15he Bondnvaurv A Continue ! Story. By HALL CAINE. CHAPTER VI. ( Continued. ) The coming of Michael Sunlocks startled him out of his tipsy sleep of a quarter of a century and his whole household was put into a wild turmoil. In the midst of it , when he was at hia wit's end to know what to'do for hi * prisoner-guest , a woman , a stranger to Grimsey , carrying a child in her arm . presented herself at his door. She was young and comely , poorly but not meanly clad , and she offered herself to the priest as his servant. Her story was simple , touching and plausible. She had lately lost her husband , an Icelander , though she herself was a p foreigner , as her speech might tell. And hearing at Husavik that the priest of Grimsey was alone old gentleman without kith or kin or belongings , she had bethought herself to come and say that she would he glad to take service from him for the sake , of the home he might offer her. It was Greeba , and simple old Sir Sigfus fell an easy prey to her wo man's wit. He wiped his rheumy eyes while she told her story , and straight way sent her into the kitchen. Only one condition he made with her , and that was that she was to bear herself in his house as Icelandwomen bear themselves in the houses of Iceland masters. No more than that and no less. She was to keep her own apart ments and never allow herself to be seen or heard by a guest that was henceforth to livewith him. That good man was blind and would trouble her but little , for he had seen sorrow , poor soul , and was very silent. Greebn consented to this with all earnestness , for it fell straight in the way of her own designs. But with a true woman's innocent duplicity sho showed modesty and said , "He shall never know that I'm in your house , sir , unless you tell him so yourself. " Thus did Greeba place herself under the same roof with Michael Sunlocks and baffle discovery by the cunning of love. Two purposes were to be served by her artifice. First , she was to be constantly by the side of her husband , to nurse him and tend him , to succor him , and to watch over him.Next , she was to he near him for her own sake , and for love's sake , to win hinv hack to her some day by means more dear than those that hadwon , him for ler at the first. "She had decided not to reveal herself to him in the mean time , for he had lost faith in her af fection. Ho had charged her with marrying him for pride's sake , but he should see that she had married him for himself alone. The heart of Ills love was dead , but day by day , un known , unseen , unheard , she would breathe upon it until the fire in its ashes lived again. Such was the de sign with which Greeba took the-place of a menial in the house where her husband lived as a prisoner , and little did she count the cost of it. . Six months passed , and she kept her promise to the priest to live as an Ice land servant in the house of an Iceland master. She was never seen and nev.er heard , and what personal service was called for was done by the snappish old man servant. But she filled the i old house , once so muggy and dark , v/ith all the cheer and comfort of life. She knew 'that Michael Sunlocks felt the change , for one day she heard him say to the priest as he lifted his blind face and seemed to look around , "One would think that this place must be full of sunshine. " "Why , and so it is , " said the priest , "and that's my good housekeeper's doing. " "I have heard her step , " said Mich ael Sunlocks. "Who is she ? " lit ! "A poor young woman that has lata- ly lost her husband , " said the priest. "Young , you say ? " said Sunlocks. "Why , yes ; young as I go , " said the priest. "Poor soul ! " said Sunlocks. It cost Greeba many a pang not to fling herself at her husband's feet at hearing that'word so sadly spoken. But she remembered her promise and was silent. Not long afterwards she heard Michael Sunlocks ask the priest if he had never thought ofmarriage. . And the priest answered yes , that he was to have married at Reykjavik about the time he was sent to Grimsey , li but the lady had looked shy at his banishment and declined to share it. "So I have never looked at a woman again , " said the priest. "And I daresay you have your ten der thoughts of her , though so oadjy treated , " said Sumocks. "Well , yes , " said the priest ; "yes. " "You were chaplain at Reykjavik , but looking to be priest or dean , and perhaps bishop some day ? " said Sun- locks. "Well , maye so ; such dreams come in one's youth , " said the priest. "And when you were sent to Grim- sey there was nothing before you but a cure of less than a hundred souls ? " said Sunlocks , "That is so , " said the priest. "The old story. " said Sunlocks , and "he drew a deep breath. But