Unknown to the Lawyers. Judge , one of the great law yers of the last generation , charged a client a retainer of $1,000 in an impor tance case , relates Victor Smith , but settled the suit before the judge had opened a book or written a line con cerning it His clint called to see if he would not refund part of the money , he lawyer seemed surprised at the sug gestion , "Refund ! " he exclaimed. "Refund , did you say ? My friend , that is a fcind of fund unknown to the legal profession. " A broad platform may be a good place to scatter , on. Clothe * Got Sick And "cannot be ironed into shape again without the introduction of a starch with medicinal properties. Defi ance starch contains the solutionthat bringsall washable goods back to "healthor newness. It makes any wash able arcticle of apparel look likenew. . Any grocer will sell .you a IG-oz. pack age far 10 cents. Use it once and you "will never buy any other. Made by Inagnetic StarchCo. . , OmahaNeb. . 'Cheerfulness is the offspring of em ployment. YEIXOW CLOTHES ARK UNSIGHTLY. Keep them white with Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers sell large S oz. package , 5 cents. A bright man never Avastes much ' time gazing on the gloomy side of life. For frost-bite , chilblains , sore and lame joints , stiffness of muscles , try Wizard Oil. It won't disappoint you. There are times when loquacity tells nothing and silence tellsmuch. . Hall's Catarrh Cure Ls'lakeu internally. Price , 75c. Pawnbrokers prefer customers who have "no redeeming qualities. GREATLY REDUCED RATES via WABASII R. R. SIL.1O Buffalo and Return , Sold S11.1O September X to IS. * I.5.00 Buffalo and Return on $13.00 Sale Dull } ' . 00.85 Cleveland and Return on SO.85 Sale Sept. 8th to 18th. New York City and Return on Sale Daily. The above rates via the Wabash from Chicago. For the G. A. R. encampment lit Cleveland. O. . have your tickets read via the Wabash to Detroit and. thence via the D. & C. Nav. Co. to Cleveland , a beautiful trip across Lake Erie. The Wabash runs on Its own tracks from Kansas City , St. Louis and Chicago to Buffalo. Many special rates will be given during the summer"months. . Stop-overs allowed on all tickets at Niagara Falls. Be sure your tickets read via the WA BASH ROUTE. For rates , folders and other information callon your nearest ticket agent or write Harrv 33. Moores. Genl. Pass Dept. . Omaha. Neb. , or C. S. Crane. G. P. & T. A. . St. Louis. Mo. Delays are most unnecessary when it is we who have to wait. Piso's.Cure is the oest medicine we ever used U : f for all affections of the throat and lungs. O. ENDSLKY , Vanbureu , Ind. , Feb. 10,1900. .Some men , like the backof a clock , are always behind time. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are as asy to use as soap. No muss or f aihires. lOc pei * package. Sold by druggists. A traitor is not he who fails/but he who flees. . \ \ F j TS Permsaenty Cured. Jfo fits or nervonraes att t > wt day' * ue of Dr. Kline's Qreat Nerve Kestorer. Send for FREE 82.OO trial bottle and treatise. 2ttu fi. H. KLIME. Ltd. . 931 Arch St. . 1'iUlattelphf" . Ps. Except life be deepened its widening will beits weakening. IF YOU USE BALL BLUK , Get Red Cross Ball Blue , the best Ball Blue. Large 2 oz. package only 5 cents. Good advice , like kind words , can not die as long as he who gave it lives. Mrs. Wlnslows Soothing Syrup. "for children teettlng , softens the gums , reduces I > r flammatloa. allays pala. cures wind colic , 23calx > ttJe ; Anti-Divorce Prescription. A New York minister says .marriage is not a failure , and that more than 2.500 of the 3,012 couples he has united are happy. His .advice to those who would wed and be happy is largelj- summed up in the following half dozen don'ts : Don't marry when too young. Don't marry until you can support a wife. "Don't marry a girl who can't cook and sew. Don't live in six rooms when three are enough. Don't marry unless you suit each other. Don't come to me for a divorce. PAINT IN THE FALL \ Fall painting is best ; the paint gets well seasoned be fore the hot sun gets busy/ You want your paint to last , and to protect your prop erty. If you use Devoe ready paint , you'll have both. Lasts longer than lead and oil ; costs less. Devoe is a safe name in paint things. Ack your