Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, November 20, 1902, Image 6
THE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT I. JH KICE , J'ub Inner. TALENTINE , NEBRASKA A little taffy now and then is relished by the wisest men. No man can win success by doing omethiDg that has been done before. If a trust would corner ping-pong balls the act would cover a multitude of bad breaks. When a man disgraces himself his first thought Is not one of regret for his own shame , but of what the world will think. A citizen is dead as the result of drinking horee liniment. Deceased Is supposed to have taken the stuff in the hope of relieving hoarseness. Any irritation caused by the an nouncement of the information of a Witch-hazel trust will only be aggra vated by the application of witch- hazel. An editor snys that "kissing is a pretty bad thing , when you come to think about It" Don't think about it. She who hesitates is lost he who hesi tates Is a chump. The gratifying spread of the crusade against child labor shows once more that such terrible conditions need but t to be stated in order to arouse the American conscience. The latest fad in trusts is a combi nation of manufacturers of candy with a capital of $9,000,000. This is a case of sweetness long drawn out sure enough. But will it stick ? The Chinese Boxers continue to cause trouble. The only good Boxers seem to be the kind that the foreign ers found lying around in the streets of Peking when the invasion was ef fected. Active volcanoes is the latest addi tion to the delights of life in the Phil ippines. This , however , is only anoth er Indication that we can produce any thing that any other people whatever , anclent.or modern , have ever produced. During his recent tour of the prov inces the King of Spain admired the triumphal arch erected at Leon , and stopped the procession for ten minutes while he took photographs of it Who wouldn't be a boy and a king if he could do as he pleased in this fash- Ion ? Appendicitis Is not a new disease. A history of the malady , prepared by a French specialist , records the testi mony of a mummy to the antiquity of the affliction. The indication is that the death , thousands of years ago , was due to peritonitis that had its origin in a diseased appendix. In 1890 the railways of the country carried eighty billion tons of freight one mile , and in 1900 , according to the census report , they carried one hundred and forty billion tons. They charged a fraction more than nine-tenths of a cent for carrying each ton a mile in 1S90 , and only seven and a half tenths in 1900. They will charge still less in 1910 and carry much more , for the in genuity of inventors and financiers is continually employed in reducing the cost of railway transportation. We are not in favor of coddling con victs. In some prisons that policy has been carried too far. Prisoners should not be made to feel that they are mar tyrs. On the other hand , whatever of manhood they may possess and many of them have much of it should be encouraged and strengthened. It is probable that a large proportion of habitual criminals are little to blame for being so. But society is compelled to protect itself against evildoers re gardless of all those considerations. It should do that as thoroughly as possi ble , avoiding the two extremes of senti- mentalism and brutality. What Is despised is not necessarily despicable ! The upper peninsula of Michigan was long tossed between that State and Wisconsin , wanted by neith er and refused as a separate Territory by the United States. During the last quarter-century it has become , through its copper , iron and forests , a tract of enormous value. Alaska repeats the story. It was purchased from Russia for seven million dollars for political reasons , and was supposed to be worth less commercially , save for its seal fisher } ' . Yet It now produces twenty million dollars a year in gold ; its sal mon fisheries promise In a few years lo be worth many millions ; its prime val forests are practically priceless in lumber and wood pulp for the manu facture of paper. The feet of the Uni ted States , as its West India islands have been termed , may be of clay , but its Alaskan head Is almost literally fine gold. Prince Henry of Germany made a tour of tills country and never forgot that be wag a gentleman. The Grand Duke Boris of Russia came and neg lected no opportunity to advertise him self as a rake. Three incidents 111 be remembered of the latter which , put together , give a composite picture of this degenerate scion of royalty. In Chicago he found congenial company imoug the ballet girls. At Newport ne left a banquet because the butler first served the hostess. Also at New port while dining at a private resi dence , the band mruck up the Russian quickstep , whereat his Roynl Highness threw aside his napkin , sprang to his feet , and executed a muscovite jig. It consequence of these and other exhibi tions , Boris was politely Ignored by Mrs. Roosevelt and snubbed by good society. He can go back to Russia where It is lese majeste to print the brazen doings of the aristocracy and tell his boon degenerates that gentle men In this country do not flau.it profligacy , that all American women are queens and are Invariably first served at table , and that It Is slightly Irregular In good company to dance a Jig , even though It be not on the top of the table. He can report the fact that in America the newspapers ex pose Indecency , that the pure whit light of publicity beats upon high ani low. Boris has learned some thing about this country. But he has learne them too late. And there are others , And they live here. . The press need to turn the lime light on some of th skeletons in the closets of "respectabil ity" as well as upon the dark corner and cesspools of vice. The greates safeguard of society is a truth telling press. Of all the forms of human weakness self-pity is one of the most dangerous Be careful not to be sorry for yourself , The cultivation of such a habit argue ; intense selfishness. It means that you have not duly compared your sorrow and troubles with those of others. I means that you are elevating your lit tle disasters and trials unduly. Ego tist ! There are others. And in com parison with the woes of hundreds o thousands yours are inconsequential The best cure for self-repining is i fair comparison with the troubles o humanity. The other day a poor crip pie was being rolled about the room o a sanitarium in an invalid's chair. The bones of his legs had been eaten up , all but the lime , by rheumatism. Four times he had fallen and broken his legs , the last time one of them splin tered into fourteen pieces. Afterwards one of these legs had been twice ampu tated. His hands were twisted like bird's claws. He could not raise his fingers to his face. Yet this poor fel low was full of infinite jest. When some one expressed pity his eyes twin kled and he said : "Oh , I'm worth ? , dozen dead men. " You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Your self com miseration over comparative trifles in the light of such suffering is almost criminal. And if you persist in your self pity you will grow chronic and i will take all your manhood orwoman hood from you. You will lose all pow er of discrimination and the thwarting of every slight desire will breed dis pair. Hold up your chin. All must suffer and regret. Save your pity for others. When we get puffed up with prido and prosperity and point to the Mor gans and Rockefellers and the otheil kings of finance and trade ; when w < i change the cry of "millions" to "bil lions" and feel that we are really po erf ul , Mother Nature steps in and taked the conceit out of humanity. Johri Henry , of Carnegie , Pa. , was struck by a train and mangled. He was rich ; Just before the accident he was ond of the big men of the town. After it he was a dying man , poorer than thd laborer who helped carry his body to an ambulance. "I'll pay $100,000 td anyone who can save my life , " he said. And then he died , for when the time conies a million and a penny are thd same. You can't bribe nature. , Toh : ( D. Rockefeller gave his heart to hii : baby grandson for a pjaything. H didn't smile when his Standard OiJ dividends reached $20,000,000 in a sin- gle year. He laughed joyously when baby arms were clasped about his necl and he realized what a glorious thin.'j the love of a child really is. The baby died. The old man was ready to flinjj millions into the hands of science ; offerf a king's ransom to destiny just to keep the light burning in a pair of blue eyes. The baby died. Charles Rouss , of New York , offered $1,000,000 for the return of sight to his Dlind eyes. He died in the darkness , rich in the things he cared little for and destitute in the one thing he wanted. So let's mix prids I with humility. As Dooley has said iij liis article on "Progress. " we put UR skyscrapiug buildings , but we do no ( build skyscrapiug men. The power of wealth and man's achievements ard anly big when viewed apart from the [ > ower that rules the world. The pos session of money is only a temporary and limited privilege. Neptune Perhaps. One of his Majesty's ships recently collided with another while'clearing out of Portsmouth docks and had hei | bowsprit carried away. According to the Tatler , the captain ' promptly reported the disaster to tha admiralty in a dispatch as follows "My Lords : I regret to have to Infornj your lordships that his Majesty's ship , while leaving the harbor , cam * into collision with another vessel , and her bowsprit has been carried away. " Promptly came an admiralty wire in reply : "Report who carried away bow- sprit and where it has been