HE IDYL OF A T PINK SILK WAIST first customer Miss Pelcrsoi THE on was a captious ol < lady with duplex eyeglasses who seemed fixed in the opinion thai the bashful , gentle , little saleswoman meant to swindle her. She looked al a dozen patterns of ginghams before Bhe found one that seemed to suit her. At this she stared. Then she carried it out to the door for closer inspection fingered it , folded it and finally , glar ing ul the embarrassed girl , snapped : "Do you mean to tell me , younj , woman , that this is a fast color ? " Miss Peterson was frightened. There was a menacing challenge in the stout customer's raucous voice. "Please , ma'am , I'll go and ask the manager , " said the demure girl. "Humph ! 'Jliore's sonic doubt about It , then , is there ? " sneered the fat woman ; "then we'll let it go. I thought It looked cheap. " And the indignant customer flounced out of the store , leaving little Miss Peterson with tears in her eyes and a trembling sense of her own ineffi ciency. "When they ask you tilings like that tell 'cm yes , " said Mrs , Gillaui , the Star saleswoman of Bcnton & Brown's dry goods emporium ; "all these goods are guaranteed. We haven't got any eiilde stuff in the store. " But little Miss Peterson was getting discouraged. She managed to run her sales up to $ S.K5 the second day , but when Saturday night came the man ager paid her off without a word or a smile , and she was painfully aware that he wasn't satisfied. "Go after the men , " advised Mrs. Gillani one day , when she saw Dorothy hang back while another girl captured a spruce-looking male purchaser ; "the men are easy. They buy quick , and if you can help them out a bit they'll never forget it Don't be so bashful , I THINK ABOUT YOUR SIZE. Dorothy. The men aren't half c cranky as the women. They won eat you , that's sure. " But it was along hi May nearly tw months after her arrival hi Red Cli that Miss Peterson began to suspec that after all , she had some later ability for business. She was bus with a fidgety old woman , who cor surned precious minutes inspecting th cheapest handkerchiefs , when a youii ; man came in and stood by the countei "Something to-day ? " smiled MR Gillaui , bustling up to him. "I'll wait for this young lady , " h said politely , indicating Dorothy. Here was a little victory , indeed To be preferred to Mrs. Gillam , whon everybody knew as the most agreeabl and the best informed employe in tlr store ! Little Dorothy blushed crimsoi and her heart fluttered with scare < delight , but she didn't look up. I seemed hours till the old woman final ly selected her dozen hemstitched cam brics , but .when Dorothy turned , th < stranger was waiting. She rememberet quite well that he had bought some thing before yes , a parasol. It hat been a quick sale , and , though sh ( couldn't think of any good reason whj he should Insist on her services , sh ( felt glad somehow. "I'd like to look at silk waists , " h < said , drumming nervously on the counter. "I don't think we have any men's waists , at least not hi silk. Shewas afraid to look at him. "Oh , I want a lady'a waist , please , " he laughed softly , but without any hint of impertinence , "ifs for my moth er. " "What size , please ? " A moment's silence. When he did not answer she looked suddenly Into his handsome face and repeated , "size , please ? " "I er that Is , I'm not certain , but I er think about your size. " Poor Dorothy was so flustered by this unexpected reply that she didn't hear"the rest She ran round to where Mrs. Gillam was slipping new boards into some dress goods and said : "Meas ure me , measure me , Mrs. Gillam ! There's a man 'round there wants a silk waist for his mother , and he says she's my size. " The motherly Mrs. GIHam couldn't help laughing at the Ingenuous excitement of Dorothy , but she measured her quickly and whis pered , "Thirty-four , honey. Don't look so flabbergasted. " He bought the waist all right ; waited respectfully for hJ parcel and walked out without further embarrassing the girl. Wben he appeared again next morning Dorothy's heart failed her. She had already exchanged two of her sales of the day before , and she sus pected that the waist didn't fit after all. The young man saluted her with t quiet courtesy and bought a bell beautiful silken tiling with silver 01 incuts , and a love of a pendant pu And thereafter for nearly two we hardly a day passed that he did come to buy something for his mot ! Dorothy found herself harried with .sorts of guesses about him. He T certainly very handsome. He must well olf. What a good son he m be always getting pretty things' his mother. "And