! IHE VALENTINE DEMOCRAT
L M RICK , Pnb labor.
TALENT1NE , NEBRASKA.
There nre some men who * : m stand
prosperity nor adversity.
A theatrical angel is probably so-
wiled because his inonev has wings and
The name of an umbrella doesn't ncc-
. Rsnrily belong to the man who has the
-juubrella.
-Distance of manner does not lend en
to a young man's views of a
girl.
"Upward , ever upward , " Is now Chl-
motto , the skyscraper limit hav-
bcen taken off.
WluU a jolly world this would be If
tie millionaires would shut up and
'their money talk.
Germs of lockjaw have been discov
ered at the national capital. They have
very remiss in their business.
Almost any one can have the cour
of his convictions when he Is sure
tie won't lose anything by It.
professor says people may
Mm to be 150 years old. Of course
ay , but very few of them do.
A man has been sent to jail for five
aomths for stealing an umbrella. Jus
tice saast have been peeping that tin ; ? .
could be used to better ad-
by most people were it not for
the Difficulty In penetrating their dis-
* f these fellows who kill their wives
ad then commit suicide would only
the order it would be more
kind of railroad merger is that
which two moving trains try to pass
the same track hi the center of a
tunneL
JL rich Chicago man put $6,800 into a
erar. Most people would prefer a safe
ty deposit box , but there is no account-
fac millionaires.
Senator Hoar gets all the anar-
sent away to some remote island
turn his attention to the peo-
* rho prod with their elbows hi a
biggest beggars in this country
r&tne big universities. The more they
the more they seem to need. A
of millions only satisfies the crav-
moDientarily.
Catching contagion from unclean
Jtaak notes Is again exploited In the
etrspapers , but as usual the great ma-
jerfty do not bother about the conta-
ao that they are able to catch the
Philadelphia Enquirer wants to
"whether a man owns his own
trains ? " That depends. If he is in
ydfitfcs for office and office only , some
* e-e3se owns his brains , as well as his
Jbceeches.
. mathematician has calculated that
streets of heaven occupy 124,198-
OT.000,000,000,000 cubic feet. This
MjrtC comforting to persons who live
In mortal fear that they may be
Jammed up against disagreeable neigh-
fcooi in. that better land.
The upbuilding of the West depends
the occupancy by settlers of ev-
acre of ground capable of Intensive
'CQltfration. No scheme of disposing of
the public lands which shuts out the
Mali settler can promote its develop-
ueat by making the West more popu-
, Gfcand opera will never command the
wide appreciation and It will never
reach the general vogue In this country
that t enjoys abroad until It can be
heard for $1. The big music halls are
t&e first step toward the solution of the
-problem of how to make grand opera
f > ny. It must appeal to the masses. It
ooat be within the reach of persons of
moderate means before it can be sure
< rf unvarying success from a box-office
jnrint of view.
The trouble Is that the majority of
( he citizens nre not practical in their
politics. The so-called practical poli
tician is one that never forgets his self
ish Interests. If all citizens were sim
ilarly attentive to their own interests ,
J which depends on the welfare of the
city , they would be scrupulous in all
the duties of citizenship and on election
day would bear in mind that they are
voting for men who will conduct the
business of the voters.
There will always bo party leader-
Hliip. as thero has always been. Men
of exceptional 'capacity will go to the
frciit by the force of brains , which Is
something very different from the boss
n
ruling by the cohesive power of public
u
plunder. The one appeals to the In
o
telligence and patriotic impulses of the
a
people. The other lives , moves nxid has
his being by liis control of party patron-
ngi' in all its varied forms. The leader
is n natural evolution of our political fa
system. * "TI boss comes from a selfish , fas fab
and de-
ofiice-gotting money-grabbing - b
* * uloi > mcnt as a way of absorbing po
litical powr.
