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"Beseems to get along swimmingly in society but I'm sure he doesn't know much. " "That may be partly true" replied Tolbut , "but he has a liberal educa tion in what not to do. " Indianapo lis News. In Corea aservicable umbrella costs about twelve cents. The covering is of foiled paper. Lost Twenty Years. Kokomo , Ind. , Dec. 1. Twenty years is a long time to take out of one per son's life , but that was the fate of Anna M. Willis of this place. For twen- tj' years she suffered all the torments of Kidney Trouble , and anyone in that state is not living , but simply existing. Now Anna M. Willis is fullyecov - ' ered. She appreciates the pleasure of living again and never forgets to tell you that it is all because a friend ad vised her to try Dodd's Kidney Pills. In speaking of her wonderful cure she says : "For twenty years I suffered from Kidney Trouble. The disease was terrible in itself and it was all the more terrible because I could get no re lief and my case seemed hopeless. "But one day I got sis boxes ol Dotld's Kidney Pills and by the time I had taken five boxes my pains had lefl me and I was a free woman. " Tbe more education some men ac quire the less able they seem to make a living. If you like Mrs. Austin's famous Pjinoake flour , won't you be good ? Tell your frieiids how delicious It is. A fox farm is conducted by Elijah Norton , near Bangor , Me. He finds the raising of foxes more profitable than the culture of grain oi vegeta bles. Help your wife to set breakfast easy. Take home Mrs. Austin's Pancake flour. Your crocer waits to supply you. It is a custom in the Belgian Par liament , when a member is making a long speech , tu be supplied with brandy as a beverage , at tbe expense of the Government. All creameries use butter color. Why not do as they do use JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR. A British army officer , when in full unirorm , is not allowed to carry an umbrella , no matter if the rain is falling in torrents. Dr. August Koenig's Hamburg Drops , ns n blood purifier , strength and health restorer , and a specific for all stomach , liver and kidney troubles , leads all other similar medicines in -wonderful sales and marvelous confidence of the people , especially our vast German population. It ia not a new and untried product , but was made and sold more than sixty years ago. Never Forget the Note of Thank ? , Be sure to send a note of thanks for a sift received at the earliest possible moment. Write it before your ardor cools. Make it hearty , spontaneous , enthusiastic. You need not be insincere. Even if you do not like the gift you mustlike the spirit that prompted it. JSe\er defer writ ing with the idea'that you will thanK the giver in person. You may do that as well when opportunity offers , but do not risk delay. Nothing is more discourteous than belated thanks.Ladies' Home Journal. The man who realizes his own pow er is the one who always knows his weaknesses. HAT.I/S CATAKRH CURE Is taken internally. Price 75 cents. The average number of criminals is 38 to the 1,000 , among bachelors ; among married men the rado is only 18 per 1,000. Don't forget a large 2-oz. package Eed Cross Ball Blue , only 5 cents. The Russ Company. oSuthBend Ind. IN ITS ADVANCED and chronic form a cold in tlie head is known as Nasal Catarrh and is the recognized source of other diseases. Having stood the test of continued successful use , Ely's Cream Balm is recognized as a specific for membranal diseases in the uasal passages. It is not drying , does not produce sneezing. Price 50 cents at druggists or by mail. Ely Brothers , 50 Warren street. New York. Give up prejudice and try it. Messrs. ELY BROS. : I have been afflicted with catarrh for twenty years It made me so weak 1 thought I had con sumption. I got one bottle of Ely's Cream Balm and in three days the discharge stopped. It is the best medicine I have used for catarrh. FRANK E. KINDLESP1RE. Proberta , Cal. Hardships of Genius. Milton sold his copyright of "Para disc Lost" for $72 , in three pay ments , and finished his life in ob 'scurity. Uorasr was a beggar. Spencer died iu want. ( Jrevanes died in hunger Drydeo lived in poverty and dis tress. Terracne , the dramatist , was i slave. Butler lived a life of penury and died poor. Flatus , the Roman comic poet , turned a mill. PauHjorghese had fourteen trades , yet starved with it all. Tasso. the Italian poet , as often distresseed for a dollar. Otway , the English dramatist , died prematurely and through hunger. Bacon lived a ilfe of meanness and distress. Seele , the humorist , lived a life of perfect war fare with bailiffs. Sir Walter Kaleigb died on the scaffold. Mohammedans do not wear silk. As it is the product of a worm , thej consider it unclean. TBE ATTRACTED GBEiT ATTESTIOH A20EQ TflHKDN WOMEI. Mrs. Frances Stafford , of 243 E. 114th St. , N.Y. City , adds her tes timony to the hundreds of thou sands on Mrs. Pmkham's files. When Lydia E. Pinkham's Reme dies were first introduced gkeptics all over the country fro wned upon their curative claims , but as year after year has rolled by and tho little group ofwomen who had been cured by the new discovery has since grown into a vast army of hundreds of thousands , doubts and skepticisms have been swept away as by a mighty flood , until to-day the great good that I ydia E. PinJtham's Vegetable Compound and her other medicines are doing among the women of America is attracting the attention of many of our leading scientists , physicians and thinking people. Merit alone could win such fame ; wise , therefore , is the woman who for a cure relies upon Lydis E. 