Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, November 27, 1902, Image 2

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    THE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT
M KICK , Pub inher.
VALENTINE , NEBRASKA.
How many will dare to tempt fate
by using a new 13-cent stamp ?
It Is pretty early for members of the
Australian commonwealth to talk se-
'cesaioru
Strike out "obey" from the marriage
peremony. This is the age of revolt , not
pbedlence.
Many a woman's tongue is kept busy
trying to get h'er out of the. trouble It
got her into.
"Why should you fear the candyinak-
ers' trust when your best girl knows
how to make fudges ?
' St. Paul girls are organizing for the
purpose of marrying union men only.
Vet your working cards , boys.
The clergyman who has a scheme to
merge five churches is entitled to be
a theological captain of industry.
IThe man who gets a wife from a mat-
imonial agency generally has reason
; o believe that the camera lies like
jixty.
A French expert says the American
nary is antique , but he furnishes no
Spanish testimony to back up his
claims.
When the women of South America
Seelde to organize a Daughters of the
Rerolution society there will be some-
tking doing.
The latest Messiah has made his ap
pearance In London. It is time the
Messiahs get together and form a trust
to prevent overproduction.
Again we claim that Wu is a heathen.
Tl e Chinese ex-minister has had the
penre to ask why we don't practice the
golden rule toward China !
The men who sat on the edge of a
crater and looked down two thousand
feet gave a demonstration of the mean
ing of the term "deep insight. "
It is hard for some people to believe
that Jesus of Nazareth was really great.
He died poor in spite of the fact that
he had many opportunities to get rich.
Don't be too quick to decide that a
thing is Impossible. You'd be aston
ished to know how high a fence you
can jump if you're scared badly
enough.
Maud Louise Ray says that her
"Task" ( she confides this to Harper's
Magazine hi a poem ) is "To Love Some
*
One More Dearly Every Day. " We have
our fingers crossed.
. "Don Carlos , pretender to the Spanish
throne , is discouraging his followers
who propose an uprising. He has dis
covered that it is cheaper and quite as
effective to do his pretending at long
range
Salt Lake will have married teachers
no longer , believing that a "woman's
first duty is to her husband and fam
ily. " Supppse that for one reason and
another her first duty is to support
then what ?
On an average every man , woman and
rhild in the United States has $108 on
deposit in bank. Uncle Russell Sage ,
however , holds the proxies of a great
many of these men , women and chil-
tlren , and kindly saves them the trou
ble of looking after their bank accounts.
The offenses of excursionists who cre
ate an area of untidiness behind them
by having strewn about the odds and
ends of picnic preparations , vex order
ly souls the world over. A recent vis
itor to Tennyson's monument at Fresh
water had to remove a quantity of
broken glass from the turf about the
memorial before it was safe to sit down.
"Trippers" had not spared even that
spot , dear to lovers of verse.
"Let us , then , be up and doing" is not
the motto of all. A young Ohio farmer
attributes a piece of good fortune en
tirely to his father's laziness. A great
held which hadjnever been cleared of
stumps was recently taken In hand by
the son , who discovered that the huge
and knotty stumps were of black wal
nut , exquisitely grained. He sent for a
furniture-maker , who realized their
Value for veneering , and paid more for
the stumps than the former value of
the whole field. Paternal ' dolence is
tiot often veneered with such quick-
wlttedness and gumption in the son.
Poor boyish King Alphonso of Spain.
He wants to marry for If > re. And he
Ivill not be permitted to do so. The
jiand of Princess Louise of France has
been tendered. But Alphonso doesn't
like Louise overly well. He inclines to
i "plebeian" wife. Whereat the Span
ish grandees are horrified. If the ?
young King had his choice he would
marry an American girl. He likes their
style. And he openly flirted with one
during the coronation ceremonies. On
various occasions King Alphonso has :
stated that hej likes the manner in
which American girls conduct them ;
selves and has openly expressed his
preference for them. Alphonso's dis
crimination Is only exceeded by his
food looks. His taste Is excellent He
tnows a good thing when he sees it.
But It cannot be. Much depends upon
fhiB marriage. The future of his coun
try rests upon it And so we have the
tathetic picture of the boyish King'
who has a tender heart inside of him
( as you had once , gentle reader ) led
about by the diplomats who seek to
'strengthen the position and prestige
of Spain by a marriage connection with
some powerful ally. Cupid must go ofl
and have a good ciy when he sees such
heartlessness. Wouldn't you rather be
free to marry the one you love than to
be the King of Spain and compelled to
marry some one else ? Would you trade
your sweetheart or your wife for a
queen ? Would you ?
