover since boy hood , who would have cut off his hai to serve her , who promised to be bachelor all his life for her sake. SI could not believe it , and yet there 1 sat her Jack talking quite amiabl about her marrying a detestable ma whilst he consoled himself with anothi girl. O , it was like a horrible dream. ; couldn't be trut. She was convinced of the painfi reality of things by Jack pleading f < her congratulations. "I want you to be such friends , Mo ly , " he said. "That is , if Mrs. Stain * will condescend to be acquainted wit Mrs. Marriott" " ' " . The "Don'tl" said Molly , hurriedly. she recovered herself with a force laugh. "What is this wonderful divij Ity like , Jack ? " "Like ? " said Jack. "O , you've n idea. It isn't that she's beautiful , a though she is very , but she's such dear , and so good. O , Molly , you've n idea how I love her. " "You have an accommodating heart , said Molly , bitterly. "You said th same to me six months ago. " "Ah , but this is so different , " sai Jack. "You see she loves me , and tha is everything. Why , she might pic and choose among a dozen , some o them rich , too , but she prefers me- with $1,500 a year and little prospec Isn't it glorious ? " "It's extraordinary , at any rate , said Molly , tartly. "But there's no a < counting for tastes. And now pleas row me back and put me on shore , am tired. " " 1 have wearied you talking abou my happiness , " said Jack. "Poor eli Molly ! I expect you are dying to te ] me all about Staines. " "Don't talk nonsense , " said Molly sharply. "I make no confidants am never have. Please turn back. " Jack did so obediently , and appeare < : o be surprised at Molly's change o manner. Her eyes were clouded , he : ips compressed , and her cheeks clecid jdly paler than usual. Jack watchec icr furtively , and when they at lengtl cached the bank he held out his ham : o help her across with a desperati : ourage. "Molly , " he whispered. "Won't yoi jive me one kiss for the sake of ok inies ? " Molly looked up shocked , surprised md indignant "No , I won't , " she said. "How dart rou ? " "For. the last time , " he urged 'Please , Molly , just one. " "O , how can you ? " cried Molly. "O 'ack , no ! Please let me go. " For at the first sign of wavering iack had caught her in his arms. "Molly ! Molly ! My own ! " he whis lered , and Molly the future Mrs. Jtaiues clung to him with little sobs f self-pity and love. But only for n Qoment With a sudden return ol nemory she disengaged herself and Irew back from him quietly. " 0 ! I had forgotten her , " she ex- laimed , covering her face with her lands. "O , Jack , how can you ? How are you when you love some one Ise ? " "She wouldn't mind , " said Jack , oolly. "Wouldn't mind ! " echoed Molly. "O , ack ! " "No , she wouldn't , really. She's a oed , sensible sort , and would under- tand , " urged Jack. Molly's face sud- enly flamed. "You are a mean , faithless , despica- le fellow , " she said , trembling with assion. "And I wish Miss What-s-her- arne good of her bargain. O , Jack , m so disappointed in you. I thought [ > u were a gentleman. I thought I > ved you , but I don't ! Let me pass ! " "No , you don't" said Jack , grimly. STou've got to hear me out first Will 3U be disappointed in me if I tell you lat the girl I love now is the same irl I loved six months ago , with this ifference : that I thought her mercen- : y when she wasn't , and that she ves me now when she didn't before ? er name is Molly the dearest , sweet- it , prettiest and most forgiving girl the whole world. Molly darling ! You ) forgive me , don't you ? " Who could withstand Jack ? Jack ith his 'lovable , handsome face , and mrkling triumphant eyes ? Certainly > t Molly , for with one little cry of irprise and relief and another of hap- ness. she ran straight into his arms jain "Why. my future Mrs. Staines , " led Jack. "What are you doing in y arms and what will his nibs say ? " "O , Jack , " said Molly , looking up ith a blush and a smile. "I never en- ed his money a bit. I should be mis- able as Mrs. Stuines. " Chicago ribune. Too Many Women Smokers. The stationmastcr at the Richmond , a. , union station posted orders recent- forbidding women to smoke in their aiting-room. The maid had been fre- nently sent out to the cigar stand > r packages of cigarettes , and the ractice had grown so rapidly in the ixurious apartments provided for the mifort of women passengers that the tilroad authorities took this unusual ition. Children Ride Free. In some German towns children are llowed to travel free on the local amway cars If they are under a cer- lin height which is marked on the Dors of the vehicle. Every baldheadeu man has lots of air