placed. " London Express. They Looked Cheap. Nell I stopped in at a bargain sale ) to-day. Belle Did you see anything tbaJ looked real cheap ? Nell Yes ; several men waiting fc3 their wives. Philadelphia Ledger. Polo Goes Back to B. C. Days. Polo is probably the oldest of atfc letic sports. It has been traced tr 600 B. C. Every one has to repeat a thing & number of times before his listener ! hear what he says , and the fault Is not altogether In his listener's ears , either SILK MADE BY CHEMISTRY. science Has Found c. Way to Create the Favorite Fabric. Synthetics loom large even now , al- ihough it Is true that attention has chiefly been turned to the synthesis of Irugs. But there is no reason why * qual success should not attend the efforts of the chemist to build up ar- ; icles of food , drink and clothing from ; heir elements In the same way as acre chemical compounds have been . onstructed. It is only a question of the growth of knowledge of the con stitution of matters. Already the syn thesis of many articles of common Jaily occurrence has been effected. The iniline coloring matters are practically synthetics ; indigo and madder are com mon products ef the laboratory , and sugar and alcohol may be prepared from the elements which compose them. The latest achievement of the build- .ng chemist appears to be the artificial production of at any rate the most im portant constituent of silk. Chemists nave long known that the chief con stituent of silk insects' cocoons and spiders' threads is an insoluble pro- teidbehaving very much in the saim- way as proteids in general , of which flic albumins are types. Mulberry silk in particular consists of over TO per cent of a proteid substance termed fibroin , associated with 22 per cent of a yellowish transparent substance re sembling gelatine in composition and character and known as sericin. These two albuminous substances occur in Bilk with about 3 per cent of wax and 1 per cent of mineral matter. It is fiericin , however , or rather its deriv ative by hydrolysis , serine , which has been successfully synthesized , and in asmuch as silk owes its peculiar and delightful character largely to this lUibstancc , there is no doubt that an Important step toward the artificial manufacture of silk has been made. Day by day synthetics arc forcing themselves upon our notice and are threatening to take a place somewhere or other in man's ordinary routine. The question has still to be settled whether a synthetically or artificially prepared substance that is , one which is iden tical as far as can be judged with the aatural product gives precisely the same satisfactory results. Most people , we are sure , will confess so far to a sneaking preference for the thing which nature takes time to elaborate rather than for the product conjured up , so to speak , In a few hours in the laboratory. But already it is getting difficult in seme directions to obtain the natural article. It is so , at any rate , with indigo , and it is just possible that in the near future it will be no uncommon experience to hear in the shops a customer precise in his de mand * for either the synthetic or nat ural article in accordance with hi ? choice. THE BICYCLE FAD. Some Regrets Over the Fact that II Has Vanished. The reorganization of the bicycle trust upon a conservative basis is de elared by a financial writer to mark the evolution of the bicycle business from the fad state into a seady , legitimate enterprise. That is measurably true inore's the pity. When the bicycling fad was at its height hundreds of thousands of peo ple took healthful and agreeable exer cise daily. When the fad waned theso people ceased to take exercise. Nowa- 3ays the bicycle , with few exceptions is used in a business way. People rid * it to and from their work to save car fare. Bill collectors use it in their busi ness. So do book agents and solicitors Children are now about the only people who ride for the mere pleasure of rid- jig. That is to be regretted. Never has there been another form of exercise which was available to so jiany people. The bicycle required no Athletic training. A child or an octo- jenarian could ride. Women found the ivheel easy to learn and easy to ride. Bicycling , like golf , brought peoplo Into the open air , but , unlike golf , it re- liuired no especial tract of ground foi Its exercise. Any fairly good roaS was he sole requisite. The whole continen1 , ay open to the adventurous cycler. The cvheelmen and wheelwomen of 1893-95 the period of the greatest bicych Doom saw more of the country in the ricinity of their homes than they evei saw before or will ever see again. The Dicycle was a topographical educator. The bicycle , in short , fulfilled two of : he three traditional desiderata. It raade people healthy and it made them tvise. It made some people wealthy , : oo. ( These , however , were the people tvho manufactured bicycles , rather : han those who rode them. ) It was .1 "ad which conduced to the happiness ind physical well-being of the popula- : ion , and its disapeparance is occasion [ or regret. There is nothing in sight to : ake its place. Clover in New Zealand. Red clover could not be successfully jrown in New Zealand until bumble bees were imported and acclimated , rhese insects by fertilizing the flowers ; hrough moving from one to another lave changed the island from an an- lual importer of red clover seed to a arge and increasing producer and ex porter , thus opening a new and valua ble source of wealth to the colony. Saltiness. "Some day you'll discover , " said Miss Severe , reprovingly , "that this seaside lirtation of yours is not all sweet- less. " "I've discovered it already , " replied Hiss Pert. "You'd be surprised how talty the sea breeze made George's nustache last evening. " Catholic Standard and Times. A loafer always says that a hard working man enjoys Industry. I've be'n countln' up my blessin's , I've be'n suminin' up my woes But I ain't got th' conclusion sum would nat'rally suppose. Why I quit a couutin' troubles 'fore I had half a score , While th 'more I count my blessin's I keep flndiu' more an' more. There's been things that wa'n't exactly as I thought they'd ought t * be , And I've often growled at Providence fer not a pettin" me ; But I hadn't stopped t' reckon what th' other side had be'n , So I guess it wa'n't correct , the way I cal- kerlated then. Fer there's be'n a gift o' sunshine after every shower o' tears , And I've found a load o' laughter scattered all along th' years , If th' thorns have pricked me sometimes , I've good reasons to suppose Love has hid "ein often from ine 'neath the rapture of th' rose. So I'm goin' t * still be thankful fer th' sun shine and th' rain , Fer th' joy that's made me happy ; fer th' purgiu' done by pain ; Fer th' love of little childien ; fer the friends thet have be'n true ; Fer th' guidiu' Hand that's led me ev'ry thrent'iiiif danger through. I'm rejoicin' in th' mercy that can take my sins away , In th' Love that gives me courage In th' thickest of the fray. I am thankful fer th' goodness that from heaven follers me O ! how happy and how thankful I forever ought t' be. So jest let us count our blessin's as we're joupiicyin' along , Then we'll find less time fer growlin' , and more fer mirth and song When you lift your eyes t' heaven earthly shadows llee away- Let us learn this lovin' lesson as we keep Thanksgivin * Day. Ram's Horn. O SENIOR WESTLAKE'S THANKSGIVING. BY 1 EON E. DANIELS. BOUT Wentworth Institute all was quiet. The dull November morning had worn well on toward the noon hour , yet no one was stirring , and a vacation like stillness pervaded the air. air."It's "It's strangely quiet here this morn ing , " said Harold Westlake to himself , as he strolled down the path toward the city. "I wonder if I'm the only man up. " He looked at his watch ; it was a quarter of ten. "Well , I suppose u-ost of the fellows have gone home for Thanksgiving ; that accounts for it. " There was a look of unwonted medita- ing before , fully expecting to receive a letter in the well-known handwriting , but none bad come. Assuredly something had happened to change Helen's feelings toward him , but try as he might , no satisfactory explana tion presented itself. Westlake , however , was not one to give way to despondency. He had had many disappointments in his college course and had learned to bear them philosophically. He walked briskly down the frozen path , struck the sidewalk and turned into the long , elm guarded street. The air was lold and exhilarating , and he forgot his perplexities for the moment in a new feelingof strength and life. The streets were well nigh deserted. . The market windows whose Thanksgiv ing wares had been so temptingly dis played the afternoon before were now nearly empty. Only a few underfed spe cimens of poultry remained exposed to the gaze of possible purchasers , objects of keen envy , nevertheless , to a group of street urchins whose patched trousers and ragged caps spoke too plainly of a ' dinnerless Thanksgiving. The sight gave j Westlake a suggestion ; why not treat one of these unfortunates to a good meal ? As he turned a street corner one of the youngsters overtook him. It was the oldest son of his washwoman. Harold had often seen him and had once visited his home on the outskirts of the city. "Here's my opportunity , " he thought , as he greeted the boy. The lad was drawing a small express wagon loaded with a large bundle of washing. The student's quick eye took in the stiuation at a glance. The big load at which the boy tugged and strain ed at every curbing , his own pale ftice and thinly clothed form told clearly of his home life , of his widowed , hard-work ing