Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, April 24, 1902, Image 7

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    THE SET $1.
Consisting of CUTICURA SOAP
to cleanse the skin of crusts and
scales , and soften the thickened
cuticle ; CUTICURA OINTMENT
to instantly allay itching , irrita
tion , and inflammation , and
soothe and heal ; and CUTICURA
RESOLVENT PILLS , to cool and
cleanse the blood , and expel
humour germs. A SINGLE SET
is often sufficient to cure the
most torturing , disfiguring skin ,
scalp , and blood humours , ecze
mas , rashes , itchings , and irrita
tions , with loss of hair , when
the best physicians , and all
other remedies fail.
MILLIONS USE CUTIGURA
Assisted by CDTICUKA OINTMENT , for preserving , purifying , and beautify
ing the skin , for cleansing the scalp of crusts , scales , and dandruff , and the
Stopping of falling hair , for softening , whitening , and soothing red , rough ,
cnil sore hands , for baby rashes , itchings , and chaflngs , and for all the
purposes of the toilet , bath , and nursery. Millions of Women use CUTICURA
6OAP in the form of baths for annoying irritations , inflammations , and ex
coriations , for too free or offensive perspiration , in the form of washes for
olcerative weaknesses , and for many sanative , antiseptic purposes which
readily suggest themselves to women and mothers. No other medicated
tfoap Is to be compared with CUTICURA for preserving , purifying , and
Beautifying the skin , scalp , hair , and hands. No other foreign or domestic
Cctfetsoap , however expensive , is to be compared with It for all th purposes
of the toilet , bath , and nursery. Thus it combines in ONE SOAP at ONB
FraCE , the BEST skin and complexion soap , and the BKST toilet and baby
ocp in the world.
COMPLETE EXTERNAL AND INTERNAL TREATMENT FOR EVERY HUMOUR.
Consisting of Ctrrictnu. 3or (2Sc ) , to cleans * the skin of crust * aad
( pticura scales , aud soften the thickened cuticle ; CtmcURA OiXTJfMT ( Me. ) ,
to instantly allay itching , Inflammation , and irritation , and sooth *
and heal ; and COTICUEX HEBOLTHVT PILLS (25c. ( ) , toooi a d cleans *
THE SET Si. the blood. A 8r\ai.E SIT is of ten sufficient to core th - tuort tnrturlof ,
, Itching , burning , and eay ! ikln , ealp , no.i blood bunioura ,
< raib , ttcbitigi , "d Irritation * , wltb ! o t of hair , when all el fails , s'ohi throughout th i
world. Britiih Depot : 27-28 , Charterhouse 8q. , London. French Depot : o Ktie do la I'aix ,
Parii. POTTBB DBO AKP Cnu. Coup. , tfol Prop * . , Botioa. U. 3. A. A U about the Skin , "
CtrriCOBA RMOtrKHT PrLLS ( Chocolate Coated ) are a . * \r , ItuteleM , odourlsts. economical
nbultuu > for the celebrated liquid CCTICUBX RESOI.VP.NT. wrl ! * for all other blood purifion
ad batBonr cure * . Each pill it equiralent to onn tr a ] oiiiul of liquid KKVOLVKNT. Put up la
erew-cnp pocket Tlal . containing the arn * nnmbr of dow HI H Sic. bottlo of liquid U -
OZ.TBNT. price 25c. CUTICCBA PiLL arc alu-ratlvo. Antiseptic , tonic , and directive , and beyond
urtion the purest , rtreeteit , tnont euccMxfiil and economical blood and akin purifiers , bamoor
cam , nod tonic-digestives yet compounded.
Why He "Wept.
The extensive authority of pan'nts
nder the Chinese laws is well
known. A Chinaman of forty years ,
whose aged mother flogged him
everyday , shed tears in the company
of one of bis friends.
* Why do you weep ? " he was asked.
"Alas ! things are not as they used
to be , " answered the devoted son.
'The poor woman's arms grow
feebler every day ! Sporting Times.
Sold by C3 Donclns Storenad tlwbcstshon dtsietc
cT 7 b re. I'AIJTIOJCI Tho genuuie hare Vf. I. .