E
.V thin , very hard-working man of e
.Wall street , one of those who make v ,
or $20,000 a rear and struggle Vt
to keep what they have away from the
others , was looking gloomy when a
friend paid to him : "I wish I was aa
much of a millionaire us you are. " Said
the other : "You are dreaming. I am
no millionaire. " But lie soon admitted
that he was a millionaire at least in this
sense , that he possessed that for which
he would not take a million. His
friend said to him : "flow much cash
would you take for that new baby of
yours ? Would you take n million ? "
The reply was. of course : " 'Not a mU-
lion , or a hundred millions , or all tlie
money in the world. " And then fol
lowed the usual sud result of asking a
fond father about his child. "Say ,
have I told you about those two boys ?
1 catch cold in the head all the time
standing on the bridge watching the
trains go through the tunnel. I am not
exaggerating when I say that my older
boy , little as he is. knows more about
engines and railroads than I do and
the youngest keeps me In the Zoological
Garden all day Sunday. He knows all
the animals and can Imitate them all.
I am going to make a naturalist of
him , " etc. , etc. , etc. After about fif
teen miuues of this , allowed to tell a
few remarkable things about bis chil
dren , a few extraordinary plans for
their eduaction and the chance he
meant them to have , he was quite
ready to admit that If he was not a
millionaire , he was a good deal better
off In some ways. The man who wants
money and the power of self-indul
gence Is usually not very patient when
you talk to him of his other blessings.
But as a matter of fact , the actual
money is the least important of all. We
simply strive for it It Is a phase of
modern life. Our existence would b
barren , utterly worthless , but for the
children , worth ten thousand millions
apiece , the friendships that lend color
to life and the true affections thaf
make the years pass quickly.
That Is a gratifying discovery which
President Eliot has made with regard
to the effect of success or failure in
athletic sports on the number of stu
dents enrolled at Harvard. It appears
that this effect , one way or the other ,
Is so small as to be negligible. Har
vard victories do not mean an increase
in attendance. Harvard defeats do not
mean a decrease. Young men seem to
go to Harvard for reasons quite apart
from the strength or the weakness of
last year's crew or team. Here Is a
lesson that certain other colleges might
lay to heart It has been in. many
places a theory Implicitly sanctioned , if
not openly avowed , that athletics must
Te fostered In order to spread the fame
of the university and attract students
to its doors , A good football team has
been held to be one of the necessary
features of a successful Institution of
learning. Hence the efforts of the fac
ulty as well as of the students to get a
good team together. Hence the strug
gle between rival colleges to secure
the services of the best players from
the preparatory schools. Hence the
bringing in of blacksmiths and brake-
men to stay In college till the end of the
football season. Hence the resort to
every kind of questionable method in
the frantic attempt to win. It has been j
winning , not playing , that has been
uppermost In the minds of coaches ,
managers and students. A defeat for
the team has been regarded as a blow
to the college. This exaggerated notion
of the value of athletics has done great
harm. It Is well that students should
take exercise. It Is not so well that
their taking of exercise should develop
Into a vast system of athletic exhibi
tions meant to advertise the college
and leading to ugly features of profes
sionalism. The act of contest between
man and man and between team and
team Is not without Its educational ef
fects. Wbat needs to be eliminated Is
the glorification of athletics at the ex-
lense of other more important elements
In college training. President Eliot has
shown that perhaps colleges are mis
taken In thinking tbat their prowess
with the oar or at the bat has a great
deal to do with their material prosper
ity. At any rate , he has shown that
the two things have no connection at
Harvard. The great work of the uni
versity goes on whether the teaoic win
or not This Is as It should be.
A Task for the Cook.
A good story Is told of a certain man
who had suddenly become rich whose
desire to "show himself off" was only
exceeded by his Ignorance. At dinner
one day one of his guests , a well-known
literary clergyman , said :
"I dined at X's , and he gav us a
capital epigram at dessert. "
The "new rich" was humiliated. Hft
had no epigram. After his guests were
gone he called his cook.
