Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, February 05, 1903, Image 2

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    THE VALENTINE DElftOOU
I. M RICE , 1'nb Ulier.
VALENTINE , NEBRASKA
Italy and Russia would do well t
hang out a "Boy Wanted" sign.
Many a man wilh a good scbein
lacks the required nerve to push i
t ? rough.
In the meantime it may be confident
ly said that the Isthmian canalvl !
1 dug when it ip digged.
Lord Wolseley is now writing a Lif
of Napolean. Sooner or later every
befly seems to come to it.
Emperor William is making the mis
take of his life if he thinks the social
tots can be scolded out of business.
After reaching a ripe old age som <
men have nothing to do but sit aroum
and nurse their frost-bitten aspirations
Probably Cuba's uppishness is dui
to the belief that Uncle Sam has no
the authority to administer a spank
ing.
If the czar is really under the spcl
of a Ii3rpnotist his condition is sen
ous. Russian spells are fearful thine : !
a glance at some of their names wli
show that.
A University of Michigan professoi
has discovered seven ue\v poisons
This should put additional life inu
the growing infant industry of uis
tributing candy by mail.
The City of Memphis is inclined tc
boast of its intelligence and good man
agement. The football field is onlj
liffy feet from the hospital and verj
convenient to the medical college.
A Russian duke , otDcer in a German
regiment , has lost his place under the
kaiser because he married a divorced
woman. It would keep more than an
emperor busy to try to adjust such
matters here.
A New York insanity expert is now
an inmate of an insane asylum. It
would be interesting to know how long
he has been deciding on the sanity of
others while himself in a mentally ab-
nprmal condition.
It l-as been held by a Maine court
that a husband cannot steal from his
wife , or vice versa , because through
marriage they become one that is , a
man cannot steal from himself. What
would we do without the law ?
More than eighteen million dollars'
worth of gold was mined in Alaska
last summer ; yet when Alaska was
bought for seven million dollars many
.good people said that it was wortnless
pile of ice. This is not the first time
that ice has been turned into gold , as
householders know when they receive
the iceman's bill.
The name of Decatur is to reappear
on the rolls of the United States navy ,
for the Annapolis examinations have
recently been taken by a grandson of
the old Commodore whose uncompro
mising patriotism made him propose
the toast : "Our country ! In her in
tercourse with foreign nations may she
always be in the right ; but our coun
try , right or wrong ! "
You need not go to Africa to find un
explored territory. There is a lot of
it on this continent. An attache of
the Canadian Geological Survey dis
covered last summer a new river , three
hundred miles long , emptying into
Hudson Bay. He discovered several
new lakes , also. Enough unmapped
territory remains to make its explora
tion worth while for those ambit'ous
seekers after new things who do not
want to hazard a trip to the - North
pole.
There is no cure for conditions of de
pression in either organized labor or
organized capital. Both depend on the
markets and neither the one nor the
other can command them. The real
remedy for hard times , the enforced
remedy for redundant labor , is in a
reversal of the townward tide of pop
ulation. As a last resort men must dig
to live , and they must go back to the
land to dig. The reviving movement
for the occupation of the public lands
In the West is a healthy one even where
it takes the form of migration to the
cheaper arable lands in Canada.
"O Frank , what a pity ! " exclaimed
Hawthorne to Pierce , on hearing of
the election of his friend to the Pres
idency of the United States. Heartier
congratdations have been accorded to
Dr. Francesco Rodrigues Alves , who
on November 15th , the birthday of
the republic , was inaugurated Pres
ident of the United States of Brazil.
President Alves was born and edu
cated in Brazil , served as president
of his state under Dom Pedro II. , and
since the proclamation of the repub
lic has filled offices of high rcsponsl-
biity. The republic of Brazil has been
In existence only since 1889 , but its
government Is the most stable in South
America. Representatives of the other
so-called republics to the south of us
should visit Brazil , If only to see what
thirteen years of peace and good order
will do for a nation.