' * uame and price stamped on btttout.
ffotiet increase otaltt in taiU lulou :
J809 = t 7 48.108 P tr .
1800 = 1,259,754 Pairs *
1901 = 1,566,720 Pairs ,
More Than Doubted in Four Years.
IV. l Uouxli" ) "takes xnd sells more men' * ? 3.no n
fein * tiors t ban any other two insnTn In th ? world
W. ! . DOUK'.M JF-1.00 nnd'SS. 0 shoes placed * 2tle t > y
* Me wtth $ .t > an > l ps.no sLoci of other Kafc * * , are
fuitiit to IT Jtmt r. good. They will odwear two
; ctrj of onluary fcJ.oo an J3.EO shoes.
Mude of ttie bett leather * , including Patent
C--i > na Kid , Corona Celt , end National Kangaroo.
r rt C1r Kr ltt * nd Alwirf
W.I.DeogU. fti.00 "Ollt K < Jr tt " m .t W cculM
Shoe * by mall 85o. xtr . C t MW R e.
W. ft. Doagliu. llroektoa. M
prsos : CURE FOR
. UUR S WHtRE ALL ELSE FAILS. ,
I Bast Congh Syrnp. TastcaOood. U eJ
in ttmo. Bold by drngglste.
CONSUMPTION
. i.U-NO. 7t6 17 YORK , NEB.
Integrity Baffles Duplicity
Nothing more completely bafflrs
one who is full of trick and duplicity
than straightforward and simple in
tegrity in another.
Suy Crocker Will Return.
It has been declared over and ovei
that Ricbrad' , Croker hjis expatriat
ed himself for good , but officials of
the iSTew York Democratic Club sa > s
that the boss will
ex-Tammnay re
turn in September and will take a
hand in the fall campaign as usual.
"C" With a Tail.
The "C" with a tail is the trade
mark of Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
Look for it on the light bine enameled
metal box ! Each tablet stamped
C C. C. Never sold in bulk. Ali
drug ists , ice.
Ely's ten Balm
fillCURE
fillT
Druggists , CO Cta.
A pplr Balm iato * eh nostril.
KL.1T BR08.56 W = n StJf.T. .
E e , Durability. Simplicity
wltfc
G&Jfmt
Accidents arc rare , pleasure u increased by
their superior elasticity , and you can mend
thtm ttrftfc your hand * no tools required.
Our automobile tires are just as safe , satis
factory and reliable.
a * J T1RB COMPANY. la taaap lto , la * .
One of the briefest naval dispatches
ever penned was Captain Walton's
message to his chief , Admiral Byng ,
after the defeat of the Spanish fleet
off Cape Pessaro in 1718 , and it ran
thus : "Sir I have taken and burnt as
per margin , going for Syracuse , and
am , sir , your obedient servant J. Wal
ton. "
Jacob A. Rlis tells of an Irish team
ster who went to the priest in a fright ;
he had seen a ghost on the church wall
as he passed it in the night. "And
what was it like ? " asked the priest.
"It was like nothing so much as a big
ass , " said Patrick , wild-eyed. "Go
home , Pat ! and be easy , " replied the
priest , soothingly ; "you've only seen
your own shadow. "
Thomas Bailey Aldrich once received
a pathetic letter in a feminine hand
announcing the death of a little daugh
ter , and asking if he would not send
in his own handwriting a verse or
two from "Babie Bell" to assuage the
grief of the household. Aldrich sent
the whole poem , and not long after
saw it displayed in the shop of an au
tograph dealer , with a good , round
price attached thereto.