"Didn't I give you carty blanchy for
this dinner ? " he demanded. -
"Yes , sir you did , sir. " replied the
cook.
"And didn't I tell you to have every
thing that anybody had ? "
"Yes , sir-you did. sir. "
"Yes. Well , now it seems that at X's
they have epigrams at dessert , andi
good ones , too , aucl folk miss "em when
they come here. Now , you'll have to
serve up epigrams , and. what's more ,
cook 'em better than any one else ! "
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Charcoal for Turkeys. 1 :
It has been ascertained by experi- t ;
ment that turkeys that get charcoal ! f
mixed with their food get heavier than \ s
others , and their meat is more tender t
and better flavored. 1) )
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Tea Plant in India. >
In India the tea plant is naturally a j ,
tree , but by means of pruning it is kept
small that It seems to be ouly a
bush. >
Only the unexpected interests us. >
History records the race won by Hint >
easy-going tortoise , but soys never a * '
word about the many previous races ° >
won by the bare. '
A liifthijr Machine.
The device shown is just the thing
for the farm that is operated bj one
man with occasional help , as many
farms are run. A platform , of any di
mensions desired. Is built of heavy oak
planks with a hole cut in the middle
in which is inserted a post made of
timber three or four inches square. A
slot is cut in this post to extend nearly
one-half its length , and is an inch and
a half wide. The lever should be made
of timber one and a half inches wide
so as to fit snugly in the slot This lever
is bolted into position. A number of
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LIFTING MACHINE.
holes should be bored through this
lever so that n longer arm may be had
on one side of the post when wanted ;
as a rule the lever works best when it
extends about double the distance on
one side. If the object to be moved is
heavy It may be best to spike the plat
form to the ground , which may be read
ily done by the use of long wooden pegs
driven through boles bored in each cor
ner of the platform. It will be noticed
that two holes are bored In the post ,
below where the lever arm is fastened ,
permitting the operator to lower the
a : in to suit the work he has to do. This
111'ter will be found very handy in mov
ing logs , grain In bags and other heavy
things which must be handled on the
farm.
Growing 8orjhnm for Stock.
The failure of the corn crop last year
will induce farmers to plant more or
less of other/things the coining season.
Alfalfa , millet sorghum and speltz
will all be tried , and in some localities
one or more will be found a most de
sirable addition to crops for stock. The
culture of sorghum Is extending , and
tests have proved that its culture is
not confined to favored sections , but
that It can probably be grown with
success wherever corn can be grown.
The plant is drought-resisting , It yields
heavily and the stalks , If properly
cured , are eaten and relished by all
farm stock. The main trouble experi
enced with sorghum Is in the curing
the 1 crop seems to be as easily raisrnl
as corn , but it is best cured under
cover by setting It In small shocks
along the wall of a shed. It may be
cured In the field , like corn , if put up
In small shocks. Every farmer with
cows or swine should give up an acre
of ground this spring for sorghum. You
may not be able to grow it wrth full
success this year , but will learn its
needs thoroughly , so that the next sea
son it will be a success.
Horae-Made Milk Aerator.
It pays to use some standard device
for aerating and cooling the milk
drawn fresh from the cows. The aera
tioii of warm milk is
very important
when several cows
are milked. For ft
small quantity of
milk in shotgun cans
a home-made device
can be utilized. The
accompanying cut
Illustrates Its con-
MILK AICUATOR. struction and use.
Procure a good hand bellows and havj
i tinsmith solder on a small tin tube.
nrlth a "rose" attachment at the bot-
(
torn , somewhat like that shown at A
n the cut. B represents a brace sol-
lered on to make the attachment more
rigid. A clamp con be attached at C to
fasten to the edge of the cnn , though
: he bellows can be easily operated
tvlthout. It may be necessary to extend
: he tube of the bellows at D. This ar-
angeuieut will work satisfactorily In .
julckly arenting a can of warm inilk j
md can be done while the can is setting
n water to cool down. Hoard's Dairy-
nan.