's "Vegetable Compound * BIG APPLE ORCHARD. One to Cover GOOO Acres to Be Plant ed in Missouri. Missouri is to have a 5,000-acre ap ple orchard , the largest in the world. The Frisco road will build a track through it from cud to end , and depots and warehouses will he erected for the storage of the products. An evaporat ing plant , a vinegar and cider plant , and a canning establishment will be erected , and facilities provided for caring for every portion of the orchard's product on a business basis , the keynote to which is like that of the packing houses not a thing shall be wasted. The big orchard is to be located in Laclede County , about three miles from Lebanon , on a tract occupying a north ern plateau , nearly the whole of the 5 , 000 acres sloping to the north , a con dition much sought for by orchardists It is owned by a company officered by lowans and which expects to make an investment on the property of $1,000 , 000. 000.It It is proposed to set about 4,800 acres of the tract to apples , the remaining 200 acres being reserved for building- and other necessary purposes. Two year-old apples trees are to be planted on 1,000 acres next spring , and 25 acres of peach trees are to be planted these to afford quicker returns than can be expected from the apple trees. The peach trees will be supplanted by ap pie trees later , however. From tin peach orchard returns are expected in three years , while for the apple trees six years are allowed. While the trees are growing the company will plant the land to corn , berries , and other crops , in order to get a return from year to year. Stump pullers and steam plows are already at work , and the contract has been let for clearing the entire tract. The apples to be grown will be chiefly of the Ben Davis and Jonathan varie ties , which have been shown to be adapted to that soil and which will keep well , remaining in cold storage for two or three years. It is intended that the orchard company shall market not only the fruit of its own farm , but shall buy and ship fruit from surrounding grow ers , thus keeping constantly in close touch with the markets and in position to take advantage of every favorable condition. The Ozark country is yearly taking higher rank among the apple producing sections , and one of the promoters oi the big orchard said he was advised the apple growers of New York and other of the older States were not replanting their trees owing to the high values of land in those sections. lie says that with the cheap lands of Missouri so well adapted to apple growing and so cen trally located as to the best apple mar kets , the Ozark region will soon become the apple producing center of the world. Kansas City Star. Pity the Tired. A club veranda conversation in New port , reported verbatim for Henry Wat- terson : "Isn't it a beastly boah ? " "Ya-as , old chappie , it's demned beastly. " "Wli3' } Chawles , you swoah ! " "So I did ; learned to sweah lawst aight at Mrs. Vanderdrexel's pwofanity pahty. " ( Three minutes' lapse of conscious ness. ) "May Gellatine sweahs fwightfully , they say. " "Ya-as , she's wemahkably clevah. I expect to maywy her some day. " "I pity you , Chawles. " "So does her papa. Wonder if she'll Bweah at me. Hee-hee ! " ( Silence of ten minutes. ) "There goes Mrs. Shellmonte in her flying machine. " "Flying is such a beastly boak. " "Demned beastly. " ( Another interval. ) "I had an idea yesterday. " "How beastly of you ! " "Don't be cruel or I shan't tell It to ( ( Five-minute hiatus. ) "What was that idea , Chawles ? " "I thought what a clevah thing it would be for somebody to bwing con- jwess here for a day ; have a wegulah session on somebody's lawn ; pay the jeastly old gov'ment and all that , you know. " "How deucedly rulgah ! " "Ya-as , but think of this beastly ) oah ! " ( Coma till dinner. ) Newark News. Artificial Eyelids. The latest surgical triumph is the crafting of a new set of upper and ower eyelids to the eyes of a man who ost his original set in a fire. The accident had left both eyesballs en- irely unprotected , and there was dan ger of the victim losing his sight en- irely. It was resolved to replace them by grafting four new eyelids