Little Prince Edward of Wales , son
of England's heir-apparent , said , the
other day , to a lady who was visiting
the royal children in their nursery :
"Do you think that great-grandmam
ma is quite happy in heaven ? " "Yes ,
dear , " replied the lady : "don't you
think so ? " "Well , I am not quite
sure , " answered he ; "you see , she will
ha.e to walk behind the angels there ,
and here she always walked in front. "
On one occasion a great public din
ner was given to Isaac Hull by the
town of Boston , and he was asked to
sit for his picture to Gilbert Stuart ,
the celebrated artist , who was a great
braggart. When Hull visited his stu
dio , Stuart took great delight in en
tertaining him with anecdotes of his
English success , stories of the Mar
quis of This , and the Baroness of
That , which showed how elegant was
the society to which he had been ac
customed. Unfortunately , In the midst
of this grandeur , Mrs. Stuart , who did
not know that there was a sitter , came
in with her apron on and her head tied
up with some handkerchief , from the
kitchen , and cried out : "Did you mean
to have that leg of mutton boiled or
roasted ? " To which Stuart replied ,
with great presence of mind : "Ask
your mistress. "
Captain Richard Phillips Leary , U.
S. N. , who passed away not long ago ,
issued a number of proclamations
shortly after he was made first gover
nor of Guam , which contributed ma
terially to the gayety of nations. Per
haps his most famous order was on
the subject of matrimony , upon which
subject the natives of Guam did not
seem to have very definite ideas. Cap
tain Leary enlightened them in a gen
eral order , which was as sensible-as It
was direct. The proclamation threat
ened fine and imprisonment for the re
fractory ones , requiring every one to
be married by either church or state ,
and promising marriage licenses free
for six weeks. The order was gener
ally obeyed , and Captain Leary report
ed that "the divorce court and the hy
meneal altar are popular resorts. The
court orders and the merry wedding
bells are constantly and harmoniously
ringing out their decrees. "
Cntchlnc Red-Hot Rivets
It would seem not to be a pleasing
occupation , even if the rivet is caught
in an old nail-keg , yet the feat is con
stantly performed by workmen on the
rapid transit subway in New York. An
old riveter described the operation to
a reporter of the Sun.
Ordinarily , he said , they catch rivets
just as they are doing here , in a rivet-
keg or something of that sort. But
there arc men who catch rivets with a
pair of tongs ; just reach out for them
and nip a red-hot rivet out of the air
with the nipper part of the tongs , the
same as a bird would nip a flying
feather or what not out of the air with
his beak.
You might see rivets caught in this
manner by riveters at work on the
structure of the elevated railroad-
thrown up to them from a forge on the
ground below. This , to be sure , would
not be commonly a very high throw or
a long catch , but it takes skill , never
theless , to catch a rivet with a pair of
tongs even at that distance. You might
see rivets nipper-caught at greater dis
tances than that sometimes by riveters
at work on buildings.
Back Talk.
Mr. Spate It's not polite to yawn in
the presence of company the way you
did.
did.Mrs.
Mrs. Spate I know that , but I put
my band up to my mouth and
Mr. Spat7/ That's not sufficient. You
should use something that would com
pletely conceal your mouth. Philadel
phia Press.
Very Similar.
"Have you ever passed through the
'Cave ot the Winds ? ' " asked'the drum
mer of the long-haired'passenger , us
tlie train approached Niagara Falls.
"Nor exactly. " replied the 1. h. p.
sadly. "But 1 married a Pittsburg
widow nearly a year ago. " Chicago
News.
Courtship is apt to make a young
couple BO light-beaded that they can
dispense with gas.
Justice is blind and so is fame ,
judging by some of the selections gb *
makes.
Presidents on Postage Stamp.1 * .
If President McKinley's portrait i
put on one of the postage stamps o
the country , as dispatches fron
Washington have said is likely to b
done in case the post office depart
ment brings out a new issue , his por
trait will be the ninth of a prcsideni
to be used in that way , says th
New York Sun. Ever since Uncli
Saui's post oHiec began makinj.
stamps iu 1847 or thereabouts , thi
fice ; of Washington has appeared 01
one of the stamps in every reugla-
issue , and with a single exceptioi
on a stamp of low value and genera !
use.
Benjamin Franklin's face has * * -
ways adorned postage stamps of lov
value , and has tb'is become familial
to people who send or receive letter-
ever since 1847. Presidents otho
than Washington whose faces hnu
appeared on the stamps are .letter
son , Jackson , Lincoln , GariieUi.
Grant , Madison and Taylor. Of thi
stamps of higher values the 8-ceni
stamp now bears Sherman's picture
the 10-cent Webster's , the I5-ccnl
Clay's , the 30-cent Jefferson's , the
dollar stamp Perry's , the two-dollai
Madison's and the five-dollar Mar
shall's.