The Commissioner of Indian Affairs
Kays that from the founding of the
government down o1890 $845,000,000
was spent in subduing and controlling
Ihe Indians and $240,000,000 for the
education and care of their children.
[ This is a large bill , though It is not
be compared with that for the Ci1
War. The Commissioner's figures
not give the full cost of the subjugatii
of the Indians. So that white m
might occupy this continent in peac
Indian wars began soon after colon !
were founded in Virginia and Nc
England , and were cairied on at Int <
vals during a century and a half
colonial existence To find out what
really cost to get rid of the Indians
will be necessary to add to the expeuc
t tires of the national government tho
of the colonies and also those of tl
British government prior to the de
laration of independence. Allowan <
must bo made also for the fact that t ]
purchasing power of money was gres
er two and a half centuries ago thi
it is now , and that an expenditure i
$1,000 in King Philip's war mea :
much more than an expenditure <
$1,000 in a modern Indian war. Fro
first to last the Indians have cost tl
whites a sum out of all proportion
their numbers. It has been no simp
matter to make this country an aboc
for civilized men.
The "surprising announcement is mac
that out of GOO graduates fro ;
Scotch colleges for women in recei
years , only 9 per cent have marriei
This is claimed to be further evidem
that education unfits women for ma
riage. It is contended that higher edi
cati n is a dull process that for the moi
part produces dull women. This rea
oning is bad , for two very manife :
reasons. The woman who continues 3
a college until graduation gene-rail
does it because she is determined 1
make her own way in the world. TL
unmarried woman is not as a rule , tli
dull woman. The uneducated woma
has no choice. She must marry or t
without occupation that is congenu
and supporting. Single , she is hop *
lessly at a disadvantage. But the w <
man writh education is independen
Brain is sexless , and in the intellectur
arena all have equal standing and 01
portuniry. Many of the best liviu
scientists , historians , litterateurs , phj
sicians , teachers and leaders in socis
and moral reforms are women , an
their sex is not counted against then
Unlike her less fortunate sister , wh
is without education , she is not force
to marry to secure support and main
t lin standing. She is free to rnarr ;
3r not , just as she chooses. If she re
mains single , it is not that she ha
QO suitors , but from choice. Being ii
i position to choose , her opportunitie
for suitable marriage are infinitel ;
greater than those of the uneducatei
svoman , who has no alternative but t
je chosen. And yet her field of choic
s greatly narrowed down. The sann
spirit that has led her to higher educa
: ion has given her the leaven of prid <
ind ambition , and she could never hi
content to accept as husband a mai
> vho is merely rich or merely "good , '
) r both. The man for her must be :
nan , indeed. One of the strongest wo
nan instincts is that which require !
ler to look up to the man she loves
She must be able to recognize him a :
superior to herself , not morally , per
laps , but certainly physically and in
ellectually. This natural yearning i :
lot weakened by education , bu
strengthened by it.
FRAIL BUT PUGNACIOUS.
E \v Gen. Sisrel Cowed a Bis : Felloe
in New York City.
A New York newspaper writer , win
vas an intimate friend of Gen. Frans
5igel , lately deceased , tells an anecdot <
vhich illustrates that little warrior * }
mgnacity and daring , says the Wash
ngton Post.
"Broadway knew Sigel very well , '
ays this scribe , "and Park Row knen
iim better.
"The martial spirit was in Sigel t
he very last , I fancy. It was there
hree years ago certainly. I had mel
he General walking slowly up Broad' '
ray about dinner time , and suggested
lining at a certain well-known German
estauraut on Forty-second street , near
{ roadway. He was agreeable. During
he meal he told a few just a few j
rar reminiscences , in that delightful
ialect which lent to them a keen zesl
ecause you must need hear every
rord to understand the narrative. I
hanced to recall that a revival of
Shenandoah' was being given at tho
iinerican Theater , two blocks away.
" 'Why not go ? ' I asked.