dealer for Devoe ; dbnt be satisfiedvith less. Send for our pam phlet about paint and paintingfree ; ; thing's you oug-ht to know. I ; GOOD-PAENT DEVOE CHICAGO. Buy of the Maker New cata logue ready. Send 2c stamp and wewill mail you one. THE H. D. FOLSOM ARKS CO. , 314 Broadway , NEW YORK. Nature's Priceless Remedy Rheumatism , Neural DR. 0. PHELPS BROWN'S gia , Weak Back , Sprains , Burns , Sores and all Pain. PRECIOUS CnflnlalHTGetltoryour HERBAL OUCulBI drtiKKli't , 25.SOC. irhc does not sell It , send OINTMENT us bis name , and for your trouble , wewill It Cures Through the Pores Send Yo'i a , Trial tddressDr.O.P.Brown.88 B'\vay , ANOTHER AMERICAN DUCHESS. Fosalbllltie * of SacceMhm to the Xtacftl Title of Newcastle. Although the echoes of the sensa tional episode of ex-Lieutenant Put nam Bradlee Strong and. Lady Francis Hope , better known as May Yohe , have died away since the couple left San Francsco | for Japan , there is much , curiosity felt at Newport as to what action , if any , Lord Francis Hope will take against his wife , and whether the Duke of Newcastle , who is unalterably opposed to divorce , will permit his brother to sue for divorce. As the duke holds the pursestrings , and Lord Francis has not a penny of his own , the former will naturally have every thing to say on the subject Added to this curiosity tis a deal of speculation as to the chances of May Yohe's esca pade giving English societyt another American duchess. The chances of the Hon. Mrs. 'Charles Stapleton Pelham- Ciinton , wlro nvas Miss Lizzie di Zerega of New York , becoming the duchess of Newcastle "would seem to le rather re- , mote , -experience lias proved that heirs to English titles much further re moved thanis Mrs. Pelham-Clintou' ' have reached them. Briefly summar-1 ized , Mrs. Pelham-CTinton's chances of becoming the duchess of Newcastle de pend .ipon Lord "Francis Hope's di vorcing his present nvife , not marrying again , or if he marries again , not hav ing any children by his second mar riage. The present duke has no" heir , and is not likely to have any. Lord Francis Hope is similarly situated as regards his present wife. The duke dom , heirs failing to the present duke and Lord Francis , will pass , if he sur vives the duke and Lord Francis , to the Hon. Charles Stapleton Pelham- Clinton. their first cousin. Mr. and Mrs. Pelfiam-Clinton have no children , have been married fifteen'years , and are not likely to have any ; so that , if they by chance should become the Duke and Duchess o Newcastle , the dukedom would pass in time to Mr. Charles Pelham-Clinton's youngest brother , who is unmarried. It would be a coincidence of the next Duchess of Newcastle would be an American , a compatriot of the Duchesses of Man chester and Marlborough. The Hon Charles Pelham-Clinton is well known in New York , where he lived : for nearly ten years , and where be married. He is an exceedingly tall , slightly built swarthy and handsome man , and is now about 42 years old. " During bis life in New York he was actively en gaged in newspaper work , and was one of the best of the New York racing re porters. New York Times. CHARTREUSE 1IQUEURS. ltlffht of rurvi-yiiiRT Theui Sold 1o fi Syndicate. The Grande Chartreuse , I read , lias sold the right of purveying its famous liquors to a syndicate. Hitherto a lay brother has been at the head of this business. Until comparatively recent times the signature of the Rev. Pere Gamier on the labelwas the guaranty the purchaser required of the authentic ityof the contents of the flask wbich the gastronomer likes to find conve nient at his lbow at the coffee and cigarette stage of his repast Pere Gamier was an extremely shrewd man of business , and more than one law suit "bears evidence of the care with which lie watched over the financial in terests of his societ3 , and the praise worthypromptness he evinced in com ingdown - on the falsifier and the forg er. . "When be died , not many years ago. Tils "place was difficult to fill. Hence , perhaps , the present arrangement. Something of the kind had already been under consideration. I bear the price the Chartreuse asked is put at 80,000,000 francs. There are four va rieties of the liquor , though only two are familiar. There is the Elixir , which was once to be bought