How all the world loves a baby ! It
is human affection that crops out
everywhere , and it is good for the peo
ple. The other day a tired woman
carrying a. sleeping infant was wait-
Ing for a car. The baby was heavy.
One look at the woman told a story
of devotion and care. It was in her
eyes , in the lines of her face. Mothers
give up much for their little ones. Out
of the corner drug store came a tall ,
fashionably attired man , who took in
the situation at a glance. "Let me
hold the baby for you , madam , " he
said , and the child never stirred as it
was transferred to his strong arms. It
was ten minutes before the car ar
rived. Hundreds of persons looked in
quiringly at the tall man , the faded
woman and the sleeping baby. No
body laughed , for all realized that a
good fellow was doing a bit of kind
ness , and other men wished they had
volunteered. Finally "mother" was in
a car seat , the baby in her arms , and
the tall man touched his hat and went
on about his business , feeling the bet
ter for his act. In Louisville a baby
girl was playing with a rag doll in a
street car. She "mothered it" and kiss
ed it , and all of the passengers were
interested. Suddenly the car lurched ,
and the doll fell from a window to the
pavement. "Stop ! " was the cry from
the passengers. Every man in the car
was on his feet , and a dozen hands
clutched the bell rope. "Stop this car ! "
was the command , and the motorman
brought the vehicle to a standstill. Half
a dozen men started down the track.
The swiftest got the doll after a walk
of a square , and the party proudly
tramped back to the car and gave to
the "little mother" her offspring. The
reward was a smile , and baby smiles
are worth almost any price you can
think of.
0. D. Gibson , the author of the "Gib
son Girl , " declares that women are
growing taller , and he is supported in
his statement by certain philosophers
who have loitered on the seashores at
fashionable bathing places for the pur
pose of making observations. These
authorities declare the average height
of the American girl of the present
is 5 feet 10 inches , and they give it
as their deliberate opinion that the
girl who lives to subdue man with her
smile alongabout the year 2000 will
be more than 7 feet tall. Mr. Gibson
claims to have positive information
that the average height of American
girls has Increased at least two inches
during the last ten years , a fact which
he says is due to their athletic exer
cises ; and he sees no reason why they
should stop growing as long as they
continue to play golf , swing clubs ,
swim , run , jump and engage in prac
tices generally that were unthought of
by girls of a generation or two ago.
There seems , however , to be no in
crease in the average size of the male
inhabitants of our glorious republic.
In fact , the reverse appears to be true.
We look back to the time of Lincoln ,
and further still to the times of Web
ster and Clay , and we say there were
giants in those days. But the giants
have passed. It is said that the rules
governing enlistment In the American
army have had to be changed so as to
admit smaller men , because there are
not enough big ones to fill the ranks.
Whether this is due to cigarrettes , con
finement in business offices , strong
drink or a lack of good cooking is not
known says the Chicago Record-Her
ald. The only thing we can be sure of
in this connec' on is that the conditions
ought to be encouraging. It has for
several years past been feared that men
were giving up the habit of getting
married. The country has more old
bachelors than ever before , and , conse
quently , more unmarried women. But
if the girls are going to be six feet
tall , or even more than that , and the '
boys are to remain scrawny , scrubby
little chaps we may be sure that mat [
rimony will come into fashion again.
No little man has ever yet been able to
resist the charms of a big woman. :
[
Judging from the Sample. !
A Congressman who thought that one :
3f the great national parties was try
ing too hard to find an issue when
there was no issue in sight rebuked
iis opponents by telling this story :
A client of mine has a large family , ;
ind accordingly is rather pressed for
money. He came to me joyfully one
Jay , declaring that he had found oil
Sowing from a spring on his land , and
bringing me a sample.
The bottle he brought was one which
le had picked up in a hurry somewhere
ibout the house. I forwarded it to an
jxpert chemist and my client and I >
tvaited with a good deal of interest for
:
tiis report of the analysis. In a day
r two we got this telegram : 11
"Find no trace of oil. Your friend
n
ias struck paregoric. "
Ambiguous.