good sons , " thought , "always make good " ! was blushing furiously when In walked with his musical good-morn and "I'd like to buy some silk glo for " "Your mother " said Dorothy , w lering at her own audacity. "Yes , please , miss. I think your s will fit her exactly. " She thought it a little odd that couldn't ask his own mother what s of gloves she wore , but she got out 1 array of filmy hand covers and bought generously. That was a r letter day for Dorothy. She sold 1 biggest bill nearly $75 worth and 1 other girls and women began to en her this gallant prodigal young c tomer. To make matters more int esting , for the first time he now Jered his purchases "sent , " and i liours after he was gone Dorotl greatly excited and pleased , she km lot why , kept repeating his name a iddress "George H. Sherrick , 1 ! 3utte street" "Sherrick ? George H. Sherrick luoth Mrs. Gillam when Dorothy t ( ler the secret "why , he's the forern ip at the Golden Chicken mine. 1 ives with his mother up in Bui street old lady's an invalid , rht natic or something. They came o lore from Boston about the same tii 'ou started in at the store. " Butte street , like most of the en ons of Red Cliff , was a narrow , gorj ike thoroughfare with few hous < ) orothy , perhaps by the merest ae lent , strolled out that way often win he May Sunday afternoons grew h < er , but one sultry evening while 'si ' vas a mile or so above the Sherrii ottage , watching the chipmunks sen ying among the rocks , a sudden stor roke like a cloudburst above the ca on and drove her down the road HI scared rabbit The downpour caug er before she reached his house , ai s she was passing it , blinded by tl ain and deafened by the thunder , si elt a strong hand laid gently on h nn and in her ear a well-remember * olce , saying : "You must come in , miss. If yc lease , mother saw you running fro lie storm. " Thus reassured and right glad < iielter , she permitted Sherrick to les er Into the cozy house. "My mother , Miss " he paused f < er name. "Dorothy Dorothy Peterson , " sal le girl , not looking up , and vague ) ilndful that his mother was "just h ( ze" she saw in the Invalid's chair 3rtly white-haired old lady , of at leai X ) pounds. The kindly voice of tL ; otlier , however , drove all speculatio om the girl's head and she took th ttle wicker chair by the tea tabl < id began to dream of the old day ick East when her own mother wa ive , as tender and almost as ruddy a lis soft-voiced young man's. But afterward , when the storm ha sased and ho was taking her hom < ey had walked nearly a block in hai r silence before he said : "You've found me out , haven't yoi iss Peterson ? " "How do you mean ? " she said , hang g her head till her yellow curls hi ir face. "My mother , you know , " he an , 'ered trying to laugh easily. "I sup se , at least I'm afraid , you remem r the waists and things I bought ? " 'Yes. " Her voice was very low. "Well , I might as well tell you th < ath. I didn't buy them for her no r anyone in particular. I I'm a ver : shful man , Miss Dorothy , and I jus' inted to get acquainted with you. : 3n't know how to go about it , don' u see ? So I kept going into youi > re , buying things anything yoi commended for for ' 'For your mother ? " She looked ui yly and laughed and but what's th ( e of going into details. Dorothy has ; t a customer , but Benton & Browi ; re glad to exchange Httle Miss Pe son's services for her patronage d the last time she was in the store * s. Gillam told her that her pint list fit her "like a tape measure.- " Icago Record-Herald , Proper Dress lor a Groom. ) ne of the largest ready-made cloth- : houses In the city received not long 3 from the remote Southwest a let- ; the substance of which was , fhat is the proper dress for a groom the afternoon ? " The clerk who jned the mail , naturally enough , re- red the Inquiry to the livery de- rtment. The head of that branch turn dictated a brief reply , some- ng like this : Bottle-green coat , fawn-colored trou- s with top boots , silk hat with cock- j. We can make prices as follows , cetera. " L week elapsed and the big store re- ved a plaintive little note : I always knew It was expensive to married ; but can't you suggest nothing a little less elaborate ? " fhat has become of the old-fashion- dog that was "sicked" on the hogs , I chewed then : ears off ? GOT WHAT THEY WANTED. Worthless Sermon Over the Corps a Worthless Man. The people of a certain towr Maine were unanimous In the opii that if Abner Harlow had a gift anything it was for taking charge funerals. He had the time , and was willing to spent it , too , as he no particular business