ijr ' SsSK5 > * * HOIIHC for Smoking Meats. Many farmers sell off the hogs raised on the farm and buy the hams and bacon used in the family , giving as an excuse that n well-arranged smoke house is too expensive for them to have. The smokehouse shown in the Illustration , while a homely affair , gives good service and will cost but Ijttle to build. A dry goods box or a piano box will answer the purpose nicely. The bottom is removed from the box and a hinged door is arranged as shown so that the meat may be easily put in and taken out. This cover is arranged so that it can be fastened with a staple and hook when the meat is being smoked. The smok ing arrangement of this box is an ideal one. A hole is dug in the ground six or eight feet from the box and a trench dug from the hole to a point about the middle of the box. Have a length of stove pipe fastened to an old , heavy tin kettle , into which a hole has been cut by the tinsmith. When ready to smoke the meat build a fire of corn cobs in the kettle , set it in the hole and add stove pipe lengths to the cen ter of the house , terminating with an elbow. After the fire is well started cover the kettle with a piece of tin. to force all the smoke possible through the stove pipe into the house. All HOME MADE SMOKE HOUSE. cracks about the house should be filled In so that the smoke will not escape. This is a crude affair , but it does the work quite as well as the most expen sive appliances attached to smoke houses. A Succession of Damniiea. "I remember , " says Farmer < riml- Btone , ' 'what an orful time two of my neighbors onct had when I lived down In Kansas. They used to spend every livin' thing they could scrape together a-Iawin' of it over line fences. Gill's cows would break through Jones' fence and destroy his corn , and Jones would set his dog onto 'em and maim one or two , and Gill's boy would shoot the dog , and Jones would lick the boy. Then Gill would sue Jones for not keeping up his fence , and Jones would turn round and sue ( .Jill for the dam aged corn , and Gill would sue Jones for the damaged cattle , and Jones would sue Gill for the damaged dog. and Gill would sue Jones for the dam aged boy ; and the outcome of the whole performance would be that Gill would have left a damaged cow and a damaged boy and Jones would have a damaged fence and some damaged corn and a damaged dog. and after both havin' used a sood dial of dam aged language they would find their it bank accounts badly damaged and the 1 lawyers would get the bent fit of the harvest. Field and Farm. IHulchiiur the Stracrry The m * st successful growers of straw- perries in the country have decided tint spring cultivation is not desirable , al though for years this was the univeisal practice. They do the cultivation for the year after the plants have fruited , and in the winter mulch the plants lightly , putting on only sullicient to keep the plants from being heaved out of the ground by the alternate freezing and thawing of the soil in late winter Find early spring. The mulch is left on by some growers unJiafter the piekin. : season , when it is laked up in piles and burned to destroy the insects in it : oth er growers rake the mulch off in the late spring and burn it. applying fresh mulch , which is allowed to remain dur ing the season and until after picking. Either plan is good , but the main thing Is to apply the mulch and do it as soon as the ground is frozen. While the plants may not need protection from the winter , the mulch will asist in pro tecting the crowns and the delicate run ners and new plants which set late in the season , and it keeps the soil from becoming compacted by the heavy rains of winter. In all sections where there Is winter , mulch is desirable for straw berry plants , and as it costs but little and Is quickly applied , there is no ex- : use for not doing the work and reap ing the profitable returns. Breakiiiu Colts. Train the colts In winter. They are more easily handled than in sum mer because they are glad to see you coming to feed them. Then you can rub or pat them while they are eating. Kalter and lead them to water and thus teach them to be led and become brldlewise. Ride them about now and then when you have time. In the spring when it Is soft hitch them with 'a gentle horse to some light "work for a few times and your colt is aboui ready for service. How to Handle Incubators. I have had an experience of ten years , with four different makes of in cubators , and have learned a few nec essary things. One is that any incu bator , if rightly handled , will give good results , or when poorly handled will make a failure. The best hatch I have ever made was 93 per cent , the pooresl 00 per cent of fertile eggs. I have raised with brooder 70 per cent of chicks , and without brooder only about 00 per cent I have found that a child cannot oper ate one , as it requires brains , commor. sense and judgment , with a knack foi surmounting unexpected difficulties Too much attention is worse than nol enough , twice a day , if properly adjust -ci/'l HOW THE EGG SIIOTLD LOOK. ed , being all that is needed to look af ter a machine. Avoid too much moisture. I use nom now , having nearly spoiled a hatch it that way once. Cool and air eggs ouc < each day , and turn twice. Don't fuss with eggs or chicks. Extremes of heat say from 90 to 110 degrees , not too lonj continued , will make shells tender , nnc give better hatches. Chicks are m healthy as those hatched under hens and have neither lice nor mites to con tend with. One incubator holding 20 ( eggs requires about the same care ai three old hens on forty-five eggs. 4 moisture test is absolutely necessary The picture shows how the egg shotilc look at different periods. A cave 01 cellar is the best place to operate at incubator. A