Tess I saw Mr. Ruff glance at my
oot yesterday , and then make some
emark to you. Was it complimen-
ary ?
Jess I don't know. I asked him if
le didn't think you had a pretty foot
ind he said it 'was Immense , ' " Phil-
idelphia Press.
Three-fourths of the earth's surface
rannot be cultivated , owing to moun- !
ranges , swamps and' , barren ,
ground.
[ ]
GOOD
' Lord Rosebery once sat next to a
farmer at his estate dinner , and the
confiding man whispered to the host ,
when the ice pudding was brought :
"The pudding has been frozen. " The
ex-Premier , thanking the farmer , and
looking surprised , called to a waiter ,
said something , and then , turning to
the farmer again , said : "They tell me
the pudding has been frozen on pur
pose ! "
When the fretful critic , Cumberland ,
said of a performance of "The School
for Scandal" that he was surprised
that it provoked such imiiioderate
laughter , as it did not make him even
smile , Sheridan , the wit orator , and
playwright , is said to have remarked :
"Cumberland is truly ungrateful , for
I saw a tragedy of his played a fort
night before at Covent Garden , and I
laughed from beginning to end. "
The other day an inquisitive lady
was talking with James Whitcomb Ri-
ley on how poorly paid was the pro
fession of literature. "But , Mr. Riley , '
said she , "surely you have no cause
for complaining. You must be a very
rich man. I understand you get a dol
lar a word for all you write. "
"Ye-e-es , madam , " said Riley , with his
slow drawl , "but sometimes I sit all
day and can't think of a d n word. "
A photographer who arrived at Oys
ter Bay the other day asked permis
sion to take some views. The Presi
dent was amiable , and told him : "You
are welcome to photograph anything
you like , except my wife and children ,
but if I catch you doing that Pll throw
you off the place. " Those are the or
ders to the secret-service men. They
are authorized to permit kodakers to
shoot at anything they see except Mrs.
Roosevelt and the children.
A New York clubman , whose repu
tation as a conceited and insufferable
bore was a byword , was once attempt
ing to impress a group of men as be-
.ing a society pet "What a hospitable
fellow Blank is , " he said , naming one
of New York's cleverest men ; "I drop
ped in on him the other night , and he
and his wife fairly insisted that I stay
for dinner. Such a time as I had get
ting away ! AVhy , when I started to
deave , they came right out in the hall
and backed up against the front door. "
"After you'd g-g-gone out ? " sarcastic-
ially inquired one of his wearied listen-
Ws.
Baedeker's is generally regarded as
a harmless book. Not so in Turkey ,
as a German traveler has learned to
his grief. They found in his trunk "a
guide through Turkey , " and confis
cated it The next morning the Bae
deker was returned to the German ,
but with more than a hundred pages ,
containing a description of Constantl-
hople , torn out The traveler wont to
the censor's office to complain of this
inexplicable treatment of his book.
But the censor explained to him , with
Irresistible logic , that an accurate de
scription of Constantinople could not
> e suffered , since a knowledge of the
locality was calculated to facilitate nn
attempt on the Sultan's life.
SLANG OF OUR COLLEGES.
Interesting Array of Barbarisms that
Only btmlenta Can Interpret.
In an article on college slang Pres
ident Thwiug of the Western Reserve
university presents an interesting array
of words which the laymen would try
in vain to understand without the aid
of a teacher or a glossary. Different
languages , he says , have different
words and phrases , "and a few words
find phrases are common to many , such
as 'swipe , ' 'soak , ' 'spike , ' 'josh , ' 'hen-
medic , ' 'goose egg , ' 'gring , ' 'crib , ' and
many others indeed. But there are
other words that are used only at a
few colleges. A student , for instance ,
in one college may 'bat' ( make a per
fect recitation ) and may sit in a 'bear
box' ( the faculty pew in chapel ) . On
? oing from church he may become a
'belt chaser , ' walking with a 'coed' and
oing to his dinner he has a 'berry'
a good thing ) . In the afternoon he
prepares himself for 'bib' ( that is , for
recitation in the bible ) . It is possible
hat the 'belt chaser' walks with a 'bird'
a girl ) to the 'bird cage' ( a dormitory
or women students ) . It is also possible
hat the 'bird' may be a 'birdie' ( one
tvho is eager to make acquaintance
ivith men without an introduction ) .
