CTHE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT i. M. RICE EDITOR Official Newspaper of Cherry County , Nebraska Thursday , July 31 , 19012. Subscription $ 1.00 per year In advance ; $1.GO When not paid In advance , Single copies Gc. Display advertising 1 inch single column 15c per Issue or $ G. i a year. Local Notice ? . bituarles , Lodge Resolutlon * uud Socials for Avenue 5c per Hue per issue. Brands , 1 Ji i lies ? 4.00 per year In advance additional spacc.sJ'00 per Inch per jearengraved ; -blocks xtra ; $1.00 each. Parties HvInK outside Cherry county not per sonally known aie requested to pay in advance 10 iwr cent additional to above rates If over G months in arrears. Notices of losses of stock free to brand adver tisers. FUSION TICKET. For Governor , W. H. THOMPSON. Lieutenant Governor , E. A. ( iII.KEKT. Secretary of State , JOHN POUEHS. Auditor , C. Q. DE FJIAXCK. Treasurer , J. K. LTMAH. Attorney General , J. n. BnoAnr. Commissioner of Public Lands and Buildings , J.C. BHF.KXAN. Superintendent of Schools , CLAUD R SMITH. The republicans are again com mencing to call the fusionists howlers , and it is true , they are. it is a calamity to have an admin istration that will pile up a state debt of $2,000,000 when the con- ' stitution forbids a larger debt than $100,000. The fusionists howl about this calamity. It is a calamity to lose two state build ings by fire caused by the care lessness of state officials. The fusionists howl about it. It is a calamity to have a state treasurer who clips and gives to his part ner coupons from bonds bought with state money. The fusion ists howl about this calamity. It is a calamity to have the two biggest thieves ever sent to the state penitentiary pardoned by republican governors and the m'i. howl about it. Yea. verily , the fusionists are calamity howl ers. Central City Democrat. Did you ever notice that along about election time the republic ans always tell what they will do "if they are given a chance ? " Well , they have had the chance , and we know what they have done and it is only a fair sample of what they would continue to do. In Nebraska they have par doned the two biggest thieves ever sent to the pen in this state and were compelled by popular opinion to turn down Treasurer Stueffer at their state convention and there is now pending in the .5 supreme court an action brought v for the purpose of compelling var ious state officers to fulfil their official oath. In national affairs the ship subsidy bill , the Fowler bill , the imperialism , the cruelty of the water cure and the repri manding of the head of the army for exposing the cruelties which they were trying to conceal. It is time for a change and it is up to the voters to make the change. A republican exchange speak ing of the two candidates for gov a ernor asks if a banker is not as good a man for governor as a law yer. The occupation of a man is certainly no bar but we remember that Banker Dietrich slid into the office two years ago by the s German vote which he caught by t professing a great love for sauer s kraut and was not a successful sf governor and now Banker Mickey is posing as a farmer to catch the ps pr votes of the farmers when the < s i fact is he has been an office hold a er and banker almost ever since n he landed on Nebraska soil in ' 69 thirty-four years ago. The re publicans cannot fail to notice vshi that our candidate adopts none of hi hin ft ; these tactics , being content to n - come before the peopleon his on m 01h m' standing as a. citizen and a law lie < yer. But , speaking of bankers , in two of them are now trying to tl m'i tlm i represent Nebraska in the senate m .and while both are a success as si bankers they are a rauk f&ilure ai as ADDITIONAL LOCAL A. H. Metzger , of Gregory , was transacting business at the coun ty seat , Monday. The weather clerk reports .76 of an inch of rain Tuesday after noon and more fell in the evening. The fires have been started in the Grand Island sugar factory and hey expect to begin work on this season's crop about Sep tember 10th. J. C. Pettijohn came up from Ainsworth Tuesday evening and reports that a hail storm down there in the afternoon pounded the crops into the ground. S. J. Potter , manager of the Great Western Type Founday , of Omaha , went through with the Omaha crowd yesterday and vis ited the Valentine print shops while here. Preparations are being made at the Fort to receive two battal- lions and band of the 25th In fantry ( colored ) now en route from Manilla. It is expected that there will be about 800 men. The Union Pacific is up against the real thing all along the line. Their present strike is giving them all the grief they can take care of and now the train men in tend asking for an increase of pay. pay.A. A. F. Webb has moved his ci gar factory down near the City hotel. He was