THE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT I. M. BICE , I'ubll her. YJLLENTINE , NEBRASKA. Experience that is giren away IB sel Horn appreciated. Many a man ties up his dog at night nd lets his children run around loose Hobson will probably begin his po litical career by kissing all the ba- fcles. Nothing pleases a man so much as the Inability of others to get on to his curves. Any man who pays spot cash misses ft lot of worthless cigars on the 1st of each month. A woman's idea of good luck is to find a pair of hose in the wash that don't need darning. The greatness that is thrust upon .aome men lias a hard time finding ifiomething to stick to. One difference between Hie meek- looking mule and the volcano is that Ihc latter generally gives warning. A man is always wondering what his neighbor thinks of him and his neigh bor is probably wondering likewise. Order Is heaven's first law. but many & man never thinks of obeying it until he is called upon to enact the star role In a deathbed scone. Spain is buying goods of us in large Quantities. We'll get back that $ 'JO.- 000,000 we paid for the Philippines if this keeps on. A dispatch says that it is feared "the hole in the exclusion act is such that Chinamen may come in through other countries. " Why not through the hole In the act ? There appears to be a general dispo sition on the part of the public to for get that it is Samuel L. Clemens and not Mark Twain who has been made an LL. D. The fact that the British losses by deaths from disease during the Boer war were IS.LMO. compared with 7.7 ! ) killed or fatally wounded in battle , shows how much more fataly disease- is than shot and shell under the con ditions of climate in South Africa. Not even the terrible havoc wrought by the .Boers in their ambuscades was so fatal as the enervating climate and the per ils incident rjiereto. Marcellus Hartley Dodge , who is heir to a fortune of $150,000.000 , walks two or three miles to save car fare. If .Marcellus adheres to these admirable principles of economy we presume lie will not only preserve a considerable portion of his estate , but willsucceed Jtussell sage in the esteem and affec tion of his countrymen. Five cents a day will amount in a year fo tfl7/J. > . and a simple calculation will show that If Marcellus does not get tired or reck [ less he is now 'Jo years of age by the time he is ( ill he will have saved enough to buy an aeolian or an automobile. Marcellus is a pretty youth , and there are certain tilings about him. chiefly in -the way of securities , which may make him popular with the ladies : but we cannot commend him as a matrimonial proposition. A man with an income of $5.000,000 a year , who walks to save car fare , would be inclined to go to bed at 8 o'clock to save fuel and light. That is a remarkable declaration which comes by the way of London from the Canary Islands. It is to the effect that a scientist has discovered Nature's great secret how to extract -electricity from the air and store it for use as power. Since the days of Benjamin Franklin this lias been the dream of all men who have experi mented with the wonderful aireny which for lack of a better term has been called a iluid. If it be true , as stated in the cablegram mentioned above , then the dawn of an industrial and commercial revolution is at hand a revolution so mighty that no man can foresee the outcome. Coal , oil and wood will no longer be in demand ; the manner of work of million. , will be changed. In looking ahead at tln pos sibilities one might wish that the sci entist may be mistaken in his premises. Such a decided , sudden change would necessitate a readjustment of every thing. [ If there were no otner evidences that ; we are in an era of strenuous industrial expansion the unusual activity of the Dig carrier corporations in furnishing faster passenger service to all sections of the Union would suffice to show the Quickened pace of American industrial movement The railroads , being the great arteries of trade , must reflect the increased business activity of the cen ters of commerce. The rivalry of the earners in the matter of fast train ser vice Is in response to i public demand. Cutting a few lours out of the trans continental schedules , bringing the sea boards closer to Chicago , the distrib uting center of the continent , may seem a small matter to those outside the in- 4ustrUl warfare , but to men who are ta the thick o the commercial battle tl is of great value and importance. The Lake Shore had already demon strated the possibility of a twenty-hour train between New York and Chicago 4uring the World's Fr r , and when it put on a regular twory-hour passenger service it was quickly followed by the Pennsylvania. Following these cam the announcement of faster time to th West and Northwest by the Chicag and Northwestern , Burlington and Rod Island. The Michigan Central also an nounces changes in running time o passenger trailis , which will shov fister time to New York City. Th speed rivalry is now shifting to th South. The Pennsylvania and the Bij Four will put on trains that will cu the time