"He may prefer to call his walk a
pike , ' and also he may prefer to walk
vith a 'plugger' rather than with a
bird , ' and while walking to tilk about
polek' ( political economy ) or 'poist'
political science ) .
"A student may be a 'moke' ( an easy-
jolng fellow ) , and in ttat case he is
ipt to be 'porky' ( very poor ) in his
vorks , and consequently gets a 'zip'
a zero in marks ) , and is in danger of
eing 'rusticated' ( suspended ) . Of
ourse , he must become a 'repeater'
one required to repeat a year's work ) ,
he hopes ever to get his 'rag' ( diplo- :
na ) . If the man is an 'elle' ( a good st\i-
lent ) he will probably get the reputa-
ion of being a 'whale' ( a phenomenal
tudent ) , in case he 'bones' ( studies )
lard and 'poles' ( prepares a lesson by
iard study ) .
First Uniformed Policeman :
Cause of Wonder and Terror.
The old Inhabitants of towns are fond
if exchanging reminiscences of early
lays. This was the case recently In a :
mall New England city and one of
he matters recalled was the establish- '
ment of its police department Th
force was small in number , but of it
members was almost a giant In siz
six feet four and a half inches tal
and broadly built There chanceC t
be a hitch about the delivery of th
men's uniforms , so that only one wa
received promptly and the Goliath o
the force stalked forth in his splendo
alone.
Naturally he created a sensation. A
he patrolled the long winding stree
that run the wholelength of tlrr place
there were many comments upon hi
personal appearance , most of which
were discreetly uttered after he had
passed out of hearing. At length , how
ever , a shambling , shabby , sly-eyed
crack-witted ne'er-do-well stepped up
and touched the gorgeous figure on tin
arm.
"Say , mister , " he whispered humbly
"tell me the safest law to break and
I'll break it for the honor of walking
down Main street with them buttons !
The information requested was not
vouchsafed and the giant marched on
in his buttons and his dignity. But a
little farther along a small boy who
was playing in the front yard was no
less impressed , although more bewil
dered , by the glittering and mighty ap
parition. He gave one look , eyes and
mouth at their roundest , and then dash
ed indoors , crying to his mother :
"Oh , mamma , look ! look ! Is he war
or the circus ? "
Even after he had become a familiar
figure to the citizens the huge gardian
of the peace retained some of his im-
pressiveness. To one prisoner at least
he so embodied the terrors of the law
that the man submitted to an arresl
which a few words of explanation at
the time could have averted. When ,
in court , he did at length explain , the
judge inquired in astonishment why he
had not done so before. Smiling confi
dentially at his honor the accused re
plied :
"Well , judge , it's like this : You're
folks ; but as for that Bunker Hill mon
ument with a helmet on top , he may
be a first-rate hand-cuffin' machine , but
he ain't a man. I didn't darst argufy
with him. No , sir ! I'd as soon thought
of tryin' to make my position clear to
the town fire engine. "
The Astonishing Trade in Bulbs.
The man with the little garden walks
round the public park and sees cro
cuses and daffodils , hyacinths and tu
lips by the thousand. He understands
they are imported direct from Holland
by very large users of the bulbs. It is
an astounding trade as so measured
and taken as an example of what oth
ers do in the same line , as tradesmen
say. Take the Japanese trade , which
comes next in importance to the Dutch
During last season eighty tons of lily
roots were sold , and this amounts in
numbers to about 3,000,000. But this
is nothing to the Dutch trade , if we
take the same basis of weight and
numbers as in the Japanese instance.
The average sale is sixty tons per
week , which is in numbers about 2,500-
000. The season lasts about four :
months sixteen weeks so that in )
weight 9GO tons are sold ; and this
amounts in numbers to the almost in
credible sum of 40,000,000. Saturday
Review.
A Double Point.
The old question of the scholastics ,
' 'How many angels are supported on
:
the point of a needle ? " was once charm
ingly answered by the late Dr. Tala
,
mage. The Philadelphia Times tells
;
how. Some theological students were
laughing over the question when in the
company of Dr. Tal in age. j |
"Well , " said he , "how many do you
a
"
think ?