around the sides of blq head. CELLINI'S DOG. Dnzratefnl Thief Brought to Book b ; Hia Sense and Courasre. The intelligence of dogs is no ne\ subject , but It is 9ne which neve ceases to be interesting , Benvenuto Gel lini , the sixteenth century goldsmith whose work is still one of the riches o Italy , records in his "Memoirs" ai anecdote which shows that the dogs o that day tvere as faithful and as in telligent as are those of to-day. H < speaks of 'he animal as a "fine larg < shock-dog. " It happened one night , says the au thor , that a thief , who had been at mj house pretending to be a goldsmith and had laid a plan to rob me , watchec his opportunity and broke into my shop , whert he was pryfng open tht caskets when the dog flew at hiia. The thief found It a difficult matter to de fend himself with a sword. The faithful animal ran several times about the house , entered the journey men's rooms , which were open , as It was then summer time ; but as they did not seem to hear him barking , he dre v away the bedclothes , and pulling tht men by the arms forcibly awakened them ; then barking very loud he show ed the way to the thief , and went oil before. But the men would not follow him. They were angered at his noise , and drove him out of the room. The dog , having lost all hope of as sistance , undertook the task alone , and ran downstairs. He could not find the villain in the shop , but came up with him in the street , and tearing off his cloak would certainly have treated him according to his deserts if the fellow had not called for assistance. With great difficulty the dog was driven away. Some days later , as I was passing the square of Navona with my dog , he barked very loudly and flew at a young man , and made such efforts to tear this young man to pieces that he roused the city guards. The guards told me that if I did not keep off my dog , they would kill him. I called off the dog with some difficulty , and as the young man was retiring certain little paper bundles fell from under the cape of his cloak , which Donnino immediately discovered to be long to him. Among them I perceived a little ring which I knew to be iny property , whereupon I said , "This is the villain that broke open iny shop , and my dog knows him again. " I therefore let the dog loose , and he Dnce more seized the thief , who then implored my mercy , and told me he ivould restore whatever he had of aiine. On this I again called off my log , and the fellow returned me all the Told , silver and rings that he had rob- jde me of , and gave me five and twen- : y crowns over , Imploring my forgive- less. I bade him pray for the divine nercy , as I , for my part , did not Intend : o do him either harm or good. PLAN TO CHECK PROFANITY. An anti-profanity league has been formed at Bertha , Neb. , which Is quite unique as an organization. The con- stitutiou provides that the member ship shall be lim ited to young women , and that the chief object of the league shall be to stop the swearing habit among young men. The members of the order are to discourage atten tions from any young man who indulges in swear- ing. Twenty-six young women have signed the membership roll thus .far. One enthusiastic member proposed that the members be prohibited from speaking to young men who swear , but this radical idea was not adopted. The first president of the Anti-profan ity League is Miss Florence Kessier , daughter of the proprietor of a de partment store at Bertha. The secre tary is Miss Birdie Carbon. An Ancient Fire Engine. One of the old-time fire engines ot England was recently discovered at Stowmarket , and proves an interesting relic of the past. It did duty in the town for many years , and , as shown by the sign on the engine , was present ed to the town by Nathaniel Gordon , Esq. , In 1734. Despite the many years that it was lain away unused , it is In an excellent state of preservation , con sidering Its age. The engine Is composed of a wooden well , six feet long by five inches wide , and lined with copper. At either end are openings for the purpose "of re ceiving water , which waa fed to it by buckets. The pump itself Is at one end and is worked by ordinary hand brakes. Four small solid wooden wheels support the body of the engine. There are none of the leather buck- Qts left that were used to feed the wa ter well , but the delivery pipe , which is six feet long , can still be attached. The engine is painted the usual red color , and on the front of the purm. are printed instructions for properly working it One of the suggestions for keeping the pump in order reads : "The peveu of the long iron spendil" should be "drest with sallet oyl and tallow. " After