from Cincinnati to New York the former having arranged a schedul for seventeen and one-quarter hours which calls for a speed of forty-foui miles an hour , Including stops. It is currently reported that a lead Ing railway corporation will introduci a system of accident and death insur ance for its employes as a substituti for the pension plan that so many oth er railway corporations have success fully a'dopted. Without comparing rlu efficacy of either plan as the best pro vision for permanent and faithful rail way employes it is noteworthy tha both plans contemplate a certain draf upon the corporation treasuries as I free-will offering by the stockholders In several Industrial as well as railwaj corporations a plan has been adoprec under which the employes contrlbut < out of their earnings to the mainte nance of a permanent pension fund 01 an insurance fund. It has been founc by experiece that this plan of creating funds which shall be controlled by tin employes themselves is successful to i degree. The more recent departure ol creating pension or insurance funds tc be maintained exclusively out of tin corporation's surplus earnings lias ye to have its success demonstrated Ir practice. Under either system the ul timate benefits to the employes maj be the same , but there Is a vastly dif fereiit principle involved. Where rail way or other corporations provide foi their faithful employes out of theii surplHS revenues , without taxing th < latter's more or less meager earnings they adopt a principle that is not ma terially different from that known IE economics as profit sharing. They givt to the employes the added incentive to permanent and faithful labor thai comes from a knowledge that the ser vices rendered are not measured whol ly by the stipends paid. They alsc foster a wholesome belief that corpora tions under wise and prudent manage meiit are not soulless , and that the in dividuals who create a corporation' ! wealth are not considered mere cog ! in a machine to be displaced withou further recompense when worn out Probably it will be found in practice hat tlie most successful method of Maintaining pension or insurance 'unds for corporation employes will be one in which the corporation treasury uid the earnings of employes are joint y taxed. In this way there will be a community of interests created and 2 loser bond of mutual regard estab ished between employer and employe VESSELS SHAPED LIKE ANIMALS. Skilled potters are the Kadieuo In Jians of Paraguay , and nowhere if Lheir skill more strikingly shown than 311 the vessels which they use to carry ! water. These vessels are formed to resemble certain animals , and most of them are ike armadillos , tortoises and stags. After the vessels are molded into these Conns they are richly decorated , and xcept in the case of the large ones. , ivhich are sometimes rousrhly handled , ire treated with great care and are re- WORK OF SKILLED POTTERS. : arded as specially valuable property , he largest being used for the purpose > f bringing water from brooks and riv- rs. and the smallest as drinking cups , > r as vases , in which pearls and other rinkets may be kept. Those of inter- ermediate size are frequently kept in lets , as in that way they can be carried nore easily , and when nets are not ised they are fastened to cordswhich erve a similar purpose. . While some vessels are decorated nth symbolical figures which have a eligious significance , others are orna- iicnted with flowers and leaves , the Cadieuos having been taught by mis- ionaries some years ago to eml > ellisb heir i > ottery in this manner. v ' Wluit Puzzled Tommy. l Tommy had been worrying papa with he usual number of unanswerable f iiestions. and bad been threatened vith condign punWiment if lie did not eep quiet. He fidgeted about in si- [ nee for some time , but at lemrtli ) . iroke out : . - "Pa. they say the rain falls alike ) ipon the just and the unjust doesn't . . , . . o L. } ] "Yes. yes. Don't ask silly ques- ions. " "And it isn't just to steal another nan's umbrella , is it ? " 'Certainly not. If you ask any 11 ore- "But pa. the rain doesn't fall upon ; he man that steals the umbrella , a d t does on the man that had his stolen 'unny , ain't it pa ? " London Answers : Jjiviit Expenses in Japan. : Six dollars to $8 a month buys food c uel and clothing for a family of five ersons in Japan. ; h After a man once gets married , the iw allows him to kiss no other women ; ut his wife , his mother and his sisters > When people die , and when they gc rroug , they are all "prominent. " Science AV = vention The ear is found by M. Paul Bonnier to have a sense of altitude in addition to that of hearing. It depends on change of barometric pressure due to altitude , and he has proven its exist ence by his sensations during a balloon ascent. It is believed to be more highly developed , and more useful in such ani mals as birds than in man. A new French refrigerator consists of closed metallic cylinders surrounded by a freezing mixture , being designed for keeping fruit at a fixed temperature with a restricted amount of air and an absence of light. Thawing