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Does Sheep-Snistnj ; Pay. a
To this the raiser
question sheep on t
and at n low value will undoubtedly t
, and the man high
mswer yes on price j
and no. It would seem as it' SOUK'i i
hlug was wrong with this state of af-
'aiw. Year by year the raising of
heep in large numbers changes from
Jie high price farm to the one where
and is cheap. It may be true that in
he East where farms are held at
rices more than double tbat asked for
and In sections of the West farmers
aiu not afford to raise sheep , yet why
lot ? In a.ny section where sheep can
e raised without the winter season
f feeding being too long sheep should
e raised with profit regardless of the
and value of the farm , within reason ,
f course. It Is largely n question of "
ntelligent management , just as with
any other croy. Everything seems to
point to a decided change in methods
during the coming years , and the
thoughtful farmer with some knowl
edge of sheep raising Is beginning to
feel that by keeping up the fertility
of his farm he can raise sheep as profit
ably for his market as his distiut com
petitor for his.
The Ideal Farm Home.
Forty years ago this subject would
have meant something quite different
from what it does at present , says In-
, diana Farmer. Then a plain frame
building , vrith plastered walls and a
brick chimney would have seemed a
great advance on the double log cabin ,
with its stick and mud chimney at
either end , the well sweep in the yard ,
chickens roosting In the trees or in
the front yard was not deemed out of
place in early days , and shade trees ,
shrubbery and flower beds were ex
ceptional , If not unknown.
The Ideal farm home as we now re
gard It , must have many ornamental
features and numerous conveniences
that in pioneer days were unthought
of. As to externals our first thought
Is regarding walks and drives. They
should be dry and clean. Mud should
not be tracked into the house , and to
prevent this gravel should be used
freely , not only to make walks to
barnyards and outhouses , but to build
drives from the road in front to the
wagon shed In the roar. A shed or
covered way ought to extend from a
side porch of the house to the drive so
the ladies can enter or depart from the
carriage dry shod. It must have a
telephone connecting with all the
neighborhood and the towns and vil
lages near. It can have a dally mail ,
which it easily can have if the roads
are what they ought to be. It must
have shade trees , vines , shrubbery and
flowers in the blue-grass lawn , and a
small fruit as well as a vegetable gar
den , well stocked with the best varie
ties and well tended , and it should be
convenient to the kitchen , so as to be
most available and useful.
Shield for the Cram per.
J. F. Granger , of Waukesha County ,
Wisconsin , writes Iowa Homestead : "I
enclose a sketch of a cood nlan to k n
a horse that Is an
habitual craraper
from getting his A
tail over the line
and giving trouble.
Buckle two
lengths of light leather from hip strap
arouud the tail above the breeching ,
making it fit easily and loosely over the
tail. From the buckle of the crupper on
each side fasten a perpendicular strap
on each side of the rump. Make
leather network down to the bottom
piece , and one will have a device tha
will let the horse switch his tall and a
the same time will prevent any trouble
coming from getting his tall over the
lines. "
Wheat as Stock Feed.
The Topeka State Journal says that a
miller and grain dealer in McPherson ,
Kan. , says there is less wheat in Mc
Pherson County than for many years
at the same date. The scarcity of corn
and it § high price have led many to
feed it to stock. He claimed to know
of some who bad fed out 5,000 bushels
and one man , who sold 7,000 bushels
last July , had since bought 8,000 bush
els to feed oat , and another had bought
15,000 bushels for the same purposi.
