M9 > WE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT I. M. BICE , Publisher. NEBRASKA. Eastern doctors are tre.'iting Bright's unpopular disease by surgery. If you recover you get well. It must keep Jacob Riis busy to live lip to his reputation as'the most use ful man in the United States. J. Pierpont Morgan has bought a Statuette of Hercules for $130,000. Why Hercules , Pierp. ? Atlas is the boy for you. you.So So long as we have not introduced foot-ball into the Philippines the charges of cruelty made against us must fail fiat. Andrew Carnegie has given his niece $1,000,000 as a wedding present. This Is another plan that will help one to avoid dying rich. Aladdin had to rub his lamp when he wanted things. When .1. Pierpont Mor- jan has an Aladdinish feeling he just foes and takes them without any rub bing. Hero Hobson is to boretired. . But Why should a hero who can draw a jalary from the United States for go- Ing around the country lecturing want to be retired ? fiantos-Dumont thinks it will be pos- llble to build air ships that can pas.c : trom America to Europe in two days. ILpparently , however , he hasn't thought W any suitable thing they may bump t gainst when they arrive. Only one person who was in St. Pierre at the time of the destruction of that city survived. He was a criminal frho had been confined in an under ground dungeon for trying to assault iis keepers. There is no likelihood that te will be used as a .proof that virtue IB Its own reward. Changes made in street railway lines riginal3' constructed for the horse-car. In order to equip them for electricity. tre typical of the industrial movements of the age. A thin rail on a wooden llecper gives place to heavy rails on a U-shaped steel structure , embedded leep in the ground. As the power is theapened , the size and weight of the tara Is increased. The number of em ployes ou each car is the same ; but the -longer runs which the new system iiiakes profitable , and the greater busi ness which it stimulates , require more tars , more drivers and more conduc tors. Alphonso , the boy king of Spain , ao- xording to Madrid dispatches , is op posed to the Spanish national sport of bull-fighting. Alphouso has doubtless Imbibed his sentiments from his moth er , who is not a Spaniard and who has carefully supervised his education. He regards the sport as cruel , and desires , > o It Is said , to introduce horse-rncing " 'ta a. substitute. In opposing the nation al game Alphonso is putting himself In an unpopular situation. Bull-light ing has been part o'f the Spaniard's sport for centuries. Wherever he goes hr : takes the barbaric spectacle with him. I'he boy king's expression does credit lo his humanitarian Instincts , but does not speak so well for his discretion. By removing the royal sanction Al- jthonso would strike a great blow at the - ory entertainments with which the Spaniards make a holiday , but ho would arouse an Intense popular preju dice. The uneducated peasantry would consider that half their joy in living had been destroyed were they denied Ihe bloody spectacle. It will require /ears of education to induce the Span I ish people to give up bull-fighting , and Ji thould the young king act rashly in thi matter he is likely to encounter serious Irouble. There are persons who , on principle , refrain from all sorts of harmless pleasures to save expense. What they will do with the expense after they have saved it depends ou the type of person. Sometimes they spend it in doctor's bills. Of course , every one lias a right to his own form of pleas ure , but It does seem as if less fun could be got out of doctor's bills than out of almost any other costly luxury. When a man puts in the whole of a ) hot summer toiling at his desk , refus * ing to take relaxation even for a day , taking his business to table and to bed : with him ; when a woman remains in doors da j' after dny , working over the sewing machine or the cook stove , and attending to the wants of fretful chil- rtren , instead of Indulging in a day of : recreation now and then , sooner or l later n breakdown is likely to come. Then the money saved from excursions [ XOCM to pay for medicine and nursing. Of course , when a woman has a family < f small children , taking them out any- vrliere is sometimes a good dfeil harder Tvork than staying at home ; but even then there are many harmless pleas- nrf which can be had at home , If one is more bent on getting comfort out of life than on having fine clothes or fur- iilture. It would be Interesting to sets what could be made of life by a couple who should start out with the