must be gradual. After two months peaches were in perfect condition , and the meth od is adapted for transporting soft fruits , including bananas. Dr. Elliot Smith , professor of anat omy in the Medical School at Cairo , is reported to have obtained two months' leave of absence in order to investigate a remarkable discovery of ancient hu man remains at Girgeh , in Upper Egypt. It is said that the series of graves unearthed extends over an in terval of at least 8,000 years , represent ing the most archaic of prehistoric per iods. The bodies , owing to the dryness of the climate , and perhaps the excel lence of the methods employed in rm- balining , are in a surprising state of preservation , and In two cases the eyes remain so perfect that the lenses are in good condition. Prof. R. II. Thurston of Cornell Uni versity sneaks of recent experiments -with a "double-decked" aviator , by the Messrs. Wright of Dayton , as having distinctly contributed to our knowledge in the field of aerial light. The Wright apparatus , carrying one man who as sumes a nearly horizontal position , has a total spread of 308 feet of canvas , the length of the machine being 22 feet. The planes have a curvature copied from that of a pigeon's wing. Gliding or soaring was successfully accomplished In winds ranging from 11 to 27 miles per hour. Starting from a slight eleva tion , the longest flight was 400 feet. No motor was used. The operator found no difficulty in steering and balancing. The recurrent alarm about the ap proaching exhaustion of the coal supply in Great Britain has been fanned a lit tle by the recent appointment of a royal commission to inquire into the matter. About thirty years ago a sim ilar commission investigated the Brit ish coal supply , but since then , it is said , unexpected changes in the coal trade have taken place , which affect the question. At present Great Britain pro duces one-third of the Avorld's entire supply of coal. No immediate danger of exhaustion is feared , but among the duties of the new commission is to in quire into the possible substitution of other fuel , or the employment of kinds of power not depending upon the use of coal. J.TI $ Twenty years ago a lightning rod conference , representing several of the leading scientific societies of Great Britain , made an elaborate report rec ommending a system of protection of buildings against thunderstorms. Ex perience has since shown that further study of the effects of lightning , and of the means of guarding against them , is needed , and a new lightning research committe is now at work in England , with the assistance of many observers scattered over the British islands and colonies , and of several branches of the British government , while the Uni ted States Department of Agriculture has promised to furnish data gathered in this country. Photography offers an important aid in these new researches. DON'T JUMP OFF CARS. Nervous Disorders Said to Result from Practice. Jumping off moving trains and street cars as practiced to-day is a . ] fruitful source of nervous disorders ina one not fully recognized for its im portance by any school except osteo- paths. Yet the facts are easily compre- iiended. Certain it is that nervousness in all its protean forms , from irritabil ity , neurasthenia and general nervous ollapse to paralysis , is so caused , and that _ the careless habit of so many peo ple of bowling off moving cars stiff-leg ged lays the foundation for these disor- 1 lers every hour of the day. In leading the strenuous life of our ities men and women seem unable to kvait to get to their journey's end. Be- 'ore trains come to a half stop at cross- ngs and platforms fidgety pedestrians rt'itli muscles tense drop from plat forms , and. almost before their bodies iave recovered from the forward mo nentum. are stalking a mad foot race igainst time in the opposite direction , riiis enterprise saves ton seconds , of -oiirse , for that particular errand , but ossibly it hastens by many months iie's journey to the grave. Positive njury is thereby done to the spine and lurvous system which must gather in umulative effect until one day the kvhole nervous organism may go to lieces. Then more or less innocent hings will be blamed for the collapse. $ I'he doctors may even analyze the vic- im of these innumerable concussions liecemeal in the laboratories to find hat he is being preyed upon by ubiqui- ous microbes , yet the origin of his roubles is a simple spinal disorder. Caused by oft-repeated joltings , somr of kVhich proved by chance more vicious han the rest , throwing one or more of lis vertebral segments out of perfect illgnment. Once that has come about he foundation has been laid as oste- pathy shows for nearly all the ills : n he calendar of medicine. It is not to be understood that such concussions produce dislocations of spinal vertebrae in the sense that they are thrown out of joint , as occurs In a "broken neck. " That is no more the case than that chlnaware must shat ter from every simple jar before it cracks. The lesser injuries come be fore the greater , and happen with a thousandfold