As no one answered , he went on witli
characteristic decision.
s
"I'll tell you five. Let me prove it to
c
you. One very stormy night I was re-
n
turning home late , and I noticed a light
a
in the window of a room where a poor
woman lived whose husband was at
a
sea. I wondered what kept her up so
late , and I went to see. I found her
hard at work sewing by her lamp , while
:
her five rosy children were sound asleep
near her. There was a needle support :
s
ins five angels. "
)
Liovecl His liot. s
The venerable Bishop Williams of t ]
Connecticut , for many years presiding °
Bishop of the Episcopal church in n
America , and who lived all his life a
bachelor , was talking one day with a s
young man from the West about a pos
sible tax a Western State was trying
to impose on bachelors , the tax to be
increased a certain per cent for every )
ten years of bachelorhood. '
"Why , Bishop , " said the young man ,
"at your age you would have to pay
about $100 a year. "
'Well , " said the Bishop , quietly , and
in his old-time vernacular , "it's wutb t ]
It" New York Times. t (
v
What Age Is He ? >
The Navy Department is trying to :
answer the question : "How old is
Rear Admiral Thomas O. Selfridge , re
tired ? " Is he 99 or 100 ? The records
3o not show and Rear Admiral Sel
fridge will not tell. He says it is no >
body's business how old he is. But as
ae entered the navy in 1818 , and must 31 ;
lave been at least 15 years old at that
ime , the supposition * - . that he is be-
rween 99 and 100. The Admiral's old .
est sou , Rear Admiral Thomas O. Sel-
Tidge , Jr. , owns to beiug GO years. The
senior Selfridge was born in Hub-
jardston , Mass. Philadelphia Press.
America's Costliest Insect.
The chinch bug has been called the
costliest insect in America. It has
ost as high as $100,000,000 io feed
luring a single season. A bug hardly
risible to the naked eye and which
provide 500 offspring Is difficult to
ope with and its offensive odor pro- tl
sets it from other Insects which might It t
'eed upon It _ - . .
FLOWERS FOR OUR RULERS.
Bouquets Are Supplied Bountifully to
Congressmen and Senators ) .
Cut flowers are supplied gratuitously
by Uncle Sam to a number of persons
and institutions in the city of Wash
ington and members of Congress have
come tn regard them as among the most
desirable of their perquisites. The
greenhouses from which the flowers
in question come are maintained prin
cipally to supply the city parks with
the plants which make them such a
feature of the city's beauty throughout
the greater part of the year. After the
White House is supplied the hospitals
and other public institutions receive
flowers. Many other worthy causes
also share in the distribution. Fam
ilies of members of the cabinet , the
supreme court and legislative members
come next This custom , which hag
prevailed for years , of distributing the
cut flowers is still followed.
Besides the greenhouses In charge of
the Superintendent of Public Buildings
and Ground , and the White House con
servatory , other gardeners are those of
the Agricultural Department and the
botanical gardens. The latter are un
der the direction of the Senate Com
mittee on Library. The gardens of tho
Department of Agriculture are devoted
largely to the growing of plants other
than floral.
The flowers from the White Housd
conservatory are used for daily decora *
tions of the executive mansion and if
is for state functions and all other orj
dinary occasions that the supply of tho
park greenhouses is drawn upon.
Through this source of supply not an
inconsiderable amount that would oth
erwise have to be spent for flowers for
many state dinners runs well up into
the hundreds and sometimes even thou
sands of dollars. The floral decorations
for the Prince Henry dinner , which
were most elaborate , would have cost
$4,000 if purchased in the flower mar
ket As it was the real expenditure in
the floral decorations was only a few
hundred.
USE OF WATER AT MEALS.
Dr. Felix L. Oswald insists that thd
avoidance of water at meals is a mera'1
"sanitary superstition. " It is not possi
ble for any normally constituted humaii
being to eat his way to the first quarter
instalment of a modern dinner of over
heated made dishes and greasy viands )
without experiencing a distinct longing
for a cooling diluent , and before thd
end of the second course that craving
assumes the urgency of positive dis
tress , but he sufferer is warned to for
bear. Has not Professor Orthodox enu
merated five distinct sources of peril \
from indulging that appetency , andt (
proved that the water instinct is wrong ,
ind that nature knows nothing about
It ?
The most specious of these arguments
sthe alleged risk that the introduction
f cold water would coagulate the al-
jumen of the ingesta , and thus compli
cate the labors of the digestive organs.
3ut is it not evident that those organs
should be allowed a casting vote in the
lecision of that controversy ?