delib erate intention of being as comforta ) ble as possible , whatever happened or : < lid not happen ; who were after happi > ness , and not ambition , or excitement , or Ideals. It seems strange that It * hould be so , but such families are ) rare. The ministers have been in contro- T * rsy respecting the wickedness of Chicago. Bishop Thoburii of the Meth- odt church sav * that huutnn ISfe is safer in Hong Kong than in the Lake Michigan metropolis. The Rev. Fran cis Funk , a Baptist minister , declares that he has seen more wickedness and more forms of vice in Chicago than in London. Bishop-"Fallows of the Epis copal church , for many years a resi dent of Chicago , takes issue with his ministerial brethren. The Bishop says he saw more forms of wickedness un der the shadow of SL Paul's Cathedral and Westminster Abbey in two suc cessive nights /'slumming" than he has seen-in all Ins twenty-seven years of residence in Chicago. He challenges the statements made by Bishop Tho- burn and the Rev. Mr. Funk and says they are a libel on the city. Since the controversy involves no recondite theo logical tenets layman may be per mitted to suggest that none of these reverend gentlemen are "up" on com parative wickedness. They come in touch with the best that is iu society and see only glimpses of the seamy side of metropolitan life. As a matter of fact every great city contains wick edness of which good people scarcely dream. London'is older in vice than is Chicago , but human nature is about the same everywhere and what Chi- ' cago lacks in experience she makes up j by inventiveness. So long as the wick edness of London and Chicago does not exceed the wickedness of Sodom and Gomorrah there is hope for both of them. And if history is to be be lieved modern evil is not to be com pared with ancient vice. We beliove that the idea of an expert commission for the purpose of inspect-1 ing volcanoes and reporting upon their ! safelv Ms one of the most ridiculous'1 ' propositions advanced apparently in all . seriousness that we have noticed in ; a day. Boiler inspectors may i have a proper function in the economy , of human affairs , although it is fro- } quently the recently inspected boiler j that explodes into a thousand pieces and kills or wounds all who may be * within range of the flying debris. * ' Bridge inspectors , building inspectors , and even mine inspectors may perhaps be taken seriously , but we submit that l l a corps of Inspectors whose duty con- sists in examining into the condition r of volcanoes and report upon their eruptive or non-eruptive possibilities ia t getting past the limit. The strange ! L forces which exist in the bowels of the r earth , the gases which they generate , and the destructive power of which ° ; they may become capable are frequent- 1 ly glibly discussed by scientists , : scientists can no more forecast the at- j e tion of a volcano than a United States * : weather bureau can foretell the amount of destruction which a quickly ! v formed cyclone may bring about. Man ' ' may be the very climax of all the won- ! drous works of creation , but this doe * ! 1 not lessen the force of the fact tliati1' regardless of all that he is and of all 1' that he has accomplished he is still ° the mere plaything of untamed forces | In nature forces which he need never ( > expect to subdue or even understand , titl and which will remain untamed until tl the end of time. In the face of these fundamental truths we really believe that all boards of volcano inspectors should throw aside their commissions. To assert that they are capable of ren dering substantial service to their fel- lowmen is to give a touch of opera > bouffe to that which is purely tragic. MAKING FISH HOOKS. tl tlai ai Moat of Them Come from One Town it aifc Kngland. fcw w I It not be known ' may generally , but' n < it is nevertheless a fact , that fully low ) | per cent of the world's fishing hooks' g ] are made at Redditch , England. In making fish hooks few tools are used , tl dependence being placed more ou the w skill of the workman than on expensive machinery. Nothing but the best steel w wire is used. This is cut off from 'JO bt or more coils at once , into lengths of ci ubout 4 inches , care being taken to pi have all of one length. Several - [ dreds of these lengths are placed on Fi ' toj ) of one another through two rings. re ur washers , the end projecting about h : three-quarters of an inch. They are CO put into a furnace and heated a dull a i red ; then taken out of the fire and igi giW' rolled back and forward , while in tin * W' rings , with a heavy iron