on the spot in wood-cased bottles at the equiv alent of Jfour-and-nine. There is the Liquor Verte , in the pint-and-a-half bottle , the local charge for which was three-nnd-eight. and the charge in London , say. four times that flgtire. There is the Liquer Jaune , less potent , which has cost me two-and-six the reg ulation flask , in the Chartreuse lodge. And there is tne Liquer Blanche , oth erwise the "Balm of the Chartreuse , " which used to be locally retailed at the same price as the Liquer Verte. Some fifty plants , seeds and flowers , you are to understand , go to the compilation of these delectable drinks , the cbief being the first shoots of the pine , mountain pink , mint , balm , thyme , angelica and wormwood. There is , in fact , a good deal more absinthe in green Chartreuse than is commonly supposed London Pall Mall Gazette. California's Great 1'rune Crop. In California the prune industry has made phenomenal strides within the past few years. Twenty years ago it is * questionable if there existed a single prune tree in the whole of that state , whereas now California is recognized as the largest producer of prunes in the world. At present about 73,000 acres are given over to the cultivation of prunes , and last year's prune crop amounted to 150,000,000 pounds. Dur ing the harvesting thousands of wom en leave their domestic duties ( taking with them their families ) to engage actively in the sheds of the ranchers , cutting the fruit for drying after the men have collected it from the trees. Three Fruit Trees in One. Theje is a remarkable tree in Lou isiana , Mo. The body ox the tree , with a few"of its branches , is apricot , while other branches thereon are peach , and still others plum. The three different kinds of fruit have been gathered from it tuis year. The official speed for-automobiles in Berlin has been'fixed at 9& miles an hour. TVhitnry'H Fancy The main , staircase in William C. "Whitney's New York residence , Fifth avenue and Sixty-eighth street , is b'f white marble and is carved after a * staircase in the Doge's palace in Ven- ice. Mr. Whitney brought the edsign to this country and the work took six months for completion. The * * Flw. " "We Drink. The American market for champagne varies less than in the case of other foreign wines , though the importation of last year was 200,000 dozens as against 340,000 ten years ago. The figure was exceptionally high ; last year's importations were below the average. The fluctuations which car ried the importations down to 170,000 dozen in 1897 carried them up to 215- 000 dozen two years later. IK Hard on Itrains A. French investigator says the brains of military and naval men give out most quickly. He states that out of every 100,000 men of the military or naval profession 199 are lunatics. Of the so-called liberal professions , artists are the first to succumb to the brain strain , next the lawyers , followed at some distance by doctors , clergy , liter ary men and civil servants. A Happy Boy 'Oldenburg , 111. , Sept 2d : rThe doc tors all failed in the case of little thir teen-year-old Willie Kel } , who suffered with acute Rheumatism. For over three months the poor little fellow suffered excruciating torture. His father , who had done everything he could think of , saw a new Rheumatism Remedy advertised Dodd's Kidney Pills. He bought some , and soon his little son showed signs of improvement. Three boxes cured him completely , and he has not a symptom of Rheumatism left. left.This This miraculous cure of a case which had been given up by the physicians has electrified Madison County , and Dodd's Kidney Pills are a much talked of .medicine. Krupp's < > reat Income. Baron Kfupp , the head of the great gun works , has declared his annual income for the purpose of taxation to be | 5,225,000 21,000,000 marks. There are 80,000 employes of the Krupp works. Of this number 65,000 are artis ans .and 15,000 clerks. PE-RU-NA AVERTS DANGER In That Critical Time When a Girl Becomes . a Woman. MISS BESSIE KELLOG. " " it 1111111111 in Miss Bessie Kellog. President of the Young Woman's Club , of Valley City , North Dakota , writes the following from First street , South , Valley City , North Dakota : "Ever since I matured I suffered with severe monthly pains. The doctor did not