brooder should face tin south and have sunshine. Mrs. L. M Lutton , in Farm and Home. Feeclina : Damnccd Corn Fodder It is utterly useless to feed damaged corn fodder to cattle that are designec for market , for they will not gain s pound of fat on it. If possible , avoic feeding the frosted fodder at all , but i. it must be given the stock , furnish i only after they have been well grainec and had a fair supply of good rough age ; give it to them largely for the pur pose of keeping them busy when thei are in the barn between meals. The } will eat a little of it and break up tnos1 of it , so that it can afterward go to tin hogs to nose over and from there to tin manure heap. In many-sections the oa crop was heavy , but in many instance ! badly damaged. If too badly damagec to sell to advantage , it may be fed , to gether with barley and oilmeal , to grea advantage , giving it freely to cattli that are being fattened as well as t < milch cows. In feeding this mixtun the oats and barley should be grouiK together and the oilmeal added after ward and well mixed through. To Tighten Barbed Wire. A guard from a mower or reaper , a is caught 0:1 to the wire. Through om enu is paseu a of stout wire , b , ! or 10 inches long The lever , d , shoul ( be four or five fee { long. A commoi jv fence staple shoul < be used at c to hol < the loop b. By this method wire maj \a \ tightened for several posts at th same time. Farm Notes. All animals of the same variety an not alike , and scarcely any two wil do equally well on the same feed. Eacl animal's wants should be supplied i possible. Cattle of different age ; should be separated for feeding , as tin weak onos will not do well with tin strong. Cows are weak and shy ; i takes them longer to eat their meals and they should , therefore , be pu where they cannot be domineered b } their superiors in strength. There are two most important thingi to be kept in mind by the fruit raise pruning and mulching. If those twi duties are well performed success I , nearly always certain. If well mulchei the fertilizing material is thus suppliet by filtration from the mulching dowi to the feeding roots , which is the verj best self-regulating method of fertiliz ing. By allowing this mulching to re main in winter and early spring tin roots are kept moist and vegetatioi prevented from springing up aroum bushes , or a heavy sod from forming Creamery Don'ts. Don't let your tubs get moldy. Don't churn the cream at too high . temperature. Don't overchurn the butter and maki it salvy. Don't handle your tubs with dirty greasy fingers. Don't let the steam run down whili the separators are running. Don't let the'tubs stand in the ho sun after they reach the station. Don't mix grades without markinj them and think they will all pass ai 2xtras. Don't think that the commission mei ire all trying to beat yon in weight ind prices. Don't weigh too heavy and expec pour weights to hold out at the othe jnd of the line. Creamery Journal. i Its component parts are all wholesome. It acts gently without unpleasant after-effects It is wholly free from objectionable substances. It contains the laxative principles of plants. It contains the carminative principles of plants. It is pure. It contains wholesome aromatic liquids which are agreeable and refreshing to the taste. It is gentle. It is pleasant. All are pure. All are delicately blended. It is efficacious. All are skillfully and scientifically compounded. It is not expensive. Its value is due to our method of manufacture and to It is good for children. " the originality and simplicity of the combination. It is excellent for ladies. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine. It is convenient for business men Manufactured by It is perfectly safe under all circumstances. ; ' \ It is used by millions of families the world over. It stands highest , as a laxative , with physicians. If you use it you have the best laxative the world San Frtxn cisco , Cal. produces. Louisville. Ky. New York. N. Y. FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS. * ' The dam in the Nile at Assoun will throw back water 10 miles. The flounder is an industrious fish , and lays 7 OCO.OOO eggs in a year. There is one remarkable peculiarity ibout camels They are the only immal that cannot swim. Only 24 per cent of doctors attain t le age of 70 years. Aboub 42 per cent of clergymen reach that age. What is often miscalled stinginess is prompted by a sense of justice : we are close that we may pay our just debts. 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I had severe pains in the mall of 1113back. . The Pills helped me t once , and now after three weeks the iain in my back is all gone and I am no inger annoyed with having to get up f ten during the night as formerly. I can- ot speak too highly for what Doan's Jvid- ' cy Pills have done'far me. I am now 57 cars old , have tried a great many medi- ines , but nothing did the work "until I sed Doan's Kidney Pills. " JAMES R. CLEVELAND , KT. , Dec. 28 , 1902. "I as laid up in bed with my back and Peckham now pnsssses thclirst En glish branch of the Anti 'J renting league , founded last year in Ireland. Strong protests are being raised in India against the abandonment of tbc dumdum bullet for frontier fighting. These crispy morulngs don't forget Mrs. Austin's pancakes Alway good. Grocers. Part of the mane of the charger ridden by the Duke of Wellington at the battle of Waterloo has been sold in London. A happy thought Mrs. Austin's Pancakes tas'e delicious. Your grocer supplies you. 