if possi ble , by taking the skin from the hip of the patient. It was necessary to proceed slowly , but the experiment vas successful from the start The our new eyelids perform their normal unctions naturally. Denied a Day's Rest. Jaspar What are you looking so an- loyed about ? Mrs. Jaspar I expected a day's rest ind didn't get it This is the cook's day ut , but she insisted on staying at home. -Judge. She Struck Pay Dust , "I see that a Chicago washerwoman las saved $40,000 by taking ha wash- Jig. " o"Ain't that a good deal for one wom- n to clean up ? " Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Suggestion of Riches. "Did he look well off ? " "Tea , he did suggest riches ; he was overed with coal dust" CATARRH OF LUNGS. A Prominent Chicago Lady Cured by Pe-ru-na. Mins Maggie Welch , eccretnry of tho Betsey Rottn .Educational and Hencvo- lent Society , wntow from .TJS North SUato street , Chicago , III. , the following glow ing words concerning Ponitin : "Last fall I caught the most aevero cold I ever had in my life. I coughed night and day. and my lungs nnd throat became so sore that I was in great dls MISS JIAOOIF. WELCH. tress. All cough remedies nauseated me , nnd nothing afforded me relief until my doctor said rather in a joke , 'I guess Peruna is the only medicine that wHI cure you. ' "I told him that I would certainly try it and immediately sent for a hottle. I found that relief came the first day , nnd as I kept taking it faithfully the coirgli gradually diminished , and the soreness left me. It is fine. " Maggie Welch. Address the Pernnn Medicine Co. , Co lumbus , Ohio , for free literature on ca tarrh. Unclean Present * An Ottawa small boy who had a birthday Wednesday had a big kick coming on the presents his aunt gave him. "They's two things I never uses , ' ' he said. "What do I want with a tooth brush and a hand kerchief ? " Kansas CMty Star. Wonderful Work. Case No. 18.977. David M. Bye , P. O. Address Box 297 , Midland , Mich. , says : "Three months I was almost in capacitated from labor ; could not sleep at night ; had to walk the floor , owing to terrible pain in the hips , in the small of the back , in iny instep and ankle of the right leg. "I was treated for sciatic rheumatism in the hospital , but received no brne- fit. One month ago I returned home , and was given a box of Dean's Kidney Pills. To-day residents of this city can bear witness to the fact that I am able to work , and can also walk to my work without the aid of a walking stick or crutch. "In speaking of the immediate ef fect of Doan's Kidney Pills , 1 dill not Hn 1 them to ( leaden the pain but quick ly and surely to eradicate the cause of it. "I am of the opinion that Doan's Kidney Pills rs the best remedy for kidney ailments that can be procured. "I was especially careful in my diet , in order to give the treatment fair play. "In conclusion. T shall be pleased , at any time , to answer any inquiries re garding my case , from anyone desirous of obtaining it. " A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney medicine which cured Mr. Bye will be mailed on application to any part of the United States. Address Foster- Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. For sate by all druggists , price 50 cents per box. All Il'uirn. "My good man , "said the prirn in dividual , "why do you idle your time away ? Today is ours , but remember tomoirow may be others. " "G'wan ! " responded Plodding Pete derisively. "Ain't tomorrow hoars , too ? " Philadelphia Record. A Kudo Jolt We are compelled to sit on the jury this week , " wrote the editor of the Spiketown Blizzard , "and in our ab sence our wife will do the besb she can to get out the caper. As this is her first attempt to hold down an editorial chair we trust our readers will be lenient and not expect tou much. " And this is a sample of the letter she received from the seventy-nine "Constant Readers , " "Old Subscrib ers , " and "Sincere Friends , " includ ing "Veritas , " "Pro Bono Publico/ ' "Justitia"Fair Play , " "Well Wish er , " Citizen" and "One of the Plain People , " the following week : "To the Editor of the Spiketown Bllzzaid Dear Sir : The paper last week was better than it has ever been beforePlease go and sit on jury all the time and let your wife edit tbe Blizzard hereafter. " Chica go Tribune. { 20 MILLION BOTTLES SOLD EVERY YEAR. * i TRADE MARK * Happiness ! s the absence of pafn , and mil- Eons have been made happy thrcuzh being eur d by ST JACOBS OIL of RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA. TOOTHACHE. HEAD ACHE. LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS. SPRAINS. BRUISES and all pains forwhich an extsrcal remedy can be applied. It never faifcs to care. Thousands who have been de clared incurable at baths and in hospitals have thnrwu away their crutches , beine cured after using ST. JACOBS OIL. Directions in eleven languages accompany every bottle. COHQUERS