seem to understand what the trouble was and the medicine he pre scribed from time to time did not help me. He finally suggested that I have an operation. One of my friends who had been cured of a similar affliction through the use of Peruna , advised me to give it a trial first , and so I used it for three weeks faithfully. My pains dimlshed very soon and within two months I had none at all. "This is six months ago , and during that time I have not had an ache nor pain. I give highest praise to Peruna. Every woman ought to uss it , and I feel sure that it would bring perfect health. " BESSIE KELLOQ. The experience of Miss Bessie Kel log. of North Dakota , ought to be read by every girl in the land. It is a critical period in a woman's life when she ceases to be a girl and becomes a wom an. Very few pass through this period without some trouble. The doctor is The people who are always harping on their troubles will probably never be troubled with harps. called and he generally advises an op eration. Perhaps he will subject the pa tient to a long series of experiments with nervines and tonics. The reason he does not often make a cure is be cause he does not recognize the trouble. In a large majority of the cases ca tarrh of the female organs is the cause. Peruna relieves these cases promptly because it cures the catarrh. Peruna is not a palliative or a sedative or a ner vine or a stimulant It is a specific for catarrh and cures catarrh wherever it may lurk in the system. This girl was lucky enough to find Peruna at last. As she says , the doc tors did not seem to understand what the trouble was and the medicine he prescribed from time to time did not help her. Peruna hit the mark at once and she is now recommending this wonderful remedy to all the other girls in the United States. Thousands of the girls who look-at her beautiful face and read her sincere testimonial , will be led to try Peruna in their times of trouble and critical periods. Peruna will not fail them. Every one of them will be glad and it is to be hoped that their enthusiasm will lead them to do as this girl did proclaim the fact to the world so that others may read it and do likewise. Mrs. Christopher Fliehmann , Amster dam , N. Y. , writes : "I have been sick with catarrh of the stomach and pelvic organs for about five years , and had many a doctor , but none could help me. Some said I would never get over it. One day when I read you almanac I saw those who had been cured by Peruna ; then I thought 1 would try it. I did , and found relier with the'first bottle I took , and after two more bottles I was as well and strong as I was before. " Mrs. Christo pher Fliehmann. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Pe runa , write at once to Dr. Hartraan. giving a full statement of your case und he will be pleased to give you his valuable adyice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman , President of The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus , O. The man with but a single idea always has"an exalted opinion of him self. SHOES . _ _ _ DSIOHJUDE. I forMoreTbanaQiiarterof aCentary The reputation of W. L. Douglas 33.0O and $3.50 shoes for style , comfort and wear has excelled all other makes sold at these prices. This excellent reputation ban been won by merit alone. w. Ii. Donelan hoes have to give better satisfaction than other 93.0O and $3.50 shoes because hi * reputation for the best S3.00 and 93.5O shoes must be maintained. The standard has always been placed so high that the wearer receives more value for his money in the W. I * . Douglas $3.0O and 93.5O shoes than he can get elsewhere. W.Ii. Douglas sells more93.00 and3.K > hoes than any other two manufacturers. W. L Dauglos f4.6O Qllt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price. L , Doug ! * * 93.GO and $3.5O f macfa / thm mmmm high _ _ Imathurc us0d In $0 XJMf $8 mhom * and ar jumt m * * . Sold by the best shoe dealers everywhere. Insist upon hnvinff AV. I > . Douglns ahoea tvlth name and price stamped on bottom. llo\v to Ortlcr by 31nll. It W. f. Donglaa enoea an not told In your to mi , send order direct to factory. . Siloes , . . cent anywhere on receipt of price and ! .i us eta. additional for rarriagf. 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