Earth n a Conductor.
Kuglish experiments conducted
with what is known as the "Annorl' '
system , are now attracting wide at
tention , and are believed to have
carried telegraphy without artificial
conductc-rs far beyond the invention
of Marconi. By this plan the elec
tric vibrations are sent through the
irround , no poles or receiving points
to gather the current from the air
being needed to make the system
operative. :
* Knithful llorse.
When the duke of Wellington was
fighting ij Spain there were two
horses which had always drawn tht-
same gun , side hy side , in many bat
tles. At last one was killed , and
the other , on having his food
brought as usual , refused to eat , hut
turned his head round to look for his
old friend , and neighed many times
as if to call him. All care was in
vain. There were other horses near
him , but he would not notice them ,
and he soon afterward died , not hav
ing tasted food since his former com
panion was killed.
A Postmaster's Discovery.
Lancaster , N. Y. , April 21. Mr. John
Reruers , postmaster of this village , was
Lftken with Diabetes four years ago.
For two years he doctored with local
physicians as well as several specialists
from Buffalo , but got no better. In
deed he was gradually growing worse.
He stopped taking the doctors' metli-
ine and commenced a treatment of
Dodd's Kidney Pills. He used in all
ibout ten boxes and is as strong and
veil to-day as ever he was.
He attributes his recovery to nothing
mt Dodd's Kidney Pills and says :
"If I could only talk fiveminutes to
very one who has Diabetes I am sure
[ could convince them that they nee'.in't
suffer a moment longer when Dodd's
Kidney Pills are on sale In every drug
store.
"I will cheerfully answer any letters
from sick men or women , as I think
every Diabetes sufferer should be told
of Dodd's Kidney Pills , the remedy
that saved my life. "
The more you flatter some people ,
the more they rise in their own es
timation.
Yon Can Get Allen's Foot-Ease FRI3E.
Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted , Le Roy ,
N. Y.f for a FREE sample of Allen's Foot-
Ease , a powder to shake Into your shoes.
It cures tired , sweating , damp , swollen ,
aching feet. It makes new or ti&ht shoes
( easy. A certain cure for Corns ami Bunions.
All drugglsts and shoe stores Bell It. 25e
literally threw herself
at him. Belle Oh , well , she knew
he was a good catch.
Dyeing is as simple a * washing when
yon use PUTNAM FADELESS DYES.
The largest coral reef in the world
is the Australian Barrier reef ,
wnicb is 1.100 miles in length.
Scnool For Jockeys.
Kentucky turfmen are discussing
the advisability of establishing a
national school for jockeys , modeled
on the same lines as the one operat
ed * > y the Russian government. The
project , to be successful , would have
to include as the czar's school does ,
a "Siberia" for the boys who turn
out "crooked , " and to that end it
might be a good thing.
The Easter lily is in bloom , but
the egg plant is backward
EectricBalm. A eorer tei external remedy that
* 1U cure Exzerra , Tetter , Salt Rheuia and all skin
dib < > aie . 50c and 1-CO bottles. Electric Uem dy Oo.
, O.
Start factory at home ; no erpenss. bior profits. Par
ticulars lOc silTer. J. A West , JTo. 134 E. St. 3. E.
Washington , i ) . c.
JL Xew DiscoTery for beautifying the ? kin. Perfect
ly harrolws. Trial treatment sent upon receipt of ifcc
lj plain case. Aildreas : Kmc. Theobald. So. 6738 IA
Sutl.-St. Chicago , 111.
1 ow to make paint for le per pound.
fcnnnla ; : . opon receipt of 2Sc. Lister Ktatfcer , JJo
3 JIafketst. KtLoLl , Mo.
Agent * he piofresalve. Manufacture your own
yooda . FJve valuable moneytnaMnf ; secrete cent upon
receipt of Me. Cook &Co. Ko. 1311 X. Sarah at. Bt
Louis , Mo.
Baldot-s a crtax. Cantharrla cures baldacea , dan
draff and prer nfc jrray hair , or money refunded.