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Another test is to examine an'ink spot on a sheet of white paper through a diamond. Where the stone is counterfeit the spot will ap pear multiplied and the outline blurred. Jewelers sometimes apply a drop"of fluorhydric acid as a test. The acid will eat into any false dia mond aqd frost it , while the genuine stones will not be damaged in the slightest degree. kidneys. I could not get myself straight when I tried to stand , would have to bend in a half stooping position. I got a trial box of Doan's Kidney Pills and took all of them. At the end of two days they got me out of bed and I was able to go about. I take a delitrht in praising these Pills. " AuEGnxN , Jr. FREE FOR THE K3DNEYS'SAKE. FOSTER-MILBURN Co. , Buffalo , X. Y. Please send me by mail , without charge , trial box Doan's Kidney Pills. Name - Postoffice . State _ ( Cut out coupon on dotted lines and mail to Fostcr-Milburn Co. , IJuffalo , X. 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She was lone some and melancholy even when sur rounded by loving friends. Her bones ached , she had to make water four or five times every night. She was con stipated. She had a voracious appe tite , yet was always hungry between meals. She coughed up a great deal of white phlegm. She heard of Dodd's Kidney Pills and after using them says : "By the time I had taken five boxes I was a new woman. I cannot tell how much good they did for me. Be fore using Dodd's Kidney Pills life was sucli a drag to me. Now I can do 1113' work and feel glad that I have work to do. I am completely re stored. " L.ove Story in Curves. He loved her devotedly. He was also bow-legged. Both facts gave him pain at times. He passed it by with a rueful smilewhen she merrily said that his affifilirtion gave him such an arch look , and that , atfer all he was a pretty good sort when you got onto his curves. He bore it pa tiently when she referred to his walk as a parenthetical pioress. But he rebelled and broke the engagement when she called her pet dog through the wicket formed by his legs. \ "I may not be so overly ornament- said he , "but I emphatically object to being made useful so unseasonably ea ly in the game ! " Baltimore American. To be Determined. "What is it your men are putting up in those cans ? " inquired the vis itor. "Peaches , " replied the canner. "Your best brand ? " "Can't tell yet. We haven't put the labels on them. " Philadelphia Press. Better T eft Un a'd. Witless Who is that handsome gir standing near the piano ? Mrs. Homer That is my daughter. Witless Indeed ! She doesn't re semble you in the least. The Argo naut. Poor Chance. "Be attentive , " advised the teach er , ' 'and you may some day be presi dent of the United States. " "I'm afraid not , " replied the smart boy ; "I never had an ambi tion to shoot a duck or kill a bear In my life. " The Argonaut. "I object to vivisection in all its forms. , " said an applicant to who obtained a vaccination exemption cerificate at York , England. Society people are seldom punctual. Even then clothes are of the latest style. Advice is like castor oil it is one thing to prescribe it and another to take it. Eveiy woman is born with a master mind or in other words , with a mind that no man can master. Although puigilsts are close fisted they would rather give than receive. A Ouror Oirl. He Queer girl , that Miss Yan Renscllar. She How's that ? He Why , she was introducing me to a girl yesterday and she said : "Miss Stnyyesant , Mr. Puddington , " and , gad , she didn't tell us which was which ! Colombia Jester. I ParrfjrapliM. A stout calf maketh a full stock ing. ing.The The man who has but one suit of clothes has no redress. The atmosphere of society is apt to make a green man turn red. There is plenty of room at the top of the greased pole of success. When a man s temper gets the best of him it shows him at his worst. Trust Those Who Have Tried. 1 SUFFERED from citirrh : of the woi-ht kind : iiul never hoju'tJ for cure , but Ely's Creim Balm M't-nis to do even that. Oscar Ostroin.Virrrn ! avenue , Chi- cairo. 111. I TIMED Ely's Crram Balm and to all appoarant-i'S am cun-d of catarrh. The terrible headaches from which I long suffered are gone. W. .1. lliteheock. late Major U. S. Vol. and A. A. ( Jen. . Buffalo , N. Y. Y.MY SOX was ailiieted with catarrh , lie used Ely's Cream Bnlm and the dis agreeable catarrh all left him. .1. C. Olmstead. Arcola , 111. The Balm does not irritate or cause sneezing. Sold by druggists at 50 ets. or mailed by Ely Brothers. HJ ( Warren St. , New York. The Physician Mir > HPH It. "The trouble with you. , " the doc tor said , after examining the young man , "seems to be that something is the matter with your heart. " "With my heart ? " "Yes. To give it a name , it is angina pectoris. " "You have to guess again doctor , " said the young man. "That isn't her name at all. " Chicago Tribune. PAINFUL PERIODS are overcome by Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound. Miss Menard cured after doc tors failed to help her. "JLydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound cured me after doctors had failed , and I want other girls to know about it. JJur- ing menstruation I suffered most intense pain low in the abdomen and in my limbs. At other times I had a heayy , depressed feeling which made my work seem twice as hard , and I grew pale and thin. The medicine the doctor gave me did not do me one bit of good , and I was thoroughly discouraged. The doctor wanted me to stop work , but of course , I could not do that. I finally began to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and felt better after taking the first bottle , and after taking six bottles I was entirely cured , and am now in perfect health , and I am so grate ful for it. " Miss GEORGIS MENABD , 637 E. 152nd StS New York City. $5000 forfeit If original of abooe letttr prosing genuinenets cannot be produced. ILydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cures female ills when all other means nave fail < xL