Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, February 05, 1903, Image 2
THE VALENTINE DElftOOU I. M RICE , 1'nb Ulier. VALENTINE , NEBRASKA Italy and Russia would do well t hang out a "Boy Wanted" sign. Many a man wilh a good scbein lacks the required nerve to push i t ? rough. In the meantime it may be confident ly said that the Isthmian canalvl ! 1 dug when it ip digged. Lord Wolseley is now writing a Lif of Napolean. Sooner or later every befly seems to come to it. Emperor William is making the mis take of his life if he thinks the social tots can be scolded out of business. After reaching a ripe old age som < men have nothing to do but sit aroum and nurse their frost-bitten aspirations Probably Cuba's uppishness is dui to the belief that Uncle Sam has no the authority to administer a spank ing. If the czar is really under the spcl of a Ii3rpnotist his condition is sen ous. Russian spells are fearful thine : ! a glance at some of their names wli show that. A University of Michigan professoi has discovered seven ue\v poisons This should put additional life inu the growing infant industry of uis tributing candy by mail. The City of Memphis is inclined tc boast of its intelligence and good man agement. The football field is onlj liffy feet from the hospital and verj convenient to the medical college. A Russian duke , otDcer in a German regiment , has lost his place under the kaiser because he married a divorced woman. It would keep more than an emperor busy to try to adjust such matters here. A New York insanity expert is now an inmate of an insane asylum. It would be interesting to know how long he has been deciding on the sanity of others while himself in a mentally ab- nprmal condition. It l-as been held by a Maine court that a husband cannot steal from his wife , or vice versa , because through marriage they become one that is , a man cannot steal from himself. What would we do without the law ? More than eighteen million dollars' worth of gold was mined in Alaska last summer ; yet when Alaska was bought for seven million dollars many .good people said that it was wortnless pile of ice. This is not the first time that ice has been turned into gold , as householders know when they receive the iceman's bill. The name of Decatur is to reappear on the rolls of the United States navy , for the Annapolis examinations have recently been taken by a grandson of the old Commodore whose uncompro mising patriotism made him propose the toast : "Our country ! In her in tercourse with foreign nations may she always be in the right ; but our coun try , right or wrong ! " You need not go to Africa to find un explored territory. There is a lot of it on this continent. An attache of the Canadian Geological Survey dis covered last summer a new river , three hundred miles long , emptying into Hudson Bay. He discovered several new lakes , also. Enough unmapped territory remains to make its explora tion worth while for those ambit'ous seekers after new things who do not want to hazard a trip to the - North pole. There is no cure for conditions of de pression in either organized labor or organized capital. Both depend on the markets and neither the one nor the other can command them. The real remedy for hard times , the enforced remedy for redundant labor , is in a reversal of the townward tide of pop ulation. As a last resort men must dig to live , and they must go back to the land to dig. The reviving movement for the occupation of the public lands In the West is a healthy one even where it takes the form of migration to the cheaper arable lands in Canada. "O Frank , what a pity ! " exclaimed Hawthorne to Pierce , on hearing of the election of his friend to the Pres idency of the United States. Heartier congratdations have been accorded to Dr. Francesco Rodrigues Alves , who on November 15th , the birthday of the republic , was inaugurated Pres ident of the United States of Brazil. President Alves was born and edu cated in Brazil , served as president of his state under Dom Pedro II. , and since the proclamation of the repub lic has filled offices of high rcsponsl- biity. The republic of Brazil has been In existence only since 1889 , but its government Is the most stable in South America. Representatives of the other so-called republics to the south of us should visit Brazil , If only to see what thirteen years of peace and good order will do for a nation. The Commissioner of Indian Affairs Kays that from the founding of the government down o1890 $845,000,000 was spent in subduing and controlling Ihe Indians and $240,000,000 for the education and care of their children. [ This is a large bill , though It is not be compared with that for the Ci1 War. The Commissioner's figures not give the full cost of the subjugatii of the Indians. So that white m might occupy this continent in peac Indian wars began soon after colon ! were founded in Virginia and Nc England , and were cairied on at Int < vals during a century and a half colonial existence To find out what really cost to get rid of the Indians will be necessary to add to the expeuc t tires of the national government tho of the colonies and also those of tl British government prior to the de laration of independence. Allowan < must bo made also for the fact that t ] purchasing power of money was gres er two and a half centuries ago thi it is now , and that an expenditure i $1,000 in King Philip's war mea : much more than an expenditure < $1,000 in a modern Indian war. Fro first to last the Indians have cost tl whites a sum out of all proportion their numbers. It has been no simp matter to make this country an aboc for civilized men. The "surprising announcement is mac that out of GOO graduates fro ; Scotch colleges for women in recei years , only 9 per cent have marriei This is claimed to be further evidem that education unfits women for ma riage. It is contended that higher edi cati n is a dull process that for the moi part produces dull women. This rea oning is bad , for two very manife : reasons. The woman who continues 3 a college until graduation gene-rail does it because she is determined 1 make her own way in the world. TL unmarried woman is not as a rule , tli dull woman. The uneducated woma has no choice. She must marry or t without occupation that is congenu and supporting. Single , she is hop * lessly at a disadvantage. But the w < man writh education is independen Brain is sexless , and in the intellectur arena all have equal standing and 01 portuniry. Many of the best liviu scientists , historians , litterateurs , phj sicians , teachers and leaders in socis and moral reforms are women , an their sex is not counted against then Unlike her less fortunate sister , wh is without education , she is not force to marry to secure support and main t lin standing. She is free to rnarr ; 3r not , just as she chooses. If she re mains single , it is not that she ha QO suitors , but from choice. Being ii i position to choose , her opportunitie for suitable marriage are infinitel ; greater than those of the uneducatei svoman , who has no alternative but t je chosen. And yet her field of choic s greatly narrowed down. The sann spirit that has led her to higher educa : ion has given her the leaven of prid < ind ambition , and she could never hi content to accept as husband a mai > vho is merely rich or merely "good , ' ) r both. The man for her must be : nan , indeed. One of the strongest wo nan instincts is that which require ! ler to look up to the man she loves She must be able to recognize him a : superior to herself , not morally , per laps , but certainly physically and in ellectually. This natural yearning i : lot weakened by education , bu strengthened by it. FRAIL BUT PUGNACIOUS. E \v Gen. Sisrel Cowed a Bis : Felloe in New York City. A New York newspaper writer , win vas an intimate friend of Gen. Frans 5igel , lately deceased , tells an anecdot < vhich illustrates that little warrior * } mgnacity and daring , says the Wash ngton Post. "Broadway knew Sigel very well , ' ays this scribe , "and Park Row knen iim better. "The martial spirit was in Sigel t he very last , I fancy. It was there hree years ago certainly. I had mel he General walking slowly up Broad' ' ray about dinner time , and suggested lining at a certain well-known German estauraut on Forty-second street , near { roadway. He was agreeable. During he meal he told a few just a few j rar reminiscences , in that delightful ialect which lent to them a keen zesl ecause you must need hear every rord to understand the narrative. I hanced to recall that a revival of Shenandoah' was being given at tho iinerican Theater , two blocks away. " 'Why not go ? ' I asked. " ' ' , with euthusi- 'Yes , he explained - sm , 'we will go. ' "Had Brouson Howard been presem 3 have seen the laughter , the tears , lie anger , the joy of that little German oldier as the story of love and wai ras unfolded it might have inspired im to another drama equally worthy. "As we were leaving the theater , th < j ttle General , bubbling over with en- husiasm , a big , raw-boned man , hall itoxicated , said : " 'All that rot about Phil Sheridan ! Ee was a poltroon ! A coward ! ' "Sigel heard him , and sprang imme- iately forward. Shaking his fists in lie big man's face , he shouted : " 'Dumkopf ! Schaasfskopf ! Komm eraus. Ich schlag dir den kopf abP "But the big man did not accept tty ivitation ! The fighting terrier of 7J ears had cowed the St. Bernard ! "I rather guess that was Franz Siger' II through life ! " Growth of Co-operation. The turnover of 2,000 co-operative so ieties in Europe last year was $400- 00,000. In 1893 it amounted to onlj 250,000,000. Co-operative stores ar < i successful operation In thirty-eigh' Ities in California. Nothing seems to please a small boj lore than an opportunity to run acrosi lie street in front of a trolley car. An elevator is at best'a sort of nan le-down affair. The Old Sexton. Xigh to a grave that was newly made Leaned a sexton old on his earth wor spade. His work was done , and he paused t wait The funeral train at the open gate. A relic of bygone days was he , And his locks wore gray as the foam sea , And these words came from his lips thin : J'l gather them in , I gather them in. Gather , gather , I gather them in. "I gather them in ; for man and boy , Year after year of grief and joy , I've buildod the houses that lie around In every nook of this burial ground. Mother and daughter , father and son , Come to my solitude , one by one , But come they stranger or come the ; - kin , 1 gather them in , I gather them in. "Many are with me , yet I'm alone ; I'm king of the dead , and I make m : throne bn a monument slab of marble cold ; My scepter of rule is the spade I hold. Come they from cottage or come Ihei from hall , Mankind are my subjects , all , all , all ! May they loiter in pleasure or toilfullj x spin , 1 gather them in , I gather them in. i . ' 'I gather them in , and their final rest Is here , down here , in the earth's darl And the sexton ceased as the fuiiera train Wound mutely over that solemn plain , And I said to 1113 self : "When time is told , A mightier voice than that sexton's old ( Will he heard o'er the last trump's dread fnl din I gather them in , 1 gather them in. father , gather , gather them in. " -Park Benjamin. * Then You'll Remember Me. When other lips and other hearts , Their tales of love shall tell , In language whose excess imparts 1 The power they feel so well. There may perhaps in such a scene , Some recollection be , Of days that have as happy been , * Then you'll remember me. When coldness or deceit shall slight , ; The beauty now they prize. And deem it but a faded light , That beams within your eyes , When hollow hearts shall wear a mask , 'Twill break your own to sec , In such a moment I but ask , That you'll remember me. OZONE MAKES WATER PURE. Nature Has Provided a Means for Nen- ; tralizing Stagnant Pools. The German Imperial Health depart ment has been making experiments re cently with a view of determining the value of ozone as a purifying agent for stagnant water. The water tested was taken from the River Spree. The tank in which it was treated was 315.4 feet high by 10.704 square feet in sec- ion. A grating fixed a little above the floor of the tank was covered with i layer of pebbles about the size of liens' eggs. The water was sprayed through a rose on to this bed of peb bles , while below the grating on which the latter rested ozonized air was forced in under pressure. The down- 3owing water thus came into very inti- nate contact with the upflowing cur- ent of air. On reaching the top of the bed this lir was collected and sent back again : o the ozonizer , passing through the ioils of a refrigerator In which any noisture picked up on its passage ihrough the pebbles was condensed ind collected. The air was ozonized jy spark discharges at 10,000 to 15,000 /olts. From 1,412 to 1,705 cubic feet ) f air could be treated hourly , which ; vere used to sterilize from 1,101 to i.202 gallons of water. In general it , vas found that the treatment was nore effective than sand filtration in lestroying bacteria. Practically none of the ozone remains lissolved in the water as ozone , as it rery quickly reverts to ordinary oxy- ; en. Chemical tests showed that the irocess diminishes the oxygen absorp- ; ion , and increases the amount of free ) xygen present in the water ; the color s improved , and there is no bad effect m the taste of the water. The cost of he process with a plant capable of renting 20,424 gallons per hour , in , ilusive of pumping and amortization , Is eckoned at about 5 cents per 1,000 gal * ens , one-third of which represents the ictual cost of the ozonizing. Rained Rats in Algiers. News comes from Algiers of an ex- raordinary phenomenon which reeent- y took place in the suburbs of Bougie , eports the Detroit News-Tribune. 