mother , and of the little , hungry mouths to whom Thanksgiving would be a day , like all other days , of deprivation. In his hasty survey of the boy's ! oad , Westlake had caught sight of a piece of crumpled paper in one corner of the wag on , evidently a waste bit escaped from the linen. Picking it up half uncon sciously , he began to unfold it. It was in a feminine hand a hand that struck him at once as being familiar , and each line was crossed by a heavy pen stroke straight across the paper. Glancing at the heading , he saw his own name. Then the truth flashed upon him ; it was Helen's writing. Making out with some difiiculty the scored lines , he read as follows : "My Dear Harold Dinner will be serv ed at half-past five to-morrow afternoon , and we wish you to be with us as usual. If this conflicts with some previous en gagement , please don't let it interfere. Perhaps your new found friend will ex pect " Here the note ended. "So the invitation's cancelled. " thought Westlake. "What does she mean by my new found friend , I wonder ? " He fold ed the note carefully , and placed it in his pocket. "Fred , " said he , turning to the lad at his side , whose attention dur- four flights of stairs by the wash-woman , looking ° * ? ° f tired herself , a pale , forty or thereabouts , who thanked West- lake with full eyes. The student hesitated before accepting her invitation to dinner , but thinking that he might be of service in amusing the children , he consented to stay. He fonna plenty to do. The junior Hawkimr , frail , half starved little fellows as they were , seemed to be endowed with a fall sense of their dnties as hosts , and proceeded to entertain the strange visitor in a man ner which left him little time to think of anything save the art of self-defense. Andy , the wide-awake 4-year-old , report ed the progress of the dinner to the oth ers at frequent intervals , taking hasty trips to the kitchen for that purpose. The eagerly awaited moment came at last. Dinner was 'ready , and such a dinner as the children made of it ! It was well worth the cost , Westlake thought , to see them eat and watch the pleased look on the mother's face. How the turkey disappeared ! It was turkey for relish , turkey for entree , tnrkey for dessert. Sorely no one bird ever before did such signal service to humanity ! Amid the clatter of the meal a low rap at the outer door was unnoticed. A louder knock brought Mrs. Hawkins to her feet. Her face showed plainly that the visitor was not unexpected. West- lake was helping the boy nearest him to a fourth slice of turkey , and looked up just as the new comer entered the room. His knife nearly dropped from his hands. There before him stood Helen Merri- vale , surveying the group with a wonder equal to his own. A basket which ? he carried on her arm indicated that she , too , had come on a mission of charity. "This is indeed a surprise , Mr. West- lake , " she said , after she had regained ' her composure. "I'm afraid my jonrney has been in vain , " she added , with a - , smile , glancing at the swiftly disappear ing viands. "Not as far as I am concerned , " said Westlake , meaningly , and Helen blushed. At Mrs. Hawkins * earnest invitation. Miss Merivale consented to drink a cnp of coffee after her long walk. West- lake made several unsuccessful attempts to catch her eye. Was she really offenil- ed or hurt , or was it all a mistake ? The- question was soon to have a reply. Fred felt it his duty to converse with the- guests. "That was a pretty girl I saw yon with the other day , Mrs. Westlake , " he saidr with an air borrowed from the students he admired at a distance. "Yes ; my sister is considered very pret ty , " responded Westlake. He looked full at Helen. "Dora paid me only a flying visit , or I should have asked per mission to present her to your parents and you , Miss Merivale. " Helen merely bowed in assent ; her color had deepened , as if with shame , ancl Westlake thought he understood mat ters. ters.They They left the house together soon af terward , and on their way to the city Westlake drew the crumpled note from DON'T WAKE HIM UP ! ' I 1 'Rastus I knows I'se dreamiu' , but I hopes nobody'il wake me up till I geas one of dem gobbleral tion on Wcstlake's face as he walked down the path. His step , habitually buoyant , was like that of a man who is pondering some knotty problem. He was a tall , large framed , athletic looking fel low. His college training had not made him pale or round shouldered a char acteristic of most collegians in those early days and he flattered himself that with all his proficiency in what his practical father called "your Greek and Latin rubbish , " he could still prove to the rug ged farmer his ability to hold a plow or pitch hay with the best of his old Elm- fleld companions whose education had r.ot been over emphasized. As he