bar. about ai DUO and a half inches square. This softens and straightens the ware. Af IK ter cooling they are cut into lengths j Y < sufficient for two hooks , and a barb is fit cut in each end. The workman rests' ' at the end of the wire against a blocl ; la f wo.od and brings the knife in pow ; ition. The point of the knife is hinged ly lo the bench , and the blade is bevoled if > n one side. With a short cautious re movement the barb is cut , care Ix-inj : In laken to have it the correct depth. Tlu Ci wire is then cut in two , the point filo < l ind then bent n round a metal shap < . lrivon in the end of a bit of wood. Tin. arb is hooked around the end of iln ; shape and a turn of the wrist and a . Hill with the finger Complete the bciul . . I'he shanks are then flattened , ringei , . marked or reduced as desired , aud thtJ ) , liooks arc ready to be hardened. Thcv , ' ire placed in a pan and heated to a dull red. then dumped into a cask of oil , . aken out again , allowed to drain an.l , p ' ire ready f r tempering. This is tho . most important part of the whole bus- iri less. If tempered too much they will ( Hi traighcn out and if left too brittle foi hey will break : so they have to b < - tin just right or the work must be donj Hllj . The oil that t ver. surplus clings ; th < he hooks after tempering is remove J i-al y shaking the hooks on a tray in otl sawdust. The hooks are put in revolv. 1 ng barrels to polish , and afterwan ] Ua lued , bronzed or Japanned. They arf crc hen ready to be put on the market.- a K 5. Howarth , in Recreation. If you act the fool , the people anc OIK rour folks will know it , and talk abou , pa : f t. CUBAN BATTLESHIP. FIRST AND ONLY ONETHE ISLAND EVER HAD. Bonsrht by Colonel Prentiss Insjra- ham for Five DollarsIt Was Never iu Any Armed Encounter Confis cated at "Wilmington , N. C. "While there is a good deal of talk these days about Cuba , " said the man who likes to converse , "it should not be forgotten that the man who was iirst to float the Cuban flag Over an armed deck is in the United States and is not bloviating about it , either. He is Colonel Prentiss Ingraham , au thor , traveler , soldier , sailor , and a lot of other things. In the summer of ISO ! ) Colonel Ingraham bought , in New York City , for. the large sum of $ u , the steamer JJoruet , which had once been the Lady Sterling , a blockade runner captured by the United States govern ment and made a dispatch-boat for the service of President Lincoln. A wealthy Cuban living in New York had bought her from the government , and he sold her to Colonel Ingraham for $5 because he Avanted to. You see she had to belong to somebody and Colonel Ingraham was the best man because he knew his business. She made two trips to Cuba as a filibuster , carrying arms which she took on board at sea so as not to implicate the Unit ed States in any act against a friendly government. Spain being ou terms with us , at the time. Colonel Ingraham was in command. "In October of ISO ! ) she cleared from Philadelphia for Liverpool and put in at Halifax under stress of weather , or so it was stated. Here she was met by Admiral Edward Higgins , an ex- Confederate officer , and formerly of the United States navy. The Hornet remained in Halifax until suspicion pointed so strongly her way that the English authoritieswere about to seize her a second time , though she had al ready been searched and nothing had been found on her which she had no fight to carry. She left Halifax in such a hurry that she was tired on from the forts , but got away all right , making the run to Cape Sable , sixty miles , in three hours. ] At sea Admiral Higgins order- > , d her course southward , and the forty- five ! sailors on board mutinied , and here was a light for the ship , the ofii- ers winning. Off Martha's Vineyard , he ship was met by several small ves sels carrying arms and men , and these . ivere taken on board , and the Hornet ' ecame a fully equipped vessel of war , laving twenty-six officers , : SOO men , ind nine guns , one 100-pound bow baser , two sixty-pounders , four thirty- wunders , and two twenty-four-pound- TS. Once at sea with this equipment. Jolonel Ingraham , who had been in omuiand l of her since her purchase timed her over to Admiral Higgins , he officers received their commissions. 