using the hose the men are tolc1 that it should be liquored with neats- foot oyl , bees wax and tallow anc quoiled up. " Over the instructions says the Municipal Journal and Engi neer , was originally a covering of herr to protect them from injury , but of the horn covering only a" small portion remains. How contemptuously a loafer refert to an industrious man as a miser ! HER BOY DJD IT. llother's Courage am Great as That i the Boy. She sat in the grand stand , waltii 'or her first football game to begi Her boy had played it ever since si ould remember , and now he had mac lis 'varsity team , which was her Jva iity , too Cornell. Two of his fraternity "brothers'1 si < n either side as a bodyguard to hi jray hairs and as a bureau of inform : Jon. They were happier than tht vould have been with the prettie firl they knew. She smiled with motherly prii vhen she picked him out of the squa > f red-sweatered "huskies" which j ength trotted out on the field. SI eiped away a tear when a Columb ] nan fell across the line for a toucl lown. Tuea she surprised her bodyguar > y muttering under her breath : "Hoi em hard , fellows ! " "Twist the leeks ! " "Push ! Push ! " She explained her knowledge c : hese strenuous technical details b saying that her boy called out HI ; hat when playing dream games in hi deep. She did not faint when he tackled to lard and failed to rise , although hi vvhite face , with a streak of red bloo icross the forehead , was staring up a ler. ler."You "You can't hurt my boy , " she sai .vith confidence. 'He's just doing tha o get wind. " So it proved. He was up and at it harder tha iver within the time limit. Th [ thacans gained five through tackh ind lost as many more yards trying t ound the end. Then something haj pened. A sturdy youngster shot out of th angled elevens and dashed down th acid toward the goal of the blue am white. He crossed line after line o whitewash , and finally was over th last one , the whole pack at his heels. "Touchdown ! Touchdown ! " criei the crowd. "My boy did it , " said the mothei , nd then she cried. New York Trib me. MARIA MITCHELL'S ADVICE. "In the Mitchell family the childrei ivere not ashamed to say , 'I can't af ! ord it , ' and were taught that noth ivas cheap that they could not paj : or a lesson that has been valuabh : o them all their lives , " writes Mrs Kendall , in her life of her sister Maria Mitchell , the astronomer. Miss Mitchell , who was a younj voman , was librarian at the Atheneuii library at Nantucket , received but small salary for her services , ye1 small as it was she laid by a little svery year. She dressed simply anc ipent as little as possible on herself ind this was also true of her latei ' ears. She took a little journey every 'ear , and could always have littlt resents ready for the birthdays and Christmas , and for the necessary looks which could not be found in the Ltheneum Library , and which she elt that she ought to own herself. Lll this on a salary which an ordinary chool girl in these days would think oo meager to supply her with dress .lone. Years after , when she was an in- tructor at Vassar , she wrote in her ournal : "When I came to Vassar I regretted hat Mr. Vassar did not give full cholarships. By degrees I learned 3 think his plan of giving half-schol- rships better , and to-day I am ready > say , 'Give no scholarships at all. ' "I find a helping hand lifts the girl s crutches do ; she learns to like tire elp which is not self-help. "Better give a young girl who is oor a common-school education , a lit- e lift and tell her to work out her wn career. If she have a distaste for le homely routine of life , leave her le opportunity to try any other career , ut let her understand that she stands r falls by herself. " A Remarkable City. One of the most remarkable cities in le world is Kelburg , near Cracow , Po nd , for , besides being situated under- . ound , it is excavated entirely in rocls lit The inhabitants , to the numbei ! over 3,000 , are of course workers ii- le famous salt mines , and all tin reets and houses are of the purest bite imaginable. One of the mosi imouSr features of the city is the ca ledral , carved in salt and lit with elec- ic light , and when the late Czar Alex- ider visited it eleven years ago he was i fascinated with > the magnificent ef- ct of the light upon the crystal walls lat he presented the cathedral with jeweled altar cross. Such a thing as- fectijus disease is unknown in Kel- irg in fact , the majority of the in- ibitants die of old age. Certified the Check. Sir Hiram Maxim tells a story 01 \dy Maxim's ingenuity. Sir Hiram id Lady Maxim were staying at a uthern watering place. When the lie came