" ' ' , with euthusi-
'Yes , he explained -
sm , 'we will go. '
"Had Brouson Howard been presem
3 have seen the laughter , the tears ,
lie anger , the joy of that little German
oldier as the story of love and wai
ras unfolded it might have inspired
im to another drama equally worthy.
"As we were leaving the theater , th < j
ttle General , bubbling over with en-
husiasm , a big , raw-boned man , hall
itoxicated , said :
" 'All that rot about Phil Sheridan !
Ee was a poltroon ! A coward ! '
"Sigel heard him , and sprang imme-
iately forward. Shaking his fists in
lie big man's face , he shouted :
" 'Dumkopf ! Schaasfskopf ! Komm
eraus. Ich schlag dir den kopf abP
"But the big man did not accept tty
ivitation ! The fighting terrier of 7J
ears had cowed the St. Bernard !
"I rather guess that was Franz Siger'
II through life ! "
Growth of Co-operation.
The turnover of 2,000 co-operative so
ieties in Europe last year was $400-
00,000. In 1893 it amounted to onlj
250,000,000. Co-operative stores ar <
i successful operation In thirty-eigh'
Ities in California.
Nothing seems to please a small boj
lore than an opportunity to run acrosi
lie street in front of a trolley car.
An elevator is at best'a sort of nan
le-down affair.
The Old Sexton.
Xigh to a grave that was newly made
Leaned a sexton old on his earth wor
spade.
His work was done , and he paused t
wait
The funeral train at the open gate.
A relic of bygone days was he ,
And his locks wore gray as the foam
sea ,
And these words came from his lips
thin :
J'l gather them in , I gather them in.
Gather , gather , I gather them in.
"I gather them in ; for man and boy ,
Year after year of grief and joy ,
I've buildod the houses that lie around
In every nook of this burial ground.
Mother and daughter , father and son ,
Come to my solitude , one by one ,
But come they stranger or come the ;
- kin ,
1 gather them in , I gather them in.
"Many are with me , yet I'm alone ;
I'm king of the dead , and I make m :
throne
bn a monument slab of marble cold ;
My scepter of rule is the spade I hold.
Come they from cottage or come Ihei
from hall ,
Mankind are my subjects , all , all , all !
May they loiter in pleasure or toilfullj
x spin ,
1 gather them in , I gather them in.
i
. ' 'I gather them in , and their final rest
Is here , down here , in the earth's darl
And the sexton ceased as the fuiiera
train
Wound mutely over that solemn plain ,
And I said to 1113 self : "When time is
told ,
A mightier voice than that sexton's old
( Will he heard o'er the last trump's dread
fnl din
I gather them in , 1 gather them in.
father , gather , gather them in. "
-Park Benjamin.
*
Then You'll Remember Me.
When other lips and other hearts ,
Their tales of love shall tell ,
In language whose excess imparts
1 The power they feel so well.
There may perhaps in such a scene ,
Some recollection be ,
Of days that have as happy been ,
* Then you'll remember me.
When coldness or deceit shall slight ,
; The beauty now they prize.
And deem it but a faded light ,
That beams within your eyes ,
When hollow hearts shall wear a mask ,
'Twill break your own to sec ,
In such a moment I but ask ,
That you'll remember me.
OZONE MAKES WATER PURE.
Nature Has Provided a Means for Nen-
; tralizing Stagnant Pools.
The German Imperial Health depart
ment has been making experiments re
cently with a view of determining the
value of ozone as a purifying agent
for stagnant water. The water tested
was taken from the River Spree. The
tank in which it was treated was 315.4
feet high by 10.704 square feet in sec-
ion. A grating fixed a little above
the floor of the tank was covered with
i layer of pebbles about the size of
liens' eggs. The water was sprayed
through a rose on to this bed of peb
bles , while below the grating on which
the latter rested ozonized air was
forced in under pressure. The down-
3owing water thus came into very inti-
nate contact with the upflowing cur-
ent of air.