Price 11.09 , trial treatment lOe. Addre : Caatharln
Mfff. Co. , P. O. Box 3X3 , Bprblifleld. O.
"We pay yon M.W weekly writing lettan for us ere-
nlaga. Stamped envelop * tor particular * . Woloott
Supply Co. , .Newton , K. 1 ,
Agents b * prcrretelrei manufacture yoor own
goods. Five valuable moaey-saklng' secret * sent Trp-
oo receipt of UoAddress i F. K. Cash. Xo. 89 Daiam
at. , Norwich , Conn.
Silver Fl .U-d Sugar 8h U , or handsets * We pfcj.
al < o packet , sure to be of lni rttto ladlaa Eroding Ke
In fllvfr to Madame B. Clay Kosher , if * .
, 111.
ONGRESSWIAN WILBER SAYS' '
[ To the Pe-ru-na Medicine Co. , of Columbus , 0. ]
4Pe = ru = na is All You Claim for It. "
DJ.WILBETZ
Congressman D. F. Wilber , of Oneonta , N. Y. . writes :
The Peruna Medicine Co. , Columbus , O. :
Gentlemen--"Persuxded by a friendhave tried your remedy ami I hare
'Imost fully recovered after the use of a few bottles. I am fully convinced
hat Peruna is all you claim for it , and I cheerfully recommend your mcdlcln *
o all who are afflicted with catarrhal trouble. " DA V1D F. WILBER.
'ertmii a Preventive anil Cure for Colds
Mr. G. P. Given , Sussex , N. B. , Vice-
resident of "The Past-time Boating
Inb , " writes :
"Whenever the cold weather sets in i
lave for years past been very sure to
atch a severe cold which v , as hard to
hrow off , and which would teave after-
ffects on my constitution iie moat of
he winter.
"Last winter I was advised to try
Peruna , and within five days the cold '
\vas broken up and in five days more 1 , 1
was a well man. I recommended it to.
veral of my friends and all speak the |
highest praise for it. There is nothing | r
like Peruna for catarrhal afflictions. It
is well nigh infallible as a cure , and J
gladly endorse it. " C. F. Given.
1
Gave New Iiife and Strength. '
Mr. Edward Laws , Grown Point , Ind. . i i
writes the following :
"I must tell you what a grand hull * i
Peruna has been .to me. For over tAvo
years I suffered with catarrh of the I
lungs and throat , and although I doe- !
tored for it , nothing brought me relief '
until I tried Peruna. One bottle helped
me greatly , and three more effected a
complete curtt , while at the same time it
gave such new life and strength to my
whole body that I feel like a new man
and ten years younger.
"I hope that my testimonial rany in-
A bigamist is a man with more
wives than brains.
Have used Piso's Cure for Consump
tion nearly two years , and find nothing
to compare with it. Mrs. Morjjau , Berke
ley , Cal. , Sept. 2. 1901.
It's the early bird that gets frost
bitten.
Godlike.
Love is the one thing that makes
man Godlike. It is the secret sym
pathy the silver tie that binds life
to life and heart to heart. Love is
given to us that we may fulfill the
law. In the social and spiritual
world it is a code of morals. Rev.
R. B. Hull , Baptist , Boston , Massa-
chusetts.
Atlas was probably the first fellow
to be called a man of the world.
J UST THINK OF iT
Every fanner his ow
landlord , no Incuia-
bruuesnU ban'aecount
increasing year by year ,
Lund Tjilue increasing ,
atocic Increasing , sjilm-
did climate , eic-lleot
schools aud churches , |
low taxation , hl h prices '
lor ca J and grain , ow railway rates , and erery
posgib e comfort. This is the condition of th
farmer in Western Canada , Province of Manitoba |
aud districts of Assiutbola , Saskatchewan and
Alberta. Thousands of Americans are now * ett ! ii
there. Seduced rate * on all railways for home-
seekeri and settlers. New districts are fceins
opened ap thi-year. The new40pace Atlas of '
WegternCanada s nt fre to all applicants. Apply to .