greater frequency. Mere slips of the vertebrae from their true positions one upon the other and the strains brought to bear in consequence upon the ligaments and muscles bind ing them together , are what first occur from these sudden innumerable pound ings of hard heels against adamant pavements. These seemingly trivial mishaps to the body are productive of the most far-reaching consequences. At every point in the spine where such a concussion spends its force a de fective spot develops. It becomes a weak point anatomically , and a point of congestion , blockade and impaired work physiologically. Osteopathic Health. ONE LOST MINE IS FOUND. Chain of Unsuccessful Searches Seems Broken in Oregon. An interesting but true story of a lost mine being found has been brought to light at Grant's Pass , Ore. A rich mine discovered and left fifty years ago has been found again , the jubilant discoverer coming into Grant's Pass with a bag of gold dust and nuggets that he had removed from the treasure. S. D. Johnson , a mining man from Iowa , arrived in Grant's Pass , bring ing with him a rough sketch or map of the Josephine mining districts that had been drawn for him by a capitalist of Colorado Springs. This capitalist was a close friend of Johnson , and in the pioneer days had been in southern Oregon prospecting and mining. He made a good stake near Grant's Pass , and among others , made a very rich discovery on Jack Creek , of the Jump- Off-Joe district , Northern Josephine County. This find was in the nature of an auriferous gravel bed , the yellow grains being distributed through it in a most remarkable quantity. He had hardly begun work upon his bonanza when he and his companions were at tacked by the Indians and forced to flee for their lives. The bloody Rogue River Indian war came on and the prospector left southern Oregon. He made many later fortunes in Col orado , but did not forget his bonanza on Jack Creek , Jump-Off-Joe. Fifty- years passed by , and his friend John son came to him and wanted a grub stake to Oregon. The capitalist agreed to put up all the money required if Johnson would come to Josephine County and search for the lost treas ure on Jack Creek. Johnson agreed to do so , and with nothing but the rough sketch to guide him came to Grant's Pass. He found Jack Creek and began prospecting. On one gravel bar he dug three shallow prospect holes and took out ? 20 in coarse gold. He kept on scratching around and uncovered sev eral big nuggets. He nearly went wild Avith delight. He came into Grant's Pass with his bag of gold , a much ex cited man. He had found the lost mine. Investigation proved that the claim had been since located by H. Hall , of this county. .Mr. Hall , not knowing of the discovery , sold the churn to Johnson , together with all water rights he had taken up. for § 1.500. Johnson has left for Colorado Springs , but will return in a short time with his capitalist partner. They will equip the mine with a complete and extensive hydraulic plant and put It in shape for work on a big scale. The gravel of the property is such as to make it one of the richest placer propositions in southern Oregon. Port land Telegram. WHAT THE INSECTS COST US. Losses to Crops Caused by the nicious Little Pests. The chinch-bug caused a loss of ? 30.- 000,000 in 1871 , upward of $100.000.000 in 1874 , and in 1887. $ ( X,000,000. The Rocky Mountain locust , or grasshop per , in 1S74 destroyed $100.000.000 of the crops of Kansas. Missouri. Nebras ka , and Iowa , and the indirect loss was probably as much more. For many years the cotton caterpillar caused an annual average loss in the Southern States of $10.000,000 , while in 18US and 187 : ; the loss reached $ : JO,000,0)0. ( ) The fly-weevil , our most destructive enemy to stored grains , particularly through out the South , inflicts an annual loss in the whole country of $40,000.000. The codling-moth , the chief ravager of the apple and pear crops , destroys every year fruit valued at $3U.)00UOO ( ) to $40.000.000. The damage to live stock inflicted by the ox-bot. or ox- warble , amounts to $ : JC.OOO,000. These are fair samples of the enor mous money losses produced in one country by a few of the pigmy cap tains of pernicious industry whose hosts operate in the granaries , fields , stock farms , and the stock yards of our country. What is the grand total ? B. D. Walsh , one of the best entomolo gists of his day , in 1SU7 , estimated the total yearly loss in the United States from injects to be from M3uo.OtiO.000 to ( $400.000.000. In 1800. C. V. Riley , long chief of the division of entomology , estimated the loss at $300.000.000. Dr. James Fletcher , in 1801. footed up the 1 la s to about one-tenth of our agricul tural products $330,000.000 ! In ISO ! ) , ' E , Dwight Sanderson , after careful consideration of the whole field , put the annual loss at $309,000.000. Har- l ; per's Magazine. A woman who ever taught school tvill hate a school board twenty years ifterward. No difference how well you play the game of life , you are sure to lose. A HEROIC CHINAMAN. Hia Bravery Attracted the Attention of