On reaching the top of the bed this
lir was collected and sent back again
: o the ozonizer , passing through the
ioils of a refrigerator In which any
noisture picked up on its passage
ihrough the pebbles was condensed
ind collected. The air was ozonized
jy spark discharges at 10,000 to 15,000
/olts. From 1,412 to 1,705 cubic feet
) f air could be treated hourly , which
; vere used to sterilize from 1,101 to
i.202 gallons of water. In general it
, vas found that the treatment was
nore effective than sand filtration in
lestroying bacteria.
Practically none of the ozone remains
lissolved in the water as ozone , as it
rery quickly reverts to ordinary oxy-
; en. Chemical tests showed that the
irocess diminishes the oxygen absorp-
; ion , and increases the amount of free
) xygen present in the water ; the color
s improved , and there is no bad effect
m the taste of the water. The cost of
he process with a plant capable of
renting 20,424 gallons per hour , in ,
ilusive of pumping and amortization , Is
eckoned at about 5 cents per 1,000 gal *
ens , one-third of which represents the
ictual cost of the ozonizing.
Rained Rats in Algiers.
News comes from Algiers of an ex-
raordinary phenomenon which reeent-
y took place in the suburbs of Bougie ,
eports the Detroit News-Tribune.
3oon after a cyclone passed over the
; own thousands of huge rats fell in a
ihower to the ground , to the horror of
ne Kabyles , who at sight of them
led in all directions , since they were
: onvinced that the animals had come
lown from heaven. Many of the rats ,
n falling , became impaled on the
arge pointed stakes which act as pali
sades in various parts of the town , but
: he majority reached the ground un-
njured and lost no time in scurrying
; o the open country.
Point of View.
Matilda Isn't it too bad that flow-
; rs fade ?
Lovelorn but Poor Youth Yes , but
t's a good thing for the florists. New
fork Times.
Many a man is considered a hope-
ees fool on account of his hopefulness ,
A lot of unimportant happenings are
postponed on account of the weather
SHE DELIGHTED IN CRUELTY.
Wise I/over Discovered Objectionabl
Trait in ilia Sweetheart.
This incident occurred in Washingto ;
noi very long ago :
A young man AVUS calling upon th
girl to whom he was engaged. Th
couple were sitting on the front step
of the girl's home , an hour or so be
fore the fall of darkness , when the ;
noticed the cat attached to the house
hold of the girl's family going ( low
the steps leading to the basement are ;
with a tiny field mouse in its moutb
That cat had caught the mouse in thi
vacant lot alongside the house.
Dropping the tiny mouse over in i
corner of the area the cat preceded t <
torture the little animal after the ac
copied feline fashion.
She would permit tho mouse to rui
away about a yard or so , pretending
'that she didn't know that there was f
'mouse within miles , and then sh <
would jump out. nail the mouse witl
her foot and toss it back to the corner
Then sbo would pick the mouse ui
in both of her paws , throw it into th (
air , and when it came down and start
ed to run. nail it again. The tinj
mouse would squeeze itself into a cor
.nor and sit up and look at the cat piti
: fully , and then the cat would swipe ii
tout of the corner with her paw and
Istop on it , her oyos blazing ecstatically
and her tail swishing. Some natural
historians say that there is no animal
so atrociously and gloatingly cruel as
the ordinary , purring , domesticated
cat.
"That mouse. " said the young fellow
to tho girl to whom he was engaged ,
" 'is only a youngster yet. Strikes me
; he ought to have a chance for his
white alley. "
I "Oh , I don't know. " said the girl ,
who , with her chin in her hands , was
dreamily and fascinatingly regarding
the spectacle of the mouse being tor
tured b3r the cat.
"Don't you think it horrible to see
the poor little beggar getting the worst
of it that way ? " he asked the girl , with
a slight note of surprise in his tone.