He estimated the amount fed on the
farms in that county at not less than
500 bushels on each farm , and the to
tal as not less than half the crop of
1001. While we think these figures n
may be a little exaggerated , or more
than a little If applied to more than
the one county , we do not find fault if h
they are true. Though In the Eastern
States , we used to think wheat flour
bread a luxury compared to that made
from corameal , or "rye and Indian
meal. If the farmers there cau grow
wheat so that it costs less than corn ,
let them feed it , as It has about the
same nutritive value. Not many years
ago the farmers of Kansas and Ne It
braska were reported as burning their
corn because a ton of it would not buy
a ton of coal , and made a better fire.
Now if a bushel of ground wheat will
fatten as many steers or hogs as a
bushel of cornmeal , and costs less , let
them use It. American Cultivator. ti
tia
Beet Pulp aa Feed.
.Seven thousand sheep and loO steers Ci
are on feed on the beet pulp at the CiU
Fort ] Collins ( Colo. ) sugar refinery. The si
company also sells the pulp at 30 cents
per ton. and the sheep eat between ten '
and fifteen pounds of It each day , Ic
while each steer tucks away from 100
to 150 pounds daily and often bawls
for more. The feeding is largely of II
the experimental order as yet. The IIcl
officials say that they will import some fr
grain in order to finish the animals tl
properly before sending them to mar
ket.
Cost of Keeping a Hen.
There is considerable difference of y , <
opinion as to how much it costs to keep ol
hen. The cost depends upon the hen's olbi
ability to forage. It is a saving and bi
clear gain to convert refuse into eggs o
and mea' The cost of keeping a hen el :
has been variously estimated at from
50 cents to $1.50 a year. It costs more
iu the Northern States than in the
Southern States. It costs more if the
n
hens are confined than if they are al
lowed to run.
A Barn for the Cows. \v
' in barn with
Don't keep cows same >
other stock. Time is money , therefore
Jie barn should be convenient for clean
ing out , for feeding and for getting
cows In and out It should allow an
abundance of sunshine.
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The te * dollar note , known as the
"Buffalo Bill. " has on It the face of a
suicide , Meriwether Lewis. p
HOW THEY DO ABROAD.
En London They Fine Those Who Over-
crowd Street Cura.
Henry Cuthbert. a journalist of Old
Broad street , city , was summoned n
North London court for assuuitiiu
Thomas John Whiting , managing di
rector of T. J. Whiting & Sons. Limit-
ed. of Fiusbury. II. W. UouulkiT
Kance. LL. D. , appeared for the coin-
plainant and G. V. Young defended.
The complainant said that on thoj
morning of the IGtb of November he
was a passenger from Ba.-uet to Broad
street. The train pulled up at Dalston
Junction and as there were already two
passengers in the carriage over the rec
ognized number he ( Mr. Whiting ) re
seuted the attempt of the defendant to
enter. A porter assisted the defendant
and when the carriage door was open
ed the defendant pulled him ( Mr. Whit
ing ) out and himself got in , and in the
struggle his hand was hurt.
Mr. Fordham You protested to the
porter putting more people Into an
overcrowded carriage and still he did
so ?
The Complainant Yes.
Mr. Fordham 1 may lie unreasona
ble , but I know 1 should have protest
ed. It is abominable that passengers
should be so inconvenienced and quite
time that people knew that they tia\e
no right in an already full carriage.
But the company does not appear t
care so long as it can sell its tickets.
Mr. Whiting ( continuing ) said the de
fendant and he traveled in the samt >
carriage to Broad street and when he
got there he wanted to give the latter
into the custody of a .railway police
man.
Mr. Fordham But he did not take
him ?
Mr. Whiting No.
Mr. Fordham-The railway constable
is in a different position from the ordi
nary one. Tlu-y dress him up to Imi
tate the others , but he has no powers.
He is really only a sort of scarecrow.
. ( Laughter. )
The defendant said Mr. Whiting
stepped out of a carriage. He ( defend
ant ) thus saw an opportunity for a
seat and stepped in. A railway porter
was called for the defense. He admit
ted trying to put another passenger in
to an already overcrowded carriage.
His duty was to find seats for the peo
ple.
ple.Mr.