'olonel Ingraham becoming comuiand- int of marines , her name was changed o the Cuba , and Colonel Ingraham. vith his own hands , raised the Cuban lag over her. being the first Cuban lag ever to go up over an armed deck f a Cuban vessel , and. by the way. here has not yet been another one. "Not long after this , a month or so. * he Cuba was caught in a hurricane * ' ml had to put in at Wilmington. N. C. . or coal. She had hard coal , which amid not make steam , and soft was eeessary. The Spanisli mail steamer. l' rith . OOTi.OOO in treasure and 200 panish officer from Cuba , had got way from her onthis account , and liis : was worse than a hurricane. She as suspected by the authorities at < Wilmington , and. though every effort as made to get away before she could e searched , it was impossible , as her ngines had been uncoupled for re- airs , and she was captured. Admiral iggins surrendered her to Colonel 'rank of the United States army , but fused to pull down his tlag until he ad been tried and the ship was finally ufiscated. The trial lasted a month nd resulted in the acquittal of Ilig- ins and Ingraham ; the other officers ere sent to Washington under bond , [ nd released later , and the men were tiid off and discharged. The Cuba , owever , was held and sent to New ork. under command of Captain Maf- 0 ) , formerly of the famous Confeder- U > privateer Florida , and she , was itcr taken to Baltimore , where she as left to rot. I understand she is ing in the mud down there now. and she is , the Cubans ought to resur- ct her and take her home. Colonel igraham is now living in New York ity. " Chicago Inter Ocean. r , AN INTERNATIONAL TOWN. on the Mexican Border How - the .Liovt * Are Knfnrced. It would be incorrect to date a letter mil cither Nogales , Arise. , or Nogales. exicu , alone , for the town belongs so : lOiOUghly and completely to both that > 'ithtT half is a town at all. It is the dtl and intorna- tl ost completely curiously - Mial place that can be conceived o' . Here is no separation of the two parts d ; sible as you look down on the town om the hills , and the life and the or- it. nary traffic of the place llosv back and rth with no one. apparently , to say tl em nay. However , it must not be lew ipposed that there is free trade across w e thoroughfare , which on one side is lieu International street and on the tl her the Calle International. In the middle of the street , where the st ille Elias. or main business street , hi osses th * li f rnutional avenue , stands stone otu'l'/A about twelve feet high , d in thp if'xitly of this are always or two guards in civilian dress , why y no attention , .to empty-handed IK sscrs-by , but will , stop1 any carriage c < or any person who offers to cross with a burden tl at might contaJn dutiable material. Occasionally , on the Mexican side , one sees a Mexican soldier iu uni form , but the cuartel near by Is too small to hold more than a small detach ment , and neither soldiers nor uniform ed customs guards are ever in evidence along the l > order. The Americans live apart from one another in individual houses of all grades , most of which are very neat , and some of which are quite fine and must have been costly. Their streets run up the sides of the mountain glen In which the town is situated. They have , of course , one large and fine pub lic school building and one or two smaller ones ; churches they seem to have little use for. In among their houses are the adobe cabins of the Mex icans , who are their hewers of wood and drawers of water ( these terms be ing literally correct here , for the fuel of the country is knotted and gnarled wood brought from the hills on don- ekys' backs , and the town water won't run up to the higher elevations ) . The air , either with the scent of the- burning wood or without it , says the New York Post , is delicious and exhil arating. The sunlight gilds the Santa Rita peaks , the outpost of Arizona fac-1 ing toward Mexico. The climate of this ! season is perfection itself ; the nights j' and mornings cool almost cold , yet j without any chill at all the day from 10 o'clock on till sunset hot in the sun. yet cool enough indoors and conducive to siestas. The place seems to have exactly theclimate for a winter and spring resort. SECRET OF OLD ST. PAUL'S. Mystery of a Man and Woman Who Meet Daily in the Churchyard. A man about 45 years old. silk hatted , frock coaled and shod in patent loath- i r , goes into the old churchyard at St. ' [ Paul's at noon every day. He passes through the Broadway gateway , walks ' iround the path on the north of the n : church and with eyes fixed on the clock " waits for the hands to point to half past VI. Then he crosses his hands and walks down the path on the Ful ton street side of the church. Then a woman appears ou the scene. t She wears black silk and a dainty hat. 0 b She passes around to the rear of the churchyard , takes out her purse and . leaning upon the gray stone of the Ben jamin Haight vault , takes money from her purse. This appears to be a signal for the man to turn and go back along the walk. As he goes along the walk the woman starts from the rear of the churchyard. As they pass each other .she slips a coin or a bill into his hand. . ; Not a word is spoken by either. Not a smile wrinkles the face of either. In fact , if their countenances depict any thing they depict scorn. The woman , who is about 30 years old , has large black eyes , which have no more ' * warmth in them than has the wind iu winter. She stares coldly , gloomily , at the man as he passes. As to the man , hatetul to nini is the coin or note she passes to him at least that is the way . the crowd on Broadway figures" it out. Bustling Broadway stops here daily f" , [ to see the couple meet in the church- . yard. Messengers , bank clerks , brokers and typewriting girls stop and peer be Ill tween the rails of the iron fence. They th have lonir noticed this financial trans- . iiction ' in the graveyard , for the strange th couple have appeared there daily for many months. if Typewriting girls , anxious to get a glimpse of the woman's face , go into sn the churchyard with novels and sit reading ' , while they wait for the faV \V strangers to arrive. t-o When the couple go away Broadway toMI MI moves on its way too , speculating on the secret that these two persons pos- ess. New York Sun. Columbia's -Little Sister. ha Miss Columbia has a little sister now th Who looks as if inclined to he afraid ; I'he curls are dark that hang about Iier i-a brow , And thiI ord Jias heard a prayer that she has made. . I'liore are hollows iu her sunburned lit tle cheeks. iit iitn She i < ragged and her little feet are n hare. h int there's music iu her soft tones I she sponks. ca Ami when she smiles her little face is no fair. . , .0 ] h , little Cului. cease to he afraid. The road o'er which you've come is roi roujrh and steep. Ml Sut a fair way lies before yon. little 1C ; 1C01 in .lid. -01 Where Hovvers bloom and happy foun tains leap. . little hand is on Columbia's .nrm. A little maid looks anxiously ahead : -et him be\vare who seeks to do her I harm. I'o And ( Jud protect the Leader and tha l.f Led. -S. E. Kiser. in Chii-ajro UecordHcrald.lin A * Drug Store Story. ! IU The present rate war which is raging to mong the local druggists recalls tin- ld story of the man who rushed into a till Irug store late one night and inquired am he price of a certain patent medicine. "One dollar a bottle , " replied the uli irujjgist. \\-s "But I haven't a dollar. " replied the kin uan , "and my wife is very sick. " All "It will cost you a dollar , " insisted he drnir ist , but without further par- ari y the customer , made desperate by his Vfl rife's plight , snatched the bottle , and o utting down a dime on the counter 1 nrned and ran out of the &tcre. Following hi m as far as the door , the .ru tory goes , the druggist 1 'vlcd after in. , triumphantly : .1:1 : " * " r.iind I've njat'.e Jprr.ilrei "e\or : H ] . -ai n ci-ni on . " Syracuse HeraiA .11:1 you roast peopl * 1 their face , or Ml ehind their backs ? The last trick is nwardly ; the other foolish. .j NO NICKEL , NO CALL. DISADVANTAGE OF ONE PARTY LINE TELEPHONE. Sed Tape Took Up Valuable Time When There Were JVirulars In the House and the Owner Wanted Con nection with Police Headquarters. There is one man in Washington who is the sworn foe of the telephone com pany. He declares that while it is true , that corporations have no souls , and he is. therefore , barred from invoking perdition on the head of the company , he would cheerfully consign the di- rpctors and stockholders of.the con- vrn to the uttermost limbo of the inferno. He has not yet cooled down Mifficiently to tell the reason for his H-ud in coherent fashion , but from jther sources equally as authentic the ause of the trouble is learned. Mr. Subscriber has a telephone in iiis house. It is one of these three-or- lour-on-the-15ne affairs , and you have to drop a nickel in the slot to get ction. Central is always particular iiout the nickel. One night last week tlrs. Subscriber , who is a light sleeper , [ ' .card a noise in the house. It was ne of those stealthy , creepy , noise less noises that suggest missing silver , btolen watches , and sometimes mur der. She is a courageous woman , and he made certain that her ears did not deceive her. Then she screamed. Mr. Subscriber woke with a start , but was still a bit foggy. Another scream. "What's the matter ? " asked the mas ter of the house. "Burglars ! Don't you hear them ? Murder ! Help ! Burglars ! Police ! " Mr. Subscriber leaped up and ran to he door of the room. He saw a man bustling down the stairs. He ran back mid proceeded to put on his trousers. I'lien he hunted for a match , but his natch box was empty and he could not find one until he had ransacked icarly every room on the upper lloor , aid finally located one in the bath room. He lit the gas and looked at his vatch and found that it was half-past J. He ran to the telephone , and told ileepy Central that there were bur glars in the house , and he wanted po- ice headquarters in order that the dnecoats might be warned in time to apture the marauders. Wouldn't Cen- ral please hurry ? "Put in your nickel , " said Central. ' 'I haven't a bit of change , not a hing less than a dollar bill. Charge ne up witli a nickel a dollar ten dol- irs. Do anything , but just give me iolice headquarters. " "Well , I'm sorry , " said Central in a iianner both deliberate and sympa- hetic , "but you will have to put a ickel in the slot before I can give ou headquarters. That's the rule , you now. " "But don't you see how it is , " plead- il Mr. Subscriber. "Burglars in the ouse. I saw 'em. Police ! Help ! I ay , charge me up with anything. I've ot all kinds of money except nickels , urry up , do. The women in the ouse are nearly frantic. " ? This appeal was not without Its in- uence o Central , who said : "I'll call le chief operator. " After what seein- n an endless time a voice came over ii iitl le "phone : tl "This is the chief operator. What is tlh tld V h Mr. Subscriber stated his case again , t lying that he could hear the spoons n ittling downstairs and the house oulu ( be looted before the police ti uld leave the station. The chief le leo u > rator listened attentively at least o > ic didn't interrupt. Then she asked veetly : K "Well , you know we can't let you ei ein ive the number unless you put in n le nickel except in case of an emer- c < ncy call. Now , is this an emergencv it itp ill ? " p > "My God. woman , " said Mr. Sub- Tiber. "Two o'clock in the morning burglars spoons stolen saw 'em V yself. burglars I mean folks faint- ll llei g no nickel. Of course , this is an ei ein licrgency call. " This last he fairly n irieked. q He got headquarters and the police tl tlti une out iu a few minutes , but found ti burglars , although they made the li lih iinforting assurance that there had h : idoubtcdly been some there. This ei nimcnt. however , failed to appease tl : r. Subscriber , who now swears that will get even with the telephone inpany. MAKERS OF TOMAHAWKS. K [ pe [ French and Spanish Made bi the Metal Indian Weapons. b : Before the discovery of America by ev ilumbiis the Indians used as weapons th war stone axes , or celts , such as one to ids occasionally in opening mounds , toA 1 owing fields or digging foundations , fr e general form of which is familiar pt almost every one. With the arrival fa I he whites the Indians discarded fawi cse clumsy weapons of the stone age d began using tomahawks of iron or bi : el. which they obtained from the lit liiie traders , and which , after the th nils of the Indians came to be better thPi town , were manufactured for the Piw ] nericiin trade in various parts of Eu- Ct pe. With the improvement in fire- " 'I ins the Indians came in tiuu to have hi : ry little use even for the tomahawk , AJ that none were made after 17. 4. hus it happens that these metal inahawks are of more value and eater interest than the earlier stone 1 es. or celts , by reason of the fact 1A ii the latter are fairly common and crji be found In almost any mound , f icreas the tomahawks of European gel inufacture are to-day exceedingly ] re and also because there are three hi : Ifereut varieties of the hitter , show- de in their "design and generalwork - ' in nmnshlp the trend of European grt and metal-working skill. The first Is called the English toma hawk , for the reason that It was the kind made by the English , and traded by them to the tribes with whom they came in contact in their settlement of the new world. The English-made tomahawk is patterned after the old English ax. The fore part of the tom ahawk runs in a perfectly straight Una from the "pipe" or "hammer , " down to the edge of the blade , while the reap part of the blade curves upwardand inward toward the handle. The French style of tomahawk is altogether differ ent. The "pipe" is the same as in the English ( for that matter , all toma hawks are. in this respect , alike ) , but the blade was shaped exactly like an , ace of diamonds , forming a sort of double