deeper far was the breath that Greeba drew , for it seemed to be the last gasp of her heart. A year passed , and never once had Greeba spoken that her husband might Tiear her. But if she did not speak , lu she listened always , and the silence of r her "tongue seemed to make herxears the more keen. Thus she found a way -to meet all his wishes , and before he bad asked he was answered. If the day was cold he found gloves to his hand ; 1 he thought to wash there was water "beside him ; if he wished to write the pen lay near his fingers. Meantime ho never heard more than a light foot fall and the rustle of a dress about "him , but as these sounds awoke pain ful memories he listened and said nothing. The summer had come and gone in -which he could walk out by th < 3 priest's arm. or lie by the hour within sound of a stream , and the winter had fallen in with its short days and long jiights. And once , when the snow laj- ( thick on the ground , Greeba heard hin I say how cheerfully he might cheat time of many a weary hour of days like that If only he had a fiddle to be guile them. At that she remembered that It was not of money that hail placed her where she was , and before the spring of that year a little church organ came from Reykjavik , address ed to the priest , as a present from someone whose name was unknown to him. "Some guardian angel seems to hover around us , " said Michael Sun- locks , "to give us everything that we can wjsh for. " The joy in his blind face brought smiles Into the face of Greeba. but her heart was heavy for all that. To live within hourly sight of love , yet nevor to share it , was to sit at a feast and eat nothing. To hear his voice , yot never to answer It , to see his face , yec never .to touch it with the lips that hungered to kiss it , was an ordeal more terrible than any woman's heart could bear. Should she not speak ? Might she not reveal herself ? Not yec , not yet ! But how long , oh , how long ? In the heat of her impatience she could not quite restrain herself , and though she dare not speak , she sang. Ic was on the Sunday after the organ came , when all'the people at Grimsey were at church , in their strong odor of fish and sea fowl , to hear the strange new music. Michael Sunlocks played ic , and when the people sang Greeba also joined 'them. Her voice was low at first , , but she soon lost herself , and then it rose above the other voices. Suddenly the organ stopped , and she was startled to see the blind face of her husband turning In her direction. Later the same day she heard Sun- locks sayto the priest , "Who was the lady who sang ? " "Why , that was my good housekeep er , " said the priest. "And did you say that'she had lost her husband ? " said Sunlocks. "Yes , poor thing , and she is a for eigner , too , " said the priest. "Did you say a foreigner ? " said Sunlocks. "Yes , and she has a child with her also , " said the priest. "A child ? " said Sunlocks. And then after a pause he added , with more in difference , "Poor girl ! poor girl ! " Hearing this , Greeba fluttered on the verge of discovering herself. ' 'If only I could be sure , " she thought , but she could not , and the more closely for the chance that had so nearly revealed her sha hid herself henceforward in the solitude of an Iceland servant. Two years passed and then Greeha had to share her secret with another. That other was her own child. The little man was nearly three years old by this time , walking a little and talk ing a great deal , and not to be with held by any care from going over every corner of the house. He found Michael Sunlocks sitting alone in his darkness , and the two struck up a fast friend ship. They talked in any fashion and played on the floor for hours. With a wild thrill of the heart , Greeba saw those twain "together , and It cost her all she had of patience and self-com mand not to break in uponthem with a shower of rapturous kisses. But she held back her heart like a dog on the leash and listened , while her eyes rain ed tears and her lips smiled to the words that passed betweenthem. . "And what's your name , my sweet one ? " said Sunlocks in * English. "Michael , " lisped the little man. "So ? And an Englishman , too. That's brave. " "Ot's the name of your 'ittle boy ? " "Ah , I've got none , sweetheart. " "Oh. " "But if I had one perhaps his name would be Michael also. " "Oh. " . The little eyes looked up into the blind face , and the little lips began to fall. Then , by a sudden impulse , the little legs clambered up to the knee of Sunlocks and the little head nestled close against his breast. "I'l be your 'ittle boy. " "So-you shall , my sweet one , and you shall come again and sit with me and sing to me , for I am very lonely some times , and your dear voice will cheer me. " But the little man had forgotten his trouble by this time and scrambled back to the floor. There he sat on his haunches like a frog and cried , "Look ! look ! look ! " as he held up a white pebble in his dumpy hand. "I cannot look , little one , for I am blind. " "Ot's blind ? " "Having eyes that cannot see , sweet heart" "Oh. " "But your eyes can see , and if you- are to be my little boy , my little Mich ael , your eyes shall see for my eyes also , and you shall come to me every day and tell me when the sun is shin ing , and the sky Is blue , and then we will go out together and listen for the birds that will be singing. " "Dat's nice , " said the little fellow , looking down at the pebble in his palm , and just then the priest came into the house out of the snow. "How comes it that this sweet littla man and I have neVer met before ? " said-Sunlocks. "You might live ten years in an Ice land house and never seethe children of Its servants , " said the priest. "I've heard his silvery voice , though , " said Sunlocks. "What Is the color of his eyes ? " "Blue , " said the priest. "Then his hair this long , curly hair it must be of the color of the sun ? " saitl Sunlocks. "Flaxen , " saidthe priest "Run along to your mother , sweet heart , run , " said Sunlocks , and , drop ping back in his seat , he murmured , "How easily he might have been my son , indeed. " Kneeling on both knees , her hot faca turned down and her parted lips quiv ering , Greeba had listened to all this with the old delicious trembling at both sides her heart. And going back to he ? own room , she caught sight of herself in the glass and saw that hes eyes were dancing like diamonds and all her cheeks a rosy red. Life and a gleam of sunshine seemed to have shot into her face in an instant , and while -t , she looked there came over her a creeping thrill of delight , for she knew that she was beautiful. And be cause he loved beauty , whose love was everything to her , she cried for" joy , and picked up her boy , where he stood tugging at her gown , and kissed him rapturously. Thq little man , with proper manly Indifference to such endearments , wriggled back to the ground , and then Greeba remembered , with a flash that fell on her brain like a sword , that her husband was blind now , and all the beauty of the wor' l was nothing to him. Smitten by this thdught , she stood a moment , while the sunshine died out of her eyes and ihe rosy red out of her cheeks. But presently it came to her to as herself if Sun- locks was blind forever , and if noth ing could be done for him. This brought back , with nangs of remorse for such long forgetfulness , the mem ory of some man , an apothecary in Husavik , who had the credit of cur ing many of blindness after accidents In the northern mines where free men worked for wages. So thinking of this apothecary throughout that day and the next , she found at last a crooked way to send money to him. out of the store that still remained to her , and to ask him to come to Grimsey. ( To Be Continued. ) Unappreciated Flowers. The New York Times tells a story about a distinguished gentleman of tbat city who came home from a pub lic dinner the other night and woke ui his wife by exclaiming "Got boo'- ful bouquet for you , darling ; right off the gov'nor's table boo'ful , boo'ful flowers. " "Well , put them in some water on the table and get to bed , dear , " said his sleepy wife. Next morning , when his wife examined her husbands "boo'ful" floral offering she was shocked by the discovery that It was a big bunch of artificial flowers , and they looked very much if they had been rudely snatched from some girl's hat. Society Woman Runs a I anndry. About a year 'ago Mrs. Alfred Scher- merhorn , a society woman of Brook lyn , lost her fortune in speculation , nearly all of her swell friends mani fested such strong disposition to drop her acquaintance that Mrs. Schermer- horn took the initiative by dropping : theirs , and being a woman of sense began to look around for some means of self-support. She hit upon the idea of operating a laundry and opened such an establishment in Southhamp- ton , L. I. , where the faithful among' her former friends are helping to make the "venture a success. Wine at 8"OO a Drop. In the famous cellars of the Hotel de Vllle at Bremen there a dozen cases of holy wine which have been pre served for 250 years. A merchant fig ures out that If the cost of maintain ing ; the cellars , payment of rent , inter est upon the original value of the wine and other incidental charges are con sidered , a bottle of this choice Ma- deria has cost no less than $2,000,000 , . esch glassful $270,000 , and a single drop could not be sold .without loes under $200. A Blow at HU Pride. Two Spaniards who had been absent from Cuba for several years recently sailed up the harbor of Havana and walked through Its renovated streets. "Does it not give you pain , " one trav eler was overheard inquiring , "to see the stars and stripes waving over Mor- ro 'castle ? " "No , " replied the other , looking earnestly at"him. . "What pains me to the quick is tosee that the Americans have in two years done more for this island than the Span iards did in almost 400 years. " Ignorant Sophmorea. The professor of English a I William * college reports that he put test ques tions to forty sophmores of that insti tution to ascertain the extent and character of their reading. He found that ten .could not mention six plays of Shakespeare , that thirty-four could : not tell who Falstaff was , that thirty- five could not name a single poem of Wordsworth's or Browning's and that fourteen could nottell _ who wrote "In Memorlam. " Vermont Used to Bar Circuses. Not until twenty years ago were cir cuses allowed to exhibit in Vermont , .but the circuses used to skirt three sides of the state closely , and it was. most gratifying to the proprietors to see the way in which the men , women and children of the Green mountains used to troop across the border into New York , Massachusetts and New Hampshire to enjoy the feats forbid den them at home. The Torturing Feed Bag. One of the animal tortures of the day is the feed bag that is pulled over a horse's nose , as if it were a muzzle , and supported by a rope or strap over his head , asserts an observing writer. When the breathing holes become clogged with oats or corn on a hot and humid day the victim's suffering must be Intense. Besides , it is poor'econ omy , as a horse wastes nearly as much as he eats'by the act of tossing the bag up to get a mouthful. Ootn Paul's Smoking and Drinking. Paul Kruger smokes almost inces santly and for many years drank amazing quantities of beer daily , but only on once occasion did he ever taste alcohol. That * was at'Bloeinfon- tein after the signing of an alliance with the Orange Free State. On that occasion Oom Paul took off a bumper of champagne , and he liked it so well that he has never tasted it since. Wedding Garment for Hire. There are three or four shops In Philadelphia where costumes for wed dings and-funerals may be hired at a reasonable rate. The renting of mas querade costumes and of men's even ing clothes IB a business as old almost as pawn brokering , but this renting of wedding and funeral clothes is said to be. something new. Began in a Gravel Fit. Congressman Charles B. liandis , the Indiana orator , is another self-made statesman. These are his own words : "I pitched hay as a lad , worked in a gravel pit in jay youth , and attended college only when I reached manhood. " f - * - - * . * . * * - * a * - j - * T * * * * * * * a , % a > * * > * * * ' * * * * * * -a a , aa a , * * a * * * * * _ * * * ' * * * * * r' WV" * H i . . r ST T r . * * * * * * * * * * * * ! I Commoner Comment * I > Extracts From W. J. Bryan's Paper. j- ' fS'SA"jS" s i l * 'ttt"l 5ltt The Strike. A strike is on between organized la bor and the steel company , and it seems to involve the right of labor to organ ize for its own protection. President Shaffer , who represents the men , is confident of success , while the officers of the Steel trust as yet show no sign of weakening. Mr. Shaffer says that the men will not resort to force and that there will be no destruction of property. As long as this promise is kept , public sympathy will be with the laboring men. The right of labor to organize ought not to be questioned , andyetthe growth of trusts is directly opposed to the in terests of.the laboring men , and , as every trust is a menace to the labor organizations , it is strange that any laboring man votes with the trusts. When the head of a great corporation controls all the factories which employ skille'd labor in any particular- , he is very likely to dictate terms. Capital does not need food or clothing. Jf it remains idle for a month or a year its owner simply loses his'income for the period of its idleness , but with the la boring man it i different. His hunger cannot be suspenden ; his need for clothing and shelter knows no cessa tion ; the children must be cared forT and with all of the nation's , boasted prosperity the average wage earner is not able to live long without work- Heretofore , the laborer has found his protection in the fact that the employ er could not close down his factory for a great length of time without loss of trade and loss of employes. In , case of a strike his business was. in , danger of being absorbed by other firms , , and his employes were apt to be scattered. When , however , the monopoly of an industry is complete the employe can not seek work of a rival firm because there is no rival firm , and he cannot engage in. other businesswithout los ing the advantage of his skill and ex perience. It is-to be hoped that the laboring men will win , in the present conflict , , but if they were as-unanimous , on election day as. they are when a strike is ordered they could remedy their grievances , without a , strikeor loss of employment. . The steel trust may prove a blessing in disguise if it convinces the wage earnersof the country that "a private monopoly is. indefensible and. intoler able , " " JFo- MiddleGroanflu If anyonethinks that plutocracy can be placated by an abandonment of sil ver , let him read the New York Sun. That paper has earned the right tobe considered the chief exponent of the money 'worshippingelement in Ameri can politics. Instead of thanking the Ohio democrats for ignoring themon ey question it warns them , that anti trust legislation would be moredan gerous to. the-country than , freesilver : It says : : " 'We demand suppression ! of all trusts. ' There-isa monstrouspropo sition , "Were there any way of carrying it into effect industrial dis aster more widespread and ruinous than has ever fallen upon * the country would be the result. There would , be a commercial cataclysm. The amount of capital and of labor-dependent upon , these combinations is sovast that to- crush themwould be to bring on un paralleled economic calamity compared with which the freecoinage of silver would have been a fly bite- " " Sor we are to < have a panic and ; all sorts of calamity if we destroy the- trusts'.1 Well , this. is. discouraging- But it only shows that there isrun ning through all the republican pol icies , the same vicious principle and every policy is defended by the some brutal argumentAccept our poli cies ; submit to our demands , or we bring on a panic'r ! Some think that they can make peace with the money trust and.then fight the other trusts , but it is a vain hope. There is no mid dle ground. The democratic party must be with the people * entirely or against them entirely. The moment it begins to compromise it loses , more than it can possibly gain. A Pertinent Criticism. The San Juan , Porto Rico , Hews , commenting on the supreme court de cision in the insular cases , says : "We are and are not part of the United States , We are and are not a foreign country. We are and are not citizens of the United States. We are and are not to have our money back. The tariff is and is not void. The con stitution does and does not extend and Its limitations do and do not apply. " "Upon these points the justices"dis agree , five in favor and four against. Are we or are we not , or are we it ? " ' This about covers the case but the. editor of the News should remember bliat there is a ' 'perhaps' ' before the freedom of the press in "our posses sions"now. . | After Secretary Wilson has kckedno the sugar trust into smithereens by providing enough raw sugar to keep all the refineries going will he kindly provide a way of smashing the oil trust , which has a cinch on all of the raw material in its line Political conditions become corrupt because vice is continuous in its opera tion while virtue is often spasmodic. Hie many who simply want good gov- 2rnment arouse themselves occasional ly to secure some necessary reform but bhe few who make money out of legis lation are always alert and active. Let the democrats of Ohio vote the ticket and then begin the next day af ter election to organize the congress- il districts so that itwill not be possi ble for a corporation democrat to se cure a nomination. Mr. McLean makes a mistake when he assumes that he can overthrow the Kansas City platform by attacking Mr. Bryan. He was so exultant over the triumph which he achieved in the re cent Ohip convention that his paper , the Enquirer , contained the following1 editorial item : ' 'Since the adoption of the Ohio plat form perhaps Marse Henry Watterson will not regard it as necessary to per severe in a controversy with William Jennings Bryan. " It has been an open secret for some time that Mr , McLean did not like Mr. Bryan , but the public is not so much interested in knowing1 Mr. McLean's opinion of Mr. Uryan as it is in know- his views on public questions. Mr. McLean aspires to represent Ohio in the United States senate and as a s5na- tor holdingoffice for six years he would vote on several important ques tions. His platform denouces trusts but the remedies proposed are not suf ficient ; he ought to endorse the reme dies set forth in the Kansas City plat form or suggest others equally good. His platform denounces imperialism ; he ought to endorse the