to pay the bill , on leaving , e landlord of the hotel looked askanc the proffered check. He knew tht line , but had no evidence that the jner was the owner of it. Sir Hiram id not enough cash in his pocket to eet the case. Then Lady Maxim in- ted the proprietor to go down to the er , put in a pnnr.r In a certain slot , id look. He did so , and he saw a iving picture" of Sir Hiram "firing a axim gun In the presence of the Shal Persia. That was conclusive and B check was accepted. Montreal fir. iFS Insanity Auionc Women. Professor Zimmer , of Berlin , who iJ a very wise man , has been investiga ting the causes of insanity among women , and has reached the conclusion that with the coming of women in com petition with men must follow a tre mendous Increase of insanity among women. It sounds reasonable. And it hurts. The man who is a real man feels sorry every time he sees a frail woman patiently doing labor that would tax the strength and endurance of a man. Nature didn't plan it that way. Na ture failed to make-for her the big bones and strong muscles that are needed. And there Is the food ques tion. You see the girl who works hard quietly take a seat In the restaurant and order tea and rolls. She fits her lunch to her purse , not to her needs. She doesn't provide enough fuel for her body , because she cannot ; and at C o'clock , when the big store , closes or the factory wheels are still , she goes home with a raging headache and tor tured brain , and worries when she should be sleeping. Yes , it is easy to see that more women - en are going into mad-houses , and it is not easy to find a remedy. Business Is heartless. It doesn't take much ac count of sex. It demands more , and always more. It cries for increased efficiency and greater energy in the school room , office , factory. It is nev er satisfied. The world respects the business woman , and recognizes her efficiency. It knows she can do most things as well as a man , and many things bet ter. But the thinking part of it re members the tired faces of the army that is going home from work ; search es almost In vain for smiles , and hopes and prays that the day will come when the need for and the needs of the woman in business will be less keen , and the lot of the mothers of a coming generation be less hard. Dress skirts of white fabrics are cut with seven gores , are well flared and trimmed with round or diagonal rows of insertion inserted. These skirts are cut with a dip at the back and * > " inlaid boxplalt at the back of thp .u. ' if a partly worn white skirt n ° .s re modeling it can be enlarged aragth - ened with a deep yoke of ope ubroid- ery ; where a flounce Is r d it may then be fitted plainly ajud need not flare any more than a gored skirt does. Linen skirts , alone , | and also with waists to correspond , will be trimmed with bands of hand embroidery done with heavy silk , or mercerized cotton in white or colors. Ladies' Home Jour nal. Woman Shines am Solon. Alice M. Ruble , member of the low er house of the Colorado Legislature , who distlncniished herself by nominat ing Henry M. Tel ler for United States Senator , Is having her first ex perience with offi cial life. Mrs. Ru ble was born in Vermont Her fa ther was a Kansas pioneer. She has always been an earnest worker In MBS. A. M. BUBLE. the State Suffrage Association and has taken a keen in terest in politics , although it was not until the last campaign that she con sented to stand for an office. She Is a devoted mother , and her home is a model of coziness and comfort. She Is Idolized by her children. Economics Are Wearinjc * Truly this world should soon be able to produce an immense crop of beauti ful women , fine cooks and adepts in se lecting artistic house furnishings if the "Beauty Hints , " "Cooking Les sons" and "Color Schemes" that are continually appearing on the pages of almost every publication are to count for anything and that they are being read and the various directions re ligiously followed is evidenced by the numerous letters of inquiry that are published in columns devoted to such matters. Something to change the color of the hair and remove wrinkles- seems to be the most desired object of the beauty seekers , and so fre quently do these requests occur that one Is almost convinced that more than half the women are growing pre maturely old and gray trying to con coct appetizing dishes out of the ar ticles that have been judiciously se lected by authorities on household economy , whf have announced ( to the infinite regret of hundreds of house- drives ) that large families can actually live on ridiculously small sums pei week. As a consequence the one who pro vides the money for