P. Pedley , Supt. of Immigration. Ottawa. Can. , ot 1
to W. Y. Bennett , 801 New York Life Bide. , Oma
ha , Xcb. , Agent for the Gor * rameut of Canada.
An Opportunity is Offered
To a gentleman of Integrity In your section to
represent a lar e Banking and Brokerage flrm
doing business in NEW YORK CITY. To the
right party we will pay B. liberal salary or com-
mifision. Address
T. 8. MEYER & CO. ,
W BROADWAY. NEW YORK CITY
Good Things to Eat
From Libbj's famous hjjrfenie kitchens ,
wton purity preTail * . Ail rasuts os d in
LIBBY'S
Natural Flavor
Food Products
are U. 1. GoT Tnwi ntTB p * i d. Thcwholsaoma-
MM sjid todass of Tsrrartiel * is pnMrvsd in
ite Btvpaxsjttaa lor j ar c aT aiaac . in th * faaadjr
pai K aas. AnpBlroBTo rpsj > tiTBhlrM
! J ut bar * always at hand the essentials
bast nwals. The littla book. "How to
- Taln m oBat , " Ulta all aboot them
n4 In * . Ubb/'s ttlx t ths > Waridp msiltii
WM TnT It S 1SI pMUjl.
t McNUJ. * UMY , OKAOO.
ft others who are similarly
to rry Peruna. " Edward Laws.
A Prominent Smuer Sivt : < i from
of Voice.
Mr. Julian Weisslitx , 17 J Iv'iieca street ,
Buffalo. N. Y. . is - ritiondin ; : secre
tary uC Tin ; SausctTiiijjt. of New York ; la
the leading second . - * of the Sanjjer-
lust. ih * > largest G"nn.ui siii ln society
uf Xt w York , ami : i' \ > the o.tiiMt.
In 1SOJ ) Thi' ' i ; : - ! Ht i-tilebrated it
fiftieth amiivr.- ! / v ilh a large celebra
tion in Now Yrc ! City. The follo-in
: < his tt.-tir/-a y :
"About : vvoi'.rra . aijo I caught A
severe coldvhilt1 I raveling and which
.ettlfil into eutarrh of the bronchial
.uhe > , and ao .i\ected my voice that I
Jn distress. I \ \ as advised to try I'eruna.
and although I had nevRr used a patent
mod'cirt * 1fore 1 , I sent for a hottle.
"SVonls but illy describe my surprise t
tin' that , within a few days I was greatly
j , and within three veeks I wa
. , - recovered. I am never without
it now , aud take an occasional dose whc *
I feel run down. Julian Welsslitz. "
If you do not derive prompt aud satis
factory results from the use of Peruna ,
write at once to Dr. Hartman , givinjp ft
full .statement of your case , and he vrilt
be pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice jrratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President ot
The llnrtman Sanitarium. Columbus. O-
The grass widow sometimes Hods
herself In clover.
GOOD IIOUSKKICKlMUtS
Uue the best. That's why they buf Red Craal
Hull Blue. At leading groc'-ra , 5 cents.
Trolly cars and motor 'bases ara
driving tbc familiar London omni
bus off the streets.
EARLIEST RUSSIAN
Will vou be .short of hay ? If so plant *
"
plenty "of this piodiually prolific millet.
5 to 8 Tons of Itich Hay I'er ACT * .
I riu , 60 lb . 91.UU ; 10V Ib * . * 8.UV Les FrelcM.
Jolin A. Salzer Seed Co. , La ( , rose. Wi . < 9
Noln a Po'Hport to popularity.
Noise is nob usually a passport to
popularity. But the ArchbishopoJ
Cmterbury by flls stentorian voica
won thf * affections nwnv rears nijo of
a Devonshire farmer , who was over
heard to say admiringly , near tr
bciiom of a church where the then
Bfshop of Exeter was preaching1 :
' I du love the beshup , 'cos it
hollers proper. "
Good
foraojiiody !
HAVANA FILLER
' '
'FLORODORA'BANDS ere
of same value as tags from
'STAR : 'HORSE SHOE :
"SPEARHEAD : 'STANDARD NAVZ
'OLD PEACH & HONEY"
and CT * Tobacco. - *