of his o Moreover , his native wit and his 5 mate acquaintance with his townsj pie made him a discriminating adv ; nt the ticklish moment when a stra minister tried to fit a sermon to life of the departed. But the Le\ ton Journal chronicles one occas when even Abner could offer little eistance. A rather disreputable citizen 1 died , and Abner was requested to hi up his old horse and drive to the n town to ask the minister to cond the service. This the minister agn to do , but before he allowed Abner depart he tried to get a little matei Cor his address. "What sort of a man was he ? " isked. "Well , about the same as no man ill , " replied Abner , frankly. "I suppose his loss will be felt mi > r less in the community , " suggesi : he minister. "They're all bearing up well um t , " said Abuer , dryly. "Was he a good man at heart ? " a : 3d the minister. "If he'd been accused of it the v lict would have been not guilty , a he jury wouldn't have left th eats , " returned Abner. "Did he attend church at all ? " ask he minister. "I never heard of his doing it , " sr "How did he die ? " continued t ninister. "Just the same as he lived sort laturally , " said Abner. "I don't see how I'm to preach mu f a sermon under such circu : tances , " said the minister. "The neighbors all said they didi hlnk they wanted much of a seriuc nd so they sent me over to see yoi aid Abner. The minister pocketed his discomf re and a five-dollar bill , and after t ervice Abner met him again. "Well , " said he , "we got just wh re wanted. " GOOD INTENTIONS. Covr the Ladies Raised Money for tl Minister's Vacation. "Our minister did not take any vac on this summer , " said Brown , with nile , as he began a couversath 'Inch the Detroit Free Press report Why not ? " asked the other man. "Ci auistauces over which he had no co ol forced him to stay at home , " r lied Brown. "He intended to go away and ha lade his arrangements , when sever ithusiastic members of his congr ition my wife was among them , an ie others were all women , too too le matter out of his hands and to ] s wife 'confidentially not to pine id save for his outing , because tl embers of the church had hit upo ie happy idea of raising a sum espi ally for his vacation. ' "As the minister has a large famil id his wife finds it hard to rnak > th ends meet , she was only too gla spend the vacation money in othe ays. "Well , the women held several 'a ; irs , ' and managed to get somethin er $50 together. Then they decide make the presentation a gala even d give all the members of the churc chance to speed the parson on hi ly with good wishes. 'It occurred to them that a littl usic would add to the occasion , am they engaged some musicians. On ? inber of the committee thought tha there was music , light refreshment mid be in order , and she took it upoi rself to see that they were provided third hit on the plan of having th urch decorated for the occasion , an < * ed a man to do the work. 'Early in the evening when they me compare notes they discovered tha jir expenses had not only eaten U ] amount that they had raised fo : j minister , but left them a matter o ; o or three dollars in debt 'Oh. ' yes , the evening was .1 pleasan to some , but there wasn't any pre itation. On the way home I asket r wife who was going to square th < bt. bt.'Why 'Why , Joseph , ' she said , * what t estion ! The minister , of course , fl s all done in his interest' " One Income from Tips. Q one of the popular musical extrava- izas a waiter says to a hotel rnana- What wages do I get ? " You give me half what you gather , " rs the manager. Q exactly this way is much of the vice in hotels and restaurants paid. one well-patronized uptown restau- t the man who takes your hat and t pays the proprietor ยง 3.50 a day or ht for the privilege. He has four istants and he pays them. He does j out of the tips he receives. 0 all but a few old and favored cus- lers he gives checks. Upon those to om he does not give checks he waits rself. ! e addresses them by name and ex- sses the hope that they are well. > m these he expects to get nothing than a quarter , and he is seldom or er disappointed. Is receipts have amounted to as , h as $25 in a day and night , and sel- 1 drop below $10. New York Sun. rhat has becomhe of the old-fashion- tnau who , when his wife said she'u : here in a minute , growled : "Yes , 1 vr your minutes ? " About 1,000 diamond workers \msterdam , Holland , are out of we In wages alone $100,000,000 is mally expended by the United Sta Steel corporation , better known as steel trust. Mexican labor is so scarce sis to essltate sending for negroes from aiaica. The