3oon after a cyclone passed over the ; own thousands of huge rats fell in a ihower to the ground , to the horror of ne Kabyles , who at sight of them led in all directions , since they were : onvinced that the animals had come lown from heaven. Many of the rats , n falling , became impaled on the arge pointed stakes which act as pali sades in various parts of the town , but : he majority reached the ground un- njured and lost no time in scurrying ; o the open country. Point of View. Matilda Isn't it too bad that flow- ; rs fade ? Lovelorn but Poor Youth Yes , but t's a good thing for the florists. New fork Times. Many a man is considered a hope- ees fool on account of his hopefulness , A lot of unimportant happenings are postponed on account of the weather SHE DELIGHTED IN CRUELTY. Wise I/over Discovered Objectionabl Trait in ilia Sweetheart. This incident occurred in Washingto ; noi very long ago : A young man AVUS calling upon th girl to whom he was engaged. Th couple were sitting on the front step of the girl's home , an hour or so be fore the fall of darkness , when the ; noticed the cat attached to the house hold of the girl's family going ( low the steps leading to the basement are ; with a tiny field mouse in its moutb That cat had caught the mouse in thi vacant lot alongside the house. Dropping the tiny mouse over in i corner of the area the cat preceded t < torture the little animal after the ac copied feline fashion. She would permit tho mouse to rui away about a yard or so , pretending 'that she didn't know that there was f 'mouse within miles , and then sh < would jump out. nail the mouse witl her foot and toss it back to the corner Then sbo would pick the mouse ui in both of her paws , throw it into th ( air , and when it came down and start ed to run. nail it again. The tinj mouse would squeeze itself into a cor .nor and sit up and look at the cat piti : fully , and then the cat would swipe ii tout of the corner with her paw and Istop on it , her oyos blazing ecstatically and her tail swishing. Some natural historians say that there is no animal so atrociously and gloatingly cruel as the ordinary , purring , domesticated cat. "That mouse. " said the young fellow to tho girl to whom he was engaged , " 'is only a youngster yet. Strikes me ; he ought to have a chance for his white alley. " I "Oh , I don't know. " said the girl , who , with her chin in her hands , was dreamily and fascinatingly regarding the spectacle of the mouse being tor tured b3r the cat. "Don't you think it horrible to see the poor little beggar getting the worst of it that way ? " he asked the girl , with a slight note of surprise in his tone. She made no reply , but , still with her chin resting in her hands , gazed calmly at the cat tossing the diminutive mouse into the air and stepping on it and dabbing at it with her paws and picking it up in her mouth and throw ing it down again. "Mice get into the bouse , " said the girl , after awhile. "But that kind don't , " said the young man , a bit earnestly. "That's a field mouse , and field mice don't bother any body. " The mouse was sitting up in the area corner , with its tiny forepaws folded in front in a very pleading attitude , while the cat gazed with expanding eyes at it before beginning to dab at it igain. "I'm going to give that mouse a run for its taw marble , " said the young man , getting up from the steps auc starting down the area steps. "Let the cat alone , " said the girl , quietly , but never removing her gaze from the sight of the tortured mouse. Toll young man stopped suddenly ind looked up at the girl. "I want to give the mouse a chance to get away. " he said. "Surely you lon't find enjoyment in watching a Door little beast getting handled that way ? " ' You don't have to look at it if you lon't want to , " said the girl , with a certain hardness in her tone. "Let the ? at alone. " The young fellow gazed steadily at ler for half a minute , but she didn't ippear to notice this. She was too in- ent upon the deviltry of the cat. After twenty minutes of torturing ts prey , in the course of which it > roke tho mouse's legs so that the tiny odent could only hobble in its efforts o run away , the cat ate the mouse , [ "he girl never took her eyes from the at until the cat had finished its prey , [ "hen she gave a sort of satisfied sigh s she emerged from her fascinated ranee. . "Well , the cat has had her supper , " he said in a matter-of-fact tone to ier fiance. "Good-night , " he said to her , and he ipped his hat to her and .walked down he street without looking back. This happened two months ago , says tie Washington Star. The young fel- ) w hasn't called upon her since. There 3 going to be no marriage. Fin De