compelled to va cate his old location as the build ing is to be moved in the near fu ture to make room for improve ments. Mrs. Geo. Hornby had just fin ished stringing bunting and dec orating her lawn in anticipation of a lovely time for a lawn social Tuesday evening when the weath- r clerk opened the rain valve and in less than no time those decora tions looked like thirty cents. J. T. May , of Fremont , presi dent of the new First National bank of Valentine , was in town Tuesday and Wednesday on bus- ness connected with that institu tion. Mr. May is in the whole- grocery business in Fremont and salso interested in several banks. Dr. Z. T. Daniel , who succeeds Dr. Harden at Rosebud agency , arrived yesterday and called at this office. He is a veteran in the Indian service and served with Dr. McChesney at the Chey enne rivet agency from 1889 to 1893. He is accompanied by his wife. wife.B. B. B. Cronin , of Verona , sends us a $ on subscription and says he is glad to see so many papers copying articles from the DEMO CRAT as it shows that the editor has originality and ability. We are glad to know that our efforts are appreciated but we were not looking for any bouquets. C. H. Cornell expects to begin work on his new bank building at an early date. The plans are not yet complete but it will have frontage of fifty feet and the on the second floor will be the fin r est opera house in north Nebras n ka and when completed we may nb expect some good shows here. b $ The State Journal gives con siderable editorial space to air * f the : views of some learned profes ei sor who has discovered after pro 8 found ( research that a very large f per cent of eminent men are mar e ried. Well , what of it ? It only shows that no matter how smart man may be he has some weakiE ness. An Omaha girl married a youth who earned his living by packing on hams in one of the South Omaha L < meat foundries. She was great r. style and always insisted that don evening dress before com31 ing to dinner. He couldn't stand LI the strain and took to drink and W. now she wants a divorce. She 3. should get it and then choose 3. L\ mother husband from the insti i. tute for the feeble minded. It is reported that an earth quake shook up South Dakota and northwest Nebraska Monday but it couldn't jar Valentine. According to Bixby , this al leged obituary poetry is the wick edest thing James Barton Adams has written for some time : "Old death his cruel fist turned loose And smote our little Jockie A blow that cooked his precious goose , And all of us feel rocky. We humbly bow to heaven's laws While thus so sorely stricken , And try to feel resigned , because There ain't no use o' kickin' . " Since the latter part of June the devil has been acting in the capacity of managing editor , lo cal editor , collector , compositor , job printer , devil and janitor. The boss sayshe expects to start for home about the first of Aug ust and when he comes we will resign several of the jobs that we are now holding down. J. L. King , state deputy for the Fraternal Union of America , is in town organizing a lodge of that order. This order furnishes pro tection against death , old age and accident at a very low cost. It is an up-to-date and modern organ ization and ladies will be admitted free until the charter closes. Mi. King states that the ouilook is very favorable for a good , live lodge and he will organize within the next ten days. The warmest crowd that ever visited Valentine pulled in yester day morning with a special train of six sleepers and a commissary car. It was the Knights of Ak- Sar-Ben of Omaha and the Live stock Exchange of South Omaha numbering 150 people en route to Deadwood , where they will give the Elks of that town a touch of high life. They were accom panied by the 22nd Infantry band of Fort Omaha and the train was profusely decorated with the Ak- Sar-Ben colors. They left Oma ha at 9 o'clock Wednesday night , laid over at Hot Springs last night and are scheduled to arrive at Deadwood at 11:30 : this morning. They will return to Omaha over the Burlington. The train stopped here twenty minutes and a great many of our people turned out to greet the visitors. Commission era Proceeding * Valentine , Neb , , July 15,1902. Board of commissioners met as per adjournment with the following mem bers present : Chairman Alex Burr and W. E. Haley. Commissioners spent the day in looking over the surveyor's report in regards to locating bridges and ex amining the sanitary condition of court house. Adjourned to July 19. July 19 , 1902. Board met as per adjournment. Present , Chairman Alex Burr and W , E. Haley. Road petition of S. W. Lilly and others granted. The following official bonds were approved : Hugh Boyer , justice of the peace , Steen precinct. John E. West , justice of the peace , Wood Lake precinct. " Elmer E , Crane , overseer Dist. No. 9. J. T. Swain , overseer Dist. No 52. Wm. Bliss , overseer Dist. No. 5. Report of fees received by county b clerk second quarter 1902 accepted. h Clerk was ordered to cancel war rant ; No. 13 on road fund. Amt. $9 90. Commissioners ordered tax on n } ei nw * and sei nwi 27-34-38 for years 1899 Is and 1900 refunded , the same having Isa been erroneously assessed. Amount , n $4.54. nP Commissioners ordered a refund of P $12.40 personal tax of C. H. Townsend a for year 1901 , the same having been d erroneously assessed. Also refund of $2,30 ! personal tax of Martin Becker for 1885 , the same having been erron eously < assessed. ed Road petition of C , S. Keece and lii liiv others awproved. \v Claim of S. H , Babb for sheriff fees In Schwaberow case was rejected. Iny Claim of E. L. Davis for team 8 y < le days was rejected. le The following claims were allowed the general fund : Leroy Leach , working for com missioners $ 4 50 tt . E. Housh , McLaughlen-Van In Buren case G 50 State Journal Co. supplies . . . 130 80 n Lee Herdman , sup. court fees. 29 94 Cl . R. Towne , fees Junod case 17 40 F. Oilman , light for June. . . 19 30 S. Reece , sal. 2nd quar. 1902 100 00 at LJ. . Ashburn , care of R. Lewis 26 25 . Lewie , examination fees in- cr sanepatient . . . , . - 5 00 The following claims were allowed on road fund. Leroy Leach , survej'ing and re cording' roads $ 95 50 John Porter , flagman 6 20 Geo. Russell , " 300 P. T. Lee , road work 2850 Claim of J. W. Towte , bal. due on bridge contract 100 00 Resignation of Martin Haley as jan itor , to take effect July 21 , accepted , whereupon the board employed Rob ert Robinson as janitor at a salary of $30 per month for each calendar month. Adjourned to July 21. July 21,1902. Board met as per adjournment , Present , chairman , Alex Burr and W. E. Haley. The commissioners entered into contract with Max Franke to Keep his brother Herman , now a county charge , for three months at $8 per month. The commissioners proceeded to make settlement with tht county treasurer and continued in that busi ness from day to day until the after noon of the 23rd , whereupon the fol lowing claims were allowed on the general fund : Etta Brown , for institute 350 00 C. S. Reece , recording bonds , . . 9 00 Alex Burr , commissioner fees and mileage 37 10 Davis & Vincent , livery 8 00 W. E. Haley , commissioner fees 15 00 Martin Haley , janitor to July 21 , 1902 21 90 The following claim was allowed on bridge fund : E. L. Davis , chainman and liv ery 24 00 The following amount was deducted from above and applied on delinquent personal tax : Davis & Vincent , on tax of J. O , Vincent $8 00 The board adjourned sine die. ALEX BURR , Attest' - Chairman. C. S. REECE , Co. Clerk. Geese That Lay Golden Esr s. Once upon a time there was a pro moter who owned a common , everyday goose who laid the usual , ordinary goose eggs. He conceived the scheme of syndicating the goose on a gold egg basis and proceeded to do so. He informed the trusting public that soon his goose would lay an egg of gold each day and offered for sale stock in the Golden Goose Egg com pany , limited , at bedrock prices. There was a wild rush for the stock , and tho promoter suddenly found himself wealthy. He continued to sell the stock as long as there were buyers , for he did not want to kill the goose that laid the egg. His goose continued the same ordinary fowl as before. Moral. There are featherless geese that lay golden eggs. New York Her ald. Ministers' Maids. "Are you a minister's wife ? " was a query encountered so frequently by a young matron In search of a maid that she scented a story. "Why this mania to live under the droppings of the sanctuary ? " inquired the matron or words to that effect. Then It appeared that the minister's family is considered a most desirable place because of the opportunities for witness fees in wedding cases. There are few bridegrooms who come with out a witness to be married who will not bestow a generous tip upon the girl who furnishes this small but nec essary feature of the ceremony. New ; York Tribune. Would Giro Him * Lesion. A reporter who is the father of a year old youngster met his pastor on Sunday afternoon. "Why weren't you at church this morning ? " was the first question of the spiritual adviser. "I couldn't come , " was the answer. "I had to stop at home and mind the baby. Our nurse is 111. " "That's no excuse , " said the pastor. "It isn't ? Well , next Sunday I'll bring him to church with me and see how you like it" Appropriate. The professor of painting has Just entered the classroom , where smoking strictly prohibited. Here he finds an : art student holding in his hand a newly filled cherry wood pipe. Professor ( ironically ) What a queer paint brush you have got there ! What are ; you going to do with it ? Student Oh , I'm