Congress. Charley Tong Sing , * whose home Is in Los Angeles , Gal. , Is the only Chinaman who ever received a medal from Con gress for bra very. He is a naturalized citizen of the United States , and as thoroughly Americanized a s his thirty years' residence heivj jnn nj ke him. Charley was a member of the Greely relief expedition of 1884 , TONO SING. commanded by Captain ( now Rear Admiral ) Schley , but he has a greater distinction than having been a member of this expedi tion. He is one of the three survivors of the Jeannette expedition. He was steward of that ill-fated vessel when , in 1879 , she sailed on a voyage of ex ploration in the Arctic seas. His splen did physique and natural hardness were all that brought him safely through the hardships , exposures and horrors of that terrible experience. Charley joined the Jeaimette expedi tion at San Francisco. He was then an experienced sailor , having served aboard American merchant ships in various capacities. He acted the part of a hero during this t'and when he returned the Navy btrpurtr .it , in recognition of his services , presented Charley with a handsome medal. Upon it is Inscribed : "Charley Tong Sing , Arctic Steamer Jeannette ; Fidelity. Zeal , Obedience. " On the reverse side is a picture of the old frigate Constitu tion , and the words , "United States Navy. " By special act of Congress , September 30 , 1890 , another medalw.is presented. It bet rs the date upon which tae act was approved by the President , and around it the words , "Jeannette Arctic Expedition , 187SJ-1882. " On the reverse side is presented the Jeannette in the ice , with the crewwaving her a farewell. The medal depends from a clasp held In the beak of a silver eagle. It was not a great while after the Jeannette adventure when Charley Tong Sing started with Capt. Schley on the Greely relief expedition. After his return from that voyage he served in the navy on the Tennessee , and then he decided to abandon the life of a sailor. * AN AMATEUR DETECTIVE. Ascertained Facts by Sherlock Holmes' System of Deduction. Sherlock Holmes has a promising ri val in a barber known to the Philadel phia Record. He astonished one of his customers the other day by asking him if he were not left-handed. The man admitted that lie was. and suggested that the barber had probably seen him hang up his hat. "No , " said the barber ; "I have other ways of finding out such things. I see , to , that you are a bookkeeper. " "Yes , " admitted the customer , "your guesses are correct. How do you "It's easy , " said the barber. "In shampooing your bead I noticed ink on 3'our hair at the left temple. This ink , I concluded , must have got there from a pen resting on your left ear. which in dicated that you were a person who used a pen a great deal , as only such persons use their ears as pen-racks. "That didn't convince me that you were a bookkeeper , however , because a literary man might stick his pen behind his ear for convenience. I learned of your profession when I applied the lather. This made the ink on your hair wasli out , and I discovered two shades of ink red and black. Nobody but a bookkeeper uses red and black ink , so it was easy to class you as a bookkeep er. J "I knew you were left-handed be cause the ink wa-s on the left side the side that a left-handed writer would in voluntarily use when sticking his pen back of hi * ear. " I "Wonderful , wonderful ; " said the customer. "Now , suppose you stop talkiug-'for a while , and finish shaving me. " Died of Improvements. An uptown physician tells of a Ger man friend , a poor journeyman baker , - who sent his wife to a local hospital when she fell ill. The physician al ways asked with interest after the con dition of the sick woman when ke met the German , and was told in reply : "Well , doctor , they say at the hospital there's improvement. " This reply did not vary from day to day for a month > or more , and was always spoken by the German very stolidly , as tliouirh he really did not see in the report any grounds for hope. Then one morning. meeting the physician and being asked the usual question , he said : "O , she's dead , doctor. " "Dead ? " repeated the physician. "What do they say she died of ? " "They didn't say they didn't have : to , " answered the German. "I knew. She died of too many improvements. " " Philadelphia Times. The European Plan. Some queer customers are seen at ' New York hotels. An old farmer from the country tells how lie got ahead of one of the clerks : "I walked in , " he says , "asked the young man at the desk : 'What are your prices ? ' 'Amer ican or European ? ' lie asked me. Now wasn't going to tell where I was from . until I had seen the lay of the land. 'What difference does that make ? " says I. 