Sizzle. A fleshy young man , wearing a loud- becked suit and a pair of yellow pat- nt leather shoes , stood outside a fash- > nable West End restaurant one even- ig recently , and talked volubly to two riends. " " said "that she's of "I think , he , one ie prettiest young girls I ever saw. .nd she's so smart , and all that. There ; n't a thing that girl don't know and an't do. She swims and rides and lays billiards and dances beautifully , nd can do anything about the house lat any other girl can do. 1 tell you , tie's fin de sizzle. " "What's that ? " asked one of the lends. The flashy young man hesitated for moment. "She's fin de sizzle , I said. " "You mean fin de sozzle , don't you ? " sked one of the friends. "Yes , " said the flashy young man , ddently much relieved. "Fin de soz- .e , that's it. I thought fin de sizzle Idn't sound right all the time. " American-Made Macaroni. If all reports are true there does not ; ein to be any good eason for our not laking our own macaroni and eating , too. We are beginning to have the lacaronl wheat In large quantities , ad if the proprietors of macaroni man- factories want Italian laborers to ive their plant an Italian color , and lelr products an Italian flavor , they in easily secure them among those settled here. Most of our cooks to take a cour.se in cooking macaior however , before we can have the pe feet results of macaroni growing i this country demonstrated on our ti bles , and when this necessity is pr < vided for we surely ought to be vei proud of our new accomplishment. W can furnish a pretty fair cheese to along with it , too. HOW DUMB B3UTES RIGHT. Each Species Has Its Distinctive Mett ods of Defense Against Foes. No living creature has been left In defenseless condition by .nature , yt few people in the world with the e : > ception of those who make a study c animal life know exactly what the are. In the herbivorous animal the d ( fense gift , as it might be called , i more prominent than in the flesh-ea ing species , because the latter are th relentless enemy of the former. The giraffe , one of the most peculiai ly built of the herbivorous animals and onethat , is rapidly becoming es tiiict , will probably attract more f.t tendon than any other animal in th menagerie. This animal is a natrvi of Samoaland , in Africa , and , beinj thin-skinned , is supplied by.natur with remarkably sharp hoofs , whicl he uses with great destructive fore when attacked by lions or tigers. 1 giraffe has been known to virtual ! : tear a lion into shreds. The zebra also uses his hoofs , bu in a different manner. Instead o striking he kicks. Zebras when pur sued by carnivorous animals will gal lop for a time. Suddenly they wil stop , form a circle with their head ; turned toward the center and kicl viciously and in unison at their enemy In the formation of the circle th < weakest animals are placed in the cen ter , and in consequence are affordet an additional protection. The greatest kicker of the herbivor ous class is the cassowary. Although he has but two legs and greatly re sembles the Thanksgiving turkey , hi legs easily do the work of four when put into active service. They are sc thickly muscled and the bird uses them with such dexterity that he car break a tiger's back with one blow. The eland , which is the largest of the antelope family , is furnished with i pair of spiral-like horns , the points 3f which are as sharp as freshly ground swords. With these horns the 2land , while running in the country south cf the Sahara desert , impales lis many adversaries of the cat tribe ind dashes them to death on the sun- jaked ground. The Russian white deer is devoid of lorns and depends on razor-edged loofs to protect his family and him self. Although very timid by nature , le becomes a perfect demon when iroused and fights as long as life re- nains. The llama also uses his hoofs n the event of an attack. The oauger or gorka , known as the vild niule of India , fights like the ze- > ra and protects the young and weak if his kind in the same manner. He s more timid than the zebra and does lot possess near the pluck. The yak , rom the highlands of the Thibet , butts tnd tramples on his enemy. He is a : reat fighter and usually hunts trouble vith lions and tigers instead of en- leavoring to avoid them. His coat of ixtra long coarse hair affords him ousiderable protection from their angs and claws. The hippopotamus is not a fighter , xcept among his own kind. He is a orn sluggard and is a great glutton nd is continually getting into trou- ile with his mates over the food sup- lies. If he fails to reach the water rhen pursued and his enemy should jap upon his