latter are guaranteed e nloyment for a year. The laws of Kansas provide that abor unions of the State shall org , /.e a State society and select the ] iior Commissioner , thus giving the i Ions the privilege of saying who sli represent them in so important a pc Lion. Georgia fruit growers are claim ] lhat the peach crop of their St ; rk'lds more money to the product han does the cotton crop. The ai levoted to fruit is now large and tin issertions are likely to cause it to i u-re : is od. There is one metal whose product ] s always short of the demand. This > Iatinum. Nearly all of it comes fr < iussia and the annual world prodi ion is about IGo.OOO ounces. Sov America produces about 10.000 ouiu aid the United States , from mines 'hasta County , California , about 1,4 iiinces. It is worth $21 an ounce. Forty invalid employes of the T\ ash railroad were recently sent frc he company's hospital at Pern , In 0 San Francisco , accompanied hree trained nurses. It is said to he purpose of the road , in case these e iloyos are benefited by the trip to Ca ornia , to send invalid employes to t oast every year in the future. T ailroad company pays all expenses he trip. Hood's "Song of the Shirt" mig rell be revived for the benefit of 5,3 hildren under 10 years of age , wli ccording to the last census returi re employed in making such articl f wear for men in the United State tore than 3,000 of these are employ * 1 factories. There are 1,145 emplo :1 : in making women's skirts and sin ir garments. Nearly 8,000 are in tl tocking factories , and over 9,000 ie miscellaneous employments co ected with the production of read tade attire. United States Consul Miller at NOT nwang , China , writing of opportui ; es to sell American agricultural m linery to the natives , tells this stor ; For an immediate market it is nece iry to overcome the natural conserv ; sin of the Chinese. About twenl iars ago an Englishman brought t\\ ows here. He tried to sell them an mid not ; he endeavored to give thei > vay , but no one would take then icn he made an effort to get some or ' experiment with them , but he coul ) t even get a man to hitch a team t ie. " In England during the year 19C ere were 648 strikes , 188,538 striker : 152,864 days' work lost in consi leiice. In France the figures were strikers , 22,714 strikers , 3,760,57 iys' work "ost In Italy there wer 0 strikes , 43,194 strikers , 231,59 iys' work lost , or more than 7,000.00 iysf work lost in the three countrie a single year. In England 30 pe nt of the strikes were .successful , 2 > re unsuccessful ; in France 22 pe nt successful , 27 per cent were un ccessful ; in Italy 34 per cent wer ccessful , 30 per cent unsuccessful ie strikes not here accounted fo } re compromised in one way or an iier. When They Find Him Out. Che venerable Senator Pettus of Ala ma is one of the most genial an < pular as well as one of the most in eutial members of the body to whicl belongs. To an acquaintance wh < is congratulating him upon the com iteuess with which he had suppress in debate a bumptious new Sena , says the New York Times , th < stor of the Senate explained : Well , suh , it's like this : When t w Senatah assuahs the Senate ol ! United States that he knows mo jut the pending .question than al. ! rest of them put togethah , they be re him. When he repeats that as- ance next day about an entiahlj ferent question theih acquiescence tinged with incredulity. When , on thuhd day he renews it about a ihd question , their suspicions ah iiised. And when , on the fo'th day says the same thing about a fo'th jstion , unrelated to any of the oth- i , they know he is a liah. " Easy Solution. he English press reports a storj ich Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman I in a recent speech on the corn tax. man once complained to three : nds , an Englishman , an Irishman a Scotsman , that his servant broke reat deal of china , he matter-of-fact Englishman gave short bit of practical advice , "Dis- s him. " Cake it out of his wages , " suggested thrifty Scot lie objection to that was that the jes were less than the amount of damage. lie Irishman came to the rescue. en raise his wages , " said he. Traffic Deathof Emperors. : ninety-three emperors who gov- 'd ' the whole or a large part of the lan empire , sixty-two were mur- d or died uudtr suspicious circum- ces. SOLDIERS' STORIES , ENTERTAINING REMINISCENCES OF THE WAR. Graphic Account of Stirring Scenes Witnessed on the Battlefield and in Camp Veterans of the Rebellion Re cite Experiences of Thrilling Nature , "I was in forty-two engagements and was scared every time , " remarked Col onel George