'If American. ' he answered , 'it's $4 per day ; if European. $1.0. ' I thought i moment , a-nd then an idea struck me HOW to get ahead of him. I walked up boldly and registered from London , England. " It almost turns a man from his friends to hear a man he detests boom ing them. TEXAS STORM HEROINE. Herself Torn and Bleedine , She Hew cned Brothers and Sisters. The heroine of the Goliad storm waj Pur ) Bessie Purl , aged 19 years. The river bridge an < > home was near the was probably the first house destroy ed. The wind at this point had that pe characteristic ol culiar whirling motion the Kansas tornado. A new wagon was- seized and bereft of its wheels. Af terward a wheel was found north , east ; south and west of the house , showing the peculiar effect of the wind. The Purl family consisted of J. W. Purl , aged 44 , his wife , Mrs. Frank Mart , Bessie , Walter , Maude , Alic < * Hart , Maurice and the baby. Mrs Hart and Maurice were in the country it rhe time , the others being at boma Walter was on the rear gallery when eating a piece oi the storm struck , cake. Stepping out to see what wa § the matter , he was caught in the wind tnd forced toward the river , a part of lie time being forced along like a ball m the ground , all the time receiving . .lows from the flying c'-ebrls. When ha reached the bridge he anight hold ol something , but was hit with a miss4Ia and his skull fractured. When he re vived he was in the river and the wind still forcing him on. The water evl Jently had revived him from the stun ning blow. He was forced on across and escaped to the other side , an < 3 was soon in the hands of a neighbor , who took him to the court hoilse. He is now about well. He said he still had his mouth full of cake when hf found himself in the river , but spit I * nit as it was full of sand and dirt His was , Indeed , a narrow escape. When the wind struck the house .iB * he other members of the family were inside. Mr. Purl had his skull crushed and lived more than a day , but neve * regained consciousness. Mrs. Purl' neck was broken and Maude wa struck in the face as she was sitting by a window and her head split almost in twain. Bessie , the heroine , clung to the chil dren , Alice , Oscar and the baby , and fortunately escaped with only severs bruises and cuts. They were carried several hundred feet from the home ind Alice lost. Bessie at once started ; o the ruins of her home and en routo round Alice , who was bleeding to death Vom a deep gash across the wrist AVitb great presence of mind she sought th < amis of the severed artery and taking , .hem in her teeth , being unable to hold .hem with her fingers , she tied a string , torn from her tattered dress around It , but the string refused to hold and she had to try again , this time being , successful , and the life of little Alici was saved. Returning to the house , she found the bodies of her parents , pulled the debris from them and laid them side I > y side , not knowing that her fathel was still alive. Oscar and the baby es caped with severe bruises and cuts. While performing these heroic deed ? Bessie was covered with blood from her own bruised and cut body , but unmindful of her suffering and terror , she sought only the safety of her loved ones. Cuero ( Texas ) Record. JOHN BRIGHT AS A SPEAKER. Planner in Which He Prepared Him self for Public Oratory. I have noticed a discussion In the papers as to whether Mr. Bright was in the habit of writing out his speech es. I do not suppose that he ever did write such a thing. But , although 1 nave often heard him speak well with out a note , he generally had very copi ous notes in his hand when he spoka I remember once in 18(50 , sitting with Jril nlin in the smoking room of the House of Commons. He was going to mak during the evening a set speech , and tie had before him a bundle of sheets of paper with which he had come pro- vided. He happened to say that h wished his speech was over , on which asked him how far he prepared his speeches. On this he handed me the bundle and told me that I might read liis notes if I pleased. They were very copious , and every now and then a lengthy phrase was inserted. This , be told me. was his usual habit When -peaking he held the bundle before him in one hand and as soon as one sheet was exhausted he threw it away. There was no sort of concealment In this , although he seemed to follow the notes closely without apparently read ing them. He told me that in acquiring the art f public speaking his greatest difficul ty was to avoid a rapid utterance. A speaker should not , he explained , pause between his words or his sylla bles , but he should pronounce each syllable of a word more distinctly than se would do in conversation. London rruth. Example. "You ought not to smoke right be ore the children , Henry , " expostulated Mrs. Chirmer. "Can't you see that ' rou're setting tL < em a very bad exam- ale ? " "Oh , that's all right , my dear" re ilied her husband , easily , "if thej 'ollow your example of carrying pin n your mouth they'll never "live Ion ? jnough to be harmed by my example/ -Syracuse Herald. The Solution. Mrs. Jaggs John , what are you do- ng down there , turning the doorknoi oand and round ? Jaggs DIIIHIO , nTdearest Can't find my kesh-hole. Guesser mush be s item-winder. New York Sun. World's Largest Coral Reef. The largest coral reef in the world Is he Australian Barrier reef , ivhich i ,100 miles in length. How a girl enjoys having two lover * after her !