back the hippopotamus rusts to his thick hide to prevent pos- ible injury and endeavors to crush his dversary by rolling over on him. As hippopotamus weighs from two tons p , one roll is usually sufficient to end ie life of a lion , tiger or other animal f the species. That great beast , the elephant , is Lipplied with an extraordinary thick iin for protection. That he will fight as been amply demonstrated in the ingles of Africa and India. His com- mn enemy , the tiger , always leaps on 5m from the rear. It is then the ele- hant turns to fight and often he has een known to wrap his trunk about ic body of a tiger and dash the cat > death against a tree. "Variety Is Chamunjy. " A well-known literary gentleman hose wife and family had gone for lengthy stay on the Continent , closed s house and returned to bachelor life : his club a residential one. Every orning he got down to breakfast at o'clock , and day after day , weeli' ' 'ter week , the menu compelled him. ham and eggs. He always occupied ie same seat , and therefore was al- ays served by the same waiter. The alter had become accustomed to the der , and began to feel that there as no necessity of formally asking T instructions. One morning the aiter placed the carafe and glasses , inded over the usual newspaper , and nfidently observed : "Ham and eggs , sir , I suppose ? " "No ! " came the surprising answer. ) o you suppose a man can't find any- , ing to eat except ham and eggs ev- y day of his life ? Hand me the ; rd , and I'll see if I can't have a lange. " Then for four or five minutes he anned the bill of fare intently , his ce shrouded in frowning gloom , 'hen he looked up , it was to glare at e waiter and say : "Bring me a ham omelette ! " rhere may be method in a lazy man's adness. He doesn't want to take ances of injuring his health byrork - g between meals. Aetor'o Kcmarkable Pillowcaa- . Louis James , the Shakespearean- actor , received a telegram not loog * ago from a big hotel asking blm ta- return two oillows. His reply was- that the request was an insult , ana now he has sued the hotel maDape- ruent for 320,000 , says the Parfcland. Oregonian. This looks like a re markable pillowcase. JTovolty In Butterflies. Is7ew kinds of living butterflies cau be produced from existing forms by prcatly increasing or decreasing the- icmperature of the place where th& butterflies are kept. A difference in coloring and even in form has thus- been obtained by Professor Fischer iu recent eyperiment. Pew OldMon Can Say This. Lakefield. Minn. , Feb. 2. Win. B Gentry of this place makes the follow ing statement : "For over forty years I suffered with misery in my back and at tlmei I could not pass water without great pain and a burning sensation. I have- had to make water as often as sixteen times durinir one night just a little- at a time. I tried many kinds of kid ney medicines , but all without any good result till at last I tried Dodd'rf- Kidney Pills and my pains are all gone. "I took six boxes and I am cured completely. I am 77 years of age and I feel better now than I have for over fifty years and I attribute it all to- Dodd's Kidney Pills. " Dodd's Kidney Pills have made : ; ome- remarkable euros in this part of ihe- State , and many old men arid women are praising them highly as a cure for lame back , Kidney and bladder trou bles. Prisoners l > rink .Much "Wine. Prisoners in Paris seem to fare well in some respects. TLe estimates- cf wine wanted for four gaols nexb year dmounts to the modest total of 125,000 gallons. IIo\v liijipnifT n Kejji > > ter d. In "Lloyd's Register of Shipping" ' each ship is marked with a letter and a number. The letter denotes- the character of her hull , the num ber that of her anchors , cables and general furniture. Mrs. Austin's famous Pancake Flour , inade- from the the three great staffs of life-wheat corn and rice. The most val&able feathers are- those of the Jrasol. a bird of Aren- bina. They are worth aoout $1.100 a pound. To have most delicious. Lovely , brown rakes- For hre * > fast use only dold water with Mrs. A.ustin'6 famous pancake fionr. Copenhagen has the largest ; in closed deer park in the world. It& irea is 4,200 acres. The wit of Father Healey , of Dub lin , .was displayed at the expense of Arthur BaHour , when the latter was secretary for Ireland. Mr. Balfour The water power available on the Pacific slope for producing electric iuergy of 300,000,000 tons of coal a fear. Official inquiries show that 5,000 nedals , 528 engravings and 117 de- > 5gns and paintings have been stolen : rom the museum at Bassauo , near Venice. Venice.ST. ST. 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