She made no reply , but , still with her
chin resting in her hands , gazed calmly
at the cat tossing the diminutive
mouse into the air and stepping on it
and dabbing at it with her paws and
picking it up in her mouth and throw
ing it down again.
"Mice get into the bouse , " said the
girl , after awhile.
"But that kind don't , " said the young
man , a bit earnestly. "That's a field
mouse , and field mice don't bother any
body. "
The mouse was sitting up in the area
corner , with its tiny forepaws folded
in front in a very pleading attitude ,
while the cat gazed with expanding
eyes at it before beginning to dab at it
igain.
"I'm going to give that mouse a run
for its taw marble , " said the young
man , getting up from the steps auc
starting down the area steps.
"Let the cat alone , " said the girl ,
quietly , but never removing her gaze
from the sight of the tortured mouse.
Toll young man stopped suddenly
ind looked up at the girl.
"I want to give the mouse a chance
to get away. " he said. "Surely you
lon't find enjoyment in watching a
Door little beast getting handled that
way ? "
' You don't have to look at it if you
lon't want to , " said the girl , with a
certain hardness in her tone. "Let the
? at alone. "
The young fellow gazed steadily at
ler for half a minute , but she didn't
ippear to notice this. She was too in-
ent upon the deviltry of the cat.
After twenty minutes of torturing
ts prey , in the course of which it
> roke tho mouse's legs so that the tiny
odent could only hobble in its efforts
o run away , the cat ate the mouse ,
[ "he girl never took her eyes from the
at until the cat had finished its prey ,
[ "hen she gave a sort of satisfied sigh
s she emerged from her fascinated
ranee.
. "Well , the cat has had her supper , "
he said in a matter-of-fact tone to
ier fiance.
"Good-night , " he said to her , and he
ipped his hat to her and .walked down
he street without looking back.
This happened two months ago , says
tie Washington Star. The young fel-
) w hasn't called upon her since. There
3 going to be no marriage.
Fin De Sizzle.
A fleshy young man , wearing a loud-
becked suit and a pair of yellow pat-
nt leather shoes , stood outside a fash-
> nable West End restaurant one even-
ig recently , and talked volubly to two
riends.
" " said "that she's of
"I think , he , one
ie prettiest young girls I ever saw.
.nd she's so smart , and all that. There
; n't a thing that girl don't know and
an't do. She swims and rides and
lays billiards and dances beautifully ,
nd can do anything about the house
lat any other girl can do. 1 tell you ,
tie's fin de sizzle. "
"What's that ? " asked one of the
lends.
The flashy young man hesitated for
moment.
"She's fin de sizzle , I said. "
"You mean fin de sozzle , don't you ? "
sked one of the friends.
"Yes , " said the flashy young man ,
ddently much relieved. "Fin de soz-
.e , that's it. I thought fin de sizzle
Idn't sound right all the time. "
American-Made Macaroni.
If all reports are true there does not
; ein to be any good eason for our not
laking our own macaroni and eating
, too. We are beginning to have the
lacaronl wheat In large quantities ,
ad if the proprietors of macaroni man-
factories want Italian laborers to
ive their plant an Italian color , and
lelr products an Italian flavor , they
in easily secure them among those
settled here. Most of our cooks
to take a cour.se in cooking macaior
however , before we can have the pe
feet results of macaroni growing i
this country demonstrated on our ti
bles , and when this necessity is pr <
vided for we surely ought to be vei
proud of our new accomplishment. W
can furnish a pretty fair cheese to
along with it , too.
HOW DUMB B3UTES RIGHT.
Each Species Has Its Distinctive Mett
ods of Defense Against Foes.
No living creature has been left In
defenseless condition by .nature , yt
few people in the world with the e : >
ception of those who make a study c
animal life know exactly what the
are. In the herbivorous animal the d (
fense gift , as it might be called , i
more prominent than in the flesh-ea
ing species , because the latter are th
relentless enemy of the former.