remedy pro posed by the Kansas City platform or suggest some other remedy equally as good. His platform does not state his views ou government by injunction , arbitration and the blacklist : Mr. Mc Lean ought to make his position clear on these points. Mr. McLean will have tovote onva rious phases of the money question. Whether congress will have to deal with the proposition to open the mints to the free and unlimited coinage of silver at the ratio of Hi to 1 will depend upon conditions. No one is able to speak with certainty upon the subject , but the republicans arc pushing the following : . BILL. To > maintain the legal tendersilver dollar at parity with gold. Be it enacted'by the senate and house of representatives of the United States of America in congress assembled That the secretary of the treasury is hereby authorized to coin the silver bullion in the treasury , purchased un der the act of July 14th , 1800 , into such denominations of subsidiary silver coin as he may deem necessary to meet pub lic requirements , and thereafter , as public necessities may demand , to re- coin silver dollars into subsidiary coin , and as mu'ch of any act as fixes a. limit to the aggregate of subsidiary silver coin outstanding , and so much of any act as directs the coinage of any por tion of the bullion purchased under the act of .Inly 14th. 1890 , into standard silver dollars , is hereby repealed. The secretary of the treasury is here by directed to maintain at all times at parity with gold the legal tender sil ver dollars remaining outstanding ; and tothat erJd he is hereby directed to ex change gold for legal tender silver-dol lars when presented to the treasury in the sum of five dollars or any multiple thereof , and all provisions of law for the use and maintenance of the reserve fund in the treasury relating to United States notes are. in the discretion of the secretary of the treasury , hereby made applicable to the exchange of le gal tender silver dollars. Mr : McLean resides at thenational capital and knows what is going on ; why was his platform silent about this question ? It is easy to "sit down on" Mr. . Bryan he is only important as he aids in accomplishing reforms but to "sit down on * ' democratic principles and a national platform is a more seri ous , matter. Before Mr. McLean puts on the senatorial toga he is. likely to discover that the voters of thedemo cratic party are a great deal 'more in terested in principles than they are in individuals. The Commoner is under obligations to. the Minneapolis Times for its. long rangedefence of Mr. Bryan. The edi tor of the Commoner does not claim to speak for anj'one except himself , . but he has faith in the righteousness , of the Kansas Citjr platform and there are so. many people who believe w.ith him that he has no fear of becoming lonesome. If any democrat is tempted to purchase the favor of financiers by a surrender of democratic principles , let him read the obituary notices of a number of prominent democrats who ended their political existence between 1893 and 1896. The Commoner in its last issue , speaking of the Ohio convention , cred ited General Finley with the resolution reaffirming the Kanaas City" platform. This was an error ; the resolution was introduced byY. . L. Finley , editor of the Kenton Press , and not by General Finley. Apologies are hereby extend ed to both gentleman. Constant Eeader No. the republican party does not assume the responsibil ity for the drouth ; it claims credit for everything good butblames Providence for everything "bad. The stability of the country's boast ed prosperity is well measured by the panic aroused at the thought of a total crop failure. Xothing is cheaper than a good book While the Ohio democrats have by bheir timidity weakened themselves on national issues they are strong on state issues. It will be interesting to hear cvhat the republicans have to say ugainst the Johnson planks in regard to equal taxation and a popular vote on franchises. The injury accomplished by our pol icy of imperialism is wide spread. The people of South America have been in spired to free government by our ex ample and the nearer they approach free government the more material has their progress. PRIMITIVE CHINESE MONE-YT * " " * jjjr Erm Wli a WorkmanVs9Tml& Wills a Batchat.IT * The little brass cashfthe Chinese coins , the lineal descendants , in un broken order , of thebronze axe of re mote Celestial ancestors. From the regular hatchet to the modern coin" one can trace a distinct , H somewhat broken , succession , so that It Is Im possible to say where the one leaves off and the other begins. Here ! s how this curious pedigree first worked ifc- self out : In early times , before the coin was invented , barter was usually con ducted between producer and consum er with metal implements , as It still is In Central Africa at the present day. At first the Chinese in that unsophis ticated age were content to use real hatchets for this commercial purpose , but after a time , with the profound mercantile instinct of their race , it oc curred to some of them that when a man wanted half a hatchefs worth of goods he might as well pay for them with half a hatchet Still , as it would be a pity to spoil a good working im plement by cutting it In two , the worthy Ah Sin Ingeniously compro mised the matter by making tin hatchets of the usual size and shape , but far too slender for practical usage. By so doing he invented coin , and , what is more , he Invented It far earl ier than the claimants to that proud distinction , the Lydlans , whose elec- trum staters were first struck in the seventh century B. C. Cornhill Maga zine. NICKELS ARE DESPISED. Street Venders Who Sell Xothing ! < Than a Dlme'a Worth. There are many stories in this city where a nickel is not a welcome me dium of exchange , because nothing so cheap Is sold , but It is hard to believe that there Is a street stand which would not welcome a five-cent pur chase. If any one is curious In this re gard let him go to one of the fruit stands in Cortlandt street , near the Pennsylvania railroad ferry , and try to make such a purchase , says the New York Tribune. "Let me have five cents' worth of cherries , " said a man the other day , pointing to a loose pile of the little red fruit. "As much as all that ! " exclaimed the street merchant , and not for a single minute did he cease dusting a bunch of bananas. The intending purchaser waited a moment , then crossed the street and repeated his request to another stand. "Well , you're a cheap one ! " exclaimed the vender. "You want to spend a whole nickel do you ? " He did not stop sort ing oranges. The man who longed for cherries tried a third stand. "We can't sell you less than a dime's worth of anything at these stands , " replied the man in charge. "You'll find an Ital ian up the street who will take the lead money. The "cheap" man decided " he didn't want cherries after all , and , going into a cigar store , bought a whole bunch of cigarettes with the money. Cheap Meals in toil don. "Speaking of cheap restaurants , " said a gentleman who has just return ed from a visit to London , to a Wash ington Star writer , "reminds me of a dining saloon in the Whitechapel dis trict of London , where a relishing and fairly substantial meal may be had for half a penny , or one cent in our money. This cheap repast is not served up in the shape of a cut from a joint and two vegetables. It is a big brown pie , very > juicy and very hot. The absence of beefsteak is evident when you cut the pie , but you find Inside a liberal jprinkllng of sheep's liver , onions and turnips , and a plentiful supplyof ? ravy. For a half penny extra two dices of bread and a cup of tea are juppllsd. Between the hours-of twelve ind two the poor and hungry from all ? arts of the east side of the city flock : o the dining room. Most of the pat- ons are shoeblacks , penny toy men. : ostermongers , and now and then roung clerks whose salaries will not jermlt them to indulge in a more cost- y dinner. " Bnttoos for the Church. There is far more in the oft-repeated statement that old buttons if useful tor no other purpose may serve as an ) ffering to the Lord. It is recorded as i fact that a clergyman's wife was nending clothes for her boys when one > f her neighbors called in to have a 'riendly chat. It was not long betore ; he visitor's eye was attracted by a arge basket more than half filled with juttons. The lady could not help re- narking that there seemed a very good mpply of buttons. Thereupon she be- jan to turn them over and suddenly jxclaimed : "Here are two buttons ex- ictly the same as those my husband aad on his last winter suit. I should icnow them anywhere. " "Indeed , " 'said : he clergyman's wife. "I am surprised : o hear it. As all these buttons were round in the collection bag I thought [ might as well put them to some use. " Before she had finished speaking the visitor hastily arose and said she must 3e going. A Fiona Hop . Judge Rice of. Novena is perhaps lacking in a sense of humor , but he is the most punctual man in Indiana. SVhen made superintendent of the Sun- Jay school he at once setabout to re form in the matter of attendance and punctuality. A few Sundays ago he lad the pleasure'of making the follow- jig statement : "My dear fellow-work ers and children , I am. able to an nounce today that out of the entire school only one. person is absent little Maggie Wynn. Let usall-hope that she is sick. " . > -M