Mr. Fordham said he frequently ex
perienced the inconvenience of this
overcrowding and the matter was
made much worse when the railway
servants willfully contributed to it. He
could not help thinking that the rail
way company was In a measure re
sponsible for this assault. He believed
Mr. Whiting's story of the affair , says
the London Daily Mail , and fined the
defendant 20 shillings and 2 guineas
costs.
A PRETTY FAIR LIAR HIMSELF.
Story that Won the Doctor a Record
as a Prevaricator.
They were seated around the stove
In the village store one cold evening ,
discussing remarkable incidents. The
schoolmaster bad propounded this ques
tion : "If a man tells a lie so often
that he finally comes to believe it him
self , can he be said to lie. if he con
tinues to tell it ? "
All were silent for a few minutes , but
finally the doctor said : " 1 think not
In fact , I can furnish a case where a
man told a falsehood so often that it
finally developed into a truth. "
"How was that ? " asked the teacher.
"Well , " said the doctor , "in the town
where I began practice there was a
man named John Higgins. who was
known to be the greatest liar for miles
around. One of his stories was about
his war experience. Now he had never
been In the army , as every one knew , "
but be used to tell stories of privations ,
hair-breadth escapes , and hard-fought
battles. He had one particular story
which caused much amusement. It
was about being wounded in the shoul
der with a minie bullet , and when he
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had an attack of rheumatism he called
the pain from the old wound , saying 8P
always that the bullet had never been
extracted. He told the story so often P
that he came to believe it firmly , and
went so far as to consult me as to the
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advisability of extracting the ball.
"To humor him 1 made an examina
tion of his shoulder. I found the scar ,
and on feeling the flesh discovered the
presence of some hard substance. To
carry on the joke I made an Incision.
used : a probe , and brought out a bullet
such as he had described. "
"Did you say. " said the storekeoper ,
'that be was the biggest liar in that
locality ? "
"Yes , " replied the doctor.
"He would lose his reputation If you
lived there now. " remarked the mer-
jhant as be. In response to a signal
from the schoolmaster , passed around
the cigars.
Probably Correct.
Inquiring Philosopher To what do
-ou attribute the Increasing number of
ld maids in this section ?
i
Astute Native 1 couldn't quite say ,
ut seems to me as if it might be due p
the inert-asm' number of old bach-'cl '
lors about here. oi
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In Time.
"Flow do you come to be celebrating
rour golden wedding. Binks ? You've
inly been married three years. " I sc ;
"I know. " said Binks , "but my wife'st ' ;
ind I thought we'd better have It now gi
vhen we really need the gold. " Harer
er's Bazar. y <
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Not Her Affair.
Mrs. Pnette Why. Belinda , the piano
ios six weeks' dust on it ! In
Inai
Belinda Well , mum. I ain't to blame , ai
've been here only three weeks. fc
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Woman grows old about as gracefol- 39
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Peculiar to Itself.
! This applies'to St. Jacobs Oil used for
'fif'y f ' years. It contains ingredients that
' unknown to any one but the manu
facturers and their trusted employees , its
are marvellous , as
pain k.lling properties
t-stificd to by the thousands of once cnppled
human beings now made well and free from
' pain by its use. St. Jacobs < > il has a record
of cures greater than all othxr medicines.
J I Its talcs ate larger than those of any other
! proprietary med.tine and ten times greater
ithan | all other embrocations , oils and hm-
t ments combined , simply because it has bee
proved lo be the Lest.
WeaJi and Sickly Children
Who , perhaps , 'have inherited a weak
digestion , continually subject to stomach
troubles , loss of flesh and general weakness ,
can be made healthy and strong by the uss
of Vogeler's Curative Compound. Every
doctor who is at all up to date will fay that
Vogeler's Curative Compound will make thfr
blood pure and rich , bring colour to the
cheeks , and put on flesh A\here health de
mands it. Children who have been weak
and sickly since birth should be treatedwith
small doses of Vogeler's Curative Compound ,
from two to five drops , twice daily , mos *
satisfactory results will follow. It is the best
of all medicines , because it is made from th
formula of a great living physician.