B. Van Xorinan , of the Eighth Wisconsin regiment , to a num ber of his comrades at the Shermau House. Colonel W. B. Britton spoke up , saying : ' "Van , you are an honest man ; go ahead and tell us something about the Eighth. " "At Corinth , Miss. , I got the biggest scare in my life , " said Colonel Van Norman. "It was the day Price and Van Dorn undertook to capture Cor inth from General Rosecrans. Our regiment had been on a forced march af about fifteen miles and was making louble-quick time the last three or four miles , in order to get to the fort Before we should be cut off by the Con federates. About this time General Mower was ordered to take the Sec ond Brigade and advance a skirmish me on the outskirts of Corinth in front ) f Fort Robinette and Fort Williams. During this engagement General Mow- > r was captured. He told the Confed erates that he was badly wounded and ; o was left near where some horses vere picketed. A little later , when he opportunity offered , he sprung upou i horse and escaped. When a little ater he rode into our lines there was cuoucmxc ; BEIIIXD A STUMP. a shout sent up that echoed far ba < into the lines of the enemy. 'A few hours later I received n scare. The Confederates had drav up very close to our line so close , fact , that at every volley several our men would fall. About this time had advanced with my old 'Harpei Ferry' musket and stood crouching b hind a stump , from which point < vantage I was loading and firing i fast as I could. Then the Confede ates began advancing In a heavy lin Colonel G. W. Robbins had just bee wounded and had retired from * tl fieldL The next volley caught Maj ( Jefferson and he was carried off tl field in a dying condition. I was s busy firing that I did not hear tl order to retreat. Then I looked aroum but could see only one Union soldie Jewell Walker , of Company E , and t was standing behind a tree and firin at the advancing enemy. I asked hii where our comrades were. He sai they must have been ordered to r < treat By this time the 'Johnnies' wer very close and advancing rapidly , turned to Walker and said : 'Let' shoot and run. ' Talk about a felloe being scared to death ! Well , when w began to run and the bullets began t whizz over our heads we ducked a every sound , whether the bullet wa tvithin a foot or ten feet of our heads Any man who says he was not fright 2ned some time in battle must havi jeen in the hospital most of the .time -Chicago Record. Chivalry in the Old South. In 18G2 , when General Grant enterec lolly Springs , which from 18G1 to 186 ; vas alternately in the hands of th < rederal forces and the Confederates , h ( .rranged to make his private residence n one of the beautiful homes in thai ittle city of north Mississippi. He aight have occupied the house by force f arms ; but instead of doing so , says writer in the Memphis Commercial Appeal , he wrote a courteous note to Irs. Pugh Goran , who had the place in harge , asking the favor of board for imself , Mrs. Grant , several of then : hildren , and a large military family , : hich included officers of his staff and icir wives. During General Grant's occupancy , ut while he was absent on a brief visit , en. Earl Van Dorn made a raid into Lolly Springs , destroying commissary , rdinance and quartermaster's stores , ad other army supplies concentrated lere , and thus defeated temporarily te purpose of the Federal commander , ie onward march of whose conquering my through Mississippi had Vicks- irg as its objective point. Failing to find General Grant's offl- al headquarters , General Van Dorn id some of his followers dashed down Grant's private quarters , intending search his apartments. The Confed- ates entered the house and mounted e stairway , but at the head of the airs Mrs. Goran , who was a beautiful mthern woman of the finest type , met em. "General , " she gently said , "I entreat 'U ' not to enter Mrs. Grant's bedroom , ich an intrusion would do for van- Is , but not for Southern soldiers. " 'Madam , " returned Van Dorn , "it ) uld be a courtesy and not the usual actice of war to leave the ro > ms un- irched. However , we will not enter. " with a twinkle lu bis as It is possible , " documents are not eyes , "that the there. " Promptly turning , with his troopers Van Dorn clattered down at his heels , the stairway and left the premises. Twenty-four" hours later Grant return ' call. of the Confederates' ed , and heard Knowing what an uncompromising Southerner Mrs. Goran was , he said to her : "Mrs. Goran , I owe you a debt of grat itude , for you lyive unconsciously done me a great service. You have saved my campaign papers. All