The giraffe , one of the most peculiai
ly built of the herbivorous animals
and onethat , is rapidly becoming es
tiiict , will probably attract more f.t
tendon than any other animal in th
menagerie. This animal is a natrvi
of Samoaland , in Africa , and , beinj
thin-skinned , is supplied by.natur
with remarkably sharp hoofs , whicl
he uses with great destructive fore
when attacked by lions or tigers. 1
giraffe has been known to virtual ! :
tear a lion into shreds.
The zebra also uses his hoofs , bu
in a different manner. Instead o
striking he kicks. Zebras when pur
sued by carnivorous animals will gal
lop for a time. Suddenly they wil
stop , form a circle with their head ;
turned toward the center and kicl
viciously and in unison at their enemy
In the formation of the circle th <
weakest animals are placed in the cen
ter , and in consequence are affordet
an additional protection.
The greatest kicker of the herbivor
ous class is the cassowary. Although
he has but two legs and greatly re
sembles the Thanksgiving turkey , hi
legs easily do the work of four when
put into active service. They are sc
thickly muscled and the bird uses
them with such dexterity that he car
break a tiger's back with one blow.
The eland , which is the largest of
the antelope family , is furnished with
i pair of spiral-like horns , the points
3f which are as sharp as freshly
ground swords. With these horns the
2land , while running in the country
south cf the Sahara desert , impales
lis many adversaries of the cat tribe
ind dashes them to death on the sun-
jaked ground.
The Russian white deer is devoid of
lorns and depends on razor-edged
loofs to protect his family and him
self. Although very timid by nature ,
le becomes a perfect demon when
iroused and fights as long as life re-
nains. The llama also uses his hoofs
n the event of an attack.
The oauger or gorka , known as the
vild niule of India , fights like the ze-
> ra and protects the young and weak
if his kind in the same manner. He
s more timid than the zebra and does
lot possess near the pluck. The yak ,
rom the highlands of the Thibet , butts
tnd tramples on his enemy. He is a
: reat fighter and usually hunts trouble
vith lions and tigers instead of en-
leavoring to avoid them. His coat of
ixtra long coarse hair affords him
ousiderable protection from their
angs and claws.
The hippopotamus is not a fighter ,
xcept among his own kind. He is a
orn sluggard and is a great glutton
nd is continually getting into trou-
ile with his mates over the food sup-
lies. If he fails to reach the water
rhen pursued and his enemy should
jap upon his back the hippopotamus
rusts to his thick hide to prevent pos-
ible injury and endeavors to crush his
dversary by rolling over on him. As
hippopotamus weighs from two tons
p , one roll is usually sufficient to end
ie life of a lion , tiger or other animal
f the species.
That great beast , the elephant , is
Lipplied with an extraordinary thick
iin for protection. That he will fight
as been amply demonstrated in the
ingles of Africa and India. His com-
mn enemy , the tiger , always leaps on
5m from the rear. It is then the ele-
hant turns to fight and often he has
een known to wrap his trunk about
ic body of a tiger and dash the cat
> death against a tree.
"Variety Is Chamunjy. "
A well-known literary gentleman
hose wife and family had gone for
lengthy stay on the Continent , closed
s house and returned to bachelor life
: his club a residential one. Every
orning he got down to breakfast at
o'clock , and day after day , weeli' '
'ter week , the menu compelled him.
ham and eggs. He always occupied
ie same seat , and therefore was al-
ays served by the same waiter. The
alter had become accustomed to the
der , and began to feel that there
as no necessity of formally asking
T instructions. One morning the
aiter placed the carafe and glasses ,
inded over the usual newspaper , and
nfidently observed :
"Ham and eggs , sir , I suppose ? "
"No ! " came the surprising answer.
) o you suppose a man can't find any- ,
ing to eat except ham and eggs ev-
y day of his life ? Hand me the
; rd , and I'll see if I can't have a
lange. "
Then for four or five minutes he
anned the bill of fare intently , his
ce shrouded in frowning gloom ,
'hen he looked up , it was to glare at
e waiter and say :
"Bring me a ham omelette ! "
rhere may be method in a lazy man's
adness. He doesn't want to take
ances of injuring his health byrork -
g between meals.