Sampls bottle free on plication to the proprietors ,
St. Jacob * Oil. I " ' " *
Healthy In lr Ml.
"So this is a healthy to\vn ? " inter-
rotated the new arrival.
"Healthy ain't no name for it ,
stranger , " boasted the native.
"Why , we have only three patienW
In the hospital. "
"Who are they ? "
"Why , the doctor , the nndertaket
and the tombstone man. They ar
there for lack of n < urishrnenb. "
Chicago Dsiily News.
Threw His Canes Away. '
Sault Ste. Marie , Mich. , March 24.
Mr. C. L. Smith of 309 Anne street , the
secretary of the Trades Council , ha
written this startling statement for
publication :
I feel It my duty to make public th
facts of my recent Illness and recor-
ery. I was very sick and sore , an I hart
to walk with the aid of two canes. U
was a very painful attack , but I don't
know what It was. Some said It waa
Lumbago , and others that it was Sci
atica or Rheumatism.
"I was told to take Dodd's Kidney
Tills , and began a treatment After I
had used one box I could walk wltk
one cane , and after two boxes were
used I could walk without any help , t
kept on and three boxes cured me com
pletely.
"I am now well and happy without
a pain or an ache , and I can very truly
say that Dodd's Kidney Pills are wor
thy of my greatest praise , " , , ,
ij'f * Idea of 1'arentn.
Here Is a little gem clipped t om
small boy's essay on parents : "Par
ents are things which boys have to
look after them. Most girls also have
parents. Parents consist of pas and
mas Pas talk a good deal about
what they are going to do , but most
ly it's the mas that make you mind.ir
More Factories Needed
What the Western towns need Is mor *
manufacturing industries.
Take Unionville , Mo. , for example ,
Ten years ago it was an ordinary couar
try town ; to-day It is the best town is
North Missouri , because in this town 1 *
located the Putnam Fadeless Dye Com
pany' * factory , which annually manufac
tures three million packages of Putnan *
Fadeless Dyes.
This not only gives employment to r
large number of men , women and chil
dren. but it makes the postoffice the beat
paying office in North Missouri. Tin
mail from this firm alone runs from 506
to 7,000 letters per day.
It also largely Increases the express
telegraph , and railroad business , beside *
indirectly benefiting every business i
town.
Couldn't S e Any Cloth * " * .
Ethel's mother told the grocer to >
send Ler a dressed turkey , and when
it arrived the little raiss said : ,
"Mamma , the turkey isn't dressed aft
all ; it's perfectly nude. "
CHANGEJF LIFE.
Some Sensible Adrice to Wo
men by Mrs. E. Sailer.
MRS. PESKHAM : Whom I
passed through what is known as
change of life , ' I had trr o years' suf
fering , sudden heat , and as quick
chills would pass over me ; my appetit *
was variable and I never could tell for
MBS. E. SAILER ,
President German Relief Association.
Los Angeles , Cal.
day at a time how I would feel th
jext day. Five bottles of I > dia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ihanged all that , my days became day *
health , and I have enjoyed every day
iince now six years.
" We have used considerable of your
Vegetable Compound in our charitable
vork , as we find that to restore a poor
nothcr to health so she can support her-
elf and tho % dependent upon her , if
nch there be , is truer charity than to
rive other aid. You have my hearty-
indorsement , for you hare proven
ourself a true friend to suffering- -
nen " MBS. E. SAIMSR. 75GK Hill St. ,
No other person can grfve snch -n
lelpful advico to women who
ire sick as can Mrs. Pinkham ,
or no other has had such great
sxperlence her address is ! Lynn ,
Hass. , and her advice free if
on are sick write her yon
oolish if you don't.
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