the docu ments General Van Dorn wished were in the drawer of my wife's dresser. " Mrs. Goran's womanly impulse- , which prompted her to shield the wife foe and Van Dorn's of a generous , chivalrous deference to her wishes , had injured the cause for which they wero willing to give their lives ; but both the high-bred acts were typical of courtesy of the South of that day. It is pleasant to add that General Grant paid his "debt of gratitude" in the coin of kindness. When he left Holly Springs he gave Mrs. Goran pro tection papers , which are still in posses sion of her eldest son. Several times thereafter the house was fired by Union soldiers , but the fire was quick ly extinguished when Grant's orders were exhibited. The Tattered In the sun-bright dust of the street below Glittered the bayonets all a-row , And the muffled treiad of a thousand feet Deepened the roll of the war-drum's beat , And the gray old sergeant roused to hear , With his hollowed palm to his deafened ear , While the fife shrilled loud and the drums kept time To the nation's heart beats hid in rhyme. He lifted himself from his old armchair Ajid gazed on the regiment'marching : there [ n a glory of scarlet , and blue , and gold. .nd high overhead , like a torn-out fold Df Liberty's robe , with its glimmering stars [ -leaven's glorious blue on a field of Mars Che old Hag fluttered , half shot away n the storm and stress of that judgment day , , Vhen through blood-dyed stream , by threatening crag , lhe Old Line Regiment carried the flag.t Che veteran looked ; and his face turned gray. Vith the spectre light of a bygone day. le fingered his old gun's rusty lock , Ie felt the thrill of the battle's shock , ind he lifted his head like a startled stag LS he saw the ghosts by the tattered flag. iojne were withered and bent and gray , iome were blithe and bonny and gay , .nd their voices shrilled through the : nar- tial din- Comrade , comrade , where have ye been ? Te have missed the drill this many a year" ! he call rang sweet to his deafened enr , aid his soul broke loose from the crip pled form 'hat had weathered a nation's years of storm , .nd he joined the soldiers who neve * lag - 'he ' ghosts that march by the tattered flag. -Washington Times. A Canteen of Applejack. Several old soldiers were sitting k te lobby of the Palmer House relating leir war experiences , when one of tern turned to George Burghardt , who ; rved for two years as one of the icort of Gen. John A. Logan , and said , : ome , George , tell us that canteen ory. " "It ain't much of a story , " he replied , .t was in the early summer of 1862 id our regiment was on its way to icksburg. We had reached Champion ill and gone Into camp to the left of oe' Davis' home. Along about dusk eneral Logan sent out a squad to out around and see what was going u We came upon a settler's cabin bich had been deserted. Some of tha ys , including myself , went Inside tiere we found several kegs of apple- ck. Of course we all filled our can- ins and incidentally put a little undea r belts. An hour later we returned camp and when 'taps' sounded we ; re feeling pretty good and rolled In. rly the next morning General Logan 10 had heard about the applejack' it for me and I was a trifle scared : fear he was going to reprimand j. When I appeared at his head- arters he was standing at the door .iting for me. As I drew up hi front I saluted the general said : 'Burg- rat , I want a drink of that apple- 1C * I felt flattered that the general mid wish to drink from my canteen. I unslung It and handed It to him. he raised It to his lips there was sh and the next instant it went fly- over his head. A spent ball from ae unknown quarter had struck it I on the side , making a big dent Ja Chicago Record. Lignt as a Healing A nt. i view of the growing importance ot application of light as a healing iciple in medical science , the med- congress which recently convened iViesbaden invited Professor Ble. of > enhagen , to read a paper on the sub- - The lecturer explained the prln- e of employing light for healing pur- -s after excluding its chemical ef- s. The results obtained by this meth- in cases of smallpox , according to lecturer , are such that the question aised whether the light treatment I not be made compulsory. Profes- , Ble approves the apparatus Invent- > y Dr. Finsen , of Copenhagen , with ch the latter has achieved such re- kable succ-ss in cases of lupus , but is that no one but qualified doctors Ud be allowed to apply the H-ht tment , as disturbances are apt to oc- which render it necessary to break t suddenly. ie golden day redeems avearx ' . Cella Tbaxter.