household ex penses Is readily convinced that hi * hard-earned cash is being wasted , and the new marketing methods are adopt ed forthwith. But this Is by no means the end of this important matter , jfor every member of the family Is gnr to register a complaint when their fa vorite dishes fail to appear , so it la small wonder that , in her efforts to please and still be economical , the weary wife and mother should de velop locks of silver. Women in Odd Callings. Women workers are invading every line of employment The census of 1900 J makes returns for 303 separate occupations - I tions , and in only eight of these do women workers fail to appear. None will be surprised that there art nowomen among the soldiers , sailors and marines of the United States Gov ernment , yet there are 153 women em ployed as "boatmen" and sailors. Women have not as yet invaded the ranks of the city fire department , still not less than 879 women are returned in the same general class of "watch men , policemen and detectives. " There are no women street car driv ers , though there are two women "mo- tormeu" and 13 women conductors. They have not as yet taken up tha employment of telegraph and telephone "linemen , " yet 22,550 of them are oper ators for these companies. There are no women apprentices and helpers among the roofers and slaters , yet two women are returned as engaged in these employments. There are 120 women plumbers , 43 plasterers , 107 bricklayers and stone masons , 241 paper hangers , 1,759 paint ers and glaziers and 545 wumen carpen ters and joiners. No women are returned as helpers to steam boilermakers , but eight women svork at this industry as full mechanics. There are 193 women blacksmiths , 571 machinists , 3,370 women workers in ron and steel , S90 in brass and 1,775 ivomen workers in tin. Among other unusual employment for ivomen are 100 workers as "lumber- nen and raftsmen , " 113 woodchoppers , J73 sawmill employes , 440 bartenders , 5,086 saloonkeepers , 904 "diaymen" ind teamsters , 323 undertakers , M3 stonecutters , 63 "quarrymen , " G5 whlte- vashers , 11 well-borers and 177 staiion- iry engineers and firemen. Health and Beauty Hints. It is said that the hands may be luickly whitened by the following ) recess : Rub them well at night , for hree nights in succession , with almond / ) il , and then cover with as much fine * : halk as they will take. Camphor is most useful as a deodor- zer for the sick room. Place a lump > f it in an old saucer and when re- luired apply to it the tip of a red-hot ioker. The fumes which arise will im- art to the room a pleasing freshness. Many women have had their finger tails ruined by bad manicuring. The irst advice to be given to these .suf- erers Is , If they cannot find a mani- ure who thoroughly understands her usiness , to leave manicuring severely lone. In regard to the time required for leep , eight hours may generally be onsidered sufficient for the average erson. Some , of course , can do with jss. In keeping the body in good phy- Ical condition sleep Is next bn import- nee to food. If you have not a night light take an rdinary candle and put finely pow ered salt round the wick up to the lack part. A candle thus treated will urn very slowly and give the dull ght which is so often desirable in a ck room at night To keep the joints of the hands front jtting stiff , after holding hands in ater as hot as can be borne , massage lein , both the backs and palms , with veet oil , rubbing it In thoroughly , hen dip the hands in hot water again , sing soap , rinse with clear water and ib on a lotion of glycerine one ounce , : etlc acid one dram , rose water three mces. Do this at night and wear oves. "Women a.m Ajfricultnriats. American women pride themselves i the advantages they possess In tha ultipllcity of business opportunities > en to them ; but , despite America's oadmindedness In this , Russia has id the courage to go a step further id establish an agricultural high heel for women. Here opportunity ill be given for general courses ba jriculture or specialized training , as tiry farming , gardening , bee culture , iultry keeping , cattle and sheep rais- g , etc. The course of instruction ill occupy three years , and an equiv- ent grammar school education will : required as an entrance qualifica- in. The women who pass through e school successfully will be eligible r filling various posts under the inistry of Agriculture , and will be rther entitled to hold the positions administrators ot the crovr * do- lin and of teachers in the Interzae- ite agricultural schools. ia Record. Good-By Summer. How old is she ? " On , very , very old. Ske's quit puH- ' , out her gray hairs. "