Dr. Schrodt , the author of "Natur-
3eilkunde , " holds , on the contrary ,
hat our diet is not half fluid enough ,
ind demonstrates that organic warmth
vill soon reduce over-cold beverages to
he right medium , and that a craving
vhicli nothing but fresh water will sat-
sfy is a clear proof that the stomach
s suffering from an excess of caloric
ind a deficiency of moisture.
Just wait , and that distress will sub
side , insists Professor O x. Yes ; the
subtle chemistry of the organism will
jventually find means to satisfy its
leeds from internal sources , just as the
igony of a famished man will give way
o a dull torpor ; the system has made
mother forced loan on the reserve
stores of its own tissues , and made the
iiifferer a little more comfortable ,
hough also a little leaner. Even thus
he disappointed stomach will make
shift to lead moisture from some other
art of the organism where it is lesg
sorely needed and the distress subsides ,
hough a feeling of vague discomfort re-
nains , suggesting that the sort of
noisture reabsorbed from the lower all-
nentary duct is not exactly what th < ?
stomach wanted.
Singular Signs for Travelers.
On the banks of a rivulet near Stra
ane is a stone with this singular in-
icription , which was no doubt intended
'or the information of stragers travel-
ng by the road : "Take notice thai
vhen this stone is out of sight it la ,
lot safe to ford the river. " This recalls
he famous finger post which is said
o have been erected by order of a sur-
eyor of roads in Kent : "This is a
rldle path to Faversham. If JOTS
an't read this you had better keep the
nain road. "
French Happy Home Broken Up.
A Parisian lady has been compelled
y the police to break up her happy
lome , consisting of 20 hens , 50 cocks ,
0 pigeons , a goat , 4 cats , 8 dogs , a par-
ot and a dozen small birds. Hex
teighbors objected to being kept awake
.11 night by the cats and dogs , and tc
icing roused up at an unearthly horn
iy the crowing of the cocks.
Stunted.
Citiman I hear the Popleys have
noved out near you. Have you seen
heir baby ? Isn't it a tiny little mite !
Subbubs Yes , but you must remem-
er it passed the first six months oi
fcs life in a flat Philadelphia Press. )
- - - pa :
A woman's idea of a bargain is some-
hing she can't afford when she needs f ;
and which is offered at a reduction
rhen she has no use for It
n .
.
' Isn't it Strange. '
How many men neglecb to reply to
ibeir correspondents ?
How many women think a roan has
no right to refuse to do them a favoi-
How many men laughingly break
an engagement with a woman ?
How many men rudely repel the' '
affectionate greetings of a wife ?
How many women show wantT > f-
tact in a business transaction ?
How many men are ? ictims to hab- ;
its which could easliy be overcome
How many women carry wrobgy
ideas regarding men's faithfulness ? '
How many men like to talk about :
fcheir self-abnegation ?
Huw many women are actuated by :
selfish motives in most things tbejr
do ?
How many men have a tendency to
ward flippancy when discusing wom
en ? Philadelphia Bulletin. '
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Mrs. HHclebrandt's Discovery.
Lake Sarah , Minn. , Nov. 24. Mrs.
Hildcbrniidt of this place claims to
have discovered a complete cure for
Rheumatism and numerous people ca n
testify that as Mrs. Hildebrandt had
the terrible affliction anil is now a well
woman , she appears to have .cjood
grounds for her claim. Mrs. Hilda-- ,
brandt speaks of her cure as follows : >
x
"I had the Rheumatism in ray arras :
so bad that I could not sleep at night. .
I was induced to try Dodd's Kidney-
Pills , and before I had taken two boxes-
I was much better. When I had taken
four boxes I was completely cured. "
It is only fair to state that othjrs
have made the same discovery as Mrs. - <
nildebrandt , and that for Rheumatism !
and other diseases arising from the-
Kidneys , Dodd's Kidney Pills are rec
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Be Kn iv.
Mrs. McCaul Isn't tbis little
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Jnbnnv Yes'm. ?
Mrs. McCatil I was just going "to-
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home ? r
No'm. She's went-
Johnny . just - *
down to the next block to look for-
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Powder boxes come in the form or
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its use : "When the baby is done-
drinking , it must be unscrewed and
laid in a cool place under a tap. If"
the baby do * > s not thrive on fresb
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