turned a corner of the path his eye was attracted to the college poplar which stood near the walk , and now en veloped in a momentary outburst of sun shine. It had long been a custom at the Institute for every freshman to cut bis initials on the tree trunk , and high tip from its base the smooth barkwas closely covered with monograms , the lower ones now almost obliterated by the growth of the tree. Near the top of the list West- hike saw his own , "H. R. W. 37. " A Senior yes , unreal as it seemed , three years had passed since he had carved those letters , and as he looked back over them , the happy occasions which other Thanksgiving Days had been to him come to mind the glad welcome to the Meri- vales' pleasant home , the old-fashioned Thanksgiving dinner , the after dinner chat in the cosy parlor , and , as twilight came on. the singing of some familiar air , or a rollicking college song in which voice and piano seemed to blend far more sweetly than anywhere else. But this was no more to be. He might as well give up all hope of passing the day in the old way , he said to himself , as he pushed his hands down deeper into his pockets. What had he done to vex ilelen saucy Helen , with the softest and merriest of brown eyes , and cheeks whkh ! the fun and air had painted ? Every year of his college life thus far he had never failed to receive an invita tion to spend Thanksgiving at her par ents' house , and he had never failed to accept it. He recalled how eagerly he had awaited the postman's rap the even ing the reading of the note had been di vided between his wagon and the shop windows , "take home your washing ard bring your wagon back as soon as you can. " The lad , his big blue eyes expressing his "wonder more plainly than words , quickened his pace and disappeared , lit tle guessing to what purpose the wagon was to be put. Westlake , in the mean time , strolled up and down the sidewalk , judging with the practiced eye of a farm er's Kon the poultry and vegetables in the provisioners'windows. . He had hardly finished his tour of inspection , and select ed as good a variety as the lateness of the season afforded , when Fred reap peared. By means of a few questions tactfully put , Westlake soon had a fairly correct idea of the condition of the Hawkins * larder , together with the individual lik ings of the little Hawkinses. Ere the steeple clock hard by had struck eleven , the strangely assorted couple were mak ing their way toward Asylum lane. The axles of the little express wagon fairly creaked with the weight of the boxes and bundles entrusted to it. Their very appearance was a paradise of anticipation to Fred. One of the pack ages , from which a pair of claws pro truded , could contain nothing loss than a turkey ; there were potatoes and tur nips , beets and celery , onions and sage , assorted cakes and crackers , and in the end of the wagon sundry brown paper bags which the boy's imagination fondly pictured as containing candies ( some chocolates , he hoped ) , nuts , bananas , or anges , popcorn , figs , and perhaps .some chewing cum. What a glorious dinner ! The heart of the college man , itself youthful , beat with pleasure at the boy's delight , and the long expected dinner at the Merivales , even Helen henself , was for the moment forgotten. Several other persons , bent on like er rands of charity , were met with in the crowded city quarters , and Westlake began to feel himself quite a philanthrop ist. The ferfng increased as they stop ped before a Immense wooden tenement house , andrwe ushered Into the dark , ill smelling hill. Laden with the bun dles , they were greeted at the top * t his pocket and handed it to his com panion. "I believe this is Helen " yours , , he said. She recognized it at a glance. "Oh , Harold , can yon ever forgive me ? " she exclaimed. "If I had only known it was your sister ! I saw you on the street together , and you were so far away that I did not recognize her. Then I thought you might wish to spend tie day with your new friend , and I would not the invitation. " "Is it still cancelled ? " asked Westlake , playfully holding the scored lines up be fore her. "Only the last sentence , " was the reply. A Thanksgiving Benefactor. "A burglar carried off one of our tur keys. " "You don't say so ? " "Yes ; and he left a note saying that he left us the other so we would have something to be thankful for. " Detroit Free Press. What theVishbone Said. I cannot , cannot thankful be- Don't ask me to , I beg. ' Thanksgiving never comes bat. see Some fellow pnlls my leg. ' Gathered Them In. "We gave a waifs' dinner Thanksgiv ing day. " "A waifs' dinner ? " "Yes ; to five old maids and five old bachelors. " Chicago Record. Generous Living. The truly generous fe the truly wise And he who loves not others , lives unblest. Home. Needs Another Gnesa. Tnrfcel I if that's