going to make clouds with It ! Very Irritating : . "Once in awhile , even now , " remark the caller , "you hear of some Eng lishman who says our Revolutionary war was 'the most causeless rebellion : history. ' Isn't is irritating ? " "Decidedly so , " responded the Boston young woman. "If a thing Is cause less , how can it be any more cause less ? " Chicago Tribune. The Whole Thinff. "Bbr.br seems to think he's thewhole thing as an expert authority on sport ing matters. " "Yes ; he appears to regard himself pretty nearly big enough to wear Bolf links to fasten his shirt cuffs. " . Cleveland Plain Dealer. When we deserve It , we don't mind ibuse. It makes us careful. But the trouble Is we never agree with our .Titles a ยง to when we deserve It Atcb- "Sit" and "Set. " Some onewho believes In teaching by example has concocted a lesson in the use of two.little words which have been a source of mortification and trouble to many well meaning persons. A man or woman either can set a hen , although they cannot sit her ; nei ther can they set on her , although the hen might sit on them by the hour if they would allow it. A man cannot set on the wash bench , but he could set the basin on It , and neither the basin nor the gram marians would object. He could sit on the dog's tail if the dog were willing or he might set his foot on it. But if he should set on the aforesaid tail or sit his foot there the grammarians a well as the dog would howl , metaphorically at least. And yet the man might set the tail aside and then sit down and be as- galled neither by the dog nor by the grammarians. Not Worrr. * > ut Slnmber. They were discussing suicides and the proneness of different peoples to depart in that way when one of those engaged in the conversation turned to a colored man and asked , "Why is it that so few of your people take their own lives ? " After scratching his head a moment the person addressed responded , "Well , I tell you , boss ; when a nigger sits down he don't worry , but goes to sleep. " New York Times. Envied the Other Bojr- Johnny I wish I was Tommy Jones. Mother Why ? You are stronger than he is , you have a better home , more toys and more pocket money. Johnny Yes , I know , but he can wiggle his cars. Men of Tomorrow. Experience the Only Teacher. She There's really no reason for married folks to quarrel. He No , except that they generally need a few quarrels to find that out. Brooklyn Life. The man who has the most to say about charity beginning at home Is generally the one who thinks that re form ought to begin on the other side of the world. Subscribe for the DEMOCRAT. T Xoticc Probate of Will Notice probate of will. John II. jShore > , de- ceased. in County Court , Cherry Ceunty , Nebraska. The State of NebrosKa to the heirs and next kin of the said John H. Shore deceased : Take notice. That upon illing of a written In. strument purporting to be the lust will and tes tament of John H. Shore for probate and allow ance , It Is ordered that said matter b set for heariiiR the 2Cth day of July A. I ) . 1902 before said County Court , at the hour of 10 o'clock A. M. , at which time any person Interested may appear and contest the same ; and notice of tbia proceeding is ordered published three wteks successively In tne Valentine Democrat a week ly newspaper , published In this state. In tes timony where f , I have hereunto set my hand * , ami the seal of the County Court at SEAL Valentine this 2d of July A. D. 1WK. . , ' 23-3 W. K. TOWA'E , County Judge. Notice of Probate of Will. In County Court , Cherry County , Neb , The State of Nebraska tn the heirs and next ol kin of the said Sarah Graham , deceased. Take notice , that upon filing of a written In strument purporting to be the last will and tei- tament of Sarah Graham for protate and allow * ance. it is ordered that said matter be set for hearing the Und day of August , A. I ) . 1D03 before satd County Court , at the hour of 10 o'clock a in. , at which time any person interested may appear and contest the same ; and notice of this proceeding Is ordered published three weeks successively in the Valentine Democrata week ly newspaper , published in this state. In testimony whereof , I have hereunto set my . hand and the seal of the County { SKAJ , Y Court at Valentine this 15th day of I , ' July.A.D.ltXtt. W.B.TOWNE , 10-3 County Judge. Estray Afotlce Taken up at my place at Kennedy , one small red heifer , PO brands or ear marks. Has beeni at my place all winter. FRANK S. PARKKB , 22-5 Kennedy , Nebraska. so YEARS'- EXPERIENCE TRADE MARKS DESIGNS . . COPYRIGHTS Ac. Anyone sending a nketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention Is probably pntentablo. Comnmnlen. tions strictly confldentlal. Handbook on Patent * sent free. Oldest npency for secnrinrpatentB. 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