triangle that caused the wcapoq to look like a spear-head set in the side , rather than in the end , of tha handle or shaft. This idea the French ; took from the pike , a weapon very common and popular in the French ai > mips of that period. Tlie tomahawk which the Spanish ; traders sold to their Indian customers , and which was manufactured in the steel foundries of Toledo , differed very much from the other and is the rarest of the three. The Spanish toniahawl was an exact copj * . only on a smaller scale , of the old halberds , which wer exceedingly popular during the cru sades , and had reached a high state of perfection in Spain. As a general thing , says the Wash- ington Post , one would be most apt to find the English type of tomahawk/ ' among the Iroquois , Delawares , Smiw A. uees , Cherokees , Creeks , Choctawg and other tribes that lived within thQ Anglo-Saxon sphere of settlement ; tha French style among the Ojibwas , Chip , pewas , Ottawas , Sioux , NePerees , Flatheads and Crees , with whom they dealt and came in contact before any other whites , while the Spanish typa would be most apt to occur among tl/a Semluoles , Kiowas , Zuuis am ? Apaches. WHY WOMEN LIKE FICTION. Reared ina Romantic Atmosphere an < Kead for Love of a Story. Do women find in fiction the roman * tic element they crave , and perhaps do not find In sufficient quantity ip lifeV How otherwise are we to ac * count for their devotion to novels , without which the story-writer would fare but ill upon the slim diet of an- unfilled purse , and the publisher share the disaster ? If Mr. Carnegie should be able to keep out of libraries , as he suggested , all fiction under three yearn old , it might safely be said that the women would be against him whicb > means that the thing could not be done. Women like new fiction ; they want the book that is "just out. " If it is a historical novel , they feel that they ire gathering information , heaveo bless them ! If it is a romance , pure and sim ple , they forget over its pages the do mestic trials of the morning or the af ternoon. It does them no more harm- than has l > eeu done for countless geu- rations. For Avomen are nourished ipon fiction from the days of the ! jirth. Our girls are reared in an nosphere rarefied and cleared from all mpurities. The world is shown thenr hrough a rosetinctured glass. "Here , lea rest , is a city , a wonderful city of nippy homes , of beautiful art , of heav nly aspiration. And those these are" neu , noble , high-minded beings who vill always guide and teach and pro- ect you. These other are women , ovelier than everything else. " And so- n. Fiction without discrimination is fed. o the girl who looks with heaven-giv- n trust into the eyes of her well- neaniug teachers. And when she be- omes a woman , the habit has sent ts roots * into her soul , and lie she hap- y ; or pensive , she reads fiction. With men it is different. They do. lot expect from life what women do. Vlu'ii they read novels it is to forget he rigors of business , to enter delib- rately a region which they know does lot exist. But women can seldom liiite believe that it does not exist. To hem life is romance. If it does not urn out well , so much the worse foe ife. and they turn.to books , where the appy ending is fairly sure to be count- il upon. In women's love for fiction here is something more than is s ytr- cially apparent. Harper's Wcok'Ty. Protestant Kittens. Pressed for a little ready money & . erry "bhoy" took it into his head that rliaps a Protestant clergyman would uy from him a couple of kittens. The argaiu , however , could not be struck , ven with an indorsement from Conn nit "they were sound Protestant kit- us. " awl he returned to his cabin , bout a week later , and things gone om bad to worse , it struck Conn that 1't-haps the parish priest might take a incy to the kittens , and off he set ith them , one under each arm. for the resbytery. "Och , your riverenee , da uy them. Sure , they are good Catho- kittens , anyhow. " "But you said ic other day , that they were < oun l rotestant kittensreplied the father , ho had heard In conversation about oiiii's offer to the other clergyman. 1'hrue , father dear , and so they weiv , it their eyes weren't opened then.1 Hd the kittens were sold. Proof on Tap. Clara Was it a case of love on her irt , do you think ? Maude It certainly was. "Why , she ive up a position paying a salary of > a week to marry him and he Is o.nly sttiug $10. > - It is a good plan for a man to leave- s widow some life insurance , in or- r that Hope Maj' Take Koot Again , " * ' " " " her heart" _ _