Aetor'o Kcmarkable Pillowcaa- .
Louis James , the Shakespearean-
actor , received a telegram not loog *
ago from a big hotel asking blm ta-
return two oillows. His reply was-
that the request was an insult , ana
now he has sued the hotel maDape-
ruent for 320,000 , says the Parfcland.
Oregonian. This looks like a re
markable pillowcase.
JTovolty In Butterflies.
Is7ew kinds of living butterflies cau
be produced from existing forms by
prcatly increasing or decreasing the-
icmperature of the place where th&
butterflies are kept. A difference in
coloring and even in form has thus-
been obtained by Professor Fischer
iu recent eyperiment.
Pew OldMon Can Say This.
Lakefield. Minn. , Feb. 2. Win. B
Gentry of this place makes the follow
ing statement :
"For over forty years I suffered
with misery in my back and at tlmei
I could not pass water without great
pain and a burning sensation. I have-
had to make water as often as sixteen
times durinir one night just a little-
at a time. I tried many kinds of kid
ney medicines , but all without any
good result till at last I tried Dodd'rf-
Kidney Pills and my pains are all gone.
"I took six boxes and I am cured
completely. I am 77 years of age and
I feel better now than I have for over
fifty years and I attribute it all to-
Dodd's Kidney Pills. "
Dodd's Kidney Pills have made : ; ome-
remarkable euros in this part of ihe-
State , and many old men arid women
are praising them highly as a cure for
lame back , Kidney and bladder trou
bles.
Prisoners l > rink .Much "Wine.
Prisoners in Paris seem to fare
well in some respects. TLe estimates-
cf wine wanted for four gaols nexb
year dmounts to the modest total of
125,000 gallons.
IIo\v liijipnifT n Kejji > > ter d.
In "Lloyd's Register of Shipping" '
each ship is marked with a letter
and a number. The letter denotes-
the character of her hull , the num
ber that of her anchors , cables and
general furniture.
Mrs. Austin's famous Pancake Flour , inade-
from the the three great staffs of life-wheat
corn and rice.
The most val&able feathers are-
those of the Jrasol. a bird of Aren-
bina. They are worth aoout $1.100 a
pound.
To have most delicious. Lovely , brown rakes-
For hre * > fast use only dold water with Mrs.
A.ustin'6 famous pancake fionr.
Copenhagen has the largest ; in
closed deer park in the world. It&
irea is 4,200 acres.
The wit of Father Healey , of Dub
lin , .was displayed at the expense of
Arthur BaHour , when the latter was
secretary for Ireland. Mr. Balfour
The water power available on the
Pacific slope for producing electric
iuergy of 300,000,000 tons of coal a
fear.
Official inquiries show that 5,000
nedals , 528 engravings and 117 de-
> 5gns and paintings have been stolen
: rom the museum at Bassauo , near
Venice.
Venice.ST.
ST. JACOBS
OIL
POSITIVELY CURES
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
Backache
Headache
Feetache
All Bodily Aches
AND
CONQUERS
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BEST FOR THE
BOWELS
[ f yon haven't a regular , healthy increment oi the
bowels every day , you're ill or will be. Keopropr
bowels open , and be well. Force , in the shapejjf
violent physic or pill poison , is dangerous. Tne
smoothest , eaiiest , most perfect way of keep&g
the bowels clear and clean is to take
CANDY
CATHARTIC
EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY
Pleasant , PalataWa , Potent , Taste Good , Do
3ood , Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe ; 10,25 and
10 cenUperbox. "Write for ree sample , and book
let on health. Adores ! 432
Sterllna Remedy Company , Chlcaio or New York.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
fy's Cream Balm
WILL CURE
JATARRH
Druggist * , BO Ct .
Balm ixto each nettrfl.
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